chiblee's texas diet - Bits and Banter [10/17/2024]

[@maxgaj3015]

The cockiness of the eating-on-toilet discussion vs the humility of a man humbled by norovirus, poetic

[@sixpip]

Icarus ate too close to the bowl

[@dgba1152]

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[@PotionSmeller]

"I know eating on the toilet is not for everybody" YA THINK?

[@williamsue549]

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[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

The funniest thing is that he would absolutely EVISCERATE the on-toilet eaters if he weren't one himself

[@yamanaka223]

3:34 so fucked up from norovirus that he repeated the same thing twice with the same intonation like it wasn't an editing error

[@Abhiously]

that shit had me going insane for a second until i paid attention to chat and saw it actually replay

[@blernsball]

Just incredible editing to cut from the long eating on the toilet chat to the norovirus post. I was dying. GTA reference is an excellent touch. Nobody does it better librarian.

[@grimdeth2197]

luke 50yen has entered the chat

[@Naomi_NZ]

you're eating. there's shit particles in the air and you're eating.

[@shokx1824]

Apollo's jocking about being mauled by a "bear" and everyone is too straight to understand

[@Ipwnnoobslegitlike]

Straight jocking it

[@catgirlsystems]

holy fuck i thought i got transported into an alternate reality when he started overnight oats posting again

[@nathanshults9901]

i literally thought i clicked on an old video

[@RadicalRegice]

brother may i have some oats

[@nathanshults9901]

@@RadicalRegice i was going to say yes but i just lost to a regice in a random battle

[@stinkyburden]

@@nathanshults9901 that's gotta be racist

[@dylaann]

+2 to the chatter who said "H-O-T-D-O-G-S, 1 dollar and fifty cents"

[@shnorbles]

I love how many times in joke boat he's in awe he didn't win just because he made a joke with structure

[@JensPlaner]

1:23:06 This is so great, you can really see his heart break in real time

[@andey68]

Murray when you bring me out...

[@Kiriba2003]

Everyone adopting Chiblee is so fucking adorable

[@tpmjg]

We’re fool guys, of course we’d try to deceive a dog.

[@SanguineThor]

We're Costco Dogs, of course we gotta try the double chunk chocolate cookie and then get rushed to the vet to get our stomachs pumped out!

[@coldjam]

+2

[@timm8o475]

+awoo

[@fentonizer86]

"Not the Freddy vs. Jason Mike Myers." He is so ill. Please rest.

[@poseidonm7]

I know this isn't a joke but +2

[@ScarletKomi]

22:05 He is Lenin posting

[@fireddionysus8021]

Just as I finished watching the last upload I refresh and see this, thank you Librarian you are saving my life

[@Lily-r5h]

NL glazed FDR with the gyatt behind him.

[@dylaann]

I didn't realize the start of the video was an old clip cause my brain saw 8-bit graphics and went "ah yeah okay this must be UFO50" until he changed shirts and I was like wait a minute...

[@DoublemintDave]

CHIIIIBLEEEE NATIOOOOOON

[@sixpip]

👊 🔵

[@randomperson01]

They call him the librarian the way he bookin these Ws

[@iconica9516]

whenever i casaully watch nl my brain tunes out most of the banter and just keeps the funny stuff in whenever i watch a Bits and Banter I suddenly hear all of the banter

[@tiibagstyler6556]

21:32 Bro got hit with the shallow grave.

[@Scrumbumbler]

When he said “hockey terms” I heard “haki terms”

[@robotman99lolface]

Stay pegged

[@donkeykong315]

🍆

[@Gumper30]

An inarticulate pirate reminding his pal to keep his wooden leg attached:

[@danieldosso2455]

@@Gumper30 That's a +2

[@justineb8084]

🫡🫡🫡

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] 1:20:03 "M'yes" 1:39:14 "Most Adoptable" 1:40:24 1:44:47 "Pint per Day" 1:45:51 "CAUGHT" 1:46:39 "Stop laughing!"

[@bennyharvey8436]

Do you guys remember the clip of NL talking about Money for Nothing like it was a fake podcast? Analysing the opportunity cost of lessons to "play the geetar", etc. I want to say it was in the past 3 weeks of streams but I can't remember where it is.

[@stupididiot9336]

I know the clip you're talking about but I cant remember the source. I'm pretty sure it was during ufo50, but uh, that's not exactly helpful considering lately all his streams are ufo50 (and will continue to be for a while, if we should be so lucky)

[@MrMoriardy]

Lets do this Texas style 🤠

[@johnadams9514]

thank you for the video librarian

[@parkersmule]

ame in the credits giving such a nostalgic feeling

[@awenwraig]

ryan talks about eating on the shitter = female viewership drops by 50%

[@ironickrempt]

We're weenis (in the winter) guys, of course we shoebill crane

[@XDestroyoxZx]

I know he's Shakespeare posting, but every time I hear him say "to thine own self be true" I just think of Gone Guru

[@Escarghoti]

Norodivergent? He's norotypical!

[@itstheblandman8734]

Our oh diligent librarian I have but one request…I’m trying to find a clip of NL on foodguessrr where he recalls a video of 2nd gen Chinese immigrants say that some popular American made Chinese food sucks but their like grandparents that immigrated from China are like “this food is very good I see why its popular” but I can’t find it. Could you possibly tell me where I could find it? Please and thank you.

[@AliceMousie]

video "Northernlion on his living funeral" at 13m38s

[@itstheblandman8734]

@@AliceMousie thanks man 🙏

[@jimslickens]

There really ought to be a searchable index of bits. I once spent almost an hour combing through 'Have You Seen This Tweet' compilations for NL's reaction to the 'I think I hauve covid' tweet.

[@itstheblandman8734]

@@jimslickens that would be pretty awesome but I don’t think even our humble librarian is that dedicated to making a doc on that lol

[@jimslickens]

@@itstheblandman8734 Fair, fair. Although, most of Librarian's compilations are already indexed by bit in the section titles, so it's partly done already, and just need someone to tabulate them.

[@Radi_vvanker]

I always love songs at the end plus the credits

[@RedSntDK]

48:29 NL confirmed: BMGTOW. You know what the B stands for.

[@chan_serv]

max and mini seems sick but my man was NOT mentally there to play on this stream 🤣

[@FreckoJoel]

[@moppr]

CHIBLEE NATIONNNNN

[@SW1ZZMAN]

Hi tomo

[@GreyGanado]

Guess we'll get the same ending song on the 25th...

[@moresnqp]

42:00 ish does he know what food is all of the planet is a competition for energy

[@ajz2k]

A veggie dog even - for mee

[@Shnarfbird]

40:00 where's that guy that posts what you would look like if you were black or chinese

[@wintergreen9949]

"okay" in chat

[@Smex]

1:20:41 HAHAHA HAHAHA so true!!!

[@woozi29]

Glorp

[@theuserofthissite]

Unskippable outtro

[@kenallsop7502]

Ame doko 🥰😭

[@himynameisben95]

Genuinely insane to eat on the toilet. Actually disgusting. I can't stand thinking about it.

[@redcube9629]

Let's fucking gooo

[@HarryAyA]

🕵‍♀Librarian, one of my favourite parts of your videos is the endings. The NL singing bits, they're so good. Especially, because you mix it up a bit each time.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I like DUNE but only David Lynche's Dune because he's a spiritual guy so he gets the vibe better.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Ye.

[@deezulVo]

Seeing chatters spamming 'miku' for the wheel's theme when its Eleanor Forte makes me want to become the joker

[@Archimedes.5000]

27:00 people leaving twitter for bluesky due to the block changes is so fucking funny It's one thing to not know that blocks on twitter don't do shit already since you can just view the post while logged out, because Melon has been fucking with that and breaking it recently, but to not know that on bluesky blocks do even less and that it's federated so you can freely modify your client is crazy

[@Archimedes.5000]

Same thing for the AI changes, twitter and other companies already were using your posts for AI (they never needed your permission anyway) and bluesky is equal if not worse in that regard due to being federated

[@brian6220F]

chinese NL be like: get ready to learn chinese buddy

[@BC-yl3qb]

Thank the lord Sinvicta isn’t in this video

[@SuperSaglow]

bAgel

[@Tyc9909]

I looooove the faker game

[@BigTohm]

I dont like how the vtuber outros are actually sticking with me

[@DingLiren-nw2vj]

Begl

[@loud_shitting]

hope silent hill is dead so i can watch the streams again. after he made a poop joke over angelas trauma i was out.

[@danielwitt1793]

Damn, comedy really is illegal now