Monster Squad - Nostalgia Critic

[@TitaniumQuartz_]

before my pop passed away when I was little he would always tell me "if a monster tries to scare you, scare them back"

[@tazgamerplays]

I told my daughter the same thing.

[@jennikifm2]

So... how can we scare Trump?

[@elizabeth1703]

that's so cute

[@gavinarnold896]

Danielle Strauss Your pop has great advice.

[@kendalldalton3111]

R.I.P

[@dizzirablackrose]

Okay, but that scene with the German guy when he closed the door was actually pretty damn awesome. At least I thought it was. That just felt so powerful seeing that tattoo right after that line.

[@multilegolover]

You forgot to mention that the reason the military shows up is because the one kid sends a letter to them in crayon, which in my opinion, ties the whole piece together

[@alexthegreat8001]

red alert, we have a crayon letter, I repeat, call out the millitary, and the airforce, and prepare an airstrike incase we all die!

[@MegaKnight2012]

The kid wrote it using the food of the Marines. Of course they would take it as urgent

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

They were attracted to the scent of crayola

[@thedarkwolf9423]

"Dear Army guys..."

[@Independentfellow]

Reagans military invaded Grenada just to have something to do.

[@noraarcadia635]

Why is Frankenstein's Creature always portrayed as a lumbering oaf. In the original book he is very articulate and physically capable.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

Not to mention intelligent. Hollywood I guess. :/

[@VegetoStevieD]

in young frankenstein, he was portrayed as having good taste in violin music and also he had a huge cock

[@jackgrattan1447]

James Whale, the director of FRANKENSTEIN, was heavily influenced by German Expressionist films, specifically THE GOLEM, in which a gruesome statue is brought to life by a magical spell. The statue lumbers about in a manner very similar to Frankenstein's monster.

[@markuscriticus8278]

It makes sense in this case, since they are basing the monsters on old Universal Horror movies.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

Markus Criticus But he's asking why most old universal horror movies portray Frankenstein's unnamed monster as a dumb oaf.

[@NylaTheWolf]

I personally like the idea of Rudy being a cool kid wanting to hang out with the nerdy kids and join their club. I think him having his own little nerdy interest makes him more human

[@daftoptimist]

It’s like Joey Wheeler but somehow slightly less endearing.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

honestly i think he was more interested in the view, but there's not to say that he didnt want to nerd out even a little bit, it just wasnt his main focus.

[@macrussell78]

Exactly. I knew a jock or two that liked monster movies and would ask me to borrow my vhs"s of Godzilla movies as a kid.

[@NylaTheWolf]

@Jumpy Cat i never even seen this but im down! *fingerguns*

[@NylaTheWolf]

@@macrussell78 thats super wholesome!

[@JoeVincentPresents]

This is my favorite one that I've seen. Monster Squad is a forgotten 80s gem. You gotta do True Romance.

[@d-evilmc]

The Man Vincent in the house. Im a huge Boxing fan and I Love your vids,, not just the Boxing ones, their great. Glad to see your a fan on the Critic also. Man I Love the internet at times. Keep making magic.

[@MrSleepy677]

The director of this movie wrote a screenplay for a unmade 3D Godzilla movie.

[@Nigaki23333]

"Did the creatur from the Black Lagoon have hidden nards..." Rob predicted The Shape of Water xD

[@floridaman2806]

Eww eww eww god damn that scene was weird as hell

[@Rubber_Kappa]

Nigaki23333 what the crap

[@randalgraves6979]

Bogus Balls !!!!!! 😏😏

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

great movie.

[@wolfthornnholtzklau4913]

Hahahaha

[@illuminocalypse5210]

There's something just so offputtingly adorable about a 5 year old girl saying "come on, don't be chicken shits!" to a group of boys more than 2x her age XD I love that line :P

[@Aperture_science_test_subject]

The dark universe done right

[@casper6405]

Portal kid Power-up shhhhhhht we don't talk about that

[@asshat8892]

Ok, that’s sounds dumb and goofy, but if every dark universe movie was like this but more cryptic and had more subtle things like the German arm scene it would be great!

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Not since Monsters Inc. have I had my heart broken when that poor girl had to say goodbye to Frankenstein.😢

[@MineCraftDadnSon]

The Monster Squad. The 20 year anniversary edition is the best!

[@Sonichero151]

"Kitty?..." My heart: *Crying cat picture*

[@jimbackmann7808]

Frankenstein's *Monster* **

[@TheaterRaven]

12:54--(Referring to fictional creatures) "You sure know a lot about monsters." "Now that you mention it, I suppose I do." (We see he's a Holocaust survivor) Wow. Anyone else find that really moving? That gets me every time I see it.

[@noelwym123]

A little out of place in this movie but still with some meaning.

[@TheaterRaven]

Yeah, it's totally out of place in a cheesy kids' film about battling the Universal monsters, but it's such a shock when it DOES come up the audience reacts the exact way Doug does--"HOLY SHIT, MOVIE!" It's out of place, but deep nonetheless.

[@patrickcoyle5469]

Nowadays, yes. When I first saw it as a kid though, I had no clue because I didn't know what the numbers were about. It kind of goes to NC's point about out how oddly broad this movie's target audience is, because that line almost certainly went way over the head of any child who saw it. Not to mention bringing ACTUAL monstrosity in a movie about the mythical kind.

[@PerovNigma]

Oh, my god, I never realised it was a concentration camp ID number... It thought it said A -> Number, meaning that he was immortal and had trouble remembering his age.

[@ilopominecrafter]

TheaterRaven i aint seen this yet but i suppose it is moving once you actually understand what the numbers as opposed to.... critic suggesting pedophilia or lack of paper

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Technically, both the man and the monster are Frankenstein, since it was Victor's last name and the monster was effectively his child.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

@TheBrodsterBoy Did he later marry Hyper?

[@sketchydude8431]

@TheBrodsterBoy it's a reference to Devil Boner and Hyper Fangirl, two characters on channel awesome.

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@sketchydude8431 DEVIL BONER!

[@nullamor7992]

Because of Shape of Water, we now know the answer to "Did the Creature of the Black Lagoon have hidden nards?"

[@TBustah]

Ugh… someday, I hope that everyone will realize how horrible “Grinding Nemo” really was, or at least admit that it didn’t deserve Best Picture.

[@ladypool1404]

@@TBustah I found the story of a muted women and a water alien really good! Both are misundestood or insulted by others, they spend time and know each other; Eliza protected him from the villain and he fights him too; the musis was nice; the creature was made with practical effects like in del toro's Hellboy's movies. I like Shape of water 🙂

[@Karonis124]

So, the weird thing about Dracula shipping himself is... that's actually pretty accurate to the classic Bram Stoker. The original Count ships himself in a coffin filled with dirt to England, along with 49 other coffins filled with dirt, and then ships himself back to Transylvania after the heroes "sterilize" all but one of his coffins that were scattered around London.

[@theAngryscotman]

Funnily enough I never thought of that.

[@Karonis124]

It's a damn good book, if you ever have the chance to read it.

[@ienzio7795]

Pnevma Ton'Dason Is it bad that the only reason I know about Dracula is because of Overly Sarcastic Productions?

[@scottcharney1091]

@@ienzio7795 Depending on where you grew up, and/or how old you are, maybe not. I find it hard to imagine someone not knowing of the character Dracula, but then again it's a big world out there.

[@scottcharney1091]

@@Karonis124 Yeah, it's not exactly scary, but it's entertainingly creepy.

[@MrZashiratori]

*"My name..... (Racks shotgun like a badass).... is Horace!!!"*

[@a1z158]

opening himself up to the whole new line of name-calling, including "whore-ass"

[@funkyweapon1981]

Critic should have put the music from the first level of Doom after that!

[@CptainDeadpoo1]

@@funkyweapon1981 dude that would have been perfect

[@superstarultra28]

RIP Brent Chalem. Long live the legend of Fat Kid.

[@r.shanethompson7933]

A1Z1 Not until after he puts down that S&W 12 gauge.

[@aidankeogh9994]

"Its the greatest threat to an 80s boy team there is!" "Frankenstein?" "The Wolfman?" "GNARDS?" "Worse! Its... REALITY."

[@finelineguy8733]

“You have bills to pay, car insurance, house rent, student looooooans!”

[@cartooncritique6625]

Reality's a threat to everybody. 😆

[@AtOutoftheBlue]

I love how all these movies act as if a virgin is hard to find. You're in middle school. You have little siblings. If you weren't a virgin, I'd be concerned.

[@midnight_matter8707]

"Put simply: we lock the door." Never has a line been deleivered more perfectly blunt.

[@mgmguitar13]

Every halloween themeed movie that is reviewed has to be reviewed by The Token Troop

[@mgmguitar13]

*Themed

[@horrordisneygal1172]

The token club 😂. Reminds me of it 2017 especially the fat kid going food 😂

[@davidfalloutbandit]

I think this movie is EXACTLY what kids are like...does literally anyone remember being a kid at all.. it's like when we grow up we just expect are kid NOT to act the way we did when we were children. Yeah, you totally didn't do or say anything you shouldn't have behind you parent back or without their knowledge until you were old enough...suuuuuure you didn't

[@Gliscor101]

I....very much hope you didn't take naked pictures of a girl to blackmail her

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Federal agent Holton When I was little, I wrote my name on the bathroom mirror with toothpaste.

[@cheatboy111]

Gliscor101 Wait, you DIDN'T? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@polarbeargloves]

I think we found our weird confederate kid.

[@fredarok579]

That’s exactly how it was. I was constantly trying to swear and stealing stuff when I was little.

[@klimmr]

25:44 Um, Freddy Kreuger would like to have a word with you.

[@randalgraves6979]

The Safety Word is BITCH!!!!!

[@funkyweapon1981]

Welcome to Prime Time, BITCH!

[@gaybrahamlinkedin7923]

10- year old kid: Do you know any virgins? Me: Are you not a virgin?

[@gregorsamsa9264]

Virginity, and the purity therein, is a concept that, due to sexism, is associated primarily with women.

[@moviemaster7349]

oh fuck off

[@lollypopp4240]

The Critic TRUE

[@GIAP11977]

Desolark the Feathered Sand Serpent: only if it done wrong

[@zapruderofficial69]

Desolark the Feathered Sand Serpent What kind of woman bleeds when they lose their virginity?

[@paultownsley5521]

So this movie is basically stranger things before stranger things was a thing

[@Melvinshermen]

Paul Townsley kinda

[@DrDolan2000]

Before it was a *strange* thing

[@JJtoutcourt]

are you serious ? You're a millenials right ?

[@orlandobabe]

Paul Townsley I am late in the Strange Things party so can’t confirm that. I can say it’s more like a love child of Ghostbusters and the Goonies.

[@davewazawski9433]

It’s basically a stranger things that was actually made in the 80s

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

I thought i was the only one to have the Tim Curry twitch.

[@Pimped_poet]

Djizzle96 I have a Robert England twitch

[@livelybubbs6242]

What about the Eddie Murphy twitch?

[@jyoder1]

Clearly Tim Curry has it as well.

[@maxweltersworld2270]

I have a Jim Carrey twitch. I'm actually waiting for a second opinion from my doctor, he thinks I could have a Robin William twitch, but I really doubt it.

[@lukebaggins5004]

does the invisible man have invisible nards?

[@Samalamalamdam]

If he's invisible, every part of him is invisible.

[@robothot4746]

Samalamalamdam but we won't know if he has nards if they would be invisible

[@pedromdcc13]

So Many Freaking Questions!

[@CaptWesStarwind]

No.

[@marymisikov7332]

Does a nard monster have nards?

[@slyngn7847]

JonTron: "That's for reviewing food fight." Me: He also reviewed "Titanic: The Legend Goes On".

[@richardgerefanaccount4520]

Sly Ngn Jon must really hate NC if he is willing to lower the population of white people in america (something he has legitimately said is a bad thing because it will make brown people the majority)

[@dislike_button33]

Asperger Peddler So edgy XD. Also, it's a bad thing to lower the population of any race.

[@ellnats]

Jontron: yeah but that was years ago

[@thefreakmachine]

What the fuck is going on here?

[@zoltanz288]

It will take Jon about 20 years to get to that. Hes kinda slow.

[@dorkfish1275]

For the record: Alucard was an awesome anime vampire

[@albertschoise8091]

Canadaball anime is never awesome

[@dorkfish1275]

let me guess, I defend my opinion, you call me a weeb, then it turns to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. got it.

[@albertschoise8091]

Canadaball I’m sorry i didn’t know I said that. I apologise

[@dorkfish1275]

I have gotten into anime arguments before. I just posted how it usually goes.

[@albertschoise8091]

Canadaball sorry

[@stargazer3424]

The moment you realize they did make a commercial out of the Frankenstein scene... and critic reviewed that too

[@Mariokemon]

which one was it again?

[@RileyA.]

Star Gazer, a one piece fan. Eh?

[@Icalasari]

@@Mariokemon A Christmas commercial, I believe

[@fastestpuninthewest9932]

Should've called it the trope troop.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

The Token Club

[@t.lanfield1936]

I

[@teal_m_101]

The Token Trope Troop

[@robertcliffjr9339]

I love Tamera. "I was just peeing standing up..." There had to be several takes of that scene.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

See: "We've got to cut to horny Goku!". Dragonball Evolution review has the best bloopers.

[@Zimmy_1981]

She's my fav tbh. After NC but a damn close 2nd

[@smurfydude77]

13:14 It could be a phone number, given the formats used when he was a kid. Of course, he's clearly a holocaust survivor, but for the sake of Critic's innocent mind, it could be enough numbers to be a phone number.

[@VJK102]

Pretty sure someone looked up those six numbers in a certain somewhere

[@fairytaleandfablebooks]

Any of you guys catch Critic's review of The Boy in the Striped Pjama's?

[@novaduh]

That moment when this movie did better than the Dark Universe. Ouccchhh!

[@grecorobert97]

Opening music is like a parody of Van Halen's Jump, with some Power of Love in there. That's cool.

[@AMReed8]

Yeah, I second that!

[@funkyweapon1981]

Jump got me into rock music back when the album 1984 came out. I was three!

[@thegreen-sleevedmonster6483]

The Token Troop are weirdly reminiscent of the principal cast of "Stranger Things"...

[@LupineShadowOmega]

Why wouldn't they? They're literally an homage to the 80s and the token troop are just a riff on how upfront Monster Squad is with those 80s tropes. It works even with not upfront movies, like say the Goonies or The Sandlot.

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

Instead of the movie they're actually reviewing, which would have made more sense

[@legoravdavidson1473]

The mummy wouldn't have nards, they take those and other organs off/out and put them in jars near the body during burial.

[@scienceandmusic4295]

Legorav Davidson 👍🏻

[@thegayghost872]

They take out your internal organs, but not your nards

[@kartoonkid711]

Legorav Davidson so he has Decapitated Nards?! Whoa! Even cooler!!!

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

If the heart in the jar is still beating then does that mean the nards still work?

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Jareth The Goblin King no blood though and the nards are off the body :/

[@LadyOnikara]

For future reference, if you run into a werewolf, aim for the nards. Unless Dracula had him neutered, usually a wolfman has nards.

[@leolordful]

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that the Wolfman most definitely has Nards.... what? Why are you looking at me like that? OH LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED!

[@ezelfrancisco5618]

14:47 Yes, there is a Phantom of the Opera that can actually sing. We call him Ramin Karimloo

[@ezelfrancisco5618]

Victor Riquelme Check out the 25th anniversary of PotO

[@isobelduncan]

Google him. He even had a cameo in the 2004 as well, although really he should've had the lead role.

[@simonwoods7112]

Yes, Ramin is my man!!!

[@retro6416]

Or the Phantom in Mario+Rabbids.

[@CaptWesStarwind]

Well what about his nards?

[@aidanumpherson]

"Charts!"

[@ErinMartyFreeman]

...But, the chart says...

[@liamwebster3862]

+Erin Marty Freeman TO HELL WITH THE CHART

[@ErinMartyFreeman]

but, the chart SAYS...

[@liamwebster3862]

Erin Marty Freeman *pushes chart to floor*

[@AppetiteForIllusions]

Shits on chart.

[@ddrlear]

The 2 best lines from Monster Squad: "Creature stole my twinkie." "Wolfman's got nards!"

[@funkyweapon1981]

I miss 80's Twinkies.

[@Matt_Bright_1983]

I gotta say that I love it when Drac blows up the tree house and as he's walking away he says "meeting adjourned" or something like that (it's been a minute). That was pretty boss

[@FuzzyPuppet]

That No Girls bit was priceless!!!!!!

[@warbird333]

Yeah, but I was distracted by the sudden hand that appeared in the bottom right corner at the 7:09 mark.

[@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864]

warbird333 That’s Tamara.

[@hrrproductions553]

i still don't understand why you didn't review any power ranger toys could you do that please?

[@e-ratic8568]

What is your channel

[@randalgraves6979]

We’re talking NARDS !!!!

[@victheguru2119]

What happens in monster squad does not stay in monster squad. Why? Cuz stranger things have happened.

[@ruick78]

its a joke.

[@Lishadra]

I heard Stranger Things and now I'm invested

[@darthsader7089]

Bu-Dun Tsss

[@fuzzysweater12]

I like pie

[@josephcage7955]

AYY!!!

[@Kenny-wr3ky]

Well sesame street is on HBO now so yeah

[@Sonichero151]

Elmo sends his regards......

[@NathanTheMovieNerd]

Appa is the cute pet?!?! HELL YEAH!!!

[@KodahSmith]

What are we, some kinda Monstaaar Skwaaad?

[@Dragonrider1227]

“Does that mean there’s a Phantom of the opera that can sing?” Yes. His name is Ramin Karmaloo

[@orlandobabe]

You know? They never featured ghosts in this.

[@chelsiesies2371]

This is a story about a group of, like, 12 year olds. Shouldn't they ALL be virgins?

[@Samalamalamdam]

They assumed the virgin had to be a girl.

[@chelsiesies2371]

That makes sense.

[@PerovNigma]

Virginity, and the connoted purity, are more often associated with females.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

+Joseph Simpson BULLSHIT.

[@IamARobot7]

I guess maybe Rudy could have a chance not too. He IS the oldest one there 0.o...

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

The Reality Monster looks fucking awesome! Great job guys!

[@melissasmith2269]

+Sonic And Mario Plush Studios "Women are evil" "Oh men are evil" lol

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

They must have had to cut a lot of jokes(or lines for that joke) just to choose. Things like(in rob voice) "My taste in entertainment is different than yours, so I'm clearly smarter"

[@thekillermanmurphyshow4410]

Nati Per Perdere he does I'm kinda sad

[@AshleyBonilla]

Yes. :)

[@SomeBlokeOrWhatever]

But does the Reality Monster have Reality Gnards?

[@PrincessJinx100]

Not gonna lie the second "Mummy came in my house" got a solid chuckle out of me

[@musicsmoviesofficial]

I like Nostalgia Critic

[@TasmanianFilm]

I like halloween

[@brianmcminn6173]

I like weather

[@franman781]

I like cows.

[@simonhamelink3590]

i like trains

[@natmackey9692]

I like cars.

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

Alucard? Ooooo Intergra's gonna be pissed you're not in Hellsing...

[@manwitha12plan_6]

Integra: ALUCARD! STOP CROSSING INTO DIFFERENT MOVIE UNIVERSES AND GET BACK TO YOUR DAMN MISSION!!! Alucard: LET ME HAVE MY 80's NOSTALGIA!!

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Alucard, go back to Castlevania! Alucard: LET ME SEE WHY PEOPLE HAVE 80’S NOSTALGIA!!!

[@3mberrose588]

He’s out on a midnight walk

[@wolfiedabrony1802]

Pretty sure he'd just say, BITCH I EAT PEOPLE

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

An Affably Unspeakable Evil God, if I ever see a member of Team Four Star, I'm showing them what you typed!

[@disappointedoptimist8659]

"Can I please join your collective midlife crisis" XD

[@sketchydude8431]

"I'm sorry tamara, but as you may read, No Girls, backwards S on the empathise.

[@sebastianemond5313]

"Yeah, you'd just priss up our boys club with flowers or something." "Yeah, f#*& flowers!" "YEAAH!!" "You guys aren't even boys. Most of you are in your f#*&ing 30s!"

[@Bigbirdiscool]

I’ll be the virgin gamer

[@XXpettywigginsXX]

Nervous Tim Curry twitch?

[@cavareenvius7886]

"Wah-Ha! Wah-Ha! Wah-Ha! Good i love Tim Curry XD

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

“Is Frankenstein the name of the monster, or the guy who made him?” “The guy” “Right” Immediately leaves P.s. Fat Kid all the way

[@Wis_Dom]

25:08 Dracula vs the cops sequence was like Ken from "Fist Of The North Star!"

[@rustyshackleford6906]

8:00 i love that even Appa has been turned into Tim Curry

[@EspaALSC]

18:37 The Shape of Water answered that one for you buddy.

[@krisk9147]

It's great to see this back up. One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic videos and it introduced me to an amazing movie

[@scroseFE]

I literally went aaaaaaw when I saw the mascot. Right before its headline showed up.

[@melsnow989]

19:36 this Tamara moment melt my heart every time! AWWWW!!! SHE'S SOOO ADORABLE I CAN'T TAKE IT! ITS TOO CUTE!!!

[@munashigesama6228]

Why the heck Malcom always plays black guys?

[@skullybonesgamingawesome2544]

Because he's black and it's not racism cuz if you wanna black kid you get somebody who looks the part

[@abunchofletters9507]

I don't think anybody would like a black guy doing white face...

[@NewPaulActs17]

because whiteface is a thing.

[@abunchofletters9507]

+NewPaulActs17 Technically it could be a thing...

[@virusbustermack]

And yet we always see white guys doing different color faces.

[@chappyslaphappy1578]

I keep hearing "Garry German guy."

[@kobalt_ren01]

That's his business card. Garry: German Guy.

[@fredarok579]

“I have a delivery for a Mr. Germanguy?” “It’s pronounced GehrMANgoy!”

[@emberneko8640]

3:50 i had the same issue in my middle school. I use to draw a lot in class and i got in trouble all the time for it. The teachers would say things like: "it's nice but we're not in art class" or "if i see you draw again, i will confiscate your sketch book" (as if that was gonna stop me from drawing...) they would even write on my report card "she's a good student, doesn’t disturb the class but she needs to stop drawing and pay attention". But the thing is i DID listen: drawing in class made me focus more! But the teachers never believed me... To be fair i was in a french catholic private school and i don't know if it would have been the same if i was in a public school... I've never stopped drawing!

[@sin_decent]

Did anyone else cry when Frankenstein got sucked into the portal?

[@andreavasquez4355]

Clank I’m pretty sure everyone with a soul did

[@lolcasttheo]

i love the jontron cameo in the intro

[@teknowhale]

No you didnt

[@lyrechasanewchannel.thison106]

+Techno Whale you don't know me

[@Arklay_98]

+Techno Whale ha that will teach him from having an opinion

[@Zaqinabox]

Is it really a cameo if he's all I can think about the entire video?

[@MforMovesets]

It's unrealistic. If Jontron would be in your house, you wouldn't say "Get out of my house" but "Holy shit want a beer?"

[@jyoder1]

"Why would he want to join a monster club" immediately next clip showing him spying on the neighbor, explaining why he joined.

[@tinyj4520]

The only thing better than token Black Malcolm is Black Willy Wonka.

[@TheDragon803]

Wanna get REALLY drunk? Take a shot every time someone says "80's."

[@Maxiz60]

TheDragon803 nah i choose life

[@megamarsonic]

You tryin to kill us!?

[@theonlychickensama8353]

TheDragon803 hmm tempting... 🤔

[@aidan.2263]

TheDragon803 that’s even more deadly than the Stephen King drinking game!

[@kanniekosplayyes2799]

that's 17 shots of Pepsi :D

[@terrorcop101]

You have to appreciate the little homages they slip in, like Frankenstein meeting a little girl and Dracula having three brides.

[@Lars_E_Mou]

"Boys... The time is almost up." "It's your last chance for pie." I freaking love that line. It kills me. XD XD XD

[@blahlbinoa]

Monster Squad is awesome!

[@cameronporter2055]

blahlbinoa yes!!!

[@bh5073]

blahlbinoa yesss

[@ryanhansen2477]

The South will rise again

[@hhhhrtethey6146]

Yessss

[@enderz84]

Love this movie its all amazing!

[@kriticalitylives]

I love that when they twitch they all have Tim Curry faces.

[@EugeneTay69]

This video is too good to have so few viewers. it super well done. comedic timing and all.

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

Eugene Tay the lame ass skit kills it

[@azzy8198]

I cried. I cried alot at when Frankenstein had to go.

[@ASLB247]

You guys aren't living in reality....you poor poor souls.

[@everettvonscott]

+ASLB247 what does "living in reality" have to do with being invested into the fiction you watching/reading?

[@hoarsebard]

Frankenstein('s Monster :p) was actually incredibly accurate in this movie, personality wise. Never wanted to hurt anyone, just lonely and terrifying to look at. Victor Frankenstein was a tool who couldn't even be arsed to name the thing he created. You should read the original if you haven't, it deserves it's reputation.

[@musikforkveld]

He's called Adam isnt he?

[@hoarsebard]

Takarakara Nope, Victor just locked him in a room and never gave him a name.

[@NielsIsTaken]

12:57 I watched this movie when I was a kid and said at that moment "mom why are there numbers?" She didn't tell me for a while

[@Hoshcof]

21:17 So Reality is just the aliens from Signs?

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

*WELL THE CHART SAYS*

[@Maxiz60]

Victor Riquelme PRAISE THE CHARTS!!!

[@NightfallShadow]

7:59 - Oppa became the cat king from The Cat Returns during the nervous twitch.

[@ACDC-Productions]

The Reality monster's face is constantly changing.

[@rouka120]

That guy that plays Dracula reminds me of Jared Leto's performance in Suicide Squad.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

He could be Dracula, he's good at creepy villains, as anyones who's seen Blade Runner 2049 would know.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

6:55 "Can i be part of your collective mid-life crisis?" There are so many reasons why i love that joke

[@UltramanTiga96]

That cool kid looks like young version of T-800.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

The T-80’s kid?

[@UltramanTiga96]

@@jacksongibbs8998 I was actually referring to the Terminator played by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@jacksongibbs8998]

YT YT I was only making a joke about what model Terminator the cool kid would be.

[@UltramanTiga96]

@@jacksongibbs8998 it's ok we all like to make a joke on KZbin

[@misteridiot]

ITS SOMEBODYS PHONENUMBER! *All the while, token black guy is just... smiiiiiling away!~*

[@blackdragons8011]

@Kyle Fratini tbh I'm german and i don't get it. But probably has something to do with Nazis

[@hopefulhyena3400]

"You're not a virgin are you?" "Well, Steve, but he doesn't count!" Steve, in the corner: wow ok thanks

[@fallingleaf5859]

So it's the Castlevania Alucard or Hellsing Alucard?

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Falling Leaf Either way, I wanna go for a walk.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Falling Leaf nah just Dracula trying to gooo... Incognito...

[@fredarok579]

Actually, it’s the Son of Dracula Alucard.

[@SmashTom]

The movie might be dated, but it's awesome to watch still. And the part where Frankenstein's monster goes away is actually a little touching :'(

[@falkofscrum]

"Geeky kid" "Charts" I LOVE IT !!!

[@deadcool3227]

23:23 of course he does cuz the only thing that can kill a werewolf is silver

[@gabriellaschmitt4487]

“Half of Spencers clearance costumes r running a muck” made me L-O-L too much 😆

[@Th3_HP]

15:24 I love How Malcolm is the only one smiling while every one is in deep thought

[@sammylane21]

Should have saved this for HALLOWEEN.

[@ohamatchhams]

This released on the Halloween event 2 years ago on different channel lol

[@louisduarte8763]

22:20 "Oh my God! He killed the black guy!" "You bastard!"

[@RaymLovesEggs]

Pepsi: Know Any Virgins? Coke: Got Any...Coke? .

[@Potterphile731]

10:08 No, the funniest thing is that Dracula was looking for Van Halen's diary instead of Van Helsing's diary

[@mikeus69]

7:29 just the best Tim Curry cameo I’ve ever seen

[@michealthomas4331]

14:11 they know that Frankenstein's monster accidentally DROWNED a LITTLE GIRL in the book, right?

[@Mr110074]

@@michealthomas4331 NO. In the book he saved a girl from drowning, her dad didn’t see this and accused the monster of trying to hurt her. You are thinking about the 1931 movie.

[@samflood5631]

18:03-Just like Denji from Chainsaw Man once said, “When I fight a dude, it’s nuts or nothing!”

[@NY4Life]

Jason always gets funny lines and turns them into gold

[@markuzthe0ne]

What's funny is, the whole Alucard is Dracula thing is kind of an old trope. I don't think it started here.

[@cobaltisnotreal7581]

It's depressing how many people are asking about the number tattoo

[@cobaltisnotreal7581]

***** Hard to say these days.

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Nitswah Don't know what you're talking about, My English teacher went over it more than actually teaching English.

[@LightbladeRiulo]

Same. WW2 was practically a whole thing we studied on in English in Freshman of high school.

[@lepsonical4763]

I haven't learned it yet in school,but I will learn at the end of the school year.

[@caelvanir8557]

It's a bit hard to see.

[@sincitysinner9239]

No bullshit, that fucking "reality" bills monster was legit creepy as fuck, lol. Good Fucking make up job or whatever you used to create that fucker. I was watching this review with my 6 year old niece and she was all into the review and wasn't scared by the monsters in the movie, she was digging Dracula and the wolfman and the mummy, and she really liked Frankensteins monster, but when that bill monster came on screen I could tell it kinda spooked her because she scooted up to me and tensed up, but when that Fucking thing started talking, she closed her eyes and begged me to skip ahead, lol. It's pretty funny that your review of a movie called "Monster Squad" the thing that scared my niece the most was the cheaply created bill monster, LMFAO. Good video Doug, I Fucking love your channel and have been subscribed since 2013, and have seen almost all your reviews twice. I especially dig your Stephen King reviews. I've always been a really big King fan and started reading his books as a teenager, but I have always hated that for some reason someone in the 90's thought taking his violent, disturbing, and dark stories and turning them into primetime network television miniseries. I Fucking hate all of his bullshit 90's miniseries, especially IT because that was my favorite King book and they absolutely destroyed it trying to water it down and censor it enough to put it on primetime ABC. I can't wait for the R rated theatrical release later this year. Even if it is a bad movie, anything will be infinitely better than that horse shit. Also, The Stand was a great book with a bullshit miniseries. Is there ever gonna be a Nostalgia Critic episode on The Stand? I would love to see you do an episode on the Stand. I can't believe there isn't one already. The Stand is one of Kings more popular books, and it is also one of the worst miniseries. Is there a particular reason that NC hasn't done a Stand episode? He's done the tommyknockers, The Langoliers, and IT. I want to see a NC on the Stand and also Desperation. That miniseries was laughably bad, lol. The one bright spot about IT was Tim Curry's pennywise, but Desperation also has a overly cheesy great villian in Ron Perlman. Watching Clay Morrow over act as a possessed small town cop is fucking awesome, lol. Ron Perlman makes that entire series watchable the same way Tim Curry did.

[@grapeman43]

Jason Bowman OOOoOOoh nobody gives a shit

[@panosa7x416]

Jason Bowman dont listen to that fuck this is hilarious

[@lollypopp4240]

SinCity Sinner holy shit you wrote alot, but I agree lol

[@caelvanir8557]

That's because the scariest thing in anyone's life is... reality.

[@SkyDellinger]

SinCity Sinner shit dude. Too many words