FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

Funny text messages and texts chats from all over the internet
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest texts and chats messages. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their mom and ex - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny text messages and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
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[@DrBonks]

"Age is just a number" Well prison is just a place

[@an_egg_cultist]

LoVe iS lOvE

[@riftzyy_]

and so is 911

[@drippy_ikea_pigeon9646]

And so are the years you are spending in jail

[@kyndallsmp3]

A gun ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 is just a place

[@user-bx7gh6hm3n]

And so is court

[@guestbacongamer]

"chicken kiev" Top 10 best words men have ever spoken

[@electrikal_shok588]

"You're still lonely, and have no friends" *Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with*

[@JayDayKay]

You could be a voice actor… like I’m not even joking your voice is awesome

[@kirstan]

more like a narrator if fainted is bad acting lol

[@Simon-Ghost-RiIey]

Honestly yes and I’m going to have to take a closer look at that profile

[@swagger9823]

Lmao I’ve never thought about it

[@TheManLarry1]

Geez, Get a room.

[@bro-io2hw]

@Acey_ just like you spelling, so underrated you don’t care about it.

[@Tw0Dots]

If school audiobooks only featured Fainted’s voice, then I bet I would’ve been valedictorian 🧐

[@RubixKyuub]

“What’s up cuties” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@smolrose7278]

@@RubixKyuub LMAOOOOO

[@maxyplay1807]

whats a valedictorian

[@smolrose7278]

@@maxyplay1807 highest GPA of your grade when you graduate

[@maxyplay1807]

@@smolrose7278 oh ok thank you

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

As a French speaker, I always go up to people saying "bon jaw", if I'm feeling really spicy I sometimes say "common sand van". If I ever need to introduce myself it's really simple with the phrase "Jim apples"

[@jayshroomalt]

JIM APPLES LMFAO

[@nxs_sweat18]

“Anyone who addresses their bf as bay I am going to throw my phone at their forehead”…me too 😂

[@absolutetalks9259]

It’s bae, not bay. Bae being literally just babe without the second b.

[@shybairnsgetnowt]

"Get a Oujia board and ask him" had me in stitches, holy shit 😂😂

[@reallysandra1983]

You haven't lost anyone close to you, have you? Treasure your innocence.

[@infinity8361]

@@reallysandra1983 can u take a joke lmao

[@reallysandra1983]

@@infinity8361 just because you're a clown doesn't mean I have to joke around.

[@infinity8361]

@@reallysandra1983 yea but it just shows me how soft you are, and tells me everything i need to know about you :)

[@reallysandra1983]

@@infinity8361 I'd impale you until you're unable to walk without blood squirting from many different places 😂 you're soft, kid.

[@kera1998]

i just want a comment section where everyone doesn't say "when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺" like we get it

[@Anonymous-jt6de]

Ikr it's so annoying

[@henriciriddell1010]

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

[@alternategiraffe4792]

when fainted calls us cutie 🥺🥺🥺

[@phillipwalk3r]

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

[@quaq9058]

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

[@AC-qc3ve]

5:40 Love your Boris Johnson impression mate, you're doing it better than the PM himself

[@skxxrz]

“how could you call karate bad” *guy sensei voice*

[@svartaqueen]

0:45 funny enough, chicken kiev is a real food

[@Giannaisswag]

“Age is just a number” You know what else is a number? Your jail fees

[@lunadestiny1238]

“I’ll throw my iPhone at you” Bae can I have a phone? Thx

[@Luca-jt3ld]

7:51 HELP I LOST IT AT THAT POINT

[@Martahasleftthegame]

Yay, I love these, I needed some Fainted.

[@Tw0Dots]

Same. He could read anything and I’d watch

[@ThatCrazyFanGirl]

I love how he replaces curse words with slang. It’s appreciated 💕

[@FKiz0]

WTF😂😂 THE LAST TEXT THO OMG MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂

[@Shr00mbunny]

4:52 I like how he sent different angles 😂😭

[@boo-bees]

0:03 b i s e x u a l

[@MadisonHarvill]

“Made outta deer ankles” 😭😂

[@APerson-ls7be]

Hey what's up cuties?! Nearly missed this one 😅 but love you guys you should sub to Fainted but other than that I love you all!! Super happy that all of you are here!! Anyways love you all peace

[@alexis5556]

What's up

[@no5940]

🤔

[@LitteralBeans]

You are indeed a person.

[@_serenityyy]

@@LitteralBeans A very very person.

[@APerson-ls7be]

@@LitteralBeans you're right

[@KPI-Mello]

2:01 that made me laugh way too much

[@caoshi4451]

THE LAST ONE KILLED ME HAHAHAA

[@dplayzgames4126]

The last one is like amazing, literally the same thing happend to me and i was just hoping that my friend said the same amount but he said we had to also pay 15% of bus gas money to get there so we both got 100$ EPIC WIN

[@Gigi-eg2do]

Once it got to “hey lebron” I got an ad about pads-

[@kdnvrr]

In the ‘my husband’ ‘we are just friends’ what if they’re arranged married lmao💀

[@suhapurohit8354]

4:24 HAHAHAHAHA I cry 😂😂🤣 Bone jaw my friend, wE hAvE yOuR cHiLd

[@smallpp9150]

My boy wifi finally made it out the hood🙏🙏🙏

[@articlmao1050]

8:50 THE GUY WHO SPEAKS IN SUBTITLES😂

[@HarishKumar-pi2nb]

7:41 the second one is far better than first

[@catchavibehere2366]

Him “age is just a number” me “jail is just a sentence”

[@catchavibehere2366]

Yea lol

[@catchavibehere2366]

Oh wait

[@catchavibehere2366]

Your pfp sucks there are ids on this channel!

[@captainclux]

That last one broke me xD

[@cloudy9053]

Missed my homecoming dance to watch this o.O

[@SupremeDearLeader]

Man's got his priorities straight

[@wrldaint4theweak]

fk that, fainted is important.

[@fishtickler]

priorities

[@kingjulien9420]

you did the right thing

[@fartmachine7486]

i hate these fake texts, but i love fainted

[@Hannahlvsdeftones]

"chicken kiev" that did not age well 💀(assuming he meant kyiv)

[@danialrafid]

Agreed.

[@cadyegore5912]

Im literally in love with his voice

[@crosh7851]

When he say ''you da bomb'' he sounded like postal guy

[@zyansheep]

0:23 bold of you to assume I have a wife

[@popper3645]

you always brighten my morning. thanks fainted.

[@sigridmflclfmd1662]

4:49 this is so accurate! Me and my dad ordered something from AliExpress and we got a mail that it arrived but it wasn't. We wrote to them we didn't get and they wrote back that we should sent proof. Like wtf do they want? A photo of my empty mailbox or what?

[@awild4ND1]

6:39 for me, my mom would be the annoyed, angry one and my dad would be the kind one, my dad's really patient

[@scaramoucheswifey]

"Age is just a number" *Hell is just your future*

[@amazingmrpig6369]

8:24 my man got that cheesecak out of his cheesecock

[@jonathanmoelester448]

5:50 LOL hahaha

[@permissionfromddududduduto2951]

3:58 why did I right away thought about BTS?

[@amberfaith3196]

LOL just the comment I was looking for Sammeeeeeee 🤣💜🤣

[@marandabaker6387]

lmao the way he said " you da bomb" im crying of laughter

[@sykostarz]

2:20 BAHAHA 😭😂

[@_Ripped]

The first part got me 💀💀

[@noflicks1820]

the switching "NO" to "FUCK YESS" is insane

[@maxedoutswagger1152]

0:59 love this one xD

[@taijeronevera]

It's always the zoom that makes it funnier xd

[@Charlie-ce7cd]

2:34 I Thought They Were Going To Say "Your Prisoner Number" lol

[@ecchiwaifu]

“Hey handsome, hru” GOT ME WHEEZING

[@u1traec1ipse]

fainted gives me life

[@mryahmati8865]

This was really funny😂

[@mryahmati8865]

how?

[@swiv4563]

which one was funny

[@ikigai1479]

seeing fainted learn about bisexuals and not being weird about it was just perfecttt ahdjkt

[@vanessa8007]

I love this so much 😂

[@FuckMuffin]

Fun fact! Chocolate milk was invented in Jamaica 🇯🇲

[@savedtheworld6755]

woah, cool fact!! thanks for sharing that fact :D

[@musicaddict24.7]

Wait really?? Wow. How did I not know that- Thanks for that, I'm more happier than ever :D

[@FuckMuffin]

@@musicaddict24.7 you're welcome!

[@FuckMuffin]

@@savedtheworld6755 Happy to help!

[@randomnameforyoutube7960]

Thanks for the fact! :D

[@shroomieisgone]

"Bone jaw my friend, we have your child."

[@espresso8119]

◾🔻💧◾

[@flowe4767]

The one at the end is huge POG

[@mozzarellarellarellarellar8425]

Fainted, I watch your videos after committing several acts of violence, helps me get rid of the voices!

[@sgdy2834]

7:30 my relationships: nonexistant

[@harryyt5810]

The last one 😂

[@user-pp6es6qc9r]

Yeah this was funny texts indeed

[@glanty]

Indee

[@bad_animations3292]

The last one tho got me laughing

[@duckygaming5067]

4:43 how it ended made me dieing laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Victor-sd1jl]

I loved this one its really funny

[@jordanbrown4092]

Lmao deer ankles

[@dracodevion5]

the last one lmao man had his back

[@potatoiscoolfr]

That got me 😂

[@GalacticStudios69]

Noodles=Dough=Dough=Milk,Wheat, and eggs and sugar, ect Pasta=Lactose Intolerant

[@Stormnado_]

The last one XD

[@chigookafor710]

I love this

[@unexpected382]

4:04 I almost spat my water out. 😂🤣

[@mochisprite9779]

I think the "I have 7 boyfriends" girl was an army lol

[@vrfrfgnfgnjr4373]

The first guy follows the motto: any holes a goal

[@chubzburna]

AYO 😭

[@KrustiOS]

HOLY SHIT THAT 2017 PICTURE THO 😂

[@davidbjorkstrom4124]

HOLY U HAVE GAINED SUBS SINCE I WAS HERE LAST TIME!👏👏

[@d.m.brandon8411]

I love your vids there so funny

[@emperorchaos2583]

Fainted is the only person that will call me a Cutie

[@LucasN00b]

cutie

[@davi4308]

@@LucasN00b yes. B O X

[@emperorchaos2583]

@@LucasN00b you have the name of my crush-

[@LucasN00b]

@@emperorchaos2583 bro moment

[@emperorchaos2583]

@@LucasN00b very odd coincidence ngl

[@potato_chip]

5:13 I can’t breathe no more.

[@Vital....]

hey fainted i have watched all of your yt vids on xbox and i love you

[@chase_8249]

"chicken keiv" -Random Dad

[@beth9902]

im crying i actually searched up what bone jaw was in french 🧍‍♀️

[@dashingplayz5284]

7:50 hey bAe 😂

[@boredpersonlol4966]

your laugh reminds me of a guy in a movie, and ist funny how you do the voices.

[@I_ateslime]

I love your videos!

[@mavswrld]

7:00 HEY THATS MY “friend” I KNOW HIM ✌🏽💗

[@smallpp9150]

My friend more sadly

[@mavswrld]

@@smallpp9150 in your dreams fraud 🤡🤡 #bozopack #jtgetajob

[@DaysB4II]

🐒🐒

[@smallpp9150]

@@mavswrld I know you aren't talking #jobless + ratio

[@jakuo8747]

Is that MAVSRLD? Please plant me mav-san

[@user-Saturn_DaBest]

"Age is just a number" So is 911.

[@gigachad6490]

i felt the starbucks one

[@rhysannia]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@ninja-ho6eq]

I missed this series.

[@gerso3662]

6:53 I can't 💀💀

[@boomingbob1579]

Now that was epik

[@icewolf3714]

the ouija board pc had me liking automatically

[@mia_walker10]

"you're actuallyjust a birch!" im crying

[@picklerick3358]

The moms snap character looks exactly like my moms

[@cutefort6566]

Wow 1.51m subs congrats i remember last time I watched you you had 800k great to watch you again

[@ekko1222]

Voice actor award-