Netflix's Awful Christmas Movies

[@drewisgooden]

These movies killed so many of my brain cells that I forgot Emma Roberts’ name.

[@alli2448]

😔

[@jackieisntcool9306]

hi drew

[@D4N4Y4]

Haha good one Drew

[@chokedonthedust]

Stream folklore and evermore

[@MeMe-sv9rr]

Comment

[@zg2202]

Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, Emma Stone... enough to get confused

[@Jlboynes]

Emma thompson

[@emilym9834]

emma nem the candy AND the rapper

[@mundaneal]

Tom Holland, Tom Felton, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise

[@mundaneal]

@TylerWilhelm Hmm...how sure are we?

[@lol-zr4iy]

@@mundaneal not very sure...

[@taracrane8629]

The entire High School Musical franchise is Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing someone but getting interrupted so none of this surprises me

[@recluseren]

she also had an occasional interest in science, tara 😤

[@deanmoriarty6015]

but do you get it? and perhaps respect it?

[@snartsnart2718]

lmao i forget the dudes name

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Are you an old crane?

[@erjkhwsoirhoesniu4715]

✨ the entirety of that Movie franchise made me feel like I was high ngl ✨

[@billbill6094]

Old Crone: sends knight 700 years into the future to find love Knight: Dies immediately from 700 years of evolving diseases he had no previous exposure to with an immune system weakened by malnourishment.

[@samanthacolucci8595]

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that

[@sSorche]

That kinda reminds me of Tír na nÓg

[@jonajo9757]

But Knights ate good- :(

[@graceh.9323]

Also he wouldn’t be able to understand anyone cause he would have been speaking Middle English lmao

[@halima974]

@@sSorche yes Irish ppl. Btw tìr na nÒg fav myth

[@Erin-jp4lc]

Did anybody else realize that the knight before Christmas is just the first Thor movie? Guy is about to become a higher rank of something (whether it be a knight or a king) but gets sent through space or time to modern day, gets run over by the love interest driving a car, everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s talking about where he’s from, they go to a cafe to get breakfast where the guy is impressed by the new food he’s eating, asks for “another” but acts improperly. And we all know Loki shares characteristics with the hag.

[@ellie_lewis09]

this comment deserves so many more likes

[@leech7354]

I noticed that too!

[@darkdemon1972]

I always forget the first thor movie is basically a romantic comedy lmao

[@shivanipathak5380]

​@@darkdemon1972 so is the most recent one, so it's kind of like a full circle.

[@boredaf4151]

I Seriously though I was the only one who noticed. Especially the "Another Wench" Scene and having Vanessa's character put him in his place felt so familiar to me then I remembered it was so much like the diner scene from the first Thor Movie.

[@thebestever2129]

the ultimate Christmas movie will be written and produced by Vanessa Hudgens, and she will play every single character.

[@L_ser_]

Oh my god yes

[@Crick1952]

Fully agree

[@theidkplace7869]

💯

[@InTrancedState]

Adam Sandler it

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

oh nooooo

[@Caeljharden]

Emma Watson is such a great actress. She plays the role of Emma Roberts flawlessly.

[@babyyoda3860]

Lmao

[@pickelproductions]

IM DINNNNN

[@howardparkes8787]

This is exactly what I was looking for 😂😂😂😂

[@FrickingTaylor]

I was literally so confused I thought I was going crazy lol

[@sadbutradd]

omg i came to check the comments bc i thought i was hearing it wrong haha

[@sarahwinters6052]

the most unrealistic part of this movie is not the time travel, but the fact that a middle school teacher has a GUEST house

[@anahand4137]

And a different really nice coat for every day (including a fur one)

[@thirteenfury]

Maybe she works at one of those private prep schools where you have to be interviewed to get in?

[@yourluckynumber7]

Probably comes from wealth, considering that her other doppelgangers are royalty.

[@jeanettelori1439]

i mean my middle school teachers were in a poor area and made six figures...

[@pole8740]

@@jeanettelori1439 ws his name walter white?

[@razbuten]

my wife and I watched holidate this weekend and pretty much every five minutes we would look at each other and one of us would ask if we should keep watching, and we kept deciding to give it another 5 minutes in case it got good. It never got good.

[@AwwLivSos]

Wife? You mean the lady you live with, right?

[@samanthaeijking6888]

My mother really loves this movie for some reason en wants to watch it with me. Is it really that bad?😅😅

[@pau8154]

I dont know why but I have to admit I loved that movie lol

[@Nikolaj11]

@@AwwLivSos Nah, the dude misspelled "wifi" I too speak to my router when watching crappy films.

[@RetroBeetle]

I guess watching 5 minutes at a time to find the good content is better than trying to fast -travel- forward to it.

[@RJLiams]

There's also another common thread. Every single protagonist is extremely rich, working a clearly low paying job, and constantly complain they're life sucks.

[@eilivulv]

@Pete Harrison kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2rPh3-sdtF-rsk

[@myusername1385]

you have no idea how hard it is to work 60 hours a YEAR just to have enough money to keep my fountains working, i just wish i had a prince to give me even more money

[@madeniquevanwyk]

They want the protagonist to be relatable but still actually have money bc the poor aesthetic is not the best choice for a movie, and also it's kinda a bummer. So you simultaneously want that life, house and neighborhood but also ""connect"" with the main character 🤦🤦🤦🤦 lovely isn't it?

[@findparadise]

Or they're always ~too independent and ambitious~ for a relationship

[@David-jn1gg]

@@findparadise preachhh, you're cute though

[@QueenJenniferTheGreat]

You forgot that now Netflix said that a knight for Christmas and a princess switch are in the same universe which means there's a 4th twin

[@Lilyjem39]

WAIT WHAT

[@notsoda08]

And then the Vanessa with Sir Cole has another twin who tries to steals him. And then those 2 twins meet up with the other 3 twins and there will be a biiiig mix up. Twinception

[@SieMiezekatze]

I wish they make another movie but with this universe :D

[@infogames2724]

_the hag_

[@aronastron9538]

Then I wish Sir Cole brought her back to the past to provide an unnecessary explanation of why she’s a duchess in Princess Switch

[@aricaine5024]

"Get away from those children, you share characteristics with the hag!" my favourite line holy shit

[@Simplyshreenaizhere]

F😂😂well said 😂

[@nightingale3688]

CRYING LMFAOOO I LOVE THAT LINE

[@ollkorrect1]

The dumbest part is that his name is Sir Cole and he’s not a knight yet

[@sheepdogsongss8189]

sir is his first name

[@joliemarietrahar8027]

he has been knighted but he isnt a "true knight"

[@wil7216]

his name is literally circle

[@VarounsVlogs]

@@wil7216 these comments had me dying laughing 🤣

[@rossgoosen7269]

Or the fact that they wouldn’t use the term “1300s” as the Gregorian calendar wasn’t used at the time

[@patception8722]

If there isn’t a third Princess Switched movie called The Princess Switch: The Switchening that reveals that there are actually hundreds of Vanessa Hudgens’ clones because all of them are actually part of an elaborate experiment then I’m going to be very disappointed.

[@kawtharbakhach5848]

Y does this remind me of Us

[@bread6052]

@@kawtharbakhach5848 uh oh...

[@brendielahooha]

The Princess Switch 3: Attack of the Clones

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

Are you TRYING to alert the illuminati that you're on to them?!

[@fightmeillblessuwithcandyb3707]

😂🤣 I can't breathe 😂

[@maliby93]

Netflix's goal is to ultimately create a universe filled with medieval knights dating several Vanessa Hudgens

[@d.lan3y]

The crossover with The Princess Switch we all deserve

[@shoujokadyan5502]

About that

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@yuki97kira]

Make it like barbie

[@katcalico9142]

🤣🤣🤣

[@literallyrufioh]

i love how sir coles accent just... disappears when he starts talking "modern" like every british person died in 1776

[@landanross2966]

Hey man, Cole is a social chameleon. Only reason he does weird medieval things on occasion is because obviously Vanessa hudgins thinks it’s cute

[@crowtservo]

If he were really from the 14th century, he would speak Middle English not just modern English with a British accent. They’d probably be able to eventually understand each other.

[@s0ggy_s0cks]

they didn't?

[@comet1269]

​@i.m.warner-santos1321 yeah, we Brits pretend to be real but we're actually all just putting on fake accents

[@thatredfox813]

I wish they did

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

They call her "old crone" to differentiate her from all the young crones running around medieval England

[@annierebeccaa]

“Which crone?” “The old one”

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Middle age crone

[@gloglee7463]

infant crones, fetus crones. a baby is born and the doctor is like "it's a crone!"

[@seauqis]

Teenage crone

[@rhat4047]

@2d fighter fan probably only a few. Life expectancy was short

[@maryagnes3169]

Are we going to ignore the fact that in A Knight Before Christmas Vanessa Hudgens literally got Cole for Christmas?

[@SmaugsAccount]

Well played

[@donaldoconner]

That has to be the reason they named him that

[@BradenCarlisle]

I also love that he's Sir Cole (Circle) of the Round Table.

[@vicky248123]

@@BradenCarlisle I take back every bad thing I've ever said about this movie. That's brilliant

[@patrickisdumb404]

@@BradenCarlislemaybe this movie isn’t that bad

[@erinlafleche]

The funniest part of all this to me, is that they could not have chosen a more conventionally attractive older woman to play a character that is literally called the "Old Crone". Like, all they did was put some dirt on her face and were like, "Guess she's ugly now."

[@audreyxx8311]

bro I was thinking about that for awhile her hair should be matted and she shouldn't look so photogenic if 'crone' is what they wanted

[@annierebeccaa]

Hot crone

[@jakerockznoodles]

Radiates Gilf energy

[@josie3221]

Crones aren’t necessarily ugly but I see your point

[@annierebeccaa]

@Swag Monke yes

[@julianasutliff1171]

Obsessed with the fact that he refers to princess and the pauper rather than prince and the pauper. The impact Barbie has. Unmatched.

[@nastassjaminson5040]

i forgot about the prince and the pauper 😭

[@jimmymushrooms420]

wait its the PRINCE and the pauper??????

[@emilylouise620]

​@@jimmymushrooms420The Prince and the pauper is originally a novel! That's what the barbie movie is based on :)

[@hnichole]

@@jimmymushrooms420 Yes, the story is originally a novel by Mark Twain (same author who wrote the Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn novels, believe it or not).

[@jimmymushrooms420]

@@emilylouise620 that's actually pretty neat! I'll see if my local library has it since I'm pretty sure they have the barbie movie as well. Always fun to make comparisons :3

[@alicearias2876]

Petition for Drew, Danny, and Kurtis to write, direct, and star in their own Hallmark Christmas movie

[@iloveyouhoneybunny]

and play all the characters

[@alicearias2876]

And it’s a musical

[@sierrafarnum9689]

Wait actually tho this is such a good fucking idea

[@kfea82]

a christmas love triangle

[@poosnort7806]

@@kfea82 oh my god... YES

[@rampion1228]

The romantic chemistry between the old crone and the knight brother at the end is too intense for the sequel to not be about them falling in love in the future

[@sophzillaaa]

the old crone is Venessa Hudgens but she just shares similar characteristics to the hag.

[@rampion1228]

@@sophzillaaa I’m just waiting for movie #4 when we finally see this hag person for ourselves. I hope she looks like Vanessa hudgesons

[@sophzillaaa]

@@rampion1228 yeah if its Zac Effron imma be pretty disappointed

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

@@sophzillaaa EVERYONE IS SECRETLY VANESSA HUDGENS

[@infogames2724]

_the hag_

[@rainbowlemniscate2761]

Sir Cole threatening to brutally dismember a pickpocket and then the police immediately offering him a job is damning evidence that we do, in fact, live in a society.

[@sophzillaaa]

then Vannessa Hudgens has a joker arc

[@infogames2724]

_the hag_

[@goncalodinisantunes]

fds

[@arolemaprarath6615]

Also, the irony is that the knight was set to be from 13th century England and spoke perfect modern Shakesperean English. Never knew England already spoke modern English in the 13th century. That era, there was the Middle English which sounds like a German trying to speak French. Also, England at the time, the royals, nobles, knights and other educated elites exclusively spoke French, which means, that English knight should be speaking French which he didn't. So many historical innacuracy.

[@blessedcocoa5729]

@@arolemaprarath6615 You are one of my favourite type of people.

[@charlotteg1543]

"Ew, have I ever dated my handsome best friend? NO...... I like edward" Drew just described the plot of twilight Edit: woah, this is definitely the most likes i’ve ever gotten, thanks guys

[@jae2138]

HEY YEAH-

[@jesuszorroza4555]

Screw Jacob and Edward Im Jasper team

[@Willow.the.creative]

@@jesuszorroza4555 team alice x bella

[@jesuszorroza4555]

@@Willow.the.creative damn you got me good.

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Especially the "if a blank piece of paper were a person" statement

[@Not_Soundwave]

"She's not the princess of Britain, she just is British. It doesn't make sense." Welcome to European royalty.

[@plants_before_people5329]

In the Netherlands we have an Argentinian queen, so yeah

[@juicysatsumabeauty]

Lorenzo Honer People marry people who were born in other countries. Weird I know.

[@plants_before_people5329]

@@juicysatsumabeauty sure, I don't have a problem with it, it's just something that happens more with royal families. They're known for marrying royal people or important people from other countries, partly to strengthen relation between those countries

[@bread6052]

@@plants_before_people5329 “they’re known for marrying royals” I think you missed maybe 50% of the royal family partner criteria... Is there a word for European Alabama or is it multi national? Asking for a friend...

[@NKuijlaars]

@@bread6052 Norfolk is also a safe bet in the UK

[@yoitsvinny]

I was listening, and not watching, when Drew said “Emma Watson” instead of “Emma Roberts” and I thought “Damn, Hallmark got that Emma Watson money?”

[@Fezzikx]

You know, I wouldn't even been surprised if they did....

[@fartbarrels7421]

the main character at the end looks like vikki from little italy

[@nataliejoseph2163]

@@fartbarrels7421 that’s because it is her it’s the same actress, Emma roberts

[@dementis93]

I'm glad I saw this comment, I was so confused when he didn't correct himself 😭

[@tastycar]

I was very confused for a second

[@Jo-kh9km]

Fun fact, there's no special effects in these movies, Vanessa Hudgens has just mastered shadow clone jutsu

[@doctor-aesthetic]

First off, love that Old Crone looks like an elderly instagram model. Second, love that they actually went and named a knight "Circle". I can't believe I agonize so much when I name characters, and these writers went with "Sir Cole" and called it a day. Edit: Also, I love that Santa looks exactly like Glenn Close as the Boo Box guy in Hook.

[@PeterHunterHouse]

Oh my god😭😭 “circle” that’s so fucking funny

[@IreneRudnyk]

I also loved "The Chess Show" and "The Stranger Kids"

[@joshuagraham3]

Ok

[@graygoan8181]

Queens gambit is very good tho

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

Can't forget the Strolling Undead

[@sophiaanna7458]

Queens Gambet and Stranger things was pretty good i think

[@gooci6907]

Queens gambit is literally just chess drugs and orphans

[@deconyus3412]

“You share characteristics with “/The Hag/“” is my new go to insult

[@infogames2724]

_the hag_

[@nohintshere]

unrelated but i love your ff pfp

[@sophzillaaa]

SAME

[@mistaguido288]

I thought that said like hag but the h is a f 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[@Bionicbutter43]

Foo fighters my beloved

[@ej6975]

The term “Emma Watson’s sister cheats on her husband with King Batch” hit me like a bus and I don’t think I’ll ever fully recover

[@zervaniii]

LMAO I WISH I DIDNT READ THIS

[@ej6975]

@@zervaniii bro I wish I didn’t hear it 😭

[@zervaniii]

@@ej6975 I didn't finish watching the video and reading that gave me more reasons LMAO I - 😭💀

[@vastava]

the funniest part is that it's literally Emma Roberts

[@mollyfoxxx]

But it wasn’t “Emma Watson” who cheated on her husband with King Bach, it was Emma Robert’s’ aunt, (not Julia Roberts.)

[@aquatiger8]

you cannot convince me that Vanessa Hudgens didn't sign up to do all those Christmas movies because she wanted to kiss a bunch of semi-attractive men

[@DrDolan2000]

Semi-attractive? Well, either way, I can't say I blame her. I would work hard if it meant kissing a bunch of women

[@aquatiger8]

@@DrDolan2000 the semi-attractive part is my own assessment of them, as I don't really find any of their looks compelling 😅 but these movies seem convinced that they're all the pinnacle of attractiveness

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

i don't blame her 💀

[@aquatiger8]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 if I could finesse a role where I get to play 3 different women who can kiss Tom Huddleston, Chris Pine, or Chris Hemsworth, I would totally do the same thing 👀😂

[@alyssa01825]

@@aquatiger8 for me it would be leo dicaprio, evan peters, and henry cavill/chris evans

[@charlotte-hb7jg]

now i know why vanessa said “yea people will die” there’s THREE of her. if she dies NOTHING HAPPENS

[@rueclouds1156]

this is so underrated omg I’m dead

[@upgradewithme2350]

if she runs out of one of the three of her she could just respawn a new one

[@KrispyAlex]

I-

[@peepmam]

i laughed harder than i should

[@charlotte-hb7jg]

@@peepmam me too

[@zofiamiedziejko1494]

"Is there gonna be a whole universe?" Yes, Drew. It's already here. Characters from the Christmas Prince trilogy appear in the Princess Switch 2. It's all set in motion. The tiny cog wheels are turning. You cannot stop it. There's no return.

[@L_ser_]

I swear to god if Netflix has a whole other subscription for just Christmas movies I’m going to cry

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

I want a final movie in the universe where everyone is vanessa Hudgens

[@jjwang7597]

@@ijornhribrudkrvir “Christmas Princess: into the Vanessa-verse”

[@Danbo22987]

I can't wait until Vanessa Hudgens plays Thanos

[@shinyjubilee]

Also the kingdom in the Christmas Prince is mentioned in the Knight Before Christmas. It's all connected

[@Colombogringo96]

Man, Emma Watson sure has changed a lot!

[@penelopeh5276]

That had me very confused for a bit

[@jk8352]

missgirl emma roberts didnt deserve this

[@jamesminett9717]

I was so confused that I actually had to look the movie up too check what actor it was

[@hereseangoes]

To be fair I get them confused all the time. Even in this video I thought he was talking about the Harry Potter one, but then it was the other Emma and I thought to myself "I guess I still don't know which is which." There are too many celebrities and they all have names. Can't nobody remember that much.

[@Hannah-vq4cz]

Hjsbkahdjsjs

[@ErinKTheWriter]

Wasn’t Thor hit by Jane’s car, demands another drink aggressively, and gets confused as a crazy amnesiac who thought he was the Norse God of Thunder in the first Thor movie?

[@Heather-ip8sd]

If u think ab it the amount of times Loki shows up over and over after dying again and again is pretty similar to Vanessa Hudgens being able to come back and play every character over and over in more than 2 films

[@ErinKTheWriter]

@@Heather-ip8sd Dude these people are trying to remake the Thor movies with Vannessa Hudgins 😱😱😱

[@jsnpolar]

ah yes, the classic “friends with benefits but without the benefits and also they’re not friends”

[@grace.c1521]

So they’re just ‘there’.

[@Catyy5]

My favourite movie trope

[@zoozoo24]

just like Jeremy "app guy" renner

[@pringlescan81]

my life finally getting the movie it deserved

[@MrWiki2]

thats me and my crush!!

[@terrylovesyogurt5983]

What got me about The Knight Before Christmas is that “Sir Cole” just sounds like CIRCLE. I can’t unhear it and I think about it twice a week

[@abijahlevi937]

Lolllll, I thought his name was just circle for a good bit☠️🤦

[@PeaceLoveMagic501]

Lmao I'm so happy there are people like me 😂

[@madhubtsarmy8515]

OMG!!!!... As in circle ⭕of life.... That's why he came back for her 🤟😍......

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

*Me with that Knowledge:* **Thinks of the Post-Malone Circles Music Video**

[@ma_kenz]

“He’s like if a blank piece of paper was a person” is *chef’s kiss*

[@fandomgirl8928]

That was one of the best parts and it was hella true

[@ej6975]

If he was a spice he’d be baking soda

[@maryteodosio2776]

😩🤌

[@T_Lewis]

​@@ej6975 Wouldn't that imply that he's useful in multiple different circumstances?

[@cocoa1019]

I love how the movie ignores how blatantly sexist/racist Sir Cole would have been if this actually happened.

[@bofthesea4730]

@@FinalFantasyIXIIII it’d depend on where he’s from, London in the medieval period was actually fairly multicultural. A lot of people from North Africa and Persia wound up in England due to the crusades, proto-slavery, and some staying behind after the Roman invasions. Cole’s views on Black and Middle Eastern people would depend heavily on where in England he lived, and his class growing up. Though, he probably wouldn’t have ever seen an East Asian person before, and definitely not a Native American or Australian. So his reactions to them are the ones you really have to worry about.

[@bofthesea4730]

​@@FinalFantasyIXIIII yeah, that's about what i meant. i tagged you more to agree with you than anything, just to say that even if he had met black and middle eastern people he wouldn't have encountered a ton of non-white people. his reactions would probably be a little alienating to people he met, but he wouldn't have all the implicit biases and stereotypes that we do today, so i think he'd just be super hit or miss

[@bebbapik8908]

Though it surely is easier to convince ourselves our generation is revolutionary and the one to break the one thousand year old chain of sexism, that concept was only introduced with the napoleonic treatis on societal classes, or maybe the only official one idk

[@shadowdecidueye]

I'm not so sure about Racist, I'm not sure he even knew about other races since Europe didn't start exploring until after the Renaissance not before, and even if he did, racism came in a bit later that once Europe knew about races

[@vexusmorpheus932]

I feel compelled to call most people here history nerds/geeks but i fell asleep during history so idk if i should lmao

[@erynnesorrell4743]

Me: "Mom, can I have Emma Watson?" Mom: "No, we have Emma Watson at home" *Emma Watson at home:* 14:48

[@winnkeyy6485]

Emma looking a little.... long

[@figfaeth5959]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LMAO

[@kelownatechkid]

Emma Roberts dot jpeg

[@literallyimtrash7975]

i dont want home emma watson

[@fresa9720]

@@literallyimtrash7975 same 😬

[@patienceholmes841]

Ok but the Christmas knight is literally a Thor/Jane rip off. Guy in armour gets displaced, is hit by a car with a pretty girl driving. Girl takes him to the hospital, doctors say he’s loopy. Guy talks in old English and is weird and doesn’t understand the world. Girl feels bad and let’s him stay at her house. Guy yells inappropriately in a diner. Guy and girl fall in love.

[@isabellalexic]

literally a christmas thor ripoff

[@darchocla]

When he yells inappropriately in a diner 😍😍

[@tashamwansa1885]

@@darchocla yeah 😍😍

[@bubblie_sweetiemahtab2066]

Yes and also a little bit from Enchanted

[@reviewersuniverse]

The diner yell at 8:22 feels so much a ripoff of the line “That’s good. Another!” From Thor.

[@tylerkochman1007]

I'm sorry. Emma Roberts, Kristin Chenowith, King Bach, and Alex Moffat were in a movie together? What random casting.

[@Morgan_W]

I thought the same thing 😂 it’s like they really went for the top shelf with Kristen, then settled for some people they didn’t have to pay as much because they blew their whole paycheck budget on Kristen.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

Emma Watson !!!!

[@marudicecosas]

Also the one that cheats on her husband is Arizona from Grey's Anatomy hahahah

[@hit_the_luddy]

You forgot Ryan Gosling

[@akguvercin8981]

@@marudicecosas who cheated on her wife on the show 😬

[@bunny5728]

There can only be 1 Emma in Hollywood now: they all must brawl over the name.

[@crimsonstrykr]

I wanna know what your pfp is

[@bunny5728]

@@crimsonstrykr weeb shit

[@finnyoak]

Drew: Starring Emma Watson Movie: *stars Emma Roberts* Me: Now wait just a minute...

[@CptPatrik]

He even said it multiple times

[@heejinators7342]

YEAH lmaooo I was looking for this comment

[@kylasbitch]

Right?! I was like I didn't know Emma Watson was doing shit like this now

[@nelipotnefelibata]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@heidie496]

DUDE I WAS SO CONFUSED THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I FORGOT WHO EMMA ROBERTS WAS AND I WAS LIKE WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS RANDOM WHITE WOMAN IS EMMA WATSON

[@mochijellybean]

i’m a lil disappointed that you didn’t talk about how vanessa did 4 accents in the first princess switch movie as stacy, margaret, stacy-as-margaret, and margaret-as-stacy - all impressively had different accents.

[@AxxLAfriku]

It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear mia

[@iamnothere700]

Her British accent was awful but I will give her credit for making it sound harder to do for each character I guess

[@car7862]

@@AxxLAfriku O-okay

[@kirah2602]

none of them were good though, they all sounded like an American trying badly to do a British accent.

[@ez-lh4rn]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

[@arielle5137]

...the most unrealistic thing about that movie would be that cole survived more than five minutes in 2019 without dying of every modern disease, and then him returning back and killing the entire village.

[@pseudonymous9153]

Were there actually that many new contagious diseases between Middle Ages Europe and pre-COVID America?

[@tigercors3308]

@@pseudonymous9153 the flu would probably fuck him up

[@dyamondwomack549]

He's from the medieval times they would preform sugery AWAKE I think he would survive

[@snoovian7951]

​@@dyamondwomack549 it's not a point about toughness or not being able to take the pain, it's the fact every modern day human has ancestors with immunities to diseases that caught and overcome, therefore protecting the modern day humans and causing the disease to "die out". cole has none of this protection, making his immune system incredibly weak to most modern day diseases. when he returned ti his village he would also spread those diseases to equally vulnerable people too, likely killing them.

[@Chalcolum]

@@snoovian7951 You got the right idea, but not in the right place. It's not humans that developed resistances, it's bacteria. And they're also more aggressive now. My man would probably pick up a staph or a strep and provoke the 2nd Black Plague lmao

[@Powerman293]

Not gonna a lie, the idea of a Knight having to go to the future to complete his quest sounds like a badass idea for a premise. But it's used for setup of a crappy rom com.

[@galaxypedestalfan]

It’s a really good crappy rom com though

[@TokidokiTraveller]

Holidate made me so angry and hearing you rant about it was so satisfying, thank you

[@junlia6081]

Hi Emma 👋I love your videos!Can't believe i found u here haha

[@cannedbread3829]

that movie fucking sucked so bad

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

Wasn't expecting to see you here Emma 😃

[@birdeynamnam]

I watched like 30 mins with my fam, but had to walk away...

[@Adehasswagg]

Right: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGjKXoqXmsafm5o

[@thebrideofghostface]

What's annoying is the idea of some dude from the 1300s having to adapt to 2019 is actually a great premise for a movie, and they failed so badly.

[@fusetunes]

kate and leopold and thor are like better versions of this plot, i’d watch those instead

[@jonajo9757]

Even worse, they gave him accurate looking armor

[@mandark1727]

Kdramas have done it several times...I cant say they've perfected it, either, but if you're into an isekai kind of genre...🙃

[@talkingtadpole3001]

90% of the movie would be him trying to figure out how to communicate with us. Being from the 1300s, he would have spoken Middle English and our English would be completely unintelligible to him.

[@unicorncurry317]

the character isn't from the 1300s but American Pickle nailed it

[@vaselini]

“half the people in Star Wars were British and _they_ lived in space” but...so do we drew...

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Underrated comment.

[@thineevee7345]

?!

[@vaselini]

sarrou Marbeu y thank u :)

[@kyliemarsh111]

I live in Kurtistown

[@ICTON123]

*_Hello there_*

[@cookiesam321]

Congratulations, Drew! This video made my Dad say “I think I’ll subscribe. He seems like a bright young man”

[@bb_creams]

dad approved??? omg drew made it!

[@houston-coley]

Nobody is gonna talk about how "The Knight Before Christmas" literally plagerized the first Thor movie, right down to the "man from medieval times shouts 'ANOTHER' in the middle of a diner" gag

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

saw that. Was surprised Drew didnt comment on that blatant steal of a joke, like 5 years later and done much, much worse.

[@AD-cy4vj]

Wait

[@TheSwolOne]

That scene was improvised by Chris as well.

[@aslightlydisappointingsala8708]

i'm so glad someone else noticed this smh

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Nah, they just ripped off that one scene. All the rest of it is a tired trope that even Thor abused, albeit in a much more entertaining and charming way.

[@avamurphy5485]

"Starring Dolly Parten, as a glowing hobo" I cant 💀

[@elk1827]

I forgot that was a thing, so I read this and was like “Wait wat?”

[@MileyCyclops]

A glow-bo, if you will. 😬 I am sorry. I will show myself the door.

[@serenacain2162]

😂😂😂

[@infogames2724]

_the hag_

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

i like how the knight wasn’t completely taken aback by literally ALL of the modern tech

[@bcc5701]

He said it was lit af

[@Jelloitsme]

And he ate modern food from a diner, but he didn’t spontaneously combust? Bye unrealistic 🙄🙄

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

@@bcc5701 you’re right 💀

[@thanatoast]

@@Jelloitsme "Wow this actually has flavor and is not just "bread" made from only water and flour boiled in a bag, peasants truly get to eat like kings in the future"

[@fart63]

@@Jelloitsme he also didn’t die of diseases that we’ve now become immune to and didn’t spread anything from his time to anyone he came in contact with

[@buckybarnes1342]

Unlike most people, I watch grown men complain and tear apart Christmas movies instead of actually watching said movies

[@JoF999]

Valid.

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

I genuinely thought him calling emma roberts emma watson was a joke ADHJSJJKLSJF

[@saumyasharma6790]

Wasn't it though?? 😂

[@ilovecairns5181]

It was a joke...

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

@@ilovecairns5181 his pinned comment implies that it was a mistake

[@ajbasc]

@cursedcommenter i don't think its suppose to make it funnier.t it just shows some emotion

[@mybeansarecooler]

@cursedcommenter it's to symbolize confusion/surprise/etc, it can also be a sub for "lmao"

[@mirandak7242]

"you see, Sir Cole, here in 2019, we don't call women wenches. We merely imply that they are one" 💀

[@thesleepydot]

😭😭😭 gold

[@kaitlin9288]

"Sir Cole, you're being problematic"

[@harleyhunt6358]

Drew said Vanessa hitting the guy with a car was "one of the most aggressive 'meet cute's he's ever seen" like that isnt how marty mcfly's parents meet in back to the future

[@AgentSquiddy]

Lol good point

[@mfernandalr]

Yeah but that movie was great HAHAHA not like this one.

[@zoufishany.4842]

Isn't that how thor met Jane Foster

[@mangoesandgrapes688]

@@zoufishany.4842 and how Vanya met Sissy in The Umbrella Academy

[@juicysatsumabeauty]

That isn't a meet cute though. It isn't a romcom or chick flick and the Mum doesn't become interested in the Dad until he prevents her from being raped...now that's a meet cute!

[@marzizzo]

when im in a really bad depression and there's nothing I can do to ground myself or even just feel okay enough to not sleep all day, I watch Drew's videos. i don't know what it is about them, but sometimes i will sit in a dark room all day and just watch his channel and it honestly keeps me going. i don't know what i would do if i didn't have these videos. thank you drew.

[@SpookyBnuy]

doing the same here Drew is just that good and cool I suppose

[@MandRproductions]

NASA HQ with some budget cuts lately

[@achannel8300]

Hey mandr! I didnt know u watch drew!!

[@Krowbatt]

O he

[@guppy9161]

What

[@M0no]

Thanks for the 501st battlepack!

[@tree9157]

Ask Mandr, Do you watch Danny Gonzalez too?

[@gavinl.2953]

I didn’t expect the line, “Emma’s sister cheats on her husband with King Bach” to make me die laughing

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@cmcauley15]

they really missed a mark by not saying “A Christmoose Miracle”

[@pooberyt8093]

I would like the comment but its at 69 soooooo...

[@decalcomon_]

"a christmas moosical" and it is also a musical

[@CassTeaElle]

Omg my husband and I watched The Holidate, and it pissed us off too!! The whole movie, they were totally upfront about the fact that their relationship was fake. Which completely negates the entire point of their agreement.

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

You’re literally the only thing my husband and I can agree to watch during dinner some days , ... we tweeted ours.

[@riley33987]

my queen has good taste

[@assidreflex9718]

HEHEH ILY

[@becketttt]

KARUNAAAA I LOVE YOU

[@jobeiden]

WE TWEeted OURS

[@chaotickreg7024]

@TheRealKrisKringle I want a pony

[@Sam._._]

I can’t wait for Netflix’s next Christmas movie, The Knight Before Christmas: A Royal Switch

[@tanvisalgaonkar3810]

Isn't that what all of them are called 😂

[@megangriffith9944]

i hate that i understand this comment

[@arianagrandefromfortnite]

This time there's a BOY doppleganger dun dun DUNNN

[@epicremarc]

With 12 Vanessa hudgeons

[@yasminsuraya3879]

Don’t give them ideas 👁👄👁

[@hulktown_hero]

Using that real clip of Vanessa Hudgens to show the evil version of her almost made me choke I laughed so hard

[@periwinkleadidas]

underrated as fuckkkk

[@mochijellybean]

lord...y’all will not let that one dumb comment go lmao

[@Kelly_C]

spoilerssssssss

[@twistedcoasters1533]

I saw a really bad one who’s ANTAGONIST was a young boy who didn’t like Christmas because his father died on Christmas Eve. The message was that Christmas is the most important time of all, and gave no consideration into the boys feelings

[@kaishutup]

i know this was 2 years ago but you cant just comment that and not say the name??? what was it???

[@LauraElizaGenevieve]

This video is DEFINITIVE PROOF that Drew and Danny are, in fact, two different people. Drew says that he likes The Santa Clause, but Danny made a whole video about how bad it is. In this essay I will

[@createdtogaze]

Finish the essay Laura

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

😂😂😂😂

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

@@createdtogaze yup still waiting...😂

[@555starangel_]

I'm stuck on an essay and this got rid of my "writers block", thanks💀

[@SM-qv2om]

Laura please come back we're starving

[@mariana619]

95% of the comments are now "That's Emma Roberts", no guys, that's actually Vanessa Hudgens disguised as Emma Roberts pretending to be Emma Watson starring Emma Stone as the love interest written and produced by the evil Vanessa Hudgens with a british accent.

[@fbiagent5616]

Big Brain

[@tylerkochman1007]

He didn't even address the "Chicago" hat they made Vanessa wear to signify that her character is from Chicago

[@dreamlikewooz]

@@joshroehl6098 damn, it’d be a real shame if all your comments were reported for unwanted commercial content and spam

[@Adehasswagg]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGjKXoqXmsafm5o

[@shawn.spencer]

Wait if "crone" means "old woman" and in the movie they call her "old crone" then isn't that basically like calling her "old old woman"?

[@priyze]

this was the first thought i had lmao

[@stephgreen3070]

“MAN! I’m not a woman. I’m a man…and I’m not old. I’m 37.”

[@nonameless2]

Chai tea has entered the chat

[@HappyBunBoi]

I think in this case, 'old' is used to emphasize her age. Similar to calling someone an 'evil villain.' The words have similar meanings, so the adjective is used as a way to indicate that the knight is referring to more to her age than her gender. So, at least in my interpretation, it is more like her is calling her an *_old_* woman. This is just my guess tho lol.

[@treebit]

not really, it's similar to saying "little baby", the "little" (or "old") doesn't reiterate the characteristic that the noun implies, but rather emphasizes it

[@Lizebri01]

“The police saw him using excessive force against a teenager so they asked him to join the force? This movie is more realistic than I thought” HAHAHAHA

[@Veronikafenriz]

this had me laughing so much

[@alicerpz3468]

best pat of vid

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Yeah, I saw that part too, but I didn't know what words he used to say it. Thank God you typed out exactly what he said to not only improve the comedy but add substance to the comment section. Seriously. I was gonna kill myself, but this comment saved my life. I owe you a life debt now. How can I ever repay you? I'm somewhat wealthy I guess. How can I reach you and pledge my life in service of your name? I wouldn't be here without you and I NEED the chance to make this right. I can't hold this debt to you without the chance to pay my gratitude. Please, I am desperate to be of service to you because I owe you my life, but have no way to honor the debt. I will do anything of only I knew where to begin. Oh God. I can't live with this guilt. Quickly, before I decide to hang it up out of grief of not being able to make repayment. This is it. Goodbye I suppose. Since I don't even know your name I'll just leave it all to see tech start up making phones for pets. I'm sure they'll become a successful company and I'm not just wasting my money since I can't give any to you. This is... Goodbye, I suppose... Sorry

[@ecumene1960]

@@Rabbit-the-One k

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I'm glad you laughed. It made me sad to hear him tell that joke.

[@AmbitionMusic]

KLAUS IS A MUST WATCH

[@jasleen7776]

Its a beautiful movie ❤

[@odellelottering9375]

I agree. I'm hesitant to watch Christmas movies but we watched it the other day and it was really really good

[@KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI]

I loved this movie

[@Really_Ryland]

The animation is absolutely stunning and it has so much heart like holy shit. 10/10

[@ingelouisaa]

i cried so much, its amazing

[@MichelleD2023]

When I paused to read the cast list for "A California Christmas" and saw the two lead actors Lauren Swickard and Josh Swickard, I thought they were siblings playing love interests and completely forgot about wives taking their husband's last name

[@RaphaelleLD]

the exact same thing happened to me while reading your comment 💀

[@gaylehesser8060]

If I had a penny for every time drew reviewed a movie where the main love interests meet each other by getting in a car crash, Id have two pennies, but it's weird that it happened more than once.

[@augustslippingaway5073]

Ah commentary community when you can be: guy, greg and a kurtistown citizen

[@Elizardbeth03]

Yes hello, my name is Greg Guy and I'm from Kurtis town.

[@corndog8331]

I am guy but I can’t deny I like an extra greeting or a nutcracker

[@hippieduck]

The Holy Trinity

[@wdym4521]

"dreaming of a day when the commentary genre will be all mine, mine all mine"

[@freshguajardo4889]

Also Tomato Mafia 🍅

[@imnotafurry9117]

They should’ve called the second princess switch movie “Princess Switch 2: Switch Harder”

[@EvWuzhere]

Swiitchier

[@pilarhunter3154]

Princess Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@aristology6912]

Sounds like a euphemism

[@battmarn]

2 switch 2 furious

[@L_ser_]

Haha

[@thawunk1056]

“He asks him to join the force after he uses excessive force on a teenager. This movie is more realistic than I thought!” Best line ever

[@saumyasharma6790]

Also "I've set a reminder so that I can get notified when it's time for me to cancel my subscription" 😂

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

@@saumyasharma6790 ❤️❤️

[@Ellieeeeeee124]

drew said acab

[@hopsonkim4952]

After he taught her about how to have a good existence, he was given the honorific “Sir Cole of Life.”

[@laceyrainbolt5432]

underrated comment

[@goblin.2618]

*Agressively pokes holes into the movie so Vanessa Hudgens can breathe”

[@natnat444]

okay but this is such a smart joke I could never

[@crunchywater7751]

a fellow unus annuser i s e e

[@evakonopka121]

Pls explain

[@dont3834]

Don't read my Profile Picture :)

[@zirioliver1321]

@@evakonopka121 they poked holes as in plot holes idk the vanessa hudgens part tho

[@dromie5059]

The word "crone" itself means an older woman, doesn't it? So isn't the name "Old Crone" redundant? Edit - May 2021 - I forgot I commented this, went to comment this again, and was surprised to see past-me beat me to it.

[@partIycIoudy]

old old old crone

[@lightcer3]

old older elder oldest crone

[@_peepee_]

“old crone” is a common expression, even if it is redundant

[@Givanpes]

Morrigan if anyone should know about crones.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

baby cwone

[@Revolio]

“Emma Watson” 😂 man I’m hoping Drew didn’t accidentally misname Emma Roberts 20 times

[@til9518]

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THISB

[@TheWarperbros]

@@HollyRhiannonWrites Well, he did address that in the comment he pinned at the top, so that's probably why most people aren't mentioning it.

[@Adehasswagg]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGjKXoqXmsafm5o

[@thekambIer]

7:25 I think that the real “#1 most annoying detectives” would be the people on Reddit that think they’re better than the law internet mystery masters and can magically find anyone’s address at a whim.

[@r520jr8]

“Vanessa Hudgens and her twin...no relation” Checks out

[@AxxLAfriku]

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear r5

[@user-tk7hg6ty5q]

@@AxxLAfriku are you okay 😟

[@Whatsabird]

@@user-tk7hg6ty5q it’s a copy and paste or something

[@rachelz8100]

Ah yes Emma Watson, known for Wild Child and Scream Queens. Often confused with Emma Roberts, who played Hermione.

[@PlasticDoll.]

You should probably switch the names lol.

[@rachelz8100]

@@PlasticDoll. it's a joke because Drew called Emma Roberts "Emma Watson" in his video.

[@PlasticDoll.]

@@rachelz8100 ohh ok got it!

[@drewtons21]

@@PlasticDoll. r/wooooooosh

[@PlasticDoll.]

@@drewtons21 Indeed. Sometimes people miss it and it's no big deal. Lol I was scrolling fast and just didn't pay attention..

[@Unova39]

The most unbelievable thing about the Knight Before Christmas is a high school teacher being able to afford a guest house.

[@emilymccann5176]

It was her parents house (I have seen it twice 😂)

[@chandlerbing3636]

And the most realistic past is that police officer giving him advice to be a police officer

[@melaniebaez6310]

If Vanessa world works like that, damn I wanna live there

[@DoctorPortal_IX]

I just love how the least believable part of the second film is the idea that a middle school teacher could afford _that house_ by herself.

[@connormckee4431]

"this movie is a lot more realistic than i thought" made me laugh way too hard

[@eucalyptusstudios7782]

I know! I was like damn shots fired

[@louisemiller7584]

Tea

[@Mariasantacruz2005]

@@thepissedoffyetrationalrev2261 oh nooooo! Hahahaha

[@honeyzen1942]

subscribed because of it

[@skrtskrt22]

made me choke on a doughnut 😂😩👌

[@WilliamMaranciMashups]

Hi, NASA Headquarters!

[@jcolespenis]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me stfu

[@mateo551]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me no

[@oh-ohstinky5819]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me of courseee...

[@enshen2190]

Hello SpaceX

[@eye7255]

69

[@isaacdavis2205]

Vanessa Hudgens is slowly going through mitosis and building a Vanessa Hudgens army

[@ImliterallyDylanLenivy]

1:20 - it shouldve been a business man falls in love with a small town man, or a business woman falls in love with a small town woman

[@tappyturtle]

gae people in my holiday rom com ?? impossible !!!!!!

[@tylerkochman1007]

Drew: "Emma Watson" Reality: Emma Roberts

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

Mom can we have Emma Watson No we have Emma Watson at home Emma Watson at home

[@Nik.No.K]

She’s knockoff Emma Watson

[@virginia_lace]

I thought I was losing my mind thank you

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

@@virginia_lace SAME holy shit

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

Drew: reality can be whatever I want it to be

[@walrusbehindyou9214]

I love how in these movies, they seem to have an infinite supply of small Europeans countries like its the 18th century.

[@jeyyran]

to be fair, as someone who lives in a small european country, we also have people who act like it's still the 18th century

[@ohhxcake5434]

@@jeyyran what do they do?

[@starrr365]

I love how they just took the "eg" out of Montenegro and made it *Montenaro*...?

[@SoWhosGae]

@@starrr365 I thought it was closer to Monte Carlo and Monaco since it's a small principality.

[@i.b.640]

There is a part of my country were grown men get panicky if you suggest women could participate in their Traditional winter Parades as anything but seamstresses for the costumes or cooking food for the practise runs. Subtly implying violence if some woman should dare. Because that would Show that (and this is a quote) she is a witch that once to spoil the season. (No of course they don't believe in witchcraft hahahaha it's just a saying, but seriously... women shouldn't participate)

[@KingOfSpadess]

10:00 “Green with envy” is a phrase invented by Shakespeare during the Renaissance era. And we’re supposed to believe this knight is from the Middle Ages?? So unrealistic 0/10

[@jonajo9757]

"Renaissance? Medieval era? Aren't those like, the same thing because of knights? Yeah definitely, let's make him spew some shakespeare mumbo while instead of a knight speak intangible middle english and learning to communicate with modern english speakers." Edit: Dear God, I didn't proof read this when I made it... Fuck it. I'm too lazy to correct it.

[@mischr13]

:)

[@ilovecairns5181]

Jona Jo do it

[@madeniquevanwyk]

You KNOW that any piece of media involving some past era won't actually represent that era in any sort of historically accurate way because that invloves _research_ you fool! They just speak in "Old Timey" and are confused by "selfies"

[@willjackson4596]

Good catch!

[@Saggydrip]

It’s that time of year again. Time to watch Danny Drew and Kurtis’ Christmas collection

[@memethyst]

im doing the same thing right now

[@monniewashere]

i thought the first “emma watson” was a joke but.... he just.... kept going

[@Katewatcheskdramas]

"He's like if a blank piece of paper was a person."

[@excuseu2563]

Lmao I just watched that video

[@bigyoshiofficial]

@@excuseu2563 its this vid stupid

[@camillecunningham7348]

Lol

[@excuseu2563]

@@bigyoshiofficial whoops I thought they were referencing something

[@dindjarin1023]

Ya I know😍😍😍😍

[@zz7733]

"He’s like if a blank piece of paper was a person." That’s perfect lmao

[@Jujuonyourvlorp]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me yes. I will give you a report ❤️

[@shineinstars]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me no ♥️

[@Bonk2006]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me no ❤️

[@colinsteadland]

The knight movie is the equivalent of having a really great dream where you fall in love and wake up right at the worst moment and you just sit there in bed for like 30 minutes