Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 28

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@dmoney4519]

Phenomenal job Geno, that was a thrilling, epic documentary!

[@michaelgollihue6314]

“Man Chris is such a loser and needs to get off the internet” I say to myself as I start the 28th part of this series that I’ve consumed in 4 days.

[@TeenieTinyTina]

Same tho lmao

[@denji5426]

no need to call me out like that

[@Yivia]

I feel personally victimized by this comment.

[@DepressedFishey123]

God damn it same

[@johnathanrush4666]

This is my 4th time through, starting at episode 1 each time. You are not alone.

[@Benigndepressedbear]

The gay trucker look is one of Chris's best

[@woft1685]

"Mount n DoMe" will always be a fan favorite outfit

[@GregoryWolfen]

The vest and shades combo!

[@geasslelouch]

@@annag8345 chris is a lesbian

[@Mikey-zj8bn]

"look at my gay trucker hat"

[@anarchimation1448]

It makes him look like a baby in a small tank top and denim jacket...

[@violetblues10]

the fact chris went out in a sports bra that says "WANT WOMAN" in a family friendly public space literally makes me go insane every time

[@Wolf-Chalk]

And don't forget the "I enjoy vagina" shirt too

[@violetblues10]

@@Wolf-Chalk oh trust me, i dont think i could ever forget.

[@fsm2333]

I haven’t gotten there yet as I’m watching this video and I am DREADING it

[@RockLou]

Frank McMahen So what did you think? 🤔

[@AgentSmith911]

@@fsm2333 Look, I've been going knee deep into this CWC rabbit hole for years... and I regret it. But I can't look away and even have to revisit these videos. I think I have lost roughly five to ten IQ points during this autistic journey.

[@wittvonwitt4403]

The fact Chris drives a car is terrifying.

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

On the first serious drive of his life that wasnt to the local game store Chris locked himself out of his car on the side of the road out in the middle of nowhere and had to be rescued by AAA

[@Masterchief0521]

Imagine if trolls had started driving his route with asperchu stickers

[@isabelwallace9123]

the idea of him behind a wheel is haunting

[@detectivebloor4011]

@@Masterchief0521 I’m gonna write him in prison and confuse him with the creator of asperchu

[@notmch2lookat668]

I’m pretty sure they crashed it once

[@Ravierave]

Spreading rumors: not cool 👎 Drunk driving, trespassing, harassment, assault: okay I guess 👍

[@stone_low]

abstinence is not okay

[@tylercolby1426]

Amazing what you can get away with when you're an adult with a mental disability, isn't it?

[@platty9237]

(disclaimer: armchair psychiatrist) I think he exhibits some form borderline personality disorder. He’s obsessed with his image and reputation. Empathy is feigned when he might get something out of a friendship, like romance or sex. Other than that, he has no regard for the feelings of others. It’s all about what he wants. He seems to apologize with canned responses, but only when people hold him accountable. When his sincerity is challenged, he blames the autism. I might be wrong, but I don’t think the two are linked. I feel for him because of the humiliation he’s endured, but then I’m not sure if he feels any sense of guilt. I think that’s what makes this so fascinating. We have the sociopathy and the autism, and that combination leads to some very ‘unique’ circumstances.

[@mysryuza]

Girl killed by ex boyfriend: "It was so sad" People in a high school killed in Columbine: "Y'all hear something?"

[@notanundesirable]

I’m unironically upset that Chris just got let go even though he was driving under the influence and trespassing. Those are serious, especially the drunk driving. What did the police do? Just let him drive home while he was drunk?

[@JohnDoe-hs1jp]

Elderly Japanese woman: Did you get a chance to talk to that gaijin that just moved into the appartment next door? Elderly Japanese man: I did, but only very briefly. He seems pretty nice. I think he said he was from Irelan- Geno(while recording in his apartment in a loud voice audible through the wall): WANT WOMAN!

[@dariohenriquez7773]

nani ?? kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3uooaeif7KHbJI

[@N8RiverHere]

I'd honestly love seeing a blooper reel of Geno recording some of the lines he has to go through. I'm sure many of them took a few attempts

[@MadmicadXP2]

@@N8RiverHerekinda got what u wanted lol

[@tonysoprano200]

Ol

[@MsOops12]

Wait, is Geno living in Japan (seriously)?

[@flyingsockcat2635]

It's painfully obvious how fake Chris's story abut Snyder jumping in front of his car is because he literally stole it from a Simpsons episode.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Wouldn't mind seeing a comparison video.

[@Darkstar263]

I assume you're probably referring to the episode where Mr Burns hits Bart with his car? It wouldn't surprise me with Chris, he copies stuff from television all the time.

[@Darkstar263]

I just looked up the court scene from that episode and it's uncanny. Mr Burn's version of events where Bart gets in front of the car on purpose. "What are you looking at me like that for? You believed his cock and bull story"

[@myquest666420]

He steals everything from tv shows.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Makes sense, chris was raised in television

[@jonathanaguilar337]

“Not too many people are socializing in real life anymore !! They’re just glued to their computers!!” - the most documented man on the internet

[@CT-se8vn]

My father didn’t understand how much information this guy put out in the world.

[@meursault7030]

I find it very annoying when he starts obviously parroting stuff his bigot, boomer piece of shit stepdad told him. I can just imagine Robert with his bud sat on the sofa amongst all the dirt and screaming cats, delivering self-righteous rants to his rapist progeny.

[@xxstexx7450]

That whole part was crazy.

[@rgbeet]

The original Facebook boomer.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

Chris IRL: "I think this murderer should get 20 years in prison." Chris in CWCville: "They made fun of me. Instant Death Penalty. Bring out the rifles and electric chair."

[@jarvisjackson4833]

his comic was a response to being killed in someone elses.

[@tanalucas5341]

Sent to Brazil

[@dannyb1379]

yeah but you see one of those affected Chris and the other didn't.

[@MrStath1986]

@@jarvisjackson4833 He depicted killing four people in response to one person doing a parody comic; one of those four was a person Chris had stolen a character from and Chris didn't like that they dared speak out. Chris was just more interested in bloodthirsty revenge in his bizarre pathetic little world that he *believes to exist* for perceived slights against him.

[@jarvisjackson4833]

@@MrStath1986 yeah he did the same thing back to the trolls, and you act like he really killed people.

[@ekathe85]

His "trucker" look is like middle aged Ash Ketchum on a two year suspended sentence

[@TeenieTinyTina]

for some reason I read “Ash Ketchum” as “Ashton Kutcher”

[@shdowhunt60]

Which is fitting considering the Ash Ketchum outfit he used to wear.

[@amberm2777]

😂👌

[@lucas11723]

I have a two year suspended sentence and I take offense to this, sir

[@vengaboi4229]

More like fries ketchup

[@rjs6510]

Imagine this: It’s 2010, Jerry Seinfeld, the creator of the hit 90s tv show Seinfeld, the voice actor for Berry B. Benson, the main character of the 2007 hit classic Bee Movie, walks up on stage. The audience claps, and the crowd starts to quiet down. At this point the room is completely silent, and Jerry Seinfeld starts to speak. He takes a deep breath and says “What’s the deal with autistic people?”

[@themantheman2768]

if he actually did an even semi competent joke chris would still be angry because he would think it was directed at him

[@daimyo3074]

Chris hopes that seinfield gives a shit about him and bringing him on stage Just like chris hopes seth mcfarlane would make an episode of him. Truly narcisstic

[@creamofthecrop6743]

With the PC culture i'd hate to be a comedian, it would be like walking a tightrope between not being funny enough to make it. Or going too far and getting completely cancelled.

[@lincdc12]

That's awful, you're awful and I'm awful for laughing so damn hard at this.

[@TheDiego908]

How about another joke, Jerry?

[@TeenieTinyTina]

I love how he says “I don’t know who the BLANK she is” but doesn’t even hesitate to drop the N bomb

[@gem8695]

with the hard R too T_T

[@lasmontanassonmivida9144]

i'm SAYIN

[@Ahrone1586]

@@lasmontanassonmivida9144 las montañas son tu vida

[@retrorampager5373]

Naive is an extremely offensive word

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@retrorampager5373 YOU'RE NAIVE

[@ryanreed4698]

How much of this 'hacking' is just people guessing that the password is 'chrissonichu123'

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

That's my guess tbh

[@ltilluck]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Channelistic]

@@PhoenixEnforcer101 where's Jotaro

[@mikehunt3688]

not to mention Chris has a habit of giving away all his personal details

[@fsm2333]

GalPal69

[@Nathanamerican27]

"I do not need to repeat myself: I am straight!" - Chris addressing the topic for the 570th time.

[@MrSourceMan]

Remember the old adage; 571st time's the charm!

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's because he needs to really try to avoid falling from the straight path

[@adamlucas2203]

570th time that week

[@unitedfools3493]

He's definitely not gay.

[@jobdylan5782]

Probably because people online keep maliciously accusing him of being gay.

[@UpscalerGuy]

Chris: “I’m never coming back on the internet.” Geno: “4 days later, Chris made a video...”

[@crimsondynamo615]

Christ Chris is like Brett Keane with how he keeps saying “I’m leaving KZbin” and then immediately coming back

[@TheNexDude]

He did it before and a day and a half later he was making a video whining about a voice actress in the Cleveland Show.

[@AlisonChains13]

Gabbie Hanna energy

[@TheXBRGUY]

@@crimsondynamo615 I just want to say I love the fact that I saw a Brett Keane reference in these comment sections. That is all.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

@@crimsondynamo615 Dorn? Is that you?

[@combatmantis4393]

The fact that Chris can drive and was able to get to the game place while drunk without crashing or killing anyone is fucking amazing.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

He was protected and guided by Magi-Chan's psychic posession.

[@TheSecondHandDude]

I'm surprised he can do it sober

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@TheSecondHandDude Magi-Chan can always tag in to possess Chris.

[@humanpelican642]

rosechu pfp lol

[@combatmantis4393]

@@humanpelican642 My pfp is just regular official art of Amy Rose

[@dreadfulmook9573]

The “I Got What I Deserve” shirt is the most underrated piece of Chris-Chan apparel.

[@midimidori4699]

WANT WOMAN

[@snowbunnie1113]

MOUNT AND DEW ME

[@wastedproductions45]

@@snowbunnie1113 That has to be one of my favourite shirts he owns, I unironically would want that just for the conversation that would inevitably follow.

[@xXDemonWolfSkullXx]

Yes! Oh my god I'm so glad I found this comment. I was hoping someone was going to point that out 🤣

[@Face56737]

I love China

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

*"wHAt'S tHE DEaL wITh aUTIsm?"* -Jerry Seinfeld, 2010.

[@emrahalien2972]

It gay or what?

[@caitchri2426]

Fuck. I literally opened the comment section to make this EXACT joke.

[@ZeranZeran]

I bet Jerry SEINFELD is related to Michael SNYDER. They all work together against Chris.

[@xyphor317]

Lmao

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

This was funnier than what Chris was trying to do

[@nerolemon]

police: so why are you trespassing taking pictures and running people over chris: you see, these dang, dirty trolls police: understandable, have a great day

[@JustAliceGaming]

Our justice system in a nutshell

[@goddamnilovemetal8120]

Not to mention driving drunk! How did Chris not get arrested?!

[@moodman1151]

@@goddamnilovemetal8120 And during all that, Snyder predicted the police wouldn't do anything. That poor guy

[@Eternal-pj8zh]

Good thing Chris-chan is white.

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

@@goddamnilovemetal8120 because doesnt matter the country, all cops are the same: people that want to feel good about catching bad guys, but dont want to put effort into the paperwork for taking guys like Chris to a police station

[@dargle]

As someone with Asperger's, the fact that Chris calls himself ""high-functioning"" when he shits himself and lives in a fantasy world is hilarious.

[@grimgrahamch.4157]

I have to wonder if he could even be considered high functioning anymore.

[@tumulovermelho93]

@@grimgrahamch.4157 Absolutely not

[@p4wzcake]

Isn’t Asperger’s just autism? I’m pretty sure Asperger’s was a term made by a nazi that promotes nazi rhetoric.

[@robbie1169]

I don't think he was ever high functioning, as someone who is high functioning I have never been close to doing a tenth of the bat shit insane things he's done

[@JessicaKasumi1990]

@@robbie1169 He isn't even worth being called low-functioning as that is an insult to low-functioning Autistic individuals.

[@drew8235]

I think this should be called the "Chris finally changes clothes saga"

[@caseytatum5837]

Oof

[@CrapeCraft]

somehoq his style only got worse from there

[@clownindan]

I bet he smells like the FBI body farm

[@ginogatash4030]

rewatching this series made me realize how disgusting his hair always looked pre transition, not that the Christine look is so much better, but at least they look like it's been less than years since the last shower.

[@skibbitybebop]

It's the gay trucker saga AND THAT'S FINAL

[@newwaveknight1]

Guys, there's no telling how many times Geno sat through those cringy impersonations so that he could transcribe them. He did that for you. Nobody will love us the way Geno does.

[@lautaroteruelo9923]

@@kaistzar2831 if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

[@akrybion]

@@kaistzar2831 maybe the true Autism was the friends we made along the way

[@ekathe85]

WWGD

[@eustacecornwall7119]

I'm gonna suck Daddy Genos' pinky toe as thanks

[@cowboypfpsdeadchannel9724]

Surprised this wasn't hearted. Unless he hearted it then you edited it

[@Rainaman-]

"want woman" should be official merch

[@mootpoint36]

Hahahahaha that was great

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Agreed

[@lextalk925]

Honestly! I would buy it!

[@HailFyra]

If anything Francine should have made that a part of her meme related merch such a missed opportunity that she didn't

[@shadow-monger5189]

10/10 would buy.

[@erikburke7210]

The dartboard with Snyder...has anyone noticed that ALL of Chris's worst ideas come from no troll influence?

[@offy0ur4ss_48]

Underated comment right here

[@sakaiahreign3365]

Where do you see that??

[@offy0ur4ss_48]

@@sakaiahreign3365 not sure where exactly but it was after he took a picture of Snyder

[@punkid13ceb]

Guarantee Chris would've shot up a school if left alone

[@Jlowrey8]

And then when pushed by the police he starts going on a tangent about “the trolls”, as if that was relevant to the situation at all. But that’s Chris, he cannot take responsibility for anything without blaming autism or trolls.

[@wil627]

"this might be how Seinfeld would joke about autism" proceeds to just talk about himself and not tell a single joke.

[@savannacharlieisbell6492]

He is the joke.

[@keithdickerson5103]

Just as funny as the real Seinfeld

[@detectivebloor4011]

I was scrolling through the comments and was reading yours right as Chris was saying it for real. I thought I was losing my mind for a second

[@shizaanimations7634]

I want an episode of Seinfeld, no jokes, just things Chris says, for 30 minutes, performed by Jerry Seinfeld. That’s all I want, I can die happy if that happens.

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@shizaanimations7634 lmao 😂😂😂 same

[@annieapple8974]

I know it sounds horrible but Bob and Barbara should have banned him from or at least monitored his internet activity as soon as phone calls started coming to the house, but then you forget. They probably didn’t know anything about the internet or simply didn’t care what their son was doing.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

If only Bob had fulfilled the prophecy and cut down the internet.

[@Juanandsomegymcontent]

*They were already 430 and 315 by that time. They could not even spell Internet.*

[@deepbludreams]

To be honest, Bob nor Barbara should have been parents this late in their life, by the time chris was in his mid 20s, Bob was so senior that he should have been in a nursing home. Autism in a child is statistically likely in mothers who are near menopause in their life cycle, chris's mere conception was a mistake and poorly planed out.

[@itachiuchiha1526]

You have to also remember, someone like Chris could very easily be capable of hurting his parents if they tried to enforce anything. They were aging and Chris had grown too big to control, and already didn't take well to being criticized.

[@itachiuchiha1526]

The best thing they'd be able to do now is take him to a mental ward, he's beyond controlling and discipline.

[@Ingels1991]

Chris complaining about receiving "verbal abuse" from a dude he nearly ran over actually got me a little irate.

[@icchampion5]

It's pretty easy to hate Chris when he makes situations about himself. The sad part is that it doesn't end, and if you've read up on Chris, you know his "war with Snyder" escalates.

[@acewillingham]

That's the parents fault putting this type of mindset in his head where he can blame anybody for his mistakes instead of himself majority of the situations I will say was mostly his own fault but his parents are the blame for not teaching him anything

[@icchampion5]

@Randy Wilson Just looked him up. All I can say is damn.

[@lewisfraser2171]

@@icchampion5 omg what the hell can happen next 😭😭

[@icchampion5]

@@lewisfraser2171 Can't really say, unless you want to look up on the Cwki or wait till Geno gets to that point, but yeah the whole issue of Chris vs Snyder gets uglier in 2011.

[@Eiko...]

"you have a loooooong wait before you hear from me again" Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 28 of 59

[@larrybobinski1257]

not even a half of the series

[@daxterd7312]

@@larrybobinski1257 don't remind me. I've descended into a rabbit hole of pure madness, but I've gone too far to turn back at this point.

[@DaveInSnitchel]

lol.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

70 now, and it's still like 2 years until The Incident

[@KingdomHeart556]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 nah we just under a year away now

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

“Some girl died. It was very sad. In other news: *AUTISM.*”

[@MechanicOrga]

It's sad...that he couldn't fuck her. :(((

[@Henderson10666]

Then self inserts himself as Jerry Seinfeld, talking about himself (Chris)

[@krymsun3134]

Oblivion NPC dialogue.

[@charliesilke2433]

@@krymsun3134 oblivious NPC dialogue

[@eclipsaorangetree9089]

" "should get like 20 years in jail"

[@MrKkerwood]

Geno yelling “WANT WOMAN” is everything

[@sketchyjulia]

The singular use of WOMAN as opposed to women makes it better

[@syok1107]

@@sketchyjulia I think that is what he wanted it to say, though haha

[@j_fitz6913]

Geno cap speak of WANT WOMAN, and his saying of 'colon D' in place of just saying 'smile' or something have been the highlight of this series for me.

[@skatatataatje]

This is now my ringtone!

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

I had to rewind that like 4 times 😂

[@jackflash8567]

I love how a horrible story about a young woman being murdered still comes back to him and his love quest.

[@j_fitz6913]

Well...that's one less girl he could have had. At this point in the story, any death of a woman is a tragedy of the highest order to him. Because it lowers the number of women in the world. Chris love quest is the universe.

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's more relevant than you think...

[@iplaygames1497]

He would want to say he would save her if he had the chance

[@thekeemstar27]

So you're telling me in one event, Drove while drunk, Trespassed, Took a photo without permission, hit a man, almost hit a woman, clearly intentionally ran away from police, and somehow managed to get away with just a warning???

[@JennaLeigh]

Infuriating isn't it? How many breaks he's been given. He's never seen real consequences. Even now in his first hearing over raping his mother he stamped his foot and yelled "I'm famous on the internet!" He's truly lucky he's never gotten his ass beaten.

[@grimgrahamch.4157]

This is why people for the longest time thought he would always get away with it.

[@ga6257]

Gta logic.

[@CurrentlyInYoWalls]

Because he always uses autism as a crutch to get out of any possible consequences of his actions. Which is what barb, bob, and everybody except for Alec and Snyder have let happen.

[@starscream4812]

He’S aUtSiC yOu PiG

[@hyfryd6677]

Why the hell is his Flipnote drawing so much better than his normal on-paper stuff?

[@nortonman5238]

This is literally the comment i was looking for. How normal and shit his flipnotes look. Just simple cartoon violence for the most part. God he's an interesting case study. He'll either be in a museum or have entire books written about him one day. We're living history boys.

[@artificialflavors2965]

I find doing digital art much easier that traditional. He might be the same way.

[@achannelhasnoname5182]

Maybe most of it is actually copied from other users? It's quite obvious to decide which pages were drawn by him and which weren't.

[@Ahrone1586]

Its not original

[@DarkPages]

@@nortonman5238 already got a book written a about him. It's called Warhol Chris chan

[@lakobause]

“I have nothing against Jewish people.” Unless they refuse to let him back into a game store he’d been kicked out of for yelling racist diatribes.

[@icchampion5]

I don't think there was a need to say this, but in his mind, since he openly called Snyder a Jew, he just had to say something..

[@TheSPARTANusm]

Long live Michael Snyder.

[@K767-o1t]

Yeah, this man with a severe cognitive disability and the mental age of a 8 year old kid was inconsistent with his worldview. A shocker. He must be a fully fledged antisemite.

[@mynameisntemma167]

@@K767-o1t that's some very aggressive sarcasm.

[@redtarget5275]

Well there's a reason they're banned from 109 countries lmao

[@sarano6870]

Favourite part of the video is when he refers to himself as a "teenage boy" in the "seinfeld sketch" Wasn't he like 27 then lmao

[@robertwagonschutz777]

Sarano I think 28 but idk

[@sleepless9326]

Yeah in his 20s with the mind of a 10 year old there is nothing teenage about him

[@stevenhates6345]

Dudes of ALL teenages.

[@akillen77]

Tbf most teenagers are played by young looking adults

[@TheSameYellowToy]

@@akillen77 Yup, Dawson casting (hiring 20-something actors to play teens) is done because you don't have to worry about growth spurts, (since suddenly growing several inches is a pain in the ass for costume department and the film crew, especially if the movie/TV show is taking place during a short period of time) audiences often think actual teens look "too young" to be playing teens, and older actors have more experience.

[@huntercoleherr]

This is torture. He keeps getting SO CLOSE to figuring it all out, but then he just drifts back into patterns.

[@DankyKang96]

He lacks the ability to commit

[@carcinogeneticist378]

Dude I know. Watching through those flipnotes is painful because they show you glimpses of what could’ve been before slapping you in the face with his porn addiction, narcissism, or how terminally online he is.

[@anniebot_45-73]

it's even worse when you realise that some things he says sound borderline sane

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Chris Chan is edging a return to sanity

[@chip2854]

He wasn’t. He was really started to go off the rails at this time.

[@alexjameskeefer]

“Abraham Lincoln is the most documented person in history.” Chris Chan: “Hold my jizz Fanta.”

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

Buckminster Fuller recorded an account of his life and activities every 15 minutes for 65 years.

[@anonb4632]

@@jamesbarnousky1270 He didn't film himself several times a day though. 😆

[@StoneColdFox17]

🤣🤣🤣🤮

[@greeneye2037]

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

[@Gottacacheemalll]

FUCKIN’ GOLD!!

[@Darth_Conans]

Imagine being one of the cops trying to make heads or tails of what the hell Chris Chan is babbling about. "I dunno, he said something about a blue spike and that he paid some guy name Clyde in cash for a quickie."

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

While the image is certanly amusing the police deal with crazy/incoherent people all the time, they mostly just learn to tune it out. Ive worked with the homeless and I've seen how the police deal with people similar to Chris. If you seem to pose no threat and are clearly not in your right mind they will start giving you simple instructions while saying "Uhh huh, okay" to everything the person says while hearding them towards where they want them to go. I highly doubt the police would even bither to mentaly process what Chris was gabbing on about unless he started talking about the time he executed people in the comic.

[@detectivebloor4011]

This is gold

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Bruh LMAO

[@lordofthepants5046]

Imagine being Chris's lawyer when he goes to jail. "Your honor, my client is TRUE and HONEST. The fact is, he simply did what he did because he was tricked once again by that dreaded Pickle Man. There was no ill will on his part at all."

[@collinmclaren6608]

Yo, legit, Chris's flipnote animations are arguably some of his best work. They have that early youtube stickfigure animation charm.

[@shnpio]

I like the Y’s skit

[@Ahrone1586]

But its not his work...

[@GabePickles3837]

@@Ahrone1586 At least not the spin-off he made of the You’ve Been Trolled one, although added his own stuff to it. The ones that aren’t spin-offs are original.

[@blackfrost9011]

Yeah his work here had honest potential. Just another example of how he could have chosen a different, better path.

[@Ahrone1586]

@@GabePickles3837 ik that, its impossible for chris that type of animation. But ppl in the comments are saying all the animations of chris are gopd enought

[@pickle6096]

at this point in the series I really don’t understand how Chris has convinced himself anyone gives a legitimate shit about Sonichu lmao

[@joshwilley3173]

I've read it and part of me likes it in a weird way. Probably because I know a mental ill person wrote it, so it's kind of taboo. It had potential, for what the material was Asperchu was pure fuckin gold though

[@pickle6096]

@@joshwilley3173 i just don’t know how he convinced himself anyone cared at this point in time? like the ONLY interaction he’s had was trolls like there’s been maybe 1 actual fan talk to him if that

[@SprinklesAni]

Well maybe if he made it as only a parody, evolved his art style, took criticism, did not insert his beliefs and ideas, especially self-insert, and wasn’t a dick to people. If may have been a decent series.

[@davizitopa7252]

@@pickle6096 They were all "fans" in their own way. We all were (me since 2014). If Chris ever did stop, it would have been disappointing. This is a _mea culpa._ I loved all the stuff making fun of him, so I was one of the many involved in this mass-driven human sacrifice that is Chris Chan. In my defense, I wasn't even a teenager then, and I didn't know a thing about his past.

[@dustinspeicher3390]

Was it ever confirmed if that one "cash" dude that supposedly killed himself for real over Sonichu a real event that happened? Not Clive Cash be the troll but an apparent true Sonichu fan named like Ryan Cash or something like that?

[@Darkstar263]

I find it hilarious how he has 'Sonichu' as a personalized number plate for his car.

[@jameseatrice]

Imagine seeing it in person unexpectedly while on the way to work. I can’t tell you how surreal it was to see him driving on the same interstate I’ve driven for several years!

[@TerminalVelocity747]

@@jameseatrice wow lol

[@reloadpsi]

@@jameseatrice Yeah, that must've been surreal.

[@SirDankleberry]

I'd be almost tempted to pinch them just for a souvenir.

[@HailFyra]

Sonichu is his baby after all

[@warandpoetry9542]

The fact that Chris has a licence to drive and I don't is kinda depressing

[@Darkstar263]

The fact that someone actually thought it was a good idea to give someone like Chris a driver's license is scary. He is dangerous. His mind is constantly stuck in his own imaginary world (CWCville) so he would have a tendency to daydream a lot.

[@fourniergangrene524]

@Pott Rott He's had several cars... the Escort LX wagon, Bob's old Mitsubishi, Barb's old Aerostar van, a POS 1980s Cadillac Seville and a Ford Focus that he sold at auction with a blown engine and still owes money on. Now he has Barb's replacement for the Aerostar, which is in roughly the same shape now as its predecessor was when Chris creamed Snyder with it, and just as prone to transmission failure.

[@colleenb6712]

Don’t feel bad. I didn’t get my license til I was 22 😅.

[@fourniergangrene524]

@Pott Rott He shouldn't even be allowed a bicycle.

[@anonb4632]

Amazing the guy has a driving licence but barely seems to leave his bedroom.

[@vincenzo082]

Not even Geno's amazing ability to caption Chris Chan could prepare him for these impressions

[@daveycash3479]

Of all the instances of Chris’ hypocrisy and lack of self awareness, him preaching for people to “get away from the internet and go live a real life” has to take the cake.

[@mememan9061]

and this isn’t the first time he said it

[@davizitopa7252]

I truly think there was a _Shadow Chris Chan_ this whole time, trying to speak up. Like an absorbed twin (EFF! Just noticed this coincides with his Crystal fictional twin!) that can only express themselves indirectly, giving him all the clues he could possibly need to actually function, and warning him about his future if he didn't fix himself. My God, I was about to write "Chris suffered so we wouldn't have to suffer ourselves", meaning "people can learn from his mistakes" but if you add a 't' to his name... This is way too much synchronicity. Chris Chan must have some epic destiny, like a character in a Greek tragedy (and I just remembered Oedipus _after_ writing that... it's the most uncanny thing!).

[@michellemajako]

@@davizitopa7252 He compared himself to Christ in his letter from jail.

[@davizitopa7252]

@@michellemajako It made me wonder _how_ could that be self-fulfilling prophetic... What can _Shadow Chris Chan_ mean by that? We'll have to wait and see. True prophecies only become clear once they happen.

[@shygur1982]

I'm convinced he's repeating word for word stuff his parents were saying to him.

[@yaoimandel1293]

"My father is alive and well" That hurts.

[@dongiovanni-m3i]

Yeah that's kinda dark.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Poor Bob. Say what you will about his personal beliefs, he really believed that Chris could have turned out better than he did, his letter to Chris is proof enough that he wanted the best for his son. I genuinely worry what will happen to Chris when Barb finally kicks the bucket.

[@bageldish6931]

@@ExaltedUriel If you read about how Bob was he was an asshole to the nth degree. He reaped what he sowed, fuck em.

[@tylercolby1426]

Not anymore! -Billy Mayes

[@shivasthong4924]

@@ExaltedUriel It hurts me knowing what happened to his record collection.

[@TheDiego908]

That was the saddest comedy routine I've ever heard

[@MusicalBusinessMartin]

TheDiego908 it was great,

[@gwendolynstata3775]

"I met this TOTALLY COOL AUTISTIC GUY who just seems a little DOWN ON HIS LUCK and in NEED OF A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL" - Jerry Seinfeld

[@anttorrez64]

*laugh track

[@kstanford387]

Why are you putting a review of joker here?

[@carlwinslo]

It is baffling. I was listening to it like ok so where is the joke? I have watched every episode of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm multiple times but i dont think ive ever heard Jerry or Larry tell any jokes so dry that there literally is no joke lmao! Is Chris the ultimate anti humor comedian?

[@davidbray5982]

The flipnotes were... The least awful thing he has ever done (apart from the "romantic labyrinth", that was shockingly bad). He was able to express himself through the cartoons, and they were simple enough for him to be able to use it.

[@sophian9105]

I thought they were pretty darn good, too! Chris is not entirely without creativity.

[@notatrollll]

I kept dying of laughter that he kept feeling obligated to put his name in every flipnote after they kept telling him not to. He was always so proud and almost like a tic he had ta do it. Removed promptly. Removed promptly. “Those damn trolls!”

[@davidbray5982]

@@notatrollll Haha, yeah. Even when there is a slither of hope for him, he will always find a way to ruin it, and them blame it on the trolls. I think it's one of the reasons that makes him so interesting. I can imagine 12-year-old-me finding his "random humour" flipnotes funny, similar to Tomska's ASDF movies. Its a shame he had to ruin it with the labyrinth and signing it, he could have carved out a flipnote niche for himself.

[@donacarmenmorales8806]

The flipnotes we're decent. Not going to lie

[@davidbray5982]

@@donacarmenmorales8806 Ahaha, they were certainly better than his Sonichu comics!

[@Steph-sk3xb]

Chris Chan wearing “want woman” sports bra is going to be my Halloween costume this year.

[@detectivebloor4011]

Hey do you happen to have an orange jumpsuit? I’ve got a great idea for this year

[@kitchencupb0ard730]

@@detectivebloor4011 Lmao

[@chknnuggies]

It’s Halloween tonight let’s see it

[@detectivebloor4011]

@@chknnuggies yeah what this dude said, give us the goods “Steph”

[@clarko.3813]

how did it go

[@Kowkarot]

"I do not piddle my cats" *awkward 7 second long pause*

[@rikustorm13]

Lol right?

[@MatecaCorp]

Cats, no. Barb? Yes.

[@DanishWistara]

has a sex call with a 13 year old boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a cat

[@flockstep]

One of Chris's stickers on the back of his car says "come play with me" that gives off such creepy vibes.

[@julianbell9161]

Well, it’s Chris. Par for the course

[@iceman-3024]

If only you knew.

[@detectivebloor4011]

@@iceman-3024 going through the comments to see how they aged post incest saga is the cleanest best pleasure

[@queenofdisaster3480]

When you’re done with the Chris shit, would you consider making other documentaries? Doesn’t have to be about internet personas, could be anything. I just love your voice, you’re a natural at it

[@maxvetter1336]

Bold to assume that the Chris shit will ever end.

[@Isukatsmsh]

This Guy Chris is the gift that keeps on giving

[@MrImawesomerthanu]

you could say it's like a mini chris-tmas once every other week

[@diversekino]

DSP, Irate Gamer, Wings of Redemption and Boogie2988 would be a decent start but I truly think that Chris Chan cant and will never stop/die.

[@Itsnartlex]

@@diversekino I think Chris will die shortly after Barb does. He won't make it on the streets for that long imo.

[@dukestravels]

whoever told Chris he was high-functioning needs to have their psychology degree taken away from them

[@dustinspeicher3390]

He probably misheard him during diagnosis, or perhaps someone the doctor hadn't seen in a while walked past while he was stating the diagnosis causing him to blurt out "HI" & waving only to immediately turn back to Chris & say "functioning" as in he can use the bathroom & eat food without assistance.

[@b1k2q34]

Well, I used to work with children with autism. And some cannot speak at all. So in that sense, hes pretty high functioning.

[@greyskies5115]

I think he got that diagnosis as a child, where he might've possibly been capable of normal human life.

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

He actually really is high-functioning autistic under the old terminology. Low-functioning autistics were people phisically incapable of taking care of themselves: they didnt had the mental capacity to talk, clean themselves, feed themselves, etc. High functioning ones, like Chris, were the ones capable of such. This scale was never meant to indicate intelligence or social skills, but rather ability to literally take care of oneself, which Chris has always clearly been capable of. Its because of cases like Chris that this terminology is not used anymore. Now Autism is described as a spectrum

[@Hellscap3]

It was like in the 80s or 90s when high functioning basically meant you werent physically handycapped. It made little to no relation towards the person's mental state which is why doctors denounce the terms nowendays as being sterotyping and harmful to helping people with autism.

[@rustyshackleforcl]

“I have nothing against the Jewish people” [months earlier] *”JEW!”*

[@TheHobgoblyn]

It is what happens when people learn how to act from TV and there is a show like South Park out there that is a bit too subtle about the racist character being the villain. You literally get people imitating him. So many kids were doing that shit because of South Park ever since the show came out-- and you get people like Chris who never outgrow it.

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

TheHobgoblyn The show constantly make Cartman pathetic and everyone in the show hates him. Chris is just an idiot not to notice it. Chris also justified their hate of gays from episodes that mocked people against gay people. Though the dislike of gay might just come from Chris’ parents

[@king_big_pp]

@@TheHobgoblyn South Park isn't even subtle about it. But Chris is too stupid to understand that. I don't want to single him out though, tons and tons of Americans miss the satire in South Park and other shows, adopting the mentalities of the villain characters.

[@rikustorm13]

Lmfao WOW

[@Reno17]

How is calling someone a Jew having something against them? I don’t get that logic Jew isn’t a derogatory word.

[@RCT3Crashes100]

The series is rapidly heading towards documenting the final throes of Classic Chris. The darkest moment in Chris's life is only a few episodes away...

[@pierrebegley2746]

Yeah.... I can't believe the beginning of that stage is almost upon us.

[@BorderCollieScout]

What do you consider "the darkest moment" coming up? The tomgirl saga? Bob's death?

[@theshenpartei]

Border Collie Scout both

[@porlgremlin2410]

Just the whole exile in general

[@Manny0Calavera]

Oh boy, it sounds like the winter is coming...

[@StarGazerTom1991]

I notice when Chris wants to seem emotional, he takes off his glasses to show his beady little freaky eyes. Anyone else notice this?

[@TheCamSays]

He takes off his glasses in the copyrights video twice.

[@Klonoahedgehog]

It's him imitating the anime group where characters who wear glasses take them off to look cool.

[@reloadpsi]

Chris is imitating characters in fiction who do it for dramatic effect. Fairly common among people on the spectrum to mimic behaviours of fictional characters when they're perceived to add some kind of serious emphasis. I used to do it a lot.

[@SleepySloth2705]

@@reloadpsi That's true, I too used to do something similar as a kid. When I wanted to facially express myself, I'd exaggerate most expressions by imitating the facial animations done by Chuck Jones or John K.

[@reloadpsi]

@@SleepySloth2705 Unlike Chris though, most of us either outgrow it or work out how do it in a way that's obviously ironic :P

[@ariannahascerno6307]

on a serious note, realizing chris chan can drive made me finally get behind the wheel after 2 years , if he can drive i think anyone can 😭

[@Kavilion]

In almost every comment section, someone mentions a positive impact on their life Chris has accidentally made by scaring us from becoming the monster he is. I cleaned my apartment thoroughly for the first time since Covid started after seeing “the tour”. It’s a weird butterfly effect his slothful grossness has had on a lot of people.

[@jackwhite2654]

I can relate.

[@-Lola.]

I wonder if Chris can drive manual though 🤔🤔

[@papsphin]

I got my ass to the gym the first time I saw Chris Chan in his sports bra

[@dirtydan9785]

Chris inspired me to start sketching a month ago. I refuse to live in a world where this 'man' draws and I cannot.

[@EvanUn0]

Chris in 2010: “Get off the internet! It’s ruining your brain!” Chris in 2019: *Doesn’t step foot outside except for the occasional McDonalds run and has literally no real life friends anymore*

[@godofwar234regi5]

He's right. The Internet is ruining HIS brain!

[@MrDisturbed]

Did Chris ever have any real friends though?

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@MrDisturbed Most were either fake, white knights, or just there for the sake of pity.

[@MrDisturbed]

GODOFWAR 234 regi Yeah that's the vibe I was getting when they were brought up in earlier videos, like the high school "Gal Pals" for example.

[@deepbludreams]

@@MrDisturbed his "Gal Pals" where paid by Bob to be friends with chris lmao Most popular teenage girls don't hang around the cringe and very rapey autistic kid for fun.

[@claytoncastaneda2594]

Banging rocks and making license plates. Chris really believes we live in a cartoon world.

[@thompkins6796]

To be fair, some prisoners do make license plates with steel presses, but I think Chris envisions them manually punching in letters and numbers with a hammer and dye.

[@SpiralPoli]

He also thinks they walk with a ball and chain on their legs I bet. And they wear long black and white striped shirts and pants.

[@SpiralPoli]

@@thompkins6796 Please let us have this moment. Don't let facts get in the way of a good time.

[@theinnerscience3947]

So, felt bad for Chris through parts 1-20, as it was clear his parents failed to get him the help he needed at a younge age. Parts 20-30 apparently is meant to destroy what pitty I had, as chris continues to not learn from his mistakes and become a god awful person

[@youtube-kit9450]

He always was a terrible, vile person. The trolls just helped masking that by being assholes themselves.

[@MegaPollitoconpapas]

part 60 comin up

[@Jaegerborn]

@@MegaPollitoconpapas has Geno mentioned when he’s coming back yet?

[@skivvy3565]

I think you missed the parts in 1-20 where he sexually assaults every girl he met in person and etc

[@caidurkan2916]

@@skivvy3565 not trying to justify at all when I say this but I think the earlier parts before most of the horrific Bluespike stuff at the very least have potential for Chris to get professional help at some point before simply being too far gone, even if degeneracy was the inevitable outcome because Chris isn't a good person and wasn't raised by good people (arguably he was barely raised at all).

[@lonbsbetrlsibet6490]

Disturbing how Chris refers to himself as teenage

[@skivvy3565]

He also refers to himself as ‘young’ every time he can, and also the ‘young at heart’ excuse

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Timestamp?

[@swifty5983]

@@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit around 7:10

[@MyOldTapes]

He’s mentally around 12 or 13, so it’s probably how he thinks others see him too.

[@antblake1030]

Yeah I know. He is almost thirty and still feels as if he is a teenager. Something is seriously wrong with him mind. Like, does he want woman or does he want "High school girl"? Disturbing question that just really has to be asked.

[@a.utobotm7233]

- this era of classic Chris is almost over . the darkness is to come soon

[@supercharliegalaxy]

More like "The Sockness," Amirite?

[@whitneybaxter3299]

Dude it’s like the sun exploded in Chris’s world June 30th

[@blllyp7369]

I’m new and this comment has me actually scared after all of what’s happened

[@lucas11723]

If only you knew then what we know now...

[@wittvonwitt4403]

This current darkness is so much more...

[@jeff-gl1yx]

Imagine if Bob or Barb just cut off his internet when they noticed how bad it upset him.

[@Darkstar263]

They should've monitored his internet activity. It's what any responsible parents would do. Especially when Chris kept broadcasting his home address on the internet and trolls kept phoning up.

[@TheSameYellowToy]

Or even just monitored him somehow. There are so many things Bob and Barb could have done! -Put a password on his computer that he didn't know so he would have to ask for permission first. -Set a timer for how much internet time he's allowed to have a day and enforce the time limit. -Shared social media/email accounts with him so that they could see all of his interactions. -Put parental locks on certain websites that he was dealing with trolls on so be wouldn't be tempted to argue with them there. -Taught him about what is okay and not okay to tell/show strangers on the internet. -Taught him how to ignore/block trolls. -Taken away his camera. -Checked his browser history. -Sat next to him watching over his shoulder while he goes online. Oh wait, that would require effort, addressing a problem instead of ignoring it, and getting with the times instead of just ignoring new technology because they're old.

[@anonb4632]

@@TheSameYellowToy Put the computer in the living room instead of his bedrooom. I suspect the real reason was that it was cheaper than a carer. For someone with a car, he doesn't get out much.

[@kxan06]

@@TheSameYellowToy they really should have done this

[@MbeziAmsterdam]

His threatening hate videos was always pretty audible, should be enough for his parents to notice.. like do they not think "maybe something's wrong?"🤣

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

19:00 I never would’ve guessed that the Michael Snyder era was the period were Chris began to embrace the role as the villain because he really does feel like one here. The fact that he thought that he was entitled to trespass just so he could take a picture of Michael Snyder for his dart board, then nearly run him over while he was outside to evade getting arrested, and then finally try to lie to his viewers about the situation just shows what a horrible Narcissist he was devolving into.

[@youtube-kit9450]

People always say he's stupid or innocent because he can't think straight, but it's very clear that he *is* capable of thinking ahead, he's just bad at it, he's mal-intentioned, a piece of shit, and knows right from wrong, he just doesn't care.

[@jackcinephile7554]

He's always been a narcissist

[@DR.64A9]

Michael Snyder should have gotten a restraining order on Chris. He seemed pissed that the police didn't do anything to Chris. Restraining order takes away any discretion a cop has.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

@@DR.64A9 Michael Snyder did eventually file a restraining order against Chris during the trial phase but here’s the problem. Even after the trial was finished and Michael Snyder had moved his business elsewhere, Chris would go on to spend months trying to find his new location. He only gave up after the trolls convinced him that he was wasting his time as Snyder was never going to let him back. So even if Snyder had filed restraining order much earlier, Chris likely still would’ve disregarded his boundaries.

[@DR.64A9]

@@Jackal_El_Lobo34 No doubt in my mind that Chris would have ignored it. My point was that Snyder seemed mad about the police not doing anything when Chris showed up to take a picture of him after having been trespassed. If he had a RO prior to that incident the police would HAVE to arrest Chris. Either way, probably the same result of Chris and Barb being idiots.

[@brendanmahoney8172]

i just realized after 28 parts.... Chris never actually laughs

[@CommanderJaneShepard2154]

He does in a call with julie

[@emilmaze]

@@CommanderJaneShepard2154 and what a weird laugh it is. and how unfunny what Julie says is

[@skivvy3565]

He doesn’t know how, he truly doesn’t feel emotions. Just look at how he says he loves every girl he talks to and every video he pretends to be sad and obviously fake cries. It’s literally like watching what an alien would Think people’s emotions are like just from trying to watch daytime TV. Which is a pretty good metaphor for Chris and getting his social cues from television.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

He laughed derisively at "Clyde Cash's" photo. "You're a freak! Haaaa! Haaaaa! Haaaa!"

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@skivvy3565 I don't think that's exactly true, Chris' rage seems very genuine. He knows to feel shame when someone calls him out, and rage when they don't do what he wants. He may not understand love or compassion, but he rarely fakes his rage outbursts. Empathy is what Chris does not have. He doesn't know how to feel sad for someone else, that's why when a gal pal "dies" or "dumps" him, he moves on very quickly. He has no real concept of attachment to others, only things that he feels are "his" - like you would a cherished posession. Most of his shows of compassion or love are performances. Like you said he got most of his understanding of socialising from television, so he knows how he's supposed to behave in some situations, but he lacks tact or maturity to behave beyond a pre-teen level.

[@olivernorton9848]

Geno shouting anything capitalised gets me every fucking time

[@rdl2820]

I ENJOY THAT, TOO!

[@pipersolanas3322]

WANT WOMAN

[@SonGojit456]

My Sociology Professor actually made a Deduction on that one.

[@FishCatsHistory]

I was not ready for the “WANT WOMAN” portion of the program

[@ZeranZeran]

Reading all the comments about it has me excited..

[@planetschlock]

The WANT WOMAN muscle bra is one of my favorite things in all of Christory.

[@007turtle1239]

"...got drunk, then drove..." Very cool thanks Chris.

[@machomanalexyt5736]

What could possibly go wrong?

[@evan12697]

@@machomanalexyt5736 my absolute shock he didn’t get a DUI

[@SpiralPoli]

holmes gonna have a bad time

[@lzbmusic3438]

Geno screaming WANT WOMAN! while talking calmly is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard

[@Glitchedd]

I started watching this episode extremely sleep deprived and fell asleep around the Flipnote part, and I swear Chris's 140p DS microphone quality voice impressions were giving me sleep paralysis

[@marktrousdale4763]

his impersonations are incredible. just close your eyes and that is totally Lucille Ball.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

LOL max level cringe and shudder

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

@Talari Anderson LOL

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

@SA S Reason for that is, Kruger Dunning effect and narcissistic personality disorder, Chris fits textbook definition for both of these

[@gwendolynstata3775]

like a walking Boomer comedy convention

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

That Cheese impression as well was spot on.

[@linamiller4208]

Over 20 hours of documenting one person and we're still in 2010.

[@supercharliegalaxy]

Man, I'm binging this and I've hit the wall it's getting rough. Geno did an amazing job though

[@Aiolome]

@@supercharliegalaxy it just keeps going and going. It's amazing how many endless hours if content this guy produced or has been produced about.

[@supercharliegalaxy]

@@Aiolome It's like a fucked up Truman Show

[@bitofalice]

Chris is consistently SO close to self-awareness, it never stops being fascinating.

[@MikeJr9284]

Can’t believe next year is gonna be the 10 year anniversary of the Asperchu Saga.

[@robertwagonschutz777]

I can’t believe it’s still going on and arguably even more insane

[@oldmillproductions736]

Next year is Sonichu’a twentieth anniversary too

[@jacerasmussen6465]

Take a shot every time Chris dramatically takes off his glasses.

[@anyonespigcrapsilop707]

Several people were found dead in their homes due to alcohol poisoning

[@joshwilley3173]

Or clenches his fist like some anime character

[@xenosama64]

Dude I would've been ded

[@erikam6536]

Thanks dude I’m drunk asf now Edit: I actually did it, I don’t remember typing this comment at all

[@andrewhooper7603]

I like when he takes them off for dramatic effect and immediately puts them back on. It's like he lives in a world of pop culture tropes.

[@tylergaye5457]

Those flipnote animations are hands-down the most creative and coherent things Chris has ever made.

[@trapadvisor]

They’re mostly stolen

[@lizkavanagh]

the photo of him sitting in public on his DS kinda made me sad for him but then it was immediately followed by his “WANT WOMAN” sports bra pic. snapped me right back to reality

[@Jigsaw_442]

Too true I swear each part of this documentary gives you hope for Chris till he does something stupid seconds later

[@TheCamSays]

“I am not a bad man.” is one of the biggest lies that he’s ever told.

[@au9parsec]

Steven Hates autistic rage.

[@NCRRanger7753]

Exactly. Every time I see him now I immediately think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. So obsessed with women and trying to look like a woman that he's just one really bad day away from making his own skin suit. Once Barb dies and he loses his house and creature comforts, Chris will be teetering on the brink of becoming a true monster.

[@TheCamSays]

NCR Ranger I’m actually surprised that he hasn’t kidnapped a girl before the change.

[@ginogatash4030]

*THE* biggest lie he ever told.

[@jeddicus9916]

I did not hit her, its not true, its bullshit. I did not. Oh hi Chris

[@ghost-fs7th]

Well, I did it. This video randomly showed up on my feed a few days ago, for what reason, I don't know. I knew next to nothing about Chris, but I watched the entire video out of curiosity. Then, I went back to the beginning. I binged your whole series in 3 days. Was it good for my mental or physical health? I think not. But most addictions aren't. Do I regret it? Not really... I'm already anxiously awaiting the next installment. I'm very curious to see his transition. I want to know if it's very abrupt, or just slowly happening, without anyone realizing until it's out of control. I'm autistic myself, and I'm afraid a few more missteps in my life could have easily turned me into a Christine. Not even really out of the woods yet, but... I'll use this series as encouragement to get my shit together.

[@silverscreemer]

You should actually read the Sonichu comics. Then, Asperchu is glorious. Like, I can't stress how funny Asperchu is when you get the references.

[@zigzoinks5493]

Better idea. Don’t read Sonichu. Watch the animated series and read Asperchu instead.

[@erikshure360]

Beware the trolls!

[@supercharliegalaxy]

Hey don't sweat it, I don't have autism and even I believe if I had taken a few wrong turns I would've been like Chris. YOU GOT THIS! We're all here for one another OuO

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Hey, at least you have drive now to choose how you want to better your life. Chris seemed to have been raised into believing that everything he did was perfect and that he doesn’t have to improve himself in any way, which is probably why he’s such a self centered piece of shit, especially towards people who try to give him advice and I highly doubt that he will ever want to change himself for the better.

[@kurisupikurimu1866]

33:56 "in which he commented, "geinus" Genos' deadpan, dry delivery and the ridiculousness of what Chris is saying is absolutely hilarious, I bit my tongue and snorted from laughing so hard. This documentary series is truly a gift from God.

[@Fertro]

I am hearing the words "What made him this way? What is the attraction?..." in my sleep at this point.

[@michellemajako]

And in the shower, in the car. Along with the piano notes. I may never have sex again.

[@chknnuggies]

@@michellemajako truly a fate worse than death🥺

[@tityboi7295]

What keeps us fascinated?

[@pitypirate]

"we do not need the internet or emails" years later, depends on the internet for any sort of income

[@lemmegetuhhharmadillo6203]

And Chris' entire contact with the outside world also depends on the internet

[@GriffinNoel1]

Don't forget he did this video to be uploaded to the internet

[@foehammer5047]

Hey Pity Pirate, did you know you are called a ween on the CWCki? One of the images in the "ween" article is one of your comments. Congrats, you're part of Christory.

[@Channelistic]

@@foehammer5047 must feel like an honor to be part of the Christory. I wasn't even able to participate in any of this shit because in 2009 I was still a toddler. Would've been fun to troll Chris...

[@stevenhates6345]

So much of what he says is the direct opposite of true. Early in the episode he claims to be "good enough at body language pretty much", yet he can't make eye contact, control his facial expressions, monitor his posture or sync up his gesticulation. Poor goofball.

[@Afrancis1968]

Honestly, this episode has a good message for everyone. The last line says it in plain narration. "No matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that remained the same. Chris." No matter how much you change the things around you, you are leaving yourself untouched and therefore you are not helping yourself become better. I applaud you Geno. 🤘👏👏👏

[@Boogie445]

This is the second time the ending narration hit hard, the first time was in episode 24 ''Despite Alecs best efforts to make Christan aware of Sonichus damning legal issues it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never come to fruition as it was in essence an extension of it's creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources existing in an nonsensical fantasy world destined to fail''.

[@Afrancis1968]

@@Boogie445 truly the word play of a musician and a poet

[@mechabroski9993]

Wait, so Chris was drunk when he drove over to the game place to take a photo of Snyder? So the police let him get away from drink driving

[@tomoag]

the police let him get away with so much and its only 2010

[@mokeenoch7900]

It still amazes me how he learnt to drive and how I've not heard him getting into a kender bender so far.

[@bronzebullet]

In Chris's defense, he waited 45 minutes after having one Bud Light

[@joshwilley3173]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 he wasn't actually doing math. He was imagining some fuckin scenario with magi-chan and mewtwo talking to him

[@shimmershine6902]

It’s Virginia, I’m not surprised

[@FriedNoodlee]

Him discussing a murder of a college girl while wearing a "I got what I DESERVE" shirt is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[@deydw.5861]

I’m savoring these parts because I see on the related list Chris is wearing blackface and I’m scared to see how we get there

[@ginge641]

Bro SAME.

[@teddya6108]

i am not ready for part 30

[@angelxpuke3001]

honestly with how comfy he is dropping the hard r, I'm not AS surprised by the blackface as I should be

[@iplaygames1497]

It gets worse from here,racism from chris is so a simple thing compared to the really bad stuff that happens later

[@ThePsychicCellPhones]

I know exactly what video you’re talking about it’s part 30 😳 Jesus take the wheel

[@VVaarnemin]

21:50 “I am not a pornographer of any sort.” How can he expect us to believe that with his hand-drawn Sonichu porn on the CWCki

[@TheNexDude]

I love Chris' story recaps because he's trying to make himself look as if he did nothing wrong but 100 percent snitches on himself.

[@TheRoope97]

yeah i didn't fuck my cat either

[@negimaaddict742]

"not a pornographer of any sort" Has made tons of erotic images of his own characters... Me: Chris... That counts as porn

[@NightTimeDay]

That doesn't make you a pornographer tho. It makes you a nsfw artist

[@itsnotloni1278]

not just his own characters either, he made that one picture of megan like a year prior like bro 😭

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@itsnotloni1278 And he also drew something about his mom....

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@itsnotloni1278 I’ll just say life imitates art. That should tell you all you need to know about what was drawn.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs I don't think Chris ever drew anything about his mother There however was a troll that recreated the drawing of Megan, and redrew it as Barb and Chris

[@electricmercury]

Chris' flashes of self awareness in the face of all of his ignorance never fail to baffle me. From his inclusions of citations to his own CWCisms on his troll persona's article, to his creation of a "Liquid Chris" trading card, his ability to float back and forth in the meta-plane of his own little world is an enigma.

[@j_fitz6913]

Waaay back when he was in college that one woman posted about him drawing, watching the world but not understanding it. I feel this is more evident as he got older and declined. He understood things, but didn't grasp them. His new 'trucker' look kinda strikes me as someone that saw for years he'd worn the same shirt styles so tried ineptly to find more adult looking clothes.

[@TheNexDude]

@@j_fitz6913 it's a childlike mind set and a symptom of being mentally stuck and behind because he was brought up by parents too old understand his condition .

[@commbs9838]

"I want to go back to a normal life." Oh chris. Was your life ever normal to begin with?

[@Arrakiz666]

Yeeeeah... I'm watching these videos and I struggle to pinpoint exactly when that would be. I want to say 2005?

[@stevenhates6345]

"I am not so much the man-child I was before" Men and children the world over are insulted by his belief he qualifies as either.

[@commbs9838]

@Tommy Wen well, at the time he said it he was mostly right. But we are getting into the era that kinda marked the end of classic chris soon. The fire, court dates, tomboy, and yes, bobs death.

[@Colddirector]

mshesh16 it’s a reference to a certain chinese cartoon about a man named jo and his unusual escapades.

[@Colddirector]

@mshesh16 the "chinese cartoon" thing is just ol boomer benson and his stale mid-2010s memes. part 4 is quite a ride when/if you get to it btw, got probably one of the best jojo dubs too

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

This guy has more sagas than Dragonball Z and much more chaotic

[@RichterTheRat]

If you replaced "just as" with "much more"

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

@@RichterTheRat you're welcome

[@thepun3721]

just as much yelling while doing nothing

[@rockk9753]

@@thepun3721 dont get carried away now... dbz is badass

[@weedle5221]

Liquid chris is perfect cell

[@finkplamingoes]

Who else is obsessed with the spelling of the captions when Chris is talking?! Honestly, such an underrated detail in this series

[@gross____546]

The fact that Chris got all of his knowledge of jail from a spongebob episode says a lot

[@detectivebloor4011]

He’s about to be really disappointed

[@liquidchris4878]

Detective Bloor Chris is about to be the only inmate with male genitalia in an all female prison. Maybe he’ll finally get his boyfriend free girl

[@detectivebloor4011]

@@liquidchris4878 he’s not getting sent to a female prison, that’s what he wanted but nothing how it works

[@liquidchris4878]

Detective Bloor I guess it all depends on the equality act being voted on by the senate right now. It’ll be awhile before he’s sentenced considering it’s been 73 days and he hasn’t even had his plea hearing to my knowledge. So we won’t know until he’s sentenced

[@JennaLeigh]

Man. Y'all must be really young. The Spongebob episode got it from actual old prison punishments.

[@keith9129]

When I started this series it was all funny and silly, but after each episode it starts to be less and less funny as Chris continues to fall deeper and deeper into this lonely, awkward abyss Of insanity.

[@itachiuchiha1526]

Oh it gets way worse...

[@TurboPikachu]

Itachi Uchiha that’s the saddest part. There is no true rock bottom because he keeps finding new ones.

[@anonb4632]

This is a morality tale about corporate toylines, social isolation and the menace of the mass media.

[@surroundgatari]

What? That's the funniest part

[@j_fitz6913]

In April we're locked down everywhere because of a quarantine. Out of boredom I found this series and vaguely remembered Chris Chan as that sonic OC guy with autism, that later got mad about Sonic Boom because of sonic's arms. I thought I'd give this a watch for fun. Oh Child. Not much more fun to be had, but I'm hooked on this shit.

[@MrGodzillai28]

You know, I wonder how many women were saved from being sexually assaulted by Chris since there were a whole lot of trolls impersonating potential sweethearts to distract him from actual women during this period. Although, you could make the argument that Chris got more sexually deranged because of trolls, so who knows.

[@yory5000]

He was pretty much talking about raping Megan before any of the trolls showed up, they didnt help that for sure but Chris was fucked up from the start

[@englishgiraffe2124]

@@yory5000 Yep, and coercing a 17 year old on Facebook to go on a date with him. And during the Liquid Chris saga, pretended to be Liquid so he could get Kacey to his house to do God only knows what. In some twisted way, I thank the trolls for diverting Chris away from women, cause there's no doubt that he would be a sexual abuser (in Barbara's case, he is)

[@Christpuncher138]

Chris is the OG incel

[@FlyingHeatball]

@@Christpuncher138 he is the OG of a lot of internet culture

[@josh.8104]

A man who needed someone like Alec in his life. The void that was left when Chris stopped communications with him is unfillable. Alec's reasoning and sternness was exactly what Chris needed.

[@ivnrik441]

Alec Benson Leary was my favourite

[@The_Jerkinator]

I wouldn't even count him as a troll either. He literally was like the father figure that Chris has needed but sadly dodged

[@dannydanny2789]

He needed Lars in his life. Sheeeeeeit.

[@leighte2426]

Alec tried to appear reasonable just so he could bully him. A reasonable person wouldn’t record their calls for no reason lol other than to torment him.

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

@@leighte2426yeah ppl forget his intentions lol. he gave chris good advice, but it was meant to make fun of chris’s ignorance

[@TDIdialgagirl]

Chris: [Wanted to vanish from the internet] [Changes Sonic to sonichu on FlipNote and signs his name] Chris: How'd they find me?

[@niklasl3880]

Chris: *surprised Sonichu face*

[@akajulester]

21:50 "I am not a pornographer of any sort." **conveniently forgets all the sex he has drawn his characters and himself having, and also the time he wrote a character lamenting "dumb laws" preventing a minor from exposing herself** "I would give [Michael Snyder] a charge of verbal harassment [for saying 'You're dead!']." **conveniently forgets how he's repeatedly told multiple people to kill themselves and rot in Hell, including Michael Snyder**

[@sakaiahreign3365]

And the list goes on. “I’m not sexist.” Only thinks of women as as objects and homemakers. “ I only like black women as friends.” Starts talking Ebonics to fit with Lars and calls ppl the n word.

[@JMD501]

Don't forget all of the videos he made performing sexual acts. There is a word for that, but I can't remember what it was.

[@haythammandour1152]

Chris talking about Jerry Seinfeld and roleplaying as him gave me the same vibe as joker dreaming about being introduced by Murray to the audience

[@angusmarch1066]

"How about a joke, Jerr-ay?"

[@jeremycarnes1656]

Dude, I'm a bassist, and my dream job would be to follow him around playing slap basslines.