"chai tea" - Bits and Banter [03/25/2024]

[@8BitTurmoil]

hey librarian my local dollar store recently went out of business and they had a fire sale to get rid of their stock i decided to take a look and get one last memory of the place and its poor lighting and failing shelves and maybe see if there was anything beyond weird plastic spider rings that were of interest to me turns out their greeting card selection was priced down to ten cents per piece and as someone who is for sure a last minute card buyer type i figured this would be a good investment to stock up and cards and change who i am as a person the only issue was other people alread had this idea too and had snatched up all of the popular card such as the general birthdays and mothers day and christmas and such i wasnt going to let such a deal pass me by though so i bought as many of the remaining niche cards as i could such as 'for my pastor' and 'sorry about your illness' and 'congrats on graduating kindergarten' i dont think ill find the proper use for all of these but i figure come next occasion i can just cross out all the important words and add in the appropriate text anyways keep up the great work

[@bigmoneyswager]

just give them the card for the wrong occasion don’t even bother crossing the words out it’s funnier

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

perhaps you can cut out and mix and match the words akin to a serial killer cutting out words to hide his handwriting, with the cards you have maybe you can make a sentence with more general situations like "Hope you graduate from your illness!" or "Congrats on beating your pastor!"

[@ajz2k]

Real

[@mangsmoof]

NTA your cards your rules

[@haddockcore]

hello librarian commenter, your talking about the cards being 10 pence per piece reminds me that my local charity shop (do you have that in the us or is it just a uk thing?) had a sale of each dvd being ten pence each. of course i picked up about 30 dvds. only 10 of those movies i got are actually good movies. i dont know what im supposed to do with the PAL region dvd of 1993 super mario bros the movie, but i am very happy with my 10 pence copy of brokeback mountain and the first jackass film. i was thinking about picking seasons 1-4 of the l word as well but then i was worried i would be forced by my own will to actually watch seasons 1-4 of the l word. is the l word even a good show? i dont know. im very very excited to go back to that same charity store in a few months when all the stock as been turned around and picking up some more dvds. it was honestly the highlight of my day.

[@uiron5755]

The osu overlay on the climbing game is so funny

[@herobrineharry7698]

Can we have it for balatro too

[@Kingbobman69]

It's kinda cancer tho ngl

[@graceblocher8924]

Yea no wonder he made no progress in climbing he was being too good at osu to focus properly

[@nubzz11]

I mostly use these videos as podcasts and was confused as hell why there was osu gameplay overlayed when I happened to glance. 10/10 content

[@pedrokiihl856]

25:48 u_watanabe: ICANTA my librarian can't use ICANT ICANT

[@Zolitus]

Hup *SPLASH* *splish* *splish* *splish* *Slosh* Hup

[@navyblustick7758]

+2

[@Kolla965]

1:22:04 Obamatreides: Let me be clear if you like your house major you can keep it Obamuad'Dib: We killed some folks

[@pedrokiihl856]

36:15 this is, simply put, the most I've laughed this week BY A LONG MILE

[@derekpapin2181]

Chatter who brought up the Kurtis blow bit knew exactly what he was doing, mfer immediately started rapping 😭😭😭

[@MrWalrus3451]

That Alien bit you did was so good Hooolyyyy

[@howtpotypo]

this one isn't on the bits & banter playlist, almost missed it. keep up the great work librarian

[@jharris9898]

librarian you are seriously cooking with this osu overlay

[@mrkoskos1]

Osu fits good for this, thank you.

[@XIXCentury]

Osu overlay is doing something to my brain

[@cycy8699]

he goin kinda crazy on that osu tho

[@eliteed4724]

the vancouver-posting is pure bliss. the fact egg can make several thousand people listen to him talk about driving down Kingsway and drop a Magic Stronghold reference is poetry,

[@Animorphs150]

What is this osu subway surfers bit going on in the video

[@johnrozny2349]

Library of Letourneau was recently bought out by private equity so theyre tying some new interaction metrics

[@Perceptious37]

26:00 i pray for the day the Lion grows out his mane in all its glory. The horseshoe mullet with a big ole handle bar mustache

[@Kolla965]

48:54 the bathroom will not divide us.

[@FreyrFox]

The moriko/batat gift sub sabotage is hilarious but even funnier than that is the Twitter relies with half of Girls FC showing up for it, what a strange crossover in my tiny pockets of the internet

[@cullycoconut640]

The osu thing legitimately made me stop listening to the bits and banter so I had to open a different tab/window. This might be a skill issue on my part, but just to inform the Librarian of this phenomenon I needed to write it down. Love your work, Librarian.

[@cattolord33]

He did mention on Twitter that because the gameplay was basically NL at the same place for 2 hours he decided to add some kind of sensory overload but didn't want to use the usual Subway Surfers or GTA gameplay so he just overlayed osu instead for fun. Clearly it worked haha

[@krillin2591]

Dude, a mall is a shopping buffet.

[@meta4knight]

How come every cereal commercial has some one so obsessed with cereal that they stalk someone or do something completely unhinged just for some stale bread soaked in milk?

[@Deafturtle911]

Dune 2 was fucking mind-blowingly good

[@MenWithoutTies]

so true so true

[@arianghorbani1305]

I mean it was about as good as a movie adaptation of Dune could get, but watching them just blow through the whole ecology focus and kill 90% of the politics of the story was kinda sad

[@arianghorbani1305]

what if they made dune 1 and 2 into a book

[@Reflexzzzz]

@@arianghorbani1305 +2

[@carltonhanks4123]

@@arianghorbani1305 if you try to bring in a little bit of everything into a movie adaptation none of the themes are going to stand out. Its the better artistic choice to focus on a few themes and flesh them out. Its how a good adaptation should be

[@jacobnussbaum2309]

He wants stalls to replace the urinals but won't run for office to manifest his will 🙄

[@xXsillysussyXx]

banger outro

[@poppatang4216]

1:05:00 did he just freestyle that off the dome??? 😮

[@jeanderless]

[@FNL47]

Why you dune this to me? Now I gotta watch the movie

[@myramos]

the whitecat gameplay 😭😭

[@robertbarber5889]

7:11 -2 masala means "spice" and chai means "tea". Masala chai means "spiced tea".

[@zeromythosver.]

38:07 peak

[@apeirotopecrow7957]

I had no idea NL still played magic the gathering, this was a trip.

[@JackCipherCreations]

Thank oo libarbera

[@asadk895]

He got the masala Chai thing wrong they don't mean the same thing. Its Chai tea that means the same.

[@nintendocyclone]

Umpert

[@thedudewhoabides69]

Once again thank you for everything Mr. Librarian. I remember a time when I stumbled upon da Egg Man and liking his antics so much that he became a staple in my erryday life. Almost 10 years passed and now I couldn't imagine going on without his ramblings. That's exactly what happened when you came outta nowhere with these b'n'b-cuts. Again, thank you so much! Now I know you've probably got loads of ideas for supercuts and compilations but here's something I've been thinking about: Baldie's philosophy and life advice. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has got some solid advice and perspective from the man. Some I've even recorded on my phone so that I won't forget them. Anyway, keep up the great work dude and have a wonderful easter!

[@FreckoJoel]

[@Sheamu5]

😂 cycling through others' timestamps and he's still at the same spot an hour apart.

[@retinas2001]

Bene Gesserit voice: 2x Paul 3x Feyd Rautha

[@sharkbit3547]

Wait apollo kinda swingin for the fences and in the outro and im her for it

[@rosenm.8087]

Hey librarian thanks for pumping these high quality clips you're a machine for doing it all and including the references and being so consistent.

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@graceblocher8924]

I feel like i want to see nl pull a patrick stewart from dune 1984. Cant say for sure but it feels like it would look good on him lol

[@Skatedeandre]

11:58 chatter explains 2x pimpy to his gf

[@zecleus]

How tf does anyone play osu. My brain is hurting from watching it for a few minutes holy

[@sunchips18]

But does anyone actually say “ATM machine” though?

[@Digzy2]

I gotta say, when it comes to rapping, NL is a one flow Andy...

[@MangroveLord]

Not the masala means chai noo it means spice it must floww

[@DevanConrad]

Fat Dad bit got me.

[@merkoa]

Yay my comment made it to the title. Life goals.

[@Eevihl]

I took 3 during dune

[@ribofen]

Whats up wiht the osu?

[@danieldosso2455]

what's with all the numbers on the screen? Is KZbin this ADHD pilled?

[@susanf4698]

can someone explain why theres an osu overlay?

[@kion9001]

34:50

[@Rylee_G]

the overlay is hurting my eyes😭

[@Perceptious37]

Tall ass burgers were the WORST food trend ever of a good food item. Annoying to eat, AND annoying to make.

[@marrychrismas5993]

Not knocking the OSU gameplay but can we get some Subway Surfers too?

[@sdwa-by3hi]

Might as well some fauna stream too, Mr Library

[@SakanaKogane]

ok but why osu! EDIT: HEY I WILL NOT ACCEPT SLANDER ON THE GECS MAN

[@TobiasD-vs9jv]

Thanks! I didn't even realize it, but suddenly it hit me… I was actually letting it flow after the movies, my best guess is that when I go'ogled Beck Reznark's guide and read it, something changed inside me. Can’t quite explain it, it’s been months, I can’t believe I even had paruresis to begin with.

[@paulrevere1183]

I had 2 take an alprazolam after sensory overload from the osu ... think about sensitive viewers next time ... sheesh