Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 - Nostalgia Critic & AVGN

The Angry Video Game Nerd joins the Nostalgia Critic to take on the Michael Bay produced mess-terpeice.
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[@thescarecrowman]

Every show from the 80s was a toy commercial.

[@dadeleemurphy85]

no duh scarecrow. go back to arkham you dink.

[@thesaxophonist343]

And the 90s. Especially the 90s

[@thesaxophonist343]

@amerdding2021MA it did

[@ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472]

† ScaƦecrøW † at least they were good commercials

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Pretty much

[@MTheGrey]

"Do you see her right in front of you?" "No..." "Then she's been kidnapped." I would've thought it was Peach without any context.

[@toxicdemon1315]

Eh, it works for most damsels in distress.

[@knightofoctober]

*Zelda

[@RaikanGinro]

@@knightofoctober at least she can protect herself

[@LittleAl016]

@@knightofoctober To Zelda's credit, she's never the same person every time. And the Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, and The Wind Waker versions only got kidnapped in the end of their own games, getting caught off guard. Phantom Hourglass has her rushing headlong into danger without backup. The Twilight Princess version surrendered to Zant, fearing for Hyrule's safety. And the Breath of the Wild version wasn't kidnapped at all, but is directly fighting against Ganon.

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@LittleAl016 Thanks. To add to that, the Spirit Tracks Zelda's _body_ gets kidnapped, while her spirit becomes Link's partner and helps Link throughout the game, and she is easily the most useful companion Link has had in any Zelda game. At the end of the game, it's her and Link _together_ that beat the final boss and plunge the sword into the villain's forehead.

[@tuckerraschdorf8742]

I love when the Critic and the Nerd do episodes together.

[@romanbrown2029]

It's epic

[@spookypooky1362]

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[@andresacosta7885]

@@spookypooky1362 What’s this?

[@theorangeguy6704]

@@spookypooky1362 I agree

[@jacksonblum6985]

Like : out of the shadows NC With Angry Video Game Nerd Nostalgia Critic Featuring. Black Nerd

[@matthewhancox4389]

The thing that sucks about this review, is that when it came over to the UK they swapped Critic’s nunchaku for a grappling hook.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

They also called it Thirty Something Movie Critic. Apparently Nerd is a curse word in Britain, don't ask me.

[@crowumin5318]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 yikes if that is not complete toss I don't know what is

[@michaeliv284]

Yet they let him keep his gun. Inconsistent hypocrites

[@Predator20357]

@@michaeliv284 could’ve been a BB gun

[@mariairlete6754]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 What, WHAT? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

[@gaming4life106]

I want a TV Show called Thirty Something Nerdy Critics.

[@NeroCM]

you're watching it. It's called Nostalgia critic.

[@rsanmi]

I want it to

[@TheRilluma]

you are not the only one! i would watch it!

[@thecuriousspiritofopportun1144]

For the first split second I read the word thirty I thought it said thirsty. I frickin' cracked myself up at that, "Thirsty Something Ninja Critics." God.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

James is approaching 40, isn't he?

[@ashfire9307]

05:54 You don't f* ck with CHIN!

[@yaboitucktuck5952]

nice one

[@petewadesays12]

To kill all 2.1 billion ugly fuckin reds

[@thestwinner680]

Chin Chew!

[@EKOddLink]

SEND IN SUPER WEAPON DILL CLINTON

[@sickcxnt9444]

You don't fuck, with a moose, throwing BOMBS!

[@AskDr.Stupid]

When Whoopi says "Ok, get out", it's delivered so well. Cracks me up every time.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

I also loved it because after being explained about four 6 foot giant turtles are walking around the city and only one person saw them, with no evidence to back it up while running a news company, I would also say the same thing

[@aaronbradley430]

Same

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

It took me entirely too many viewings to realize “Thirty-Something Nerdy Critics” was referring to their ages, not how many of them there are.

[@gezi5927]

Big brain

[@B.K.J]

It's ok. It took you saying that for me to get it

[@raccoon3271]

math is fun

[@damarvelousone]

Brainlet.

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

I thought ‘something’ was because they couldn’t think of a word

[@jameswhiteii9129]

"Mommy, is he flicking us off or pointing up?" "Pointing UP YOURS!" XD

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

dude their are kids in the audience for shame the soccer moms are complaing, you obvoiusly need to use this bull horn!

[@belewgm]

"Pumba, not in front of the kids!"

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

Oh Sorry

[@gabe_s_videos]

Where can I get an official version of "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics?"

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

Do you have a deviantart account?

[@AMPdotcom]

The black market

[@jaycerrito3142]

Meanwhile in Europe and other markets, "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics" is known as "Thirty Something Geeky Critics"

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

By paying a lot of money for their Patreon I think ...

[@justyouraveragegeek548]

There is it called KZbinr trolls

[@jbourbon3734]

24:40-25:41 Am I the only one who actually liked Channel Awesome's elevator scene remix?

[@yahnibmartin4376]

i like it since it had some jerk with a camera

[@connorking4201]

I loved that segment

[@rickyrosay33977]

The “go ninja go ninja” guy was singing like his life depends on it

[@aaronbradley430]

No I love it wish it would have been a little bit longer

[@ImMarcusLive]

its the best part to be.

[@k-boi420]

Ah my favorite TMNT episode "Episode related pun"

[@lucasgibbs4050]

Didn’t you just love that episode?

[@Loophole23742]

I never got why the turtles were so big in this movie. They looked like Rocksteady and Beebop. In the cartoons they were shorter than April. They were between 4"9 and 5"2 which made more sense why it would take all 4 fighting at the same time to take down their biggest opponents. It also made sense how they could sneak around the sewers and go unnoticed being small. I think they might of been even smaller in the books, like between 3 and 4 ft.

[@BenDowdy]

Between this and the Xmen flicks, it's like being short is a no- no.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

Hollywood refuses to hire any little people other than Peter Dinklage or Warwick Davis, so they decided to go for taller. that being said even the live action movies had her height, which i definitely didnt mind, but yeah 6+ ft turtles is a bit overboard... which is expected, it's a Michael Bay movie.

[@stanstanstan2597]

I didn’t mind. At this point we’ve left the realm of realism entirely, we have a team of turtle Bros who walk on two legs and know martial arts from their rat sensei/dad.

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@BenDowdy If you're referring to Wolverine, it was a case of acting over appearance; I don't think anyone will argue that Hugh Jackman wasn't perfect for the role... in every way other than being a full foot taller than the character. They tried to make him seem smaller in the first film with different camera angles, but it really didn't work so they gave up.

[@rtxsfm4626]

Wolverine: first time?

[@austinboylan5476]

These two should get together again to review the sequel!

[@austinboylan5476]

I totally called it ;)

[@starsavior506]

haha

[@RpGfreak901]

They are! Hopefully they use this intro again!

[@Commander_Tarnum]

With Andre (Black Nerd).

[@brianshafer1166]

Austin Boylan Hbnhbjfjfvnj

[@wrestlingisreal1702]

"Mommy is he flicking us off or pointing up?" "POINTING UP YOURS!" Best line from nerd yet 👌🏼

[@mc.blizzard9319]

Uh... stolen?

[@nightmareeclipse8383]

you don’t understand, we are hunting turtles, I INTEROGATED A RAT!

[@monteljguzman9614]

Nightmare Eclipse you have been smoking

[@GalenNight]

Montel J Guzman Why’re we still listening to this?

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

@@GalenNight THIS IS YOUR FAMILIY!

[@GalenNight]

LucasBRMemelord888 And you’re the drunk uncle that beats up the rodent section at PetSmart

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

@@GalenNight Foot clan! DESTROY THEM!

[@Thevagrant79]

I was not prepared to see Tamara dressed as April...

[@liaminator4950]

We were all too young...

[@darksupersaiyangoku]

You have to admit,she is very cute as her :3

[@spaghettitaco9316]

Lol i thouth she was doopiedoover

[@SireDandelion]

darksupersaiyangok

[@nightmareeclipse8383]

Thyran Gumm honestly I expected it to be malcom

[@gideonaigner1160]

"She gets a tip from Chef Ramsey." 😆

[@mwizachihana9551]

27:03. -Pizza is good. -Pizza is right. -Pizza is the BEST thing I ever had!!

[@Alejandroigarabide]

I just now realise that "Eric Sachs" is an englishation of "Oroku Saki". Mind blown.

[@Abbaschand]

I caught it the first time, and I thought, "Shit, does that mean Eric Sacks is Shredder?". Nope. If I remember, they were planning to do that, but then decided to change the script, making Oroku Saki and Rick Sacks different people.

[@GothMermaidGamer]

Well hell, they should have just stuck with that idea instead of pussing out and editing in a few shots of a Japanese dude

[@Alejandroigarabide]

@@Abbaschand Indeed, it was the original idea.

[@mrrunodan8119]

@@GothMermaidGamer maybe Fichtner could voice Shredder in a TMNT cartoon

[@kadosho02]

@@mrrunodan8119 I'm beginning to wonder if that might happen in Shredder's Revenge 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 🍕

[@isetmfriendsofire]

The intro to this video is honestly a masterpiece, guys!

[@lacinecotina866]

i just love how he says "then she's been kidnapped"

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

That and the way he says "The Christ has spoken" before just disappearing

[@wingsandash]

"Even his daughter got out fine and she's, like, half his age!" --- ---Wait, what? (Love this video).

[@lukewright9031]

Most importantly... How did someone flush a Ninjistu book down the toilet and eventually into the sewer?

[@UltimateGamerCC]

must've been one of those industrial strength toilets.

[@matthewmuir8884]

Maybe it got left on the street and washed down one of the drainage holes?

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@@matthewmuir8884 i could see that, but honestly they should've stuck to the original idea that the first live action movie depicted, it was less improbable than a book of ninjitsu getting washed down a sewer drain.

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@UltimateGamerCC I should probably point out at this point that I know next to nothing about this franchise and have never watched/read/played/owned a toy of any of it; I watched this video because, "Hey, this review's probably hilarious."

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@@matthewmuir8884 really? well dayum, first time i ran into anyone that doesnt know about this franchise, kinda refreshing.

[@nosoyarkano7624]

I might be a dumbass but is the voice change and glasses change a reference to the animated 80's show's constant errors?

[@mitchfletcher2386]

NosoyArkano Yes.

[@bleedingminds]

Actually it's a deep commentary on the jews

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

bleedingminds that's racist.......I think.

[@dorkfish1275]

@@OfficerFriendly2006 not really, jews aren't a race

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Canadaball thanks for telling me.

[@josiahjenksisawesome]

That closing speech was beautiful *Wipes away tear of awe*

[@szpecter558]

josiah jenks What was the song they used?

[@thefreakmachine]

28:30 "But, we took them that seriously". That's beacuse we were kids. And also nerds. Nerdy kids we were, nerdy guys we are now.

[@amon6109]

25:57 Close enough. 10-10 is code for "Fight in progress"

[@4O4Hime]

*_I need more of the two of them_*

[@journalofawriter3650]

+ReyemMailliw true

[@bieloco1]

That's what she said!

[@JavaIsnom]

don't we all? ;_;

[@pokemonstargo2603]

+Brandon Panek same here

[@Gojiragon]

Andre meadows and jeremy jahns?

[@StacheHand]

Imagining the sequel to this once Out of the Shadows comes out: (The Critic contacts the Nerd) Critic: "Hey, Nerd." Nerd: "Yeah? Oh. What do you want this time?" Critic: "The new Ninja Turtles sequel came out and i'm reviewing it this week. Shall we go another round, for old time's sake?" Nerd: "Oh, now that you've mentioned it, that reminds me. I want to ask you something." Critic: "What?" Nerd: "I was wondering, do you know how to spell "fuck off"?" Critic: "Oh, that's F-U.... wait a minute! Don't back out on me!" Nerd: "Go away! I can't take another shitty Turtles movie! My intelligence almost had a meltdown from sitting through the last one, i'm not going back!" Critic: "But Turtles fans have to stick together, and as avid fans, it is our obligation to join forces once again and finish what we started togeth-" (the Nerd interrupts the Critic's sentence by appearing out of nowhere, right next to him, and punching him in the face) Nerd: "Leave me out of it!" Critic: "God damn it... your intelligence may not have melted down, but your manners sure have. Ow." Nerd: "You're one to talk, you asshole." Critic: "It's just one more time, jackass." Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd and Critic: (beat) "Jackasshole!" Critic: "You know what? You're here now, so we might as well get started!" Nerd: "Fuck that! I have better things to do, like taking a golden shower while wrapped in electricity cables!" Critic: "Well, if it's that much better to do, why don't you?" Nerd: "Right now? I will!" Critic: "Good!" Nerd: "Great! You're on your own this time!" Critic: "Go ahead! I don't need you!" (The Critic sits back down on his chair in frustration and disappointment) Nerd: (from outside) "Damn!" Critic: "What a bitter guy." (takes out a bag of pork rinds to eat)

[@splatoon4life776]

u r a genius

[@thestwinner680]

Let's just wait and see their second impression, you know after they cool down from the nostalgia and excitement that Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang were in the movie, no matter *how* BADLY exploited. Also, Casey Joke!

[@the1tacoirvin]

the new one is just tranformer 4 age of extican of this franchise if your pay attiemtion its very VERY simaler to it

[@charlieben3354]

KingRaikou this is too long for me to read

[@applelon]

KingRaikou this is true artwork

[@HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming]

For real though, the 2012 Nickelodeon tmnt show is actually AMAZING

[@gezi5927]

It’s good for a kids show, but I prefer 2003

[@HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming]

@@gezi5927 I’m only saying it’s amazing because that’s what I grew up on so I’m not gonna fight u about which version is better

[@gezi5927]

dude i’m not arguing with you i was just saying my preference

[@Saltyaf38]

It is

[@evergreenlady784]

It is. It really is. 😁

[@MrNickster115]

25:40 did you really have to cut away from that masterpiece? Go ninja, go ninja GO!

[@elijahscott3562]

Which video was that when he said go ninja go? 25:24

[@MrNickster115]

@@elijahscott3562Your questions as good as mine on that one 😭

[@battlegeekplus]

We had a great time making our cameo at 25:19 along with the other producers! We'll spread the word to have people visit this channel now!

[@Clarissa_Star]

20:44 I INTERROGATED A RAT! The delivery of that line just got me laughing out loud... Maybe it's the way it's delivered.

[@zoozoo5241]

I know it’s way to fucking late but sameeeeee

[@dannyblantom5243]

14:58 Better question- Who the hell throws away a book on frickin ninjitsu?!! And all those weapons?!?!

[@topcoppelion6626]

The weapons probably Illegal smuggling.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

5:41 AVGN (NC's voice): It makes no sense NC (AVGN's voice): Wait, did my voice come outta your mouth? AVGN (Normal voice): Yeah, that was weird.

[@JageshemashFTW]

26:40 Uh... Did they cut out a joke? I remember a bit where they joke that Raphael would be speaking really fast to match the speed of the crane falling?

[@cng507]

Oh, I finally found someone else who noticed. I was looking for that too

[@PixxieAlexx]

Same I was just thinking that! I wonder why they took it out

[@gradybrown9301]

I have been wondering the same thing and I really wanna know why

[@jordirapper]

Copyright reasons. The long audio was the problem

[@MRAxel1900]

Mándela Effect

[@MforMovesets]

Imagine these Turtles as big buff black stereotype gangsters with bald heads and short noses, then think back to the racist Transformers back in Transformers 2 and it will blow your mind.

[@szpecter558]

28:08 Someone please tell me the name of that song to send me a link to it at least!!!

[@casualcyberguy1314]

MforZorro | Movesets OH MY GOOOOOOOD

[@dcarterm8371]

MforZorro | Movesets You’re giving me ideas!

[@KangaKucha]

MforMovesets didn't NC do that in his review of the original movies?

[@gabopr1365]

How?

[@michellewarns2778]

19:01 Dude, it would be almost like a ninja version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

[@danielrules-espinal]

All that team is missing is the Easter Bunny from Rise of the Guardians and you got yourself an awesome bunny team!

[@LadyOnikara]

I'd watch it! (If the turtles actually looked like turtles. I guess I'm a hardcore Jim Henson fan.)

[@PaladinGear15]

The scene in the lift is seriously one of the best scenes ever in any movie, it fully embodies the turtles. They know they might be walking into their deaths, but Mikey's there to do something silly and lift their spirits.

[@bluepterosaur]

Furry

[@joeyteter9383]

"Hey guys! You wanna come with us to ancient Japan with this time traveling stick?" Lmao

[@Joker3384]

23:58 Why does Santa Christ look like a Smurf? XD

[@wingriddenmartyr]

Shadow clone jutsu!

[@KamenRiderSeiryuXV0]

Santa Christ becoming a sensei. lol

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

Because he has died for all our sins... ...But he also likes pancakes!

[@ryudragonuv]

Because in that scene he's an astral-projection. Much like back in the 1988 live-action movie when Splinter--long ensnared by the Foot--appeared to Leo and the others on April's farm while meditating together to speak to them. Know you references!

[@Probablylani]

Will 2139 "No! Onions!"

[@codyflake3080]

Okay I call bs on the book crap. I’ve watched the shows and movies(except these for good reason) and plenty of things were changed but one thing that stayed pretty much the same was that Splinter already knew Ninjitsu before meeting the turtles. In the early series the reason is because he is Master Yoshi mutated into a rat, in the movies he learned ninjitsu from Master Yoshi. That part was essential to the how the turtles become Ninjas and Bay’s way around that is a freaking book?

[@agentepolaris4914]

That's the only flaw of the film

[@LadyOnikara]

Also, who would drop a cool Japanese martial arts book into the sewer.

[@zanderblankenship3849]

@@LadyOnikara Someone who couldn’t read Japanese?

[@LadyOnikara]

@@zanderblankenship3849 Hmm... Maybe. I would at least give it a good try first.

[@gdbaradit]

17:35 "Fuck that noise" They forgot to add the noise (?)

[@BabyLambCreations]

Totally unrelated to the subject of this video, but: (29:16) RIP Adam West, TV's #1 Batman.

[@Spuckhuus]

Jim Henson > CGI

[@michellewarns2778]

Roy Scherwey Jim Henson = Fuckin' Awesome

[@mixedtrafficproductions9371]

I agree

[@themagicarcadetma1406]

So tru

[@caliginousmoira8565]

due to the fact that these turtles are 6'+ i did not mind. the 5' suits were heavy af imagine a 6'6" dude in a 180lbs suit trying to be a ninja (fat thor)

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

What if Jim Henson had done CGI?

[@SithBunny1]

23:23 Wow, I can't believe they got Arin Hanson for this!

[@mattmoro1212]

8:13 Anyone else notice the nerd is holding a Manmelter from Tf2?

[@gamefreak23788]

Who's favorite version is the 2003 TMNT?

[@sammichdefate5375]

***** Funny enough, that was actually the version of the TMNT I grew up with.

[@badexample2674]

Sammich De Fate Me Too

[@MegaFeeso]

Marten Lausvee I did too but I have an oler brother so I grew up with the 80s show and movies too.

[@badexample2674]

***** I was 2 or 3 when people i know were watching the 80s show ( I live in a weird country). But i saw most of the 80s episodes last year

[@MegaFeeso]

Those "red sky" episodes were a little odd

[@punkrockgamer6916]

Might just be because I'm stoned, but this ending speech legit makes me cry-

[@mcfireballs3491]

You had me at 'stoned'

[@Buderus69]

I hope you are not still crying about this

[@JONAH_918]

@@Buderus69 I dont think anyone could be stoned for three years

[@Buderus69]

@@JONAH_918 then you haven't met my family I see

[@massimopetrangelo8692]

26:48: Critic says there was no explosions before. Looking back at 15:53 and 17:03: Explosions!

[@brandonspain12345]

@UC3n78nGHqK9e2FQzQTK0ftw Still giant enough to destroy their lair. Dumbass.

[@hdjksa52]

You know Tamara Lynn Chambers would have been a great pick for April O'neil. She really looks like a real version of her.

[@billjacobs521]

Tall, skinny redhead with big boobs? I feel like only one part of that might be true.

[@aidanredding8058]

@John The King Robinson She's more fitting than Megan Fox

[@Phoebe5448]

The mere fact that Megan Fox was chosen again for a Micheal Bay movie, and a ninja turtles one no less! Still makes me mad. 😠

[@tylerleach8796]

We need a four way crossover of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Black Nerd, and Phelous to review The sequel

[@whatiftherewasanun]

I'm so thankful that I'm not the only person who thinks that!

[@cryingwithrage]

and angry joe

[@karakun1]

angry joe not the best choice. though he did watched it as a kid he’s not the best choice plus he already got his crossover with Critic in Batman vs Superman.

[@nameynamename3758]

+karakun1 - Also Man of Steel.

[@nameynamename3758]

Why Phelous? Is he really a TMNT guy?

[@emilyfuller1563]

I'm not even a Turtles fan, and I LOVE that elevator scene. The Nerd's right, how can you not get sucked in?

[@muddashucka9743]

8:08 That super molecular discombobulating device looks like a Dr. Grordbort raygun

[@bobthebomb2758]

OK that cartoon were April was a teenager was first of all great and second of all 100 times better than these movies

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

The Critic He didn’t say anything against it, I think he likes it judging from other reviews

[@godzillafan1117]

Where's the part of the video where Raphael talks normally in slo mo? Was I imagining things?

[@godsdonttalk597]

GodzillaFan111 Now to think of it, these reuploads have had a lot (maybe not a lot, but some) scenes cut from them. Perhaps these were the specific copyright claims? Either that or we're all going crazy.

[@godzillafan1117]

Hmmm

[@dwarf365]

GodzillaFan111 CONFIRMED! original version is 35:10 min long. same con ending and everything. as near as i can tell it is just that clip that was cut. it was my favorite part of the vid. thankfully i saved the first upload.

[@godsdonttalk597]

It had to be the copyright claim, just like the Jaws scene from Master of Disguise

[@godzillafan1117]

}:(

[@madnessunleashed8648]

I would totally watch Thirty Something Nerdy Critic's.

[@HarmonyBunny]

It's called Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic.

[@HarmonyBunny]

@Squeezie Army Joke / You \

[@IcyAtlas]

"Do you see her right in front of you?" *"No-"* "-Then she's been kidnapped."

[@brendanforester4601]

Can't argue with that.

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

Go My Sons!

[@acountryboysopinion6001]

I they would've stayed with the source material, it would've made sense that Splinter knew Japanese (He was a pet of a Japanese Lord) & how Splinter knew Shredder (Shredder was an enemy of Splinter's Master).

[@reenamiller4489]

Now that I think about it, the only time Splinter is the ninjitsu master and not the pet is in the 2012 and 2018 shows Where did that idea even come from?

[@s.nifrum4580]

@@reenamiller4489 It came from the 1987 show And it’s the superior story anyway

[@dgood5707]

Regarding April being a teen in the Nickelodeon series, atleast Donnie having a crush on her isn't creepy.

[@hanakosan4404]

You sure about that?

[@oliverbauschatz]

@@hanakosan4404 yes

[@skyscraperfronterline5701]

Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! 😆😆😆

[@voltazurite1832]

Skyscraper Fronterline Reviewers with no life at all: Geeky power!

[@spaghetnoodle6441]

17:19 is my favorite part of the review

[@stegoshark5116]

16:12 So his siblings don't get into it. He's just acting like someone with siblings

[@LuriTV]

The song in Splinters-"dying"-Scene 18:40 sounds a lot like "Mountains of Thunder" from the wrath of the lich king OST

[@Justmyhandle]

22:00- "Boom, and boobs! Explosions!" Ha, that actually does sum up most of Michael Bay's style in a nut shell. PRINT MONEY :D

[@B33FY2011]

This is the first time I have ever seen and known that avgn & critic did this together. This is the duel review I never knew I needed.

[@AceofSpades820]

And from what I have learned from fanart of these designs The Michael Bay designs look better in 2D! And when drawn!

[@kaijukid1443]

Kinda the same with the bayverse Transformers

[@andrewkful]

0:09 That was a fun spoof to animate!

[@AndrewHager02]

Great job, man! You've really got your work cut out for you!

[@jonzu4]

Damn right, I shot first! Thanks for the shoutout!

[@mysite1012]

Sir Greedo yet you got fried XD still think they could have done more with your character and Boba Fett.

[@Draggobuttboi]

you still missed, what are you a stormtrooper?

[@Commander_Tarnum]

Eh, I actually don't mind that Greedo Shot first.Han Solo is still a Character in the Original Trilogy Guys.

[@alexsis55]

Sir Greedo Guy Sensei shot first

[@williamsullivan7818]

Well you missed at point blank range so how shitty are you at your job.

[@ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472]

Fox sounds like Phantom Menace Natalie Portman

[@lucasgibbs4050]

Megan Fox, we already had Natalie Portman regretting her Star Wars choice, you shouldn’t have joined TMNT directed by Michael Bay. Any project with Michael Bay these days is just asking to be ruined by greedy, explosion craving hands.

[@RandomCartoonFan2639]

First Nickelodeon film rated PG-13

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Actually, it's the third one. 1) Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snouging. 2) "Fun" Size

[@RandomCartoonFan2639]

@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 I forgot about 1. But I dont know about fun sized

[@RandomCartoonFan2639]

@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 and I ment based on a cartoon

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

I knew that was BS

[@LittleAl016]

@@RandomCartoonFan2639 This is actually based on a comic, but w/e.

[@bradchadwick4343]

We're really white! That's literally all I say when someone tells me that's the wrong lyrics or that dab doesn't have correct form

[@rootless4042]

Dude what the heck was that at 20:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PostMelvz]

If Sonic can have a make over why can't the TMNT's?

[@topcoppelion6626]

If it really matters they'll get a George Lucas Special edition bullocks.

[@mintstar3703]

True. Sonic and Pikachu are perfect examples of how to make animated characters look easy on the eyes in live action.

[@legendaryweegee5331]

Because the people who were making the sonic movies were humble enough to take criticism, no matter how harsh. Michael Bay on the other hand has a huge ego so he wouldn’t even consider criticism in the first place.

[@johnjackson8327]

This was before Hollywood realized that making an adaptation exactly like the source material made money

[@LadyOnikara]

Actually, they should have a makeover after this. Since they got Sonic to look like the game version instead of an anorexic weasel, make the Ninja Turtles actually look like Ninja Turtles instead of shelled toads on steroids.

[@bardinblue9830]

"Just a big giant toy commercial..." I suppose the same could be said of the Transformers, He-Man and She-Ra and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. Joe, Ghost Busters, and so many other ideas and concepts that were popular with kids during the 1980's and 1990's. Heck, when figurines and action figures of video game characters finally came out, like Mario and Link figures... and then the Mega Man action figures based both on the silly cartoon and those closer to the actual concept art for the games - I wanted those too - even in my adult years! Funny, and yet this video is so true about growing up in the 80's and 90's with the cartoons, games, and toys... and then comparing new concepts of each to our memories of what we had growing up. Thank you for this entertaining, and yet somehow insightful, piece of commentary Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic! You guys are both awesome.

[@stefanm.734]

15:08 It's more plausible than a guy teaching a rat Ninjistu.

[@reijiminato8762]

24:38 - Cue "Girl from Ipanema" by Astrud & Joao Gilberto

[@geomania8533]

God that elevator scene is the best. Especially with all the clips of everyone dancing to the beat

[@eddiedejesus943]

27:16 is the best part

[@bluezero8557]

If they made a game about the critic and the nerd and set it in the teenage mutant ninja turtles nes game. I'd play it. hell id buy it (with in a reasonable price range of course)

[@RpGfreak901]

I'd pay (with someone else's money) to make that happen!

[@zephaniahabebaw2725]

Tj Chapman

[@zephaniahabebaw2725]

RPGFreak901s

[@mancubwwa]

Well they did make this game....

[@salmagundi_media]

"Did my voice just come out of your mouth?" Gold.

[@mwizachihana9551]

24:38-25:41. My favourite scene in this WHOLE review.

[@ciscotheinkboi]

21:44 Neither am I!! Damn good show!!

[@BladeCrossEXE]

5:54. You don't FUCK with CHIN!

[@kadengotcher1448]

BladeCrossEXE nice reference.

[@piru.jpg.]

​@@kadengotcher1448Hong Kong 97

[@RailFoxMedia]

25:10 Doug’s Head Movement Doh

[@chrisby4607]

That weapon was the pyros manmelter from TF2.

[@dogman9291]

Manmelter origin story

[@CleverClothe]

"It's like Vine..." That joke didn't age well.

[@kriscuffie8010]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for listening

[@chezzyglock2351]

fuck you

[@mcp2.035]

No, Han didn’t shoot first, he was the only one to shoot

[@aidanredding8058]

He did actually, if you look at it frame-by-frame the laser leaves Han's blaster before Greedos is out of the barrel.

[@YourObedientSandwichAHam]

I'm not a fan of TMNT (don't hate it, I just didn't grow up with it), but I have to say I thought that one scene in the elevator was fun.

[@d-heroshadez7359]

26:16 best battle cry ever!! LMAO!! I can't stop laughing!!

[@jasonjoseph6497]

The shredformer killed me😂

[@BaggyFTJ]

My favourite versions of the turtles was the CGI animated 2007 movie and the 2003 tv series. The 2007 film was an animation treat and the portrayal of the characters was how I remember them from the 2003 tv series with a slight darker tone and I loved Raphael's nightwatcher side story. The 2003 tv series was a Saturday morning cartoon done perfectly with a unique style and some really cool action sequences and characters.

[@DeathCoreGuitar]

I still got VHS tapes with old TMNT)

[@mysite1012]

same

[@sirkingpinmonroe4439]

me too

[@sirkingpinmonroe4439]

well I have one actually

[@mysite1012]

DeathCoreGuitar Same

[@matthewdavison2622]

Does it reveal the incredible true story.

[@dusdn0205]

What's the title of the music starting 27:10 ??

[@Geekzarro]

The thing I love the most about reviews like this, is that you guys can make something incredible and awesome out of something really awful. I've seen this review many times already, and always I end up almost crying of emotion, pure lovely nostalgia :') Thanks Nerd and Critic

[@KennethEspericueta340]

TMNT:Good TMNT 2:I Liked It TMNT 3:Horrible TMNT(2007):I Liked It TMNT(2014):It was OK TMNT(2016):Entertaining

[@michaelaguilar-bauta942]

Kenneth The Wizard I couldn't agree with you more

[@BugsyFoga]

Kenneth The Wizard interesting

[@jayblade2000]

Same, actually

[@lapduynguyenthien8674]

you’re forgetting about the TMNT Musical

[@dadeleemurphy85]

TMNT:Good TMNT 2:Good TMNT 3:Meh TMNT(2007):Good TMNT(2014):Ass TMNT(2016):Less Ass

[@dgood5707]

Who thinks that if they made Splinter Hamato Yoshi instead of a rat, and the turtles were April's pets, and Splinter as a human is a friend of April's dad, but one day her father experiments on them, and Splinter gets mutated by accident, and that causes the mutation in the turtles, would make a much better TMNT movie? Cause I think it would be.

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

I agree, I never believed too much in that idea that he would be master of martial arts only by reading a book

[@lord_vwphaeton1883]

All jokes aside, ill give the movie some credit... The movie's lit well and the colours are REALLY good... Like *REALLY* good... It is, in my humble opinion, a good looking movie... Edit: forgot to add... Anyone thought Will Arnett was actually Patrick Wilson? I legit got confused...

[@lordbrickmasterproductions3531]

12:28 the best thing he ever said

[@topcoppelion6626]

10/10