The Emperor: - "Is she with you?" Khorne: - "I thought she was with you."
@Mr.LaughingDuck5 ай бұрын
Flesh Tearers: Can we adopt her? World Eaters: Hey we want to adopt her, too!
@Macharius895 ай бұрын
@@Mr.LaughingDuck Shared custody then?
@floricel_1125 ай бұрын
@@Macharius89yeah right. They're tearing into each other as I'm writing this comment
@therealcarlxii5 ай бұрын
Laughing in tzeentch
@ForticusKrorkenstein5 ай бұрын
@@therealcarlxii Laughs at physics and plans with Gork and Mork.
@inductivegrunt945 ай бұрын
She's a little confused, but she's got spirit.
@inasapostle13thapostleofthe125 ай бұрын
Hey as long as she keeps killing whatever the canoness orders her to, everythings great xD
@Genburthing5 ай бұрын
Slaneesh: You…didn’t you hate Tzeench?! Khorne: If she kills, she is in
@serahshevelan32635 ай бұрын
"spiwit, bwavado, a touch of dawing doo"
@Manslayer-eo1nh5 ай бұрын
@@Genburthing I do not care from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.
@backgroundmarine90425 ай бұрын
@@serahshevelan3263 Oh, uh, about 11, sir.
@brandonhall74985 ай бұрын
Emperor: Is...that one mine? Khorne: Or is she mine? Tzeentch: hehehehe.
@michalaubrecht15125 ай бұрын
Both: *Snap head in Tzeentch's direction* The f@ck did you did?!?! And don't give me that ,,JuSt As PLannEd BS!!!!!"
@Sorcerer_of_Tzeentch5 ай бұрын
@@michalaubrecht1512 Tzeentch: Just as planned~
@the-wanderer1115 ай бұрын
@@Sorcerer_of_Tzeentch Khorne: Punching you in the face. Emperor: Already doing it. Tzeentch: Haha, I'm in danger.
@Sorcerer_of_Tzeentch5 ай бұрын
@@the-wanderer111 Nurgle and slaanesh sittin nearby having a tea party:
@therealcarlxii5 ай бұрын
@@Sorcerer_of_TzeentchI hope it's not Nurgle who made the "tea"
@the_infinexos5 ай бұрын
Being so invested in battling for the Emperor that you accidentally fall to chaos sounds right in line for 40K
@stringisacrow59595 ай бұрын
It's happend to a whole guard army before
@woundedzilla15175 ай бұрын
@@the_infinexos not for the sisters though they have had one person fall to chaos
@devastater975 ай бұрын
Happened to a Loyalist Astartes. He fell to Khorne without realizing it.
@Randomdudefromtheinternet5 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t be the first time, they should start thinking for themselves but then again “curiosity is a sin”.
@marcearlsantos90275 ай бұрын
@@woundedzilla1517 Its not even a "fall" as in willingly corrupted. It was more of possession and acting like they are the same thing like with Fulgrim. Heck it was even confirmed when Custodes "fell" to chaos but as in drunken rage that they momentarily went insane but not corrupted.
@yourlocalyautjawarrior18875 ай бұрын
"I can fix her." -Famous last words.
@AurelionSass5 ай бұрын
No reason to fix what's already perfect.
@RileyLewis-j2w5 ай бұрын
I like the kind of girl that can just flat out kill me.
@benedictlukas22235 ай бұрын
-Some Bloodthirster probably.
@relogos5 ай бұрын
I can make her worse.
@arizonaicesuntea99225 ай бұрын
She can fix me
@tut28Angel5 ай бұрын
In her defense the golden throne has ALOT of skulls. As for blood.....our Emperor did make the blood angels.
@UsernotFound20185 ай бұрын
Did he.. I just assumed one of his primemarchs or generals made the blood marines Bananas guards and lemon boys are for my ligend
@LordCrate-du8zm5 ай бұрын
@UsernotFound2018 Nope, Big E made all the Space Marines and Primarchs to lead them.
@derpanzermacher90945 ай бұрын
Yeahh...the Blood Angels are as much Khorne's work as the Emperor's lol.
@madbrokendream76534 ай бұрын
very sure there is a load of metaphorical blood of psyker on the throne so it check out
@benjaminthibieroz41552 ай бұрын
Emperor litteraly have 10 000 psykers sacrificed to him each day...
@vibechecker31685 ай бұрын
“Very good sister, keep up the emperors WAITAMINUTE!” -Nervous Ordos Hereticus Interrogator
@gamingninja12565 ай бұрын
sister: what? inquisitor: how have you not figured it out!? THINK sister, THINK! doesn't that sound a LOT like a certain Warcry you might have heard once or twice? sister:hmmmmmmmmmmm...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...oh. oh no... inquisitor: *draws polt pistol* yup.
@oo-xb6gv2 ай бұрын
@@gamingninja1256 Honestly the inquisitor doesn't even have to draw a bolt pistol, she'll end her own life at their word or even before it.
@ert89682 ай бұрын
@@oo-xb6gv No! She is fucking hearing the voice of (a) god! You think that an opinion of a human can sway her? You seem unable to understand how far she is already gone, do you? It stared with **Every time I slay the enemies of mankind** and became **Every time I kill!** . Please notice that you no longer need to be her or humanitys enemy. It's enough that you are alive and that she can kill you. She is going to hear the voice of her god once she kills the inquisitor, you, her sisters, the priest, the child, the man, the woman, the animals, the whole town, the whole city and the whole planet. Implying that she is a heretic is going to put you on the "You are going to die, so I can hear the voice of god" list.
@antonioferrari24128 күн бұрын
“Welp. Time to kill myself. WATCH AND LEARN!”
@mopeysadcloud39255 ай бұрын
"Uhh...should we tell her?" "Hey she's on our side! You really want her against us?"
@haoo5495 ай бұрын
Inquisitors: "this way, miss" And they never seen her again....
@assassinzakral70233 ай бұрын
@haoo549 Because she was adopted by the Flesh Tearers, after said inquisitors "accidentally" shot themselves in the back.
@deadgunslinger84895 ай бұрын
Plot twist: theres no corruption, shes just insane.
@Joseph-mw2rl4 ай бұрын
Khorne berserker: Ayo chill out sis who shit in your cereal
@thebighurt24953 ай бұрын
Double Plot Twist: The Corruption is from Tzeentch. It just caused madness and nothing else. Because he thought everyone else being super confused would be hilarious.
@Victor-05622 күн бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 ...This ended up Backfiring because Khorne was satisfied at the blood flowing, while Big E gained an incredibly strong follower.
@anshwadhawan-xi9py21 күн бұрын
@@Victor-056 Tzeentch: Just as planned! heheheheheh
@MattCaliber5 ай бұрын
Guardsman: Sir. It happened again. Inquisitor: Battle sister accidentally became a Khorne follower by taking hearing Emperor's voice literally? Guardsman: Yep. Inquisitor: That's the 5th one this month. Get the holy incense.
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium5 ай бұрын
Correction: It's the 137,005th one this month.
@zacker15905 ай бұрын
Stormtrooper: For Emperor dam sake! Why do the Sisters develop bloodthirsty desire to hear from the emperor but it actually Khorne. "Sigh" Get a squad ready, we got another one to put down.
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium5 ай бұрын
@@zacker1590 Carry on Scion.
@kennyburkamp40545 ай бұрын
Inquisitor: what order does these korne corrupt sisters keep coming from Guard: predominantly the order of the Bloody rose sir Inquisitor: makes sense I could have guessed that
@mikecampos11935 ай бұрын
Is that code for Heavy Flamer.
@Delta2855 ай бұрын
That is only 50% hersey
@silverdust41975 ай бұрын
The world eaters where saying the same thing, and they turned out fine ... Right ?....
@GarkKahn5 ай бұрын
@@silverdust4197world what? I thought they were black templars!
@a1z1585 ай бұрын
Acceptable levels, continue the offensive
@dawildbear5 ай бұрын
never go full heretic
@themindofamadman29994 ай бұрын
50% too much
@TheMemeDynamics5 ай бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR PSYKERS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
@parttimedreamer21405 ай бұрын
Emp: So, every other month her kills are officially yours but she will always be under the impression that it's me she hears. Khorne: and with this I believe we have come to an agreement. I just want to see our little girl grow happy and strong, even if we can't get along. Emp: ...why'd you have to phrase it like that? Captain-General (Kitten): ...I'm not even suprised at this point.
@Agent-ym8ke5 ай бұрын
TTS LIVES! *stomp stomp*
@Imnotinsaneimspecial4 ай бұрын
Khorne is the best dad lol
@alexanderp88823 ай бұрын
As a tts fan i have to like
@perceuspybro84453 күн бұрын
KITTEN LIVES! *Stomp Stomp*
@admiraltorvosaurus85135 ай бұрын
Lady, that is not the emperor... *Kornate sororatas intensifies slaughter* Nah, im not going to tell her
@mnk90735 ай бұрын
As long as she butchers the other side all is well. Or at least well enough...
@alphaandomega44225 ай бұрын
"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!" -Slightly Overzealous Battle Brother
@insertedgynamehere3 ай бұрын
You mean literally every blood angels successor except the lamentors?
@thorinth3079Ай бұрын
Well done Sister! Wait, me, Sanguinius, Sister?, Sanguinius has no sisters... Ah perhaps I'm thinking of Corax with his shiny long black hair, what was I thinking about again? Oh yeah, HOOOORRRRRUSSS
@orobogamer3.040Ай бұрын
I do too
@CountKibblesNBits5 ай бұрын
Meanwhile: The Emperor's Palace receives a Cease and Desist Order for Copyright Infringement from the Blood God.
@batuhanylmaz96622 ай бұрын
"Lol" said the Emperor's text-to-speech device, "lmao"
@funklestiltskin61405 ай бұрын
I like the idea that Khorne tried to corrupt her only to accidentally make her a mouth frothing Imperial Berserker. He’d probably be pretty happy either way. After all, Khorne cares not where the blood flows from, only that it flows.
@averageeughenjoyer64293 ай бұрын
Give him some more credit, he got what he wanted
@JoshBeck-z5m2 ай бұрын
I doubt he would mind, in my opinion Khorne could straight up make piece with the imperium and have a changed perception of him warping him to emphasize his more honorable and respectable aspects.
@Freedmoon44Ай бұрын
All of the Chaos gods could, but none will for they are more powerfull with all these extreme forms of worship @@JoshBeck-z5m
@Victor-05622 күн бұрын
...I just pictured Khorne shrugging and going "meh" on the last line.
@VH-fj1hb5 ай бұрын
A worried Salamander: "hm... sister you are scaring the children, pls can you purge a litle bit quiet?"
@ert89682 ай бұрын
Looks at the children and mutters: " Everytime i *kill* "
@Sourlad5 ай бұрын
I imagine korn getting more and more excited, but after hearing the "for emperor," he sit back down
@whydid6665 ай бұрын
Korn, "This shit right here is why I never stand-up in the first place."
@JoshBeck-z5m2 ай бұрын
Nah he’d loose his stuff cheering her on, it is said that he doesn’t care from whence the blood flows, but it is also said that blood shed for passion is closer to his heart than blood for sake of blood.
@TheWarmachine3755 ай бұрын
The Sister of Battle just asked her enemies how's their health plan. Apparently it was great.
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro9505 ай бұрын
The Crimison F-er!
@adriangonzalez79065 ай бұрын
Dont mencionated nothing of a fear turkey
@theanchorshat5855 ай бұрын
She sent over 400 death threats to the Brass Citadel by Servo-Skull.
@leunam30045 ай бұрын
Haven't you heard the newest sensation sweeping the nation~? Bitches love Cannons!
@alexmartinez58595 ай бұрын
Return of the Why B*ner: With a Vengeance!
@RedShocktrooperRST4 ай бұрын
"...Since when did the Imperium have Daemons?!" -Some very lost Alpha Legionnaires.
@thebighurt24953 ай бұрын
Legion of the Damned: "HEllo ThERe."
@RedShocktrooperRSTАй бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 "No not you, the lady in golden armor with white feathered wings."
@vibechecker31685 ай бұрын
She smiled, covered in blood, white hair matted and soaked. “I can hear his voice, I can hear him, I can hear his commands. I look to you, o Lord, I kill for you” Interrogator Nicodemus nodded behind her, “joyous news, Sister Lucia. You are truly blessed.” How in the emperors name had he not seen it? Had he not been vigilant? Had he not been pious and watchful? How had he failed them? How. “I look to you o Lord! I look to you!” She cried out in awe, looking at the sky with glazed eyes. His bolt pistol came out of his holster silently. “Yes, Lucia. Look to the emperor.” Nicodemus said with a voice full of false cheer. He pointed it at her head. A quick end, and into the arms of Him on Terra. “Go to Him.”
@dr.steelworth57755 ай бұрын
He blinked as tears filled his vision before firing. Instead of just the recoil of his bolt pistol and the splat from the Sororitas' head exploding, he felt a sharp in his abdomen. The Interrogator looked down to see her chainsword impaled into his stomach. Looking back up sent a chill down his spine when he saw the manic look in the Battle Sister's eyes. "Is this treason, Interrogator?" She said, a smile widening on her face. The man tried to aim for her head again, but was halted as her chainsword activated. Her crazed laughter filled the air as she vertically bisected the poor soul. "BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!" Sister Lucia chanted with sheer insane piety. Moments later, she returned to her fellow Sisters and told them all of her encounter with the Emperor.
@albertofontanelli62975 ай бұрын
@@dr.steelworth5775 As time went on, Sister Lucia kept fighting the Emperor’s enemies, but more and more she fought them, more and more she kept to…change. With each battle fought she became stronger and faster. With each enemy slayned, her spirit grew more and more violent. Soon, her body started to grow, her muscles getting bigger and bigger. “Oh lord” she said with a respectful yet impatient voice as she was kneeled in the chaple of the ship “I am grateful each and every moment of my existence to be chosen by you. Not only i was deemed right to ear your majestic voice, but you also bestowed your blessings upon me.” She looked at her unnaturally muscular hands “each time i kill one of your enemies, i can feel your love bestowed upon me. I feel stronger and determined to be the instrument of your will” As she looked at herself with joy, she froze, as a thought entered in her mind, started by her own words “…but you maybe you want more from me? These blessings are not just to kill, but also as a reminder of your wrath? Of the wrath that your sons deliver upon the enemies of mankind?” As the last word slipped from her mouth, she froze once more, then looked up to the golden statue of the Emperor “Oh lord….” She whispered while tears descended on her chins “….you want me to be one of your blessed angels?” No other sound seemed to be as a soft, reasciuring yet composed voice spoke a single word “Yes”
@AngryHomunculus5 ай бұрын
@@albertofontanelli6297 wait is this implying she becomes an Imperial Daemon, or that she getting Custodes/Astartes Enhancements?
@ДаниилРепп-г1е5 ай бұрын
I think it's the corruption by Khorne. She on her way to become Chosen of Khorne.
@fj82645 ай бұрын
@@AngryHomunculus Neither. Khorne has his claws so very deeply in her, he will never let his manic little bride of blood go. And she would not want that either. Poor Interrogator Nicodemus. Also, Girls can't become Astartes or get the supplemental organs of Space Marines either.
@mrbones93322 ай бұрын
Psyker: Protocol doesn't say anything about this... Veteran: 'least she's killin' them, not us." Ogryn: "Is hoggin' all the good bonkin'!"
@FranciscoRuiz-fv6is4 ай бұрын
ironically with that version of the "Battle Cry" all that blood and skulls really go to the emperor and not the lord of blood. And that makes Khorne angry (Even more)
@gilthreyblaunce2 ай бұрын
is that real? If so that is hilarious
@Blopusanian2 ай бұрын
That battle cry is the one the pre Khorne World Eaters used except it was blood for the primarch. I think Khorne is a game respects game sorta guy.
@Victor-05622 күн бұрын
Nah, Khorne doesn't care where the blood flows from... Just that it Flows.
@TheShadowForgeStudio5 ай бұрын
She’s obviously been duped by Mork, he’s the sneaky clever one of the duo.
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas5 ай бұрын
I thought that was Gork!
@TheShadowForgeStudio5 ай бұрын
No ya stinkin git! Everyone knows Mork is the clever one!
@starhammer52475 ай бұрын
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasNah, Gork is Brutal but Cunnin', Mork is Cunnin' but Brutal.
@earthchan75403 ай бұрын
Soon she'll start speaking in a screamy-British accent and refer to her bolter as shoota
@aleturano105213 сағат бұрын
Krumpin' for the Kunnin' God, squigs for the Shroom Throne!
@SallinKari5 ай бұрын
To be fair... Both have a cool throne that they never seem to get off of, both have an unhealthy obsession with skulls, both expect blood to be shed in their name, and both have flaming swords.
The only time the Emperor and Korn had any doubts about who she was with
@cooldude27225 ай бұрын
…Ok, but you have to admit: _“Skulls for the Golden Throne”_ goes *hard.*
@Gato-Sicariusw4f4 ай бұрын
Khorne: Hey WTF Big E that's mine war cry
@Nightmare704RY5 ай бұрын
Guardsman: ... *takes a step back* Commissar: is that a retreat I see Guardsman? Guardsman: from her *points at the sister of battle* Commissar: ... *takes a step back*
@kriegertechpriest70115 ай бұрын
Im suicidal, not crazy
@alfredmarcos17614 ай бұрын
You know it's bad when even the commissar backs away
@jiyuhong58533 ай бұрын
@@alfredmarcos1761 correction, you know its bad when even a DEATH KORP commissar backs away
@kriegertechpriest70113 ай бұрын
@@jiyuhong5853 I cznt blame him either
@darklink84233 ай бұрын
@@kriegertechpriest7011*cough Cough* WHAT!?!?!?! I can retreat with you?
@angelobrewster62935 ай бұрын
Blood Drinkers and Flesh Tearers Space Marines watching nearby. "Well done Sister."
@coiler39275 ай бұрын
"So we're going to strap you to a pentient engine and send you on a one way trip into a swarm of orks." "Ok." (Doesnt seem unhappy)
@jiyuhong58533 ай бұрын
Sister: You mean you could have done that the whole time?!? Why did you not augment me sooner so that I can crush more enemies of the emporer?
@Nightmare704RYАй бұрын
@@jiyuhong5853 cannones: because it is supposed to be a PUNISHMENT!!!
@Nickle_King5 ай бұрын
Emperor: "Ok. I like where you're head's at, but ixnay on the erbagevay. Simply 'For the Emperor' will suffice."
@Historyfrek4ever5 ай бұрын
This is why “no sororitas have ever fallen to chaos” they and the ecclesiarchy already feed the great enemy enough.
@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood65613 ай бұрын
Not at all. Fucking 40K tourists who get their lore from memes. No no no. You cannot feed individual chaos Gods if you do not worship them. You cannot feed Chaos as a collective if you have a god of your own. The faith in The Emperor DOES Shield you from Chaos, and The Emperor does starve out Chaos. He is the ANATHEMA of Chaos for a reason.
@voodooozo37552 ай бұрын
That is untrue tho, there is a sister of battle that became minor champion of slaanesh if I remember correctly
@Freedmoon44Ай бұрын
@@voodooozo3755yes a SINGULAR sister of battle Most basically either dont fall or fall so far into the emperor's faith that even their extremes feed him more than the actual chaos gods
@WitchFisterVeo19114 ай бұрын
Blood for the God Emperor!!! Souls for the Golden Throne!!!! BLOOD FOR GOD EMPEROR!!! SOULS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!
@andreabloomfield49745 ай бұрын
Inquisitor: hmmmmm… looks perfectly normal to me carry on then.
@oddtomato10495 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that most Sisters of battle are schizophrenic, and she was the only one there who wasn't.
@Camoop4 ай бұрын
I she wasn’t then, she is now.
@willr.14953 ай бұрын
World Eaters: "She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit."
@IronForce-ff2qx5 ай бұрын
The shield of faith, while being Sisters biggest strength, might also be their greatest weakness as they blind themselves to any type of reason or self reflection in order to maintain it, which often ends with them either getting manipulated by corrupt people into doing their bidding or unknowingly hurting their cause by reckless actions.
@TurnAGundamАй бұрын
A true double-edged sword.
@derpyboi859121 күн бұрын
Only one sister fell to chaos, none else have. One minor order was mind controlled by Tzeentch for a short time, but they got free and all killed themselves. Being corrupted is EXTREMELY unlikely for the sisters.
@IronForce-ff2qx21 күн бұрын
@@derpyboi8591 I don’t mean that they would get corrupted directly, but it would be easy for them to get manipulated by someone who is, like during the Age of Apostasy, Sisters only stopped following Goge Vandire when Emperor himself said so.
@kokwaifoong33275 ай бұрын
Darktide approved
@hantubelaung5 ай бұрын
''Never dive into your faith alone, because Devil himself will be your guide.'' -Ancient proverb
@oddtomato10495 ай бұрын
In the first half I thought it to be Slaanesh who she heard, because of the expressed feelings of inferiority. This made me imagine an alternative version of the comic: I imagined that she would come to obsess over her duty, never relaxing and always doing her best at everything. And she would do so until she feels like she has already surpassed her fellow ssters in every way imaginable, and that it must mean the Emperor had planned a fate for her that was much grander than that, that she must do more for her to earn his blessing. And each time she would barely escape death her skin would look a little paler, as if she had died long ago. And so she would unwittingly turn into a follower of Slaanesh without ever having heard, seen, or possibly though of Slaanesh in any context other than their destruction. For no words needed to be spoken, for she was the harbringer of her own demise...
@khylerbane45234 ай бұрын
Black Templars: “I like this one.” Flesh tearers: “I like her too.” World eaters: “Back off, she’s ours.” Emperor, Dorn, Guilliman, lion, and Khan: “I hate all of you.” Russ and Corax: “FUCK YOU, LORGAR!”
@orobogamer3.0403 ай бұрын
The ultramarines also have a rivalry with world bearers
@christopherg23475 ай бұрын
Her "Red Rage" is every day - but only others bleed.
@Joseph-mw2rl4 ай бұрын
"if you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic" -House M.D.
@aideng-0.0335 ай бұрын
Wow, they did it. Didn’t think anyone would do it but dang, they did it. Cool.
@fabiomorandi35855 ай бұрын
Considering the amount of Belief the Sisters of Battle send into the Warp, imagine if this Sister's way of seeing things caught on and one day the Emperor and Khorne ended up sharing the same chair.
@nailigniststarzear66895 ай бұрын
Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows, but he does care that it flows
@BrotherHood-xh9sg5 ай бұрын
It always made more sense to me that the Sister's of Battle would be more incline to fall to Khorne. But almost all I find are stories of them falling to she who thirsts.
@vehx93164 ай бұрын
horny internet strike again.
@n0ttomuch653 ай бұрын
it's becouse Slaneesh is excess and and not just mindless slaughter, Sisters of Battle are definition of excessive religion
@earthchan75403 ай бұрын
It's always a fun story to hear a conservative, pure, religious sister fall into the deepest pits of pleasure and depravity.
@thebighurt24953 ай бұрын
@@n0ttomuch65Said it before and I'll say it again. The Eldar were onto something with having their own pantheon. The Imperium needs their own pantheon to funnel that fervor towards.
@deathmachineable5 ай бұрын
Seeing this: Lion: (with a very depressed look)...Guilliman.. Guilliman: (with an equally depressed look)....Yeah...it's a thing these days.... Lion: After waking up and seeing our "Father's" empire in this state....I'm starting to think, maybe Horus had a point... Guilliman: So did I Big Brother. Hel, I even wanted to die immediately after seeing....this... Lion: Yet....here we are...amidst all of...this Guilliman: That we...are. Is this why you preferred to chase down the Drukhari, Jaghatai? Jaghatai: Yes....and right now, I'm thoroughly regretting it. Let's just hope Russ is faring better at finding a cure for our demented old carcass of a "Father". Lion: Want to go get Vulkan over here? Jaghatai: Not...the best of suggestions giving the situation here. Guilliman: I agree with Khan, I heard from Valoris that last time Vulkan was still around he saw all of this and immediately wanted to butcher the High Lords on sight for this mess. Jaghatai: Don't blame the big boy at all, I would've done the same without batting an eyelash if it meant it would raise the Imperium's common sense to a certain level. Lion: Now that I see it, Ferrus got it lucky, he got to die and not live to see this sorry state. Corax is probably the happiest fellow around, going on a manhunt, trapping our bitch of a brother Lorgar inside his little panic room... Guilliman: Should've just set the whole room on fire with him, his bastard Father Kor Phaeron and that mule Erebus inside.. And, yes, Ferrus is indeed angry at us... I can literally see his ghost right there belittling us. Ghost Ferrus: YOU ARE ALL WEEEEEAAAAK.....WEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAK!!!! Guilliman: I miss you too, big bro (with a grimacing smile)..... Lion: ........ Jaghatai: ......... Fuck Fulgrim....
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas5 ай бұрын
Weeeeeaaaak
@Bluesonofman5 ай бұрын
(Meanwhile Magnus in my fanfic is off gathering their new sisters formed from the Emperor’s soul shards in the form of Black Rock Shooter and crew.)
@deathmachineable5 ай бұрын
@@Bluesonofman By any chances, is it called Warhammer 41K: The Emperor's Daughters?
@Bluesonofman5 ай бұрын
@@deathmachineable yes
@JoshBeck-z5mАй бұрын
Clonegrim: “The heck did I do?”
@spacecore944 ай бұрын
Acolyte: *Opens mouth* Inquisitor: Wait. Let her cook.
@ConceptsCool49935 ай бұрын
Now I'm not saying she should be in the order of the bloody rose, but what I am saying is- actually what the fuck am I saying of course she should be I mean fuck corrupted honour just heard his own personal battle cry his warriors use inverted and altered for the golden man.
@LordCrate-du8zm5 ай бұрын
Crimson Slaughter marine: “Wait, you actively WANT to hear the voices in your head?” Second Crimson Slaughter marine: “Give her a week. She’ll be begging Khorne to stop by then.”
@konrad2.05 ай бұрын
the emperor has now his own Jeanne d'arc, noice
@solbadguy90255 ай бұрын
Now that I think of it, an imperial saint based on her would be fitting
@konrad2.05 ай бұрын
@@solbadguy9025 saint Celestine might be the warhammer 40k incarnation of joan of arc but i'm not sure
@Randomdudefromtheinternet5 ай бұрын
This made me realize, the SoB should be very easily swayed into Chaos. They never question who or why they’re purging someone, they relish to fight the enemies of the Emperor and spilling the blood of the heretic, and they crave martyrdom above anything else; all it takes is the right nudges and they’ll do the rest (and by the time they notice, it’ll either be too late or too corrupted to care. Only wisdom can fend off the tongue of the treacherous, only sympathy can fight sadism, only discipline can fortify you against debauchery and wrath, only love and friendship can keep you away from craving death. In summary, we need Chaos Sisters.
@MrReich19185 ай бұрын
There is _A_ chaos sister. I believe she fell to Slaanesh. Think she's actually a daemon prince by now. If memory serves.
@Randomdudefromtheinternet5 ай бұрын
@@MrReich1918 Yeah, but only one? Those are rookie numbers
@desadograisedrobot5155 ай бұрын
The 2nd paragraph is quite a nice message to hear in a W40K related media...
@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood65613 ай бұрын
Not at all. That is why there has only been 1 chaos corrupted sister. Do you understand me, only 1 sister has ever been corrupted! That is not how Chaos works. Chaos does not latch on to just random emotions. You HAVE to actively worship those gods, you have to actively accept them. And Khorn? Khorn is HONESTY made manifest. Khorn would never mask himself as the Emperor, he would make it absolutly clear that it is him. That is why Khorne is the least evil Chaos god by a far margin. And if you believe in The Emperor you are safe from Chaos. Your faith and zeal directs your thought-enervy and warp-stuff emanating from your soul toward the Emperor, and starves out Chaos. As long as a Sister believes is in the Empwror she is incorruptible. And for the feel goody spiel at the end. All I have to say is "I have no right to let them live". Your love is Emperor's for only He is worthy of love. He who has died a 1000 deaths upon the golden throne for 10k years for OUR sins and mistakes and keeps doing so, keeps fighting so we may have a chance to live. Only Emperor is worthy of love, Only the Emperor is worthy ofservice, Only the Emperor is worthy of obedience.
@ErykMagnus3 ай бұрын
Nie bo to Herezja.
@khylerbane45234 ай бұрын
Vulkan: “I wish to pet this creature.”
@Nagytika2 ай бұрын
0:50 bring me shrubbery
@TheDCVTitan3 ай бұрын
Well... that... umm... that's some heresy there... should probably put a stop to it... but... she is doing a very good job of dealing with the enemies of mankind.
@AzraelSoulHunter3 ай бұрын
She prayed like no other, but one with keen sense could tell... it was not God Emperor who answered her prayers.
@TheWarmachine3755 ай бұрын
I can see why the Grey Knights did some purging on the Sisters of Battle.
@michalaubrecht15125 ай бұрын
What?! When?!
@benedictlukas22235 ай бұрын
@@michalaubrecht1512 Text-to-Speech reverence.
@michalaubrecht15125 ай бұрын
@@benedictlukas2223 ah thx
@Yaboi-if8bw5 ай бұрын
@@michalaubrecht1512there was a moment in a story, I can’t remember when, but apparently, the Grey Knights and Sisters of battle were fending off against a chaos threat. Seeing that they could not be corrupted and were inherently mortal all throughout it, the grey knights actually killed the sisters and used their blood to cover themselve in it, so they could be further incorruptible. Keep in mind that the grey knights use the Emperors geneseed, and because of it, not a single marine (baring one unnamed) has ever fallen to chaos in their 10,000 year history.
@luxhistoriae11725 ай бұрын
@@Yaboi-if8bw apparently there may be one of the GK who did fell to Slaanesh after gazing it directly in his palace
@Tallame_Longstory2 ай бұрын
You know it's honestly surprising that this doesn't happen more often
@Kolossus_3 ай бұрын
Khorne: you've done very well, Child, you "Emperor" is most please
@hailmendoza61064 ай бұрын
Khorne: SHE COPIED MY WHOLE FUCKING FLOW! Word for Word, Bar for Bar.
@Aadarm3 ай бұрын
She's fine, obviously just a standard Sister of the Order of the Bloody Rose.
@commandercritic90365 ай бұрын
Emps: (side eyes Khorne) Khorne: (side eyes Emps) Both: Where did we go wrong! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
@saintsticious41215 ай бұрын
I don't know why but this gives me "Task failed successfully" vibe
@edwardsolaristhetaleteller97025 ай бұрын
When she said "Doubt" i knew that was it
@EditsJomamaАй бұрын
Listening to the voices in your head can be challenging some times, especially if they start communicating to you and say “kill them all.”
@nickpapadopoulos99785 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the last two lines are quotes from the Zealot class in Wh40k:Darktide
@M1lza5 ай бұрын
I love this. This show exactly how corruption work. A Moment of weakness, a crack Is what the Chaos Need, Just a single crack and if get you, worst part?most still think they are on the right Path and not in the clutch of damnation
@calebtesfaye39255 ай бұрын
Hmm.. well this certainly a very interesting concept. On one hand, the whole skull part definitely makes me believe that she heard Khorne and not Big E. However.. from the looks of things she hasn't necessarily turned traitor, so maybe she's somehow doing something similar to the Gray Knights, albeit without really knowing it? In any case, this is an interesting conic to be sure.
@GreyKnightsVenerable5 ай бұрын
Grey knights don’t praise and follow the chaos gods, and she hasn’t been possessed by a daemon (even if she was, she hasn’t expelled it like a Grey Knight would.) She is 99% fallen to chaos right now and all chaos has to do at this point is a slight push and she’ll start killing Imperials.
@earthchan75403 ай бұрын
@@GreyKnightsVenerable Khorne will just say in his best Big E impersonation, "I am not a god, my child. That title and the "holy" book that you are reading were made by my traitorous son, Lorgar. Now dear, can you please purge the Ecclesiarchy for me? "
@shroomer38672 ай бұрын
She would fit right into a death cult of the Emperor
@WorshipperOfKhone5 ай бұрын
*"PURRRRGGGING WITH MY KIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN"*
@DarkonFullPower3 ай бұрын
That song had a FULL VERSION BTW kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaqkdnWrrZ1rntksi=38d-3oKHdEE6Uosf
@dantereinhardt69115 ай бұрын
By all rights a Sororitas would hardly ever fall to chaos. The amount of times one of them fell to chaos was as low as 3, and one of those was just because of brainwashing and they killed themselves out of shame soon after. Basically yeah, if a Sororitas is going a bit hard on the bloodlust, it's still bloodlust for the emperor. No heresy here.
@alannatherson77214 ай бұрын
Inquisitor: Are we just going to ignore that?
@Plauge_Dragon3 ай бұрын
Khorne: I feel like absolute garbage. Emps: This is new. Khorne: I accidentally got into one of your harem members and now I’m trying to LARP as you, Anathema to keep her from killing herself out of shame! Emps: …First of all, they’re not my ‘harem’. Second of all… you’re pretending to be me? Khorne: She’s an honorable warrior who revels in slaughter! I’m *this* close to giving her Daemonhood! Emps: Which will break her. Khorne: Hey… can we do joint custody?
@forgedinbars44615 күн бұрын
God she pulled that off, fantastic voice work lass. Just enough nuance in the voice to ground it, but stayed clear to the objective.
@SirAroace3 ай бұрын
thank you Darktide for that line.
@Kishin-yh7qv2 ай бұрын
I know things would take a turn as soon as I heard the words "doubt"
@EnclaveSoldier22015 ай бұрын
Tzeench really do be playing 4D chess with this one. At this point, I'm pretty sure only our tentacled friend is the only one who knows who's one who's side.
@spoonyhalo90k5 ай бұрын
highjacking khorne for the emperor, most sister thing i can think of
@dumbidea10075 ай бұрын
I would like a story where we see from a sister pov as it goes we realize she has mental issue but for the 40k world shes seen as a saint or an enlighten one. Like she has ptsd but convinced herself shes being given visions or something
@Keyfur915 ай бұрын
The moment she heard that faint voice I had a terrible suspicion that it wasn't going to be the Emperor's voice she was hearing...
@A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman5 ай бұрын
As a representative of the Death Korp of Krieg, we don't know how to clasify this. So carry on and "Skulls for the golden throne!"
@stealthynaxo5 ай бұрын
Ok listen. Listen. HEY! I SAID LIST- LISTEN! Stop! No more. Just stay and listen. Are you listening? Good. Now hear me out... I can fix her.
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas5 ай бұрын
I let out an audible HAH after I scrolled for a solid 5 minutes and for to the end
@stealthynaxo5 ай бұрын
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas 😂 Glad to hear.
@inky_mesa4 ай бұрын
the last words of a over confident guardsman
@harl3quinn4 ай бұрын
I am very certain she'll fix you.
@saphirone80303 ай бұрын
I gotta say, Rhiannon absolutly crushed it. It's not easy to do convincing voices for a war cry and she absolutly nailed it !
@Yuri7673 ай бұрын
i though shes gonna about to say blood for the blood god or skulls for the skull throne :/ 1:20
@woundedzilla15175 ай бұрын
Khorn:Not perfect but she has the spirit
@TVMOVA24 күн бұрын
And that's why the Inquisitions Motto is "Innocence proves nothing" because even with good intentions you can be/become the enemy that needs to be rooted out
@hanchiman5 ай бұрын
Umm... I dunno, I mean, Sister here is killing in the name of the Emperor towards filthy Xenos... but gotta calm down there Sis... On a serious note, I recall a Space Marine who originated from HIVE cities were basically recruited from Gangmembers, Criminals, Psychos and Serial Killers, at least in the old White Dwarf edition
@AngryHomunculus5 ай бұрын
That sounds like an Imperial Fists thing. Because they're Fleet-Based, they go to a planet's hive cities and take any hive ganger that fits their criteria. Supposedly in some instances they'll trigger Gang Wars in the hive cities and scoop up whoever wins
@user-sy7cm9qi1u3 ай бұрын
🩸BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR 💀SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
@Soundwave-A10Ай бұрын
Black Templar 1 :"look right , I know I shouldn't find that hot but..." Black Templar 2 :"No no , it's not just you brother"
@henry-95603 ай бұрын
How Khorne yoinks a worshipper away
@nebelwanderer49745 ай бұрын
I could immediately tell where this was going when I saw the thumbnail. Small point of criticism for the comic panel at 0:55 though: T'au have blue blood, not red. It could possibly be rectified if they were Gue'vesa (human auxiliary troops of the T'au Empire), but I doubt they would use the exact same gear as regular Fire Caste soldiers.
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas5 ай бұрын
Ooh, well noticed!
@AbhimanyuSunilkumar5 ай бұрын
She seem nice
@FluxNeo4 ай бұрын
Alright, she's getting ~thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis~ close to being heretical.
@thedakagal58954 ай бұрын
Least heretical Order of the Bloody Rose sister:
@kevlonk5 ай бұрын
Average Order of the Bloody Rose Sister.
@inky_mesa4 ай бұрын
i mean as long as its to serve the emporor -a unknown Comisar, found dead 3 minutes after saying it.