China Has Been Faking Pandas

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@fuzzyzombielove 4 ай бұрын

She's not just a baby hippo. She's a baby pygmy hippo; a type of hippo that is already really small. She is the smallest hippo possible.

@marcusbullock630 4 ай бұрын

and she also has dwarfism and is stunted from premature birth

@yeahyeahyeah688 4 ай бұрын

I miss the intro

@FinntheSquire 4 ай бұрын

There aren’t as many nuts anymore so we can’t use it

@paullosasso7147 4 ай бұрын

Bah bah bah bah bah, THATS ALOT OF NUTS!

@deeznutsifier69420 2 ай бұрын

taking it away is alot of nuts in my humble opinion

@LangstonDev 4 ай бұрын

I had to unsubscribe from Sumito after I discovered he was just 3 Chinese dogs in a KZbinr costume

@eyeofthebeholder_ 4 ай бұрын

-300000 social credit.

@runratchetrun 4 ай бұрын

not again...

@randomtinypotatocried 4 ай бұрын

It happens

@alexball3915 4 ай бұрын

Boy are we gonna look stupid when moo deng gets revealed to be a shaved dog

@LangstonDev 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Beepers559 4 ай бұрын

I know this is a joke but if it was discovered she was a dog then one would wonder just what kind of genetic shenanigans had to be done to make a dog look like a baby Pygmy hippo

@OpoOnTheGo 4 ай бұрын

When a Chinese guy dresses in a sun bear costume it's "for the zoo" but when I dress in a hyena costume and go to a furry convention I'm "a furry" all of a sudden

@KATinBLACK 4 ай бұрын

Yeah but did you have sex in the costume? Yeah that’s what I thought. These things are not the same

@OpoOnTheGo 4 ай бұрын

@@KATinBLACK DOES IT MATTER? hyena gang hahahahaha

@WasMachenSieHier 4 ай бұрын

Sumit not including "furry" or "foot fetish" on his diagnosis is actually criminal

@cyberpunk3116 4 ай бұрын

Sumit should have gotten a panda costume and sang "Panda" by Desiigner

@OneStarVic 4 ай бұрын

I like the Steve Irwin reference but that man died in 2006. There are 18 year olds running around rn who don’t know who the man, the myth, the legend really was 😢

@noob19087 4 ай бұрын

I'm 23 and all I know about him is stingrays.

@redwiltshire1816 4 ай бұрын

18 years old would be the wrong generation your thinking of gen a and tbh with gen a they don’t really know a lot to start

@mattabrown2379 4 ай бұрын

@@noob19087he was a likeable nice guy who loved animals, had riz, was from Australia

@Foamypeon 4 ай бұрын

Pandas have experienced two major extinction events linked to human expansion into high altitude bamboo forests, so pandas are in fact very rare in the wild

@redwiltshire1816 4 ай бұрын

That’s not why tho, pandas are so dumb on a biological level that they shouldn’t be around anymore humans are the only reason they live nothing else

@WasMachenSieHier 4 ай бұрын

Cat outro is unironically goated

@chrisalan5610 4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't even be mad about the panda dogs, equally cute and more playful

@lhei_tayuun 4 ай бұрын

Honestly, I'm rather enthralled with the idea of a Chinese zoo hosting a cheap Chinese knockoff of a zoological icon of China. It's like a cultural turducken.

@KaladinVegapunk 4 ай бұрын

It's like trying to pass off a German Shepard as a marsupial in Berlin

@TheSangreT 4 ай бұрын

I love how this was a news from 4 months ago but now everybody is talking about it

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan 4 ай бұрын

Oblivion necklace goes crazy

@_Mercival_ 4 ай бұрын

That's a pygmy hippo. They are nowhere near as dangerous as their larger cousins (different genus). Pygmies are smaller, pretty tame and unlikely to attack you. That being said, they could obviously mess you up when provoked.

@CoobyPls 4 ай бұрын

Eggs

@LegoDork 4 ай бұрын

Dude. I fuckin' love eggs.

@bzztelectric1293 4 ай бұрын

lunchable was news but boring. Felt like that went on a bit. this one is gold.

@exLightningg 4 ай бұрын

I saw a panda recently, for some reason it kept saying 2 steps ahead…

@williamsullivan3967 4 ай бұрын

Not for nothin’ but I think India is the most populace country on earth these days, according to The Man. Solid video Sumito.

@christopherdixon4472 4 ай бұрын

Yea but how many vending machines do they have?

@itxi 4 ай бұрын

Threatening to dress someone as a highschooler and send them to Dr Disrespect is like threatening to paint a white stripe down the back of a cat and send them to Pepé Le Pew

@n3k0lai 4 ай бұрын

i love moo deng

@JounLord1 4 ай бұрын

When I first heard about this I thought it was maybe a new breed of dog that was breed to look like a Panda which honestly sounds cool. Nope, straight up painting dog and calling them pandas.

@lhei_tayuun 4 ай бұрын

6:55 Sumito doesn't know that every night I sleep under a modest pile of Blåhaj.

@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139 4 ай бұрын

It sickens me that more people have dolphin plushies than shark plushies. Like do you know how many sharks have sexually assaulted people? Zero. *Do you have any idea how many dolphins have sexually assaulted people? It isn’t zero.*

@Vfanatic1 4 ай бұрын

Actually Hippos can't swim, they just use their muscles to propel themselves through it like a catapult because they're that beastly

@marcusbullock630 4 ай бұрын

sorry man that's a myth. they can swim, both by paddling and by breach swimming. breach swimming is when you constantly pop out of the water like when whales and tuna swim and constantly jump.

@Yodalemos 4 ай бұрын

ngl those dog-panda's were adorable.

@georgeorwell7776 4 ай бұрын

there is also the german baby pigme hippo

@NekoThaky 4 ай бұрын

Don't threaten me with a good time, I will not elaborate

@Tmorgan2976 4 ай бұрын

Cornshwaggled again!!

@IvyHeller 4 ай бұрын

MEOW

@KaladinVegapunk 4 ай бұрын

Haha i also immediately thought of the sun bear too, and was like they dodged a bullet that time since it was real but pushed their luck. Its SO OBVIOUSLY a chow. It isn't a rare breed. But also they solved the breeding issue, i learned on QI it was actually easy once they figured out how, they should be more accessible. Id imagine people wouldnt want to question it and get reported

@BigBong-h8o 4 ай бұрын

You made me smiillee ❤

@theGDmenace13 4 ай бұрын

Huge Chinese dog drama

@avanticurecanti9998 4 ай бұрын

Knowing China, they probably ate the Pandas.

@BARBLEFT 4 ай бұрын

someone leaked panda dog plans on warthunder forums

@kochiyamochiya 4 ай бұрын

your cat looks grumpy af lol

@chrisgenovese8188 4 ай бұрын

Sumito has obviously never painted a cat if he thinks it only takes an hour. apparently they dont like it, because they put up a fight.

@manoffewords1 4 ай бұрын

0:15 Shouldn't that be a grain of MSG?🤔

@__-be1gk 4 ай бұрын

those poor dogs

@ArtianSetS 4 ай бұрын

Those poor dogs.

@eyeofthebeholder_ 4 ай бұрын

Btw, a baby hippo is called a calf.

@davidgrunga 3 ай бұрын

MOO DENG

@Stuharris 4 ай бұрын

Cat-mito/ Moo Deng collab!

@Enkaybee 4 ай бұрын

Do people generally even know that pandas don't bark? I certainly didn't know that for sure. I think they could have just been like "yeah pandas bark."

@Palmit_ 4 ай бұрын

@SumitoMedia - when IH gonna drop another vid.. every one that you were in were always the best ones.

@LegoDork 4 ай бұрын

When he finds some more cool shit to make an awesome video out of without the permission of the authors.

@sirdomo4 4 ай бұрын

Hey does anyone remember the House Hippo?

@ilnumeroperfetto696 4 ай бұрын

let's goooooooooo sumit!

@ZeroFische 4 ай бұрын

They are eating the pandas!!!!

@creepything9478 4 ай бұрын

Im against breeding dogs and cats for aesthetics but i wanna have panda dogs lol I already have lynx point siamese (not from a breeder) theyre like little tigers.. or.. uh lynxes i guess

@BigBong-h8o 4 ай бұрын

Yis 🎉🎉🎉❤

@robonator2945 4 ай бұрын

6:01 challenge accepted.

@LuxFerre4242 4 ай бұрын

I got the same diagnosis...

@ddddren 4 ай бұрын

China has real life crypto zoo

@lefunmenow4970 4 ай бұрын

Let's smash dat like button!

@meangreanbean 4 ай бұрын

check out chinas exploding mooncakes

@MelodethMike803 4 ай бұрын

The pandamonium is unbearable 🐻‍❄🐕

@beeeennnnnnn 4 ай бұрын

Oh china Also cmon Sumit we all know why no one would call out the fake pandas, what happens to chinese citizens when they start questioning things?

@gayforbrae5693 4 ай бұрын

Wdym I don’t think of sharks as cuddly bro didn’t you make a video about how much you love gawr gura like a couple weeks ago smh

@ninthundertow 4 ай бұрын

Sumito... I was walking my dog and not paying attention (due to your video) and a copperhead almost bit me and my dog. I went home, put pups away, and got a shovel. A snake no longer has anhead. Point being, you almost killed a golden retriever. Not a good look my man....