The Nutcracker in 3D - First Viewing

[@ChannelAwesome]

Behind the scenes coming Saturday! Make sure to check out the review here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYDSmKuXlpmbpbs

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Hey Doug do the The Night Before.

[@BugsyFoga]

Calm on guys , just let people enjoy the 2000's grinch film

[@jordancarpenter6816]

Just how I felt when I first watched this monstrosity

[@aaronhossain4492]

Dr. Seuss actually drew porn before he drew children's books, so he may have actually wanted more of his characters in a woman's cleavage.

[@supersatan6578]

PLEASE WATCH LEO THE LION ITS ON NETFLIX

[@MyFairOne]

"I would like to say Tchaikovsky would be rolling in his grave if you told him about this, but most likely he would just go *'What's a movie?'* " - favorite line in the video 😂

[@Sha_Boom]

It’s a really funny joke, but it doesn’t really work considering the nutcracker was made after motion pictures was invented.

[@SoulCore413]

@@Sha_Boom What a twist.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

⁠​⁠@@Sha_BoomAfter they were _invented,_ but before they were publicly revealed. Tchaikovsky would be unlikely to have heard of the concept as the first film playing device (Edison's Kinetoscope) was revealed to the general public in the same year Tchaikovsky died, and in the opposite hemisphere. Also, the term 'movie' did not come into popular use until several years (possibly decades) later.

[@DAK4Blizzard]

Rob sums it up nicely at 13:36 -- "You know how we always joke about Schindler's List, the musical? Well, turns out somebody made it."

[@NEOIVAN100]

@Ash Kitt sadly this one is not funny

[@spectra5407]

Yeah no that's dumb but I've got one for you! Shindler's list HD Remix

[@privatewalnut6091]

Schindler’s list electric boogaloo

[@Dim4323]

@@spectra5407 jontron joke

[@spectra5407]

@@Dim4323 well done for getting it

[@PowerMetalHead2]

9:46 Doug: WTF AM I WATCHING!? (absolute terror) Rob: WTF AM I WATCHING!? (absolute joy)

[@MetalSonicReject]

Comedy and tragedy. 🎭

[@juliacortez5516]

Lol😂😭

[@superdude7254]

The reason why rob is smiling is because when you see something shocking as that there's nothing else to do but smile

[@villiansweek2907]

PowerMetalHead2 everyone here is the same

[@benjackson7872]

Rob’s a sadist!😱😂

[@MissOddstar]

I actually saw this gem in the theater in San Francisco in 2010. There were five people in a huge 3D cinema, including me. Three people walked out . The two of us who were left looked at each other from across the theater and hunkered down to weather the rest of it. We definitely won medals of valor that day.

[@mr.weirdness5970]

I like the implication that the other person was just a random stranger all the way across the cinema and the both you just had a mutually decided to suffer together.

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

I thank you for your service

[@valiang8867]

"Sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Yup." "Bring it on."

[@markusbelden4569]

You are a brave humanbeing for watching this😨😨😨

[@davidstone281]

​@@markusbelden4569I've still seen worse.

[@viansalozano328]

"Protect me, Chaplin. The movie's scary. :'("

[@Grim_Sister]

Chaplin: “I’m still adorable.”

[@benjackson7872]

You'll need Santa Christ to protect you from this one.

[@villiansweek2907]

Viansa Lozano I’m making that a meme

[@michaelnelson1127]

He actually would be a good protector. The villains are rats, after all.

[@danielsrandomchannel1472]

GrimSister “And I’m Chaplin”

[@LavenousForever]

I only like the Nutcracker ballet. It’s just so beautiful and i feel like dialogue just ruins the narrative. But i also love ballet so i don’t expect everyone else to love it

[@NoobGamer-hn5rs]

same... always loved the ballet ^_^

[@FunFilmFare]

Would love to see Nutcracker as a silent film

[@sagetatakis8258]

Don't forget the costumes

[@salmanedy]

It legitimately felt like the Stephen Gaghan-syndrome. Guy who frequently made gritty thrillers suddenly forced into making a family friendly movie to admittedly similar effect. Gaghan directed the Robert Downey Jr Doolittle movie, by the way.

[@jking446]

As someone who isn't very familiar with ballet, I have seen the Nutcracker ballet and absolutely loved it, most interpretations I have seen after watching the ballet leave me pretty underwhelmed.

[@ztslovebird]

You should watch the Barbie Nutcracker next year. The animation has not aged well at all, but the story is solid & Tim Curry kills it as the Mouse King.

[@devinsweeting4978]

Must be better than this piece of shit.

[@Harpyr1031]

The Nutcracker Prince would also be a good one to review as well. The animation and voice acting isn’t too bad. The story is ok, I suppose. Plus a young Kiefer Sutherland is in it.

[@TheRealLeewon]

I suppose NC will review the new Disney nutcracker... maybe next year?

[@MetalSonicReject]

Or the Nuttiest Nutcracker.

[@morgangobin9985]

ztslovebird There’s a mouse king in that version? Seriously, what is with the Nutcracker and rodents?!

[@xgray2012]

*A Faamily picture....FROM HELL!!!!*

[@CeltycSparrow]

I don't even think Devil Boner, Evilina or Satan himself would watch this movie. It would go RIGHT up there with Cat in the Hat, Son of the Mask and 50 Shades of Grey. I have not even SEEN this movie and it looks like shit.

[@Strawhatprime]

CeltycSparrow this is even worse than Freddy got fingered, and kangaroo jack.

[@FizzleFX]

Remember that kid in Jack and Jill? "What are you wearing dad, in hell!?" That's who should say that.

[@SuperLenny1975]

Brought to you from a "nutcracker holdings"

[@AlexAceves1994]

A PSYCHO PICTURE

[@PhantomFandoms]

10:11 Doug: (taking notes) Rob: WHOA WHOA WHOA Doug: (looks up and down again) Doug: (double takes) Doug: (internal scream)

[@Dim4323]

Kid: do that again Me: NO ABSAOULTY NOT

[@artloveranimation]

hahaha

[@rogue7723]

In that moment and during the Sticks decapitation scene, Doug and Rob physically represented the two types of people watching those dark kid's movies like _Return To Oz_ or _Beetlejuice_ or _Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island._ The person in a morbid blend of enjoyment, glee and humor and the person who's both terrified and shocked this was ever approved to be seen by kids.

[@mallardduckjrh8048]

This my favorite part of the video

[@haruthebunny1109]

8:19 "Mary Poppins about ready to come down 'This family needs help... ehh on second thought'" 8:31 "Let me explain something *slaps*"

[@shawnconway6009]

I think part of the problem is that it's not attempting to be provocative or offensive, it just is. Like it's not attempting to challenge or shock you, it just does without being at all aware of what it's doing. It uses imagery with no awareness of what that imagery means or what it's conveying. There are plenty of bad movies that attempt to shock and you go 'that was tasteless' but this is a situation where there was no intended taste; they put things together with no clear direction or grasp of how it would be viewed or understood and the result is just sickening in that 'how could anyone be this inept' sort of way. If something like Freddy Got Fingered is one side of the scale with someone intending to make something awful, this has to be the opposite, where it's absolutely dreadful without having any awareness that it will be so.

[@MyFairOne]

exactly!

[@mdalsted]

"How could anyone be this inept?" Especially anyone with enough money to make a film?

[@awesomefox555]

You kinda answered your own question there

[@chasehedges6775]

@@awesomefox555 💯💯💯 SPOT ON.

[@repapeti98]

As a Hungarian, I deny that we had anything to do with the making of this movie.

[@HaohmaruHL]

maybe they got confused, after all there are many words that sound familiar in both russian and hungarian

[@lbstocks55]

As a brit, i deny that we had anthing to do with this

[@sophydaily582]

Americans ain’t taking this hellmess either

[@Enchie]

Whitch should we blame then? The Germans or the Jews?

[@lbstocks55]

@@Enchie blame the french

[@kassandrax2322]

The Nutcracker officialy *cracked* Doug and Rob. I'll leave now.

[@joyunicycle]

It was too nuts for them to handle

[@mas8705]

You sure it wasn’t Freddy got Fingered that cracked them?

[@MegaTimmytommy]

If you ask me, they cracked a long time ago.

[@Doctor_Drama_Mama]

It's driving them nuts

[@Top_Hat_Man]

They Cracked Nuts...

[@Finnur88]

Albert Einstein celebrating Christmas... Don't people realize he was Jewish?

[@fredarok579]

I know, right.

[@BLZ231]

Finnur Thorlacius Eiríksson clearly the biggest problem with this movie.

[@harrietamidala1691]

That really ticked me off about this movie and that's the least of this movie's problems.

[@avosmash2121]

add to the fact its not even during his lifetime, the actual Nutcracker story!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Wasn't he more Atheistic? But I do get your point.

[@Darth234Ravenous]

10:13 you got to love Doug's face slowly morphing into absolute horror.

[@xanzibar5374]

And Rob enjoying the horror

[@elcapybara22]

Nutcracker the Untold Story? More like Nutcracker the Untold Horror

[@angrytheclown801]

When Freddy and Jason's victims had more fun than the jews you might have Nutcracker the Untold Story.

[@Jackie-McCann]

1:42 “We have just escaped NIMH...” 🤣

[@AlexAceves1994]

That Secret of NIMH reference though.

[@georgehiscott700]

XD

[@JaevhonDouglas]

1:42-1:47

[@inkmeal]

The Nutcracker in the Striped Pajamas. Jesus this is bleak.

[@who_cares2247]

Wow

[@sketchygetchey8299]

I saw Come and See not too long ago....it made me want to punch a bunch of Nazis. Then I rewatched this.....it made me want to punch the creators.

[@HBHaga]

This sequel to Over the Hedge is weird.

[@benjackson7872]

I can say that again...😐

[@Lakitu1134]

Anyone else feel like Doug's "Top Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic Reviewed" should be updated every now and then?

[@BLZ231]

Ash Kitt maybe, maybe not. While they’ve seen a lot of bad films over the years, they still say Garbage Pail Kids was the worst.

[@yellowpig1026]

@@BLZ231 yeah but by now I think the rest of the list needs to get shifted around

[@benjackson7872]

I’m with you on that

[@SR.PlayAlot64]

I agree, even though we all know what will still remain as #1.

[@liamtheman2099]

Just put Nutcracker in 3D as #2

[@savvymatthews6363]

"how many people made this movie?" Enough to know better.

[@HyperTrent]

The nutcracker looks like one of those singing puppets in Shrek

[@cantpopdismolly]

🎶 DULOC IS THE PERFECT PLAAAACEEEE 🎶

[@nerdsquid9951]

Molly Medel 🎶please keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your FACE!🎶

[@marquis911]

Duloc is a Creepy Place!

[@AlexAceves1994]

Or Pinocchio

[@pundertalefan4391]

God those things are horrifying. And canadian. XD

[@silverbrumbyfan]

Yep its official Barbie and Nutcracker is still the best nutcracker film

[@cfol4437]

Yeah because that film actually had ballet in it and at least tried to tell a fairy tale.

[@xgray2012]

@@cfol4437 Agreed.

[@linaware8635]

Even as an adult whenever someone mentions the nutcracker my mind immediately goes to the Barbie version

[@p.z.arnott2329]

I'm a grown adult and when someone asks me to name a Nutcracker adaptation, the Barbie version is the first one to comes to mind

[@PrettyGirl8496]

That was my shit!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@misseli1]

The only version of the Nutcracker I like so far is "Barbie in the Nutcracker." It's actually very endearing and it has a more coherent plot than most adaptations.

[@zakfett92]

See "The Nutcracker Prince".

[@somestuff7876]

Maybe my nostalgia makes it better than I remember or maybe it's actually good. But I grew up with this version so to me it the best kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2rSZn6EbN-kgrc

[@WolfmanSonic]

ellie try the Tom and jerry one is better then this movie

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Also Tim Curry as the Mouse King was amazing.

[@Lollyta1298]

There is also a Russian cartoon version from the 70s, it's also nice to watch^^

[@christianburgdorfer2750]

Honestly. The Barbie Nutcracker is my favorite. It has Tim Curry as the Mouse King.

[@somerandolad]

Anything Tim Curry touches is gold!

[@BugsyFoga]

Fun Fact : Shirley Henderson , the actor who played Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter voiced the Nutcracker in this film 😁

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

Why didn't they get the actual kid to play the nutcracker?

[@katieharley2695]

But a boy played the human nutcracker tho

[@likeicare9083]

Boy that was fact fun

[@chase21592]

Zaxor Von Skyler ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

[@NDHFilms]

“The Nutcracker in 3D” is one of those rare holiday movies that may send children screaming under their seats. - Roger Ebert

[@nicole.z.624]

Underrated Rob joke: “You’re tearing me apart, Nutcracker!”😂

[@g.s.651]

“Doctor Seuss would’ve wanted it that way!” Uh. I know you’re joking, but y’all do know that Seuss originally illustrated porn, right? xD He was into BBW and face sitting and he drew dozens of porn sketches in his classic style. Fun fact!

[@mdalsted]

Yes, they need to see at least one of Ted Geisel's pre-children's story works. O__o

[@jaythosonmp439]

Ah first viewing i missed you

[@saphirawinters7028]

You're suffering sustains me Doug. 😂😂😂😂 No but seriously your review on it was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[@chelsiirvine8970]

Awwww Chaplin is protecting you doug. What a great kitty. 😊😍😍😍😍😍😺

[@adventure4509]

9:45 the second time in a year that Doug's chin dropped

[@junco88]

Adventure Then you know it's beyond unbelievable

[@Jetstar-97]

When was the other time?

[@Autumnlight91]

@@Jetstar-97 Freddy got Fingered

[@Jetstar-97]

@@Autumnlight91 ah, ok. Thnx

[@Top_Hat_Man]

I Didn't See His Jaw Or Chin Fall...

[@Bubbsmaster]

Can we get a revised top 11 worse movies?

[@neffyboy]

With this at number one and Freddie Got Fingered at number two.

[@micahadamson4309]

@@neffyboy Oh boy, looks like someone hasn't seen his review of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

[@aidanredding8058]

Here you go 11. Son of the Mask 10. Fant4stic 9. Jem and the Holograms 8. Bio-dome 7. The Room 6. Battlefield Earth 5. The Cat in the Hat 4. This 3. Freddy Got Fingered 2. Foodfight 1. Garbage Pail Kids

[@MrAcerulez]

Wasn't this movie set in the 1920's? And she dreamed of Nazis? She predicted the Nazis!

[@asher8754]

The part had existed since the 1910’s and came to prominence in the 1920’s before taking power

[@IreneShardaForever]

What's worse is that WW2 is coming, and she's living in Austria, AND her uncle is a famous JEWISH scientist.

[@moviemaniac9034]

@@IreneShardaForever Einstein moved to the US in the late 1930's.

[@ThreadBomb]

There were Nazis in the 1920s.

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Imagine In WW2, And They're Like: Mary: Hello, Husband, Why Are There So Many Planes In The Sky? NC: Well, I'm Male, So I Have To Join The Army... *1945.* Soldier: NC... Is Dead. Mary: NOOOOOO!!!! *2019.* Mary: ...And Then I Never Saw Him Again. Grandson: That's Terrible, Grandma. Mary: I Miss NC So Much. Grandson: But Nostalgia Critic Isn't Dead. Mary: I Said NC, As In "Nutcracker" Or His Real Name. Grandson: "Nutcracker" *Laugh* Mary: IT'S NOT SOMEONE WHO CRACKS HUMAN NUTS! Grandson: But He Ate My Coconut Guns... Mary: No, He's Dead, He Was Good. Ghost NC: I'm The Nutcracker Now, I Crack Nuts With My Teeth, And Eat Them, Now Give Me Your Nuts! Mary: But I Don't Ha... Ghost NC: -I THOUGHT YOU WERE MALE!!! *The Gay Nutcracker: Cracking Your Nuts, Coming Soon.* *2025.* Man: This Is The Scariest Movie, I Ever Saw, This Horror Movie Has NC Eating Coconuts From Humans... Santa: But He Ate My Present... Ghost NC: HELLO, MALE, GOT ANY NUTS SO I CAN CRACK? Man: *Screams.* *To Be Continued.* *Scary Nutcracker Music.*

[@felixnolasco2683]

This is what Satan watches for Christmas

[@junco88]

Ironic that he would even celebrate Christmas 😅

[@davidgantenbein9362]

Endlessocean8 We singles don’t get away from Valentine’s Day, so it’s only ok that nasty S has to celebrate Christmas. He anyway only gives Damien some socks, the cheap B he is.

[@pharaohbubbles1547]

Pffft even Satan wouldnt watch this. Yet hed let his daughter watch Son of the Mask 🤔

[@ZoanBlade90]

Don't bring Lucifer into this.

[@marquis911]

@@davidgantenbein9362 It was a Christmas gift from Hitler.

[@PhantomShadow224]

Also something I learned from film brain’s review: the nazis didn’t come into power until a few years after this movie’s setting, so the girl basically had a bizarre premonition. Matthew buck also talks about the DVD documentary on the making of this film, the amount of money poured into it, sponsored and funded by a Swedish bank, the cast was very unsure of production saying “it was definitely different” to put it lightly, it was a massive box office failure only making 16 million dollars compared to the amount of money it took to produce, also the inclusion of nazis is explained as part of the director’s tragic backstory which some reason was “A” okay to put in a film for kids. Someone approved of this?

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Reading the Necronomicon would be more interesting then this movie

[@idiotsloveboxes]

There’s a Necronomicon movie! Sort of.....

[@AnInsideJoke]

I thought reading the Necronomicon was what RESULTED in this movie....

[@HandmadeGoose97]

@@AnInsideJoke the Necronomicon took a look at this movie and went, "nah that's too evil"

[@HandmadeGoose97]

@@mickyw377 no

[@crypto1223]

InsideJoke No. This is from reading Mien Kompf and the Satanist bible at the same time while taking LSD. A Necronomicon reading would’ve gave us a much better movie.

[@Falcon-hw4vw]

10:11 Rob: WHOA! Doug: Huh......*doubletake* Wait, WHAT?

[@josephchambers2000]

I didn't realise the nutcracker was a missing part of five nights at freddy's till I watched this. thanks for that.

[@chinuarichardson8350]

12:35 "a monkey's paw, I'm gonna make some wishes" That took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@animegx45]

Okay, I have to be honest. The Christmas Tree at least didn't make me think of WWII. And the satanic orphan smiles didn't make me shit myself in fear (as much) as the random rat faces.

[@SpaceCase132]

And at least _Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa_ was... well...umm... At least it didn’t have Nazis in it as the antagonists... so there’s that... kinda?

[@benjackson7872]

After viewing this review, those 2 movies are looking pretty good right now.

[@angrytheclown801]

Elf Bowling might have been a crime, but it was just a crime against labor laws. This, they have to make new laws against humanity for this.

[@alanbernhardt6167]

Space Case at least mark Hamilton voiced a character, and it had the perfect final scene.

[@jackwimmer2249]

@ Space Case That’s actually a pretty fair point - I mean about there being no Nazis in it at least.

[@demetrigiotis6541]

Legends say that this was meant to be the start to Universals dark universe

[@jcplays236]

Demetri Giotis it would have bombed even more if this was the start lmao

[@thetommytrontommyrose6497]

Even Tom Cruise's Mummy is a better film than this

[@bourne2crimson397]

I only started the video and I'm dreading the reaction to the Holocaust scene. That was irredeemably disgusting and insulting.

[@mdalsted]

Now that you've seen the whole video, what are your thoughts on Doug and Rob's reactions?

[@98953812]

Why is Rob always the best part of the first viewings?? XD

[@dilloncrowe1018]

The thing I love about these First Viewings is watching them slowly but surely go from "I haven't heard good things, but let's stay optimistic", to, "OH MY GOD, this movie is awful, I want to drown puppies, the only thing that can save me now is the sweet release of death". It's like a funny version of 'I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream'. Lol

[@SetoShadowVT]

Rob: We have escaped Nimh Me: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@rommix0]

The Nutcracker in 3D is what happens when the rats kill Mrs Brisby and take too much LSD and become Nazis.

[@bigfatcarp93]

Dude Rob was just generally ON IT in this video. He was hilarious.

[@AlexAceves1994]

I bet Jenner will become the leader of the Nazi rats.

[@randalgraves6979]

I bet the Macaulay Culkin version is looking better and better now. 😱😏

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Doug would have to cuddle with Chaplin for the next two hours straight to cleanse the trauma this movie gave to him.

[@andrewkind2820]

I feel like this movie is all unused footage from pink Floyd's the wall

[@louisduarte8763]

"HEY! Rat King! Leave thos toys alone!"

[@andrewkind2820]

Are there any toys in the theater tonight? Get em up against the wall

[@marquis911]

In all my years of judging, I have never seen before, A film so freaking tasteless And full of nightmare vore! BTW: He just did The Wall, and it is breathtaking.

[@AlinaAniretake]

​@@marquis911Yeah aged well

[@brycevo]

Thank you for watching this Shit for us

[@xgray2012]

So that we won't have to watch it.

[@anonymousgoblin792]

That’s what he does. Mad respect. Most of the time.

[@15oClock]

They watch this so we don't have to!

[@beats0me]

Indeed, now I know I can add this to my list of movies I pray I never watch

[@nolandavis1129]

4:16 CAT!!!

[@joshuadelorme-novakowski2114]

This video has a cat in it. 10/10 would watch again

[@IamARobot7]

7:29 actually nazis were very much into rag music. You have no idea how many music pubs existed at that time in Berlin...

[@thefirstbourne149]

10:10 Oh my g-Doug actually looked up to watch the horror...ahahahaha

[@DigiDestined13]

That weird moment when pages from the 90s version of "The Witches" somehow get mixed into a "Nutcracker" script.

[@movieanatomy4341]

I honestly love these more than the regular NC. These are hilarous

[@noahroangoldwing]

Jack Uyl me too

[@ChristionGirl45]

I got way to excited when Chaplin came on screen!

[@chelsiirvine8970]

Ikr same

[@KatieVanHelsing]

My soul felt dirty watching two people watch this piece of filth. My God, this film is despicable.

[@Pentax33]

That look Rob gives to the camera at 2:48 seems like Doug is holding him hostage forcing him to watch these movies xD

[@lukiicookie6569]

9:34 I laughed at this part Im not kidding I need help

[@mdalsted]

What part are you laughing at? Because if it's the Walker brothers' reactions, I completely understand.

[@FizzleFX]

14:23 *Roger and Ebert* ... "i will not give it the HONOR of being the WORST* ... < they said that exact same thing XD

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_Oh well. I guess I will binge to watch The Nutshack rather than watching That Nutcracker 3D._*

[@thegreygoblin5165]

both are terrifying

[@Hazard1007]

Friendship PHILS FROM THE STONE JACKS FROM THE PIER

[@Thoticus.Prime.]

Friendship that is a VERY bold statement my friend.

[@HandmadeGoose97]

I say just choose to watch nothing with those two options

[@spindalis79]

Phil's from the Sco (San Francisco), Jack's from the P.I. (Philippine Islands).

[@Ellie_R.]

One of the better version of the nutcracker was Barbie and the nutcracker, yes there was a Barbie and the nutcracker, and yes there’s other Barbie movies that girls around their early twenties remember.

[@WildWolfheart23]

Elyssa Hauser those Barbie movies were some of the best fairytale/ballet movies ever made.

[@amybarton5840]

Elyssa Hauser I’ve never really played with barbies growing up but I 100% agree. The old Barbie movies were great

[@jendoe9436]

I still have Barbie and the Nutcracker on VHS and I still love watching it! Barbie and Swan is also really good (as far as I remember). One of my friends who judged me for pulling out my entire Barbie collection as a joke even shouted in joy and respect when she saw BoSL in my pile 😂

[@Robalexe]

The Tom and Jerry Nutcracker is even better.

[@luthientinuviel3883]

Oh yeah I'm in my late teens I had a lot of bootlegged barbie movies, they were great.

[@Shadowkey392]

6:25 you take that back! That movie is beloved and cherished by many! Even if it did scare me as a child!

[@MacXHammer]

3:26 I die everytime when Doug bursts out in laughter 😂

[@kiramaxwell502]

Because of you two, hell is cooling off.

[@bluelfsuma]

All the heat is escaping from Hell to Earth.

[@WolfmanSonic]

Kira Maxwell well the 9 level of hell is complete ice to hold Lucifer the rest is on fire tho

[@ADragonAmongRoses]

I'm not sure what amused me more, Doug's pain throughout the whole review or Rob's smile during the head-tossing scene.

[@VadiaRotor]

this was made by a well-respected and critically acclaimed director, who also shot Runaway Train, Tango & Cash, Homer and Eddie. I don't know how he managed to do such a strange job here

[@RJIS]

The light moments are forgettable with bland acting, uninteresting characters, and boring scenes. The dark moments not only involve Nazis, but are R rated levels of horrific, and insult Christmas and the Holocaust

[@mythloverb5931]

4:21 Doug’s freaking out about the bad CGI but to be honest I’m a little More concerned on the camera holding onto young and probably underage Elle Fanning’s legs being visible though her skirt a la Betty Boop.

[@PerovNigma]

8:07 I thought he was gonna go into the _Jurassic Park_ theme

[@nucleardino8992]

Me too

[@PerovNigma]

3. Garbage Pail Kids 2. The Nutcracker in 3D 1. Freddy Got Fingered

[@PerovNigma]

@amerdding2021MA Good choices, though I enjoyed the overacting in _Battlefield Earth._

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Who doesn't love that?

[@majorfanboy2005]

He still considers Garbage Pail Kids to be the worst film.

[@alexhollon7526]

I'm not sure freddy got fingered could be considered on the grounds that it technically succeeded. In a way, that fact alone honestly disqualifies it in my opinion. It's truly horrifically awful. But seeing how that was the point, it doesn't feel like it fits with other films that are made and fail technically, or don't even bother trying.

[@martintieber7756]

I can't be the only adult that will have nightmares after seeing the deformed rat king's face...

[@droddfellow3926]

Shut that door!

[@demonminer8093]

i love this first viewing so much. from the references to clearly superior movies to just how you take everything in, it never fails to make me smile.

[@TygerFox]

Nothing makes you think of Christmas then by making people remember war genocides.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Merry Christmas yeah filthy animal, and a happy new year.

[@AlinaAniretake]

Russian traditions, what can I say)

[@jesuschavez5875]

Didn't the original Christmas have a mass slaughter of newborns?

[@DefgirRZawa]

@@AlinaAniretake This movie isn't even russian, what are you talking about?

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@DefgirRZawa Konchalovskiy is Russian, though. Which is why I concider this technically a Russian movie

[@mysticanimation22]

Minutes after asking for a first viewing on the bloopers video, this pops up!

[@СергийТихомиров-в4н]

5:39 You are so NOT right in thinking that Nutcracker has no solid Story. Read Hoffmann's original Tale. :-) It's the work of a Genius. As well as Tchaikovsky's Music later on.

[@unorthodoxromance254]

The tribute to Mrs. Walker was really sweet; I'm sure she's looking down from Heaven above shaking her head at Konchalovsky's monstrosity while also appreciating Doug for grasping the forgotten meaning of Christmas: love and compassion.

[@emboiranna]

It's nice to read the comments and see that so many people remember Barbie and the Nutcracker! I saw it the other day again, and while the animation has aged, the story and the characters still charm me!

[@elemental9538]

7:35 that guy on the right agrees with the audience

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

9:46 this video in a nutshell Also, as someone who was extremely attatched to her stuffed animals as a kid and still collects toys and antiques now that scene would have fucked me up.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Even the Barbie and Tom & Jerry versions of Nutcracker were better than this shit! I was both laughing and feeling horrified all at once. I bet Elle Fanning (Mary) has looked back on this once or twice and thought "Dear God, what was I thinking?" and does her utmost best to NEVER bring this up when discussing her career beginnings, bc last thing she wants is people remember she, and several other well-known actors, were in this shit-fest of a movie. XD 6:11 Yeah and if this was what introduced Tchaikovsky to the concept of movies...*whistles lowly* Boy, would this be a TERRIBLE representation.

[@mgunter]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@98953812]

Chaplin: I'm cat! 😃

[@2Scribble]

Been WAY too long since we had one of these 9:37 - LOVE Rob's face lol

[@lampcrow5453]

Woah Doug's getting a dad bod

[@joejohnson5242]

Pickle Master I guess that’s what happens when you become the father of a beautiful baby...kitten

[@JYJnKumi]

It’s the Christmas depression The Nutcracker 3D has wrought.

[@CurtyTails]

I heard he is married and even has kids as well from what i heard

[@PerovNigma]

@@CurtyTails He's married, I don't think he's a father though.

[@PikminandOatchi]

@@CurtyTails No he doesn't have any human kids.

[@StefWriter]

The thumbnail says it all. lol

[@neffyboy]

Exactly. The thumbnail is priceless.

[@exist_much5625]

I watched the actual Nutcracker on Netflix, and I started questioning why I even liked it in the first place. It's such a weird ballet. You stab multi-headed rat, see a lady with children under her skirt, and all of this happened because of your weird Godfather.

[@mdalsted]

I'm guessing it's the music that draws people to it.

[@jelhaj7769]

"Why do you have to take this to dark places?..." my favorite quote.

[@davididiart5934]

"Let's play a magic trick!" Legit gasping for air here!

[@andrewevers2420]

When I first saw the Rat King I thought it was an Evil Beatle.

[@djwarrior5150]

Years later, and John Toturo still needs to learn to say no to roles

[@mdalsted]

I guess he needs the money??? (shrug???)

[@DarsiPadilla]

That was John Turturro?

[@davidstone281]

He must've needed the money. That's the only reason he had to have said "Yes" to the horseshit garbage dumpster fire of a movie. Much like John Malkovich with Transformers 3 and Lonah Hex. He must've had some gambling debts

[@guillaumechevalier3368]

11:24 "Why do they had to take it into dark places?" Well, it's 21th Century Russia, the greatest holiday (after New Year) is the 9th May, Victory day... And everything has to be about the victory over Nazis, even poor Nutcracker, may Ernst Hoffman rest in peace.

[@matthewmccann4511]

Can you imagine actually watching this movie in 3D. It would be terrifying!!

[@TheMitman10]

I will say this in favour of the film, the Nazi symbolism ALMOST and I mean ALMOST could work. That being said, using it in the context of The fucking Nutcracker isn’t wise given the lighthearted subject matter of the original story but I guess if done correctly it could still be done. The problem is that they don’t give the story a darker tone. They throw in musical numbers, the original pieces of music, fun jokes and happy toys which doesn’t work with dark symbolism such as the holocaust. Plus, like Doug said, even the lighthearted moments aren’t done correctly so it doesn’t compliment the dark parts therefore none of this Nazi symbolism really works. If you can’t do it right then don’t do it at all.

[@hckingking]

12:24 doug snapped

[@aliasfakename5200]

8:23 actually I think it would be Nanny McFee

[@FrostFlurry92]

I'm wondering if that creepy af nutcracker clawed it's way out of Food Fight, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@jonathanwright8025]

They have surprisingly similar plots.