Children Are Really Not Good People. Damon Sumner

Children are really not good people, or at least that's been Damon Sumner's experience while raising his children. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Damon talks about his children and some of the terrifying/horrible things they do. Whether you're someone with little kids, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Damon Sumner will have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@smbrowning578]

Seasoned parent of 3 active children. Something always happening. My first question was "is there blood?...can you move it?"

[@Rosie_C]

Always. The kids I used to nanny still tease me about the time someone actually got injured and I calmly paused the baby I was feeding a bottle and kept saying, “it’s fine. I’m sure she’ll be okay.” She had busted her chin open and needed stitches. She was fine! :)

[@jarmom4033]

He's the fun friend in the group I bet.. bc he's just an ALL AROUND FUNNY DUDE! & it probably never stops😂

[@ElysianFields-nv7wq]

I love this guy's humor and comedic style!

[@anitajones4899]

She chokes me! SAY WHAT? What do you do? I play dead, that's what I do! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@CynthiaPrice79]

My younger siblings hit puberty, and suddenly I couldn’t be in their bathroom without dry heaving a little.

[@jaysrandomnesschannel]

​@@TheAstroflightyou didn't need all that to explain anything...if her siblings were boys, what she was smelling was hot loads 😂😂😂

[@Beardfamily247]

​@TheAstroflight you like, a musk-etarian or something 🤔

[@MZRTMusic254]

​@@jaysrandomnesschannelJesus Jay! 😂

[@jaysrandomnesschannel]

@@MZRTMusic254 😂...I speak of nothing but the truth

[@CynthiaPrice79]

@@TheAstroflight ok, but they smelled like nasty BO and not washing enough.

[@tedereTSSK]

Good crowd enjoyment.

[@vickiclark1998]

I had 6 kids and I always had an informant!! LOL!!

[@carolynnaumann2306]

Lol, love this guys sense of humor. Really gets to it !

[@MF_Reinhold]

I lost it at, this kid is gonna be on an airbrushed t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@cindyrissal3628]

Oh, honey, 30s aint nuthin'. Just wait...it gets SO-OO much more interesting when you get to the 50s & 60s...😂

[@karmencummings9754]

Yessssss!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heatherL4834]

Hell, mid-40s is turning into a ride for me.

[@kimberlyfoss4787]

Right?? I remember when I hit 50 I said, it should be illegal for anyone over the age of 45 to have to bend down to pick up anything!! 😂

[@threeparthuman]

that was hilarious brother! thanks for the laughs! LOLOLOLOL.

[@agnesstokes1078]

I hope they aren't really that bad, but he's funny as hell😂😂😂😂

[@outdoorasmr]

"Old privilege" 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Fried chicken but we had lasagna😂😂

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

Absolutely hilarious

[@specopbookie]

Sup from Wyoming!! Love this guy’s energy 😂

[@HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa]

I am laughing my butt off right now!!🤣 But the funniest part is that my family/friends say im exactly like him🤣🤣

[@blazze7772]

😂😂😂 Bro almost made me wake up my wife.

[@realtalkwithLorin]

Hahaha. Love him. My sister tried to kill me every night. Now she's on the run. Lol

[@SunshineMafia]

That’s hilarious! 😂❤️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽☀️☀️

[@gayleneelaban1161]

Love this guy! He’s funny and real!

[@theartistjodievans]

🤣🤣🤣 I’m peeing my pants over here! I had four kids. I relate!

[@cas4040]

Great set. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@HeliPadUSA]

"Hisself"....not a word

[@bowleggz1003]

He was hilarious 😂

[@shanikasmith2591]

This guy is hilarious!! 😂😂

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

My sister is a choker😂😢😢😢

[@frequentsee3815]

I think maybe she wanted him to do it back? Idk. Kinda kinky. Not sure yet

[@MZRTMusic254]

​@@frequentsee3815onii-chan is that you?

[@jerridavis6462]

Enjoyed from Texas!

[@Rosie_C]

Children are really not good people. I don’t know how many times the 2 year old has gotten busted for destroying the plants and flowers, and just last week the kids kept trying to tell me he was at it again… “[he] is makin a mess!” “[he] is damaging something. You might want to see this.” And he had destroyed 2/3 of a brand new, huge, gorgeous fall mum.

[@caligirl1028]

Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@TheSleepingonit]

Being 6 ft 6, i have to stand out of the shower to wash my hair, doubt that is the problem with your son

[@MagycArwen]

Put a little stool in the shower so you can sit down 🚿😂

[@guardianangel9517]

You're RIGHT about 50s and no Facebook😂 I'm NOT participating with that😅

[@mbyrd6713]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love him ❤

[@barbarahering484]

You were great but whoever was laughing so loud was drowning you out.

[@Sendcookiesnow]

Funny AF

[@kcl060]

I'm shocked how many people got the tp joke bahaha! Collector's item😂

[@SOULLESSVR]

Having daughter and son sleep in same bed seems strange to me....

[@beverlyhall228]

Funny

[@PacificMoceans]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@crystaldawn9255]

He said over 50 come on Jennifer Lopez's 50

[@patrickgallagher9069]

35, old.... nope. You're not old yet!

[@dbdk1635]

☠️ 😂

[@hotdogsauce]

damon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TeresaO82]

My dad's fb profile pic is his hand lol

[@theresagkeenan8331]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drip369]

Nah bro I've never had a fat kid phase, we were too poor and I'm enjoying being a trim muscular man

[@edithdlp8045]

I never had a fat kids phase. My brother never outgrew his fat kid phase. He is now a fat adult.

[@deceptionsdemise]

Ahahahaha

[@comicgeniusshow3190]

😂🎤😂🎤

[@jaysrandomnesschannel]

Cant watch this one, audio is horrible. Echoing like a MF

[@torturedGenius73]

Not good enough, that's a shame

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

No you're not, and you never will be. "Genius" 🤣🤣😂😂🤡🤡

[@johnsegura610]

First

[@thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198]

This is the 2nd skit about kids that I've watched & I surprisingly, derived zero laughter from it. Idk. Maybe I just don't like his material or jokes.

[@Mario-ur8ti]

His jokes were great. I believe your problems were greater than his talent.

[@thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198]

@@Mario-ur8ti 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't have problems.🤔🙄 And his talent level wasn't great enough to make me laugh. Perhaps your level of intelligence meets his level of talent, eh? Still, I am not oposed to what you consider enjoyable; although, I don't believe that my comment threatened this guy's performance, at a volume such that, surprisingly, sufficed your efforts to defend him.😂🤣Or defend your perception.....🤔 However, thanks for helping me leave, this time, with a laugh.🤣 Word to the wise: Your attempt at insult should be, somewhat accurate, if you want it to succeed. Albeit should also be directed at someone who actually cares about how you feel.😎🤣😂😁🤣

[@AWholeVibe96]

You’re not alone. I wasn’t impressed either. But I also don’t have the lifestyle of being a parent or wanting to be a parent.

[@stephencurry8552]

Tight

[@robertwardi358]

This guy is Kevin Hart level.....