Since I am half Italian I feel a need to say, you have to admit if D-man was standing guard at the Palatine Hill entrance in Rome during the height of the Roman empire, he would instill fear in the most powerful of enemies. As I write those words I cannot help think of my Mother and then smile and thank all the powers that be, she was Irish and had a way with words, and even though yinz almost made me smile, it did make me laugh. Nice work 😐