CHATS #2

funny texts and chats from all over the internet
CAN WE GET 10000000 LIKES??
funniest texts ever and memes

[@dontjudgemyemailname7738]

That comment of the mom saying their child was an accident My mom too

[@GrimwalkerArts]

Same tho. She very blatantly admitted that I was a mistake- XD

[@lorenzovargas619]

I was a happy accident as my mom puts it

[@KingTheGermanShepherd]

My mom is my dads sister

[@matrixsprays2702]

King The German Shepherd hold up...

[@KakashiHatake-md9nc]

Maximilian Muss that’s that Alabama shit.

[@alex_likes_games2796]

8:17 He actually texted "and your daughter" afterwards, and that one was delivered

[@JessePlayzYT26]

Alexander04 wtf XD

[@alex_likes_games2796]

was*

[@floorbread07]

He's doomed

[@fishboymanshark]

What are you talking about!? Crazy nuts!

[@reversedonpc559]

Ya

[@lauvski]

The fact that his voice is so calm and perfect for this makes it so much funny 😂😂😂

[@xxx_w]

"What's Up Cuties" is better...

[@nancyheartless2267]

Ikr 👁️👄👁️

[@strangeperson722]

Nancy Heartless 👀👄👀

[@ryderdolatta4113]

Lol

[@pauljuarez8396]

Factz

[@redpandahit122]

5:46 that’s the best save I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@hexsyndiction9833]

"I had you by mistake" *Parenting has left the chat*

[@kio7320]

"i commented you by mistake"

[@christbelle2277]

Bruh has joined the chat

[@iim0rtaI]

@@christbelle2277 its *bruh has join the chat*

[@christbelle2277]

Twisted Gamerboy no.....no its not🤦‍♂️

[@clumpograpes1744]

I was gunna like but it was on 666 likes, I hope you understand the mental struggle I was going thru trying to figure out if I should like or not...

[@qiucx2532]

6:12 Text from *Crush* and he says N O to a love text....

[@van244]

I just saw this xD

[@adampetrowski]

@SpaghattyLS but dude the green text means it s his/her phone in his/her phone the other people s name is crush that means the green text person has a crush on the gray text person but he/she rejected he/she

[@llama_stone]

SpaghattyLS maybe he forgot

[@PreciselyTuned]

@@llama_stone You don't forget your feelings for someone

[@lanmandrew5451]

@@PreciselyTuned I do I have short time memory loss

[@Vsan-CH1]

2:06 "Do you wanna join mt religion?" "What's your religion?" * Show a cat picture * " i'm interested"

[@elimanning7257]

I wanna join

[@PanlessXO]

Catlism

[@mrigamonmrigamon2615]

Pretty much the religion of ancient Egypt

[@peric0540]

thank you, im blind and deaf and couldn't see what the meme said but your helpful comment made me realize what it said

[@flag8055]

"Our son made a mess in the sink" "We don't have a son" "Meet Baxter"

[@kiroswife]

6:11 if they don’t like them, why did they put their name as “crush”? *I AM C O N F U S I O N*

[@pizzatime8440]

All of them are fake and edited, but it’s still funny to watch

[@Tyrone69691]

Caillou

[@importantnot7480]

@u n 4 t u n a t e Thats not how it works-

[@adampetrowski]

@u n 4 t u n a t e Thats not how it works-

[@buzianyad5868]

@u n 4 t u n a t e Thats not how it works-

[@EthanTheReaper]

This one is my favorite “I have bad news” “Start with the bad news” “Our son made a mess in the sink” “We don’t have a son” photo* “Meet Baxter!”

[@teaspoon9825]

ye me too

[@mushroom5209]

When is it?

[@kostan55]

Timestamp pls

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

10:10 For you guys

[@elizabethwilson2926]

6:30 had me dying of laughter

[@ooferman99]

0:50 always made me think about saying to my mom that I called her by accident lmao

[@AMAZNGMUSIC]

Wait 6:15 why are they rejecting their crush??? 🤔🤔🤔

[@huhh8]

Excatly why

[@icarus7961]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TOCSAY

[@bvkedjvke]

It's obvi fake

[@asha_jane]

Almost all of these are fake

[@icarus7961]

@@asha_jane well I know it's fake, but they should make it believable

[@purpleuxx9148]

The father the son and he Holy Spirit cracked me up man

[@kimtaehyung5331]

ARMY 💜

[@sciegion1040]

Pfp

[@andygonzalez692]

@@kimtaehyung5331 How tf even are you?

[@cricfizzer4498]

@@kimtaehyung5331 ew no

[@Spiral_system]

7:38 the fact this is 12% is concerning

[@tudorcozma9256]

03:39 that's actually a place in Romania

[@mudabeeb]

When that guy rejected her crush : *It hurt itself in it's confusion!*

[@hanny214]

Rumor has it, Jon still hasn't found his phone.

[@dwbtw]

Cheerls Bugget Jon didn’t lose it Jon was the contact

[@hanny214]

@@dwbtw ooh whoops. XD

[@justabeanmate5302]

omg lol

[@paige0824]

I'm Jon, sadly.. i still havent found my phone, im gonna check the backrooms next, but i cant find out how to no-clip in.. wish me luck. - A Man Without A Phone (Jon)

[@mastermikehs9413]

@@paige0824 Jon didn’t lose his phone fool, Jon was the contact

[@esmed4152]

At school, my friends used to put up a meme, so whenever someone said "the holy spirit" we'd wave our arms around yelling "FLAP,FLAP FLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@cary2769]

Person: If happiness starts with a “H” why does mine start with a “U”? Me: probably bc you have *D E P R E S S I O N* Let me explain the joke: well happiness starts with a “H” but Unhappiness starts with a “U”

[@RussianDoggo-pr6kc]

Lol

[@SureshKumar-mx3ky]

There's perfectly 69 likes ...I wanna like the comment but I don't wanna spoil it

[@peric0540]

@@SureshKumar-mx3ky i did it, youre welcome

[@Rainpinks]

Suresh Kumar omg someone made it 70 and I made it 71

[@SureshKumar-mx3ky]

@@Rainpinks oh Okie dokie

[@parcite3991]

-I can't describe how ugly you are. -I can't describe how beautiful you are. -Thx -*But numbers can. 3/10* I am Dead 😂😂 Edit:Thx for the likes. ❤️

[@aihoshinoirl]

I! Doing that to my friend

[@galaxydragons6244]

I’m gonna use this on someone

[@ilost4727]

Shtrock X should be -inf+/10

[@parcite3991]

This is the most amount of likes I've ever got. Thank you so much!!!

[@hexx_5787]

My friend: I hate u so much!!! Me: Luv u 2

[@subzeeroCS]

Did you know you can’t breathe while smiling Jk I just wanted you to smile

[@cumdowner2611]

XD nice, leaving like here 😂

[@unresponsibledad8521]

*illusion 100*

[@676mz]

Stolen meme but okk

[@676mz]

Why does every reply have 1 like

[@Micheal31046]

4:24

[@nikkulet1021]

5:39 This one made me laugh the most.

[@Aliya-go9lc]

5:10 who else realized that it say “this IS IS so us” with the word (is) there twice

[@Aliya-go9lc]

Lol

[@strawberry5458]

did you just reply to your own comment?

[@sand747]

@@strawberry5458 they forgot to switch accounts

[@ilikeyourcutg5597]

Damn

[@inactiveaccount2765]

2:25 *dayum* 3:33 *Jesus, what ya doing?*

[@zack2009]

You: *I called you by accident* Mom: *I had u by accident*

[@chloeferguson7104]

Oof

[@yourhusbandinlaw5356]

Mike: do you wanna *rock* at my house? Sarah: Sure! I’ll bring my guitar Mike: ...

[@Ilyydee_]

Wow an actual rock

[@notvecty]

Girls when they’re around their friends laughing: Haha... that’s funny. Girls when their alone laughing: 0:26

[@jasonnguyen9994]

Sorr date s

[@sleepy8605]

That's so true! lmao 😂

[@nakkilama]

nah i laugh in an ugly way in front of my friends too. so much more comfortable not holding my laugh back ya know

[@FreidChicken]

Ew gacha

[@nakkilama]

@@FreidChicken ew roblox

[@xzoeyeditsxinactive7705]

Dude the best part is How’s life baby gorilla Babygirl* wTF

[@DaveyMartinez1]

The rest of the messages was on reddit after it was: Well Fuck It I’m Already In The Deep End What Up My Harmbai

[@axolotl786]

@@DaveyMartinez1 haramBEA*

[@Sarah-wu7ki]

Its me tho xd

[@cixbratz]

@@axolotl786 HaramBAE*

[@vin.2]

Life With Maddy .

[@ImRajix]

Fainted: Does Something Else Besides How Is Twitter Free Fainted Fans: Ewww

[@rosagoncalves6127]

Remixed Buildz literally no one is saying that

[@nocloutpumpshct7627]

Your wrong lol

[@ImRajix]

@@rosagoncalves6127 issa joke ✋🏽

[@yarnhatter1632]

Remixed Buildz yeah.. but the joke doesn’t really make sense if a lot of people like this series a lot.

[@sp0m_mag3tti254]

Remixed Buildz fortnite normie

[@impapiblitz4325]

I love your YT because you don't interrupt and talk like the other KZbin's you read it for us!

[@KushiroRain]

Legit the best channel for these chat memes, there's actual nice editing, and a great voice and intonation

[@peric0540]

and it's not a fucking text-to-speech bot! 😃

[@HattrickGameplays]

Best series ever on this channel keep it up fainted

[@niggahobbs4800]

How is Twitter free?: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@pastyle0001]

Man, hearing that one "He tried it" put me in realization that my boy is no longer with us. I miss Desmond.

[@loramcrae6764]

Rest in peace Etika 😭😭😭

[@loramcrae6764]

Rip Etika 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@teeheeluvxx9789]

It should have been: “OMG! I lost 5 pounds.... I’m so proud of myself” “Look in the mirror... I think i found them”

[@arcticlegend8159]

No lol should have been “OMG! I lost 5 pounds!" "where did they go lol" "I bought a cat and it ran away"

[@krystalperez809]

The 3 male friends text had me dying lmfao🤣😂😆

[@mysticalpotato4779]

Dad will you come get me? *Omg* Dad please it's raining!!! *Omg* I'm telling Mom *Omg no*

[@mikeyxgamer2408]

* IN HIS DAD THUGLTS NOO PLEASE NO*

[@skyefernandezlora4512]

MIKEYx GAMER Thoughts*

[@matthewoutten7614]

I Was 100 like 😁

[@cloroxbleach8684]

Could be my dad

[@benstichbury1286]

@@matthewoutten7614 congratulations your prize is... Nothing

[@allandn0856]

0:32 you can tell he/she but probably he is going to storm Area 51

[@Sidtrap]

Another lego star wars profile pic! Why are you all everywhere!?

[@cherrysxda5444]

Sidtrap1987 t i k t o k

[@sand747]

They

[@jaeahn_]

Didn't age 21 well

[@thatdumbcat4969]

9:05 this had me dying xd

[@lisainthestudio]

Love this concept, please keep making more.

[@jemmawilson2566]

4:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m genuinely dying right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait 4:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This day keeps getting worse

[@supermariogames1160]

Me to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drali-9015]

420 BLAZE IT

[@twodollargoldfish7622]

The day got better wdym

[@breakfastpinchy]

4:27: “breaking news, the queen has breached containment”

[@novisla]

SCP 106

[@ryxn190]

SCP

[@cocokits355]

Fainted: I love you all so much Me: *_I Love me too_* Also me: When did I?

[@tjb_6203]

I am confused

[@queenbee202rose6]

I love these chatting videos. They are so cool.

[@chaeyeonpark9894]

Then I’ll ask what’s for dinner, then you’ll say- *Lasagna*

[@_chun-ja_5788]

Armyyy❤️

[@erindunbar9876]

ARMY 😁💜

[@uarefads2123]

Army 💜💜

[@mldnvsk6151]

ARMYY💜💜💜💜

[@thatballerluco991]

What’s army?

[@thenightjackal]

9:53 For a second I thought she was proud of losing £5...

[@minecraftplayz7361]

Lmao

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2125]

lol

[@alexandracreevey7034]

SAme.I was very confused,"why she is proud of losing money？"

[@khadielee4733]

I love your voice. Thank you for sharing it.

[@BladesAndDiamonds]

9:25 grandma you’re adorable lol.

[@InfiresProductions]

dont hurt me or attack me but his lisp is so cute i wanna cry

[@Ashwin-ql7ku]

Who

[@g.leidsman7849]

4:24 oommgg he's killing me 😂😂

[@-vid-9501]

4:12 killed me xD Me casually laying in my coffin: *"Well I expected this..."* Everyone at the funeral: *W O A H IT T A L K E D*

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

LMAO

[@-vid-9501]

@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 I don't even remember this comment 😃👌

[@LEGO.0.]

I haven't legitimately laughed this hard in a long time😂🤣😂🤣

[@deerockcheesevoxslactosein8916]

7:24 I think I know these people. I don't know how to feel about it. This makes alot of sense though if I do know them.

[@r20077]

How much of a fuckboy is the guy?

[@thisbfdiperson2593]

I think you know everyone know

[@deerockcheesevoxslactosein8916]

@@r20077 Massive

[@nickwhite8645]

“How is Twittuer frre” if he did not speak like this I would not watch him

[@vibe8570]

Nick White it’s called an accent you American

[@bluerosestudios1855]

@@vibe8570 wait what accent is that?

[@bot_haydo5076]

R/boneappletea

[@trinxboo]

@@bluerosestudios1855 He has a UK accent lol

[@bluerosestudios1855]

@@trinxboo huh... I should recognise that since I'm british too :|

[@gingerbreadgirl9572]

The one when the grandmother kept asking him to sit out the lasagna on accident made me laugh so hard

[@BabySonicGT]

1:41 that’s the saddest felt laughing emoji ever

[@gabby_5820]

"I had you by accident" Don't worry, your existence is an accident.

[@ernestcaskey237]

KIDS DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN

[@CosmicWrld]

“Yeah, you” is the perfect response you can quickly switch it to a “yeah,you?*” amazing

[@DizzyDez613]

Hey, Fainted. I stumbled upon your channel by chance. I’m a middle-aged man, and probably not at all your key demographic, but I’ve been binging your vids hardcore. I just wanted to say your content is amazing! Xoxo

[@Gingerlocks35]

Haven't laughed that much in a while

[@gameplayaLITLIT]

Son: mom are you gonna clean my bed sheet Mom: wait YOU SHEET ON THE BED?!?! LOL

[@ToxicSama]

That kakyoin reference *"The Milf Hunter"*

[@dad5411]

Toxic Sama it’s a Cory in the house refrence

[@direrite]

lmao

[@flare0114]

Rero Rero

[@boogerlord3000]

We love how my birthday is on national panic day. Like PANIC FOOL PANIC

[@h0bbylessperson59]

if someone said they lost 5 pounds, i would say "look in the mirror, i think i found them"

[@alexandracreevey7034]

My first thought was she lost some money😂

[@eseopu]

i would say “oh, thats bad”

[@clqwn2220]

Me: Binge watches Fainted for 2 hours. Me: (in head) I want to go downstairs and play X Box Me: Goes downstairs. Me: Ima play some X Box Dad: What have you been doing for the last 2 hours? Me: Napping. Dad: O.K. Me: 😎😏

[@thelolbuster]

relateable

[@mikeoxlong6129]

Ur just the coolest guy alive

[@kemi3883]

@1:41 i could actually see the pain in those emojis

[@iprefernottospeak1247]

Random Channel 😢

[@angelinagonsalves8336]

I just love your channel ❤ your the best at these videos so far. Hope you get famous soon ☺

[@YourMom-nh8tc]

5:09 lol "this is is so us". Lol HILARIOUS

[@aidynjones7410]

How would you feel if you saw a Pokémon was dating you're parents I'd be pissed

[@esh360]

Then I would get a pokêmom

[@izzymidoriya1180]

Aidyn Jones it depends on the Pokémon

[@Create123.]

who hurt you

[@juju_bes]

How fainted says "Message to Dad" makes me want to listen to some minecraft parodies 8:21

[@LussieMagnusson]

I love this channel so much.

[@supercoolsiena]

The cereal bar one tho 😂😂😂

[@bunxx400]

me: ill go to bed early tonight also me: *stays up till 3am watching fainted*

[@pileofcrap-w-8309]

4:24 -LASAGNA- "Who tf are you?" Is what I would say

[@thisismyactualname]

Okay but the clip at the beginning was just... **chef's Kiss**

[@yuzi3414]

2:07 got meeh gorilla

[@christiantiggs5685]

I love these me and my friends do keep making more 👍👍

[@alfonso1823]

Bro I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@therintintintti]

5:24 Was it me or was that KSI's laughing?😅😂

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2125]

ItzDaniellaz Csi*

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2125]

@5 minute 5 year old Logan and Jake said his name was CSI

[@leave3451]

@@lukeskywalkerjediknight2125 they are not a very trustworthy source

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2125]

@5 minute 5 year old yes....

[@GhostedFromFrogs]

2:37 😂😂😂 yep boogie in da hoodie but instead of fountain it's milk😂😂 (I'm on about the song drowning)

[@M4rycr]

7:45 is literally my dad.. he’s always wanting me to be a dumb teen

[@cheddaz]

5:51 when your dad learns to speak "teen"

[@arceusmewtwo7774]

You almost killed me with that first message!! My dad was nearby and the phone volume was full

[@izmizcha955]

5:50 I'm LITERALLY DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@little_gay_boy45]

2:48 isn't that the scream Revtrosity uses for an intro? 🤔 And at 4:36

[@Mystipop]

*you smart,* *You a genius*

[@rifsvideoarchive]

I've been binge watching Fainted since midnight it's now 2am lol 😂

[@izzymckey457]

I had to pause to wheeze my ass off LMFAAOOOO

[@redditstoriesforall2]

1:44 i cant stop laughing at these two (after the sext lol)

[@ShyLilli]

Omgah I loooove ur vids

[@takenzr]

congrats on 1mil king, been here since this vid came out

[@missrubyanne]

Lol these are the best

[@aced4fun]

0:54, I’d actually appreciate if a random FBI agent tapped into my phone to give me dating advice

[@beastgaming570]

Anyone else clicked on not because of the title but the pictue

[@watchablecontent9843]

Right after the cereal bar one I got a cereal bar ad lmao

[@mia-xm6wm]

The mom is always the weakness lol

[@carissa2985]

I was watching a channel called solar sands stream and people were recommending him shows and I told him to watch how is Twitter Free and he legit looked it up and looked at your channel 😂

[@lilpluto3860]

*RANDOM VINE* *girl: give it back!* *guy: not until you’ll say my name* *girl: big daddy now give it back!!* *guy:... my name Carl.* *girl: ...* *berleezy: BUT IMA LET IT SLIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*

[@Medilied]

Dope island, you ain't slick XD

[@zimaelohey1524]

I actually liked the emoji cartwheel thingy🤣🤣🤣