Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

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[@TheGameCapsule]

@@NollconTroell no

[@AllezlesParisiens]

Living in the chandler house must’ve been like living with the family in resident evil 7

[@Aetherian1]

I was wondering what that familiar vibe was, shit dude

[@pestilenssi8979]

YOOOOOO-

[@TooMuchSascha]

"Welcome to the family, troll"

[@eldavid8774]

"Welcome to cwcville son"

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Thats too accurate 😂

[@DeltaPi314]

Chris creates a troll persona trolling himself, then retires said troll persona because of fears of being arrested for trolling himself. Only Chris. Only Chris.

[@mrmeowsermoney]

@@brupd6475 thank you

[@steele_heart77]

I mean, he did get arrested. Maybe it was really about trolling himself and not... y'know...

[@kummakummakummakummakummac8606]

He falls foe the same jokes over and over and over and over and over and over again. And there's what 25 more parts.

[@ronnyreagan9320]

@@steele_heart77 maybe that was his ultimate troll act upon himself or so he thought

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@steele_heart77 he was arrested for three times. His a criminal now and sex offender. His never gonna be free

[@omgsaintrave]

"Dress up as her favourite DBZ character, Mr Popo" Ohhh nooo

[@WarioPuz0]

Justin Trudeau would be proud of him

[@MC-bo6ql]

I gasped when his picture came up and my sides were in agony when he started singing.

[@clunt_fecus]

I mean I know Chris is not right in the head but why would he think black face would be a good idea.

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@clunt_fecus That entire segment, even more than Chris' usual antics, just hurts to watch. It's not as bad as the phone calls, but it's really bad.

[@jimjellyjinjamjimbo]

Ace Highball I don’t think it’s necessarily black-face, but it definitely looks like it to people who haven’t seen DBZ lol

[@ijneb1248]

Imagine being the jackie troll and jokingly asking chris to cosplay as mr popo and then you see the thumbnail of the video he sent you

[@camerontrinh6132]

I would shit myself laughing

[@mcride9773]

LMFAO

[@Cheeto_Fingerz]

I would absolutely shit a kidney. I really don’t see how anything is ever going to top that…

[@motherfreya2840]

I'd choke.

[@masterfarr8265]

I’d die laughing

[@isaiah2261]

>create an account to troll his trolls >trolls himself Only Chris could pull this off

[@flamethrowercandle2354]

Trollception.

[@theedgypenguin4083]

MISSION FAILED! WE'LL GET 'EM NE- *no he won't.*

[@lincdc12]

So this is the power of ultra instinct

[@dav786]

he played himself

[@lepsonical4763]

He was rollin' and trollin' himself the entire time

[@franjaff6919]

"The puddle of semen on the ground depicted a man who finished early, and so left." Definitely the hardest I've laughed at a KZbin video since the new year.

[@spookybutt5409]

It's the way he says all this shit in a calm voice that kills me

[@crimsondynamo615]

It’s always embarrassing to be the first one who blows their load in a bukkake shoot

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

@@crimsondynamo615 Naw... just the one with the most shot to do that day

[@Andysavage24]

If they were playing soggy biscuit, he'd be a winner.

[@franjaff6919]

@Stephen Qualio Even morseo now.

[@TASprocudtions454]

This is the only time I want to see “Chris Chan” and “XXX” in the same title.

[@StoneColdFox17]

😂😂😂

[@MindfulSmile0]

He is on porn hub if you want to see that instead

[@ShayminPunk64]

@@MindfulSmile0 no

[@mitheticsmyth7694]

MindfulSmile I’m not gonna ask about how you know that because I would have nightmares for a week. I will say, that you need to “stop it. Get some help.”

[@thebadaids]

Chris Chan is the only time I wanna see XXX next to anything. Funny thing about Chris, I GUARANTEE you little gaybois with your anime pictures and body pillows are more cringe irl than even Chris 😂😂😂.

[@DrJD123]

"Chris thought he would out-smart the trolls by filming himself smashing his own PS3" I scrunched up my face in pain hearing that sentence.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

That is something that only Chris would do

[@MizantropMan]

I know it's absurd, bit it's also that special pattern of absurdity that makes it so predictable at times.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Truly not a single functioning braincell in that greasy noggin of his.

[@vavra222]

@@MizantropMan literal kid-levels of logic, a dumb kid at that

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Hearing that line just made my brain shoutout in frustration.

[@thijsbergman2424]

Had she actually become his sweetheart, she could have been henceforth known as Mrs. Jackie Chan

[@AlexCruz-fm6fe]

Omg lol

[@DesertSessions93]

She missed the opportunity of a lifetime.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

What a wasted opportunity...

[@MrTheBaron]

She had one job

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

JACKAAY! JACKAAY!

[@MeiClover]

“I remove all hexes and curses....” *Bob literally dying in the next room*

[@mysryuza]

I guess lifting curses kills him. X'D

[@rasta7655]

Genuinely one of the scariest moments in cwc history. Its up there with Bluespike truamatising Chris.

[@Marqrk]

To remove the curse, it was redirected to bob F

[@amlithe]

It's when Bob came

[@treguard1982]

666 likes (06/09/2020) eek

[@Elder_Fortress]

Chris: I like X box Bob: *desperately tries to fight off the grim reaper*

[@semi4060]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sebastianvelcro]

I guess at one point he just went: "You know what? Fuck it, take me O Reaper! Take me into that sweet dark night away from all of this!"

[@cobalt-6D]

It's so baffling. How did that not have an impact on Chris? He doesn't skip a single beat, he just keeps going with his rambling about Xbox. Why does he not re-record it either? Why would he put audio on KZbin of his father's death moans?

[@jsjrhehhehehdhrhrhrhuruuru914]

@@cobalt-6D his father was a disciplinary. He hates being held accountable and being a man. He hates being a man so much he transitioned to being a female just so he can not be accountable for his life up to that point. I have fantasies of beating Chris with a bat and hearing his shitty little screams. I have people like Chris so much. I’m not talking about autistic people or transgender people. I love all types of people except people that can’t own their own actions and have accountability.

[@User-gh9kf]

@@cobalt-6D I believe it’s actually part of the game that’s playing in the background. If you scroll in the comment section a little ways, someone clarified this point. I think it’s one of those things where if your character sits for a certain amount of time, they moan/yawn/etc.

[@carnelianfox5010]

"The pickle-breasted woman" is a stunningly unique phrase.

[@megoriasfjuun8889]

In his own words, he was "troll-tortured" xD

[@big_sea]

yes

[@paintlady]

@@megoriasfjuun8889 the entire legion of elite trolls

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Trying to imagine what that phrase would mean, but I'm coming up blank. Not often a simple description causes me to short-circuit.

[@Bakfor]

Chris rambling on and on about consoles and gays while his father sounds like he's dying in the background is like something out of a nightmare.

[@manmann6720]

Well I mean he is dying so

[@mysryuza]

THE POWER OF GAY COMPELLS YOUUUUUU

[@krampuskardashian5890]

Imagine being Bob in that scenario

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I know right that's what I was thinking

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

That was genuinely scary

[@3Guys1Video]

Title says Chris Chan XXX, thumbnail shows him in blackface I’m scared to know where this is going

[@CarBitGTSaxen]

It's the porn episode haven't you heard

[@emrahalien2972]

@@theATSthetic well it was innocent racism in some way.

[@JoelCarli]

I'm getting flashbacks from that episode of Peep Show where Jeremy refuses to have sex with his girlfriend while in blackface.

[@ZeranZeran]

BBC BIG BOY CHRIS

[@ZeranZeran]

@@theATSthetic Lmao

[@ruby5884]

"You wanted to destroy my PlayStation 3? Well..." "In a misguided error.. I just did myself." This is probably the best summary of Chris's life.

[@KHfan0494]

Replace “PlayStation 3” with the word “life” and that sums their life up

[@Thanoswillreturn]

Mr.White yeah because he doesn’t learn from his lessons and keeps doing the same shit that has fucked him time after time.

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@bred9901]

would be a good meme format

[@Rumbletheimp2]

Gets tricked into removing the WiFi antenna from his ps3, “Why can’t I download anything anymore!?” Wipes ps3 and can’t redownload anything and bricks his console

[@jacobkuenning8426]

Only Chris could sing the “You’ve been trolled” song word for word and miss the entire meaning of the song. The song literally says “the only winning move is not to play.”

[@ITBURNSHELPME]

Yet he keeps on trying mindlessly replying.

[@iLikeTheWordRetro]

​@@ITBURNSHELPMEhe's been trolled, he's been trolled! Have a nice dayyyyy :)

[@RungaChunga]

“If you’re weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away” is the most alpha chad epic gamer sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

[@dariohenriquez7773]

chris real name is chad kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3uooaeif7KHbJI

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

@Olathian Whiskey what about myself?

[@by2083]

is it just me or does he sound like mark gonzales

[@dariohenriquez7773]

@S3 M5 i love eating ass

[@buttermeat6529]

does that make McJuggernuggets a snuff series?

[@BlackThreath1234]

Chris admitting that xbox is a decent console is the biggest character development he will ever get

[@DillyRed]

What about the rape

[@McAwesomePants69]

Also admitting he didn't hate gay people anymore to be fair

[@McAwesomePants69]

@my head hurts from this world's stupidity No cap, Xbox def had the exclusives war won back then, as a Playstation guy who loves Uncharted and Infamous and stuff

[@McAwesomePants69]

@patrick crusius Ugh, never bring up that cursed story again, but yeah, I forget how many great exclusives PS has at times

[@embracethenoid9085]

God it's practically true. All the other disturbing garbage just becomes expected.

[@TheDragonProject]

I found this really hard to watch... But I am a gamer with a weak stomach.

[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

How it feels to be weak stomach gamer?

[@adistantonion2202]

@@peepeepoopoomyguy7457 Probably pretty weak, I wouldn’t be able to stomach it.

[@dukenukem69]

Drink a jazz fanta and suck it up cupcake

[@rustyshackleford234]

Weakling. I can drink vinegar, hot sauce, and pickle juice and my stomach doesn’t even flinch.

[@ChickenJoeSchmoe]

​@@rustyshackleford234 peak gamer stomach

[@grigorirasputin8102]

Chris: "Tee hee, I'm too shy to talk to people." Also Chris: **causes public disturbances, hits people with his car, vandalizes merchandise and store property**

[@OakHust-ee7cb]

Also Chris: "I'm kind, true, and honest"

[@NimiZ23]

Can't forget inappropriately touching woman while also casually commenting on their weight.

[@knifewife4390]

@@OakHust-ee7cb You forgot “loyal” 🙄 lmfao

[@karenbrown6348]

@@knifewife4390 True and Honest

[@maxxmason723]

Why did I automatically add a UwU after reading teehee

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Chris in black face a strong opening move Samuel.

[@dead_vibes]

It's quite the power play.

[@ericp9479]

Every episode I think the train wreck can’t get more mesmerizing. Every episode I am wrong. This is amazing.

[@TheSg9090]

I wouldn't really call it blackface since he is portraying a character. Like if you were to cosplay as a black character and wanted to go all in. However it was a vary poor attempt at portraying the character. Edit: He should have painted himself, all of his body, in black and added more to his costume.

[@swizzlegrower]

what can't they get chris chan to do...rofl!!

[@Shhimhiding]

@diy logic it was literally meant to get Chris in black face. It was a fantastically trolly move to get Chris to get black face without knowing it.

[@lilystorme9211]

“the pickle breasted woman” is a string of words i never expected to hear in my life.

[@spreadwuvokay]

Love how you couldn't even dignify that by calling it a sentence

[@randomutubr222]

I immediately went to the comments when I heard that lol

[@mosshivenetwork117]

+Lily Storme your profile picture is scary.

[@Noremax]

After 30 episodes hearing shit like that doesn’t feel unusual in the slightest.

[@trashketchup1497]

Before I started this series I would’ve agreed but being this far in there’s not much that shocks me 😅

[@Deadman1000]

I'm at the halfway point and Chris doing a Mr. Popo impression while his father's health was fading is almost something out of a movie.

[@camerontrinh6132]

It’s like the worlds darkest comedy

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

Could you imagine hearing Chris Chan ranting and raving while you are dying in another room? Now that is a tragedy.

[@ngsomeguy]

Destroying his PS3, Bob dying in the background, and blackface. This is a roller coaster of a half way point.

[@McDinkledorfM.D]

Holy fuck. I'm only half way

[@ZuutNewt]

Couldn't of said it better myselt

[@logicalwren8061]

@@McDinkledorfM.D it gets better

[@Shizuitu]

People don’t realize the series isn’t even over yet

[@ngsomeguy]

@@Shizuitu it's not story wise, but it's still up in the air if geno is going to continue making these.

[@skyty0]

"If you ever left me, I'd be down for... Well over a month." Potentially my new favorite Chris quote.

[@Cheddarhead7]

"I don't even want to think about it..."

[@eatmyass4574]

"Well over a month" Meanwhile, human beings out here dying of heartbreak and shit

[@Tronathon242]

His trademark over-honesty.

[@bigboysdotcom745]

A month is a reasonable Chad period of time

[@jessbellis9510]

"Come to me! ... Or I'll come to you!." - Is certainly an unsettling and vaguely threatening statement.

[@TheCamSays]

“If you’re weak in the stomach, look away.” It’s just him breaking his console. He’s done worse things to warrant that warning.

[@middleofnowhere1313]

Like.... Julaaayyy!

[@FTWOBR2000]

Or, even worse.......Fanta. That is all.

[@fairday2373]

And his bent duck

[@jagtaggart936]

Truth. When he had that broken lego boat on the floor, for a second, I was genuinely scared he was going to piss on it. Urinating on his own floor to "own the trolls" is totally an expected Chrischan move that I instinctively started to look away.

[@JimberWumby]

The one thing that made me physically ill to look at was the unclit saga. He knifed a hole in his taint thinking it would turn into a vagina because he listened to binaural beats. One video had him literally fingering it and cumming out the gaping wound. You can't make this shit up 🤮

[@Sourcy]

The fact Bob and Barb threatened Chris that he'd get arrested and have the locks changed just because he wanted to go to a convention tells everything you need to know about how shitty of a job they did to help him learn about independence. A lot of people like to ''praise'' Bob because he ''cared'' the most about Chris, but they don't take into account he's just as guilty as Barb was when it comes to him becoming what he is now, both were godawful people, Chris simply never had a chance.

[@kaycosette]

The fact that he enabled the shit out of his behavior when the troll tried to tell them about his behavior at the Game Place is v telling

[@wrathchildrocks]

True, but i think what they feared is,by giving him independence is that he would get suckered into driving to a different town or doing who knows what seeing as he was so easily led. Bob even went with him on that date he went on in the mall. You can see where their logic may have been but they then go about things in a completely stupid and flawed way.

[@stumpcrash3190]

simply based and red pilled

[@australopithecusafarensis214]

Chris chan story is like a car crash. You know its gruesome and sad, yet its incredible to see someone so isolated yet "out there". True, Chris simply never had a chance.

[@crablovesquid]

Some might say he doesn't have a ghost of a chance

[@N8RiverHere]

"For while he may not have been aware the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwillingly starring in his own show" I think Geno perfectly summarized everything Chris Chan related with that outro

[@lilfairykiki122]

DoshiDile it’s like a safer version of the Truman show

[@commodoreluigi1596]

@@lilfairykiki122 safer?

[@lilfairykiki122]

@@commodoreluigi1596 think i meant to say sadder and it just got auto corrected

[@Forestdude9000]

What's worse is they've admitted it multiple times, and despite taking "precautions," he never really does anything different.

[@TheBarkShark]

Anyone else notice how Chris structures his words like how a 60 year old would talk? Maybe because the only humans he ever sees are his geriatric parents.

[@epicswaggernautyungfresh4368]

I noticed this too, you can tell his dad was probably the person he spoke with irl the most

[@ProjectLDV]

Finally someone else notices, he talks like a boomer. It isn't even just the high pitched autist voice, it's the cadence and vernacular. He does not at all speak like someone from his generation.

[@goodjibesonly_]

I did indeed notice this, and whatnot.

[@iplaygames1497]

Not really he talks more like a 6 year old or atleast acts like one

[@elizabethjohnson6386]

He sounds like a young child trying to emulate their grandparents conversations

[@218fps2]

i love how Clyde Cash is always there, even when the original troll wasn't involve, Chris always gets a way to connect Clyde with something bad that happens to him

[@fzxfzxfzx]

or Megan or Snyder

[@tkman2718]

Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I trolled Chris, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You’re your own man. I'm Clyde Cash, and you are too… No… He’s the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this “legend” - it’s ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you’re Clyde Cash.

[@laserdiscisawesome1263]

What if the real Clyde cash was the friends we made along the way

[@rowleyryan9025]

@@tkman2718 not even Kojima could come up with a series this i sane

[@RemoWilliams1227]

​@@laserdiscisawesome1263 😂that tickled me for some reason. Also correct, Laserdisc is awesome!

[@cadelittle7365]

Black-face Chris is truly the most intimidating and bizzare Chris variant

[@alexthibodeau979]

@compilationhub54 My favorite will always be the Chris Chan Sonichu cosplay from the next episode/part of this series. Seeing him transform out of context is one of the funniest things to witness

[@comradeacerbus6397]

Oh dear lord there are variants

[@mauricioastapenco9051]

I think Juggalo Chris is one noone expected

[@ANIMEGIRLVICKY]

While taking into accounts he disliked black people in general (Searching for girlfriend, blacks need not apply) was one of the things he stated

[@allister-malister9179]

@@mauricioastapenco9051juggalo chris chan is the ultimate chris chan.

[@SPACYtunes]

6:25 "I bid you... a fond... faredoo." He approached the sentence so slowly and still gaffed. He is unintentionally a comedic genius sometimes.

[@LateNightWendigo]

I'd pay to see him attempt stand-up in front of a crowd tbh.

[@DoctorMario606]

@@LateNightWendigo That would just be Joker IRL

[@ZeranZeran]

Reminds me of Steve Brule or a Tim and Eric Character, ahaha. I would also pay to watch Chris live, and I would cheer for him and be nice. But he needs to bring the good stuff. FOR YOUR HEALTH

[@thaksjtube]

Especially since he follow it up with violently smashing something with a brick

[@ganglians]

fondu

[@yaboymintz]

Chris mourned the information on his playstation hard drive more than he ever did when any of his “sweethearts” supposedly died. If that doesn’t explain him idk what does.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

In fairness, the data on his PS3 was real.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

yeah..... thats the level of selfish and pathetic he is

[@XombieLejon66]

He doesnt care about anything or anyone. I bet that in Chris' twisted mind (and because of his god-level ego), people just kind of pop in and out of existence when he wants something.

[@babysinclairfan]

On some level, I'm sure Chris knew his sweethearts were fake. When they "died" it was like a character dying

[@BustershotTV]

My Dude There’s a whole wiki and its amazing that still doesn’t explain him.

[@genevieve7955]

"'I was doing what a good child would do for their parent'.... Chris then sent Jackie another drawing of them having sex." Man GenoSamuel you are an absolute legend of comedic timing

[@mosshivenetwork117]

+Genevieve your profile picture is scary.

[@ladynorth3512]

this comment aged strangely

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

The foreshadowing here hurts

[@knifewife4390]

The fact that we can distinctly hear Bob in the video puts everything into perspective. Barb and Bob don’t give a shit about what Chris is doing. Whether it’s screaming or moaning, they hear it, and they ignore it. The neglect is astonishingly clear.

[@huntercoleherr]

Idk, man, I almost kinda get it. They LIVED with him. He was like this day in, day out, just nonstop, blabbering insanity. They had full knowledge that he could never be independent, would never move out, he would just... be there. Every goddamn day, just waving some fucking handmade figurine around and verbally dictating an insane history for it. Every goddamn day for the rest of their lives. Bob died years before his heart failed. Barb is dead even now. I know I sure as hell couldn't handle it. That fucking Christmas morning video...

[@RaineV1]

@@huntercoleherr Yeah they live with him, but they're also the ones that raised him, and did nothing about the warning signs before reaching that point.

[@mayjailerxx]

@@huntercoleherrthis is grim... but the best assessment of this is whole tragic story. There was never any hope with Christian. Bob and Barb were just waiting to die in that hoarder hell, it’s just sad to think neither of them even attempted to give him tools to live independently after their passings

[@bobbysandiego]

​@@huntercoleherrI think at this point, they only really had the energy to care about mitigating major catastrophic scenarios, like chris maxing out a secret credit card.

[@adamadeptus3686]

You would start to ignore it too if you tried for years to intervene and help him and he refused to help himself or change in any way.

[@Pherioxus]

I just cannot imagine Chris actually having a driver's license and a car that he actually drives. It feels like he's too immature to be able to do that.

[@salted_icee9030]

To be fair I've seen videos of actual kids driving, I'm more impressed he can remember where he's going, since his memory seems awful, at least not quick enough to remember when to turn, etc.

[@weiwu1442]

he probably drives 20 under the speed limit and does sudden abrupt stops at his turns

[@BlueSkyCountry]

@@weiwu1442 😂😂😂

[@BlackThreath1234]

Nah is okay, he played mario kart wii

[@lardkraken8231]

@@BlackThreath1234 LOL

[@Alex-jz5yw]

The phrase “Liquid Chris” will never fail to make me lose it

[@lapisrabbitcomics]

That entire saga is one of my favorite times in the internet

[@thecloudyskies]

Alex Beamer I wanna know what he's doing now, I hope he's well

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@thecloudyskies hes apparently doing well, the part where hes showing off fight moves was infront of a college where he most likely attended and graduated from, knowing that mans genius, hes probably loaded by now and looks back at all this with a fond memory.

[@thecloudyskies]

RobloxGaming 4K I hope so since he really wasn't a "bad guy" compared to the rest.

[@lutfensusshow5397]

Same

[@lulucalliope713]

"What you are about to see is uncensored and unedited." "This is very graphic, so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away." I've missed facepalming at Chris so much.

[@darkhound_inc]

You're watching Jackass.

[@dariohenriquez7773]

this is chris in reality kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3uooaeif7KHbJI

[@NASkeywest]

Imagine the Chandler family sitting down for dinner in their nasty kitchen with Chris sitting their in his black face talking about his sweet heart.

[@InvaderGIR98]

I doubt they ever actually ate together

[@Zedsdead83]

He brings officer nasty to dinner and all that good stuff.

[@kilemyers5365]

Bob was racist he wouldn't care

[@bruhmoment-dy4ux]

The best feeling? When a new Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History comes out. Worst feeling? When it e n d s...

[@StoneColdFox17]

Yes! This notification just made my day when it popped up!

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

When I hear the xylophone music I die a little inside

[@CaptixTheSecond]

bruh moment his episodes are put together very well

[@surpriseraisin5892]

Absolutely, these are worth the wait for

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

YES !!! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TRUE THIS IS !

[@amateurwave3593]

The fact napoleon is still considered the most documented figure in history is a travesty. Your work is fucking amazing.

[@BlueSkyCountry]

Napoleon is second place now. Chris Chan has taken 1st place. You CANNOT make a 33 hour documentary on Napoleon's life. With Chris, one is already in the making. With Skippy the Virgin, that may be possible too.

[@amateurwave3593]

@@BlueSkyCountry my point exactly lol

[@BlackThreath1234]

Yeah like a Truman show thing but in real life

[@zululclap5613]

Whoever says that is beyond braindead, and more wrong than Chris. We literally know what this man does day to day.

[@BlueSkyCountry]

@EL AUTENTICO Actually, if Napoleon lived in the present day and got mad, he would just hack onto all of ED and make all of their pages documentaries of French cultural landmarks and French heroes. But of course, he should be smart enough to not attempt an invasion of 4Chan or Kiwifarms, because he would not last one winter before that crew destroys him...

[@nicolaslg1421]

After 30 episodes I still can't get over the deadpan, clinical delivery of the narrator. The contrast to the absolute batshit insanity of what's being narrated is hysterical.

[@Octoe3]

Ikr hearing him shout it quietly whenever chris is typing in caps is fucking hilarious

[@iplaygames1497]

Kinda makes the documentary more tolerable

[@starscream4812]

Balanced as it should be

[@felsiccanis]

*laughs in almost 70 videos*

[@rowleyryan9025]

@@iplaygames1497 would definitely take away from the experience if he was anything but factual and professional about this story

[@dr.sabertooth3025]

I feel like Chris saying he can build a lego titanic, and revealing it's a tiny thing built out of miss matched lego bricks and it only has a vague shape to any sort of boat is both hilarious and sad

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

After seeing the Titanic model on display at the lego store makes seeing Chris' version more hilarious :'y "Titanic-like" indeed

[@tkman2718]

Everything Chris ever attempted to do summed up in one moment

[@Srya901]

I bet liquid could build a decent Lego one

[@NateTheProtestant]

@@Srya901 Yeah because Liquid would put money into it just for the lulz.

[@McAwesomePants69]

Yeah, and the thing is, if he had a longer deadline than a day it would have looked exactly the same too

[@8BitAssassinTV]

Does anyone else get bummed out when they hear the theme tune slowly start at the end of the video knowing we have to wait for the next episode of this masterwork? I would pay to get all of these on Blu-Ray, this is a phenomenal series.

[@robertcopp2411]

The quality is astounding. On par or above the best documentaries out there today.

[@MrJrcaputo]

Most people binge watch Netflix I binge watch chrischan.

[@8BitAssassinTV]

James Caputo It’s just so captivating, I genuinely feel like this entire series could be used in a college Psych course with students picking apart what is going on with Christian.

[@shrinewitch]

@@robertcopp2411 the best documentaries today? Robert are you 15?

[@robertcopp2411]

Jake can you name me some better ones that came out in the last year?

[@freduardo7499]

"What you are about to see is uncensored and unedited" [lowers camera] OH PLEASE GOD NO

[@gwendolynstata3775]

CHRIS-CHAN XXX

[@lilahdog568]

AAAAAAAAAH NO NO NO NO PLEASE

[@blueviper64]

*Sees Chris in blackface in thumbnail* Me: *Sigh* I’m not even surprised at this point.

[@CJJC]

Yeah, but it’s another manipulation, innit?

[@michaelgollihue6314]

I saw the thumbnail and was like “of course. This is obviously the logical conclusion this was suppose to be.”

[@devini15yt]

Not only does he read out spelling errors, but he writes out speaking errors in the subtitles. Truly a hero.

[@6645241]

Bob's death looming in the horizon signifies the beginning of the end. The status quo cannot be restored. Sad times ahead.

[@Tunaboy45]

Consequences will never be the same.

[@bumbo11111]

@@Tunaboy45 I HAVE BACK TRACED IT

[@GriffinNoel1]

True the end of "Classic" Chris is in site. The tom girl shit starts before to long and Bob's death and many of the classic trolls moving on.

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@bumbo11111 YA DUN GOOFED!

[@Sasha-ff5ce]

As the great lumberjack Robert “Bob” Chandler once felled great internet trees that, like monoliths, came crashing to the forest floor below, so too shall his death be like that of a great monolith, falling upon our feeble illusions of stability, peace, and order within the Chandler household. Now we shall see the new order of Christopher Christian Ricardo Christine Chandler upon the Chandler household.

[@Jrez]

I almost envy Chris's complete lack of self-awareness and strange over/under representation of himself in how he views himself. He doesn't think he's overweight, he thinks he's strong, he thinks he's fairly handsome, he thinks he has a good voice, he thinks his art is art is very good, he thinks trolls are just jealous of what he has, it's just amazing to me how someone can view reality so differently.

[@JR-zi9vj]

That just makes it all so worse he believes all these delusions yet no woman likes him he has no friends etc etc

[@caseytatum5837]

He also thinks hes friendly and mild mannered and kind

[@daxterd7312]

Just you wait, his reality is going to be completely warped more than it already is.

[@GuyShōtō]

@@daxterd7312 Man, he's now month and half into life in Jail, how do you think he's fairing? You think he's snapped or has retreated deeper into his delusions?

[@daxterd7312]

@@GuyShōtō oooo good question. I'd think deeper into insanity.

[@lucas11723]

We're past the halfway point guys. For those who have made it this far, just keep going. We're stronger together

[@z1ppo8D]

stay strong soldier 🙏🙏

[@retrorampager5373]

I can actually feel myself getting weaker.

[@IngaNoniFayJeth]

After 3 days of binging this and getting to this point, I feel as if I will never be the same again. I really didn't have any idea what I was getting into with this. I will continue to take strength from the comments, but I am forever scarred.

[@lucy-mm6ly]

thx☺️

[@Kimberly-sj4xn]

We got this man 🤝

[@deaddreamerss0ciety895]

The fact Barb and Bob paid towards a new PS3 after he destroyed his really shows how he must have been raised. I mean come on, its absolutely absurd.

[@Pearson-hp5iu]

They took him on "weekly trips to the toy store" which he eventually learned he could choose to start speaking and they'd give hum toy rewards

[@catto6895]

Chris: "I'm cool with the gays now" *Audible sound of a man moaning*

[@Rapscallion227]

Lol that’s his dad literally dying in the next room

[@anonymousotaku6002]

Does anyone have a timestamp?

[@marlonramon9786]

27:24

[@ghostx1594]

That's frickin scary

[@ZeranZeran]

Don't have kids, folks.. God damn. This is horrifying. Mark my words there's gonna be documentaries on netflix and TLC about Chris Chan & his family.

[@MarianoRyu]

- After having been through the 30 videos, I can't help but reach the conclusion that everyone is to blame for Chris Chan. His parents, the school system, the trolls, and himself.

[@5starstunna428]

Exactly. People paint it as Chris is a horrible person bc of the shit he did, which is just plain untrue. He was raised by horrible parents, enabled by said parents, tricked into damning situations by trolls, tormented into mental ruin by the trolls. He really is just a poor, unlucky bastard. But deserving of death? No.

[@5starstunna428]

@@Delta225 well it all depends on a person's mental strength. I do slightly embarrassing/awkward things and when the memory crosses my mind It feels horrible. Idk about chris, either he has a lot of pride, or he just doesnt understand the gravity of his situation and how many people are laughing at him. Either way, he's a sad strange little man and he has my pity.

[@Sasha-ff5ce]

Literally every aspect of his life combined to make it a god awful shit tornado disaster

[@myheartandactionsareutterl9058]

@@Delta225 if he isn’t self aware there is no pain for him, only for his parents

[@shuheihisagi6689]

@@myheartandactionsareutterl9058 That is not true, animals feel pain even if it is not processed like us. And I am sure he feels pain, he just doesn't deal with any of it correctly

[@EchoBoomer1987]

30:40 I’m laughing to tears right now. You’ve got Chris dancing in Black Face while Bob is probably spending his last moments on earth listening to this,

[@pisssommelier768]

@Lonely Pluto for real dood. Why do people pretend Bob is the one good part, when that is DEFINITELY where chris got his racism and homophobia ?

[@Laiser]

@@pisssommelier768 Cause Bob’s old and grew up in a different time, and Chris was born in the 80s

[@pisssommelier768]

@@Laiser That is such a weird excuse

[@Laiser]

@@pisssommelier768 I'm just saying it makes more sense for Bob to be racist and homophobic because he grew up in such a time where it was normal, but not Chris, he has no excuses other than him being deranged

[@pisssommelier768]

@@Laiser Bro, he lived well into the 2010s, if he's still a bigot it's on him, not his special needs kid who isn't even able to tell two people apart

[@Xploshi]

Lars’ obsession with model boats was an elaborate parody of Chris and his massive collection of games and toys, which he somehow completely failed to notice The hypocrisy of him calling out Lars for having so many boats is insane

[@Sean-D78]

I'd call it hypochrisy

[@utes5532]

Lack of self-awareness is one of Chris's strongest flaws

[@sapphicjade6375]

holy shit it's you

[@vavra222]

I mean, Chis is insane, so you cant expect his logic to be anything but that. You cant hope or want to understand his minds inner workings, i think.

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

@@vavra222 When it comes to Chris, understanding his inner workings is quite simple: -Ego -Sex -Sonichu There.

[@dreadfulmook9573]

Bob’s death looms like the setting sun on the Era of Classic Chris.

[@KnightofFunnyJunk]

>Chris is so into his own infighting with the trolls that he's either indifferent or doesn't even notice the sound of Bob in agonizing pain in the other room This is not autism this is sociopathy. Chris is a low functioning sociopath

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

@@KnightofFunnyJunk I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Chan wanted Bob to die. Especially because Chris Chan started into his "Tomgirl" phase after Bob's death.

[@paulhyena5848]

Pwned.

[@king_big_pp]

I hope we see the return of Classic Chris, like Classic Coke. I'm not a fan of this female reboot.

[@voivodadracula1936]

A somber but fitting end

[@lilunamorgan8761]

"You want to destroy my (insert anything Chris related)? Well in a misguided error, I just did it myself." - the story of Chris Chan

[@mistersadaimusic]

Quite literally the most in your face foreshadowing thus far.

[@StrangeMD667]

Insert word: virginity

[@notyetrain]

Chris in a full Mr Popo costume, crossing his arms and staring at the camera has a weirdly threatening aura and it makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist.

[@Masterchief0521]

Arousal?

[@BloodyBatter]

Dread?

[@kentaro0096]

Fear

[@IngaNoniFayJeth]

That feeling that you could take 100 showers in industrial grade soap and still never be clean again.

[@danihill3495]

It also does say "Chris Chan XXX" 😂

[@mathews2774]

Theres so many blink and you’ll miss details in these documentaries that are comedy gold. Like the fact that chris retired his troll persona because he didn’t want to get arrested💀

[@MrMumbles710]

KZbin sees "Chris Chan XXX" Instant demonetization

[@Cosmo_raptor]

j u l a a a y

[@dariohenriquez7773]

instant mania kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3uooaeif7KHbJI

[@keijijohnson9754]

Mr. Mumbles - For once, that would’ve been understanding because really. NO ONE wants to have such a image get implanted into their minds upon seeing that title.😖

[@michaelbugner7011]

Chris Chan XXX is the only porno more disgusting than two girls one cup.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“Christ, not the JULAY video again!”

[@tuckertucker6602]

The biggest tragedy is that he truly believes that he is handsome and attractive to women while walking around in a demon vest and sports bra

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

It took me longer than it should have to realise that you meant denim vest :'y

[@Phoebe5448]

@@BlackOrderAlchemist I was about to say. I thought the same thing. Is Chris a metal head now? 😂

[@wrathchildrocks]

and shit in his pants

[@caseytatum5837]

Not only that,but acting like a cartoon character and throwing a red string at women and acting creepy as fuck

[@karenbrown6348]

I know and he was told by plenty of troll women his ways were not right but he refuses to take advice. He never ever learns.

[@mdhsyracuse]

"I'll even wear protection." Gee, what a lucky gal.

[@BombayBerke]

Yeah, she is lucky. She won’t get knocked up with his damaged kid. Which if it was a son, Chris wouldn’t give a fuck about them. If it was a daughter...with the way Chris talks about having a daughter...he’d probably sexually abuse her.

[@honeyandfire1081]

@@BombayBerke That's really sad and chilling thought there.

[@BombayBerke]

@@honeyandfire1081 in my mind it makes sense, sadly. He has this insane obsession with women, usually only in a sexual way, like that’s mostly what they’re good for. So him having a daughter, I don’t see how that view would change. It would probably be the “you need to learn about sex, so let me teach you by showing you” kinda things. It’s terrible, yeah, but it’s just how I read the situation while considering how he views women.

[@BombayBerke]

@@mynameisntemma167 well he pretty clearly views women solely as sexually subservient to him. It wouldn’t be surprising to see that not stop with his daughter. He has boundary issues with every female he meets in person, so again, it wouldn’t be surprising if that was the same with his daughter. I never said he would, I said it wouldn’t surprise me. They’re quite different in their intent. Just saying.

[@mynameisntemma167]

@@BombayBerke nah you didnt say he would, you said he'd PROBABLY sexually abuse her. so i guess you're right, you kind of said both, albeit "he'd probably abuse her" is less accusatory and out of bounds than "he would". still, i wouldnt say something like that about someone i dont know, so i find it odd

[@Piemanthe3rd]

It's extra sad now hearing parts where Chris comes so close to breaking the cycle and smartening up. Starting to go out more, logging off for a bit, recognizing past failings. Little glimmers of hope in a pit that has no bottom.

[@b33-d3g]

we were so close to avoiding the worst

[@main7168]

only to have it all crash and burn, as chris just keeps digging their own grave to hell

[@CherrySpectacles]

"I don't ever want you to leave me. I would be... down for well over a month" I absolutely lost it when he said that. Such a charmer

[@knifewife4390]

Such a way with words 🫡

[@markjrcolin1210]

I wish I had Chris’s ability to shrug off what he believes to be heartbreak. My first boyfriend left me years ago and my heart still aches out of missing him.

[@dukenukem69]

@@markjrcolin1210 well chris would be willing

[@raptorlewis]

@@markjrcolin1210 Were you young perhaps? I still miss my first boyfriend too. I think it's a teen love thing.

[@calthesquidking5839]

I face palmed when I heard the reward amount was 9001 dollars. I forgot how massive the "Over 9000!!" meme was. Jesus, how did he fall for that. Who offers Such a strange amount. Even if it wasn't 9001. I'd be skeptical of any uneven amount like that.

[@Masterchief0521]

Imagine the mayhem if chris chan had 9001$ tho

[@declannewton2556]

I also love how Chris is totally oblivious to the nature of money transactions(of course he is). Even when wiring money, $9001 is definitely over the amount where banks would hold it to verify it's not laundered money. But with his preferred method of mail, the US Postal Office only allows $1000 to be sent at a time. There were so many opportunities that if Chris thought about it, he'd realize this was a troll op; but Chris doesn't think.

[@loomingdeath1758]

especially on a website named Trolling Trains....

[@cw4019]

To be honest the trolls should have pooled together and actually given him the money. Not for any altruistic reason but because watching him blow it would have been outrageous

[@McAwesomePants69]

@@cw4019 I like the way your messed up head thinks

[@lugia90100]

This is like a bootleg Truman Show

[@KimCheongBRO]

The Chris Chan saga is infinitely more interesting than the Truman Show

[@fecal_position6412]

Truman show is a bootleg chris chan: a comprehensive history

[@thecloudyskies]

Jacob Nacilla what's the infinity saga

[@thecloudyskies]

Jacob Nacilla Ah thanks tails I thought it was referring to an anime or something

[@juanlmontejo]

What if all of this led Chris escape the Matrix, making him realize the merge and the OCs are real and he is just warning us via twitter

[@angusmarch1066]

Between using 9/11 to goad Clyde Cash and using the sinking of the Titanic to threaten Lars, Chris sure has a knack for using great American tragedies to get his point across.

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

And people seriously want to defend this degenerate.

[@ginogatash4030]

to be fair to him the titanic thing was specifically requested by Jackie.

[@sholsy2785]

Titanic would be a British tragedy no?

[@justsomeguy452]

The Titanic was about 400 miles short of being an American tragedy

[@yummycoke3237]

the titanic wasnt an american tragedy

[@Elmox222]

So he ran his ps3 over with a car, hit it with a brick and it still turned on? I hope future consoles will be as durable.

[@meterothecrow6270]

*Drifts*

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

Well, it only went into a "standby" mode. Not that I know what that means with the PS3, I never used one or know much about its internals. Admittedly, it's still impressive that it got *that* far.

[@Klonoahedgehog]

@@meterothecrow6270 >Vietnam flashbacks intensify

[@samsundertail6564]

@SuperPikachu Jexs Ok boomer

[@juannaym8488]

The PS4 and Xbox One are pretty durable, sadly, Nintendo really slipped up with their last few consoles. The original 3DS broke when you looked mean at it, got scratches everywhere and was just so shitly build. And the Switch is as fragile as a modern day smartphone is, not to forget that drifting...

[@commbs9838]

Its kind of funny how one of the most hilarious eras of Chris (JenkinsJinkies) is followed by the start of one of the most depressing (The exodus/Bobs Death/Tomgirl/the fire).

[@goimei]

Dont forget the car incident

[@valibrave]

I understand the sentiment but I’d say the early clash clyde saga was the funniest bit

[@commbs9838]

Hence the "One of". Don't get me wrong The Early CC stuff was great, along with the liquid saga, but Just something about the ridiculous about the jenkins persona tickles me so. The swan song of classic chris if you will.

[@XombieLejon66]

And this saga followed, to me, the most fascinating saga of Alec Benson Leary/Asperchu. While not very funny, it perfectly highlighted every single one of Chris' horrible traits (god-level ego, narcissism, laziness, hypocrisy, etc.). And it was through that arc where I lost any shred of pity I had for him.

[@commbs9838]

Totally agree with that. Even though he was still trolling him, it still felt like alec was trying to make chris better himself in one way or another. And yet chris still kept on fucking up. Every god damn time.

[@LIUKANG02]

"Chris thought he could outsmart the trolls by destroying his PS3" This describes Chris so damn well it's scary

[@dr.bricktop4966]

“Trolls were the screenwriters of his life. Inserting love interests and villains as they wished.” Christ.

[@shmackydoodRon]

He smashes a PS3 like he’s never had a passionate feeling in his life ever.

[@shdowhunt60]

I mean, if I legit thought I was getting $9001 I would be too.

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

That was the least possible damage someone could cause by hitting a PS3 with a brick for 40 seconds.

[@KenneyCmusic]

I think that almost every time he talks. It's like he doesn't know how to express his feelings, or he doesn't experience feelings the same because of his autism, so he over does it, or it comes across as faked. when he's "apologizing", he plays sad music in the background to signify his sadness, and he tries so hard to cry but can't. I can't tell if it's just his manipulative behavior or if he genuinely can't express himself.

[@Crypteddd]

I love how every time he talks about he plans or what he wants to do with a girl it always starts out with a cheesy attempt at romance and making out, and then ALWAYS ends with sex

[@thehabit635]

@Dr. Gonzo true

[@kaijuslayer3334]

@Dr. Gonzo To be fair, a lot tend to think about aftermath of it and things after. Chris kinda just ends it with sex, there’s nothing after.

[@kindledflame5179]

@@kaijuslayer3334 oh but there is my friend, more sex.

[@ginogatash4030]

​@@kaijuslayer3334 as a guy I think seeing Chris Chan's dating exploits should make the entire male population question their own attitudes towards women, I swear he's like everything bad a man can be to a woman except violent and controlling multiplied by a thousand XD

[@KobayashiBrynhild]

True...although to be fair, my girlfriend wants to sleep with me lol

[@kateyepawtch]

Geno yelling everytime something is on caps is the best comedy I've experienced

[@janeygotaknife]

his voice is so good lmao

[@adamlucas2203]

The best example of this is last video "WANT WOMAN!"

[@misterdaleboomshears8619]

the deadpan delivery on so much of his narration is absolute amazing

[@jupeymupey4963]

I love his voice lol

[@tuffasgong]

I only have watched a couple of the videos and I assumed it was a computer voice reading a script.

[@riripanini]

pros of sharing a name with one of chris’ characters: hearing geno say your name cons: literally everything else

[@ChristianRogers3]

Were it so simple...

[@Toocant]

@@ChristianRogers3 I am so sorry

[@punusername3445]

@@ChristianRogers3 I'm really sorry man...

[@Goosaphone]

"I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than oil of olay brand bars of soap and Axe body wash" ...What does that MEAN Chris

[@-th1rty3-]

Don't turn back or you'll turn into a pillar of salt.

[@diegovazquez9742]

oh hey you're that fire emblem youtuber, lol

[@thecloudyskies]

Goosaphone You've never tried it before?

[@nigerianprince9192]

He beats off with s o a p

[@adamlucas2203]

Hahaha. Some dude on the SonichuPosting FB page kept telling us he knew you Goosaphone. I can't even remember how it came up, but we kept messing with the poor guy and saying he was stalking you and what not. I'm worried we made a new Chris Chan lol

[@dylansullivan380]

“Chris went to the fashion square and waited for the pickle-breasted woman for over an hour, but she never showed up.” This is a masterpiece.

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

Geno’s voice makes everything beautiful

[@KarnRulez]

1. So glad Geno is back. I missed this series 2. Chris is such an idiot. He had a first edition PS3, the one backwards compatible with PS2 games. Super rare and he destroyed it, only to get a modern one.

[@RogerClements69]

I mean he is mentally handicapped, what are you going to do?

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

It hurts my gamer soul.

[@jerrysmith8814]

@Felipe M. true dat, yo. true dat...

[@AndreGriffiths1]

You really took the time to write that?

[@togashi8287]

KarnRulez this makes me unbelievably angry. Haven’t been able to find one of those since my first PS3...

[@54nnu]

I love how ironic it is that Chris Chan sings about not replying to trolls yet he's done it for multiple multiple years straight.

[@notsure4746]

A couple weeks ago I was like: "There's no way I'm watching a 30 part documentary about Chris Chan (who I know almost nothing about)" now here I am waiting for episode 31. This is one of the most fascinating tragedies I've ever seen. Well done.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

"what keep us fascinated?" yeah the Intro say it all

[@lugail46]

that's what i also said to myself a couple weeks ago "surelly i wont be interested to watch 30+ episodes 40min eitch of some random guy" and yet here i am being excited to watch the next episode of it

[@ollielong6523]

I can't believe I've done this.

[@Smigsmacker]

Fuck Citizen kane, avatar, Forrest gump, titanic, all that shit is absolutely dwarfed by this masterpiece. The one issue I have with it is that I cannot find a protagonist anywhere.

[@super35media]

Don't worry, it got a lot worse 😂

[@lulucalliope713]

I love how different Chris' approaches to the "sweethearts" are. Julie: dramatic, bold performances and declarations Ivy: baby talk and creepy videos Kacey: pretending to be someone else, pretending to cry when things didn't go his way Jackie: screaming "YOU MAKE ME WANNA JUMP"

[@emceemunchapussy1891]

Yeah this is why he shouldn't be in a relationship

[@SolEmeralds18]

Catherine: emails saying "I AM entitled to a relationship"

[@jackflash8567]

He's convinced ONE of these tacks will be the magic one that gets him laid. He just hasn't found the right one yet.

[@yurigagarin3014]

DoopieDoOver emails: "darling"

[@chadthunderstruck6339]

How about the actual women Chris met in person? Megan: constant harassment/begging for forgiveness/playing the victim. Wallflower: begging/demanding sex

[@lolaxdlv]

all of this is terrible and embarrassing, but nothing makes me cringe as much as the trade in values that Gamestop assigns.

[@Hoshcof]

The true villains here

[@OxelOttleRottle]

@@Hoshcof *Despicable.*

[@diceman3219]

"Everyone in chris chan story is a villain" even the gamestop

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Ikr. He said "consoles" ,plural, for $100

[@mooselove]

@@newyardleysinclair9960 those older consoles were never as worthless as game stop assigns, it’s wild

[@laurengraves9520]

We’re at part 30 and we’re only 3 years into his story which includes a 3 month break

[@JinGaming]

Its only been three years huh?

[@Jonasansu]

We are now quickly approaching the end of the classic Chris era. I’m almost sad to see him go.

[@JyujinPlus]

And he stayed around for 13 more parts. He was more interesting before going by Christine, but any version of Chris is pretty toxic... I don’t know I’m sad to see any version go

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

When do you consider the change completed? What episode or year ?

[@cassiekittyy]

@GoodFuude ✔ before he started going by christine, i assume, and the somewhat early years of youtube and the trolling

[@muchmercy3449]

Emperor Basil the Bulgar Slayer wait HOUSE? wth happened

[@muchmercy3449]

Emperor Basil the Bulgar Slayer ah. I didnt know when bob passed so it had me worried. I kept hoping that maybe bob would feel better before his passing but it looks like he ended up just leaving life disappointed in the person he raised.

[@lampini]

“I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore” *does a video in black face*

[@LargeCrocodile]

Chris promising to make a model-sized boat of the Titanic out of legos and then making a pathetic little dingy is one of the funniest moments of this series for me

[@crimsondynamo615]

It truly is the perfect symbolic image of Chris Chan attempting to do anything

[@BlueSkyCountry]

@@crimsondynamo615 Just like governments and politicians' promises to their constituents. All hot wind and yapping. No actual results. Chris Chan is the personification of what government is. Any existing and functioning institution touched by them turns into shit.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

@@BlueSkyCountry yeah okay dude you’re real smart. We get it.

[@Rokaize]

@@BlueSkyCountry Il never cease to be amazed at people like you. You’re such a pathetic loser that you have to insert your political beliefs into every conversation, no matter how irrelevant they are. And the craziest part is you actually think people care. This is a video about Chris Chan. No one cares about your politics or your lame try hard 3% group.

[@sbrevoltuion5]

It looked like it was the duplo kids blocks. I was dying

[@humbertogallino4367]

The most terrifying thing about Chris is his ability to step on legos on purpose without flinching

[@cameronpeterson6734]

He has a crazy pain tolerance for someone who wouldn't be able to free themselves out of a wet paper bag. The fact that he shaved his face without using water or shaving cream before and way later on he cuts a slit between his balls and butthole. Truly an enigma

[@tomg5187]

Chris can drive?! My gosh that’s a scary thought, he’s so easily distracted!

[@invictus_1245]

Don't forget he drove interstate to like Ohio to save Julie, that's a good couple hours of Chris on the road alone...

[@peddlersclan]

He crashed the car once on a call with Blue, and when asked why he said " I was distracted doing math in my head, my brain was it's very own calculator"

[@LateNightWendigo]

Last episode, didn't he nearly hit (whether on purpose or not) the game place dude? Guess he'll always have the excuse of "those dang trolls'' when he eventually kills some pedestrians.

[@kissarococo2459]

@@peddlersclan autistic people can have a very limited concentration capacity so multitasking with math problems is instantly a problem. The are good at super-concentration of one thing at a time.

[@MrCmon113]

@@LateNightWendigo Excuse? You don't think being bullied your entire life affects you?

[@MaytayMaya]

Chris: "I no longer hate the XBOX" Bob in the background: *VERY LOUD DYING NOISES*

[@reloadpsi]

Chris, who has been shown to wear shoes indoors on several occasions, stomped a Lego ship in only socks. That's actually incredible. I'm impressed.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

I guarantee you it was because he didn’t want to risk breaking a few of his precious Legos.

[@reloadpsi]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll That's quite believable actually.

[@MaxW-er1hm]

The fact that he actually thought he was going to get money for smashing his own PS3, it's got to be the absolute most outstanding evidence of him being...whatever he is...

[@bulb9970]

Retarded, that’s the word

[@davidblaze2091]

Indeed

[@frankbernard8513]

>Part *XXX* This series has come a long way and still maintains a high level of quality. Seems like just yesterday when the original series was banned at Part XII.

[@marumaru2105]

I love how Chris would sell a dozen games and Gamestop gave him $50.

[@theedgypenguin4083]

I mean its true...

[@DeltaPi314]

Gamestop pays out pennies for used games then resell them for top dollar. That is their business model.

[@ZeranZeran]

Even when I was like 13 I said fuck gamestop and stold my stuff on craigslist. Always made way more. Thanks dad for taking me and not letting me get raped ♥.

[@erikshure360]

:'(

[@bigboybastard7162]

Its happened to me many a time, thats why i always just did store credit cause then i could get some extra compared to getting cash

[@heyitsjoshmusic]

Your effortlessly abrupt delivery of words in ALL CAPS between regular case will never get old.

[@duxmorotai]

It’s so GOOD that I heard it in my head when I read YOUR COMMENT

[@msmitty12392]

I SO SO SO SO SO SO agree. The TRUE AND HONEST all-caps delivery is hilarious, and CAN NOT be topped

[@dreugh424]

@@msmitty12392 Is that "I" capitalized to signify YELLING, or simply because that's WHAT YOU DO with the FIRST LETTER of a SENTENCE? Please PLEASE reply, I'm LITERALLY DYING to KNOW

[@msmitty12392]

@@dreugh424 As the TRUE and original creator of my comment 5 days ago, I AND I ALONE can attest to the letter "I" being capitalized was TO SIGNIFY YELLING. BEFORE typing, I pressed the CAPS LOCK button, claiming ownership of ALL yelling therein. ANYONE who tells you differently is a FRAUD. DAMNED DIRTY TROLLS will never learn. When will it ever be enough? * sigh * Mm-please don't die, Lochlan. You can, you can do it. Lots of people, lots of, lots to live for. Peace and love. Stay safe.

[@harryfbrice]

If you take a nap on part 27... Their is a slim chance you will wake up to Chris in black face on part 30. I was startled when I heard a weird voice then I saw his makeup and immediately was like "wtf?!"

[@ashleybrooke2087]

Then you'll regret having woken up, even if you were having a nightmare

[@ThatOnePotatoVR]

Haha same thing happened to me but with the sonichu outfit part

[@harakirikiss6128]

"I'd be torn- I'd be down for... Well over a month..." Ultimate heartbreak

[@The_Big_Jay]

"You completely- You completely- You completely so- You complete me so much!"

[@DeltaPi314]

That is actually the only thing I envy Chris for. You got to admire how he bounces back from "relationships".

[@The_Big_Jay]

@@DeltaPi314 Yeah, but that also probably means that any relationship he would get into wouldn't be serious or deep. It's a double edged sword.

[@TheSPARTANusm]

What bothers me is Chris saying: “you make me jump, YOU MAKE ME JUMP!” -Chris not jumping- “I can’t stand it, I really can’t stand it.” -Chris just stands there effortlessly-

[@DeltaPi314]

@@The_Big_Jay any relationship that ends is meaningless. Everything that has a beginning has an end.

[@shrinewitch]

AINT NO SAIYANS IN A FIDDLE. DON'T SAIYANS WITH A FIDDLE LIKE THIS.

[@ZeranZeran]

Oh my god 30:37

[@dylantomney2909]

Seeing Chris put on an actual fucking Minstrel Show as Mr.Popo has sent me into a void mentally.

[@honeynutreviews332]

We at the half way point bro if you still sane what are you doing

[@angusmarch1066]

We're in the Endgame now.

[@jeremycarnes1656]

A void of joy. A joid.

[@Jemmyleedoesart]

I’ve just reached this halfway point, and already seen the future… it is dark.

[@redashea3004]

You ain't seen nothing yet. And we thought racism and blackface was bad.

[@skivvy3565]

Chris: *yells and screams and sings in public, and says he’s uncomfortable in crowds because he isn’t the center of everyone’s attention so yells and screams louder.* Also Chris: *wonders why people avoid him and don’t make eye contact and ignore him in public*

[@anxietyfox4322]

This right here is an overlooked aspect of this whole mess. Chris even called it "yelling drunken word salad in public" and wonders why they're "still being ignored" I can't even imagine what it would be like to run into a drunken Chris on the street yelling random quotes they heard in childrens tv shows, much less how Chris imagined that would get them a girlfriend. "AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!"