Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 29

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[@RogerClements69]

I zoned out for 15 seconds and then when I started paying attention again Gino was reading an erotic self fanfiction by Chris about being in Gay three-way at 8 years old

[@kateyepawtch]

I dozed off for a few minutes and next thing you know a game place employer is fighting with Chris' parents over the phone

[@kateyepawtch]

OH NO I just rewatched it and it wasn't actually an employer I was so confused fjsjjd

[@kateyepawtch]

@@gthwl5166 did I stutter

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@LUGUBRIOUSS]

OMG SAME! I started reading comments and stopped listening for a second and it took a wild turn LMAO

[@matthewlayford1736]

The JenkinsJinkies disguise is perfect. I love how despite having his face hidden, Chris cannot possibly mask his speech and mannerisms. "And also he is not friendly to us males. He should be friendly to us males. It makes me-- it really ticks me off. *Grunts and sighs.*"

[@spreadwuvokay]

My personal favorite part is that he's supposed to be 14 and a stud.

[@spreadwuvokay]

Like he couldn't just have a little cousin act that part or some shit. No, Chris always has to be the center of attention.

[@abbynormal8702]

He’s so clueless about the motives of trolls he thinks they hate Christian because he’s distrustful of men and that they’re all Xbox playing homosexuals.

[@RavensRift]

@@abbynormal8702 ikr? Like, come on chris. all the xbox playing homosexuals are just onlookers 🤣

[@williamepperson3443]

What in the holy hell was with that elaborate long gay story?!

[@TheCrypticSyx]

"Chris had a plan to get back at the trolls once and for all." *Sees Chris in blackface in the next episode's thumbnail* Oh no Chris.

[@galacticunicorn6319]

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve seen that thumbnail since episode 19 and I’ve been curious about it. I’m sure it’s gonna be bad.

[@ItsChapa_]

@@galacticunicorn6319 I’ve seen it since episode 8, thought it was Mr. Popo this entire time

[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

@@ItsChapa_ mr popo? More likely mr poopoo. (Btw,mr popo was a blackface the whole time.)

[@youtubeeee6682]

@@galacticunicorn6319 same xD

[@Skepgnostic]

Oooohh shit. *Starts making more popcorn.*

[@phillipdino6]

Chris’s fake backstory becoming gay fan faction unprompted and out of nowhere is one of my favourite things

[@wangcockdickspecker622]

He came and threw up at the same time

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris is so disconnected from the world that he believed all trolls were juvenile, immature homosexuals that envied his life and tried to destroy his “manliness” , that’s why he believed they tormented him. His petty attempt to pretend to be a troll is evident of that. He didn’t understand that people trolled him because he is incredibly naive and easy to make a fool of because he lacks self-awareness and common sense.

[@rowleyryan9025]

Doesn’t help that he claimed his troll persona had just recently turned 15

[@rowleyryan9025]

@CelebrateFallgout damn Geno Samuel himself could’ve written those last few lines

[@siggymilfordjigutzpilgrid]

@@rowleyryan9025 His persona was 7 when the simultaneous excretions in his backstory happened

[@IRUNASSULT]

How to talk to girls: ❌Be confidant and charming ✅Throw a rock at them

[@FlyingScott]

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kiss everyone you meet.

[@akrybion]

They can't say no if they're unconscious and therefore it's consent. Excuse me, I think there are some police men at my front door right now.

[@qtshutin3030]

It works I tried it girls run off to go tell their friends how good I am at throwing rocks

[@irishjoe2941]

IRUNASSAULT lol

[@irishjoe2941]

P K good ole caveman tactics always works!

[@andrewtennant1889]

Chris: Tries to hide his identity Also Chris: Doesn't realize that other men don't wear bras

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Also forgetting that this was supposed to be a 15 year old boy

[@suprcrzy]

He also said "it really ticks me off". I wonder who else says that? 🤔

[@socksygen]

It's more impressive that everyone in that trolling group didn't tip Chris off that everyone knew it was him

[@stevenhates6345]

And he couldn't help but tell everyone how cool his stupid ass racing level was. WHILE pretending to hate himself.

[@GriffinNoel1]

@@stevenhates6345 And telling them download it. I don't know that game but I have to assume there was some kind of trophy or bonus he was trying to get that was triggered by enough downloads

[@joerogo92]

I can never get over that Chris speaks to literally EVERYONE as if they're 100% aware or involved with what goes on in his own little online world.

[@jarvisjackson4833]

thats part of autism.

[@bioticjedi3864]

Narcissism

[@gokubroly12009]

@@bioticjedi3864 what he said

[@BRad-mn5pk]

Plus he acts as though every person on the planet watches his videos.

[@Skepgnostic]

@@jarvisjackson4833 This is what has me parting ways with most of the people here. It can't be more SALIENT that Chris has autism, and yet everyone (even people around him) keep telling him to "stop using autism as an excuse." It would be like a paraplegic saying they can't pick up a log, and everyone telling him/her to stop using your paraplegic as an excuse.

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

"Little did Chris know, his High School Reunion did in fact happen, but he wasn't invited. The school knew about Chris and his online problems, and decided to distance themselves from it." Bruh, imagine.

[@asdf852asdf]

we missed out on greatness but at the same time, his highschool classmates definitely made the smartest choice of this documentary

[@newtjorden1957]

I wouldnt be surprised if it had actually happen that way

[@sammysawshank6011]

Well, the sad thing is, I remember even early on that like his high school days were very troubled like I remember reading about him, throwing a tantrum because he didn’t get all the awards at graduation like he wasn’t valedictorian, the fact that most of his gal pals only hung out with him out of pity or the fact his dad paid them….. and I think it was even hinted that his prom was another event because it took place in a small community center during the day……

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

@@sammysawshank6011 Yeah I heard about the graduation and his dad paying them. That's true, though. I didn't think about how the school just new about Chris' problems already because he literally went there 🤣Dang. Sad stuff, man.

[@JessBlueJazzberry]

Most of his gal pals made the wise decision not to go back to him. Most (if not all) are aware of his online presence. IIRC, one was disgusted over ShecameforCWC, saying Chris portraying himself giving a thumbs up as he violated Megan was particularly infuriating. If there was a high school reunion and he attended, it would have been awkward, to say the least.

[@zblade1170]

The t shirt over his face as a disguise is so comical that I still cant believe its actually real

[@stevenhates6345]

Still wearing his bra. Lets his natural voice slip back out. Does his cubscout salute. Hes a regular Pistachio Disguisi

[@BurnEdOutOne]

@@stevenhates6345 I just listened to that HDTGM before this, and then saw your comment. :D

[@stevenhates6345]

@@BurnEdOutOne There literally no predicting what movies June will enjoy and recommend.

[@donknotts678]

His big meaty breast stuffed in a bra really pull off the whole disguise

[@Artaxian_Debacle]

Dude thinks he’s living an anime life judging by how ridiculous his actions are

[@SLURM187]

His story about his “encounter” at camp seems a little too descriptive.

[@stevenhates6345]

Yeah dog. That's not how you prove you are NOT gay....

[@GriffinNoel1]

Well its running through Chris's mangled and sheltered brain. He likely thinks that is how people actually talk or think.

[@tubblebub]

Ya think?

[@chrischanmagachu9958]

he sounds experienced

[@xlixity]

Seeing as how Chris is openly a trans bisexual, it's safe to assume these were his fantasies as far back as the early 00s. No one except people in the closet would be so violently against homosexuality, while also having dreams of homoerotica and "voices" in his mind telling him he's gay.

[@ctshaffer1999]

I love how Bob and Barb never once considered that there might have been a legitimate reason for Chris being banned from the Game Place

[@lancemartinez1130]

Their precious little Christian could never do anything bad

[@cadykiara3653]

Wasn't he banned for yelling slurs at other people there and making kids uncomfortable?

[@AbsoluteDingus709]

@@cadykiara3653 Exactly what happen, the Kicker was is that he shouted Slurs at a Child and began saying Offensive stereotypes about them, After losing a Pokemon Battle

[@wesleyfilms]

@@cadykiara3653 Everyone says that he shouted random slurs, just not the n-word. Chris was just parroting the stuff that Bob likely said daily. Normal people would never go to a store if it had a fat braindead manchild there, probably teaching their kids all sorts of fun new words. They were probably afraid he'd chimpout and attack their kids.

[@Dhips.]

They're both awful people and made that monster son.

[@Rhodebunny]

18 games for $50 store credit... GameStop is the true villain.

[@grantkeller4634]

Don’t worry, Chris gets his revenge on GameStop

[@steflift5165]

@@grantkeller4634 yeah?

[@asurlybarber3620]

@@grantkeller4634 Don't call anyone!

[@theab3957]

​@@asurlybarber3620 🎉👕

[@101Volts]

Ah yes, 2003 - 2010. Imagine buying an Xbox Launch Game (Max Payne, specifically) in 2001, and 5 years later, you can get like 20 cents for it because it just doesn't sell for anything above $2 or $3. Really - I bought Max Payne for that cheap then, and the sequel was just $1.49 at the same time. But that's one of the extreme examples.

[@SamualN]

my favourite thing about chris chan is that he can't help but compliment himself when he's pretending to be someone who supposedly hates him

[@mr.pizzacole4944]

I’ve had a running gag with my friends where I try to say the most egotistical things I can think of and Chris still beats me

[@Onewingerdraven]

When he was impersonating Liquid impersonating him, and he felt the need to state he wasn't gay or his hair wasn't bad 😂

[@karenbrown6348]

@@Onewingerdraven Omg. You're so right like when he said he liked solid Chris's haircut 🤣 He's the ultimate narcissist

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris’s ego and his dislike for self-evaluation is his biggest enemy. Lack of self awareness basically made him who he is today. He is deluded to the point where he thinks he is perfect despite the fact he is planets away from that definition. Whatever wrongs he did he always inserted little self pats on the back to make him feel justified for everything he does and to keep on acting like a fool.

[@jordanpowell2242]

@@Onewingerdraven for real he didn’t need need to state he wasn’t gay 😂😂😂 everybody told him if he keeps stating “I’m not gay” somebody is gonna misinterpreted it as he is hiding

[@thebobinator4234]

I like how Chris was watching and recording people with his DS, but suddenly threatened to get the cops when someone took a photo of him

[@ginogatash4030]

Ipocrisy is just a CWC reference

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Rules for me but not for thee

[@GriffinNoel1]

They don't call him Christian Weston Ricardo Hypocrite Chandler for nothing

[@Davros539]

Not to mention the time when he photographed Michael Snyder in the Game Place, despite not being even allowed to enter.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@JoeyJ0J0 isn't it the opposite?

[@NilVoidmancer]

"I met a 22-year old pretty woman who's going through a divorce currently (lucky)" The lack of empathy never ceases to amaze lmao

[@DanDennisRobloxman]

It's always the small details which speaks volumes

[@newwaveknight1]

@@DanDennisRobloxman Right? Why would somebody think that a person is lucky to go through a divorce? It's an absolutely soul-sucking experience.

[@cyberdance4578]

@@newwaveknight1 he meant lucky for himself, cause she’s “available” now

[@MizantropMan]

@@DanDennisRobloxman Like how he speaks about women as if they were dogs. He called one "maxican-american mix" and said that the prostitute who allegedly took his virginity was "fixed". We all know that Chris only sees women as bodies for his pleasure/doing chores, but this is still just... wow.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@MizantropMan Hopefully Chris never treated Patti like he treats women... ...Given his proclivity to refer to women using the same terms he uses to refer to dogs...

[@scoopishere7881]

It boggles my mind to no end that Chris's parents think that Megan is a troll. She was one of the only people in Chris's life who wasn't a troll and because she criticized him (oh no) she's suddenly the reason for all the problems in Chris's life. What the fuck did Megan do to deserve this? I can't even think of a reason for that.

[@emanuelursan8047]

Exactly! Megan told Chris to leave the trolls alone, was offended when Chris posted the drawing of her naked and later not delete it. She tried to help him. She, Alec and Liquid Chris (before his return) where good to him, gave him advice or didn't harm him in any way. Chris' parents are the worst

[@drkissinger1]

This is all true, but in fairness to them, without a 60 part comprehensive documentary, it would be extremely difficult to make heads or tails of the cast of Chris's life, and I'd just assume everyone is fucking with him.

[@primusvsunicron1]

Honestly the biggest trolls were Bob and Barb

[@ryanclarke8673]

@@emanuelursan8047 fuck, most every troll tried to help him in some way. Even Clyde Cash was trying to make him see how stupid the whole thing can get and to just leave the internet. Only truly malicious one up to this point is the 13 year old who made him take the medallion up his ass

[@SpokaneGirl85]

With so many trolls, he can't yell anymore which person is genuine or a troll. This is why I feel bad for him and these trolls were awful people. All they did was made him worse.

[@cockmanbuttfart7661]

"How can I convince my new troll friends that the persona I made up isn't gay? I know, I'll write paragraphs of unsolicited gay fanfiction about myself in my bio! I am a genius!"

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

I honestly don't think that story was fiction at all.

[@jadenvanhess2341]

I have a feeling there was some truth to that story.

[@henrybrittons9028]

It's spelled geinus*. Have a good and safe day - Christian Weston Chandler

[@giph002]

@@henrybrittons9028 True and honest.

[@meat5052]

@@SmokeymcJoint420 me too im really curious if it actually happened or not, it's so detailed

[@FrankNFurter1000]

This series is also a convenient way to learn Roman numerals.

[@nomorethan9]

I hope part 40 is called Part XL

[@akrybion]

Can't wait for episode CDLXIV

[@funkyweapon1981]

Star Wars taught me Roman numerals back in the 80's.

[@anonb4632]

You must be pretty thick if you don't know them already.

[@FrankNFurter1000]

David McCormick I do darling, don’t worry. A slightly jokey comment. No need to get so upset. Xo

[@Blakbox92]

It's such a weird tiny thing, but kudos to Geno for using the 2010 era Netflix and Gamefly sites around the 15 minute mark

[@vincenzo082]

It really is the little things that make this series

[@migamaos3953]

I thought the same thing

[@churrobscuro6434]

I've been binging these series since Chris got arrested for raping his mom, and Jesus, this is up there with the Office and other big name series wtf.

[@julianstoller5883]

@@churrobscuro6434 ayyye same

[@GabePickles3837]

Yo, who remembers the old commercials from GameFly? I used to see them all the time as a kid!

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Two old people with estranged children came together to create a parenting disaster. No wonder Chris turned out like he did.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

They did that and then left Chris to be raised by the internet and TV

[@MackRangerPower]

Absolute clusterfuck

[@ShallotHare]

Definitely shouldn't be having anymore children if they're fossils

[@jeouxgreen2021]

Like, he literally abandoned his children and she kicked hers out of the house when he was still a child. They are the worst

[@potato6785]

@@jeouxgreen2021Bob in this video alone is just horrible. Chris gets trespassed, he blames the store. Chris tries to run someone over, the dad is busy talking about internet trolls. Delusional fuckwit.

[@uzaiyaro]

What I don't understand is that whenever he's in character, trying to say shit that he thinks other people are thinking about him, he's usually dead on the money. I've never understood that, so unless he's being directly fed every word to say, he more or less knows what people think, and yet his attempts at self-parody yield, perhaps, the closest thing to self-reflection that I've ever heard him give. I genuinely don't understand how he could be so right about himself, and still be so clueless at, well, everything, frankly.

[@facelesskat4799]

Well back then and to this day there are people who genuinely feel bad for Chris and kiss his ass at every chance they get it’s not even to troll they just like to inflate Chris’s ego so I think Chris did know how people see him but because of this “true fans” he also thinks he is way better then he actually is

[@DonPeyote420]

I think the explanation for this may lie in the fact that he'd learned what they're saying about him, but he at the same time creates denial by telling himself these are all lies by the trolls.

[@gerald4535]

@@facelesskat4799 Exactly. I found his channel and the fact that he's being sent game systems, people funded thousands of dollars for him to go to a convention, etc and they've basically been helping him stay in his house (with his mom) due to ebegging is baffling.

[@spiny7560]

It’s very likely he may be quoting things he constantly sees people criticizing him for and repeats it not knowing what it means or just refuses to see any truth in it. You can be aware of things people say or think about you but it’s up to you as an individual if you believe it or not.

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

@@gerald4535 He is a cow. You milk your cow, you feed your cow, you protect it from being tipped over by other people. But, at the end of the day, Chris is a cow, and you keep livestock in order to get things from them. This odd co-dependent relationship has existed between Chris and his trolls for years. Anything that would tip their cow, like its house burning down, has to be combatted so the cow can continue to be milked for amusement. I do actually believe there was a continuous mixture of genuine remorse and genuine amusement in Chris' pain there. They used to be surprisingly organized and put a lot of time and effort into this nonsense. Not any more, though. The interesting, shocking tale of Isabella Loretta Janke, the subhuman that is heard on the incest call, involves twenty thousand people creating 1100+ pages of digging up every part of her life and attacking her in any way possible (a scat fetishist pedophilic serial animal abuser) demonstrates their defensiveness of their cow. She tipped him. Until recently, cow-herding groups like the "Watchdogs" existed to watch their herd-of-one. Before that "The Miscreants" entries were tightly controlled because they wanted ownership and control of their cow. Now, with no semblance of a protective group, a bunch of mentally sick children on Discord managed to wrangle Chris. These odd cow-herder groups of the past were there specifically so this sort of thing didn't happen. To both get amusement out of Chris and to make sure that he doesn't go so far that they can't keep laughing at him.

[@MicDISCO]

Jenkins Jinkies has a very tragic backstory. Definitely among the top ten superhero backstories!

[@nomaschalupas2453]

Even jesus felt bad because atleast he got speared in the gut, not his ass.

[@suprcrzy]

Chris should bring that character back. We get all these origin story movies, why not a Jenkins Jinkie's one?

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

well technically a supervillain

[@Scott_Raynor]

I just love the idea that people that went to school with Christian have inevitably stumbled upon his antics “dude no way remember Chris chandler from school?? Fucking search him up right now”

[@BinarySecond]

Even more now

[@ganii1804]

this is becoming more and more harrowing with every passing month

[@skeletonking2501]

Keep them ignorant

[@mcnamaraky]

The fact that he did not realize that claiming he was 15 right after showing a video of a fully grown man talking in a deep voice would be a dead giveaway is hilarious.

[@Xploshi]

I think Chris advertising his own custom racetrack to the trolls by badly pretending to insult it as Jenkins is a severely underrated part of this series It takes actual effort to be that self absorbed

[@UNIRockLIVE]

that autism tho

[@tonygamblesyt]

Chris befuttles me

[@jaguar4763]

I love you vids xploshi! Didn't think I'd find you here lol.

[@reaper.-._.-._.-._.-.]

Ur Cool

[@markgado8782]

@@tonygamblesyt you befuddle me... 🤭

[@angelofdeathgabriel1610]

I love how Bob actually believed that there was a conspiracy running out of the Game Place.

[@SilverFan8]

I don't even understand how that happened. Who's dumbass idea was that?

[@chromasus9983]

@Please Complete All Fields An opinion that no doubt engrained itself harder and harder onto him as his own mental stability diminished and all of Chris's misadventures and problems built up.

[@dongiovanni-m3i]

You gotta love that Megan and Mike are supposed to be behind all trolling machinations.

[@Riko478]

bob was manipulated by barb

[@stevenhates6345]

And he believed someone ELSE bought stupid shit on Chris' card from Chris' playstation.

[@Ingels1991]

"Keep all personal information off the internet" ...CHRIS.

[@drockman92]

After doxxing himself, no less.

[@myname9130]

@@drockman92 Multiple times. Hell he still does it, he did it to try and make his house into a Pokestop a few years ago.

[@Voltorb1993]

@@myname9130 Funny is, he could potentially do that, all Level 40 PoGo players can suggest new Pokéstops for the game. The thing is, it is pretty hard and time consuming to reach that level and I highly doubt Chrissie is there.

[@TDIdialgagirl]

[Inhale] *BOI*

[@hypernova_119]

Four words: *_"For Julie's Eyes Only"_*

[@salsathemonkey22]

Chris really graduated high school and then waited in his room for 10 years for the reunion

[@danielknowles3051]

Imagine you’ve been graduated from high school for a decade. Maybe you went to college and settled down with a significant other and had a few kids, with a nice job. One day you’re scrolling through KZbin and see a face you recognize as the slow kid from high school talking about the ten year reunion. You smile to yourself as you click the video, though the smile fades quickly when he begins to rant about trolls, naked pictures, Sony, and gives out his address. What a strange story this is lmao.

[@angusmarch1066]

Not me, grinning from ear to ear having been dreading going to some stupid reunion, and now thinking that this might be pretty interesting after all.

[@allenellisdewitt]

Giving out his address & home #, to just a few minutes later advice everyone not to give personal information out on the internet.

[@lokibane4939]

Over two decades now lmao

[@Legoluigi26]

The call with Bob is actually pretty revealing. We all say he was the good parent when really, he was almost as much of an enabler as Barb. In the call he endlessly defends Chris to an almost cultish degree, and excuses the bad things Chris has done by bringing up tangentially related bad things that happen in Chris's life. Through the call, we get to see where CWC's problem of giving too much information came from.

[@jcabem]

He’s completely right about being on the phone with a troll though. They just don’t realize the extent of his infamy and think it’s stemming from the game place.

[@fuzzmosisr8601]

@@jcabem haha well said. That's exactly it

[@kugelblitzkrieg]

@Oil tank He’s still slightly better than Barb, as he’ll at least scold Chris for his mistakes rather than letting it slide like Barb does. That’s why Chris always goes to Barb first.

[@kugelblitzkrieg]

@Oil tank I agree. But on a scale of shittiness he’s definitely better than Barb.

[@bobafett177]

420th like! And yes, both of his parents failed him. All this could've been avoided

[@pliskin101]

29 parts in and I still smile when Geno screams the caps locked text.

[@jaketapes5334]

@Delta Romeo FOR THE LULZ

[@LeCrabeStratege]

LOL!

[@creatornat]

@@LeCrabeStratege Him saying 'LOL" is a favorite :)

[@MrJimmyTide]

HUGE ship

[@AIBETTSYIA75]

The Chandlers are 100% that one household in a nice neighborhood that everyone hates and knows not to deal with.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

They really are, I remember later on in the documentary there was (I think) a dog from the neighbors house that apparently attacked Barb and Chris and they called animal control and they had to put the dog down, the owner of the dog is a little boy who ended up hating Barb and Chris for that

[@floofypoofybread]

@@cameronpeterson6734 I swear the only reason why I trust in a God is that Barb's house got burned down in 2014

[@Robman0908]

The peacocks from the x files

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Chris Chan's stint as JenkinsJinkies was hilarious, I totally forgot he tried to be a troll at one point. I would ask why Chris would think this would work but Chris was the guy who tried to fool Clyde Cash by putting a teddy-bear in his bed and hiding in a closet

[@manospondylus]

How To Bait It‘s detailed in one of the earlier parts of this series. I think around ep. 7

[@dunkinnatalie]

The bear had sun glasses on so you totally couldn't tell it was a bear and not Chris.

[@markcullimore1]

Actually he didn't hide in a closet, he hid on his couch under a pile of stuffed animals.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

@@markcullimore1 even funnier

[@matts9382]

And soiled himself as well

[@BBK96]

The gay experience of Jinkies is so horrifically detailed that im actually wondering if it has some basis in reality somehow...

[@limetwistanimations8628]

The fact that Chris picked such ridiculously young ages for the character is also really concerning... Like, that's way too specific for a random back story. Especially since Chris gets so mad at people accusing him of being a pedophile.

[@aoki6332]

​@@limetwistanimations8628 and if you think about it 7 years old is when Chris restarted talking

[@argentius6479]

lmao cwc got raped as a kid and let himself get fucked in the ass because he's gay

[@Univerzion]

I just can't with it, there was literally no reason to add that in, it was just some random ass story about an 8yo losing his vCard in a 3 way.

[@Acolyte_501st]

@@limetwistanimations8628 The idea something is too specific to be made up is ridiculous, that’s not how it works. Chris’s story is just like the kind of thing trolls created so much of, it’s not surprising he mimic them.

[@halguy5745]

the best way to flirt: throw rocks at people

[@reloadpsi]

Well you bring a rock because you rock, so...

[@dunkinnatalie]

The cave man technique. I wish i could have a man pick me up like that. I do have medium income from a job. But I'm also 30 so maybe too old. Also i may be black. Oh well.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@dunkinnatalie unless you want to date Chris, i don't see how beign black would be an issue.

[@maikorage444]

A club to the head is my pick-up line

[@puscifer99]

The background email for the circle of trolls was hilarious and notifying...

[@mathews2774]

Hearing the lumberjack's phone call with Matthew really connected all the dots for me as to why Chris turned out the way he is.

[@antman8152]

He’s fucking senile leave him alone

[@Cyanide_Mallika]

Exactly

[@ameliaevans1513]

29:28 Chris emphasizes how heavy the doghouse was because Kacey's father said that carrying a doghouse was not an example of hardship

[@bladeedgestudios]

I love it when the anime I’m watching has a clever callback

[@mugimugitmnt872]

@@bladeedgestudios ok that was funny

[@bepitrumpet]

that must've really stayed with him

[@honeynutreviews332]

And they say he doesn’t learn smh

[@SpaceFrog999]

I KNOW RIGHT OOHHHHH MY GOOODDDDD ITS TERRIFYING, he learns the WRONG THINGS he is a bastardization of an intelligent creature, and he “knows” that he is but he doesn’t understand

[@dreadfulspook4786]

It sure was easy to pity Bob & Barb at the beginning. But that's getting harder & harder to do with their neglect & enablement of Chris coming to light, let alone their deluded belief in a conspiracy composed of people who are in part Chris' victims (Megan, Michael Snyder etc.)

[@anonb4632]

There is a conspiracy against Chris though.

[@VexsPlayPen]

I think for Bob, you have to remember he was like in his 80s at the time, he probably had some mental illness or something like that, maybe I just want faith in Bob, I guess

[@sketchyjulia]

Literally the only time I think they intervened was when they thought his house tour video would get their house condemend. Seems like they only put their foot down when it affected them directly

[@luxie8097]

@@sketchyjulia I always found that funny that they didn't think of another solution to that... Like maybe cleaning their damn house.

[@Muss67]

@@anonb4632 from random teenagers on the internet not the people at the game place like Bob is trying his hardest to insulate. They are a huge part in Chris' delusion.

[@AcaciaStardune]

I like how the main figures of each saga gets like an "after saga" cameo. Liquid Chris left a comment promoting asperchu, Alec posing as a Game PLACe Employee kind of out of the blue. Its a wonderful reference to the previous anime arc

[@Adrian-jr6sv]

Hell, Bluespike even had a small cameo during the Liquid Chris saga iirc.

[@nekoprankster2184]

I know part of the lesson Chris has to learn is how life isn't like an anime/movie/etc, but damn this whole story has been spiraling into one, and coincidences like that just add to it further.

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

@@nekoprankster2184 feels like it written by Anno at this point

[@imsentinelprime9279]

@@nekoprankster2184 it feels like a live action adaptation of the no longer human manga.

[@nortonman5238]

@@mosquitopyjamas9048 what does this mean? I've been out of the loop, I'm sorry.

[@pixxieniicky]

I dunno why people say "Bob was a good man/Bob was a treasure" when he was basically an enabler just like Barbara. Especially after hearing that his son trespassed at the Game Place/hid it from him. I'd be pissed if I was in his shoes.

[@the-cursed-steve]

Honestly same

[@Elvusmiw]

He did try eventually

[@guccimalcs]

Because bob actually loved Chris and wanted what was best for him. He was just too old to be a father in the time he was

[@Alex-ju3xr]

I think Bob reacted that way because he assumed it was a troll. By this point their house had been called hundreds and hundreds of times by dozens of different trolls. Everything from the prior 20 episodes or so of this series is within an 18 month timeframe, it's nonstop. In his shoes I'd probably assume almost anyone calling in relation to Chris was just a troll too. Not defending Bob's character or his crappy parenting, but in this situation I totally get reacting that way.

[@drkissinger1]

He was like 100 years old.

[@Jack-qd3xo]

I love that Jinkies has more backstory than any of his OCs

[@Onewingerdraven]

I see Jinkies as gay punk Chris

[@suprcrzy]

Looking at his 10 year high school reunion request video, I'm amazed that it didn't happen!! Chris looks like a dapper, well dressed, sophisticated, sound minded individual, with no hint of paranoia whatsoever. Damn you class of 2000 Manchester high school graduates! Damn you all to heck!! - Jenkins Jinkies

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@ginogatash4030 i know right? Chris could plunder my booty, But hes too stupid, that he might just superglue a sanichu mask on me.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

MAVS BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FourDozenEggs]

Dude straight up threw a rock as an effort to get a gal pal. That's some cave man stuff right there.

[@InhumanFan98]

Chris-chan: "UNGA BUNGA!" starts hitting his chest like tarzan

[@deceseze]

"grug want cave bride from ground up"

[@billvolk4236]

"WANT WOMAN!"

[@101Volts]

Either that, or he took lessons from Ernest T. Bass too much, who he could have seen on a re-run of The Andy Griffith Show. Ernest's first appearance was in Season 3, which started in 1963. He was *well known* for throwing rocks through windows. He got a girlfriend in one episode, but the next time he showed up, it's revealed that he hit her in the head with a rock and she left him.

[@jeschoofs]

Me throw rock. Woman see rock. Women impressed by rock. Me do sex

[@YodaOnABender]

That phone call with Bob is one of the most infuriating things I've ever heard. It's literally the same as talking to Chris, he just changes the subject or shifts the blame on to people who aren’t remotely responsible

[@adambess4909]

Agreed. Makes me wonder what is was like for people with actual authority like Michael Snyder or the police to deal with the Chandlers. All three of them consistently refused to accept responsibility for Chris’ actions and were so staggeringly lazy that I cannot find it within myself to sympathize. Quite tired of the Bob defenders, guy was a piece of shit.

[@YodaOnABender]

@@adambess4909 yeah, even if you ignore the fact that he was just as entitled as Chris, he was still mad racist. And not in a “oh it was a different time” way. Not to mention the fact he apparently neglected his other kids and was bad to Cole Smithy according to Cole himself

[@mewxtwo]

Dude it pissed me off. No wonder Chris is the way he is... look at who raised him.

[@wetnapkin2731]

@@YodaOnABender I must be a little confused I thought that the guy on the phone didn’t work at the game place and was actually a stranger trying to drag them into the situation to record them and post them online. Why would you want them to take him seriously? All the trolls that have countless hours to watch and call Chris’ parents are just as sad as the whole family.

[@YodaOnABender]

@@wetnapkin2731 that’s not the point. In Bob’s mind, this WAS a real employee and he thought this was the correct way to talk to him. Bob had no idea he was a troll

[@CharlieKellyEsq]

20:46. Poor megan. The only non troll in Christian's life is the one that gets the most hate from that entire family.

[@beaublondeau]

The way Chris labels people in his actual life that have just simply gotten tired of his shit "trolls" aggravates me so much. You'd think for a guy who's been trolled his whole life he'd be able to actually know the definition of one, but to him it equates to anyone who doesn't give him what he wants.

[@brettonjohansen1619]

@@beaublondeau I don't really think it would be easy to distinguish troll from non-troll in Chris's position. Imagine if the majority of people you ever interacted with were just out there to mess with you. It would be incredibly hard (especially with high-functioning autism) to distinguish between everyone's various motives and how those motives are connected to their actions.

[@Funee]

They’re not talking about that Megan (Schroeder) they’re talking about a Megan that works there

[@myname9130]

@@beaublondeau Think about it from his perspective though, outside of Bob, Barbara, and The Wallflower everyone he's spoken to for any extended period of time since 2007 has been a troll. He hasn't had a single genuine friend since Megan, if she even counts given Chris' tendencies towards her. The break between reality and fiction didn't start with The Dimensional Merge, it was always there. Chris has had a tenuous grasp on reality since this all started, the trolls completely shattered the barrier between what's real and what's fake in his life to the point he genuinely can't identify the difference between a real person and a troll, to the point he thought the entire city of Ruckersville was conspiring against his family with the trolls. He thinks everyone is a troll because that's all he's ever known in his post-high school life.

[@lawnmowerdude]

@@Funee Do Chris’s parents know the difference?

[@Cameron-M]

Chris wearing that blue shirt over his head is very ominous.

[@jasonjean5333]

Ikr it reminds me of some Salvador Dali painting i saw once very strange

[@livp5030]

it looks like he’s about to be executed or something lmao

[@phil2160]

It gives off a horror movie vibe

[@PityPitMusic]

Looks like the album cover of some underground bandcamp album

[@michaelstrong5383]

Looking at it out of context, you'd think Chris was kidnapped or something.

[@N8RiverHere]

Jenkins Jinkies: I'm a stud! *Literally wears sports bra in his introduction video*

[@nataliecostanza3463]

...I just realized how much more painfully sad his video becomes when considering he tried to pass off as a 15 year old stud

[@MarcoStrange]

@@nataliecostanza3463 if this was some random person who stumbled into seeing that part of chris chan, they would say "theres no way hes this stupid" meanwhile, most of us have just accepted that chris has no common sense and will believe these dumb ideas really work

[@abbynormal8702]

A fat slob teenager with a sports bra isn’t a stud? Since when?

[@scottieyusuke]

@@abbynormal8702 last time I checked not in this life time

[@AstralDragoon]

Having now heard Bob and Barbara in a phone call, Chris's manner of dealing with anything challenging makes quite a lot of sense.

[@originalsteveo]

"And it was then I confirmed I was not gay.." I died irl

[@Neo2266.]

oh so you're a ghost then?

[@gavinwilcox5027]

Mans is typing this from the great beyond

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

did you died?

[@oopleboo3067]

@@THEmeepmopmoop I think he did

[@denji5426]

rip 😔

[@mistypuffs]

Chris could be magically transmogrified into another creature and his speech pattern would give him away. And maybe the sports bra.

[@jolynn9764]

Thank you for causing me to rewind to catch that detail 👌🏼

[@michaelgollihue6314]

This comment almost killed me 😂

[@iizumo8793]

Bob: What's going on? What do you want? Also Bob, immediately after asking: _interrupts Matthew to rant about a supposed conspiracy against Chris_

[@noktoh]

Chris has some Team Rocket tier disguise skills.

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

There's a joke about cross-dressing here, y'know :'y

[@j_yeezy]

Where do you think he learned it from?

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

He even got James' iconic massive bazongas

[@Literally-God]

Can't believe he didn't just wear a Groucho Marx mask

[@omegawilliam95s36]

You're giving Team Rocket a bad name associating them with Chris.

[@RCT3Crashes100]

The JenkiesJinkins mini-saga begins in earnest; This is one of the lighter sagas in Christory, and at this point in the series is one of the last truly light ones before the great drought of 2011-2014.

[@lucasbueno5720]

I dont think that this is lighter at tall Like, the whole Jenkins thing is funny as fuck, but chris entire sitation at that time is so...depressing. He's finally coming back to the real world but he dont know anything about it, its like a child trying to live a adult life Its really sad to see him fucked up like this

[@lucasbueno5720]

@@adamjames350 I can still laugh about a lot of chris shit because most of the time its his fault But this time its not his fault. He is clearly trying to do somenthing about one of his many problems but theres so much holding him back that it becomes depressing real quick It would be sad as fuck to watch him trying to get a job for example

[@MrFanboy24]

It's hard to say whether we have more sympathy for people on the spectrum and understanding of their different mindset, or if we took too much agency away from them and are too forgiving and treat them like children.

[@myname9130]

@@adamjames350 Even the trolls mostly don't bother him anymore outside a few mean letters or something every so often, nothing as organized as Clyde Cash or the Idea Guys, I think the last time someone tried anything on that level they got doxxed for it by people sympathetic to Chris. Even by troll standards messing with him stopped being funny a long time ago

[@gameplay5469]

I think Geno keeps making these because it's his way of finding a girlfriend free girl.

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

@@adamjames350 Wouldn't that make him a lesbian too?

[@jessbellis9510]

It's a far better plan than any one of Chris' plans.

[@doctorgothicc]

@@adamjames350 as a lesbian with a boyfriend it makes him an honorary lesbian for sure

[@daimyo3074]

Geno already got a boyfriend free girl. Wait do that sound paradoxical ?

[@ricardolouage1662]

Geno is an absolute Chad, don't worry about him

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809]

Listening to Chris' undercover troll forum introduction, all I can think about is Geno's hysterical laughter as he struggles to read it.

[@SourToast00]

i dont usually laugh at the trolling, but chris himself voluntarily writing that backstory for "Junior Jenkins 'Jinkies'" is one of the funniest things i've heard in a long time. WHY WAS IT SO GRAPHIC LMAO

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

To prove he isn’t gay? Keep up jfc

[@jamesneutron8580]

Because it probably happened

[@DefendUSA1776]

Come on, you know he meant to call himself Leroy Jenkins, but he got the name wrong.

[@wolfandraven891]

It wasn't funny, it was disturbing....

[@natowaveenjoyer9862]

>WHY WAS IT SO GRAPHIC LMAO Intrusive thoughts, probably.

[@MisterSavage777]

Poor Megan...every time I hear her name I feel so bad for her and wish her the best.

[@Darkstar263]

On Chris's Twitter page this week, someone posted the infamous 'Shecameforcwc' picture that he made. I feel sorry for her that she'll never be able to live that down. That picture will forever be on the internet.

[@rickmanalwayss]

Apparently he's still stalking her on Facebook and stuff. I don't remember the details, but I believe he commented on her page and she deleted it and blocked him and he made another account to harass her or something like that?

[@abbynormal8702]

Chris has bounced back and forth from forgiving Megan on FB to raging at her. At one point he found her address and mused about going over to meet her in person to apologize. People reminded Chris that Megan owns guns and Chris dropped the idea of ever seeing her again lol (from the cwcki)

[@rickmanalwayss]

Jesus Aranda it’s just insane. Honestly, if CWC hadn’t gotten so infamous I doubt Megan would remember him at this point.

[@craigdannier5929]

Don’t feel bad for Megan, she used Chris, getting him to buy her shit on the internet. Everything has a price

[@guilhermehank4938]

It's sad seeing Bob defending Chris, trying to pretend he wasn't a complete failure

[@charlieit1713]

The slow fade in to the picture of Barbara as she came over the phone was comedy at its finest

[@jjcoola998]

So glad I’m not the only one noticing these touches

[@giph002]

Her massive bulk spread across the couch with the Atkins diet book beside her.

[@suttie9582]

Snorlax has awoken

[@karenamyx2205]

It's interesting how he went from completely denouncing alcohol as abhorrent... to regularly getting drunk in public lol I can not imagine Chris with 'liquid courage'. Frightening.

[@Ithoughtthiswasamerica]

No different from his denouncing of swearing and lgbtq stuff… both of which he flipped completely 180 on for no apparent reason. His morality is beyond skewed he doesn’t even know what he believes. Chris Chan is the definition of chronically online.

[@Grewyn7]

"I'm so hot for you I could squirt" Thank you Geno for reading that with such tact because I busted up laughing just hearing it

[@notatrollll]

Grewyn7 the person behind Jackie is having a blast, seeing how ridiculous they can get without him figuring it out. Purposely putting ridiculous things like that. It’s awesome.

[@Grewyn7]

@@notatrollll Honestly. I originally felt bad for chris being trolled so immensely but after learning a lot more about it I would say not only was it invited, some of it was earned. Hes narcissistic and abusive himself.

[@notatrollll]

Grewyn7 That’s a common problem. Obviously some trolls go way overboard and while they may entertain us most of us wouldnt condone it. But when people first see chris that is almost always the reaction “messing with an autistic kid isnt funny” or somethinng like that. But learning all the details of actions he has done and selfishness he has displayed, combined with his racism, homophobia and delusions says at minimum he should be held responsible for his actions. And if the police wont arrest him for the countless crimes hes committed because he is a special needs kid, then these documentaries and commentaries at least will make it forever known. My only hope is he doesnt end up molesting or hurting someone. He has shown a fixation with sex and sexual deeds, and has even displayed a more violent thought process in his comics and videos. As he becomes more detached from reality and he has no support left, im worried what he is capable of.

[@Mxkwh]

notatrollll he can’t do shit either way, he is fat and getting old, an average teenager can beat his ass lol

[@XxInfinityxXTimer]

Read too much hentai manga to the point where I can't even laugh at that line

[@DontWalkRUN]

It's 2020. Will the Manchester High School class of 2000 hold their 20 year reunion?

[@ianoliver6828]

Man, it's so cool to see you here haha

[@InhumanFan98]

It would be funny if chris was barred from it, he wasnt allowed to come in but everyone else was due to how unstable he is

[@sophian9105]

The coronachu saga

[@kairider1770]

Nah

[@theindustrialrevolution5623]

@Hal Jordan I lowkey wanna die after watching this

[@BradRLee]

Very excited for Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part XXX next month.

[@Imnevergonnapostvids]

xxx on a killstreak

[@TheCamSays]

It’s gonna be the episode that will risk the channel.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Or Geno can pull a fast one and label the next ten parts Part 30, 31, 32, 31, 32 and onwards since XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XXXVII, XXXVIII, and XXXIX really would risk the channel. XL onwards is safe though. Edit: The original post had XXXX instead of XL.

[@playerhateroftheyear1084]

Hentaiii

[@davide.1039]

Should be posted on Christian Love Day.

[@leep3000]

It's telling how the parents constructed a conspiracy narrative surrounding the employees at the game place instead of considering the likelier possibility that their child (who frequently behaved inappropriately) might have done something that warranted being kicked out. Chris's lack of self reflection and personal development makes more sense when you see how their parents never held them accountable and never seemed to seek out resources that could have helped.

[@ecru_5819]

Chris' parents failed them They really did Looking at who Chris developed into Barb and Robert just had a kid and just didn't know how to have this one. No resources No research No outside help They just sheltered Chris and did irreparable damage to the point where their kid is an online freakshow who's history is permanently recorded for all to see.

[@andrewhooper7603]

@@ecru_5819 Exactly. To acknowledge Chris is a fucking menace would be to acknowledge they fucked up when they didn't get him treatment earlier.

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

Those twp fossilized fuckers got what they deserved in the end.

[@karenbrown6348]

Absolutely true

[@penelopeortiz6124]

He did too much already... Just trying to protect his son, he was so old I just feel for their parents

[@Sourcy]

He- He REALLY believed the trolls would fall for that shit disguise?

[@4eeyore266]

AYYYYYOOOO

[@SorryJustDrifting]

Wait that's Chris!?

[@SpyGuy69]

@@SorryJustDrifting lol no. He’s just trolling you.

[@henrybrittons9028]

And then says he's 15. Yeah not thinking ahead this one.

[@SwiftyEmpire]

What do you mean that was the greatest disguise in human history

[@Spectra115]

I love how when trying to dissuade the Trolling Train from digging up Patty's grave, he just has to mention how heavy the doghouse is just like when he was trying to prove himself to Kacey's "dad".

[@Mitreme]

personally the ghost of young christian and patti is what really killed me

[@ryankit92]

That got me so good. Most underrated part of this episode.

[@wilsonkelman986]

He also said that the dog house was like 10 tonnes, or 22,000 pounds.

[@American-Zero]

The fact that the trolls are going as far as to dig up a dead dog out of the ground just to troll an autistic manchild shows they are just as sick and depraved as he is.

[@ginogatash4030]

lifting that dog house must've been the most strenuous and traumatic physical task he ever endured for him to never shut up about its supposed weight.

[@roshango125ab]

I love how even when chris tries to go undercover he still uses the same sighs, speach patterns, and termanology. Like when you start calling vagina "china" you're kinda blowing your cover

[@TheRealEvilRoy]

I think his idea was he was making fun of Chris (himself) maybe he saw other people on the site using his terminology to be ironic.

[@b1k2q34]

And your spelling sucks

[@Zedsdead83]

@@TheRealEvilRoynope. He just brain dead. Your talking about someone who wore a blue shirt on his head and a see thru white t shirt revealing his man bra.

[@mildcurry2947]

I love it how his Jinkies persona thinks it makes him look like he's two steps ahead in a mental chess game with the trolls when In reality he's 36 steps behind in a game of Go Fish

[@WileyCylas]

Lord that cracked up! Esp at the GO FISH PART lol 😂 admittedly it’s more my speed too

[@mayjailerxx]

I nearly died myself at Jinkies warning the trolls that the ghost of young Christian and Patti guard the household?!😭😭😭💀💀💀it’s more than autism at this point. He’s 2 sandwiches short of a picnic

[@dismalvoid]

Bob's vendetta with the game place is so misguided lmao

[@dreamlandnightmare]

It's no wonder Chris turned out so clueless, un-self-aware, and self-entitled.

[@dismalvoid]

@@dreamlandnightmare oh yeah Chris is truly the result of a perfect storm

[@cameronkoontz6393]

I don't believe Bob even had an inkling on how big the internet truly is.

[@dismalvoid]

@@cameronkoontz6393 he did say he was gonna cut it down

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

problem i think is tho chris is clueless and yet no clueless at the same time. sp pefectly saying the same shit they talk about all the time yet not realizing these are things he can change and avoid. he likely lied to bob so much he straight believes him when he says theres some conspiracy or some shit at the game place. bob was so foolish to not actually go there himself and ask.

[@HistoryofAztlan]

I’ve been waiting all year.

[@scottvertical398]

try all decade

[@ireaperslegend7426]

You frickin got me and I hate you for it. Take my like and GET OUT.

[@tylerwaynes2107]

Thankfully it's been a pretty short year.

[@jj88-y8h]

"Hello. I'm well known on the internet, sadly."

[@MrDisturbed]

#HumbleBrag

[@Howlingd0g]

I read this at the literal second Chris said it in the video. It's like poetry, it rhymes...

[@yanstein8464]

this phrase is the whole chris chan thing in a nutshell

[@MackRangerPower]

“They hide behind their mothers skirts” he says this so much it’s both ominous and incredibly disturbing

[@derth4]

i love that even chris's alteregos backstories are bizarre and elaborate

[@kirikayumura6015]

If he could direct his energy better and had a good co-author / editor / advisor , he could probably produce some crazy dark fiction stories. And I mean 'crazy' in a good way.. stuff that he could build a very lucrative career with.

[@ultra6671]

Comic Book Fans: Clark Kent's glasses have to be the most unbelievable disguise anyone can use. Chris: Hold my Long Island iced tea.

[@luxnoctis4730]

Sperm infused Fanta would be also fitting

[@muttonchops2232]

@Axtwyt Starkiller elaborate

[@TheSameYellowToy]

@Axtwyt Starkiller That makes sense. Paper-thin disguises can actually work really well. Ted Bundy hid from the authorities for a long time despite his face being plastered on wanted posters everywhere because he drew a mole on the same spot on his face every day. And during police/FBI/etc. training exercises where they have to follow a "suspect", it's not uncommon for them to not notice that the "suspect" walked right past them because they quickly changed their clothes and put on a wig. It's because when you're looking for a certain person, your brain often searches for an exact match and ignores people who kind of look like them but are slightly off. And sometimes no disguise is needed at all to not be recognized. If you follow Tony Hawk's twitter, he has a lot of hilarious stories of people kind of recognizing him, but not believing that he actually is Tony Hawk and thinking he's a regular guy...even though he's carrying 4 skateboards onto an airplane or is showing them his ID that says "Tony Hawk" on it. And Charlie Chaplin literally lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@TheSameYellowToy that charlie chaplin contest was pretty lit, ngl.

[@Naruxos07]

It's more than just glasses. Clark also walks with a hunch back. The changes in posture, speech, and mannerisms all help in the Clark Kent disguise.

[@GT-wj3gl]

You know, living through these events and watching them back really puts into perspective how long the Epic of Chris-Chan is. *We're still in 2010* We have a whole decade left to cover.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Look on the bright side. This is the last long year of Christory. After 2011, the years will be quick.

[@MrPoogly]

Yeah, ten more years of Chris being a piece of shit

[@rawrsdower7729]

All I have to do is love long enough to see the Dimensional Merge videos. Plural. There's no way we can cover that in one hour.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@rawrsdower7729 Better make it a 3 hour special just to get it all over with all at once.

[@llamaboy1991]

Holy balls...

[@imnotevenreal6543]

That phone call between Alec and Bob was frustrating. I hate parents who think their child can do no wrong. It’s always someone else’s fault not their precious baby.

[@nate_saunders]

The blue t-shirt over the face is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Surely the peak of the “classic Chris Chan era”. The shirt is ridiculous but he also forgot to take off his sports bra and put on a deep voice to convince the trolls he’s a 15 year old kid. Sublime stuff.

[@TheKing-uu7jn]

When I first saw that image. I thought he was pretending to be a hostage or something

[@kryzia-just]

almost 30 parts in and we're still only in 2010. We have literally 10 more years go.

[@Noah1932]

IKR

[@Angryegg387]

kryzia imagine how this felt from Chris chan’s perspective

[@MikeJr9284]

I can see Geno covering the Dimensional Merge Saga in Part 60.

[@Noah1932]

Everything in between 2011-2013 will be really fast

[@aldantler]

2011 is gonna be heavy. That's the year Bob passes away.

[@tardistime6857]

I clicked faster then Chris would on a boyfriend free girl

[@Dinosaur_enthusiast1]

Michael Richardson I couldn’t say it any better

[@CorporalTailsDude]

@@lazybroadcasts4917 still a girlfriend free boy.

[@DDChorror]

Than*

[@suprcrzy]

The real question is, did KZbin and Geno block you, the way a boyfriend free girl would block Chris online?!?

[@jonasseorum5471]

@@lazybroadcasts4917 I thought he claimed to be a "lesbian"

[@mediumChungus69]

"sir, you've been yelling at me this whole time and frankly, I don't feel like giving you my name" "Well tell me your name and I won't yell at you!" Bob must've been the greatest negotiator of all time

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

"You uploaded it there, you un-load it!"

[@SketchinUp]

Chris’s parents are such entitled boomers. “Give me your name so I can get you fired because I don’t like that you’re telling me my son was trespassing!”

[@ngwoo]

I don't get why people defend his parents so much. They were the problem from the beginning. Refusing to allow his school to place him in a special program and homeschooling him instead (ensuring he'd never get the help he needed) and then constantly re-enforcing his bad behaviours as he grew up. Everything Chris is now is their fault.

[@WobblesandBean]

Yup. The Lumberjack really shows his true colors here.

[@Guthixian_]

Megan lied and was probably gay ~ Bob Chandler

[@Ruldolphmaker]

I agree with them on this one though? Chris has a history with trolls, and prank phone calls. His bank account and varuous others have been hacked into. Later on he would be scammed into paying huge amounts of money for trolls which is very illegal. Lets be clear, if Chris was REALLY tresspassing and somebody sent him a call, then there would be nothing to worry about "getting fired" If you knew this would you take anything at face value, or would you start asking for confirmation? As a person who has been scammed before I'm just as much an "entitled boomer' as they are.

[@frogerzard6606]

I just kinda feel bad they clearly weren't fit to be parents they're just old and delusional

[@damnbro_idc]

How to attract a boyfriend free girl: 1. Find a stone 2. Throw

[@ultra6671]

Elementary school logic at its finest.

[@adonissherlock]

it works for muslims

[@darkclaws1234567891]

No you have to get all Infinity stones and throw them at her

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@darkclaws1234567891 That didn't work for Thanos. Death just left him for Deadpool.

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp but thanos didn't threw them

[@jokerzwild00]

Chris: "Don't trust anyone on the internet unless you know them in real life." Also Chris: Proceeds to trust Jackie and do whatever she says despite her being an almost exact clone of the many other gal-pals who have tricked him in the past. He knows what to do, he just can't do it.

[@giph002]

Chris is blinded by his desire for a boyfriend-free girl.

[@jarvisjackson4833]

he trusts women unconditionally. All trolls are male in his mind.

[@nightw4tchman]

I always enjoyed the fact he literally gave away his personal details in that video before telling everyone else not to do it... TWICE.

[@puddinpop1312]

@@jarvisjackson4833 yup cause even when vivian was messing with him he still wanted her to be labeled as a gal pal

[@yourik.1260]

ikr huge kacey vibes from that "girl" xD

[@shiruotakuno28]

If this series was about someone significant like George Washington, we'd only have enough material for 10 episodes at most. That both fascinates and worries me

[@theab3957]

No internet.

[@Dan-qg2ef]

Why is chris so descriptive talking about his gay experience

[@lmno567]

Chris needed to sell the story and thought this was the way to go. Oversold it and yet it was a dead giveaway.

[@HSnake5]

To let you know he's not gay, were you not paying attention?

[@FlyingHeatball]

@@HSnake5 he isn't gay dude didn't you here?

[@nobodyofknowhere973]

@@FlyingHeatball i think he was being sarcastic

[@ginogatash4030]

honestly after the Barb incident I don't know if he was just making this shit up to match the crazy backstories the trolls would tell him, or if it's an actual life experience he had.

[@superorangecat6937]

We're getting close to when Chris took matters into his own hands and became his own boyfriend free girl.

[@guidofedeli851]

MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

[@6645241]

When we get there sadly there are less and less laughs to be had, chris story works better when there's a status quo to revert to, trolling, retaliation, chris fails, hilarity ensues, saga ends with chris defeated, rinse and repeat. All that changed when bob died and barbara became even more sedentary, in denial and unhinged leaving Chris at the wheel of their lives.

[@chrischanmagachu9958]

Is he still accepting boyfriend free girls? or is done with fake relationships? How do you think a black atheist sweetheart would go over with him? I think he’d accept and say shit that is incredibly biggoted unintentionally

[@6645241]

@@chrischanmagachu9958 atheists are on the menu according to chris' previous statements, but black girls? I dunno man i don't think chris changed that much.

[@chrischanmagachu9958]

@johna vita but it’s china ? is he not thirsty?

[@IonicApple]

Chris: *doxes himself Also Chris 2 minutes later: NEVER give out your personal information on the internet

[@ShallotHare]

Shhhh listen man this is the only man on earth who's allowed to do acts such as elder abuse, arson, and constant plagiarism because everyone pays attention to him and the world revolves around him and him only

[@turbovirgin_]

It just now occurs to me how much of Chris's descent into madness could have been avoided if someone just went "Chris, honey, sometimes when women tell you they have a boyfriend, they're lying to you because you're scaring them and they want you to leave them alone"

[@DanDennisRobloxman]

Nah Chris wouldn't comprehend why they would wanna avoid him

[@jp73987]

That would make things worse. It is evident that Chris can't learn important lessons, so if you told him that, he would harrase those women until one of them swiftly beats him up. Actually that's not a bad idea.

[@rolandfeussner1892]

I believe it would have taken a lot more sitting-downs and explanations of how things work than this singular lesson. Like, A WHOLE LOT more😅

[@karenbrown6348]

Many people tried to help Chris and they just got burned.

[@dakotastein9499]

@@DanDennisRobloxman likely so but it does not help to get online and catfish and bait him by giving mixed signals or get in a fake relationship...he already had zero understanding of the matter,and the trolls just fucked him up more in that reguard.

[@ChiefScarneck]

That call with his parents gave me Vietnam flashbacks to when I worked at a call center....

[@FGSFDS]

SAME.

[@rockk9753]

Just transfer them to retentions lol

[@jellybaby3584]

God fuck, same. Especially when Barb started demanding for his name.

[@jackyzimmerman]

I can’t tell you how many panic attacks I had working retail. People like Barbara genuinely think their day will be improved by you losing your job.

[@dvd3984]

Dude same

[@emberpersephone]

“His breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me.” BRO IM FUCKING QUAKING XD

[@YukiTheJester]

THE DETAILS WHERE SO FUNNY

[@copperlapislazuli4156]

That “fake” gay relationship sounds pretty real as it is incredibly descriptive.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

A lot of gay awakenings happen at Bible Camp

[@jp73987]

@@VidelxSpopovich I can vouch for that

[@overlookers]

"Fuck, they aren't gonna believe Patti's grave is concealed by concrete. I better add the fact that it's haunted by her ghost and also the ghost of my child self- somehow.."

[@joshuaball5916]

I can't BELIEVE Chris Chan would do something like that!

[@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti]

Junior Jenkins's life story has scarred me.

[@Arrakiz666]

It didn't scare me personally, like it's a story I could actually believe to be true, the part that is outstanding is that anybody would share this story on the internet.

[@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti]

@@Arrakiz666 8 year olds rape each other often?

[@RyukoMemes]

"I am well known on the internet unfortunately" is pretty much the perfect quote to sum up Chris' life

[@razegod]

Best line in this ep

[@blueviper64]

if Alec wasn’t a troll and was a genuine employee, I’d feel bad for him because he’s just trying to do his job and Bob is antagonizing him for no reason.

[@chrischanmagachu9958]

i wanna see a black atheist sweetheart and see what crazy shit he’ll say in the chat logs 😂

[@JustJoey727]

It Saids alot about how chris thinks when his parent are equally as crazy then when barb gets on the phone straight up saids that hes harassing them just for telling them that chris came to the game place

[@beats0me]

BullyHunter 76 I was just thinking the same thing, no wonder the guy is such a nutter when he has those two raising him

[@fatherpasty5580]

No way. Alec was being a snobby prick the whole time. I mean, yeah, Bob was being a bit obnoxious with constantly talking about harassment and conspiracies. And Barb definitely didn't help at all (but when has she ever?). But I'm sick of seeing Alec being praised. He was a narcissistic shit who crossed the line plenty of times for the sake of his idea of 'putting Christian in his place'. Like, the whole call is just him tattling on Chris and freaking out his parents even more.

[@Nolant.]

Father Pasty well at least he’s not chris

[@akajulester]

Listening to the Matthew Nobles call as someone who works in customer service is so painful. I’ve had to deal with people like Bob and Barb (thankfully not accusing me of being part of a trolling conspiracy lol), having to interact with people who think a low-level employee is to blame for every minor inconvenience and be patient is extremely frustrating. Bob constantly interrupting “Matthew” and ranting about stuff an actual employee would have no idea about is so aggravating.

[@dakotastein9499]

now imagine you get brought in and sat down in front of an old man youve never met and your boss and getting your ass chewed out because some asshole called that old mans house and harassed him claiming to be somone in your workplace.

[@genosamuel2.1]

Hey everyone! Thanks for watching and supporting the series. I’m letting you know that I’ll be going on a little break, and Part XXX will be up on February 22/23. After that, I hope to resume with a once-every-two-week schedule like before. Hope to see you then. Smell ya Later! Junior Dino Samuel

[@PhenomenalJec]

Bro you deserve all the breaks on earth.

[@shidfard4563]

Eagerly await the next ep. Thank you Geno youre doing gods work

[@6645241]

Do what you need to do Geno, we all know being exposed to chris for extended periods of time is not healthy.

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

GenoSamuel2.1 hey Geno just sending some good vibes your way, love what u do, thanks for the hard work. You rock dude. Can’t wait for that once every 2 weeks but if you get behind no pressure man do what you gotta do ;) 👍

[@sulk1992]

Cool... Get your self care....

[@liquidladdy]

Chris is getting more obsessive over trolls. It's really taking a visble toll on his mental health; its to the point of him making his alter ego primarily to make fun of himself (and to unwillingly expose his inner conflicts with the whole hating men thing).

[@FrankNFurter1000]

Please Complete All Fields ‘Blossom’ is quite a strong word for the emergence of Chris’s feminine side.

[@VVabsa]

@Please Complete All Fields He just switch the obsession and back. Nothing more. Chris is everything that couldve gone wrong in a persons life, from parents to his own ego.

[@liquidladdy]

@@VVabsa Yeah it's a huge sign that he thinks highly of himself in a twisted way. The only person allowed to make fun of me is me pretending to be a dirty troll.

[@josealvim1556]

Geno, you're a hero ─ you know? ─ reading all of this.