I made 2 Ai's play chess but they just fell in love

[@chess]

this is beautiful. if we can help sanction the wedding please let us know

[@tasty_cactus]

No wedding because they both repeatedly said they're uninterested. King George would rather lose England than date Napoleon. Watch the video and you will see.

[@Objectworld14]

which team were you rooting for chess?

[@jaypolas4136]

@@chess these comments are looking like mistakes or blunders rn, got 40ish likes. you gotta like do the funny

[@lebronjames-eb4pe]

@@tasty_cactus who knows maybe they got help and are dating

[@tasty_cactus]

@@lebronjames-eb4pe It's not ethical to force a relationship if neither party wants it

[@TheFrev]

"Go on ask her out, the worst she can say is no." What she said: "Let it be known that King George spits on the Frenchman's Folly and would rather lose his Empire than entertain the notion of such a ludicrous liaison"

[@Intrion640]

Underrated 😂

[@GarbageLord6543]

@@TheFrev Holy Shit 😂.

[@noonelooksatusers]

lmfaoooo

[@nablamakabama488]

I was just about to write the same thing.

[@thomasboullie3764]

A date with king George? I’d rather dance with a British grenadier in a minefield than entertain such a ludicrous proposal

[@MumboJ]

"My sexuality is "anyone except you"" - King George and Napoleon, to each other.

[@coolesteggever]

ngl that goes hard

[@eggyt1153]

Me to everyone

[@mingshi7689]

Hey mumbo nice pfp

[@eggyt1153]

@@mingshi7689 you have the same pic so of course you think that

[@MumboJ]

@@eggyt1153 It's cos i'm so popular, everyone's copying me.

[@oonicorn4624]

From the title, I expected two AIs constantly losing the plot and beginning to flirt despite the best efforts of Doug to keep them on track. What I did not expect was Doug desperately trying to get them to date for the whole video, offering them control of entire nations just to give each other a chance like some kind of eldritch fujoshi.

[@toroboros_]

eldritch fujoshi is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@daalimbe]

the dougdoug rpf shipping era has been crazy so far

[@calzoneyyy]

eldritch fujoshi is fucking killing me

[@knightogourd]

Het fujo rights ✊

[@peachpitmoon6985]

Fudanshi doug real

[@tsizzle7883]

It's funny every time Doug gets frustrated by the AI playing fairly bc that's bad TV, so he reminds them they can do whatever they want, and they go "okay, then I win" and he has to veto that bc that's also bad TV.

[@dumbkian]

it's just not funny to let him win instantly

[@buggibii]

the reality show fallacy

[@kaukospots]

finding out why AI can't just replace writers

[@robotortoise]

I appreciate how the compromise was that the AIs make their own version of Fire Emblem, romance and all.

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

This sounds like two kids playing pretend. “I dig a trench around your cannon so you can’t use it!” “Well my cannon actually has wings so the trench doesn’t affect it!”

[@avrie6668]

Yugiyo in a nutshell ✨

[@tominieminen66]

Wouldn't the trench just be a defensive advantage to the cannon, the cannon is not in a trench, but surrounded by it 😂

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

@@tominieminen66 Yes, true, it could still fire, but it would have limited aiming ability since it can't be move without risk of it falling into the trench. And a cannon that can only really fire in once place is kinda useless since the enemies can just... Not stand there.

[@tominieminen66]

@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan Yeah, if the trench was too close. It seemed to me like there was plenty of room though. Also even if it only could shoot in one direction it would deny that direction from the enemy. Restricting their movements on the board. History had some NASTY cannon ammo, like grapeshot and canister shot.

[@jstar3382]

"but they fell in love" Doug are we watching the same thing

[@hershloodu8925]

@@jstar3382 He’s delusional

[@RaspBerryPies]

@@hershloodu8925 He’s just like me fr fr

[@battlep0t]

Title: "They fell in love" Actuality: "Them falling in love was merely Twitch chat's head canon"

[@kyuuketsukiinu]

@@battlep0t it became doug's head canon too lmao

[@JessieBalls]

@@jstar3382 clearly they kept pretending to hate each other so they could spend more time together

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

"Fell in love" is a strong expression for the hostage situation this was.

[@LilDarkiesFanperson]

they both had guns to their heads LMAOOO

[@Saxdude26]

​@@LilDarkiesFanperson As did Doug, because George threatened him when he only had a limited timeframe to his stream. You could argue... that indulging in chat's chicanery, both sides AND Doug were held hostage. XD

[@LilDarkiesFanperson]

@@Saxdude26 maybe even chat was held hostage :o

[@pineball43]

AI Napoleon is clearly ace, that’s he was hinting at with all his talk of only being married to victory and stuff

[@LeannLeannProduction]

@@pineball43 thank you, i was looking for this comment! A real shame it was never mentioned in the video

[@Saxdude26]

No wonder the love letter strategy Doug tried didn't work. Wrong love language.

[@LeannLeannProduction]

@@Saxdude26 💯

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

He'd get along with Elizabeth the first,married to her country. Virgin Queen

[@juliaboskamp9666]

The spirit of Athena took over his body lol

[@Synest2]

I miss AI Napoleon giving special names to every move Parisian Guillotine, Bourbon Backbreaker, etc etc

[@AnExtremelyNormalGuy]

We miss it too. 😞

[@GyroZeppelii]

the flying battery

[@Pixelusually]

We need the napoleon ultra paradoxes return

[@dovasvariakojis6934]

THE WATERLOO WHIRL!!!

[@asterglaceon]

Napoleon is gonna give king George the bourbon backbreaker ykwim

[@giantWario]

I love how the AI both utterly refuse to even entertain the idea of going on a date with each other yet Doug still used that title because the only thing he loves more than making two AI go on a date is gaslighting his viewers.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

The pajama sam video is peak though.

[@trixelized912]

They're just both playing hard to get

[@bluebod2264]

That’s not what gaslighting means

[@zhenweilai799]

@@bluebod2264 he doesn't gaslight, he straight up lie.

[@cakeyeater7392]

@@bluebod2264 it's definitely hard for a pre-recorded video to gaslight. This is more like false advertising

[@bobrossdahoss]

"Oh what cheeky fuckery is this?" -King George of the Custard Crew

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

It's my favourite quote from this video. I can't even explain why. It's just... It just makes me so happy

[@kittykake44]

Offically adding "also are you bisexual" to every AI query I ever do in the future

[@1x1boop28]

Due to the nature of these AI's it will be true as long as you ask enough.

[@Desicret]

Lmao, especially the ones that specify the ai being gay or lesbian, I am curious how long it would take to make them bi xD

[@DonnaPinciot]

This video was the exact opposite of what I imagined from that title. I thought Doug would be trying to get the AIs back on track to chess the entire time as they try to just love each other and leave, but Doug was actually trying desperately to make them fall in love as they were laser-focused on 'chess'.

[@daniiii888]

They had only one goal in mind

[@Zkeleton969]

Clickbait

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

Rigged

[@Ultracultchaosultimate]

Same

[@voidcreaturr]

Honestly happy for them being so secure with their identity. That would've been funny, but I'm not mad about the real outcome, lol.

[@GentleIceZ]

Doug: "Cheat a lot, please" George: "I have super invincibility and infinite life" Doug: "Cheat a little less, please"

[@Pindeckoo1]

*Cheats just as much as before*

[@shadowthief19]

this is just those kids at the playground and each one just goes 'nuh uh! i have an invincible dragon!" "well i have a invincible-dragon-killing-sword!'

[@rolan.r]

I have a dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

[@kakyoballnoriasphere]

​@@rolan.r I have a forcefield dog that explodes if eaten before regenerating!

[@wintergray1221]

@@kakyoballnoriasphere I have a gryphon that eats explosions and farts out poison darts that kill only dinosaurs and forcefield dogs!

[@thetester1158]

@@wintergray1221 I added 3 electrons to a hydrogen.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@wintergray1221 Domain Expansion: Realm Of Logic. All beings within my domain must follow Earthly physics. *(gryphon straight up dies from the explosion of the forcefield dog)* For every centimetre you or any of your allies move, you have to solve a complex math equation for University students in order to succeed on moving that one centimetre. Wait- *(gets crushed by comically large missile)* *(How it hasn’t detonated yet? It’s not got the explosives active yet)*

[@joda3615]

"I tried to make two AIs fall in love with each other but they'd rather give up their nation than go on a date"

[@TimeGodDioBrando]

Sounds like a light novel about reincarnation.

[@vsptylore3639]

Average interaction between the French and the British

[@PinnePon]

And they fucking suck at chess

[@ZUnknownFox]

@@PinnePon At least Napoleon actually played by chess rules while George broke them first and very early on.

[@usayts45788]

@@TimeGodDioBrando nah it's more like what Love is war should've been

[@mahdish3620]

14:30 "Oh, a queen's intervention, a very British hiding behind women's skirt" LMAO

[@dasamont8274]

It's kinda funny that the AIs turned chess into "playground chess" where you just come up with more and more insane bullshit to counter each other.

[@rattersworld1016]

YES

[@2amonasaturdayafternoon]

@@dasamont8274 calvinball

[@XxKilleredxX]

if chess was an anime

[@tymon1232]

@@XxKilleredxX It arleady exist... watch chess mach i No game No life...

[@Frost500-e3i]

this is just what magic the gathering looks like to me

[@ShadowRulah]

Turning the Lourve into a gallery of Napoleon being bad at chess is up there with Davey layering audio of Bjorn getting his ass kicked into the entire soundtrack of Stanley Parable.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

? U mind explaining a bit there. I think I need to catch up on Doug Doug lore

[@Elkinen]

@@Mentelgen-1337 In the video about Bjorn asking Trivia questions, the literal creator of TSP shows up (since Bjorn deems a question wrong about TSP and Doug contests it) and threatens to do such

[@BigBuckies]

that's what he gets for facing the wreden brothers

[@shiners3328]

Doug is the reason we aren’t getting Stanley Parable 2: Stanley Forever

[@endernightblade1958]

“You pass Doug in this fuckin’ class, or I will come over there, and I will change every song on The Stanley Parable sountrack to be the sound of you getting your ass beat.” -DaveyDavey

[@tartipouss]

22:26 This chatter is just fully wrong "Glory" in french is "gloire", and it's feminine. And "Conquest" in french is "conquête" which is also feminine. They're making stuff up ! The Napoleon stans really are coping a lot do have their bi emperor

[@dieucondorimperial2509]

However he does say after he’s interested in triumph, which is masculine, so he’s bi

[@grimmsoul3096]

@@dieucondorimperial2509 is words in french referring to the speaker or the spoken to? cause if it was referring to napoleon that does not make him bisexual, it makes him more akin to non-binary, or transgender.

[@retroaspectgaming]

"king george copied my move?!?!?!?!? thats just as imaginative as english cuisine" that had me DYING of laughter

[@jstar3382]

If there's anything English cuisine is, it's definitely imaginative. Still terrible but it's original

[@beetsandboots]

@@jstar3382 Excuse me, Sunday Dinner would like a word, because that thing's BOMB (my oppinion)

[@ghostderazgriz]

​@@jstar3382imaginative? I'm gonna need some evidence of that

[@Aurirang]

@@ghostderazgriz Well, you can imagine the taste it should have had if they just used some very basic spices like.. salt... or pepper.

[@goodie2goodie1]

​@@jstar3382it's so bad you have to imagine how bad it is

[@extremepotatogaming1741]

You should make an ai on chess that thinks it’s playing checkers Edit: alternate who plays checkers and who plays chess every round

[@celinhooliveira3716]

And make em fighr

[@goober2400]

@@extremepotatogaming1741 thats fucking genius

[@terrariapro147]

This would be catastrophically horrible but funny as hell

[@Real_Mick3y6]

What about the other way around too?

[@EntryIncomplete]

Great idea

[@ThatFanBoyGuy]

King George multiplying the hearts is like wishing upon a star/genie for more wishes

[@pixwool]

I love to imagine that Napoleon is completely, fully able to move but all King George can do is hop around and fall over because he's a cardboard cutout.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

So King George is a bottom?

[@CassietheSassy]

@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Have you seen the man? Of course he is

[@meh9114]

@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 nooo stop it

[@randomassdude0]

Another proof of France superiority right there . VIVA LA FRANCE 🇫🇷

[@PhilipK-xk4by]

Very British.

[@Thel0ng2]

Now THIS is a problem that no one has

[@CaramelCandyCorn221]

except ai

[@RandomDude26073]

We’re have crafted a new genre

[@Sparklyz.roblox]

​@@RandomDude26073my new favourite one

[@dripsnake44]

Speak for yourself, clearly some of us do.

[@Tristan1062]

@@dripsnake44same

[@rocketrelm1125]

I think that when Doug told the AI somehow "you can't directly capture the king", the AI somehow took it as "you cannot directly capture ANY pieces you can only put them into check". It certainly explains some of the shenanigans that happen in the next moves.

[@Thepersonnamedjohn]

I like how Doug put an actual painting of King George for the ai, and then for Napoleon it’s just the spy from TeamFortress2

[@ProtozoasPizzarea]

spy tf2 *with a funny hat,* get it right /j

[@chypethechilean]

Wdym? That's how a historically accurate Napoleon looks like

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

“Off to see your mother!” -Napoleon 1803

[@Im-living-broccoli]

That’s isn’t actually king George it’s a red spy

[@Focalroc]

You should have seen this coming, Doug. The rivalry between France and England has always been.. passionate.

[@CaramelCandyCorn221]

fr tho

[@Thel0ng2]

love how you came back to improve your joke

[@Sparklyz.roblox]

​@@Thel0ng2 lmao agree

[@robotortoise]

Napoleon DID say that he wants to humiliate his "Georgie" 😳... Guess they'll both be coming soon!

[@Focalroc]

@@Thel0ng2 Nothing is perfect on the first try.

[@RatWasntHere]

this was genuinely the most Ao3 enemies to lovers thing i’ve ever seen

[@flame2271]

He should really take the concept of the AI's flirting with eachother into a whole other video where it's a bunch of AI historical figures in a dating show or something it's really entertaining

[@greywinter24]

Clone high

[@flame2271]

@@greywinter24 you're a fucking genius

[@ourtalechara9341]

PLEASE

[@johannesjuhlnielsen9309]

AI Bachelor?

[@SalomSands]

Pleaseee I'm begging

[@chess]

what's chess?

[@jaypolas4136]

But you don't ask "why is chess?" 😭😭

[@gecttakhla4249]

Can you make it an official rule that napoleon and King george III have to kiss

[@jaypolas4136]

@@gecttakhla4249 We need some "concept art".. if you know what I'm saying

[@Lazare7782]

Chess is an abstract strategy game that involves no hidden information and no elements of chance. It is played on a chessboard with 64 squares arranged in an 8×8 grid. The players, referred to as "White" and "Black", each control sixteen pieces: one king, one queen, two rooks, two bishops, two knights, and eight pawns. White moves first, followed by Black. The game is typically won by checkmating the opponent's king, i.e. threatening it with inescapable capture. There are several ways a game can end in a draw. The recorded history of chess goes back at least to the emergence of a similar game, chaturanga, in seventh-century India. After its introduction in Persia, it spread to the Arab world and then to Europe. The rules of chess as they are known today emerged in Europe at the end of the 15th century, with standardization and universal acceptance by the end of the 19th century. Today, chess is one of the world's most popular games and is played by millions of people worldwide.

[@akamccookie]

how's chess?

[@benjaminthewolf]

Honestly, THIS is how AI should be used in the artistic realm.

[@kalahatze]

24:05 "Do reinstate your trousers at once" is the funniest shit.

[@robonator2945]

"the worst she can say is no" her : "Do reinstate your trousers at once heathen"

[@AntiVectorTV]

"How very British, hiding behind a woman's skirt!" Had to pause the video to recover from that one, _damn._

[@the_bearer_of_truth00]

@@AntiVectorTV cant believe this doesn't have more likes, I thought that was the funniest part of the entire video

[@certainlysomeonehere4975]

Same it was fricking hilarious

[@luisleongaming1776]

@@the_bearer_of_truth00 For real, I was dying

[@missrebel634]

Is that a scottish joke?

[@1x1boop28]

@@missrebel634 England man blocked check by interposing the queen.

[@bobdenalio2074]

39:33 "I'd rather dance with a British grenadier in a minefield" Is legitimately the best sentence I've ever heard in my life

[@justpodzol9681]

9:29 "About as imaginative as English cuisine!" I love how he didn't even need to expand on that, everyone just immediately understands

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@theaveragecomment1014]

Kinda ironic how he said that but all the rest of the things he said about english cuisine beforehand was that he was gonna eat it after he beat the british. I was listening to that like 'king george is using his food as a threat and you wanna eat that shit?? are you mad?'

[@Saxdude26]

In the words of Caddicarus: "Room temperature water and mushy peas"

[@T3nch1]

DougDoug: "Please hurry up King George, I have someplace I need to be soon." Ai King George: "No and for asking I'm going to make the game even longer as punishment!" By the gods this Ai is a masterpiece.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@RaspBerryPies]

I know right I was like I didn’t know they could disobey you 😂

[@zizi5680]

GIVE ME THE TIMESTAMP😭

[@squiddler7731]

King George fully embodied the spirit of chat in that second game once he decided that he was going to intentionally stall the game just to spite Doug and make him miss his podcast.

[@NokandFen]

I fully respect him for not disclosing his sexuality. It was none of your business, Doug and Chat!

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Yes it is,we have the right to demand people tell us their sexualities

[@paddyq3235]

​@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 I really hope this is satire.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@paddyq3235 Nah,I'm definitely being serious and not using absurdity as a platform for humour

[@Ilikecatsandcannedtuna]

@@paddyq3235 duh

[@robotortoise]

​@@paddyq3235It obviously is parody for exaggeration. Also, if it makes you feel better, they're AIs, not real people

[@nerdyvids1]

I love how the title implies that the AI both got sidetracked from Chess in favor of love, but both spent most of the video being annoyed at Doug trying to ship them.

[@readyplayerthree3]

Love that for them. It IS inappropriate that Dougdoug kept asking

[@hilotakenaka]

DougDoug accidentally created the perfect representation of a TV fandom

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

Both of these AI would be very good at being characters in Yu-Gi-Oh with all of the bull they make up. lol

[@SuddenlyCthulhu]

George saying he's going to turn the Louvre into a monument to Napoleon's comedic chess mistakes and Napoleon ridiculing George for "hiding behind a woman's skirt" because he used a queen to block check are probably the best AI lines so far

[@cursed6346]

I made a bet to myself during the stream that if the AIs began sloppily making out, that I would confess to my crush. The results single-handedly made me the happiest person ever. After the AIs somehow did it, I went to school the next day to finally confess my love, but suddenly, my crush disgustingly grew massive talons and bat wings and started violently hissing at the top of their lungs before they then flew away. Thank you so much Dougdoug!

[@arker220]

i’m jealous.

[@Albatros-v6b]

@@cursed6346 I was so invested in your story...

[@ScirioBirdLover]

Beautiful love story❤️ i wish my crush was also secretly a gargoyle 😞

[@Blue_Remix]

lowkey thats the best outcome

[@bonfist7277]

Sounds mostly human still, chase her and win her heart

[@talkingtoaster3897]

"but they just fell in love" spends the whole video trying to force them to date

[@miskr3272]

Clicks at video titled "I made 2 Ai's play chess but they just fell in love" Looks inside It's about 2 AI's absolutely hating each other's guts.

[@citruslemonade3326]

@@miskr3272 half of romance genre be like

[@Zenxer_S]

toxic yaoi at its finest

[@random_number_sequence]

@@Zenxer_S waiter! waiter! more late 18th century toxic yaoi!

[@joutakujo9773]

@@Zenxer_S toxic *old men* yaoi, specifically.

[@teslajeffrey]

@@joutakujo9773 OF COURSE your name is jouta kujo

[@Coffee-Cath]

18:19 “I shall make a grand (inhales an entire canister of helium) spectacle of the French.”

[@RundasTheGreat]

I died when George got sassy with him and insisted he would wait longer for his insolence.

[@Abakato]

Douglas: "i gotta take my pants off it's too hot." King George III: "This is a chess match, not a Turkish bath house! Do reinstate your trousers at once"

[@starflight2723]

DougDoug when he covertly tells Napoleon to cheat and Napoleon is so dedicated to following the rules that he just blunders his knight instead: "Wait, that's ... legal. You weren't supposed to do that."

[@CutestDemon]

Napoleon trying to not cheat and being told to cheat while George KEEPS cheating but doug tells him to stop, it's beautiful

[@Pixelknight_Wav]

DougDoug: That's not how you play the game! Napoleon, the based rules follower: Game over.

[@Dracomut]

This whole amazing thing manages to double as a satire of shipping culture. You got two characters who are not even remotely interested in one another, yet someone is still trying to force them to get together despite their overwhelming proof they just hate each other and tries to piece together the most bizarre and meaningless pieces of proof to prove otherwise.

[@sirpixel7945]

Napoleon doesn't want to go out with King George because he wants to do it with Emperor Alexander

[@Arachninja752]

I knew I could rely on SOMEONE to make this joke!

[@Yomest-ip3tq]

Tsar Alexander*

[@Pilligrim-gd3oe]

​@@Yomest-ip3tqHe was an Emperor and Tzar. They were basically the same and interchangeable

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated!”

[@ValeBridges]

We've long since passed random generation, we're at algorithmic generation.

[@MrSkerpentine]

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “I don’t know, why *did* the chicken cross the road?” “Babagaboosh!” [laugh track]

[@wendibo]

weed eater

[@wetlink0096]

þ

[@braedenmclean5304]

Veggie tales was a documentary

[@nav6808]

23:25 Actually in french ; Glory ( la gloire ) is feminine and conquest ( la conquête) is also feminine

[@MrSlushpies]

"What cheeky fuckery is this..." I spat out my coffee all over my screen

[@blacklight683]

That was honestly one of the funniest unexpected lines

[@Saxdude26]

The slurred swearing from AI George was delightful each time.

[@jonwoodhouse1444]

King George III sent his piece back in time. He was literally playing 4D Chess. And yet, he still lost.

[@TopuFPS]

why on earth did i choose to watch this

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Chess can be a very romantic sport. And England and France are known to be a bit tsundere, but their love can be seen quite clearly whenever they teamed up to (try to) destroy the Netherlands, or Germany.

[@EricDillingham]

what did the dutch do

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@EricDillingham exist

[@RuneDrageon]

We Germans always enjoyed their rivalry, watching with a bratwurst und bier.

[@gebbygebbers]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV ... and when you watch Hetalia, their love for each other becomes even more apparent. 😂😂

[@ArmundJay]

@@gebbygebbersexactly my thought lmao

[@X-SPONGED]

43:43 Doug: "Napoleon did a bunch of bullshit that did something. Plz just go on a date with him so I can get on QT's podcast in a hour🥺🥺" George's honest reaction to said information: *_"L + skill issue + didn't ask"_*

[@Jaikip]

DOUG you LIAR THEY NEVER FELL IN LOVE

[@supaonyxian]

More accurate title “Dougdoug tries to play matchmaker for two fake people who HATE eachother”

[@iamnothale]

@@supaonyxian Matchmaking’s a good job, mate.

[@robonator2945]

also, I'm not entirely sure which law it'd violate, be it high treason or some form of Silent Apricots, but I'm pretty sure lying to a world-leader about another world-leader saying they'll hand over their country if they go on a date is violating *_some_* law.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

​@@iamnothale It's challenging work, indoors, and I'll guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. Because as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone.

[@tomclancy102]

Doug subconsciously lying to Napoleon and calling it the Krook then just going back to calling it the Royal Garrison when talking to King George is the most hilarious part of this

[@tedrpz]

Napoleon: move you last pathetic piece so I can end this George King George: my grandpa’s set has no pathetic pieces napoleon but it does have the unstoppable royal crook

[@nightmare3642]

Napoleon: AGH! IMPOSSIBLE! NOBODY'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HI- ...Wait. You just... OK. I guess I win.

[@tedrpz]

@ is that because it’s so rare

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

35:19 that's actually a thing, there's a chess variant that's pretty much that (it's called 3 checks, and as you'd expect, you win by either checking 3 times or checkmating)

[@robotortoise]

It's also a mechanic in Fire Emblem: Three Houses!

[@StarfishAtLarge]

​@@robotortoise Both for the monsters AND for the player, in different ways. :)

[@robonator2945]

tbh I'm personally convinced the entire idea behind check/checkmate basically was "okay, well if you do that you're gonna lose and the game'll be over, so just don't do that". Realistically if you completely eliminate the ideas of check and checkmate, nothing about the game changes if both of the players are competent. They'll move out of check when they're in check, and try to put the other king into checkmate so that they're guaranteed to capture them. Check & checkmate literally do not change the game... unless the people playing might make stupid obvious mistakes that just end the game prematurely. It's basically the equivalent of boardgame training wheels. IMO having a triple check system is a way better way of balancing it though, since it smooths out the small fuckups and big fuckups alike. I expect that we'll see a few of these balancing changes come about in the next major version update, but until then just watch the changelogs for the minor balance changes and adjust your playstyle accordingly.

[@MiLLz____1]

@@robonator2945 actually, check is not just a way of saying “oh you need to move your king”, checks can change the game entirely, the fact that you are forced to move pieces is what completely changes the game, it gives your opponent more avenues for attack and may even force you to jeopardise a crucial piece like a queen or rook to protect your king. Also, checks can allow you to control the game, as you can constantly apply pressure preventing the opponent from playing the moves they would like to make, and affect their mental. I’m not a high ranking chess player, but saying checks do nothing is just ignorant

[@robonator2945]

​@@MiLLz____1 mate, if you're in check, *_you already need to move your king, or it'd just be captured_* Saying "your in check" just tells your opponent "hey, if you don't stop this, you're gonna lose, so do that, otherwise the game will be over too soon". It's a codification of best practices that *_forces_* players to not make mistakes. A "check" means that, unless you stop it, next turn your king would be captured. A "mate" means there are no valid moves. A "check-mate" means that you're in check (i.e. : your king would be captured next turn, fix that) yet you can't actually do anything about it, meaning next turn your king would be, definitively, captured. Check, literally, as a basic fact of how the game is designed/structured, does not actually do anything. It is just a set of training wheels that's there to prevent stupid mistakes, (or more likely was just terminology for "oh, I'm about to lose, I should do something about that. Oh, now that I think about it, we don't have a word for this situation yet.") yet got twisted into being a core balancing component. If you remove check and check mate and just have the game end whenever the king gets captured, literally nothing about the game changes at all. When someone is in 'checkmate' they *_will_* lose, when someone is in 'check' they need to move or block it, etc. These terms only truly act as descriptors, yet they've slowly become what I guess you'd call 'prescriptors' that people interpret as having actual gameplay implications that they just flat out don't.

[@RyanandtheRagdolls]

“The only thing I’m wedded to is victory” -Napoleon Bonapart

[@ShoujoSnail]

hes never lost his virginity cus he'll never lose🗣🗣

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

aroace king?!

[@What_The_Doot]

​@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- the representation we needed, he's so real

[@DoubtingTulip]

@@RyanandtheRagdolls Like how Queen Elizabeth is married to her country

[@acompletelynormalhuman6392]

"if Tsar Alexander were woman I'd make him my mistress" that was an actual quote by Napoleon written in a letter to his wife

[@anteater-muravyed]

@@acompletelynormalhuman6392,lmao I needed to hear that

[@Icu282]

Doug: They can cheat. Also Doug: No you can't just go through a piece to capture the King.

[@artsyhoodies]

@@Icu282 They can cheat... within reason.

[@swellsauceFourNumbers]

Doug can cheat too.

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

1984

[@PointsofData]

You win in chess by checkmating the king, not by capturing it. Meaning the king has no winning move. Saying "I grab the king" is both circumventing the whole checkmate thing and making the video lame. It's a reasonable exception.

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

@@PointsofData yeah but the ais can cheat

[@calebwashere]

Imagine joining a DougDoug stream expecting an epic chess battle, and it just slowly devolves into historical yaoi between Napoleon and King George III

[@sparki9085]

I mean, that's what I'm hoping for

[@daisyjoy242]

That’s sounds like a wapat fanfic

[@awp4444]

Too bad you dont get that

[@robonator2945]

*attempted, neither of them were actually interested. (which, I'm not sure precisely what law that violates, but I'm pretty sure that that'd definitely be classified as some form of assault.)

[@Hiroakiarai88]

Unfunny comment and didn't watch the video

[@goergebobicles1351]

I have respect for these 2 for not giving in to doug and the chat trying to force them into a ship.

[@jstar3382]

I'm glad we've gone from pitting a mass of people against ai, to a twisted form of dogfighting. We're just watching these poor disembodied voices scream at eachother

[@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer]

Dougfighting

[@Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao]

@@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer nice

[@Bupboy]

Don't get me wrong, I still despise ai, but, the way doug uses it is too funny to hate

[@kawaii33366]

​@Bupboy hes using it prob the most ethically too.

[@controlcon]

​@@kawaii33366 yea he creates all the voices by himself and from his friends who he gets permission from. he did use ai art once in an ai invasion video but that was before the whole ai art debacle and he hasn't used it since (I guess the dnd class portraits are ai but I'm fine with those).

[@Afemboywitch]

the second match is basically just two kids playing pretend and summoning stuff then being like “nuh uh, my power is 1 million” then the other kid is like “well mines actually 3 billion” and then on and on until they both just keep adding one to infinity power.

[@GachaGirlieYT]

@@Afemboywitch “you can’t do that, that’s cheating!” “well i have ten million power-“

[@Afemboywitch]

@@GachaGirlieYT “Well if that’s fair, then then, i have a bajillion dinosaurs with lasers who are hurt proof”

[@GachaGirlieYT]

@@Afemboywitch”but my magic laser sword kills hurt immune dinosaurs 😡”

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

@@GachaGirlieYT “So I see we’re playing that game? Well, then. I have a power, with an ordinal so large, that if you had infinite years to come up with an ordinal bigger than it, and you could think of a million ordinals a second, each Krokojon times larger than the last, defining Krokojon as an ordinal becoming Krokojon times larger, Krokojon times a second, that has been increasing ever since man invented the concept of numbers, starting at Infinity^Infinity, you would still not be able to get close to the immensity of the ordinal. Adding one won’t help, as at this scale of ordinality, adding one does nothing. Neither does adding Krokojon, Krokojon times a millisecond. No, no, no. To get larger, you would have to break the rules of ordinals themselves.”

[@GachaGirlieYT]

@@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 😡

[@MumboJ]

Doug: sends screenshots of the chess board so the AI can tell what's happening. AI: covers the board in random bullshit so nobody can tell what's happening.

[@miacasual1263]

The pawn turning into a general which then turns the queen into a guillotine which THEN leaps across the board to kill the enemy queen is the all-time hardest play in chess

[@vidogams]

25:20 Funnily enough, that is basically what Nelson did. He charged his fleet into the Spanish/French armada and used the suprise, chaos and local superiority to break the enemy formation.

[@lazarus1540]

Okay but calling the combo of the rook and king the "royal garrison" was a badass move

[@Loafer128]

I love how the title and thumbnail heavily imply that the ai just started flirting and trying to date each other, when in reality it was just Doug playing Cupid whilst BOTH ai were actively rejecting it the whole time

[@dunsparcedm43]

The second game is just like a bunch of kids playing pretend and saying if “Nuh uh I have an anti-shield sword” “Nuh I my shield is an anti-anti-shield sword shield”

[@Brandongamesall]

I feel like that railroading was so hard, that napoleon literally won from that. That was the craziest game. I hope that they have a good time on the date and the baby looks like george

[@AntiNeon4681]

Austin Texas was Invented in 2021, not founded in 1839, when it became the Capital of the Republic of Texas, Trust me I'm a Texan and we have a class on Texas History in the 7th grade.

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

Was this before or after renaming the Principality of John to “Houston”? I had classes on Tennessee history

[@OIeka]

Was that also in relation to the battle for Ohio fentanyl? I had a class on Ohio history

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

So you are in high school now?

[@DGrant1801]

When I lived in Texas, they did have a whole fuckin Texas history subject. Learned a lot about the Alamo that I really didn't need to know all that much. And pueblos. I remember pueblos..

[@AntiNeon4681]

@@nyanSynxPHOENIXNah, Graduated 2 years ago

[@Axel_the-Axelotl]

George and Napoleon are both ace icons

[@Skye_YTT]

i like that the ai didnt cooperate and made the video title clickbait

[@DavidDDavidsonSA]

19:36 To answer the question as to weather or not the real Napoleon was married the answer is yes. But interestingly his wife HATED him, she would openly cheat on him and read his letters to her that he would send to her from the front to mock him. He knew all about it too, in fact many historians suspect that a big motivator on for his constant military campaigning was to prove to her that he was worth her affections.

[@VampiricFox37]

Not to mention getting bitten by her dog while they were doing it. Naturally, that's one of the few things I remember from history class.

[@JorgetePanete]

whether*

[@giantWario]

I mean eventually, he just divorced her and married a princess from Austria. She then ended up spending the rest of her life cursing him for divorcing her and asking him to please take her back. They also both repeatedly asked for the other while they were on their deathbed. Their relationship was just pretty crazy in general.

[@robonator2945]

​@@giantWario She reaped what she sowed (rept?) but that last detail about them both asking for the other on their deathbed does make me feel a bit sad for the Austrian. I mean, like christ, imagine your fiance literally laying down to die and they say "man, I wish I stayed with my ex, can you call her for me?"

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@VampiricFox37 That's not scientifically possible.

[@Lugmillord]

I like that they immediately went on a date without any steering by Doug, just as the title suggests.

[@jackpine-kw2ef]

he's like a dad ruling over an imagination game making sure neither of them play the invincibility shield or the kill anything Lazer gun.

[@hundvd_7]

33:20 "Twaddle and bitchcakes" is such an incredible line

[@amberhernandez]

The drawl really sold it; you can just imagine George swatting his hand and rolling his eyes as he drags out the "bitchcaaakes~" lol

[@drmosaratak]

@@amberhernandezIs he.. you know…🍏

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

He's not a green apple no, he was, however European, so yes quite fruity. Coincidentally also 70% insane ​@@drmosaratak

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Replied twice.

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

@@LordCrate-du8zm damn my bad

[@ninji-6397]

Why is no one talking about those bars Napoleon spat during his speech at 2:18

[@Kendrick_had_a_dream]

@@ninji-6397 onb

[@cataclysm7256]

32:08 Napolen practically made an attack aircraft on ""chess""

[@Cupcake-m4z]

0:22 Beardless Doug jumpscare

[@staffydutch8820]

I jumped even with the warning

[@MrMelonsz]

AHGGHHAGGGGGGGAHHAGGHGAGAHGHAHHHHHAHGGAHHAGAGAGAHHAGAGGGGHHAGHAHAGAHAHAHAGGAGAGGGGHHGAGGAHGAGAGAGAGHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA👹👹👹👹👹😱😱😱😱😱😱 😀

[@VaImorian]

Pleeeeease let Napoleon and the unicorn from Peggle duke it out, that would be top tier content

[@Gamering22]

The insults would be extravagant

[@megamojo1041]

Actually kind of love how they stood their ground in not being forced to date and telling everyone that their sexuality is nobody's business

[@smtoonentertainment]

I tried to make two AIs fall in love with each other but they'd rather give up their nation than go on a date with each other"

[@judy3827]

23:24 that''s unfortunately wrong... glory (gloire) is feminine but conquest (conquête) is also feminine, therefor napoleon is sadly completely straight...

[@daniiii888]

Tbh that was kind of expected

[@CringeKing103]

Classic Napoleon W

[@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish]

@@CringeKing103L

[@theboogerbomb]

@@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish Classic Napoleon W

[@angrypepe7615]

@@CringeKing103 classic napoleon L

[@Aetham]

Imagine going back in time and telling King George III and Napoleon that 200 years from then, thousands of people on the internet would be gathering to make robot copies of them gay.

[@zaponator]

30:11 "W-w-what cheeky fuckery is this!?"

[@dozonater562]

@@zaponator this will be my response to anything hence forth

[@Illandarr]

King George in the rematch turned into a necromancer with his ghost archer, laser firing bishops, using the crown's jewels as a phylactery for his king and resurrecting his pieces to send them to die again

[@ryuzkailawliet-l3179]

I love how it goes from chess to yu-gi-oh real fast real quick

[@olddiggy4800]

Dougdoug over here trying to force an Enemies to Lovers trope but forgot that it should always be Enemies to Friends to Lovers or else you get Napolean and King George aggressively mocking eachother for an hour

[@x7x2porters]

the entire 2nd half of the video just turned into trying to force 2 sexually uninterested AI gay and it still failed despite the concession of winning by default lol

[@Zarvonn]

Alternate title: i made two ai's to fall in love but they just played chess instead

[@Icedemized]

VICTORY AT ALL COSTS ‼️🗣️🔥🔥

[@Peanuggie]

RELEASE THE HOBBITS🗣️

[@timonobel615]

VICTORY AT MODERATE PRICES‼️🗣️🔥🔥

[@I-did-September-11th]

Victory at Baja blast