Chicken Noodle Soup - You Suck at Cooking (episode 137)

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00:00 How to make Chicken Noodle Soup
01:10 Celery Cereal
01:39 Easy Soup Broth
02:30 How to send noods
02:52 Chicken Noodle Soup
03:08 Complicated Chicken Noodle Soup
Suggested Amounts of Things Inside The Soup: aka ingredients
6 cups broth
an onion
a few carrots
some celery
3 cloves or garlic ish
1 or two chicken breasts
1 cup noods
pepper pepper pepper and salt to taste if necessary
also if not necessary but preferred
any other additional flavors
for example, you could put turmeric in with the onions if you want to make chicken noodle super foodle soup
I've also tried a bit of yellow curry powder which was good...just a little.
I bet cumin would be good. I bet that because I really like cumin
if it's too chunky you can always add more broth, or strain out all the ingredients and make them into a casserole

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Devon made it

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Hey mate, I tried to look for couch onions but couldn't find any so I used a matress onion - the taste was so soft and springy, you should try it!

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I didn't even know they could grow there, gonna try it thanks

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Onpion

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Rolling the lettuce into a celery stick is my new favourite sight gag.

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Something that my mom used to do with chicken noodle soup was to take the veggies out and puree them with some of the broth, and then add it back in. Helps combat WABS and makes it more about the chicken and noodles. Edit: It also means you can completely ignore chopping them nicely since you'll be turning it into sludge anyways

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I do that but i only do half because i still like having the slightly crunchy chunks of carrot and celery in there.

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Closet stank can actually add a lot of character to your soup, that's why our ancestors didn't wash their carrots

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I accidentally wore the underwear on my face and now I'm permanently blind

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Chicken noodles

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love the recipe, though I have to ask, can I substitute the couch onions since i ran out (I put fertilizer for next time) with attic shallots?

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That cut from the lettuce to celery was so good :o

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the noodles are in the shape of a 🍆

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Shredding the chicken 🤣

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I made an omelette. And was so tired while making it I forgot the sea crystals and pepper pepper pepper.

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I just made this soup today, it's great! really tasty. Thanks YSAC

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If my thumbtack underwear is in the wash, is it ethical to make this soup while naked?

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Chicken soup is exactly what she needs!

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