FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

[@fainted]

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[@julieiscool2348]

first 😇

[@nixxywtf1948]

hi cutie

[@scarrow3876]

I don’t like homosexuals

[@marichatfangirlfandom9690]

Hoi

[@jeancarlosagastume9825]

Yes

[@meatkirbo]

"I found the cat ears" is such a terrifying text to receive no matter if you actually have them or not

[@stitchmk3991]

It needs WAYY more context

[@12yearoldaang96]

I ate mone

[@septemberWolf5DoesThings]

*”i found the cat ears!”*

[@catgirlprincess5665]

I mean, I don’t know if it makes me really lucky or unlucky that my parents are very well aware I have cat ears

[@Infernal_Crow_]

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[@dephnor]

I like how he doesnt get the half of the jokes or like just the part of the meme and he still goes with it and just enjoys it 😂

[@screentime8549]

i love these one hour long vids, i just wish that every ten minutes he would say “okay lets move onto the next tweet cuties” or “picture cuties”

[@soeriine5332]

yahel not the show 💀

[@tffbwd1]

yahel not the show 💀

[@dhruvdingari5641]

yahel not the show💀

[@Michael-es4dt]

yahel not the show 💀

[@ivv4n_21]

yahel not the show💀

[@thispic]

lets gooo, 1 hour of entertainment

[@our_planet7]

ye

[@kermitcult4845]

@@our_planet7 ye

[@cringenation2913]

*Goes get popcorn 🍿 *

[@bestmasreya]

yes

[@o_o5382]

Better get the popcorn

[@rojiii69420]

Been a while. Time to binge

[@cringenation2913]

Right there with you

[@yatzibe]

same

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Consider this a threat

[@hank05-1]

Did you mean to say, "Been a while. Time to cringe"

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@hank05-1 Mhm

[@aquaplush7531]

Another full hour of Fainted!

[@nyctilia]

Finally funny text chat compilations that aren’t read by an annoying computer voice and are not filled with unneeded long commentaries either. Enjoying :)

[@leispotatochips]

Wait what I didn't even realize this was an hour long . Well there goes my homework .....i can't belive I'm graduating next year not knowing how to spell and do math .....im doing great

[@cringenation2913]

Congratulations! What are you studying?

[@splobby]

@@cringenation2913 they said math

[@dawnieABHHHWNEHRNNSO]

@@splobby that doesnt mean theyre studying math just because they said they dont know how to do math lol

[@splobby]

@@dawnieABHHHWNEHRNNSOpretty sure i read it late at night so i misunderstood

[@jamestan8118]

Can we appreciate this is 1 hour Fainted is a legend

[@tonythomas-nhssophomore7645]

this is amazing, Fainted never lets me down

[@tffbwd1]

Never gonna give you up

[@tonythomas-nhssophomore7645]

@@tffbwd1 thats funny

[@leispotatochips]

Never gonna run around and dessert you

[@thispic]

who else thought that they were in a discord call but then someone leaving sound plays and checked discord

[@tarambukis-c2q]

LOL M\E

[@Noodles-wt5en]

15:13 that discord hang up scared the heck out of because I didn’t have the app open 💀💀

[@onestarguy6869]

me2

[@aami5546]

SAME 😭

[@ucanthavemyname9802]

Everyone claiming they are first; we do not care. Thanks for reading, have a nice day.

[@shade_666]

Second?

[@elimanning7257]

@@shade_666 I'm proud of you

[@hehebebd5627]

first

[@foxwool]

I'm actually first tho (LMAO)

[@hehebebd5627]

@@foxwoolwhaaaa

[@waldoderby4302]

There goes one hour of my life, well spent luckily

[@harvesthavenwastaken]

Same with me lol

[@meleflora]

the guy stealing the shiny mew: me stealing over 100+ pokemon on a few different ds games, whether it be from my brother, sister, or my exes, even my friends. Literally a devious lick artist of pokemon

[@kazukiwaka]

53:55 "step on a crack, break your moms back" that's what he meant not "imma kill this bug"

[@paraseetic6744]

15:12 THAT DISCORD SOUND EFFECT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD- LOL

[@SteamedLattee]

I sadly failed at 22 hours in time..but no fear..I still felt amazing after watching this I feel so POWERFUL right now

[@isacatt]

i just saw an entire hour of texts instead of studying i regret nothing

[@bl_nk5047]

I didn't know Jesus Christ had to study

[@igotaglockinmyrawri_]

@@bl_nk5047 He was supposed to study why your mom is built like the cat in the hat so he could solve the problem.never got an answer cause of this,sucks tbh

[@hannapooksao1925]

Studying how many people who went to hell sung Montero by lil nas x while going down the pole

[@isacatt]

@@bl_nk5047 bro my dad told me if I don't study he finna take my "turning water into wine" privilage ☹️

[@isacatt]

@@igotaglockinmyrawri_ you're on thin ice I'm telling dad

[@joggie.]

I love how half of these have the contact above the message as the other person in the convo

[@Rainbowfox_]

I love how fainted just added some of the same memes to pad out the run time

[@nolanmales]

25:10-25:53 Fainted: reads out the conversation. Me thinking: is this a text conversation or a script for a play? I can't tell the difference!

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

57:32 The most infuriating thing about this is Panther is just the name of the genus of Big Cats which includes Lions, Tigers and Leopards. So yea Pink Panther could be a lion. 😭

[@Not-Tsuki]

i like how the minecraft enchantment table actually just says what its supposed to

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

Drinking at home is the best. Cheaper and the worst trouble I ever got into was ordering an uncooked pizza.

[@notmando3203]

"It's gonna be long and hard." - guy studying for a test that's long and hard

[@mmimiccss6456]

i love the part he just faintly said ''chonky''

[@veahh25]

8:36 someone at my school actually did this in class. Then the school tried to cover it up and told him to lie about it. When he got back from his suspension all the guys were praising him and asking what hand he used.

[@plutobbes]

Fellow v1nce enjoyer

[@veahh25]

@@plutobbes heyyyyyy v1nce is amazing and ur awsome

[@harveyleesgaming824]

9:40 why did this make me laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@dashadrawz8841]

46:14 I love how it repeated messing with my head confused out of my mind why it happened lol

[@christianwatson2951]

17:47 Agreed. 30 minutes isn't too bad. Once you hit an hour, then that's when you should start apologizing.

[@wtv999]

1 hour of funny!

[@Torkai]

0:31 every goddamn day 💀 i can never escape alexa jokes

[@tffbwd1]

Sadge. Alexa play despacito

[@aliza8871]

Alexa play sed boi hours 😔

[@TroublingGem40]

So sad. Play F.U.N. by Spongebob

[@JavaCake]

Must suck

[@Torkai]

thanks yall 🥲

[@RealSMSi]

04:33 had me laughing. that mother is "epicly" "poggers" "af"

[@randomstranger7845]

17:13 i don’t think you’ll have to worry about that LOL

[@sicksquid]

6:56 the guy with the accent says oregon more correct than most people with american accents 💀

[@davutsauze8319]

If you're wondering, the "Minecraft enchanting table" text was the following: "D╎↸ ||𝙹⚍ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᒲ|| ⊣╎∷ꖎ⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸ ||ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ᒷ∷↸ᔑ||?" This translates to: "Did you fuck my girlfriend yesterday?" The official name for this is "Standard Galactic Alphabet". If I'm not mistaken, it comes from Start Fox. The "D" at the beginning is a mistake, probably because the Lingojam translator doesn't properly translate uppercase letters. Also, weirdly enough, the letter T (ℸ ̣) has an additional space, which is probably another issue with the translator. Also, note that this isn't a whole different language, it's just English with a different alphabet.

[@portapotty9114]

28:00" just go on tinder and pretend your a gamer grill and get loads of phone numbers" -Fainted Nov 16, 20201

[@somefirstcosplays6959]

4:33 is literally like my dad saying "emotional damage" once...

[@spenservest8014]

Nothing can describe the joy of getting a Ryan Reynolds ad and then getting to watch fainted……….bliss

[@Timmy-GrandCross]

You too?

[@stars_enthusiast]

"omelette du fromage" means "omelette of the cheese", so romantic.

[@faulkgough1768]

Poor Dexter.

[@LegendXDN]

day 2 of calling Fainted a cutie

[@yourfavmayood]

day 3 soon

[@TroublingGem40]

No u

[@ryo_na4]

I love ur vids Fainted!

[@ryo_na4]

1 hour less gooo

[@lyrics_m_sic]

46:10 time loop moment

[@dansebastiancostin3590]

30:33 - If someone is like Fainted and didn't get that joke, drop the 1st "y" not the one in "funny". It leaves you with "Our kids"

[@AudRhiannon]

Dang haha

[@lovelypottah1519]

wait what- 👀

[@victorfunnyman]

Damn I was about to type this but yes xd

[@cyan.-]

OH

[@pepsifalcon]

I am pretty sure it has to do with the lack of y chromosome, not dropping a letter from a word

[@yatzibe]

thanks for this bro 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@brideymccourt]

Fainted: “Only people who have anime profiles have girlfriends.” Him with an anime profile and no girlfriend

[@weirdwithaname9282]

ok but hear me out, either A) she's coming soon, or B) Its not everyone with an anime profile have a gf, but everyone with a gf has an anime profile.

[@megumugi8620]

wait a minute, a hour again!? yesssss

[@michelleprince6464]

15:00 this one killed me! It’s me and my dad😂😂😂

[@jaythec7994]

yooo fr?

[@IceSpiderGaming]

26:00 Carl is one of the worst bots out there

[@Ben7892]

As a uk person I can confirm we definitely say “under the rest”

[@deadsquad8059]

15:14 I was sitting in a call waiting for someone, and I was worried they joined then left XD

[@fialka39]

7:34 i feel like this is a conversation ive had at one point in my life

[@bunnie9202]

off topic but your voice is hella comforting omg

[@dude1470]

47:29 IT SAYS CHEESE OMELETTE- 😂😂😂

[@IlluminatiMusicYT]

6:37 Thanks for the shout out!

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

57:30 Actually, the pink panther COULD be a lion. The panther family includes tigers, leopards, jaguars, and lions. Furthermore, due to a hormonal imbalance, some lions have been known to mature without manes like lionesses. Thanks, Casual Geographic.

[@Stickfissh]

:] The Pink Panthern't

[@SweetBabyJesusOnTheCross]

Thanks, Dickipedia. Eeesh.

[@thatoneguy6629]

im so into this,i dont even realise it was 1 hour long wtf

[@trevormantrevorfan1887]

Me neither🤣🤣

[@lAmCanad1an]

1:29 I want that sound as my ringtone.

[@friskman3400]

"omelette du fromgae" KILLED ME

[@nopep8730]

"omelette du fromage" is "Omelette of Cheese" in english LOL

[@nohnohbody]

30:31 "Your kids are gonna be so cute and funny... but drop the 'y'" "OUR kids"

[@asmarkt]

i came to this after an all nighter instead of sleeping i dont regret anything

[@blackcat_553]

47:06 NOT THE CHEESE OMELETTE 😭😂💀

[@jacobgermay]

Fainted should collab with the Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 guy

[@xivering]

哈…？

[@timmyoutit9886]

25:43 I died laughing cuz an ad block ad popped up as it said blocked =>

[@zniffl]

ive always thought it’s pronounce “ingles” like pringles without the pr

[@revan950]

ing gless

[@_.fay._683]

😂 it’s pronounced ing•lez

[@zniffl]

@@revan950 Yeah… lol It’s so tempting to say ingles tho :D

[@m_lies]

"I found the cat ears" this is what my mother said to me after she searched my room... and she was really like:" stop watching these godless anime and manga stuff, it is evil, I bet you were on some weird forum talking to weird guys like it was shown on tv, I forbid you from watching that stuff!! IF not you will become like these weird obsessed people shown on tv! and eventually, lose all reasoning" the sad part is this really happened... I was like "moooom, please it's not like that, I was never on some forum... it's just for a small cosplay for home for me just for fun nothing more" and even though everything I said was true she still forbid it to me for like 1 year (i was 17 now 20)...

[@Kanye_Glazer]

If anyone hasn't said this already, omelette de fromage means cheese omelet.

[@ryilzz3]

At 30:34 , The joke is not that they'll be "funn" They'll be "Our" lmao

[@menschenskind1]

15:13 I literally thought that I was kicked from some call, I didn't know I was in.

[@ArchaicChemist]

53:53 he was threatening to step on the crack, which would presumably break his mommas back. behind the meme with Archai yw

[@ewrites2417]

47:21. She frickin- omelette du Fromage = *Cheese omelette.* She was definitely NOT flirting.

[@karlniccolojao9890]

delicious

[@douglaswest997]

this was a dexter reference you ignoramus

[@ewrites2417]

@@douglaswest997 Are big words supposed to scare me? Just because Someone may not know a show you do and doesn't like it anyways doesn't mean they're an idiot, it just means no one cares. I don't care if it was a reference to something or not, if your mad, go be mad at someone else instead of someone translating french of all things.🙄

[@douglaswest997]

You are scared by big words you can’t understand?

[@ewrites2417]

​@@douglaswest997 You're mad about something it really makes no sense to be mad about so... Who's really the ignorant person here? If you want a fight, try something that could possibly have two winning sides, instead of nitpicking on the french language.

[@cynical6029]

The discord leave call sound scared me lmao

[@a_cats]

40 minutes in and just realised this was a bit longer than normal

[@stitchmk3991]

I watched this for 40 minutes and thirty three seconds, without realizing that its been 40 minutes and thirty three seconds.

[@sahanagautam4090]

Lmaoooo finally 🔥

[@boomingbob1579]

We get some bangers for an hour

[@rnin689]

An hour? Thank you dad fainted

[@pumpkinette16]

47:28 "cheese omelet" PLEASE THIS IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

[@roohil4310]

Idk why but I loved 22:28

[@lost_void5515]

Im glad the guy who is dying isnt me, he dies the day before my brithday lol.

[@fishtickler]

no fainted please don’t make me chose between watching jojos or this (I chose fainted)

[@ohjimmyimhome2084]

that girls dad said "Bruh im dead"

[@jamesbeatty-wilson5290]

Girls have dads? I thought it was just a jump in the right direction.

[@Chrysi-McDonald]

4:48 Wow.. I feel so bad for the guy. The girl asked for his height bc she only will date a tall man, yet he asks her about her weight bc he doesn't date overweight women and he gets called a pig and given a death wish.. Men should have the right to have their own standards just like us women do. As a female who is overweight myself who is self conscious about myself, people have the right to have whatever standards they want for a girl/guy.

[@Pandaster591]

34:12 so that is where my pet panda disappeared to.

[@NoxCosmos]

"It's not a mistake",✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

[@AudRhiannon]

Lol "It's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

[@NoxCosmos]

@@AudRhiannon a fellow bean?

[@AudRhiannon]

@@NoxCosmos Lol yeah

[@blue1730]

Ayo😳

[@kylebishop6698]

0:17 he doesnt realize that the guy himself says the cable is broken, oneplus had the full right to do that

[@lifeunedit3d]

Woohoooo

[@Bentley233]

Congrats! Your the actual first commenter😎😲😲😎😎

[@lax_ss]

real

[@norwayisthebestway7677]

Ducks are free? Bouta do dis the German way

[@lunarwvrld2298]

the french "flirt" means cheese omelette

[@Eclipse.thegodofthemoon]

**grandma** Frick the cookies she’s getting the **crowbar**

[@AcidRatz]

47:26 "Omelette du fromage" translates to "Cheese omelette" lmao

[@Karagianis]

Ah, the classic French pickup line, Cheese omlette.

[@infamousavain]

I got a bug killer ad before watching this because the FBI is watching me and knows I have an ant infestation

[@Mr.M22productions]

um *never had I seen such a menace In my life* they didn't pick up any hints just brake ups.

[@Adventures_ofArthur]

the one after the emma-jeah-ari made my laugh so hard

[@MeJustMe101]

The one with the studying got me.

[@jessecardenas6971]

15:17 bruh he must be spiderman laughing and crying at the same time