Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 25

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@jorgeluz9560]

Chris pretending to be Barb asking to clean the cat's mess or randomly pressing buttons on the phone so the other person thinks they got disconnected shows how Chris thinks in cartoon logic.

[@nfaisnfgay]

Fool proof chris chan logic

[@charmyzard]

@@nfaisnfgay TRUE AND HONEST, absolute and unrefutable logic.

[@jackmazeika5594]

Ferris beuller he ain’t.

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Which makes sense, considering he was _raised_ by television.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Well, Chris hasn’t used logic from reality so no surprise there.

[@Nerfyboy800]

To think absolutely none of this would've happened if his teacher in the beginning hadn't forced him to create his own original character instead of just using Sonic

[@StarlightStephanie]

I personally believe he still would have created some form of oc for some fandom. Maybe mlp or something else. Or hell maybe Bionic would have been the flagship character. And most likely he still would have made videos or blogs about himself.

[@DrewFKADruid]

@@StarlightStephanie Bionic as the flagship character would've made things a bit more interesting considering he was primarily basketball-based. If Chris developed Bionic without Sonichu it probably would've expanded into a huge sports-related comic, albeit still cringy

[@StarlightStephanie]

@Alcoon Slambag I just edited it. I spells good sometimes lol

[@StarlightStephanie]

@@DrewFKADruid Yeah I think it would be interesting to think of how different his story would be. And makes you think if he'd be as big of a lolcow as he is now. Or if this cpu goddess stuff would be a thing.

[@fuzzydude64]

He wasn't forced to make an OC for that project. All he was supposed to do was make a CD album cover for a class assignment. Chris was intent on using Sonic and Pikachu, thus created Sonichu when he was told he couldn't use copyrighted material. The teacher's only mistake was not correcting Chris' misunderstanding of copyright law but you can't really blame them since they either didn't know enough to recognize the issue nor was it really their job to do so. Can't blame the teacher, it was all Chris on this one.

[@bluetiger2468]

Alec was probably one of the most stressful trolls for Chris. Because he was the one troll that forced Chris to think.

[@jenj181]

I think it's the same dude as Kacey's father. Or maybe I missed something...

[@mayjailerxx]

@@jenj181honestly it’s too hard to keep track of, but Kaceys dad was sooo much meaner. Alec is fairly kind

[@JSmusiqalthinka]

If only someone like Alec showed up 10 years or so earlier, maybe Chris-chan would've ended up just be some guy named Chris living a happier and more well-adjusted life. Also, the fact that Alec's fictional counterpart was so violently executed in the comic shows how much hatred Chris had for someone calling out his bullshit. Most of the trolls didn't even die in the comic IIRC, but the ONE guy who makes him reflect and try to take accountability...gets executed by the cast...

[@itzYonko]

​@@JSmusiqalthinkaChris was way beyond saving mentally at 17. His mental issues and trauma needed to be solved and corrected during his childhood.

[@jenj181]

@IfIPickedtheWinners no it's not bc this dude has his own channel on KZbin and he looks nothing like liquid chris...

[@justalittleguywithsomeproz1162]

"Chris attempts to convince Alec that they got disconnected by pressing random buttons on his phone" i lost it

[@stanleyrusso137]

Chris, are you just pressing a bunch of buttons?? *Chris hangs up*

[@brittneyharmon6647]

😂

[@owenperkins1999]

What Elementary schoolers do. Lmao.

[@Kimberly-sj4xn]

I got secondhand embarrassment 😭

[@BlackThreath1234]

I did something like that as a kid bc i used to get super nervous when i was talking over the phone lol

[@TheDiego908]

"I'm gonna say the n-word" "Mr Chandler, get down!" "NAIIIIIIIIIIIIVE"

[@maxfischer8433]

Underrated comment

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

AT Productions well boys we did it, virginity is no more

[@fluffy-hellhound]

And then Chris said, kzbin.info/www/bejne/gInCl4KabNV5mZY

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

TheDiego908 ......you’ve just crossed the line...

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Fluffy HellHound MR TITO GET DOWN

[@Wonderfish]

It never occurred to me how insanely slow Chris' comic actually was... Dude had nothing going on in his life outside of the internet yet he's not even 11 issues in at this point and he's been working on it for 10 years...

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Yeah I always wondered that ish too- if you get further along, they give a detailed list of the consoles and video games alone that he owns, which is pretty sickening and a gigantic time sink.

[@Orangutann1]

Don’t forget that in his lifetime he wants to make 50 to 100 issues of Sonichu

[@dustinspeicher3390]

You can't rush an artist's processes. Do you think Rembrandt, Dali, and Michelangelo completed their masterpieces in just a week's time? Hell no! Especially considering Chris, the artistic prodigy of our time, far surpasses those 3 examples when comparing their masterpieces to that of the electric hedgehog pokemon that's definitely NOT gay, I'm sure most people will agree with me when I say that his flawless artistic rendition of Sonichu, & how he comes to face all the profoundly significant lessons in life while on a quest to uncover what that life's really all about while hand in hand with his sweetie boyfriend free Rosechu. It's no wonder it's taken well over a decade for him to not even finish it as it takes time being responsible for defining a generation & additionally western culture as a whole. Then again some people are really just unaware of how amazing & profound Chris' Adventure's of Sonichu & crew really is, for I can easily extend that title to include far more. It should be called the Adventures of Mankind & our journey upon Earth to discover our true purpose for existence. Chris will one day be in the literature textbooks and that's for sure.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Sounds like modern day comic "pros" XD

[@canamoxproductions]

@@dustinspeicher3390 LMFAO

[@PedroOver9000]

Love how Chris was so annoyed by Alec getting his birthday wrong that he forgot the whole discussion that they were having

[@michaelbugner7011]

He's ego really shined through here. Also where he thought he was so important that his birthday should be a national holiday.

[@Tronathon242]

@@michaelbugner7011 Ah, yes. Christian Love Day.

[@bupster64]

He's also forgotten about Sonichu, Magi-Chan and others birthday

[@rosenrot234]

@michatus gaming And mewtwos

[@bupster64]

@@rosenrot234 especially Mewtwo, since he's such a huge Pokemon fan

[@teacookieYT]

That first conversation with Alec is such a perfect show of how out of touch Chris is with the rest of the world. Many say he’s not playing with a full deck, but it’s beyond that; it’s like everyone else is playing poker and Chris throws down a couple Uno cards.

[@christianbethel]

Exactly!

[@Grimblesmith]

Chris really needed a therapist when he was a kid, but it would've been a sign of defeat to actually accept any form of help.

[@Ulrich_dArth]

The Wall of Original edition of Uno cards, dare I add

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Exactly. Although, I'd compare Chris's being out of touch with the rest of the world to someone playing blackjack without actually being told that they're playing blackjack. And, when that person is told that he (or she) is playing blackjack, that person will flip over the table, call the dealer a Nazi and threaten to have the casino closed down.

[@SirBlackReeds]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens Don't forget his slothful nature and the fact that he's weak.

[@Sam_T1021]

Imagine looking out the window and seeing Chris lying face down in the snow with his pants around his knees

[@TheWoodTink]

I mean, that's the dream right there!

[@AppalachianAnd]

Id rather not imagine that

[@WobblesandBean]

Do I have to?

[@Sam_T1021]

@@WobblesandBean yes please, in your own time

[@nuclearocean]

Imagine looking out the window and just seeing Chris.

[@inadere8576]

Chris: “comics are real.” Also Chris: _brutally executes 4 people_

[@Herodegon]

Don't worry, the ones that were executed were based off of real people. Chris only murdered the fictional recreations of them. Thank GOD they weren't OC's, because *then* things would be bad!

[@w.o.jackson8432]

@@Herodegon Somehow this actually makes sense.

[@frgwyn3760]

Cuz ur weeb

[@Raidoven]

not to mention 9/11-ing a building with 100 casualties. jesus christ

[@theorangeintrovert]

And to think two videos ago he was deeply offended because Asperchu featured Chris being set on fire 😂

[@ganii1804]

fucking insane how some guy just waltzed in chris' room, did some videos, then dipped without anyone having any idea who the fuck he was

[@deadbeats4572]

did...did anyone even ask him?? where tf was bob and barb???? where was chris the man looks like he's never stepped foot outside except for that one time to stick his dick in the snow

[@summertimenecromancer1714]

He could be any one of us. He could be in this very room

[@JoelEmbiidIsMyDaddy]

@@summertimenecromancer1714 it could be you! It could be me!

[@WobblesandBean]

​@@JoelEmbiidIsMyDaddy**BANG!**

[@rafaeleliasdegracia5902]

​@@WobblesandBeanWHAT?!!, It was obvious!.

[@floydhebert3684]

Watching this series instead of studying, it feels like Alec is yelling at me to get off my ass and start working

[@alhana8293]

He made me question myself for watching this documentary instead of being productive

[@lunamoth5486]

Fr listening to Alec convinced me to start working on my projects again 😭😭

[@retrobro5299]

@@alhana8293 Chris in general (Before the Barb incident) made me question where I was heading in life

[@someone-pe3yt]

​@alhana8293 i watch this while im drawing, this documentary is better than any lo-fi out there

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

I genuinely thought he was talking to me then I reminded myself, “I’m in college”.

[@legomovieman2]

Dammit Geno I was just about to message a boyfriend free girl Now I'll be forced to get back onto my Chris Quest

[@Blappyboop]

Paul Blart don’t worry fellow gamer, you may soon find your boyfriend free girl one of these days!

[@Anu_Sol]

@@Blappyboop If not he can always just hire a prostitute. Worked for Chris.

[@limeybonesjones7395]

i believe in you paul blart

[@thekittehawk6993]

Paul Blart saaaaame

[@CanaldoZenny]

Paul Blart, since you are a Mall Cop, would you kick Chris off your mall?

[@dianamunoz3095]

"Chris is then surprised by the sudden appearance of Meg Griffin from Family Guy" felt like a sucker punch to the stomach

[@Sirithil]

And then they kiss and plan to date even though the Chris character already knows he's destined to marry and have children with another woman entirely... who he has already met in the present.

[@jbw042300]

@@Sirithil also in the second issue didn’t he have a wife he was “destined” to marry due to some ancient prophecy?

[@Stryker1501]

If what I recall him saying then. Chris honestly believes Meg is a real person a 16 year old who he makes out with...an almost 30 year old. With fiction I don't care.but he believes it's all reality

[@knifewife4390]

I would’ve rather been sucker punched tbh

[@aqifilmam3196]

Wattpad y/n fanfic be like

[@nathannguyen4620]

"Christian sheds a single tear for the destruction for which he is responsible." I love the way you summarize Chris's comics.

[@zam50]

Yes. It's perfect

[@lmlagg]

He says some of the funniest stuff and keeps the most monotone voice ever

[@cosmyc666]

@@lmlagg and that’s what makes it even funnier honestly

[@ginogatash4030]

I personally like the part where he talks about Chris explaining the magic man his ps3 features, I have no idea how he reads these lines with a straight face.

[@FroopLoop]

It’s “This musical display successfully manages to throw the structural integrity of the building into question” for me

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Alec really pulled the absolute worst parts of Chris to the surface. Like, Jesus Christ, the childishness of this dude...

[@vlodlukyanov7318]

I thought the absolute worst part of Chris is his drawing of sex with his gal-pals, as well as his insistence on what is basically sexual harassment...

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

@@vlodlukyanov7318 Honestly, I can't even say that's the worst part. Which is fucking saying something. The worst part is his unyielding narcissism, since it pretty much caused all the horrible shit he did in his life. Dude refuses, not "doesn't learn", *refuses* to see the flaws in himself. Every apology he has ever made has been fake. He never understands why people around him get upset. If anything, he backstabs and betrays anybody he meets. Megan went from the Love of His Life to the Queen Bitch of the Trolls. With zero evidence beyond what his parents said, Chris tried to ruin Megan's life. Dude is a massive asshole, and it's really hard to say that didn't bring 99% of his problems onto himself.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Keep in mind that the line between CWCVILLE and reality are very blurry at this point in Christory. That makes him executing those people wronging him IRL in his comics far, faaar more disturbing.

[@MikeJr9284]

Besides the Asperchu saga, the Megan saga showed how much of an asswipe Chris was.

[@MrSeekerOfPeace]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens we aren't at the Idea Guys yet. This is the past.

[@SMuha]

Hooray time for my weekly dose of "what made him this way?" "what is my attraction to this?" "what keeps me fascinated?"

[@anonb4632]

What made him this way? Bad parenting, mass media and trolls. What keeps us fascinated? Voyeurism and proxy bullying. Ironic, huh?

[@DrMemesYT]

*This is the story of Chris Chan.* ding dong ding dong dong

[@The98597thMark]

(Ding ding, ding ding, ding ding, ding ding...)

[@porkeythepine1336]

It's the same answer for all three, lack of supervision, lack of genuine social interaction, and an excess of trolls.

[@Ppman]

Weekly? I watch this shit at least twice a day

[@colel1605]

“If theres one clock you cannot change, its the one on your cellphone” is somehow one of the most bizarre things ive ever heard chris say

[@airborneace]

This comment deserves more likes

[@razegod]

Incredible

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

He was wrong, the one clock he couldn't change is his biological clock.

[@Fang_Tooth]

I had to stop for a second. the kind of clocks you can change easily are cellphone clocks did chris deadass just not know how to go into settings and change the time and date

[@ANIMEGIRLVICKY]

One of his rare logical sentences

[@bearajudah2794]

The sonichu comic is so fucking hard to follow there are so many characters and they all look like sonic, plus each story line starts and end on the same page. I can’t believe Geno actually was able to decipher it.

[@thespiceman9367]

I find it funny that even though sonichu was blatantly based on Sonic and Pikachu, he barely ever bothered to make any other characters based on other Pokémon/sonic characters

[@RatBaby0420]

@@thespiceman9367 Ikr?? A knuckles and Hitmonlee fusion would have been kinda neat to see

[@dimitrescu182]

@@thespiceman9367 everyone is just a recolored Sonic or Amy Rose. He also created grotesque baby versions of those creatures.

[@lynnehuff9659]

I was thinking the same. For sure can't follow it, and wonder how Chris could have created it.

[@LostSubsForever]

It's not just the Sonichu/Rosechu based characters that are confusing, but the bizaro-world versions of real people that get confusing for me. Like, who were the people shooting the guy as target practice? That and I can barely remember who the dude was that got cured by the anti-gay vaccine. All these trolls and haters that Chris interacts with just meld into each other. That and the revolving carousel of 'gal pals'. I feel like I need a glossary to follow it all. PS: I would give your comment a like but it's on 669 right now, and that just seems like too good a number to mess up. Anyway, so take care. Peace .V..

[@RealBroccoliHour]

“Before relnak can turn Chris gay...” I don’t understand how you can say this stuff with a straight face

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Maybe it took several takes?

[@KyoushiroBlitz]

@@PelemusMcSoy Id love to see bloopers of geno's narration

[@MrJimmyTide]

Reldnahc

[@Tusskie]

Yeah,only jk rolling can make people gay

[@randybutternubs4423]

Id be in giggle fits the whole time

[@kellodrawsalotkello7058]

The email exchange between Chris Chan and Wallflower is..so iritating, she tries to come up with some ideas for a story they could both work on and Chris's big idea is for the Owl character to turn human once a month so he can have sex with his wife, god dam it's a small thing but it shows where Chris Chan's head and ideas are.

[@sakaiahreign3365]

Ikr

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

So true.

[@somerandomguy4919]

Never knew Chris Chan was into bestiality

[@McAwesomePants69]

The weirdest part is she seemingly does not really give a shit either

[@kellodrawsalotkello7058]

@@McAwesomePants69 I got the feeling she just didn't think too badly of it,she didn't know Chris well enough or his rep

[@owldolly7142]

I am crying at the photoshopped images of himself in the comic. can't cope.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

It’s just missing a “Graphic design is my passion” text right in the middle. Then it’d be perfect

[@Raidoven]

@@fansee1368 i had to pause to laugh

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

"Plus it was December when I drew this page. And I was chillin' with my woman. Bam!"

[@dimitrescu182]

@@fansee1368 it so bad it's hilarious

[@notavailabletilltomorrow]

Alec and Chris talking sounds like an angsty fan fiction “stop running away from me” “I’m not running away”

[@johnjaeger3746]

Yeah, they 'bout to fuck

[@kel8726]

40k, enemies to lovers, unwilling mentorship, entitlement

[@natalyaweiss1020]

@@kel8726 UNWILLING MENTORSHIP 😭😭😭😭

[@luigi7834]

Slow burn

[@MailOrderNerd]

It's the "oh, you're approaching me?" meme but worse

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Going back in this series, the Magical Man feels more like a phantom than a man. He was there, the first outsider to get into the Chandler household, then as quickly as he arrived, he disappeared. Not only did he leave Chris' life, but everyone's memories as well. I'm not saying he's an eldritch God, but I am saying he's probably mentioned in some antiquarian tome of some sort.

[@Dhips.]

Given how radioactive being around Chris is, it's no wonder we never found out who he was, and why he spent so little time around Chris.

[@raah7957]

he was the real winner of christory

[@alexthibodeau979]

@@raah7957 He legitimately was. He got the full CWC experience and more without looking like a jackass and leaving with his dignity.

[@joetaylor197]

Doing what magic man did is unironically on my personal time travel bucket list so maybe that’s what happened?

[@conyerserin]

I like how Chris complains he’s tired and doesn’t want to talk to Alec, but he still answers the phone and talks to him every time. 🙄

[@Beoslasher]

Because he has to know what he’s calling for

[@Vibevibellama]

He's not right

[@icchampion5]

Cause he likes the attention.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I wondered that too. Like, why fake disconnect if you just answer immediately anyway

[@icchampion5]

@@bigbeefscorcho Cause Chris is a horrible at communicating.

[@samsundertail6564]

Chris:"I don't like when people are murdered in gory ways" Also Chris:*Makes comics about killing his trolls in gory ways*

[@gabrielleeeSK]

His whole life is a contradiction

[@BJWFenix]

those last few issues are a bit dark honestly.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Do you think the Saw movies were an influence on his work?

[@killerfoxraspberryplays8903]

Original the Character Do not Steal also made ted bundy into a oc

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

The level of hypocrisy with this guy is just so unreal!

[@goose7632]

Every saga in Chris Chans life is almost like a Christmas carol, but instead of changing after meeting the ghosts, he does nothing.

[@Phoebe5448]

And arguably gets worse.

[@samus5197]

He just sighs and goes “hm”

[@josiescites7933]

because he has the mental capacity of a child. Changing a childs behavior usually takes constant and considerable action through the parents, counselors, etc. You could tell Chris a million times how to be better but it wont change anything unless his parents or people in his real life step in and enforce said change constantly. Giving him advice isnt the same as giving most adults advice.

[@Dingle294]

Adam Stackhouse was Jacob Marley.

[@steele_heart77]

Chris: "Homosexuality is a sin, and so gay people go to Hell." Alec: "Well, black magic is also a sin. Cursing people is a form of black magic, so that means you'll go to Hell for using Curse-ye-hame-ha." Chris: **surprised Pikachu face**

[@chickpea]

Also sex before marriage, but back then he was trying to sleep with every gal pal he talked to

[@rianez3]

*surprised sonichu face

[@lardkraken8231]

@@rianez3 DAMMIT YOU MADE THE JOKE BEFORE I COULD 😂

[@sigmatheta9399]

also wearing glasses, because (according to the bible) God made chris blind, and rebels against god by wearing glasses

[@idrinkrawmilk554]

@@chickpea Finally someone mentions this

[@HarlemDuck]

Chris: “I don’t like stories with death” Also Chris: *Constantly references and watches South Park, which was known for killing one of the main cast every episode.*

[@mr.pizzacole4944]

It also gets pretty fuckin Gory

[@battalioncorpsewalker9082]

Those bastards killed Kenny.

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

He also likes God of War, which is pretty bloody and full of death

[@mr.pizzacole4944]

@@raidenakajacktheripper5988 no no no god of war Is about an angry teen who takes his rage out on everyone around him then meets the right girl reforms himself and tries to be the best father he can

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

@@mr.pizzacole4944 Oh yes I should have known better lmao

[@plexxwaller7986]

can we just appreciate the smooth as fuck transition from Chris to magic man? that was clean

[@nullvid]

I was thinking the same thing. Not bad at all m

[@lynnehuff9659]

I'm kind of interested in Magic Man, and who he is.

[@aaaduccs6667]

Fr

[@aaaduccs6667]

@@lynnehuff9659 same, I wanna know about Kim too, since they all knew each other

[@DanishWistara]

@@aaaduccs6667 kim was apparently emiliy from the irl picklesuit incident. Maybe picklesuit man was this so called "Magic Man"?

[@augustuscaesar6914]

i love how alec trolls chris by acting like a normal rational human being to chris.

[@Noway022]

I think this documentary dragged our standards on what it is to be a normal, rational human being all the way down to hell

[@fawnieee]

@@Noway022 ikr it baffles me that anyone thinks the trolls are trying to do Chris any good.

[@Noway022]

@@fawnieee yup. Maybe there’s some genuinely good intentions in the mix, but mostly i think it’s just a way to justify their acts of cruelty

[@radiationclock]

@@Noway022 yeah, you gotta be some kind of asshole if you think people like Alec and Kacey are trying to “help” Chris

[@NightTimeDay]

@SlimeySchlong64 the way he tries to talk to and push Chris as a fellow artist (Chris's only interest) is why he's the least bad in my eyes. He also spoke to Chris in a logical way that he could understand without infantalizing him. I hated others riling Chris up emotionally the most.

[@wendywhalims1257]

"Homosexuality was cured in 2015" Gay marriage was ironically made legal in 2015

[@wendywhalims1257]

@thunder key USA

[@coledaly7905]

your right, but for some reason i remember gay marriage legalization happened years earlier

[@caiden5855]

Sadly

[@wendywhalims1257]

Ooo look everyone, a guy with a conservative opinion using a funny pic as a profile picture. Tell us more of your opinions😍😍😍

[@caiden5855]

@@wendywhalims1257 Problem?

[@gavinrummel]

Hearing the conversations with Alec is like a genius talking to a wall. It’s interesting at first but it gets tedious when you realize that he’ll never really win.

[@SomethingLame]

Alec's obviously not a genius if he doesn't realize he's wasting his time lecturing someone as mentally disabled as Chris.

[@blazingtrs6348]

it's both hilarious and infuriating. chris is a 28 year old child who can never be convinced, no matter how many times alec picks and pokes holes at chris' logic. at least alec is a nice change of pace from liquid and bluespike

[@nerdporkspass1m1st78]

SHIT! You’re right!

[@t8ercreator650]

JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OUTSIDE OF CHRIS' FAMILY ENTERED THE HOUSE, THEN EVEN CHRIS' BEDROOM!!!!!!!

[@t8ercreator650]

AND THAT FUCKING ENDING WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[@erenyeager3655]

Im trying to converse what the fuck is happening

[@davell1078]

The fact that to this day nobody knows for certain who he was kinda amazes me. But even for "the most documented person in history" there are many things that remain a mystery.

[@empac8631]

It sure sounds like buddy is the guy who went drinking with him. It also seems like either this guy felt bad for Chris and hung out with him and gave him a friend or the dude was a good deep troll. Either rollin and trolling was his way of setting Chris free or was to get him to admit he worked etc all the shit the trolls jumped on. Don’t think it’s a huge coincidence that the magic man asks how to sign into the PSN account and hours later the account is hacked by Surfshack Tito.

[@jackmazeika5594]

Is there any idea what relation Magic Man has with Chris? Like is he an actual friend or just a troll?

[@anotherguttersnipe2]

I feel that Alec was genuinely critiquing Chris on his character flaws instead of flatout tormenting him. And in its own way, hits alot harder than the trolls of the previous arcs in his life.

[@WillToNihilsm]

He was harrassing an autistic man for fun He's a fucking loser.

[@thehylian6984]

@@WillToNihilsm have you seen the rest of this docuseries? autism is not his primary issue. The majority of HFAs don't believe that cartoon characters are actually living beings. The majority of HFAs don't marry their characters. The majority of HFAs live normal lives and contribute to society instead of living in their parent's house and living off of NEETbux

[@WillToNihilsm]

@@thehylian6984 Are the majority of HFAs constantly and ruthlessly fucked with constantly to the point of instanity? No.

[@invaderbadger4476]

@@WillToNihilsm mate Chris was already fucked up before the trolls

[@king_kamz1016]

WillToNihilsm he really wasn’t, this guy was giving valuable arguments and wanted him to improve himself

[@The.dudeinator]

“I’m sorry Alec” *immediately after apologizing sends him to electric chair* I don’t think Chris understands apologies

[@_byzzer3228]

His understanding of apologies is probably from interacting with his parents. If he’d just say the words “I’m sorry.” It’s ok and he can just carry on. I’m not sure if Chris has ever been truly sorry.

[@bobobsen]

@@_byzzer3228 I hate that "Ahm sahry" he does when he is asked why he did something. There is no way his parents taught him that, but they probably let him get away with it too often.

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

That one and in the previous episode he called Mao stupid and whatnot then apologizes to him like 30 seconds later lol

[@ijneb1248]

He had the youtuber apology formula down

[@The.dudeinator]

@@ijneb1248 that’s p good, actually made me chuckle

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Chris being so irritated by his fictional characters dying, while enjoying the Saw movies, shows you that the ideas that eventually turned out to be the concept of the Dimensional Merge was floating around in his head all those years ago. He clearly believed their deaths affected these fictional characters somehow, and it bothered him greatly.

[@trashteamracing8262]

It bothered him enough that he's willing to kill off actual people who he claims wronged him. In this context it's really kind of sick, and shows just how deep his narcissism goes.

[@V-V-Rune]

To Chris, CWCville is his own personal world. It really exists. His creations really exist. That's why the removal of Simonla really fucked him up. His world was invaded by outsiders and his response was to act like a petty, spiteful child because that's what he is.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Heartache Yup. In retrospect, after the whole current Dimensional Merge insanity, it is so obvious to tell that it was already floating around in his skull all these years ago.

[@myname9130]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens One of many reasons we need background checks before people are able to get a gun (It's not like Chris would be smart enough to get one illegally) Also a reason to worry for him after Barb dies, that day is fast approaching and I'm worried about what Chris will do when it does o-o

[@SirBlackReeds]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens He'd probably wind up hurting himself.

[@mynamehappy]

The anon who managed to infiltrate Chris' room, honestly a fucking legend.

[@caseytatum5837]

Madlad,went inside the autistic lion's den on his own volition

[@michellemajako]

@@caseytatum5837 Do you know who he is? Why couldn’t Chris have commented on this one and identified him. I’m truly curious

[@caseytatum5837]

@@michellemajako no idea

[@DR.64A9]

He asked Chris "How to log on to PSN?" That same day, Surfshack Tito hacked his PSN. Seems a little fishy.

[@OddHunter5504]

Fuckin sold snaked his way into solid chris’s base and lived

[@kingroderiguez]

"Chris attempts to convince Alec that they got disconnected; by pressing random numbers on his phone, then hanging up"

[@blueviper64]

Only Chris can think up "Pure Untainted Straight Blood"

[@flyingspaceship1464]

Blue Viper makes me think of bloodborne

[@Fragmentsinfractals488]

@@flyingspaceship1464 Homosexuality cause lyncathropy? Learn something new everyday.

[@flyingspaceship1464]

Corey Coleman fear the oldblood

[@jobdylan5782]

because he's based

[@lordowl3533]

UnTAINTed. Foreshadowing of the unclit?

[@funkyskunk1]

Somewhere in the Omniverse there is a Chris Chan who was actually a nice guy who didn’t let his autism hold him back, didn’t let trolls get to him, and created a successful comic.

[@turbosaxophonic6210]

That's Liquid

[@pre6253]

Uh...you mean Liquid Chris, right?

[@daffawaffa]

Chris-Chan: Into the Soni-Verse

[@thealien_ali3382]

And didn't do his mom

[@joeldean2485]

Liquid Chris

[@nobody2021]

The calls with Alec are my favorite because they feel the most analytical of any calls. It's like an aggressive therapy session for Chris trying to deconstruct what he is as a person to his face

[@crescentfreshbret]

No, they’re just Alec passive-aggressively fucking with Chris in order to get a reaction from him. Why else would he have been recording them?

[@galaxynova2196]

@@crescentfreshbret smh

[@bobobsen]

@@crescentfreshbret for posterity

[@crawlingchaos2811]

@@crescentfreshbret for christory bro, keep up

[@alleycat8492]

@@crescentfreshbret This. Alec is the worst of all the trolls because he's so fucking boring and also he almost acts like he's on a massive high horse when he spent his days calling and bullying an autistic person back then lmao.

[@redundancycheck]

I like Alec because he puts himself on the backseat and lets Chris reveal his true colors when given some power (the website, Simonla, the ads, etc)

[@the-NightStar]

He might be the only troll I tolerate. Becuase he was always calm, he never manipulated Chris, he never stepped over a line, and he constantly spoke a lot of sense. I think Alex's only real goal was to try and teach Chris a lesson about his own awfulness. Too bad none of it ever stuck.

[@partyrock7099]

Alec didn’t even do anything. He just set up a scenario, and Chris did his shenanigans

[@zerothefool2437]

@@partyrock7099 the best kind of trolling, just set up a situation where Chris makes a fool of himself all on his own

[@shrimpybebo2736]

ᵗʰᵉNight★Star I personally think Alec and Liquid Chris are okay. Both seemed ultimately harmless. Alec just played Devil’s Advocate, and Liquid Chris seemed to just be pranking Chris (however other people in the Liquid Saga are a bit unnecessarily harsh).

[@protein5207]

@@shrimpybebo2736 liquid chris was pretty harmful i'd say but it's definitely relatively better than one of the first trolls that were introduced. alec is pretty dope

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Chris: ‘being gay is wrong it says so in the bible’ Alec: ‘it also says it’s wrong to use black magic and cursing people with a curse ye ha me ha is black magic’ Chris: *’I have no comment on that’*

[@r3n3gad33]

The Westboro Baptist Church in a nutshell.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Hari Krishna please tell me you’re just trolling. If you are then fair enough but if you’re being serious I don’t have enough time in the world to describe how retarded your statements were

[@luxnoctis4730]

@Hari Krishna you are allowed to disapprove of homosexuality the same way other people are allowed to approve it.

[@fawnieee]

Nearly every Christian ever, who cherry picks from the Bible to suit their own agenda.

[@frog4307]

@Hari Krishna obvious bait is obvious

[@Katie-mw7pd]

The Magical Man seems like he was actually trying to be a friend to Chris. I feel like most trolls would’ve taken advantage of being let into the Chandler home and spent the whole time mocking the family. The video of the two of them just hanging out in Chris’s room and playing video games is kind of wholesome, reminds me of hanging out with friends after school in high school.

[@jellomaster5629]

I wish Bob actually cut down the internet. According to Megan and Anna he used to be pretty fun and likeable to be around IRL, if a little nutty.

[@connorhayes2374]

He was trying to get his playstation network password if you noticed

[@dingdring6317]

I think he was just a smurf that the troll group sent in to get inside info onto Chris' life. Still, I respect that he humored Chris briefly and the video they made together was actually funny lol

[@BazTheStoryteller]

"Chris, are you pressing buttons?" MARGE SIMPSON: Homer, you already dialed.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Chris, Alec can't see you winking.

[@reloadpsi]

"Nuthin' I could do duuude! C'maaaahn!"

[@ameliastevens2453]

ReloadPsi THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMY

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

ReloadPsi DSP was born in the same year as Chris. The darkest year, the Devil’s year.

[@creamofthecrop6743]

Dialed

[@alucardprinceofgayvampires8526]

I think studying Chris Chan has made me recognize several qualities about myself (hypocricy, insecurity, commitment issues, needness, interpersonal issues) that i don't like and want to address, i mean of course i'm not nearly as bad but this call with alec really motivated me to improve myself

[@suttie9582]

That is the one thing that Chris gives us. Self awareness

[@sakaiahreign3365]

I have issues with interpersonal issues and insecurity as well that I’m trying to work on. I don’t want to be like Chris at all.

[@alucardprinceofgayvampires8526]

@@sakaiahreign3365 well hey buddy i hope you do get together and work some stuff out a better you is better for everyone

[@sakaiahreign3365]

@@alucardprinceofgayvampires8526 Thanks I appreciate you ❤️✨

[@sigmatheta9399]

yeah this is whole series makes one look into themself

[@mannaggiacristo]

Chris photoshopping himself in the comics and adding the Guitar Hero tab for the song is supposedly "playing" in his comicbook is the most artistic thing he has ever done.

[@blindtreeman8052]

Wow. Alec made chris rage quit. On Every other troll, chris thought he had an uno reverse card to throw back, but on alec its like he's holding a full hand of wild draw fours and is just piling them on the table to chris' demise

[@chungusamongus1410]

Alex Jones: "They're putting chemicals in the water, turning the friggin' frogs gay!" CWC: "Hold my fanta."

[@WMarcilVA]

Don’t hold that, there’s ejaculate in it.

[@jackbartle8608]

I’d rather not

[@AlexLikesToons]

Haha...eww...

[@TheCamSays]

G A Y F R O G S

[@vickmakesthese]

Hold my long island ice tea

[@brianeagan8628]

Alec: "Ive seen how bad your house looks" Chris: *Panics and starts pressing buttons in desperate attempt while looking over his shoulder at his parents*

[@ZeusHeliosMegistos]

19:13 Chris wanted his birthday to be a national holiday? Wow. Now that's a new level of narcissism right there.

[@mr.pizzacole4944]

Real modern day Joshua Norton

[@Timmymantwo]

Chris always finds a way to talk about himself even when he's being criticized. It's annoying

[@Brainpop100]

Are you aware that he is the original creator of sonichu and rosechu?

[@Xsanthias077]

Yeah that's right!, HE is the Original Creator of Sonichu & Rosechu!! So show some respect, after all, he's done this world's dimension a service, he's a Hero while we're all Zero's 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliaevans2375]

He talks about himself all the time because he's autistic, being self-centered is one of the symptoms of this illness

[@Augusto3506]

@@juliaevans2375 Yes, but no. It is a symptoms of autism, but if raised properly it can be controlled to a point. Not all people with autism are Chris chan (luckily for them and for us...)

[@juliaevans2375]

@@Augusto3506 i'm autistic myself and yes it can be controlled, in my case for exemple but not every autistic person can do that

[@POSTELVIS]

I can say for sure that Chris absolutely knows that his habits are wrong. Autism may have contributed to his daily life of being trolled, and not knowing when a girl is real. but theres no way that he didn't recognize when Alec was right in his logic especially that "I'm busy all day doing chores" bit.

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

Exactly. If Chris really didn't understand he would reply confidently with something that would indicate what he believed Alecs point was. Instead he flounders, pausing and being unable to come up with a response. He clearly realizes he's cornered and is trying to think of a way to wriggle out. While everything here is pretty minor bullshit I think this is actually Chris at his most despicable. Even during the Father call you can tell he believes most of his answers and is upset that Kaceys dad isn't impressed. Here he is clearly trying to manipulate Alec. Furthermore I think its obvious that this bothers him far more than any of the Drama with the female trolls or even bluespike as evidenced by his in comic murder spree later.

[@bluubandette8871]

Hes been faking it so he can excuse himself from discomfort

[@vincentadultman6226]

How did you come to that conclusion? Chris is living with Barb, a serial hoarder and Bob who has given up ages ago. Both had their claws skin deep in Chris, leaving any hope for a fresh start firmly out of Chris' hands. The dude can't pick up on obviously fake girls, and you want him to self reflect through a self-help catalog summary? Does anyone even know what he considers a chore? that should tell you how warped his reality was thanks to his isolation and neglect Chris doesn't know his habits are wrong, or most of the sagas wouldn't happen. The one time Chris did acknowledge and attempt to improve his mistakes was when RockyShoemaker intervened

[@Thedog-1-]

@@vincentadultman6226 bro how little do you think of high functioning autistic people that you think they'd all end up like this

[@rymdalkis]

Autism wasn't his only disability. It's pretty clear at this point that he's intellectually disabled with the intelligence and maturity of a 7-year-old

[@F0rtuneLT]

can we just stop for a second and acknowledge how chris has the first trap of SPECIFICALLY saw 6 memorized

[@ultra6671]

I never watched any of the Saw movies. What made the first trap in Saw VI so special?

[@F0rtuneLT]

@@ultra6671 literally nothing lmao, it was just another trap

[@noahgilmore4837]

Ultra66 if my memory serves me correct it involved a pendulum of some kind and a dude getting cut in half

[@F0rtuneLT]

@@noahgilmore4837 nah thar was another one The first trap of 6 was the pound of flesh one

[@shimmershine6902]

I was wondering why and how tf he remembered that specifically 💀 was he preparing that reference so he could bring it up in a conversation one day?

[@Cheddarhead7]

Damn, the conversation at 6:50 drops more hints about Chris' delusions of CWCville being real

[@Dontrel3030]

You'll eat those words when the "dimensional merge" happens and Sonichu comes to see you in real life

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

... and they make the executions towards the end of the video all the more fucked

[@jobdylan5782]

@@Dontrel3030 hot

[@fluffyth3f0x8]

"I dont like gory character deaths" "Sandy uses a drill to drill holes in evan's body, and tears off his limbs before killing him."

[@consensualcastration7373]

chris calling anyone’s art “badly drawn” is a real joke

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

To everyone but Chris

[@leepicgamerbazinga5155]

Even with the glasses, he’s still blind

[@lynnehuff9659]

They're crude, but I noticed that when the characters are kissing and engaged sexually, they are pretty well done. One can't see them very well. I think I saw a drawing that wasn't covered up and it was good. Drawing characters having sex is difficult.

[@gowildmouse]

30:55 - holy shit chris chan in his world was a reverse alex jones, the water turning the freaking frogs straight.

[@Sorrelhas]

"They're putting curses in the water to make the frogs straight!"

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Well I always loved about the homosexual cure is it's derived from Chris's blood meaning they had pure homosexual blood which has proven to be true as all the trolls tried to tell them

[@tylerwaynes2107]

@@Benigndepressedbear Well didn't everyone of importance become gay later in the comics?

[@Benigndepressedbear]

@@tylerwaynes2107 no actually, just magichan and sonichu's son. Everyone else did a 180 on their opinions of other sexualities now that Chris decided to live as a woman. But Cwcville is still a straight as can be, with a few "lesbians" on the side.

[@tylerwaynes2107]

@@Benigndepressedbear weird

[@1stPlaceFailure]

The way Chris portrays himself in this issue of Sonichu actually seems like the point where Chris already began to see himself as God. He has all the powers of the Sonichus, but instead of giving them stuff to do, he does everything and only puts them nearby to gawk and praise him. It's even more apparent when he "frees" the Asperchu characters. He kills their God and remakes them in his own image and the first thing they do is drop to their knees before him. I think this right here is the foreshadowing to his jail letters of him proclaiming himself to be Jesus.

[@jadenmarker9920]

Hold up, Chris did what now?

[@1stPlaceFailure]

@@jadenmarker9920 Geno will get to it eventually.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@jadenmarker9920 you read that correctly, the Jail saga is slow but weird

[@samuelshiels4608]

"I do put effort in everything!" -Chris Chan

[@gulagbean289]

Samuel Shiels Sure Jan.

[@reloadpsi]

Minimal effort is still effort ;)

[@samuelshiels4608]

@@reloadpsi He did put a lot of effort in that killing scene at the end. :P

[@reloadpsi]

@@samuelshiels4608 An interesting concept executed with minimal effort. Kind of like the new Pokemon games really.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

0.01% Effort is still effort.

[@PigMan161]

“Sheen offers a rock in their defence, because they rock” Now hold on lads let’s hear this guy out

[@Commander30]

I hate to admit that I genuinely found that part rather funny.

[@reloadpsi]

@@Commander30 I don't hate to admit that at all. Every dog has his day, and once in a while Chris gets a genuine laugh out of me.

[@SarcasticSyringe]

Salivar Ravilas good metaphor lol

[@josephb456]

I love that the Sonichu series is generally puerile and naive, but will occasionally be (abruptly) punctuated by extreme, vindictive violence. Its an unfortunate glimpse into Chris Chan's psyche lol

[@grantkeller4634]

The fact that his characters want to worship him as a literal God speaks to his ego

[@MarvinPowell1]

Yeah, it's how a literal manchild thinks; incapable of rational calm thinking and logic, and running on pure emotion. Not that hard to figure out.

[@LorrisSpatterban1986]

why is that but?

[@Alekzander8402]

"Christian sheds a single tear, for the destruction that he is responsible." Poetry.

[@user-oz1ny]

alec was so good at keeping chris talking, all his calls with him reveal so much about chris's character its nuts

[@DemonicRobots]

"Because comic characters are real people and apparently I'm guilty of multiple homicides now?" If you asked Christine that today then yes, actually.

[@diccchocolate416]

It's wild how early the dimensional merge stuff actually started

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Hard to ask him when he’s in prison

[@donnietheslayer528]

Nows your chance to ask him since he was bailed out.

[@honu2980]

Chris trying to get Alec to feel bad about not knowing his birthday, only for Alec to switch it around and pressure Chris about his birthday, and got Chris to fold was priceless.

[@DeltaPi314]

Chris (2010): "My blood is a cure for homosexuality" Geno (2019): "Chistian claims his blood is a cure for homosexuality" Chris (2019): *retconning intesifies*

[@Some_viewer]

But the funny part is that vaccines require the weak form of the virus, making Chris gay

[@kiasmidt7678]

@@Some_viewer I mean you have to be at least a little bit gay to be a lesbian

[@pretzeldragon2975]

@@kiasmidt7678 no you'd have to be 100% gay

[@DeltaPi314]

@@Some_viewer Nope, the *real* funny part is that Chris didn't realize this and retconned it IRL as a vaccine to cure Nombizazis

[@Midnight_CIub]

Chris (2021) ...

[@DaNintendude]

17:59 "I've had previous experiences with freezing my dick--" I freaking lost it here man. That's hilarious

[@razegod]

And he’s even stretched it a bit ;)

[@lordofthepants5046]

Literally, what does he mean by this????? 😭

[@KingdomHeart556]

@@lordofthepants5046I thought it was a common occurrence you telling me you’ve never given yourself frostbite?

[@xlgapelsin6173]

​@@lordofthepants5046 putting your cock in a freezer or icepacks around it

[@Bijo69]

Imagine what Chris would be like if he was obsessed with Mario instead of Sonic

[@yomama9538]

MovieBob?

[@byungbin1395]

We would have Bowser running around as a Pokemon-Turtle hybrid and call him "Bowserchu".

[@arkaidov]

MovieBob?

[@Jokah_baybee]

That's moviebob

[@anonb4632]

Or Donkey Kong.

[@sticklyboi]

the magical man went where no one else dared into the den of the beast all for the sake of documentation absolute legend

[@thealien_ali3382]

I bet Chris f'ed him to

[@Rorschach003]

I'm fascinated that Chris seems to be more agitated and distressed by Alec just poking holes in his logic and confronting him with reality than he was by Liquid Chris calling him and imposter or by Clyde Cash's crew tormenting him. This is the only time he actually tries to get out of the conversation while he would stay on calls with Clyde, Bluespike, Kacey, Liquid, etc. It's like this time he can't just label Alec another bad guy to his quest and has to acknowledge that his world view doesn't resemble reality

[@Klonoahedgehog]

Chris liked Meghan because he thought that she shared the same name as his waifu, but he didn't realize that Meg's name is actually short for Megatron.

[@tree_alone]

no joke, I knew a megan omahn in highschool her nickname was Mega man

[@N8RiverHere]

The outro music playing along with the trial/ torture scene = perfection

[@BenMurphy-go2ks]

That Sonichu issue is genuinely disturbing, especially that it’s established Chris believes this fictional reality is possibly real, this is actually like a backstory to a serial killer.

[@knifewife4390]

Most Sonichu issues are disturbing one way or another imo, but you’re absolutely right. All the previous issues are now more terrifying with that in mind.

[@MetaKnuxXbeats]

Damn, that execution scene is still very hard to comprehend and still makes me cringe in a disturbed way. It is poorly drawn and such, yea, but it still has very disturbing implications, at least in my opinion.

[@maxtheawesome4255]

Yeah, something about it was actually disturbing. Probably something to do with them being real people. For me it was also how happy/righteous it was all framed like "Target Practise" in those dumb capital letters, with the crude drawings. Made me think of psyco children. However the implications that Chris believes his comics are real makes extra messed up.

[@MetaKnuxXbeats]

@@maxtheawesome4255 ​ Exactly! It's the fact they are based on real people, named after said real people, and were brutally murdered by the "heroes" just unsettles me SO much! And like you said, having the drawing be poorly drawn makes it seem like a fantasy of a psyco kid.

[@maxtheawesome4255]

@@MetaKnuxXbeats That is exactly it! That is why it's so unsettling. Kind of a shame this is from Sonichu, because I bet someone could make some genuienly good horror with this idea/concept.

[@BlisaBLisa]

probably the fact that those are likely chris's actual revenge fantasies

[@leivon6308]

Its disturbing because we know the author and the characters too well, we know the exact meaning behind it

[@firelifeblizzard8782]

I got home after a show and my first thought was, "I want to watch a Chris Chan video, but I don't want to rewatch old videos." Open KZbin, and like God Jesus, and The Bear, Geno has saved me

[@firelifeblizzard8782]

@Socialist Sylveon I do what I can, comrade

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Your icon is a blessing. Thank you for making me smile. 😀

[@firelifeblizzard8782]

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs Aww that's so sweet, I'm glad I could help!

[@Buffy-Belmont]

Chris: *apologizes for making death threats against Alec* Also Chris: *makes Sonichu issue 10*

[@gibmeaway100]

Chris: "You set me on fire!!! In a comic for children!!!" Also Chris 38:00

[@logy650]

"I DO PUT effort in every-- in everything!" Chris... you don't even put effort into your most basic sentences.

[@SirBlackReeds]

He did get a driver's license, among other things.

[@Rickzilla]

@@SirBlackReeds But he attempted to run over Michael Snyder.

[@SirBlackReeds]

@@Rickzilla Didn't he get his mom to run him over?

[@Rickzilla]

@@SirBlackReeds That's right. But he was still held accountable.

[@SirBlackReeds]

@@Rickzilla Yeah, my point was he didn't do it directly. My apologies if that was overly meticulous of me.

[@cousinmajin]

All of these little lessons Alec is teaching Chris should've been taught to him by his parents when he was a child.

[@robloxlover1969]

there were times where it felt like a teacher giving a detention to a little kid. but then i remember that chris was like 30 at that point

[@genevieve7955]

I can't stop thinking about Magical Man thinking he sees Betty Paige and then immediately recognizing that it's actually Dita von Teese. This man knows his women

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

IIRC the Wallflower saga ending is pretty brutal but we are close to the GAMe PLACe saga where Chris' entitlement shows very prominently

[@Blacktwinswords]

Yeah, everything from 2007 is going to blow up tremendously.

[@jay-gw8gm]

i can not wait for when we get closer to today

[@fsm2333]

Francisco Brisolla de Oliveira can’t wait!

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

I thought i missed it since i listen to this in the background of doing other stuff, not sure if i feel glad or not tbh

[@TheArchworks]

It never dawned on me till now that Chris in the comic goes to the future and they extract “pure, straight blood” from him, implying that Chris thought by 2015 everyone on earth would be at least a little gay.

[@Supermoneygang12]

I don’t think he was all that wrong

[@cassetterescue2692]

The soft jazz in the background of the phone calls really adds to the twin peaks feel of Chris's life

[@sanguiniusse434]

Looking at Chris is like looking into a fun-house mirror sometimes. I'm nowhere near as bad as him but I'd be lying if I said there were no similarities.

[@anonb4632]

I've got ASD and a vague physical resemblance to him - brown hair and a high forehead... I also hoard a bit, and am horrible at drawing. No interest in Sonic and know next to nothing about Pokemon. I'm also much much brighter.

[@TsukasaElkKite]

I’ve got ASD as well, but unlike him, I have a full time job, can speak in full sentences, have an IQ of 122, and can support myself.

[@jojojojo-lk8cs]

@@TsukasaElkKite omg your account is 15 years old!!

[@TsukasaElkKite]

@@jojojojo-lk8cs It is. I've been on KZbin for quite a while.

[@daybreakhorizon2513]

That's the most haunting part of this documentary for me. I think about, if one or two things had gone different in my life, if I'd have ended up like Chris, and that thought alone is terrifying.

[@bigcraudio3066]

18:50 sorry but I can't stop laughing about how the wallflower wanted to write a cute story about owls, and Chris first thought was to add sex to it

[@kiaza7679]

I've known of chris chan for a good while now, however I've only recently started watching these to learn more on the situation. I really appreciate the Narrators matter of fact way of delivering the story without ad libing or giving his own opinions on the matter.

[@dreadfulmook9573]

Boy if you thought Bluespike was bad, wait till we get to the Idea Guys.

[@michaelbugner7011]

I can't wait.

[@gulagbean289]

THE WHAT

[@Jakmanuk99]

@@gulagbean289 The Idea Guys are probably the most controversial of Chris's trolls and probably the most universally hated

[@michaelbugner7011]

@@gulagbean289 I just looked them up and got some basic info on them. It should make for some excellent episodes. But, it's in 2017-2018

[@gulagbean289]

Michael Bugner I HAVE TO READ

[@SugaredViolette]

Explanation that I haven’t seen (yet) regarding why Chris sighs so much: It’s a verbal tic, which is a common symptom for autistic individuals. It’s kind of like Tourettes, since they’re both neurological disorders, but just a less severe symptom of that. It could also be a verbal form of stimming, since Chris most noticeably does that when stressed or put under pressure in some way. Obviously, I could be wrong, but I speak from both experience, and from researching others on the autism spectrum.

[@AnnettexAutopsy]

My sister is autistic as well and she does this.

[@Lethargy514]

Your insight is very much appreciated. Thank you.

[@AnnettexAutopsy]

@Dorothy Zbornak she is a less problematic person who’s been in therapy and learned to cope a bit easier. Her only dead giveaway is stimming. It’s not as hard to watch as I expected, because I just don’t believe that Chris Chan is a good person. Yes, autism is a factor, but upbringing and an unchecked ego are as well. The trolls do piss me off sometimes but they’ve been encouraged by Chris.

[@miele8420]

Yes, I also think that him constantly going "mmh" is a form of stimming

[@superba6]

I thought the same thing.

[@miffedakko9312]

Chris stated that "The Autobots to not make fun of eachother for their names." While trying to speak out against the death of Son-Chu. However, in Transformers Animated season 2 episode 9: "Autoboot Camp", Sentinel Prime gives 2 other Autobots intentionally insulting and non-heroic names. Bumblebee, because he is called a "Bumbler" Bulkhead, because he is unintelligent and clumsy. Another Autobot, Wasp, continues to mock them (Bumblebee in particular) throughout the rest of the episode.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

How the fuck does an autistic person who does nothing but watch cartoons all day, not know ANYTHING about constructing a cartoon story? How is that even possible?

[@Lethargy514]

@@PartnershipsForYou You said the answer yourself. He WATCHES cartoons all day. That does not mean he understands the context behind the scenes or the importance they play in the overall structure of the plot. His story is driven entirely by what he likes and what he thinks is cool. That's it. Also, untreated autism for three decades or so? Not a detail to gloss over really.

[@vladtepes3201]

Breaking the roof!!

[@Blappyboop]

Chris Chan is the definition of insanity, repeating the same thing over and over expecting different results.

[@peachdoesart7175]

I saw your profile pic and thought you were pika Petey for a second lol

[@skunthundler]

that's actually not the definition of insanity

[@hack1fan]

Thats just a quote

[@Blappyboop]

J Son but is fits Chris Chan’s life perfectly.

[@jackywackysmacky4031]

- Vaas Montenegro

[@angusmarch1066]

25:49 Me: "YOO THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD THO-!" *fades to the first page* Me: "oh."

[@007turtle1239]

Someone hacks Chris's PSN account on the same day that the Magic Man was shown his PSN account, with the Magic Man asking questions such as, "How do you sign in?" I'm thinking it's possible that Surfshack Tito is the online persona of the magic man.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Honestly, Chris is so shit at internet security that it could have been anybody. His passwords for a long time was shit like "sonichu1".

[@007turtle1239]

Fair.

[@KaiBlackstar22]

Interesting theory. It would make sense.

[@007turtle1239]

Another thing supporting this is the fact that it's confirmed Surfshack Tito lives near Chris and had attended the game place, as he's the one who corroborated the story about Chris and Barb assaulting Micheal Synder with their car.

[@myname9130]

It's not like his account hadn't been hacked before, his passwords were always easy to guess. Could have been anyone, but probably was Magic Man

[@Lylelanley99]

That "full length" picture of him is so damn perfect. Also, the complete laziness of "it was in the laundry pile" to explain away the continuity error is mind boggling. Just wash the shirt and take your pictures.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Mom does the laundry!

[@Sp00kyQueen]

@@DSPHistoricalSociety not anymore because of his dirty crappy briefs!

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

@@Sp00kyQueen True true. Hey no offense but I never thought the Chris Chan: a Comprehensive History would appeal to black folk.

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

He obviously didn't have time. It was December and he was chillin' with his woman. BAM!

[@churchofgodusopp765]

@@DSPHistoricalSociety why not?

[@celestwaker7848]

I think Chris’s blood being the cure for homosexuality in the Sonichu comics is one of the most bizarrely insightful glimpses into his mind.

[@ruflippingkiddingme3850]

Wow dose Chris just expect everyone to know his birthday

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Well yeah, didn't you hear? It's a national holiday.

[@funkyweapon1981]

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

[@JojoIzumi]

The random button pressing really tickled me for some reason

[@Darkstar263]

He couldn't handle Alec's criticism. He proved Alec right, Chris does run away from problems all the time.

[@anonb4632]

I've done it myself once or twice. 😄

[@GigaChadh976]

“Homer they can’t see you winking”

[@PartnershipsForYou]

“Chris are you pressing buttons” *hangs up*

[@turbovirgin_]

Yeah, that was the moment my sides firmly detached from my body

[@bobbob1876]

"We have a rock, because we rock." I love that defense attorney.