Chairman Of The Board - Nostalgia Critic

[@manuelpuente7336]

like Norm MacDonald said, this should be called "box office poison"

[@jeremyusreevu237]

No. That would imply it's bad.

[@anarky1765]

@@jeremyusreevu237 It was awful

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

“I heard it’s spelt B.O.R.E.D”

[@ThomasKGould]

Coming here after that very talk show interview

[@frankyaeger675]

"Chairman of the bored".

[@darthgriffin7741]

Honestly I feel bad for Miller. Imagine being a hard working businessman who’s probably been in the company for years and next in line for chairman of the board, but than some asshat who has zero business experience and can’t even hold down a job your uncle met like once gets his whole entire stock. Like how did the uncle even manage a business that huge? I have a hard time imaging he’d be able to handle a small business.

[@watertommyz]

Unless the uncle was a jackass too, and warned the company to go under after his death.

[@timngim583]

You feel bad for Bradford, not Miller. Miller is not a hardworking businessman in a company for years. He's a comedian who also was responsible for Princess Mia's makeover

[@KaoticReach1999]

I think you've blocked out the ending of the film that proves he wasn't very bright himself...atleast they had BS that CT was increasing the TCP before he set Mr carrot up...though maybe he had gone insane because of why you said and that's why, so.....idk

[@JoeLewis14]

"Chairman of the Bored" -Norm McDonald

[@arielfangirlmendez]

He said box office poison

[@hoojuboo]

He said both of those

[@BossHoggBroDog]

Saw this vid in recommended. Top comment was the Norm reference. I love our fanbase

[@sambrien1020]

The only good thing to come from this movie is that interview.

[@Chrisjbennett89]

Yelp he wasn't wrong

[@PinkGoldAbby]

"It's like ripping off a rock, what could you possibly gain from it?!" Pebbles: Am I a joke to you?

[@filmnerd2142]

fun fact:Jim Carrey was considered for the role of Edison but dropped out after reading the script knowing it would be a failure

[@hamursh]

Good choice, he would end up doing The Truman Show.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

If Carrey had done it, I don't think the movie would have been good, but he would have improvised enough to make the script a lot better. TLDR: Jim Carrey makes everything better unless it's a Batman movie, a Christmas-themed Dr. Seuss movie or it involves penguins.

[@Treeeee2008]

@@coolnerdlll6053 I get the references, but I actually think Jim Carrey did a good job as the Grinch himself, it's just the rest of the movie that didn't work.

[@okagron]

@@Treeeee2008 Except Jim Carrey didn't played The Grinch, he played himself.

[@yvetteihemesinwa2981]

Good for him.

[@torgogorgo1888]

I had only heard of this movie because of the interview the actress had on Late Night With Conan O'Brien that was dull and awful until Norm MacDonald saved the day with comedy.

[@danieldougan269]

You can't discuss this movie without mentioning the legendary interview with Courtney Thorne-Smith and Norm Macdonald.

[@SFK360]

The idea of having George Costanza's mom as your landlord is pretty horrifying.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Too bad they wasted her

[@jesusrox4u]

Estelle Harris being the landlord could be funny but, from what Im seeing of her role in the movie from this review, they didn’t do much with her

[@mrarky8958]

0:49 You know. I was sitting in Dairy Queen, trying to start my morning, when this clip showed up on my monitor. Thanks a lot.

[@someoddusername5677]

Seriously, its just gross. Use a cartoon.

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

SomeOddUsername You talking about Carrot top right?

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

same reason why some of this guy's videos get a dislike and i don't finish watching it,

[@memorra]

@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen here's a tissue for when you cry harder.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen Christ. Do you have a panic attack when you take a shit? Do you shut your eyes when you walk outside? God forbid you come across some animal dung.

[@Miyukazukii]

I live in the same city as carrot top and I used to see him everywhere. he was a usual at a knife shop near my house, I'd see him a lot at restaurants. I felt like he was stalking me. I didn't know who he was until my mom pointed him out and told me and from then on he was fuckin' everywhere. Ive still never seen anything he's done.

[@thomasliu5457]

Am I the only one who can't believe that Rochelle Welch looks hot at 75 years of age?

[@denimchicken104]

Ewww

[@seangannon6081]

Her and Helen Mirren

[@chesspunk489]

She is 82 now. Do you still feel the same way?

[@OH_MY_DOGGG]

The math didnt add up until I reconsidered the comment.

[@thabg007]

This movie cost 10 million to make, but only made $181k

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

thabg007 Ouch. How is Carrot Top still popular after this shit-fest of a film?

[@InvestedGman]

@@naranciaisbestboi125Cheese 🧀

[@andreysantiago6255]

Wow, the movie was that extremely bad?

[@InvestedGman]

Andrey Santiago yep

[@gageperuti5519]

Frankly, I'm surprised it made THAT much.

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

The one thing that Carrot Top added to the world was making Peter Griffin laugh with a See-Saw.

[@71crm]

"He gets fired from a job working as Big Bird's crack baby!" XD I died when I heard that part!

[@tastyloaf5487]

I was eating dinner when that big shit appeared on screen.

[@DarkseidJoshua]

Just imagine if Carrot Top, Rob Schneider and Pauly Shore did a movie together. THE WORLD WOULD END!!!

[@theFLCLguy]

If done right though it could be the funniest movie ever. Like a horror comedy where they all are suffering for telling bad jokes.

[@loneronin6813]

The Four Horsemen of the Comedic Apocalypse: Carrot Top, Rob Schneider, Paulie Shore, and David Spade. Can you imagine? :P

[@gageperuti5519]

Don't give them ideas!

[@supermariofan03]

@@gageperuti5519 What ideas are there to give that involves The Three Douches? The only roles they’re pretty much getting now are from no name straight to blu ray and dvd company.

[@rezaqalam482]

Directed & produced by adam sandler

[@IntermezzoR]

How did he not mention the product placement on the tennis instructor? It's all I could see.

[@loneronin6813]

I will admit, I like the name, "The Bull-Shirt." That pun got a little chuckle out of me at least.

[@TKGIOIA]

I noticed that before I discovered this video.

[@benm5970]

Since when does glowing skin equal radiation poisoning? And how would he have gotten it from the TV dinner? Last time I checked we've never put radiation into our foods

[@watertommyz]

Um, what do you think a Microwave emits? Hint; it's literally in the name. It takes the moisture and boils it, essentially reheating food. So, uh...yeah.

[@theroleplayinggamer837]

Jesse Eisenberg before Jesse Eisenberg.

[@Xehanort10]

4:01 Larry Miller's reaction to having to be in this movie.

[@nemesisslr]

Nope, just nope. NC I think you are awesome but not a chance I am sitting through this

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

nemesisslr I almost couldn't.

[@luxtenax9175]

***** I found the pound puppies review funny as hell because of how lazy the movie is. It's clearly half assed and it's clear that the creators just went "meh" whenever they made a mistake instead of fixing it, and it's one of the very few movies where i honestly believe that the creators thought that kids were too stupid to not notice any of that.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Sorry, dude. I love this movie. In fact, I made a review of it on my channel. So if you're curious as to why I would like it, check it out.

[@Ronicalter]

When your watching this as a business student ... you think about logistics and the waste and impracticality of his TV dinner idea . Basically every TV dinner would cost about 500$ wtf are you doing with the tv after do you throw it away keep it even though it's attached to the tv plate tray thing

[@MrPiccoloku]

*Stock photo of Lion facepalming*

[@Edscratch23469]

Lady Moth cheese

[@rorylumley4727]

Also does it only have some episodes built or can you tune into tv channels.

[@rorylumley4727]

Plus wouldnt the electronic componets be destroyed in the microwaves. Or you could taked the food out and microwaves it but that would deaft the purpose.

[@ZoanBlade90]

A fellow Riddle School fan? Cool.

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Am I the only one thinking that the TV Dinner with a built-in TV is a reality now that we can basically stream just about anything we want on our phones while we're eating?

[@WilsTube]

4:06 wow, Jim Belushi really let himself go after voicing that squirrel from the Wild, didn’t he?!

[@Sleepyshy712]

he looks cool like weird al and Annie together

[@solo5865]

If someone has curly hair that doesn’t mean he looks like Weird Al.

[@scitechian]

"He gets fired from his job as Big Bird's crack baby." Holy shit, my stomach hurts now.

[@TKGIOIA]

vulgar

[@devonanderson2902]

Who wants to see Critic And Trout? I know I do!!

[@masterxehanort3]

Me too

[@kamdan2011]

11:03 It’s a callback joke to when Edison was a crash test dummy. 11:45 Bradford had his shirt replaced with the Bullshirt because he spilled coffee on it. Don’t try to point out plot holes when they’re perfectly explained. WATCH THE MOVIE, DOUG!

[@lilybond1124]

The poop was too graphic! Plus,I was eating! :(

[@ashleyjohnson8248]

Lmao this was so random and true you made my day

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Why do I get the feeling that this was BvS Lex Luthor's origin story before he changed his name?

[@Teth47]

What was with the '90s and wide angle closeups? Seriously, they were in just about every movie made then...

[@abelmantor2449]

That picture in the beginning of carrot top looked so disturbing

[@docthemetalfreak]

I had no idea Butterbean had a brief part in this az the museum security guard

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

I’m pretty sure that if they actually made television TV dinners people actually WOULD get radiation poisoning.

[@supermariofan03]

Speaking of Carrot Top, anyone looking forward to him playing Carnage? Oh that was Woody Harrelson? Never mind.

[@TED_Frames]

2:43 The camera seems needlessly shaky there.

[@PhoenixRising87]

What is the meaning of life? Cheese!

[@chinococoa6743]

+ElectricMayhem87 (Ashleigh) Just ask Monterrey Jack.

[@sarahemmerson7860]

ElectricMayhem87 (Ashleigh) yyyeeesss

[@judgec7588]

ElectricMayhem87 (Ashleigh) What if you’re lack tost and tolerant?

[@jfdrac]

42

[@nfffg]

Kim Possible?

[@sweettea-ms7ex]

The best roast of this movie was when Norm Macdonald asked the actress in the movie if the board in "Chairman of the Board" was spelled "bored"

[@collinsnider4179]

Interestingly enough, the director of this movie also directed AND co-wrote the Woody Woodpecker movie

[@HB-fq9nn]

Dear god…

[@Cheezbuckets]

Honestly, I'd much rather watch you talking to a fish for an hour and a half than see one more Carrot Top wide-angle close-up.

[@christianwoolsey1683]

Is this a prequel to BvS?

[@christianwoolsey1683]

+Explosion Productions Jesse Eisenberg Lex's origin story.

[@Jag2045]

thank you, i was thinking the same thing

[@luigi16852]

“Goodbye, Raquel Welch!”

[@theLOSTranger234]

well, at least in sharknado 4 Carrot Top finally gets what he should have got during this film *spoiler* eaten by a shark

[@GermanLeftist]

One of the few good things about Sharknado 4.

[@jfdrac]

@@GermanLeftist That and the offing of Todd Chrisley

[@WTMR42]

I actually do want to see the Nostagia Critic star in a movie cause I actually think that would be pretty funny you know just as long as he gets a good writer

[@nondjmaster]

RIP Raquel Welch

[@christianthomey7352]

I cry every time I hear carrot top speak

[@chesspunk489]

You must be a wuss.

[@fatkart7641]

The 90s, when "talking fast while being inadequate at everything":was the finest kind of humor. Yahoo Serious, Sinbad, Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Ernest, Chris Tucker... but thankfully, Jim Carrey.

[@tigerninja25robot82]

4:01 I think this was just the reaction he had we he found out what he's agent signed him up for.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

As a fan of your content, Mr. Walker, I would like to say, thank you for introducing me to this movie. If it wasn't for this review, I would've never found out about Chairman of the Board. But now, I have, and it's one of my favorite movies. So even though you hated it, I can't thank you enough for introducing me to one of my favorite movies. Keep being awesome, and I hope you're doing well under this pandemic! ☺☺☺☺

[@SaintGat99]

Why do people find Carrot Top funny?

[@bjam89]

Raysiclove same reason people think dane cook is fnny

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

bjam89 They find him attractive?

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

Raysiclove You must understand that these are the same people who WILLINGLY swim with GREAT WHITE SHARKS. You know..... MORONS.

[@brianstraight9308]

Raysiclove Drugs are powerful things.

[@thejerk8901]

+bjam89 Dane Cook is as funny as obeying the laws of the road- which he made a fucken joke about!

[@marshallhuffer4713]

11:45 - I actually watched the movie, and the reason Larry Miller was wearing the Bull-Shirt was because he spilt coffee on himself and had to change shirts, but he grabbed the Bull-Shirt by accident.

[@klimmr]

8:11 - 8:14 Just imagine being stuck at a red light and then suddenly that flashes upon you.

[@smashingpots9928]

This whole movie might well be worth it for that shot of Carrot Top faceplanting off his surf board.....

[@scottbuckley823]

i give the movie this it looks like a cartoon don't know if that was the intention but it's unique

[@NekoSoren]

Wait...was that tv dinner playing the animation from or just outright playing Starship Troopers!?

[@thepinknightmare8747]

I refuse to except Carrot Top as a "comedian"

[@TheBlarggle]

I see you also refused to _ACCEPT_ an education from your English teacher.

[@johngervais230]

+TheBlarggle BURN.

[@IntreusTheTraveler]

I think this deserves an appropriate tea-bag session.

[@thepinknightmare8747]

Ugh...typo..boo boo youtube

[@adada13131]

Shut up.

[@SuperDarthKelly]

Holy shit a nostalgia critic review I somehow didn't see? Fucking awesome!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

25 years old! Rest in peace Raquel welsh

[@AmishParadise27]

A lot of Seinfeld actors in this movie. Estelle Harris, Larry Miller and Sid Fields the Old Man (I don't know the actors name)

[@coalcreekdefense8106]

When I was younger, I thought the guy from Mask was Carrot Top. I just feel like that's worth mentioning.

[@alexandreberiault6425]

Quick fact about Bijan Amin, the name seen in the credits… To quote IMDB: Bijan Amin was the son of 'Chairman' executive producer Mark Amin. He died at the age of 11 during post production of the film.

[@Sandlot1992]

Goodbye, Raquel Welch! R.I.P.

[@DogoHalibar]

Am I the only one who liked the Flinstones movies?

[@anthonyizq.3554]

DogoHalibar yea

[@ExplorerDS6789]

I liked the 1994 Flintstones movie.

[@robstoppablecosplay]

I love that movie.

[@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94]

I don’t mind the first Flintstones movie, it’s probably the only okay Hanna Barbera based movie. The prequel is garbage tho.

[@cheneethompson5756]

I love them!

[@masterfarr8265]

4:02 okay this got a laugh out of me

[@KamenRiderSeiryuXV0]

Hello Raquel Welch. Goodbye Raquel Welch. That's the funniest lines ever heard. lol

[@nickelbrickell]

Stfu

[@chinococoa6743]

Why am I reminded of Doc Brown's breakfast machine from Back to the Future 3?

[@MelancholyRogue]

the first time i heard of chairman of the board was from game informer with a disaster game preview. it had a list of disaster movies and amongst the movies like 2012 and tremors the last on the list was this movie. it was called the biggest disaster of all.

[@gamerhero9559]

PLEASE! MOVE! FORWARD!!!

[@sailoritaly]

To be honest, I want that tv dinner thing to be real

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

“Chairman Of The Bored” was nominated for 2 Razzies, but it didn’t “win” any: • Worst Supporting Actress for Raquel Welch (lost against Maria Pitillo for Godzilla) • Worst New Star for Carrot Top (lost against Joe Eszterhas for Burn Hollywood Burn and Jerry Springer for The Ringmaster)

[@ricjaredpalandiano1807]

I laughed at the "Anatomically correct fanny-pack" gag. Cuz it's a "fanny-pack" that's actually in the right place. I feel ashamed and happy (cuz of the gag).

[@chesspunk489]

The sad part is that was probably the funniest line in the wholr movie.

[@asf-xj6xz]

*Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this in ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid you're stupid!!!*

[@DManCAWMaster]

If Critic and Trout did a movie it would be more well written and most likely funnier than this movie

[@OctacleEdits]

11:06 is just one of the best Critic moments ever.

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

"I can't give you all a raise, but I can give you something better. A stake in the company." Obviously none of these people have ever worked at a Hy-vee before, or they'd know not to fall for that shit.

[@apollorock3r244]

9:22 Gotta love that Beavis’ name is misspelled there. XD

[@ComicAuzi]

It's been seven years since this review and I SITLL wanna see Critic and Trout! XD

[@ellnats]

that Tv Dinner idea actually could work, even after you finish the packed meal in it, you could reuse the TV as a lunch box, WHY HAVE WE NOT FUNDED THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[@willthechill3992]

He left a whole chemistry set in his moms uterus.

[@jasonsea6110]

9:45 Check out that TV screen is doing a "Starship troopers" school desk reference.

[@pattystomper1]

That reminds me. Comedian Dat Phan was so (funny?) they gave him a single line in the movie Cellular. "Don't tell me to chill! I chill you!" Yeah, let's give him a movie.

[@JessycaLunawoona]

This movie made me feel physically sick after watching it. Just no, carrot top is more terrifying than he is funny.

[@Karmy.]

Chairman of the BORED

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Y4123 make more videos

[@jimweitzel9558]

doug is the funniest part of this movie.

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

I'm still waiting for critic and trout to come out in theaters

[@zmbdog]

10:26 After destroying its value? Yes, quite the genuis move there.

[@AWF1000]

My takeaway from this entire episode is the fact that he actually knows who Yahoo Serious is. 😅🤣

[@randalgraves6979]

I saw Young Einstein in the theater

[@AWF1000]

​@@randalgraves6979it was a very stupid movie but that was the point which is why I liked it. 😅

[@ellnats]

4:01 best part of the whole movie

[@irllcd13]

Do Starship Troopers.

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

It took 2 years but you got if

[@Backinblackbunny009]

This is the only NC episode I can't finish, the movie is just too STUPID!!!!

[@anjetto1]

beccabunny09 I just made my friends sit through this movie on a dare

[@eamonclark4952]

This is the only NC Episode i do not love the movie is too stupid and Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jeremyusreevu237]

@@eamonclark4952 Really? You could sit through Garbage Pail Kids, but not this? Come on!!!!!

[@eamonclark4952]

@@jeremyusreevu237 I never said i could sit through Garbage Pail Kids i think that is one of his best reviews

[@garbowler5202]

It took me 5 tries to get through it. 5.

[@victormealing5162]

There is a scene where carrot calls natalie courtney(her actual name) that makes the movie, I guess at that point even the producers had just said fuck it lol

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Did Critic just say ripping off Flintstones is like ripping off a rock? I don't know if that was intentional, but it's a little too perfect.

[@shaynestark1550]

A Flintstone rock to be more specific. 6:56

[@zmbdog]

Is Carrot Top funny? idk, I've never actually seen his routine. But the fact of the matter is we've all _heard_ of him so apparently he's done _something_ right. I can't deny him that. Besides, as bad as this may look, I'd watch it 10 times in a row over seeing Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin in Bio-dome once. Hell, I barely made it through the _review_ of that one!

[@Ayden_B]

“I bet board is spelt “b-o-r-e-d”- Norm Macdonald on “Chairman of the Board”

[@jarmakey1]

Even after all these years the movie in this review still physically hurts me. I'm sorry NC, I can't do this.

[@Music-City-Mania]

Doug, did you just say “For the love of butter?”

[@joeywomer]

Edison is making Mr. Magoo more subtle.

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Norm Macdonald: I bet the board is spelt B O R E D