CHATS #6

funny texts and chats from all over the internet
CAN WE GET 100000000000 LIKES??
funniest texts ever and memes

[@Arly117]

Imagine being that one friend that gets that one message which says “Bro I ate Rat Accidentally”

[@jemappllesphan6143]

-SadBoy - i eat rat not by accident cuz im in cambodia 😎

[@Arly117]

iHeng oof

[@natsumi_tunic]

Bone jaw

[@kaianarchy1257]

Bro I ate dumbledore on accident

[@KeooVAL]

@@jemappllesphan6143 erm wtf.. ot krob tuk men?

[@noahbridges6008]

I died when he said “Hoot hoot..there’s a hooter outside my windoe”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oskargrath526]

Same 🤣🤣😂😂

[@sofia-oi8re]

He said "windoe" too with just made it even funnier

[@noahbridges6008]

-AlabamabornandraisedYEEYEE- Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryleesparxx5181]

so did i

[@Sarah-wu7ki]

Same

[@saminakrijestorac82]

“That’s cheap who’s your dealer?” That has me dead 😂😂

[@TheMailmilap]

Sorry, I'm dying at your username and profile picture🤣🤣 ARMY!!💜

[@user-se8jg5ul7e]

Madhu Krishna i thought he liked that one song where the triangld guy dances to some school shooting song shit

[@filibertoflores7657]

@@TheMailmilap stop

[@baekhyunbaekhyun3708]

Filiberto Flores agreed

[@mela-ho3if]

Army? I'm dying over here with that pfp and name🤣

[@thatbitchyghost738]

“there’s a hoot hoot outside my window” LMAO

[@originalsomecloud3349]

LMAOOO “HOOTER” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mudkip7598]

windoe*

[@thatbitchyghost738]

@@mudkip7598 no..

[@cringeboi2956]

@@mudkip7598 yes

[@pandie309]

@@mudkip7598 its not windoe a doe is a deer🤦‍♂️ its window you were close

[@duck4844]

“She got drunk and adopted a dog *gasps* marry her immediately” THAT RLLY MADE MY DAY LOL 😆

[@zeklo5348]

Ok..

[@Nickilob2006]

@@zeklo5348 ok

[@amanitamuscaria6865]

@@Nickilob2006 ok

[@Vod594]

@@amanitamuscaria6865 No

[@amanitamuscaria6865]

@@Vod594 ok

[@blisstea9250]

"I heard you like bad boys?" "Yeah, So?" "Well, I'm bad at everything." "...?" *Winks with both eyes.*

[@bruiic9931]

😂😂

[@7amandhami]

ßubbly ßerryßlue wait a second your not bad at blinking

[@blisstea9250]

@@7amandhami Lmao

[@mikenahbailey2777]

ßubbly ßerryßlue lol this has nothing to do with the comment but your name actually means ssubbly sserry sslue because the ß is German for 2 s’ ok carry on with your day 😂

[@mentallyfired8488]

ßubblyßerryßlue

[@itz_reeequeen1893]

"There's a hooter outside my window" -My #1 quote

[@turrkima]

itz_ reeequeen he didn’t even spell window correct he spelled it windoe

[@rianne1190]

Tu-k! Stop,lol

[@feliiihh.]

Imagine if there was a "s" infront of hooter

[@natashakarpov7281]

@@feliiihh. Then it would be Shooter

[@simplexcity]

@@natashakarpov7281 duh

[@ANDRES-vt3iz]

“You like bad boys?” “Yeah” Well, I do my homework before my mom tells me to 😎”

[@conordoesstupidstuff753]

No way 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😈

[@hello-qp1cl]

The devil is afraid of you

[@ANDRES-vt3iz]

@@hello-qp1cl ikr

[@B3bby11]

You are a fucking legend

[@Nickilob2006]

i'm now scared of you...

[@Sapphire990]

Im dying from laughing to the person who said "theres freaking a hooter" XD

[@gracie-kk4gw]

imagine getting drunk and your immediate thought is “i have to adopt this pupper”

[@btsisthebest6749]

Hey army

[@gracie-kk4gw]

bts is the best heyyy

[@haruthegaymer6540]

PUPPERSSSSSSSSSS

[@tremendousyeet3467]

i don't see anything wrong with the matter.

[@ririandmari9178]

“I heard you like bad boys?” “Yeah, why?” “I go to sleep at 9:01 when my bedtime is at 9:00”

[@ihearthellookittyyy]

*Married*

[@CerrusNorris]

I go to sleep at 9:0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 when im ment to go to sleep at 9:00 beat that

[@ririandmari9178]

Midushi Fernando o.O

[@trynetihickle7054]

👌

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

Went to bed 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second later

[@sienashrosbree6823]

"Dude I got a girl!" "Me to bro" "Cool, where's she from" "She's from another nation" "Which nation" "My imagiNATION" "My gf lives by the sea" "Which sea?" "My fantasy" 😂 lmao my fav one

[@Didyus]

That one’s from if countries had whatsapp

[@thanhla8]

4:55

[@Fizminzi]

4:54

[@Linda-cx6ok]

Armyyyyyyy

[@adhyniaa]

date tommorow?

[@non-existentoctahedron5915]

‘There’s a hooter outside my window’ 😂

[@virus-fz3zh]

The vid says its windoe-

[@hargow2581]

“That’s cheap. Who’s your dealer?” I SCREAMED

[@c0w215]

So u just scream at every thing get a life nerd

[@joeisnothome]

No you didn't

[@carolyn118]

I don’t think anyone asked... oh and nobody really cares

[@mrbeanmt-.--.-7947]

Bro I ate rat poison

[@Atomicarz]

"there is a hooter outside my window" Sniper: *HoOt* *HoOoOt*

[@gubbywubber]

“You’ll be needing another use for that neck.”

[@gubbywubber]

“I’m gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya punta.”

[@Atomicarz]

"Unless something unnatural happened, this should be easy"

[@Atomicarz]

"I'm a frickin blur here"

[@BeaniemanVR12]

The hessein soldiers in George Washington Socks be like : das who it

[@gameshorts3356]

“Mom I got detention” “What happened and your grounded “ “Well when the teacher was standing in front of the board she asked all idiots to stand up” “Ok so ??” “I stood up and said to her “ well I didn’t want you to feel lonely “ “Your ungrounded son and you just made my day and everyone else at work “

[@mercedesmartinez665]

I’m smiling and laughing at these even tho there bad LMAOO

[@mariaacosta7603]

￦hat r u talking about??? °[]°

[@archanamande8542]

I'm smiling and laughing at your spelling

[@iShadowxi]

@@archanamande8542 im smiling and laughing at how much u care for spelling

[@akari4498]

It's not bad

[@nonodudeyes5827]

@@iShadowxi I’m smiling and laughing that you’re an emo kid that has an unfulfilled destiny of trying to impress some random kid online.

[@el14s69]

“But not when it’s you and uncle Steve” I just had a mental breakdown in my toilet

[@the_mostcrumbledcookiehere2383]

XD

[@StarryPrism]

XD omg same but not on the toilet

[@trxshyrose2334]

What you doing there 👁👄👁✋

[@el14s69]

Trxshy Rose it was a joke 👁👄👁🖐

[@ohmegageorge1053]

In or on? Lol

[@TheWolfaroo]

Me: *about to sleep* Fainted: *_how bout no_*

[@je_colts2011]

Champion Wolfaroo fr

[@lordexplosionmurder8978]

Same tbh

[@baxenblade]

Lol

[@isabella___7303]

666 likes ....

[@200kwithnovideos5]

LOW-KEY THO LIKE DEADASS

[@metallightning55]

“I ate a rat accidentally” “Well your fkd up dude”

[@aweheckmanissacreeper5457]

'' What's a shirt '' '' Ligma balls '' im ded.

[@wafflemation6887]

My gc energy

[@cherryk1ng958]

cutting grass before getting a- Dishes before b- Chores before...

[@user-zt3sw1ro1k]

Chores before hoes

[@selinasookram7075]

Park Jimin armyyy

[@grakeven]

Chores before doors

[@kneecaps305]

ño salamis

[@peppaliz1392]

chores before hores

[@gggetgood8985]

"Bone Jaw" Me: "Jone baw?"

[@imnomomobutimaduck8117]

“hooter”. That killed me. 😂

[@rylox6288]

😂

[@elistyping8930]

If you like bad boys then I’ll tell you, I went on the Disney website without my parents permission 😎

[@cat-ux1jm]

Depressed Damien date tomorrow?

[@elistyping8930]

cathy chang hell yes

[@broh8491]

*people who dont use the Wii remote strap intensify*

[@T0NEL3SS]

man that’s to bad I think I’m gonna have to tell your teacher 😳

[@kawaiidesuweedy1745]

@@broh8491 if you truly want a bad boy I have never used the wii remote strap even while playing WII SPORTS

[@Skyyz980]

5:42 my favorite one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alyssakramer0214]

Omg "not when it's you and uncle Steve " lmao

[@wintersecret9284]

"NoT whEn iTs YoU ANd uNcLE StEVe" *SMASH BRO'S 100*

[@only1progamer858]

sasunaru 4ever lol

[@kkumaruu5290]

this kid must be scarred

[@Whissya]

F*** wrong comment here

[@LanTheHuman]

The poor guy.

[@jamesconnors8559]

*Sweet home Alabama is heard in the distance*

[@cinnamontoastmunch8652]

“Hoot hoot, there’s a hooter outside my house!” When I tell you I screamed- edit: jesus christ- i didnt expect to get this many likes

[@dani8156]

Windoe**

[@brookeresinger5174]

XxMeBoredEverydayxX help why

[@Levi-he6nj]

Hoot hoot 😂

[@bandaidisannoying8871]

Lmaoooooo just imagine you're friend says "theres a hooter a hoot hoot a oul a Owul hoot hooot"

[@bandaidisannoying8871]

@@joesimpkins3895 right?

[@tdore1267]

“There’s a Hooter outside my window” bruh

[@virus-fz3zh]

OMG HOW MANY TIMES I SHOULD TELLL EVERYONE ITS SPELLED WINDOE AT THE VID

[@NotTheEpicnt]

*BONE JAW* imagine somebody laughing for 4 hours straight. By the way: Bonjour.

[@pronoob1760]

Wrong it's bone jaw idiot not bonjour

[@hordenotnathan8387]

Lol

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

@@pronoob1760 no it Baw jone

[@hi-vt2wt]

Bone apple teeth

[@blackheartb7316]

Yes it's bonjour

[@rayzstorm1322]

“Bone-jaw” it hurts to hear this as being French

[@Sulayy]

Lol

[@a4rna802]

*el pain au chocolate*

[@seiyarules]

C'est si douloureux non?

[@seiyarules]

@@a4rna802 hein?

[@notsapphires]

*_B o n e j a w_*

[@Pugzie2000]

"you'll have ten years of bad luck" Me having broken 6 mirrors: um... "Five seconds" Me: *OH SHIIIIIIT*

[@progamer-wr5zd]

Pugzie 2000 I skipped the timer lmao

[@kckaity2588]

Heh I'm the 69th like

[@intotheunknownnnn347]

"Theres a freaking oul outside Ouwl Owul Houl Oul How the freak do u spell it Hoot hoot Theres a freaking hooter outside my window" WHY AM I ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW

[@cristal9841]

Dude, u just made my day! Lmao\

[@gamingfunni8743]

Uuuuujjjuuu

[@kni8x_yt449]

Omg fr

[@kremet9818]

wow

[@haileyburrus1416]

This was the best one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bibleboy1147]

0:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 Still though, he got lotsa strength to do such a pro-Godly-move

[@VicoMMIII]

“He has a little updog on his shirt” “What’s a shirt”? *”LIGMA BALLS”*

[@Ajjsnsnznsnamma]

I actually don't get it 😐 I'm a 100% dumb person

[@cleetusundercover2664]

Itzz_Scarlet UwU Do t sorry I am too I don’t get it

[@samisip8532]

Whats updog

[@Ajjsnsnznsnamma]

Sam Isip I don't get it either 😅😅

[@Darkerooz]

​@@cleetusundercover2664 pretty sure he thought he asked about updog so he replied with ligma balls but he asked shirt then it went on like that

[@raind5991]

When it said “there’s a hoot outside my house” I laughed so hard

[@yarelienriquez9946]

1:50 has me dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacazzi4481]

couldn't stop laughing at "There'es a hooter outside my windoe"

[@justray8841]

1:12 "just wait 9 months" lol

[@duchi882]

*DId You Know:* People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Yes, I did know that Thank you for asking

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

Duchi yessss I love that

[@staychill2746]

wow the quiet kid in my class must be a great lover....

[@c.i.a.7262]

Did you know that, every 60sec that pass by in Africa, a minute passes?

[@superfreakygirl]

my parents make fun of me for doing this grr

[@elihickey6344]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

[@oliversoonaloleolive7822]

5:30 I choked on my food from this

[@unitysullano]

"Hoot Hoot" "There's a freaking hooter outside my windoe." 😭😭🤣😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@damedamsel3300]

Guy: I don't have a sister Me: wait nine months The guys sister: OHHHHHHH!

[@person-jq7br]

Dame Damsel plot twist: the baby is a boy

[@melissaely5341]

Plot twist the sister is the mother

[@trynetihickle7054]

😿

[@lanagrace2959]

Dame Damsel plot twist your the sister

[@paizriel521]

When your usually a quick witted persn and catch jokes immediately What happen-

[@ambergray1149]

3:40 hah aha when he said " hoot hoot"

[@iwtqz8944]

The second one had me dying 🤣

[@blackraven225]

0:25 the meme that cat got I like ya cut g

[@acab9120]

My sense of humor has deteriorated so much that I laugh hysterically every time i get to 0:34

[@kimichrist]

Same

[@Yukiyak0]

Potatoe Man its funny tho

[@espurr6628]

Idk why but its just funny to me because i get the inside joke, actually it aint funny at all tho🤣🤣

[@James-il1zn]

Brother

[@angel_candy6469]

7:50 at this moment he knew he “F” up 🤦‍♀️

[@Renny_081]

3:15 lmaoooo I can't stop laughing

[@kontanaro3979]

"shaking my head" i was thinking that smh is "so much hate"

[@deyanhl7849]

Hahaha glad I'm not alone lol

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

I thought smh was smh

[@crazysumstwins2783]

"Hi" "Bone Jaw" "What?" "Bone Jaw" Me: dies of laughter and remembers about Boneless pizza

[@solarissolar5253]

When the fuck did a pizza had a bone?

[@nesreenalbadran8020]

Omg I know that to XD

[@bigbossarchie]

400th like

[@Adapt1077]

AJ Playz :P lol I just remembered that lol

[@kiltheroach]

I remembered boneless wang

[@bernardsaputra4899]

9:00 the best roast ever

[@arturothebeast7061]

I can't stop laughing about the cheesy singles and the fantasies jokes

[@bigboye9420]

That one with the dad and uncle Steve was truly disturbing

[@puglife658]

“There’s a hooter outside my windoe”

[@aj-just-aj3848]

Windoe

[@aj-just-aj3848]

What's a window you mean windoe right

[@aj-just-aj3848]

What's a window you mean windoe

[@ImIGotHacked3Times]

@@aj-just-aj3848 its fucking window

[@TayWardrp]

Cookie Gaming r/wooooooooooosh

[@Angiepookiebear]

"Bro i accidentally ate rat" "Omg bro its goingt to eat you up from the inside!" "Don't worry, i ate rat poison too." 🤣🤣🤣 what the hell

[@marqender9774]

I straight up lost it when the girl who likes bad boys said I will see you at 6

[@alu4172]

Dude it's hella funny I can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣🤣 keep going with your work 👍

[@lucasortyt6347]

“There is a hooter outside my windoe”

[@AYJAYCLIPZ]

Roblox studio, We meet again.

[@Grail09]

ThatJaytjie lºl

[@kambeonnat]

“Mom warned me about girls like you!”

[@rhakeshuthayakumar9058]

Everyone did and I didn’t listen

[@froggygalaxy]

@@rhakeshuthayakumar9058 u ok?

[@rhakeshuthayakumar9058]

@@froggygalaxy 😁not really but it’s gonna be alright

[@froggygalaxy]

@@rhakeshuthayakumar9058 oh ok

[@williamafton_stan3581]

The last one got me cracked up😂

[@urfavteddyxx]

when he said hOoT hOoT oUtSiDe mY wIndOw I laughed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rane2092]

Random Person: “Bone Jaw” “Are You Dumb” “It’s French for hello dumbass” Me: I didn’t know “Bone Jaw” was another saying for hello in French I only knew Salut and Bonjour *Realises Bone Jaw Sounds like Bonjour* .

[@Notshrek56]

Lmao

[@tantsuya3274]

Same

[@thealmightyme3988]

bone jaw Ali's son

[@prellit]

As a french, bone jaw scares me

[@joonsdriverslicense2469]

its from a bts text thing i think. YW!

[@bIakeee]

3:00 "Aye sexy can I git yo #?" Tell me I'm not the only one who notices

[@PhuSuHuynh]

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti notice what? The wrong spelling grammatically?

[@DRMJ22]

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti hunter lmao

[@kirakiradiary]

hunter, *s t o p*

[@averageanimeweeb9748]

is it hunter?

[@corn8261]

My cat is a virgin When I look far away from his eyes I see something

[@zackcullen3495]

The last was funniest 😂😂😂😂

[@memeyjotaro5502]

"There's a Hooter outside my window" Me: *Okay, I will be there with my shotgun in 20 minutes*

[@virus-fz3zh]

*windoe

[@p1ay3r64]

Windwoe

[@ultralord8856]

Yroue*

[@succulent3300]

Does anyone else love how he reads the memes too?

[@Drstone-dr7io]

I luv :3

[@unbeatedapeyt4028]

Anime :3 yeah

[@BringbetweenBern]

yup

[@raybaker6362]

Dr. stone yuz

[@raybaker6362]

Bored I know you are too funny z

[@timeforgachafnaf6692]

I laughed so hard at this!

[@killerlovewhymetoday3226]

I love these videos you made my day

[@sh3vski543]

6:14 why do I feel like this is a throwback to KSI

[@maxbrown8109]

The begging of a sentence usually starts with a capital letter, and ends with a period. You should learn basic grammar before going on the internet. It's weird being one of the few intellectuals on the internet that uses a refined vocabulary and precise use of the English lexicon. So many unintellectual plebians like you, sigh....

[@sh3vski543]

@@maxbrown8109 and yet you misspell beginning

[@maxbrown8109]

@@sh3vski543 *And

[@sh3vski543]

@@maxbrown8109 and btw this is a youtube comment section, not a fucking essay

[@anal_6589]

😂Wtf

[@esemightycat5000]

6:15 fainted has joined the dark side

[@sotiedfy9650]

that with the sister i literally cried from laughing

[@deadaccount854]

I don't have a sister Just wait nine months :) XD i died

[@arisses8881]

0:46 you're telling me that they had the opportunity to say "best bud" but they didn't.

[@amauradragonhotelhidaway448]

Irk

[@hectormfigueroaiii2018]

@@amauradragonhotelhidaway448 irk ????

[@shinyshuckle3771]

Speech 100

[@amauradragonhotelhidaway448]

Hector M Figueroa III it stands for “ I know right”

[@anelly9558]

this guy texted me Him:"You like bad guys right?" Me: Sure Him: well I wear my crocs without the straps one Me:dated him*no joke* *regrets it now*

[@pocky5867]

Lol

[@Hi-xs7cx]

THERES A HOOTER OUTSIDE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me DEAD

[@blackops_ee08]

Haha this made laugh sooooooo much.

[@ulaaxa]

4:56 I’m totally gonna say this...

[@c.c.2343]

I can't like,it's at 69

[@javiermiranda838]

My friend did. It was horribly not funny. It was super forced. That's why I laughed

[@tamiacrowe7353]

"There's a hooter outside my window" I screamed! 😂😂

[@Mockingjay975]

I love this lol

[@phinnaeusal6271]

"not when it's you and uncle Steve" ROFL LMFAO

[@henryandtim7998]

"Do u like bad boys" "Yea why?" "This morning I ate 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2" "See me at 6" LMAO 😂

[@jakurubadoriya6653]

Ikr lol

[@wockstarsavv]

LMAOOOOOO IKR

[@someone9263]

this is making me crack up so hard 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@peoplefightonmybus5859]

The “hoot hoot” messages got me 🤣

[@AyePrincessImthebest]

what’s the stamp lmao

[@alina_jones]

4:04 😂😂may b this guy caught a wrong bus and ended up in an unknown place

[@alitteralnoob6239]

The hoot hoot thing is adorable xD there's a hooter outside

[@Inxult69]

i died at the *Hoot Hoot* 😂😂😂

[@ashersimonian536]

6:33 The time stamp on the second message is my birthday. I was trying to see how far apart the messages were and I stumbled upon it. I know no one cares, but I don't have anyone to talk to anymore.

[@dawg9400]

F bro

[@diamondjoylove5962]

Noice

[@ashersimonian536]

Now how in the hell did the this pointless information get 40 likes? I mean, thanks, but how?

[@alysabarnwell9292]

The one with the owl had me dead😵😂

[@wendellgaming7578]

I couldn't stop laughing at the oul LOL

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

There's a hooter outside! 😂

[@luc9473]

Me to crappy friend: wanna hear a joke Crappy friend: sure Me: *You*

[@kellitv8579]

“Bone jaw” Me: “ IT’S BONJOUR DUMBY” edit: Wth did I say this it’s cringe sorry 🤠💅

[@kunimitsutezuka6431]

Exactement

[@DiamondSword1]

LE SPEECH 100

[@LiltheBunny]

Bonjour monsieur ou mademoiselle

[@kellitv8579]

@Precious_YT :3 2:33

[@eetrizect7407]

@@bigspidermangamer7538 xd

[@Zukaartsedits]

All the text's are funny and make me laugh 😂😂

[@yeldur7432]

0:34 I laugh so hard at this cat 😂😂😂😂

[@Notshrek56]

"Hoot hOoT... there's a hooter outside my window" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe

[@candle_wax3807]

7:48 I just feel bad for that dude having to go through this

[@happygolucky9314]

Uncle Steve be wilding