Cheating with my Bball Coach

🏀A heart pounding true story about my experience with what takes place behind the scenes in the billion dollar EBA (elementary basketball league) organization. (sarcasm: theres literally zero money in it. Wait... unless there was and I just didn't know about it!)
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Additional Art by Bandit and Zeurel // / zeurel

[@nirvananickleback3341]

You know what happens to them snitches right

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

Yes they get their soul sucked out

[@gettingajob8618]

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[@censingsdj4284]

Yessir

[@Jim-hw8eq]

Stitches

[@princewiIhelm]

a

[@azivert_1979]

No matter how good u are at any sports, anxiety’s a bitch.

[@ashtonb4294]

facts

[@sidneypratt5493]

Factss

[@BentoXO.]

Bro fr

[@Wumbology10]

Stg

[@Lego_Bespin_Guard]

True

[@VeryGoodEggs12]

This was the biggest plot twist I’ve ever seen…

[@RoyaltoonzHD]

Ok

[@kaibassett3600]

This happened to me once it was lit

[@AM-qs7qn]

I know huh

[@Londue]

Who the fuck ruined ur 666 likes

[@Terrydon]

I know I got clickbated

[@venjus9195]

The lead-up to the dude swating the ball away was perfect, am master story teller

[@greed4pf149]

JJ

[@venjus9195]

@a stop hating and like my comment so it can be more 😁

[@icegod4849]

@@venjus9195 Thats uhh kinda messed up bro

[@mikaelbalag7064]

I'm the 690th like thats funny I think

[@laga.h.i826]

Miss Dawson sounds like the coolest coach, honestly. -When it comes to coaching, not giving students "a ride home"

[@hericide1]

i mean getting "a ride home" seems pretty cool

[@Account-1536]

@@hericide1 it’s literally rape.

[@hericide1]

@@Account-1536 legally sure but id be down, their loss.

[@wildbillcustoms]

So how long of a “ride” are we talking… 👉🏾👈🏾👀 just asking for a friend

[@raisinbran8609]

Pretty Boy: Blocks Adande’s shot Adande: *So you’ve chosen death*

[@waterwater642]

Underrated

[@ashtonb4294]

peace was never an option 😂

[@zensabo]

😂😂

[@judygarb1]

I can’t believe that this has 3 replies but 2000 likes just what wa ter said

[@cynthiachatmanmiller3032]

Alrighty

[@brandonday9638]

Elementary school kids: exists Adande: TIME TO END YALLS CAREERS

[@andremerrick4925]

Brandon Day Kids: excists Me in games: YOUR SOUL IS MINE

[@brandonday9638]

@@andremerrick4925 Kids: exist Me: GET OFF MY LAWN

[@SiccatrixDubz]

@@andremerrick4925 Ms Dawson: FETCH ME THERE SOULS

[@staticontheradio2274]

@@SiccatrixDubz it's rare to see a COD zombies fan around.... hi there comrade

[@themadgod1830]

People talking about the "Fall back young blood" part but I'm still hollering over the part where Ms. Dawson said "Keep ya head up pimp" 🤣🤣 9:26

[@angelsantos8459]

😭😭

[@kaneecho7165]

Damn people weren’t lying when they talk bout how private school teachers get with their students 😳

[@Jjtheestallion]

Wha

[@xlorrix-6320]

wha

[@Play-Doh429]

wha

[@chungusboy4772]

Wha

[@minedoimperija]

Did u even watch the video?

[@Minnesota_Fatts]

In this video, Adande describes how he ruined several kids’ childhoods on a basketball court.

[@NoahNTG]

Minnesota ganggg

[@henryanimated4110]

풍선껌 169

[@realcamjack3609]

wait i was watching that then saw this waitttttt

[@shahabshahid8767]

Whats ur point

[@Boy-k1sser]

@@shahabshahid8767 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@xhristopherjones_xr7381]

"Fall back young blood be humble" "Keep your head up pimp" That coach was the best😂

[@GetOffMyy]

xhristopher jones_xr do you think she really said that

[@xhristopherjones_xr7381]

Nope but it would be awesome if she did 😂

[@shakeirasolomon5729]

I laughed way too hard at the teacher 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elitereggi3762]

CDeezyy maaybaah

[@lwazii3x633]

Uncle Drew:

[@Sonic_stuff]

This man can make the most depressed person in the world the happiest person in the world I swear

[@ysq2722]

FIJI !

[@scraped_knees2735]

“ I could be home playing video games and watching anime” The best quote ever 😌

[@psmith6312]

Yess

[@Scalesthelizardwizard3399]

That was my attitude with culbs and sports 😁

[@ferrelgillett4780]

Referee: "No no no not today" 💀😂

[@tecticeditz5549]

First

[@JohnMarston0123]

Second

[@JohnMarston0123]

The Likes going up

[@nzndhdhshdhfhd6868]

Third

[@billybobjones2851]

Fourth

[@pdub9096]

Coach: “don’t tell anyone” Swoozie: *TELLS 7 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS*

[@maiden5427]

😂😂😂. 7 million people go show up at your door step if you mess with my boy swoozie

[@Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance]

7.3 million

[@sirmonke4243]

the free leftbeyz 7.333445 million

[@uri6194]

😂🤣

[@jrod2055]

Estephan Guerra PINNED 📌

[@gabrielnewby1113]

“I looked over at Miss Johnson like Rock Lee” *Muss Johnson’s face on Guy Sensei’s body with the thumbs up* 😭😂💀

[@prandimendez438]

“I just retired, couldn’t deal with all the politics in the league” 🤣🤣🤣

[@JackPlayzTwo]

When the coach said “fall back young blood” i died 😂😂😂

[@Aquanex2]

Bruh same 😂

[@joshsan8450]

JackPlayzTwo chill chill chill chill 😂

[@asashii432]

I was just about yo comment this😂

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

Keep ya head up pimp

[@kayessie17]

JackPlayzTwo lmaoo

[@therealredviper]

I respect that he put a link to his shoes in the description

[@jurbglurbez3489]

Shoes none of us could afford

[@bigmaxcc]

Benjamin keyte it's Jordan's what you talking about money ain't nuttin

[@cynosgf]

Bruh he was sponsored

[@ShibuHellYeah]

Lmao

[@ShibuHellYeah]

Benjamin keyte not even the LACES

[@thenord3218]

Mrs. Dawson: Don't tell anyone. Swoozie a couple of years later: tells the entire internet

[@littleteme78]

I absolutely love Swoozie's animated commentary in his stories.

[@1krazyking]

“Naah naah dont look chill chill chill young blood, sit down, be humble”.😂😂

[@garrinhatfield40]

😂😂

[@vasmajority45]

"Keep your head up Pimp"

[@Redditstories90]

I feel like everyone got a “how I almost went pro” story

[@mumblezz__5890]

F M definitely. It always starts out, id have gone pro if I hadn’t blown out my knee 😂😂😂😂

[@HIGHTLIGHTFILMZ]

F M NEED THAT STORY LMAO 💀🤣

[@Netherwolf6100]

Eyup

[@enriquediaz6765]

Anyone have a story to share?

[@mumblezz__5890]

Enrique Diaz I actually almost went pro but I had heart problems. And tore my acl 5 times. 3 in highschool and 2 in college. I committed to LSU but de-committed and went to Oklahoma state but tore my acl lol. Look me up if you don’t believe me. Sione palelei, watch my highschool highlights. Type in sione palelei East ascension highschool highlights.

[@angelicaandpeggy5457]

"You ain't see nothin you heard nothin"😂😂😂 privates do be like that

[@jxa_]

This actually sounds like a good pitch for a basketball comedy movie.

[@georgetteabril4905]

“ fall back young bluhd “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jamessanders1724]

Why

[@georgetteabril4905]

James Sanders wym why , thas what the teacher in the video said.

[@davevalbrun5585]

Sit down and be humble

[@treyware2064]

Just Chill Chill Fall Back Lmfao

[@Simple_Grey_line]

Chill chill chill fall back young bluhd. Sit down be humble 🤣🤣🤣

[@conch_against_the_world5022]

Sounds like that high schooler was the one really "cheating with your teacher" Edit: omg thank you guys for the likes! Most I've ever had😎

[@awesomesauce7264]

sex

[@sebastiaanHP]

sheltered crab508 whats that?

[@domilink9747]

Cole Slaw it’s a thing where they engage in activities 😊

[@FredCooperDaThird]

I see what you did there...and you beat me to it lol

[@conch_against_the_world5022]

@@FredCooperDaThird lmao I was surprised nobody else said it😂

[@satouchkav]

I can't believe how much crazy stories this man has

[@moecoble1246]

"Fall back, Fall back young blood ..Fall back"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TG-yt1cv]

Teacher: you can't ever tell anybody about it Swoozie years later: I am going to make a video telling everybody about it

[@jamesrobey8291]

it was like 10 years ago tho

[@BBCJose]

She still ain’t gonna find out about it cuz she in jail

[@icopiedyou2225]

James Robey *years later*

[@0fficer_friendly]

It did not acc happen. Its just a story

[@iseetreesofgreen3367]

Statue of limitations

[@perryj075]

This teacher is savage “you ain’t seen nothing you ain’t heard nothing you know what happens to snitches” 😂😂

[@minoibwoi14]

She's just a str8 gangsta.

[@Kaypricornn]

When I tell you I’m crying😂💀

[@mohamedmihoubi8945]

u know she didnt actually say that xD hes describing what she said

[@minoibwoi14]

@@mohamedmihoubi8945 We know dude. We're joking.

[@silverbullet5083]

Mohamed Mihoubi r/wooosh

[@Maladd]

Wait I just realized, is Jeremy W from the Middle School President video the same Jeremy from this video?

[@andreaalexander1407]

"Young Kobe" Rip Kobe Bryant

[@kas6383]

Swoozie: Cheating with my teacher in middle school Me: stop the cap

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

No cap...

[@atmaj2046]

G

[@johangarcia6168]

Yep this is getting sketchy now

[@inhle1688]

Kaseem Scott 😳😳she be cheating with someone else tho...

[@fakerake707]

Moral of the story: dont trust a guy with big teeth

[@six6tea6]

keep up the good work man, i love ur vids

[@obamna3533]

I was playing BF1 and Adande said “BOOM” I instantly died

[@epicpotatofiend]

Swoozie: "What's the worst that could hap-" KZbin Ad: "Let's play RAID: Shadow Legends." Me: oh no

[@nia-kaicampbell1174]

🥔

[@felizkodie5328]

mine was a dominos ad

[@cj.2eezy]

I don’t have Premium, but I didn’t get an ad.

[@havootu]

Lmao right

[@VirusZero0140]

Same thing happened to me too 😂😂😂😂

[@CIII328]

The NBA Jam cutaways are really sending me with SWooZie’s “Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...”😂😂😂😂

[@williamdaniels9337]

I really enjoyed that, one hell of a story teller

[@shourov331]

Some of the things he says "Just fall back young blood" "Keep your head up pimp" Cracks me up

[@entix9084]

Pretty boi: *smacks swoozie's shot* Swoozie: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@entix9084]

@@angel-jm9ve oh I just got this pfp from an app that's probably why

[@GreatestOfAllTimeSK]

Thx dude for putting the shoes in the description ur a legend

[@Jay-wn1pi]

I love your stories❤️❤️❤️

[@amberp8129]

Teacher: “you can’t tell anybody about it!” Swoozie: *tells KZbin*

[@snail2426]

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨

[@phxntnumgaming7549]

юлио 6ix9ine: Are you Dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?

[@snail2426]

@@phxntnumgaming7549 all of them

[@kylemalachowski]

the high school found out about it and they weren’t too happy ...and her husband found out about it 😑🤦‍♂️😱

[@koala3299]

I think yk what happened

[@ayay3428]

thanks for the spoilers i guess

[@WonderTwin11]

Loll that part o was not expecting

[@navx_0]

Kyle Malachowski just to be clear, what happened ?

[@favio194]

The way he made the teacher say "fall back, young blood" Im dead lol

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

9:32 Just from reading the title and knowing how crazy these vids get I was assuming that this is what the story would be about. Thankfully we got something that didn't go in that direction with Swoozie.

[@schwablwizard]

The dislikes are from all of the Elementary schoolers.

[@jacksilverman2956]

I'm in Elementary school and I pressed like

[@aquacrocwherry3321]

And haters looking for beef

[@z4c765]

I liked tho

[@domilink9747]

Jack Silverman I think he means all the elementary schooler who got their a*ses beat.

[@giannapoirier3799]

@@aquacrocwherry3321 you're right. Will back off the beef. Not a hater. Just a person outside, looking in thru the window, watching the fun

[@christoogoated]

Teaching at a Catholic school while giving kids a ride home??? That ain't very Christ-like.

[@embracethebright1587]

*private school

[@ltlredhen4177]

But very Catholic like tho

[@DelightfulWalrus]

What do you mean? That sounds like a nice thing to do

[@godofgamers3884]

Xiang Chen yeah that’s what I was thinking

[@deathdealer13cat]

LoYaLtY_Flash sounds about on par for the course to me XD XD XD

[@DC5JDMRSX]

This rock Lee reference was perfect! Loved it man!

[@xbox7077]

I swear Swoozie needs his own special on MTV where he tells crazy stories for an hour.

[@babupengu]

“A ride home” *it appears someone else was playing a different kind of basket ball*

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Hitting 3's

[@-THE_META]

Balls being dunked...

[@ruuuj2763]

The Legacy of Gaming what can I say. He goes hard in the paint

[@themaster3305]

*players being brought down to their knees*

[@jajathenewking6131]

She really likes boys playing basketball for her.

[@indominuswrex9465]

"He hurt his left pinkie toe. You know what happens to them snitches, right? Sit down, be humble" 😂😂😂

[@47Fe4r]

LOL

[@shannonalderman8711]

I love how the coach is just so hood about it LOL!!

[@roddmatsui3554]

Funny as Anything, this story! You have me laughing!

[@ashtonjames7166]

2:53 He told *1,317,050* people about this ma’am

[@jett5084]

spare comentary 1st reply

[@konchory69]

more like 6.2M

[@lorddevo122]

Swoozie: I would’ve gone pro. Elementary kids: No

[@WolVOLrine]

Lord Devo kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYu7ammLe7V0n8U

[@kingzacharyjames]

These video makes me feel so much better cuz now I know we all going crazy tg

[@kylonsanders4139]

When the animated swoozie said what's the worst that could happen a C.O.D. ad started playing I was dying laughing🤣😂

[@leo-fr2qg]

teacher: *fall back young blood fall back, sit down be humble*

[@annadawkins3570]

Leo nice profile pic

[@aaronnelson8441]

Wow, first time I saw this one

[@leo-fr2qg]

Some people started using the same comment afterwards, but mine remained unlike.

[@edwardescalante5535]

Yeah son, look what happened in Predator 2.

[@AnimatorGaming5]

Pretty boy: *smacks the ball* Swoozie: *starts dancing with funeral guys*

[@Steven-ob4lp]

This happened to me in jr high, I was an 8th grader and they had me play for the 6th grade team. Demolished them. My coach traded me out for a kid who's mom hated my mom, and it was just the funniest thing.

[@luckclan181]

Best line ever keep your head up pimp

[@dawntaefreeman983]

“Nah nah nah fall back, fall back yung blood” I’m rollin.

[@robinspeaks7]

Lmaooooooooo her slang took me out

[@Tc3.]

Dawntae Freeman 😭

[@howtogetbackyourfortniteac1997]

Dawntae Freeman I saw this as I watched

[@scrumptious5110]

“He smells like bacon” My mind: tHiS iS mY lITtLe bRoThER gEoRgE.

[@taniya9390]

Ten-Pin Boling JAIL😭

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

George of the jungle or curious George?

[@rancidware5322]

Swoozie out here being magic in park for my cultured friends

[@joshlong3389]

love vids keep it up swooz

[@mostar1219]

She teaches at a catholic school and trying to instigate lying. Interesting...

[@gamara204]

And she cheated too

[@Natalie-101]

Is anyone surprised?

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

Nah, she just didnt tell the truth... 😎

[@kevinshiflett4449]

My catholic school was the most unethical place I’ve ever been

[@DsgSleazy]

@@Natalie-101 lol they don't realize some catholic schools are more fucked up than public ones

[@Tomomi64Nishizawa]

Teacher: I think he's a narc Me: that was her husband, I'm calling it.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

her husband's PI?

[@sirmel11]

wouldn't she know who her husband was?

[@emmastar020]

Sirmel11 yeah but she probably didn’t wanna admit that

[@ChristinePerez903]

Jeremy Wear is almost close to getting a D. That deserve an applause 👏

[@amadbundu1566]

The rock lee scene and the way you were explaining it 😂😂😂😂😂 damn!

[@kenkai2861]

sWooZie: I cheated with my teacher Me: Mhhmmhh

[@blakeandersonECW420]

Yeah I was thinking about something completely different when I saw the title

[@not.for_her3226]

Noah Avshalom stfu

[@blakeandersonECW420]

@Noah Avshalom well he basically said she was engaging in some extra curricular activities with her players just not him

[@tksupremacy_]

@Noah Avshalom everyone thought that mate maybe not just u

[@daecesnob1e283]

@Noah Avshalom Did you watch the video to the end??🤔😂😂

[@spilltheteasis2298]

“Fall back young blood fall back” LMAOOOO 💀💀

[@treyfields7329]

Hahahah shit had me dead

[@lorddevo122]

😂😂😂ongg

[@jvonte500]

The beat at the end is amazing !!

[@avaptv219]

tryna play fort?

[@rexyboyfeildman6008]

Pretty Boy blocks shot Swoozie: So you’ve chosen death

[@ceelyn]

Bro... how has this man CONSISTENTLY been the BEST story teller on youtube for like 10 years?!?!?! I've been a day 1 fan, and Swooz is honestly just as good now as he was before!! so proud to be a fan!

[@priorjon]

Me too... I’m a today fan and I’m already addicted

[@aboz8649]

Dude I subbed back in the day, and forgot about it until literally yesterday He’s still goin!!

[@NashTheChill]

This man has been there and back lmao like even when he was playing competitve dead or alive or KI I dont remember

[@reelpat215beats]

A

[@onesyphorus]

yep. him and Domics.

[@jayalex2000]

Seems there was more than one type of cheating going on with his teacher...

[@awesomesauce7264]

sex

[@samueluhunmwangho1367]

@@awesomesauce7264 yes

[@creativebusinessunit7506]

OOF moment.

[@xdlazzz8544]

If you describe it like nba jam then you know it was lit

[@elijahwilson3660]

We not gonna talk about how my man had a whole jaw line in middle school

[@atarayii]

4:37 THAT NARUTO REFERENCE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂

[@Hannah-cc2cb]

IKR!!!!

[@cry4puz]

Lmao same

[@daisyamburgey3065]

Yas 🤣😂

[@begonefoulbeast7231]

That fight was sick

[@appaontheinternet9796]

Swoozie 8th gate vs star boy top 10 best fights in anime

[@jesusdiazllam.1126]

What did you do in middle school? Me: "just, play tag and dodgeball" Swoozie: "Impersonate an elementary schooler"

[@maxanderson3733]

Middle School goals

[@BearBoi-sy9tz]

Me:You

[@anirudhveeravalli1900]

9:14 Mrs.Dawson n Adande: When I see you again....*aah aah aaaah🎶*

[@kristinadalia]

Watching this to distract myself from the anxiety I'm feeling about to take my nursing exam haha

[@crashboredom2]

The story of the skecthiest coach in the entire EBA(Elementry Basketball Association)

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

We need a ESPN 30 for 30

[@Chris_money]

CrashBOREDOM *NJB

[@iamryanlittle]

I swear I sent that "Party Starter" beat to Swoozie at least 5 to 6 years ago, and he finally used in a video. I'm honored, bro. Thank you.

[@swoozie]

I’m constantly auditioning ur music! Now go upload it on SoundCloud or something so I can link it in description boye!

[@spaceghostflame3500]

Sup Swoozie!

[@goldprincejamal]

Nice Animations I Love Them So Much I'm Such A Big Fan Of It

[@tobiasmomsen5410]

Thanks so much for telling me about elementary school

[@bigdrip3092]

Bro this gives me memories I was ass at basketball to but just because I was black people thought I would be good 🥺

[@egage43]

lmao stop being black then 😂

[@youfeelme2295]

Same 😪

[@confusedkys6090]

Lmao people though I was the school shooter/smart kid because I was quiet asf

[@temptxd9754]

Frrrr I’m still 💩 at basketball😔

[@okatori795]

Big Drip I’m over 6ft and everyone I know asks me if I play basketball including my family

[@ScriptBrad]

Act like a elementary school kid *Starts drooling and saying I know you are but what am I *

[@WolVOLrine]

bad bomb brad kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYu7ammLe7V0n8U

[@zyxyzz]

I just found this channel and I've been on here for hours 😂

[@caileemom25]

“Whats the worse that could happ-“ *ad shows up with a guy falling off of a helicopter*

[@robinspeaks7]

"Keep ya mouth shut! You ain't seen nun, you ain't heard nun" WHO has Ms. Dawson been hanging out with?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@babauncle8930]

"chill chill chill chill fall back youn blood sit down be humble" 😂😂😂😂

[@bryahnachristy51197]

No, No, No No Chill Chill" 😂😂😂😅😅😅 My favorite part

[@ddmqaudex6940]

IDK why but I love the detail on the jerseys

[@soda7509]

This mans be stealing every girls heart like it’s nothing

[@cross2407]

mans a Phantom Thief 😂

[@linhtuong7908]

*yes*

[@cross2407]

*yes*

[@tauurt]

even the teachers 😂

[@WarioIsGodd]

Thats what everyone was thinking at the title 😂

[@xxiiidead]

Fall back young blood 😂 be humble that line has me laughing

[@angelicthoughtss]

I love your channel you make me laugh😂

[@MultiEe123]

“I think he’s a narc” 💀

[@bigman7875]

U look like the big toothed kid in the story in your profile pic

[@kenyaley3064]

Drini Gjonaj LMAO CHILLL HHAHHHHAJAJJJAJA