This movie is not a so bad it's good. It's just bad and this Sibling Rivalry was therapeutic for Rob.
@looknowtv7 жыл бұрын
I like the mask on the left best!
@Death13Horseman7 жыл бұрын
I was hoping people would be smarter than to watch this garbage, but by the time i'm writing this the movie already made double it's budget so there's that. Also that camera shot you were talking about at the end kinda reminded me of Mr.Robot where almost 90% of the screen is just blank space, it didn't make much sense why they shot it that way either, but it's still a pretty cool show. However this piece of prosaic, neutered, culmination of nothing, as well as the fucking cinematic equivalent of dry paint should just vanish into the deepest pits of human concsiounsness.
@WillTheGreatest7 жыл бұрын
I think Doug was thinking of 9 1/2 weeks btw
@JaceGem7 жыл бұрын
Well at the very least he got to take out his frustrations and rant a bit. Hope he's doing alright now. XD
@tialenmitchell24517 жыл бұрын
Really they're calling it Fifty Shades of Darker
@BecciTK7 жыл бұрын
"The author didn't like the original film. She said it had nothing to do with her vision. Of course not because they were trying to make it good" Rob Walker- Master of Burns :D
@pokemonmanyou42397 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the book is horrible written and honestly, the only thing going for it is that it is about sex, because it has no value beyond them. I will say this: The movie is better than the book. Still not saying much though
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura7 жыл бұрын
+pokemon man I hardly think "his erection springs free" is good sex writing.
@Noobie2k77 жыл бұрын
if any bdsm erotica needed to be made into a movie it was Sunstone, not this garbage. . . .Fuck, now i want a Sunstone movie.
@Draukagrissah7 жыл бұрын
I've seen infinitely better literotica on fucking 4chan. Much less places that actually have people that write it professionally, or even consistently recreationally (there are places).
@Joe90h7 жыл бұрын
Where does the author get off talking about "artistic vision", when her book was literally just Twilight fanfiction with the names and vampire references removed? Wait, I can hazard a guess to where she gets off. It's likely atop her mountain of stupid people's money.
@michaelramon24117 жыл бұрын
So... they made a movie with four sex scenes, a crazy ex-girlfriend with a gun, a child-abuse-filled backstory, a probable serial molester with a crush on the protagonist and a HELICOPTER CRASH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WILDERNESS and they managed to make it BORING!? Truly, a crime against cinema if there ever was one.
@AppetiteForIllusions7 жыл бұрын
Michael Ramon Underrated comment alert.
@moonymonster6 жыл бұрын
Seriously...
@lavenderrain11406 жыл бұрын
My cousin & I left after the helicopter scene. This movie was a waste time. I was warning men that were buying it for their women that it's going to suck.
@illusoryVice6 жыл бұрын
That shouldn't even be possible. How do you fuck up that badly?
@anikmonette21403 жыл бұрын
It truly is. I watched this movie and only could think about how great it would be if it was more dark and more self aware...
@MissErendis7 жыл бұрын
I am seriously considering to start a petition for Tommy Wiseau to remake the Fifty Shades Trilogy. Just imagine the possibilities!
@SugarSyrupQueen7 жыл бұрын
Katerina Benardou "I'll tear your ass apart, Lisa!"?
@MissErendis7 жыл бұрын
Well, I had Wiseau's undoubted expertise in the long lost high art of navel-fucking in mind, but this will do too.
@Silver_Warden7 жыл бұрын
Katerina Benardou A regular sex session turns into a creepy threesome when Mark suddenly shows up (cue the obligatory "Oh hi Mark"), and it keeps getting better with the action shifting towards the nearest stairwell while Danny watches in complete silence.
@MissErendis7 жыл бұрын
"Denny, three is great, but four is greater!" Boy, the senario literally writes itself!
@kenziecullen44347 жыл бұрын
The kinkiest scenes would be of Christian fucking Ana's bellybutton
@SilverShion7 жыл бұрын
An 1 hour long rant ??......... sure, count me in.
@Macapta7 жыл бұрын
SilverShion OMG! I love your profile pic
@crashschwarzen46427 жыл бұрын
SilverShion omg the mighty critic has responded but will he respond again?
@Ninja07Keaton7 жыл бұрын
Mark Lewis Charlie Brown mixed with Jotaro Kujo, what's not to love?
@SilverShion7 жыл бұрын
The Ninja is right. Rob Walker, if you're reading this, go finish watching Jojo part 2!
@RoryKatherin037 жыл бұрын
Definitely for this movie
@whatthebeardoin31607 жыл бұрын
An hour of Rob losing his mind? Yes please. That's WAY kinkier than anything the 50 Shades series!
@dusksentry58367 жыл бұрын
and Doug feeling violated
@mmmhhm7 жыл бұрын
El James: I didn't like the first movie because it's not my vision! Me: It was never your vision to begin with-- you wrote a TWILIGHT fanfic that got popular and you sold it on Amazon! Your entire success story was based off of a vampire romance for TEENAGERS, you hack!
@ariaalexandria33247 жыл бұрын
She even released "Master of the Universe" (what an original title...that she ripped off from He-Man) with "illustrations" that were screen caps from Twilight.
@mmmhhm7 жыл бұрын
Aria Clements wait, what? i know about the other two books, the one from Grey's perspective (that fans didnt even like) and the "inner goddess" ebook, but what's this?
@Tytoalba7777 жыл бұрын
Master of the Universe, from what I understand, was the ironically unoriginal original title of the entire series. When made into "proper" "books", it was stretched out into three
@sperrin7 жыл бұрын
You don't have to be original to be popular.
@EmilioReyes_977 жыл бұрын
apparently you dont have to be good either?
@Apollo9898LP7 жыл бұрын
Just five little words: *_Tommy Wiseau as Christian Gray_* Boom. Just blew your mind.
@wwelss7 жыл бұрын
Apollo9898LPs How Tommy gets Ana to bed: "So anyway, how's your sex life?"
@culwin7 жыл бұрын
OH HAI ANA
@sammcguire37987 жыл бұрын
Ana: Hold on, what is this?
@Blueleaf117 жыл бұрын
"You're tearing me apart Ana!!"
@Armydillo62o7 жыл бұрын
Apollo9898LPs "What are you doing on your computer? Go outside ITS SO BEAUTIFUL RAAAAAAHHHHHHH
@minski767 жыл бұрын
Rob: "I want some Shibari shit in there!" Doug: "Huh?" Rob "Anyway, he whips out the spreader bar..." Doug: "Spreader what now?" I guess we found out who's the kinky brother... :)
@AndreaFMS1006 жыл бұрын
I know! I'm like 'Rob, you got some explaining to do'
@QuietBatperson967 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see a Fifty Shades of Grey film IF it contained a scene in which Christian Grey gets stuck in one of his devices and has to be rescued by the fire brigade. Don't tell me that wouldn't be hilarious.
@simpsonman9567 жыл бұрын
Dude you guys literally *have* to put a character in NC named Ray P. McGee
@TheHeroOfTomorrow7 жыл бұрын
That idea Doug made up about Ana using the real-life Fifty Shades series to get revenge on Christian is pretty amazing--and better than the actual ending, from what I've read.
@brennabrodbeck51835 жыл бұрын
TheHeroOfTomorrow that’s my head canon now for these books. Even though it is horribly written, this is going to help get through this better. Only a little bit
@CombativeMedic7 жыл бұрын
I know Asexuals with kinkier minds than this damn series.
@PheonixAnarchyReaper7 жыл бұрын
Mad Muffin I *am* an asexual with a kinkier mind than this shit. His hard limits are most vanilla people's soft limits ffs
@AJ-Parker947 жыл бұрын
Mad Muffin It's indeed funny how some asexuals are the most flirtatious and make the funniest sexual jokes...myself included.
@stinky20407 жыл бұрын
same fam
@SassySmall17 жыл бұрын
It's true
@Nagarath167 жыл бұрын
Yep. I'm one of those too. I also have really dirty humor. Some way as an asexual is kinda easier to certain point at least joke/talk about kinky stuff because you don't feel personal shame as much thant those who actually practice sex/kinky things. Of course depending a bit what type of asexual you're and what kinda of culture that asexual has grown up in.
@ailish22847 жыл бұрын
A 16 year old spending 15 minutes on a tumblr BDSM blog could right a better fifty shades
@adrisakura7797 жыл бұрын
ailish_ AF There really is erotic fan fiction written by teenagers that's way more better than this, a quick skim on AO3 and Wattpad is more than enough.
@ailish22847 жыл бұрын
Miles Prower yeah I've seen the BDSM community on tumblr. They really stress the importance of consent even the hardcore ones. It's both a bash on FSG and praise for tumblr
@Itsindy_7 жыл бұрын
It's "Write" not right. #neverforget
@dani010203stor7 жыл бұрын
actually.. she could. she totally could
@alexandersmith70615 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the compliment
@Grunkle22107 жыл бұрын
The LEGO Batman Movie is more of a Valentine's Day movie than this is
@angryyogbuscus15787 жыл бұрын
Jaymes Shoreman Just watch Deadpool again.
@Lishadra7 жыл бұрын
Angry Yogbuscus Deadpool's blatant nudity and gore is more sexy than 50 shades.
@enriqueprieto29227 жыл бұрын
Jaymes Shoreman Batman and the Joker have more sexual chemistry and an engaging relationship development in that movie than this.
@lorenzorobins62797 жыл бұрын
Enrique Prieto batman and robin has more chemistry
@lorenzorobins62797 жыл бұрын
Not the movie but the characters
@roarshach137 жыл бұрын
I've seen more intense bondage on Deviantart
@pavelprazak96727 жыл бұрын
roarshach13 To be fair, Devianart is pretty famous for underground fetish communities.
@roarshach137 жыл бұрын
Pavel Prazak exactly. People on Deviantart know what the hell they're doing. E.L. James does NOT. All of these scenes read like they were written by somebody who learned about bondage through one minute scenes in police procedurals
@sawyerthomson74977 жыл бұрын
roarshach13 Yeah, I'd be infinitely more surprised if you had seen LESS intense bondage on Deviantart
@BanisherDarkness7 жыл бұрын
I've seen more intense bondage watching a cat play with a ball of yarn.
@Noobie2k77 жыл бұрын
Plus a lot better actual writers on there too. I mean probably the best bdsm erotica comic ever put to err screen i guess is there in Sunstone. Now that's something that deserves a movie.
@MegaSoulHero7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Lego Batman made more money than this garbage
@Teatime77717 жыл бұрын
MegaSoulHero Too bad John Wick 2 made less than this garbage. WTF!
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart As much of a positive reputation John Wick has, it doesn't have the mainstream awareness.
@RoryKatherin037 жыл бұрын
I took my mom to see Lego Batman with me. She was ACTUALLY SURPRISED when it beat this shit they're reviewing
@GravityTrash7 жыл бұрын
Actually Lego Batman only made $37 million this weekend. Fifty Shades Darker made $97 Million.
@RoryKatherin037 жыл бұрын
Pix Tron domestic or global
@cg-rf7lo7 жыл бұрын
For anyone who still has questions, watching 50 Shades for it's representation of BDSM is like watching Pearl Harbor for Michael Bay's impeccable historical accuracy.
@alexandersmith70615 жыл бұрын
Wait...ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE TO REWRITE MY HISTORY REPORT!?!
@jackwimmer22492 жыл бұрын
@@alexandersmith7061 yes.
@ztslovebird7 жыл бұрын
Lego Joker and Lego Batman had a better dysfunctional relationship than Grey and Steele.
@scaredbi6 жыл бұрын
ztslovebird it’s more romantic than grey and Steele too
@alexandersmith70615 жыл бұрын
It’s kinkier too when they did that head action at the end of the movie 😏
@anikmonette21403 жыл бұрын
And had better slash/lemon fanfic on the Web...
@aacsmiles7 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of the 50 Shade timeline is that Ana apparently went from senior college student to head of a department of a large publishing firm in 6 weeks.
@utopua4all3 жыл бұрын
Why does that remind me of that episode of Family Guy were Meg gets a job at "Superstore USA" and ends up being promoted to manager within a few weeks? I know it was just a plot device so she'd have to fire her father, refuse to do it and quit instead (and I'm not trying to defend these kinds of monolithic business either) but you don't get to be manager on a dime like that. Seriously, there is training you have to travel for and such.
@DarthRushy7 жыл бұрын
Best part of this review. 15:32 Doug: *laughs* Rob: It opens up with some child abuse scenes... Doug: *stare of death*
@cryptidxcreature7 жыл бұрын
fifty shades would have been WAY more interesting if he was a serial killer and she just had no idea the whole time. i can think of a thousand ways that basic premise could have been way better.
@enriqueprieto29227 жыл бұрын
I'm sad. After this, I have to wait a year to see another sibling rivalry video about 50 shades. I swear these videos are the only good things to ever came out of those movies.
@enriqueprieto29227 жыл бұрын
Yeah, now I'm really sad.
@naonna17 жыл бұрын
Could we get a nostalgia critic short where doug and rob re-enact the 'serious' scenes, but all of Anastasia's thoughts are voiced by Malcolm's deep voice?
@tinyj45207 жыл бұрын
You... I... This!
@catmadigan77637 жыл бұрын
"Oh Christ..." "Christ was in this?" SANTA CHRIIIIIIIIST, SANTA CHRIIIIIIST, WE ALL LOVE SANTA CHRIIIIIIIIIST!
@PansexualDumbass91693 жыл бұрын
That would make the movie so much better
@stevejacobson72453 жыл бұрын
Santa Christ would easily nake the film, yes.
@fourangers7 жыл бұрын
16:42 "I feel violated right now" by Doug Walker. OMG I laughed so fucking much you have no idea
@karolusmagnus84057 жыл бұрын
So this video is more of a therapy session for Rob after seeing 50 shades shittier.
@annaconigliaro29076 жыл бұрын
Karolus Magnus basically
@elizabethashley427 жыл бұрын
I'm only halfway through and this is already the greatest Sibling Rivalry video ever.
@soloragoldsun21637 жыл бұрын
"Diamond-encrusted Ring Pop" I died. XD
@moxiemiss57417 жыл бұрын
The first 5 minutes of this accidently played when I went to go see Lego batman. Hard to say which was funnier.
@thejoshman86187 жыл бұрын
Moxie Miss DUDE THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO, me and my sister and brother went in there and could not figure out why they were showing r rated trailers, then the movie started playing and there were a ton of kids in there lol, and after multiple families left after like 15 minutes they started playing the right thing lol
@asunayuuki87107 жыл бұрын
I refuse to give this movie any attention; I fucking *DESPISE* Fifty Shades of Grey, chances are I will hate this movie even _more_. Normally I'd say, "fuck this movie.", but it's not even worth _that_ insult, it doesn't even DESERVE a "fuck" Also, John Wick: Chapter 2 is much more entertaining.
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
Asuna Yuuki Well it is an erotic fan fiction off twilight and so its no surprise that it's bad.
@SoniaSephia7 жыл бұрын
Asuna Yuuki You watch hour long video about this movie you gave it *attention*
@dafuqimmadoing88067 жыл бұрын
But it's just so fucking fascinating : the first movie and this one are like another kind of garbage. Like another kind of bad. Like I've no idea why they exist, they're so bland, the dialogues/plot/characters are so awful, AND where's the fucking BDSM ??? no, no, no, no, no, : where's the fucking ????? Those movies act like they're all bout sex and hardcore stuff but... they're not. They're really not. And it's so fucking surprising Oo I mean besides having horrible dialogues, plot and characters those movies don't even have the MAIN thing they always claimed to have. It's like you keep bragging about making a really scary horror movie but you end up releasing something as frightening as Dora the explorer ! I mean how can you fuck up something like that ? The movie keeps lying to the audience and wants to get away with it. This is impressive Oo
@vicount39447 жыл бұрын
Don't even dare to compare John Wick to this trash
@dafuqimmadoing88067 жыл бұрын
TankAce just say Kirito he's just an emo teenager and be done with it XD
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
This movie makes The Room look like a masterpiece.
@domoriski7 жыл бұрын
Gracie J The room is a masterpiece!
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
domo riski Yes. An unintentionally funny one. I really prefer watching it with Rifftrax, either wise I'd fall asleep.
@marcusgutierrez93827 жыл бұрын
How Rob violates Doug with his hand was hilarious. If there is such a thing a Male older Mabel Pines there it is.
@Daviddv7 жыл бұрын
You need to make a Nostalgia Critic episode on this movie!
@konstance137 жыл бұрын
DAY-V Entertainment™ I love a crossover with him and Cinema Snob on both films.
@freddiefaulig87517 жыл бұрын
DAY-V Entertainment™ trust me I waiting so long for this
@canvas_1257 жыл бұрын
DAY-V Entertainment™ I highly want Nostalgia Critic to do this sequel and the first one too.
@paulrodriguez37577 жыл бұрын
JUST DO IT TAMARA
@dusksentry58367 жыл бұрын
yeah with the lack of degrading stuff i dont get why Tamara wont do it *shrug*
@Ganychan7 жыл бұрын
"The emotional manipulation is he darkest thing he's got." Then it's really faithful to Twilight!
@supertoddtv7 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh more than Doug and Rob talking about Fifty Shades! :D It's like my favourite thing!
@Vanalovan7 жыл бұрын
I want a 50 shades parody exclusively staring the Walker brothers ... Doug is Anastasia
@AitorMolina.7 жыл бұрын
I cried of laughter watching this, I want Rob explaining more movies Doug has never seen.
@InSpades07 жыл бұрын
"hes basically..John Constantine...mixed with a serial rapist" that line made me spit taco all over my laptop..so.. thanks for that
@starlite047 жыл бұрын
CrashOverride958 Rapey Mc Gee.
@soloragoldsun21637 жыл бұрын
Basically all of the stuff these guys are coming up with would make for a better movie. I'd totally watch a film about a BDSM-obsessed dude having to use his toys to escape a helicopter crash-site!
@genebaker5117 жыл бұрын
That scene in Star Wars Episode 2 where Padme is in that black dress in front of a fire with Anakin is more erotic than this whole movie.
@RyanStorey12317 жыл бұрын
Twilight is the literary equivalent of World War I: You thought this was as bad as it could get, but then World War II/50 Shades happened.
@wchan397 жыл бұрын
RyanX1231 So, what? The 3rd book is gonna be like World War 3? ...we're all screwed, aren't we?
@Gokussjdensetsuno457 жыл бұрын
It's like gonorrhea. When you think is gone for good, the motherfucker returns worse than ever.
@Lynnize7 жыл бұрын
29:53 "jokes on you, I'm totally into this kinda sorta just don't spank me" I lost it
@KyleRayner127 жыл бұрын
Watching Rob yell about nipple clamps was the high point of my week.
@Blueleaf117 жыл бұрын
When my husband and I went to see Logan this was playing at the same time. Jokingly he asked if I wanted to see this instead...and I not so jokingly I punched him in the shoulder.
@Kyman1027 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how the movie for Fifty Shades Freed will go. Even fans of the series described the plot as basically being "Ana gets pregnant and eats a lot"
@sammcguire37987 жыл бұрын
"I asked you to spank me but I didn't know you would SPANK me!!! YOU'RE INSANE!!!!" - Doug walker--2017
@justanotherarmchairgeneral42407 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight. One moment... I've just been informed by my producer that this is NOT a better love story than Twilight. What have we done..
@mystic-malevolence7 жыл бұрын
Well, cringy Twilight fanfiction really shouldn't be better...
@jackwimmer22495 ай бұрын
Just an image of Grima Wormtongue looking horrified!
@yumehophype50057 жыл бұрын
the impressions oh my gawd
@catalinamelo99327 жыл бұрын
Yumehop hype! Rob changes instantly from Christopher Walken to Anastasia. So,so good
@yumehophype50057 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best part of the video
@jetsxtaylorgang7 жыл бұрын
"there's something about that girl!" well in the book, it's the fact that she looks like his mom...
@MaryTheresa19867 жыл бұрын
Amanda Bryant wouldn't it be funny if they were brother and sister?
@xena23575 жыл бұрын
That just makes him an even BIGGER freak than previously established. Seriously, how fucked up must a character be? 😰😖
@CarlottaStudios5 жыл бұрын
Amanda Bryant In the movies, it's that too.
@williameyelash80537 жыл бұрын
"kindergarden bdsm" that doesnt sound right
@alexandersmith70615 жыл бұрын
Or very right...
@pronounsinmybio7 жыл бұрын
So, who's up for a Ray P. McGee character skit?
@CarlottaStudios5 жыл бұрын
Beth Lowery ME! ME!!! MEEEE!!!
@crashschwarzen46427 жыл бұрын
3:59 play the Tom and Jerry clip, do it
@freddiefaulig87517 жыл бұрын
Crash Schwarzenegger can you tell me where can I find that clip
@TheDarthDestruktor7 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: DO IT.
@crashschwarzen46427 жыл бұрын
Freddie Faulig I don't quit remember but I can try to find it
@Secti0nn7 жыл бұрын
what does he even say in that clip?
@JiReyAnimation7 жыл бұрын
Mats Vollema DOOOON'T YOUUUUU BELIEVE IT!
@nickjames83777 жыл бұрын
Doug's mask is fabulous
@catalinamelo99327 жыл бұрын
"Aw, I thought there would be Grey with the Avengers eating Shawarma" Great xD
@crystalballstudiostm23557 жыл бұрын
That intro was hilarious! Well done, guys.
@fleacythesheepgirl7 жыл бұрын
Just looking the thumbnail I burst out laughing. Fucking nailed it.
@fortblocks7 жыл бұрын
*Sees thumbnail* Oh, this will be good.
@JazzyTyfighter7 жыл бұрын
10:40 Ray P. McGee, the next criminal antagonist for Phoenix Wright...
@pokerusdyami7 жыл бұрын
56 minutes?! I'm excited.
@jackwimmer22494 жыл бұрын
The best part is Doug Walker reacting to “That ain’t going up my pooper!”
@kenziecullen44347 жыл бұрын
Sooo you're telling me that Kim Basinger... the woman partially responsible for the toned-down story in "Cool World" so she could show it at *children's* *hospitals*... agreed to be in the sequel for 50 Shades of Grey...!?
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
Kenzi Bat Well, it's not exactly like 50 shades is being shown in children's hospitals. Bad choice for her either way.
@kenziecullen44347 жыл бұрын
Yeah well she wanted to show "Cool World" to sick kids, and I would argue that the sex scene in THAT movie is more kinky than any of the sex scenes in 50 Shades - cuz at least toon-on-human sex is SOMETHING - so ya never know!
@mrdoctorgilmore7 жыл бұрын
Should have just showed them Batman 89
@laurendearnley95956 жыл бұрын
Kim Basinger was in 9 1/2 weeks, which is a good 50% a carbon copy of 50 Shades. Except she has the common sense to leave the abusive masochistic guy at the end. I think it was supposed to be a "clever" casting.
@laurendearnley95956 жыл бұрын
(Turns out Doug half-remembers it at 33:50)
@arumikahaven7 жыл бұрын
The problem with these movies is they don't work for either audience. For the normal audience, they don't work since they are literally movies about a woman enjoying mental and sexual abuse. For the Perverted Audience, it STILL doesn't work because the sex is so softcore you could fall asleep through those scenes.
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
Eremikashipper 4ever And then there is the audience of women that Rob described.
@Overseer25792 жыл бұрын
The bathroom scene in Booksmart was more hardcore than everything in this franchise by comparison. And that scene literally ends with one of the women throwing up on the other before they can really get into it, cause she’s all drunk
@mythiethereviewer26087 жыл бұрын
The book writer used to write Twilight fan fics. It all makes sense now....
@andrewollmann3047 жыл бұрын
Anipanda Worse....she made a Twilight fanfic...changed the names "Isabella Swan" and "Edward Cullen" to "Anastasia Steele" and "Christian Grey" and changed other details...methinks Stephanie Meyer could sue.
@sootog81177 жыл бұрын
Anipanda woooow
@redbluue6 жыл бұрын
Not used to... 50 shades series are the fanfics...
@austynwiles54147 жыл бұрын
As a high schooler who had to watch confessions of a shopaholic in class today this made my day.
@CanItAlready6 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment in this video happens at about 16:30 when Rob grabs Doug's hand and then starts groaning. The look on Doug's face is priceless.
@drmattconrad777 жыл бұрын
My wife divorced me this Valentines Day. That's still better than her making me see this movie.
@animeotaku3077 жыл бұрын
10:53 Nah, she went with the much more subtle "Jack Hyde." As in Mr. Hyde. So subtle.
@berry1867 жыл бұрын
"Guess who's in this movie?" That could literally be anybody. My first thought was Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson or Tyler Perry, lol.
@Hinatachan3607 жыл бұрын
I don't get why the author of the novels couldn't have talked to people who actually live or have lived the bdsm lifestyle. Not sure if that would have improved the story, but she could have at least tried. There's an author on Fanfiction.net called LadyDetia who has written fiction containing BDSM, and it's so much better written than this 50 Shades crap. She states in an author's note that she's lived the lifestyle for years and it shows in her writing.
@cocolime64967 жыл бұрын
Because that would have required *effort*.
@davidecolucci62607 жыл бұрын
Hinatakun360 the authour started the 1st book as a twilight fanfiction on her blackberry. or at least that is what she said in an interview after the 1st movie came out
@Sasu123456789x17 жыл бұрын
The movie is the same way... they claim they did their research but clearly they don't care regardless.. :
@PhyreI3ird7 жыл бұрын
Hinatachan360 Thanks for sharing dude, the good writers need credit man. If I had a web show and I ever talked fifty shades of grey, I would end each episode sharing an actually good fetish/erotica writer that's fucking WORTH the undeserved attention this for some reason garners. It would be so awesome to see some content creator take that undeserved attention that 50 always gets and turn it around to shed light on worthwhile writers, man.
@radicaledward37837 жыл бұрын
16:52 it took longer than i thought but there's your robXdoug fanfiction
@dougputhoff7 жыл бұрын
Gee, thanks Rob. I just did a Bing search for "Spreader Bar."
@scitechian7 жыл бұрын
Wait, why did you use Bing to search for-- OH, now I understand.
@DrJuice17 жыл бұрын
...but according to the chart, we need them to be more hip.
@nitromagilou5977 жыл бұрын
No. Just no. I'd rather watch Lego Batman or John Wick 2 than this crap. It's not even worth watching for free... So to anyone trying to give me links; No, thank you.
@Hanmacx7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Cool i wouldnt even watch it if I get paid for this.
@nitromagilou5977 жыл бұрын
I don't doubt that.
@NotAFakeName17 жыл бұрын
Hanmacx I would...but it wouldn't be cheap. You'd have to pay me 20-50$ minimum.
@RemixerUltimate7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Cool Go and see Lego Batman. You'll have fun haha
@D.Dragon7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Cool if they offered to destroy the franchise if you watched it, would you? We should start a petition... Not that it would do anything...
@kstephenson5857 Жыл бұрын
"Imagine nothing! Put it on her nipple!" - Rob Walker, 2017 Gosh I laughed so hard at poor Rob losing his mind.
@trico8767 жыл бұрын
I play this out loud in class and the second I look away from my phone, you guys start moaning. Thanks :)
@Equilibrious7 жыл бұрын
Why does everybody laugh at "Anastasia Steele", which is a fictional name, but the actress who plays Christian's adoptive mother is called Marcia Gay Harden, which is a real name!?
@utopua4all3 жыл бұрын
I think, in part, that it has to do with the fact there is a real-life author by the name of Danielle Steel and that it almost sounds like a pen name. Whenever anyone says Anastasia Steele I can't help but think of Danielle Steel and how their professions are kind of connected. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.
@ToaOfGallifrey7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Doug's Dr. Claw impression is spot on! I thought it was voice modulated in the NC for Inspector Gadget.
@originalindigodingo7 жыл бұрын
feels like Anastasia Steele is another one of those names you need to have the puppet critic say.
@Sporbb7 жыл бұрын
The Cheshire cat shirt is amazing.
@spencerhaynes43647 жыл бұрын
Instead of this watch "Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
@seanm93067 жыл бұрын
"I can see Uranus!"
@KentuckyWallChicken7 жыл бұрын
22:26 I laughed so hard, but I'm still recovering from a cold, so I almost suffocated to death XD
@xentenial7 жыл бұрын
Good double feature: Rob Ranting to Doug about Fifty Shades Darker, and Rob ranting to Brian about Old Fasioned
@Bobb118817 жыл бұрын
Rob: You're gonna have trouble finding a worse movie this year. DC: Challenge accepted.
@carolineg.59447 жыл бұрын
"Rapey McGee" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ThatGuyNamedJoe6 жыл бұрын
Carol Gammage Ray P. McGee
@TheSoulWithin72 жыл бұрын
I miss sibling rivalry so much 😓 these and first viewings are my favorites on this channel
@alyssanmatoscaro9047 жыл бұрын
Even the kindergarders would say "Do something?!"
@TheKersey4757 жыл бұрын
As someone who is a HUGE fan of you guys and cares for your continuing health and sanity; WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELVES TO THIS WHEN THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO MUCH BETTER MOVIES (The LEGO Batman Movie & John Wick: Chapter 2) YOU COULD HAVE SEEN INSTEAD!?! Again, I only worry cause I care.
@Tamaki7427 жыл бұрын
Well, it's just Rob and his wife, it's also really because of them loving the book because it's so fucking bad that it's fucking hillarious. And they were left really disappointed because it's really not funny at all.
@RogueT-Rex84687 жыл бұрын
TheKersey475 it's their job. And in the immortal words from "tom and Jerry Charlie and the Chocolate factory" Rob- "why don't we actually watch a good movie?" Doug- "NEVER!!!!"
@EmmaRoseKinkade7 жыл бұрын
This is hotter than the books and the movies. I feel my Inner Goddess rejoicing ;) #50shadesofsiblings
@karilari80577 жыл бұрын
Just watch Secratary the movie, please don't waste your time at this movie
@LadyBern7 жыл бұрын
Hell the fuck yeah!
@linaware86357 жыл бұрын
At first I read that as secretariat and was confused... But I bet a movie about a race horse us kinkier than this movie.
@Yahiko257 жыл бұрын
Why am I starting to think Twilight is a decent series?
@ZadnoleyaEdits7 жыл бұрын
Because the fanfics are sometimes a lot lot worst
@cocolime64967 жыл бұрын
Because when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.
@RyanStorey12317 жыл бұрын
Twilight is the literary equivalent of World War I: You thought this was as bad as it could get, but then World War II/50 Shades happened.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter7 жыл бұрын
You know, you say this film has no redeeming value, but it sounds to me like we have the next Rocky Horror Picture Show on our hands. Nothing happens for 30 seconds? Audience shouts "DO SOMETHING!" Sex scene cuts away before climax? Audience asks "WHERE'S THE REST?" The sleazy guy has a scene? "HOW'S IT GOING, RAPEY MCGEE?" Character standing on the wrong side of the frame? "YOU'RE OFF YOUR MARK!" And I'm sure there's many others.
@laurettelaliberte88646 жыл бұрын
I heard that the author was on set while they were filming the first one, micromanaging everything, and that there was a BDSM consultant on set. Every time he said "No, that's not an accurate representation of the dynamic," she would freak out and refuse to allow them to deviate at all. But it wasn't her 'vision'? ... what a pretentious hack.
@cocoquake7 жыл бұрын
Maybe since 50SoG is just a Twilight fan fiction, the creators felt it necessary to make the movies as shitty as possible to stay true to original source material
@Zhaife7 жыл бұрын
i work in a movie theater. we've been finding some interesting stains on our seats.
@andrewollmann3047 жыл бұрын
Zhaife Oh, god....at THIS movie?
@wellonthebrightside7 жыл бұрын
Re: the exponential decay of the filmmaking quality between FSoG and FSD... That, my friends, is called "despair." It's what happens when the filmmakers realize that this project will forever be affiliated with their names, and nothing they do can change that. They've gotten past the denial and bargaining stages of grief (when they thought "Well, this story is not salvageable, but maybe we can just make this an entertaining MOVIE if not a good story?") onto anger and despair-"Fuck literally everything. This story is terrible and the movie will be too. Nothing we can do about that." Next comes acceptance, when they move on with their lives and try to redeem themselves from these two trainwrecks. ...Wait, they're seriously planning to make a third one? Oh for fuck's sake.
@tylerdurden83717 жыл бұрын
They should do more videos like this. Where one just talks about a shitty movie to the other
@izzy12217 жыл бұрын
**shakes the siblings** JOOOOOOOHN WICK 2 LEGO BATMAN.
@anthonyfrancois-ospina7 жыл бұрын
This review is hilarious! Please Rob do the 3rd one next year! Its too funny.