American Thug vs. UK Roadman

[@zulucruz664]

America: Thugs peacefully armed with gun UK: Roadmen violently armed with spoon

[@Sparrowo51]

Peacefully lmao

[@alexdapanda92]

😂

[@Sparrowo51]

@Uzi Khan clearly not. America is a hoodlum shithole and its clear as day.

[@ratkiller6237]

@@Sparrowo51 clear as chewsday?

[@OneRichMofo]

@@ratkiller6237 lol innit

[@vesh]

Roadmen always got the weirdest drip tho

[@suhayb5]

ok roadman

[@happyfun192]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@randomguy7473]

Are you just commenting on every video you see

[@siroof5663]

Shut the fuck up you say erb while we say herb BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING H you say WADOR BODLE

[@Hackerking10010]

Hi

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“Where’s your phone, I need the time” *stares at sun aggressively* “somewhere around noon”

[@kiwisontoast]

I’ve done that before, they didn’t find it very funny

[@denniswatney8752]

your eyes wont like that

[@savary5050]

As if to imply the sun exists in the UK. How laughable!

[@leightonogarro5215]

Why is dis yute roleplaying smh

[@mastermindslt1982]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EkayLaive]

Man said “did I STUTHER”💀

[@DannyBoy719]

@@Urfavvmali456 *cant*

[@Del80VR]

average London moment

[@donnimidds65]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marieblade0613]

Lol, I want to instantly reply, " No, but you lisp." 😂

[@shem7146]

british dental problems causing speech issues moment

[@tauempire1793]

Part 2: When the American comes back to London but he packs some heat.

[@andhikamaharetsi625]

Bruh make this lol

[@Chewkz]

You gotta help me write how he got the heat through airport security though 😂

[@Ra111den]

@@Chewkz by packaging mail rofl

[@02reidr111]

How the hell u gonna get a gun over here

[@speedsterxp5834]

@@Chewkz it cud be a bb gun

[@Lucky28PT]

The "DID I STUTTER??!" part always gets me, unbelievable

[@narnia1233]

Ikr, I couldn’t help but laugh at that. It sounds so funny. 😂

[@hephystion3044]

Fuck that bit killed me 🤣😂

[@livedandletdie]

@@narnia1233 what's so funny about it? It sounds perfectly normal...

[@LuciDreamer]

@@livedandletdie really he is like saying it with his tongue😂😂😂

[@deadpixel9032]

Got flashbacks from The Office

[@thatha1rlin33]

That’s a pretty big spoon, one might even say it’s comically large

[@dustycover3015]

Looks like a shovel to me.

[@axlios6778]

Only a spoonful

[@vai.06]

Thats what she said

[@ZekSanchez]

Oh like from that meme with the guy with the comically large spoon haha why am I thinking about a comically large french fry thing from Good Burger that I may or may not have made up I think it's real though

[@axlios6778]

@@ZekSanchez Nothing is real

[@AirportPlaneSpotting]

“Remember what I told you” “Er….. NoTiNgHaM fOrEsT”

[@jamesanakin]

South....ham...

[@brightlight1152]

crystal palace

[@lanceryderwilson8618]

Uhhh....manchespur city

[@ssh1487]

I blew snot out my nose thanks a lot

[@bradschneider82]

Ahh West Ham

[@leo.montoya]

Road man heard him say Arsenal and was like, "I don't need to do anything, he's already suffering"😂

[@asaphakeim3614]

Lol facts

[@victorma9355]

At least it’s not man united😂😂

[@heshan810]

Not anymore

[@ttmkhari]

Lol 😆 epic

[@islahh.7056]

@@heshan810 4-0 baby

[@nattyfatty413]

"Well, we call it socce-" Spongebob narrator: Two thousand stabs later...

[@notgadot]

😂😂😂😂 THE BEST COMMENT

[@The_American_Acolyte]

1 gunshot later...

[@NeyamStar]

Ikkr

[@Instrumaker_91]

@@The_American_Acolyte they're in UK 😭

[@alicebayntun3050]

The lisp on "did I stutter" actually made me laugh for the first time in days. Thanks 😂🤣

[@PlutonicBen]

What's the matter Alice?

[@gambigambigambi]

STU'UH

[@Del80VR]

I think you mean fiRRRst time in days

[@Trythisone229]

The lisp- 💀😭

[@hamburgerdog25]

Bro was spraying harder than a hurricane

[@davehoward22]

Tyson

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Cody Rhodes

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

I’m so impressed by how he can do different voices and accents so well

[@Bxdlmbstx]

He is British. He fakes an American accent. I couldn’t believe it!

[@haydenlloyd4543]

@@Bxdlmbstx then why is he going *thhhhhhhh* when he’s speaking “like a roadman” like that’s how they actually speak

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

He’s just that good!

[@donathan2933]

@@haydenlloyd4543 he can do a better American accent than a Roadmen accent

[@Jordan-vf6dg]

As a Black American, I can confirm his "Brooklyn" Accent is subpar

[@morningstarx5340]

Now do the one where a British 'roadman' steps into literally any hood in the u.s. 🤣🤣

[@Commander_Reid]

No shanking will be done here in USA I can assure that

[@morningstarx5340]

@@Commander_Reid you might see a blade or 2 but thats bc bro didn't level up his character yet

[@shadowsnipes9242]

Its shoot or be shot over here 💀

[@6nrf9zaza58]

@@shadowsnipes9242 nar it aint use ar all shitty arsed

[@shadowsnipes9242]

@@6nrf9zaza58 pretty sure you can get sued for not including a seizure warning before you type some shit like that

[@yurrrr2005]

he does the american accent so good i can’t even tell he’s trying to do one

[@nicholas104]

You're joking.

[@yurrrr2005]

@@nicholas104 yeah..😂😂 i realized my mistake

[@iwillnot._2807]

Fr

[@ditdutdat]

@@yurrrr2005 what mistake? His American accent is actually really good

[@TheodoreBrosevelt]

@@ditdutdat He hade me fooled, sounds like someone from the East Coast

[@1kizhun]

This should be the offical british tourism guide video

[@notgadot]

I agree mate

[@Skaxarrat]

"I'll shank you! Welcome to London fam" - London Chamber of Commerce & Industry

[@TOPDrawingsEPIC]

Always carry a Bo'Oh'O'wa'Aer for your own safety

[@thejakker6369]

The floor atcher feet is just littered with discarded consonants, innit mate?😆

[@pradashwaii7792]

On chewsdays especially

[@jumpinnemo5044]

@@pradashwaii7792 Must bring biscuits aswell

[@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059]

Yall wanna help me fuck mahhhh cooosin, hate American accent hahah

[@trevorhodge470]

@@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 yeah cuz there’s one American accent. There the fucking Boston, New York accent(several within the city), Midwest, South, Texas, PNW, California(Surfer -SoCal), California(Bay Area), so try to elaborate buddy. Nobody likes the Yorkshire or geordie accent either fam. I’d rather have any American accent than a fucking Essex accent that gives me AIDS

[@ANONYM00SE]

the “don’ PISS me off fam” part always gets me 😂😂😂

[@davidwuhrer6704]

"Get pissed" means very different things in English and American.

[@lfl7113]

That's the best Part🤣🤣

[@catharsis08]

He's lucky that he is not a Tottenham fan

[@_mrtakethatrisk]

Lmao

[@atli2721]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nerissaalveraz556]

I’m sry for being slow af…. but who’s that?

[@leonardodavinci5089]

@@nerissaalveraz556 a football team

[@patrickstone9378]

@@nerissaalveraz556 a football club

[@DannyThaPlug]

“DID I STUH-AH” had me rolling

[@Del80VR]

fRRRReedom in le pocket why do you pronounce the R’s so heavily

[@miloelite]

“Ain’t nobody doing no pissin’, dawg,” is one of the best lines I have ever heard. Gotta use that one 😆

[@dashingtherouxthesnow4017]

That squeal gets me every time

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

Are you Louis Theroux with the BBC ?

[@dashingtherouxthesnow4017]

@@gandalfstormcrow7943 I wish

[@DannyBoy719]

What?

[@DannyBoy719]

What are you talking about?

[@mariowater65]

I’m wondering why the American didn’t have a 9mm gun loaded with freedom in his pocket?

[@Mauiwitaacog]

It would probably be 45. ACP to be extra American

[@andrewboateng3822]

@@Mauiwitaacog 50. cal to be extra American

[@avatech4943]

Cause he a looong way from home, fam

[@fablenumber1fan]

Maybe because this a skit of a Yank being in the UK......can't bring your freedom over here to shoot out of a car window for protection. Up close and personal unless you come across one of the guys carrying a 50+ year sawn off

[@scoobsshrooms109]

@@fablenumber1fan I mean a real thug wouldn’t take no shit, knife or not. He would die before he acted like a bitch. I’ve seen it too much.

[@imhigh.933]

“Yo welcome to London Fam!” **Shanks him Afterwards anyways**

[@coolunusual]

"Ain't nobody doing no pissing dawg" - Every American talking to a British person at some point

[@Nekesu]

Well we understand pissing someone off, its more like the phrase: "You takin a piss fam?" Or something like that that wouldn't make as much sense.

[@Del80VR]

or an American in London

[@Del80VR]

@@Nekesu or “the piss”

[@ScottJB]

It made no sense why he would react that way. We use the phrase "pissing me off" all the time in the US. We just don't use "taking the piss," and "to be pissed" means angry, not drunk.

[@PickAPocky]

Its funny that british people think thugs gon be scared of a knife, lmao

[@defunctaccount1944]

Shut the fuck up honestly knives are fucking horrendously gruesome

[@dustycover3015]

@@defunctaccount1944 they are gruesome but they are not scary when you live in a country where everyone carries guns including criminals that can literally take your whole damn head off.

[@mero7731]

@@defunctaccount1944 chill man. Knives are just not as scary as a gun. I much rather get mugged by a dude with a knife than a gun

[@nipplecream3099]

@@defunctaccount1944 as opposed to the perfectly clean wounds of 9mm hollowpoints

[@naokir.3649]

@@nipplecream3099 lmfaooo right

[@fantasyfan6037]

As soon as I saw the roadman costume and mannerisms I started laughing so hard at this. Been binge watching your videos and you’re very funny!

[@MrLimo-ii8rp]

True, roadmen are scary bc it’s hard to understand what they talking about.

[@hamburgerdog25]

Man thats just crackhead rules. Don't make eye contact, act like you're deaf, and be on your way.

[@adriancontreras1880]

Yea I couldn't follow any of that dialog

[@gradyparsons6678]

@@adriancontreras1880you're obviously really stupid.

[@anonymous-iu4th]

​@@hamburgerdog25 nah most of the time roadmen are just little kids who desperately want attention and they'll follow you if you try to walk off. It's very painful. I hate the UK

[@H1RX11]

The name roadman seems kinda like a name of a horror character

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

I suppose that is indeed the intention behind the nomenclature…

[@notlightbeam4889]

It reminded me of the Country Road Creature when I heard the name

[@hklegomaster]

Non white teen is NOT the preferred nomenclature Roadman plz

[@dhilipans5412]

Should have said Italy to unlock bad ending

[@tonyjoestar2632]

I can see this being the opening to a U.K. GTA game

[@RobertPayne556]

We need to bring back The Getaway.

[@MohamedAhmed-ms9eu]

only fucking legends know about The Gateway @@RobertPayne556

[@8bitnation419]

Sounds like a Roadman Mike Tyson.

[@alonso1659]

I watched this like a million times now I can’t stop laughing

[@beholdtheman3161]

So you watched it a million times before it tickled you?

[@Crimson19977]

@@beholdtheman3161 man’s got fast ignition

[@ILoVeLemoN_]

Alternative ending: Brooklyn dude gets pissed and pulls out a 9 and starts roasting the roadman

[@bunchofneeks8018]

And then about 40 mans come down for the british lad to back him. You don’t know nothin 🤣

[@averagejoe6352]

@@bunchofneeks8018 you’re trying to argue a group of guys with knives could take on a guy with a gun… not the brightest brit are you

[@Juuk215]

Ayo fr fr Brooklyn gon get dat strap and roast him and man even if them “roadmen” come creepin out da bush like rats mans finna pop em all

[@bunchofneeks8018]

@@Juuk215 Yh your deffo from the hood you know the ins and outs talking like a muppet on a KZbin vid. Bud you’d get battered

[@bunchofneeks8018]

@@averagejoe6352 Yh your Nd guy with a gun could take out 40 lads. Yh big up call of duty max ammo he’s gots shots for days. I think your the dopey lad here

[@alibasheracampong2140]

Everyone a roadman until the american pulls out "freedom" from his bag Edit: geez i never thought this will has this much likes and the pirate kid in the replies chill

[@jellybelly8672]

lmao

[@tyytyy5474]

@Matt Garon *UK brexits the chat*

[@theroyallizardd]

Lmao that's good asf

[@thasoufside713]

W

[@thetriads1969]

I laughed way to hard

[@BloodMoonASMR]

The vibe gives off an early 2000s horror video game

[@bluemoon5492]

If that question was about a team that would be playing in the Champions League next season it would be a lot better

[@zulucruz664]

Arse-anal in champions league?

[@mikespaintedminis5100]

“What endssstthhh!?” 😂😂😂

[@nattyfatty413]

whomst'd've?

[@ang72877]

as someone who lives in london i can confirm this is accurate as hell to the point a normal person like me knows the roadman language thoroughly

[@Lo33y_]

Only inaccuracy is the spoon

[@JusticeGamingNY]

So they really are clowns huh

[@interestedbystander196]

@@Lo33y_ Bruv, mandem use a ladle, innit.

[@ipeed]

Well road men took a lot of slang from Toronto and NYC and some of their own mixed it together and created the roadman slang

[@user-kh9nd9iv2t]

@@ipeed they didn't.

[@markmickman]

Bro was about to get robbed by the British Mike Tyson 💀

[@Del80VR]

this is the only comment I’ve laughed at so far

[@englishamani]

“I’LL SHANK YOU, FAM!” “CHING” *dies in London*

[@Alang_492]

Dies in British

[@LC-yb4wj]

@@greyvisionmusic 🤣

[@Jaleng368]

WAIT ARSENAL… just hit him a couple times to get him thinking straight

[@Astronomiez]

You play Roblox...

[@Jaleng368]

@@Astronomiez and

[@KalHiwatari]

@@Jaleng368 lol you play Roblox.

[@HG-bp8lh]

@@Jaleng368 lol he plays roblox

[@Jaleng368]

@@KalHiwatari AND

[@dWFnZWVr]

If you’re ever in London and hear: “Oi, where you from big man”, don’t look, just run.

[@zeever7]

Well, i will reply "im from Russia" with thick slav accent

[@donathan2933]

I’m def gon run

[@donathan2933]

@@italoarias1 it means what hood or ends are you from cuz you might be an opp or an easy target. Plus they’ll pull out their gigantic knives and try to shank you

[@JP.09.]

@@donathan2933 omg I didn't know when I was in London

[@donathan2933]

@@JP.09. what part of London tho? I’m usually referring to the South parts

[@SohanDsouza]

Yeah, I dunno, getting shanked with a spoon seems worse than getting shanked with a knife.

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

"Ain't nobody doing no pissing" was probably the best line

[@Bsaunders990]

Genuinely had a crazy dickhead pull a spoon on me coming off the tube last week. This is too accurate 🤦‍♂️.

[@acerix4103]

Man being part of a new sensation is absolutely wonderful. 😂😂 "Aaaaaaahhhh" great acting.

[@yawdanso980]

If Mike Tyson was British 😂. Respectfully tho.

[@MrNoNameForYou]

Highly doubt an American thug would react in such a way.

[@jacobcerda6924]

frfr

[@dustycover3015]

He'd probably bitch slap the roadman. Someone flexing with a knife or a spoon is child's play in the state's.

[@periodic98]

@@dustycover3015 well he would be dead.

[@PickAPocky]

@@periodic98 the roadman that is

[@dustycover3015]

@@periodic98 I had I knife pulled on me on three different occasions. I pulled out a knife as well and that quickly de escalated the situation and I'm still breathing bro. Criminals look for soft targets, if you put up a fight or challenge them they will most likely back off.

[@chubbymonkey2215]

Road man are just chefs with spoons don’t worry

[@LonelyPix]

Finally you used google translate

[@TTk0004]

Yes. We use spoons

[@rzMGMT]

You mean *"chavs"*

[@Del80VR]

guns exist in this country you people confuse my bullpup L85A2 oh wait- you don’t know what a bullpup is

[@the3rd210]

​@@rzMGMT well roadmen are always talking about cheffing opps and the likes 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@RamLaska]

"DID I THU-UH?" "No, but you've got a bit of a LITHP!" So, anyway, that's how *I* ended up here in the afterlife. How about you, bob?

[@IBNmuslimeen158]

💀

[@fire3022-ae]

when man says "Where`s your phone? ineed the time..." that is the polite way of robbing,

[@Dimera09]

Mate this roadman impression is fuuuuccckkkkinnngggg perfect lol. Can think of hundreds of dudes like this 🤣

[@seekerofknowledge78]

We need a roadman in Brooklyn

[@lan7770]

They way they act talk and behave

[@joshpring1]

From what I've seen in the media, you already have them.

[@dustycover3015]

We need one in Chicago and Detroit too.

[@B0x_T00l]

@@dustycover3015 Bro you can't have shit in detroit

[@rickyronny4019]

y'all got Roadman in Brooklyn? How do they act?

[@danielevans8910]

Having a southern drawl grants you +3 charisma in the UK.

[@adamcarson3871]

Blooming southerners and northerners both -10000 everything. Middles where it’s at

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@adamcarson3871 The midlands? Birmingham?

[@MentalAbility28]

Interesting...not hard to imagine why.

[@adamcarson3871]

@@davidwuhrer6704 exactly

[@rajkaranvirk7525]

@@adamcarson3871 he’s talking about the US south.

[@malin.percocet]

did I STUTTER😭😭😭😭😭killed me

[@HomelessShoe]

You know what makes me stutter? That bloody dreading looking baby in your photo staring into my soul 😰

[@anonymity120]

How it really would've happened: "Ima get my shank right now" "That's cute Harry Potter" *Pulls out glock*

[@eradict]

O say can you see...

[@feckusmaximus3234]

*Immediately gets arrested*

[@anonymity120]

@@feckusmaximus3234 *But at the end of the day, one of them is alive and the other is dead*

[@lore2458]

@Daisy Mae it's called illegally

[@SKRRTCOBAIN00]

@@lore2458 yh an American is getting a strap here just for holiday…. Lol Americans will be unarmed in England I want to see them getting their wap through the airport

[@ealc603]

He didn’t take them seriously. *Until..* “Ayup!”

[@skanz3e99]

Whenever roadmen say a word that starts with P, you already know there's gonna be a loud pop

[@heatherwoodley8244]

DID I STUTTER??!! I haven't heard that in tiiiiiiiiiime!!!! Was lovely!

[@khalil-si]

Nobody gonna talk about the fact that man's got a spoon on him in public?

[@andersondorcin]

“Mike Thyson”

[@domino_seam]

Love it when he said "I'll shanqu"

[@sheeeesh2727]

Bro got me in the end😂

[@Berryations]

Love this, but never heard of a roadman so was a little unclear about the spoon 🤣

[@dreliq981]

I thought it was a traffic cop

[@ItszaGemar]

Oh yeah, its a slang for thugs in the uk.

[@angelgutierrez374]

They stab people alot lol most carry knives in still working on what's up with the spoon though🤔🧐indeed a mystery

[@thecharger7900]

@@angelgutierrez374 bcuz if they police find out then they get jailed So they have knives in the belt and a spoon in their pad so they won’t be suspected

[@sidhantkumar3785]

"Did I stutter". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jeremiahkilday02]

I don't know any gangster in America who gets scared of a guy who pulls out a knife, come over here we got more guns in our country than people

[@Josh-bs3ey]

It was a joke usa have no banter

[@mixtapemania6769]

I mean, i imagine it's pretty scary when youre in the UK where you can't have a gun on you to defend yourself

[@Jeremiahkilday02]

@@Josh-bs3ey jokes are supposed to be funny

[@xoixols]

“Aint nobody doin no pissing dawg”. LMAO your a god

[@c15a]

“Ill shank you” *laughs in 3d printed pistol*

[@thenon-stopdad601]

That scream is hilarious 😂.

[@zyleemamisoup9675]

"ill shank ku" lovin the line rn

[@Alexandriaxxanime]

This guy should get hired as a actor in movies. He’s so good and can do a excellent American accent 😂😂

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Those downtown abbey roadman make me extremely nervous. They got pocket full of scones and you don't want to cross them when they're feeling "quite peckish." Plus their ops are bangers & mash

[@hamburgerdog25]

My first thought was "downtown abbey sounds like the most innocent downtown ever. I'm probably wrong" and then I kept reading and I'm sorry but everything you said was adorable. Pocket full of scones, quite peckish? Bruh

[@crnkmnky]

_Rally 'round the roadman…_ _Wif' a pocketful of scones!_

[@djdjdax2253]

😂

[@ConanBayBay1738]

When he was asked about his favourite football team I was hoping that he'd say NY giants 😂

[@baldskiofficial]

The thug reminds of Mike Tyson with the way he speaks man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LPScarlex]

I don't know how but I'm so glad the algorithm found me this man

[@onedown9936]

You know dudes from the states dont roll like this, but it was still funny. Lmao

[@trevorhodge470]

Nah bruh most Americans are exactly like that

[@royalbeans9742]

@@trevorhodge470 and if a roadman met a thug in the US it’d be the same way as if an American meets a roadman in the uk

[@trevorhodge470]

@@royalbeans9742 I agree

[@trevorhodge470]

@@royalbeans9742 damn where? Here in the us or in Britain

[@trevorhodge470]

@@royalbeans9742 damn that’s insane

[@Oleksey1769]

I was expecting him to say "I support the ____ soccer team"

[@last-genrichtofen9360]

I was expecting him to say an American football team like the Steelers.

[@atharvsgaming1346]

Nah , that "DID I STUTHER" fr sounded like mike tyson

[@rikuzariyuzu2815]

"I'll Thank You!"

[@caleb7780]

British “Roadman”: ima attack you with a spoon mate then ima steal your wata American Gangster: pulls out his heater and shoots Prince Fredrick of oi bruv land

[@cashsummary3472]

Ong

[@lore2458]

@Cool Dood 🧢

[@rickyronny4019]

nigga a Roadman will pull out a foot long sword and pierce yo fucking heart lol. I'm exaggerating but still the knives they use are pretty fuckin large

[@lore2458]

@@rickyronny4019 and the American is going to pull up with a modern warfare Loadout

[@rickyronny4019]

@@lore2458 yeah since niggas here be carrying guns 24/7. Everybody and they momma got a gun nowadays. Overpowered weapons aside, who would win in a fist fight? UK gangsta or the US gangsta? The results seem 50/50 to me cuz I’m convinced neither of em can rlly fight without weapons. The only rappers I know with martial arts experience are 50 cent and Bugzy Malone

[@raxn2673]

Plot twist: the roadman was actually Mike Tython

[@Camissunshine]

Wonder how long a roadman will live if he came to America’s hood probably like a min or two 😂😂😭

[@kendrickllama3231]

America? The home of the color fashion gangs? 🤣🤣

[@aaronforsyth3486]

Bro roadmen ain’t gang members they’re edgy chavs our gangs are just like the us they’re just more secretive cus guns are cracked down on harder here

[@michaelmann99]

Id say they get shot stepping off the plane

[@addyy8544]

That scream 😂😂

[@LJJsutt]

Chewks: what's your favourite football team? American: arsenal Me, an Arsenal supporter: SUBSCRIBES

[@bangjek7652]

Defenitely fam

[@xandert1436]

Bro who's your favorite youngster

[@richardweiss3931]

Saka

[@ChristopherRiveraofficial]

American: “Casually takes out an AR-15”

[@gasknight]

Roadmen ain't scary. My mom is scarier than any roadman confirmed

[@Shavenhamster]

Not that scary on their own but when 20 of them chase you into a chicken shop all with big f'ing knife you would be scared.

[@ethanfury1575]

Great vid bro love your vids always brings a smile on my face 😃👍

[@devinbobby9819]

Y’all got the shanks and we got the straps 24/7

[@donathan2933]

Some of em got straps too

[@sticks_studiosHQ]

“Wot don’t PITHHHH me off fam” 😂

[@asgharbukhari6092]

So he can do such an amazing American accent bet he can't really do a UK roadman accent this guy is to funny 😂

[@rickyronny4019]

ikr

[@SchizmKing]

Roadman: "wuh, I'll shank you!" American: *Laughs in Beretta*

[@davidwuhrer6704]

At least he died laughing.

[@IoT_]

Laughs in Italian

[@pieceofkurt1280]

"It's Chelsea sire" **Sharpens the spoon**

[@wasplaygaming8031]

Man the ahhh finished me off 😆😅🤣☠️

[@audilover1912]

American: Hi welcome to Chili’s Brits: Welcome to London Fam.

[@zoenicole826]

He got scared cuz that shit actually happens in the US all the time😂💀

[@zoenicole826]

Depends where in the US

[@harveybrother8584]

No it’s doesn’t🤣 you get a gun pulled on you then you pull one too that’s how it go in America

[@zoenicole826]

@@harveybrother8584 i like knives better😈

[@vn9574]

@@zoenicole826 you a chef?

[@zoenicole826]

@@vn9574 mmmm... something like that😂💀

[@mikeoxmal1028]

Bruh the lisp makes it so good

[@stephanywkgamer661]

The way you did this too funny DID I STUTTER why was this actually accurate for roadmen like the accent and they way the speak as well A star at least roadmen aint gonna threating you with a gun like the THUGS

[@Sweet_Oni]

I’m sorry but no American is flinching at a knife. A gun yes.a knife no

[@genko7405]

Yea but u saying like knife can't kill u it's worse than gun

[@kennethmullenix]

​@@genko7405a dummy with a knife is manageable cuz at the very least you can still attempt to run or disarm but a dummy with a gun still more dangerous,bullets too fast 😅 I'd take my chances with a knife anyday over a bullet

[@genko7405]

@@kennethmullenix bullets fast but knife is more dangerous they be chasing u with swords and 25 inch zombie knife not kitchen knife

[@kennethmullenix]

@@genko7405 again still rather take my chances,knife sword,whatever can be dealt with but in some fashion but there's absolutely nothing you can do with a gun pointed at point you at point blank range,compare melee kills to shootings and shootings always higher. Even a child with a gun is more dangerous than a blade wielder.

[@genko7405]

@@kennethmullenix that’s easy then it takes more guts to use knives

[@quit2271]

"I'll shanku!" "Ahh~" *omg*