Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 4

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@Milkra]

RIP Patty, the most likeable character in Chris Chan’s family

[@DominionFenrir]

Don't forget the several cats.

[@FrodeForhammer]

@@DominionFenrir yeah, sorbet is pretty cool

[@TheGhostWriterGirl]

Cole sounds pretty likeable TBH. Poor guy.

[@senseiswordmaster8785]

She didnt deserve this

[@zackhunter8364]

they put her to sleep , which a polite way to say euthanasia

[@baylee7730]

I literally was brought to tears from his eulogy for Patti, then while crying all I hear is "WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A PS3 AND A CHANCE TO BE ON ROBOT CHICKEN?!?" LMAOOO

[@arrfffff7455]

Shit I was depressed while hearing that then I started laughing when the trolls came

[@jfksson2012]

Time stamp?????

[@acidberry3630]

Same it made me start laughing

[@bootyjigglestein419]

@@jfksson2012 5:05

[@teethcoat4274]

I wouldve been sad but Chris in their classic self-centered way kept talking about them specifically and made it all about themselves

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

“... his semi-bare chest symbolizing his raging homosexuality. This offends Chris.” The deadpan, straight-faced reading of this line will never ever stop being the funniest shit ever.

[@TheTdw2000]

Also "but this goal has yet to be accomplished" cracks me up.

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

Agreed Geno is the best. I hope he brings up chris chans wearing a toilet paper roll tube on the back of his necklace sometimes lol I have seen it before but nobody mentions it.

[@GuyNamedSean]

Geno has a beautifully deadpan sense of humor.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Chris C Actually a lot of autistic people do that with necklaces or whatever. Autism greatly affects your tactile sense of touch (or something) and things chafing like that seriously freaks them out. It is also why some autists are infamous for their poor hygiene due to not showering; the sensations caused by the jets of water etc is extremely discomforting to them.

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll His sonichu medallion is very light but that could be the case. More likely it is a rash from not bathing or bathing in a shower filled with black mold. Maybe the metal connection was cheap and made his skin turn green but rather than replacing it he thought just put a toilet roll tube covering the metal clasp problem solved lol. Chris is just lazy I am positive chris used to shit himself because he was to lazy to pause the game or whatever bs he was doing and go to the bathroom. I worked with autistic kids when I was in middle school and didn't notice any hygiene issues from not bathing. There are autistic people and then there is Chris Chan don't insult regular autistic people by comparing them to this trainwreck.

[@tehkorenbomber]

Now rewatching this, I realized Chris Chan wasn't trolled by the internet till after his mid twenties. But he still managed to get in trouble with police, the mall and harass Megan. Chris Chan is definitely a tragedy of poor parenting. Cole smithy's email reveals a hidden mountain of abuse

[@nohddd8574]

His parents are enablers. Every outside authority told Chris and His parents that He needs to change. They didnt Listen and couldnt BE bothered to Patent their manchild

[@ouufy1595]

And mental illness. It's just a tragedy in general

[@el_choro_pistola123]

It's interesting how both brothers ended up being infamous people, how a parenting style can pretty much define your destiny

[@DaddyDuckTown]

He also tried to harass Adam Stackhouse just for winning, although he didn't have any fans so it didn't really work out for him.

[@krebgurfson5732]

parenting? chris refuses to learn regardless

[@IfIPickedtheWinners]

His eulogy for Patti is actually tearjerking. Possibly the only good thing he's ever written.

[@RocketGurney]

It's amazing how much heartfelt emotion he can put into that and then completely lose any sense of self-reflection so soon after.

[@xjkappax]

and yet it's for the best Patti is gone, otherwise we would have the dog fucker saga.

[@zeroxcrusher]

Until he brought sonichu into it.

[@bigblue344]

Yet he still brought sonichu into it

[@forestreflection2066]

@Libertarian Lilim my childhood cat is 12 years old now...so I know how you feek

[@emoboywill]

I find it hilarious that Chris constantly states that he will respect girls, yet couldn't for the life of him respect the one girl that actually talked to him and wouldn't stop touching her

[@schoo9256]

The original fedora guy

[@rosaparks6479]

I don't think he even sees women as people

[@elizabethfrei9362]

Rosa Parks he doesnt, thats the problem with incels and the ilk. its not just social ineptitude, its that they cant see women as people who are multi-faceted and human in every way a man is.

[@senoritaaurora5123]

Women are just substitute mummies to men like him. He would have no idea how to meet a womans needs.

[@reylin.x]

@Sweetbutter Cupcakes The closest thing to a person to Chris Chan seemed to be his dog.

[@sethrohl1997]

The fact that we're up to Chris being 25 and there's still 55 episodes left is intriguing

[@r4n638]

Saddening actually

[@cameronmyrick8312]

I figured I was on the last episode; maybe one more left. I appreciate the heads up, ill be headed to the store soon for more popcorn.

[@Jonozappingcraft]

55.... omg people werent kidding there is a lot of information about him

[@scottpeltier3977]

14 years to go. By the time he’s 34 every second of his was dissected and studies. I think the biggest dry spell of chris chan content in a while is now while he’s in jail

[@danielshore1457]

@@scottpeltier3977 i mean we have his letters from prison i guess, though cant imagine many people will want to follow chris chans story after what has happened

[@Mox1990]

Love how Chris asks Cole for the most innocent shit and all Cole wants to know is if his step dad is dead

[@agreenplasticwateringcan]

both of them are really bad in their own ways

[@shelby5809]

Why is Cole bad...?@@agreenplasticwateringcan

[@Madachu1]

You gotta realize that they were both raised by the same abusive narcissistic mom.

[@BaneOfXistence4]

Dude was spitting bars. That hatred that becomes poetic rather than incoherent is the real deal. Its that tempered steel type shit.

[@ReSunDestin]

Cole clearly had a lot on his mind, he probably hoped Chris would show the mail to Barb

[@ToaArcan]

"If I ever stray from my path, I may as well get a gender-change operation" ***Foreshadowing***

[@diegov1743]

Isn't she a lesbian tho?

[@sslingo]

@@prettyevil6662000 I believe he was hacked during that bit? I'm not too sure but I read something saying it wasn't him

[@thomasl1061]

inb4 chris chan commits to anything

[@ForceWave-1139]

Oddly progressive of him, to imply that a man, whose attracted to other men, gets a sex-change operation, they become straight.

[@ToaArcan]

@@ForceWave-1139 I'm sure it was more from ignorance than anything else. As an aside for anyone in this thread still curious about Chris' current interpretation of sexuality, he believes he is in a polyamorous marriage with multiple fictional characters, several of them dudes. How much of this is Idea Guy influence is unclear.

[@bradjones674]

It's very clear that Cole was trying to vent to Chris about his trauma, yet Chris only cared about getting a psp.

[@Droanux]

This is the funniest part of this section to me. The absolute juxtaposition of Cole trying to come to terms and warn Chris about his homelife while trying to find the identity of his real father, and then Chris begging him to upvote his parappa the rappa video so he can take someone who wants nothing to do with him to Seattle.

[@apocalypsevalentine]

@Darius Robertson kinda shitty take bro most autistic people do in fact have connections with people. generally, forming connections is harder for autistic people but most of them get by just fine. its the vast minority who end up like chris

[@sirbirbton]

@@apocalypsevalentine That's why he specified "autistic people like Chris" because 90% of people with autism wouldn't have nearly this much trouble reading a social situation

[@guinevereemilysummers9945]

@Darius Robertson I'm autistic and it's very hard for me to understand/process other people's emotions, but I am very aware of their emotions, and try to be as supportive as I can be.

[@barockobummer2448]

@@sirbirbton I don't even think it has much to do with autism but more so with his shitty upbringing. A childhood like that could turn anyone into an unempathetic sociopath not to mention the part we the audience played in it by fueling the flames.

[@bakercat2845]

"You and I may be related, but our mother only loves you..." Jesus...

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Bakercat Cole Smitty spat some hot fire alright.

[@ToaArcan]

Didn't she almost shoot Cole when he was a baby?

[@darkworlddenizen]

@Insert Name Here Where is the juice on that story?

[@101Volts]

@Insert Name Here It had to do with Barb scaring away a burglar or so it's said. The bullet ricocheted at Cole.

[@Mythonaut]

And somehow Chris still thinks he’s the victim

[@Paugose]

Chris bringing up Sonichu in the middle of an eulogy to his dog is like a youtuber doing an eulogy for his/her dead mother but then says "But anyway, this funeral is sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGEND".

[@Paugose]

@@Junk8 That's some fucked up shit, dude.

[@alvaronavarro4895]

​@@Paugose what did he say?

[@yorperrer2982]

Closer to advertising CSGO loot boxes to kids in the middle of an eulogy

[@buttzlol]

Smash that like button for my dead dad chat

[@person3547]

@@Paugose what did he say dude?

[@mathews2774]

The fact that Cole told Chris he'd vote for him in his video game rap video contest in exchange for the identity of his real birth father has me in tears 😭

[@jesse7328]

it’s so funny because Cole is basically bargaining with a child for information

[@McCoyisorder]

The amount of crazy comedic gold in this doc is insane. It comes so fast you forget the little things. This exchange by itself is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@MsNatz2010]

At that point I had to pause it and just take a min 🤣🤣😭

[@nairb2173]

@@MsNatz2010 lmaoo same

[@mathews2774]

@@mrfatweedington9562 nah his parents were horrible ppl

[@LifeOutward]

You know how, in movies and other media, they have that one brief glimpse that humanizes the villain? That makes you feel deep sympathy and for a moment, become emotionally invested in their story? It always genuinely touches me to hear or read about Chris' reaction to the passing of Patti-Chan. A very touching little story, and the comic he makes for her is genuinely sweet. For someone who rarely knew how to take responsibility, love, or selflessness, Chris seemed to truly love Patti for no other reason than she was his pal. Patti never knew about the online antics, the trolling, the rage, the weirdness. Patti just knew those "bally-scratches," the treats, the walks through the yard, and the smiles. We could all be so lucky to have "one lucky pup" like Pattie.

[@JaggedBird]

MajorMotionMatt thank you so much for saying this

[@fcnl]

I have always really wanted to believe the same sentiment you just shared. However, the part about Patti using her last barks to say to Chris she will always love him and to say "thank you" to him has given me doubt. Why the hell would the dog ever be thanking Chris? He mentioned that part again in the Patti comic. Chris should be thanking the dog for all the joy she brought him, not the other way around.

[@LifeOutward]

@@fcnl I always took that to mean that during the euthanasia, he left the room and could hear Patti through the door maybe. He night have created the 'thank you, Chris' stuff to make him feel better about not being able to be in the room while she passed. Very sad, regardless.

[@fcnl]

@@LifeOutward Yeah, I am unfortunately very cynical. I know there is a high chance (probably better than 50%) that Chris did not put that in there for the reason I mentioned. It was probably just something he threw in there because he thought it would be appropriate but didn't put any thought into what it meant. But, at the same rate, I have been following Chris for too long and there have been plenty of times when I had faith in Chris for various random events and he has always disappointed me.

[@bigblue344]

Crying sonichu face

[@ciarangrainger2465]

Patti might’ve been the only thing Chris seemed to genuinely love out of compassion than mindless lust/nepotism/brand loyalty. It is worth noting how much more desperate, dishevelled and deplorable he becomes after her death.

[@UnluckyOctopus]

I think it’s also do to after high school people stopped writing off his poor behavior as they did when he was a child. He morphed from a cute awkward kid to a grown man with giant red flags. His father no longer paid random girls to be “friends” with him.

[@blankmystique]

@@UnluckyOctopus well said. Mainly I think the problem was he never stayed in therapy. People like Chris need Guidence far longer than most people, and Chris didn't get that sadly. No clue why his parents didn't keep him in therapy tbh

[@UnluckyOctopus]

@@blankmystique None of either of their other other children have any contact with them. They clearly also had a hoarding disorder. My guess is the parents had their own mental demons. Maybe they believed Chris was “High Functioning”. Maybe they were just too old to want to keep up with managing their “adult” sons appointments and life. Maybe the Mother liked having a child that wouldn’t run from her and would always need her. Honesty the last theory is my best guess. If Chris had gained independence she would have ended up completely alone. They were codependent on each other and I think the Mother wanted it that way for what ever mental reason.

[@zombiebunny17]

@JoeTheMysterious Pride is the reason. If they admit he needs therapy, they have to admit something is wrong with THEIR son. They're from the older generation where therapy was shameful. Being not normal in anyway was shameful. So instead of acknowledging it, they went the opposite direction and ignored the problem and pushed the idea he is just as capable as everyone. The issue is autistic people have the potential to be just as capable with guidance and help.

[@UnluckyOctopus]

@@zombiebunny17 I agree pride is part of the problem. Where the theory falls apart is a big part of the “older generation” was independence pulling one up by the boot straps. They would have have been deeply ashamed their adult son was unemployed, unmarried and living at home playing with toys. The Mother simply did not want him independent she wanted to be able to control him and have a care taker/company in her old age. Watch any episode of hoarders and they are all the same. Someone has mental trauma from childhood and they themselves need therapy it’s revealed the condemned house is the least of the persons problems. Who knows what psychosis Barb had but she enjoyed her son being trapped with her.

[@williamafton348]

I can’t believe how patient Meghan was with Chris, despite the constant discomfort and harassment. She tried to see the good in him, and even giving him advice to improve himself, like she truly wanted to see him change for the best. She seems like a very kind hearted person, I hope she’s doing well in life, I hope Michael Snyder is doing well too

[@FuzzyWalrus123]

She also made Chris buy her shit, so don't act like she was just being nice.

[@noire1001]

@@FuzzyWalrus123 and got mad at him for playing the game/listening to the CD he bought and d=said that ruined the fun for her... She seemed as much an oddball as Chris tbh.

[@gazer99]

@@noire1001She was definitely odd, She seems similarly emotionally stunted and possibly on the spectrum as well. Regardless chris sexually harassing her and making comics depicting her doing sexual acts is insane and reprehensible

[@101Volts]

@@FuzzyWalrus123 I'm not convinced that she wasn't paying him for things he bought for her. Is that documented? Mind, we're talking around 2004 - 2006 here. I expect there were still a few people who didn't trust the internet with their bank account information, kinda like how Amish don't buy cars but will have someone drive them.

[@phonkwizard7667]

reminder that megan is also a neo nazi

[@FillBar]

Imagine Chris disobeying at Willy Wonka's factory and ranting how Charlie Bucket was the wrongful winner.

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

He’d of fallen into the Chocolate River pretty much instantly

[@FillBar]

@@pazuzuwiki1460 Got a bad feeling he would have obssesed on Violet but immediately drop her after she turned into a blueberry. Insensitive bastard, he is.

[@mrbonesx9530]

“That dang Charlie drank the Fizzy Lifting Drinks. That is a breach of the contract that only a disqualification would be fitting to punish.” “But Christian. You shat in the chocolate river thinking it would disguise the turd, snapped one of my geese’s necks because it reminded you of that Mary Lee Walsh person you wouldn’t shut up about, and you kept calling my Oompa-Loompas ‘Slow-in-the-minds.’ Piss off.” “B-but the Fizzy Lifting Drinks.” “And why are you here alone? You were supposed to bring a parent with you.” “Mom couldn’t walk through our stuff, and Dad asked if fighting in Korea was worth coming home to this.” “Security!!” “NO!! I WAS GONNA USE THE FACTORY TO GET MEGAN TO HAVE SEX- I MEAN MAKE LOVE TO ME! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU WERE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY, WONKA! CURSE-YE-HA-MA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@McShaggswell]

Imagine Bob and Chris stealing fizzy lifting drinks. "You get AWAY from that GAT DANG spinnin' blades on the ceiling, Chris!" "I'm workin' on it!" "You drank it now undrink it!" 'I'm WORKIN ONNIT!"

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

Chips Handon LMAO

[@BakaPlayerNana]

"Amarica's Favorite game "kick the autistic"." I can't believe I heard this video before and some how didn't notice that amazing line.

[@GigaChadh976]

I was on the JV “kick the autistic team”

[@villiannewyork]

@@yaboiiiogre1332 I was one of the better people when I was on varsity. I remember hearing the loud crowd buzzing as I punted the autistic. Nothing quite like it

[@BillyQ.]

@@yaboiiiogre1332 I was a wide receiver on the NWA college Kick the Autistic team. Good times.

[@mc_zittrer8793]

Still not as good as My Pet Zombie. That's reason alone to get a 3DS.

[@trollcop4504]

Its a hidden gem Similar to the witcher 3

[@matttheheckingweeb3462]

I’m not going to lie, I found Chris’ eulogy for his dog legitimately moving. I was actually quite touched. I mean, until he mentioned the Sonichu face. That pretty much killed the mood (no pun intended).

[@gabrooster4884]

It had me tearing up a little ngl

[@pineapplesodah]

It had got a tear out of me but when he fucking mentioned Sonichu I laughed

[@ari.anac18]

i started tearing up until sonichu was mentioned and then i was like “why would you do that.”

[@-Zakhiel-]

Nah... To me, it only emphasises how much of an egomaniac Chris is. Everything in his eulogy is directed to his own self image. It's not about his poor dog, it's about him, his good memories. You can clearly see some guilt, mainly in his comic where he turns his dog into a human-like character just to make it says things that would make Chris look good. Everything is about him and it's disgusting.

[@RatkingGorbo]

@@-Zakhiel- Chris uses Sonichu as a comfort character and as a way to express himself.

[@tehma120]

Chris: "You took EVERYTHING from me!!" Adam: "I don't even know who you are."

[@gamesux420]

Him getting told off by megan to stop harassing her multiple times and him STILL thinking he could have sex with her is some of, if not THE most delusional thing ive ever seen.

[@Notme-ve5zb]

dude its striking me hard, because there was this guy who did the same thing to me and then got angry at me when I called him out and then would go back to it. I blocked him on everything but it's persistent then he told me im the problem for being neurotypical.

[@semi-animatronic9773]

@@Notme-ve5zb im sorry so that happened to you (and to Megan of course). I hate people using the excuse of being mentally ill to try to get away with being a creep or terrible person in general.

[@Notme-ve5zb]

@@semi-animatronic9773 it was just bizarre because I was always trying so hard to explain it like Megan did! And I couldn’t understand for a long time that he couldn’t understand how to respect the boundary and that the best thing for me was to cut him off from contact, but I did and I feel safer.

[@gamesux420]

@@Notme-ve5zb i will never understand how some people can have such a lack of awareness that they dont know when they should stop doing things.

[@nickwilliams5369]

She’s a nazi

[@nimbiclown]

Chris chan is literally the first to do everything within “Internet culture” omg

[@Soniti1324]

It's actually quite tragic. This guy is just looking for something to hold on to, and the internet brings the world to his doorstep. And so he tries everything, hoping that 8 billion other people could find the key to the lock that is this life.

[@228ss]

I hope incest isn’t the next big thing in internet culture haha

[@robbyr6520]

Wait... So are you saying that Chris Chan is the Soulja Boy of the internet?

[@monkeybro162]

@@228ss we laugh now

[@Twy87]

@@228ss I wouldn't tempt fate. 'Stepfamily/psuedo-incest' is already becoming far too popular as a porn category.

[@deboranascimento279]

How funny is it when he says “girls should be more open to a relationship with non attractive men” when he only wants “pretty girls”...

[@Narusasu98]

Ikr, he said so much bullshit, but this takes the cake

[@deboranascimento279]

@@lucasaquino732 eu vejo pra da risada kkkk

[@thegreatgamelord8640]

The Incel Paradox

[@SmilyaceStudios]

​@Zepher Productions post physique

[@lindinle]

@@thegreatgamelord8640 im technically an incel [involuntary could mean a number of reasons] Social anxiety and over all distrust of people isnt by my own choice. And ask yourself. What is a "pretty girl" because usually when we hear that we always assume hollywood bimbo megan fox types.

[@pinecrustjuise]

Imagine being the guy who originally discovered Chris and posted him on 4chan, seeing what became of that one post 17 years ago.

[@dcmochaI]

He’d be shocked.

[@cornchaptermasterofcarmine5902]

You mean Lucas and Mimms?

[@walkingexistentaldread3079]

*17 years??*

[@pinecrustjuise]

@@walkingexistentaldread3079 its semantics really if I got the number slightly wrong

[@walkingexistentaldread3079]

@@pinecrustjuise you’re probably right, i just can’t believe that chris has been getting messed with for 17 years.

[@POSTELVIS]

I'm convinced that Chris never actually read any of the emails regarding Megan, I think he read like the first 2 lines, got too excited and then never even bothered with the rest. the fact that he still bothers Megan even after the implicit "I'm never going to be your girlfriend" is honestly priceless

[@iBMcFly]

Oh he read them…

[@3Guys1Video]

Man

[@clownindan]

She's just playing hard to get bro......

[@flamingbunnyrabbits]

I feel like part of what draws people to chris is that he's sort of a dark mirror for people. I know I can see bits of myself in chris if my life was just slightly different.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

He’s also the perfect train wreck. So many circumstances had to align horribly for him to end up where he is now. That’s fascinating.

[@demifolk8940]

Ett Gammalt Bergtroll I noticed that as well. Its like everything that could have gone wrong for a human went wrong. Its honestly amazing to see.

[@kummakummakummakummakummac8606]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll - Watching all the Chris Chan videos I have been watching makes me feel like someone captured the worlds longest car wreck on tape that is still going.

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

I could actually imagine ending up like Chris Chan if I was just a little less self-aware, which is a pretty scary thought

[@theponydalek7923]

Chris doesn't even seem like a person to me anymore, more an entity

[@CryptP]

The whole "remember your original gender" and "stay straight" aged like fine wine

[@Cibernetize]

More like milk

[@bartlegoof5949]

@@Cibernetize more like a banana

[@notabot2732]

Foreshadowing

[@notabot2732]

@Jethus: the forgotten brother of jesus truly you are the one we must fear

[@jdd1318]

More like greek yoghurt

[@justhamsters9517]

Cole's letter is so much more haunting now. "You and I may be related, but our mother only loves you."

[@elicash3014]

Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

[@oniplus4545]

at least Cole lives a normal life now as a jazz musician, his mother's love isn't really worth it knowing what she had done throughout Chris' life

[@raven-edgewindwalker23]

True. Barbara's Love as a Mother just doesn't cut for how her treatment is towards Cole. I do hope that He finds greater things that are much more than what He couldn't have growing up.

[@frogmanjr]

I hope cole is doing good rn

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Cole once did a movie review of Toy Story. Said he hated it.

[@GuyNamedSean]

I don't think I can stop following Chris Chan anymore. It's too addictive. He's like a representation of the absolute epitome of a trainwreck life. He's horrifyingly self-centered and oblivious. The best/worst part is that he absolutely refuses to listen to anyone. I keep almost wanting to feel sorry for him, but his behavior throughout his life keeps me from getting there.

[@TheRunningLeopard]

You need to look up Amberlynn Reid.

[@WobblesandBean]

Don't ever feel sorry for Chris. He is an objectively awful, disgusting human being, and almost all of the bad things that have befallen him were brought on my himself.

[@WobblesandBean]

@@TheRunningLeopard ALR isn't interesting, though. She's just annoying. As horrible as Chris is, at least you can say he's genuinely fascinating.

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Yeah I consider the Chris Chan fascination to be akin to watching a stalled car that only gets moving so it can get into the next accident. You drive past, rubber neck for a bit, and eventually move on. Then the next time your driving down that highway you see the same beat down vehicle in a new accident.

[@the-NightStar]

These documentaries are really about as close as I ever want to get to this whole CWC thing. I find it to be a great documentary series but Chris also just pisses me off. Part of me really hates that he still keeps becoming relevant or that people still bring him up, especially that they continue to enable him. Sure, I get the appeal to a certain level and all, but I also think that his 15 minutes of (bizarre) fame should have passed years ago. So i'm of two minds about it. He's both a unique character study, but it's also like watching the antics of the most detestable, unlikable sack of shit that has ever existed. That having been said, these are great videos that explain and delve into the mind of a horrible human being, and that's why i'm here.

[@porter5224]

>His obsession is made CRYSTAL clear god damn it

[@porter5224]

Sometimes, I forget what it's like to want to die. And then I remember that.

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

@Yes, This is Tig It was when chris went to that too many games convention and got kicked out for groping and kissing people. Barb threw away a bunch of his crap and he flipped out and made a video of him yelling at, beating, and humping/rapeing his hug pillow that represented barb and showed it to Barb as a warning or something. Fellow christorians feel free to chime in if I have it wrong.

[@genosamuel2.1]

I think he just humped his pillow right in front of her to release his frustration at her.

[@CylenX6]

@đøPpŁëĞāŅģƏŔ Anon He said sometime in June or July. I forgot which month, but it's coming!

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

@đøPpƏłĞāŅģƏŔ ānøņ What if the dimensional merge is actually his demon seed being born. Lol imagine a judge deciding who gets custody chris chan or the prostitute. I say it would be safer with the hooker. Mr/Mrs chandler how will you care for this child? Well your honor I will be a true and honest father (creepy moan) and I will have plenty of help from my wives rose-chu mew-to (the cloned one) and husband magi-chan as well as the other OC's and consol's of comidore.

[@zephyfoxy]

"I'll respect your space" Not according to Megan you don't

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Zepher Tensho And then portray her as a love interest - WITH HER ACTUAL NAME - in his comics!

[@wsrtwetr]

The fact that he treats his diagnosis as an excuse and the biggest personality trait, mentioning it every chance he gets tells you how his parents treats him and taught him about his disability. I hate how his parents fail him.

[@MandaMalice]

And him saying he wants to find a cure for Autism. The moment he said that I felt like it explained everything.

[@MizantropMan]

@@MandaMalice I also find it odd that he so vehemantly believes that everyone is mean to him because the know of his disability, but still feels the need to introduce himself as such whenever he approaches anyone. I mean, you know he is not all there from the sight of him alone, but still

[@peacockcrowe2718]

People that don’t even know about Chris are now doing that: using autism as an excuse and having it be their only personality trait

[@greendemon905]

@@MizantropMan I mean, at this point, Chris barely had any character traits other than his interests and his autism. He was so sheltered that he never developed further as a person.

[@felicityflynn6480]

Totally agree with you. It's also noteworthy that a lot of his hobbies are popular in the autistic community. Pokémon especially. During his Friday evenings playing Pokémon cards he will have doubtlessly met several autistic people. Including a few autistic girls/women who hadn't been diagnosed due to there being an underdiagnosis problem for young women in the 90s. If he hasn't focused on othering himself and using autism as an excuse he could have made some genuine connections.

[@MrDoctorCrow]

Chris' eulogy for Patti is so heartfelt and touching I refuse to believe he wrote it himself.

[@fcnl]

I would agree, except for the part where he says patti's last barks said "I will always love you Chris, thank you." As if the dog should be thanking Chris instead of Chris thanking the dog for all the years of joy it brought him. Instead, it's Patti that should be thanking Chris for whatever weird reason.

[@bongolo]

One of the few times Chris shows genuine emotion towards something, and it’s sad as all hell.

[@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3]

The guy isn’t so bad, he just literally has never been taught how to operate in the real world. That, and his entitlement, too.

[@curtislanglitz926]

@@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3 yeah I used to think the same thing. The further down the rabbit hole, though, you begin to realize that he's not a great person. His whole situation makes me hate a lot of people, namely his mother. It's really heartbreaking

[@NPGLAMB]

People with autism often find animals easier to love and emphasize with than humans.

[@mr.exposition]

Megan being elitist about Sailor Moon and My Little Pony of all things is pretty funny

[@arrfffff7455]

@@さよナランチャ-h6v yup neither did I

[@puppycat..]

she wants to be the ultimate not like other girls

[@FrNSICs]

on one level, interest gatekeepers suck, but on the other i can understand her frustration at someone pretending to like something you do with the mistaken belief that they'll be able to get in your pants

[@lucalamanna-vg2bz]

I understand her frustration tho

[@Elhombre95382]

she's probably not right in the head either tbh

[@karenamyx2205]

I've never been so violently flung between feeling entertained, sympathetic, and repulsed.

[@permachub]

It's an emotional minfield, and we're all blindfolded as we tiptoe along

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

@@permachub What a fun way to put it

[@JimmehRulez]

@@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 agreed

[@cb7s4life]

Well said

[@frydemwingz]

just imagine how you would feel like this about most people you personally know if you knew every aspect of their lives like we do Christians. Imagine if you knew every single weird and embarrassing thing your parents did.

[@voicedtunic]

Those emails between him and his brother where he’s asking for his vote to win a psp while his brother is simply asking to learn about his real father is so messed up and hilarious

[@thesausage351]

Yeah, it’s quite telling, Chris would most likely envy Cole as he has a job that Chris would enjoy, he lives in NYC, I think he has a woman, he’s probably quite wealthy, yet Cole would envy Chris in that he was able to grow up with both parents, who really did appear to go out of their way to do all they could for him, while Cole was literally cast aside.

[@aquajet2817]

Geno you better be scared, Chris WILL turn you into a character in soul calibur and beat you up.....

[@sonicmario64]

I'm surprised he never thought of doing the same thing in "Mortal Kombat: Armageddon" using the game's Kreate-A-Fighter feature. ;)

[@101Volts]

On Juny 15th or 16th, Chris *said* on his Twitter he had nothing to do with taking Geno's videos down and he hoped Geno could recover quickly from it. Then again, Chris still believes in his OCs and made other Twitter accounts as those characters and spoke through them. I don't know what to make of this here.

[@genosamuel2.1]

That was probably Null taking over his account to stop all the people yelling at Chris on twitter.

[@101Volts]

*June, not "Juny."

[@christopherwashington2417]

@@101Volts I Can beat him in Soul Calibur

[@EvanUn0]

>I raised Patti ever since she was a puppy By raised, he means he pet her sometimes and that’s it. I thought Patti was more of an outside dog. I still stand by the idea that Patti was the only thing that Chris ever genuinely loved. To this day he still brings her up, and her death got more of a reaction out of him than Bob’s. I never realized that he drew a Sonichu on her papers to put her to sleep. Fuckin Christ...

[@MoltandMigrate]

She also wasn't actually even in the room when Patti was put down. That's the saddest part of it all...

[@KittyCrystal]

To be fair, I couldn't be in the room when my beloved pet was put down. Some people can't emotionally handle being present for a family member's passing like that. Since Chris struggles with emotional connections anyway, it's not surprising he would want a degree of separation from that sort of moment.

[@MoltandMigrate]

@@KittyCrystal I get that, but consider that Patti has only ever known her family. Her whole life is centered around her owners, and in those last moments, when they aren't there...I couldn't imagine being more lost and confused. My folks were away when our family cat of 19 years died. I was 24, myself. I was left to taking her to the vet, hearing the prognosis, and choosing to end her suffering. I've, luckily, not had to deal with death very often, so I was, and sometimes still am, a wreck about it. But, I felt like it would have been abandoning my Lucy to not be with her in those last moments. She was purring, peaceful, much more at peace then I think I will ever be. I'm shaking with emotion while writing this, and it's been over two years, now. Idk, I'm not trying to shame you or anyone else. Everyone has their own emotional needs to tend to. You're completely right about that. I just know that I, personally, wouldn't want to be left alone with just the coldness of professional death. I would want my caretakers there to see me off.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Shit, I’m a grown-ass man and when my beloved kitty since childhood (he stayed behind with my parents as I moved out; didn’t seem right selfishly taking him with me away from his lifelong home) had to be put down I couldn’t even go with my old folks to the vet to have it done. That shit is the absolute worst...

[@MoltandMigrate]

@@blueberrypitbull87 You realise being transgender doesn't inherently mean you suffer from gender dysphoria, right? And, if she's "faking it," she's been consistently "faking it" for more than five years, now. All in all, I don't care what her gender is. I just refer to people by the pronouns they prefer to aid in communication and to not be a douchecanoe.

[@misterguyman9669]

Meghan is one of the most patient and understanding women on the planet and Chris took advantage of her kindness. God bless Meghan wherever she is today.

[@Lindaliddle1]

To be fair, Chris would constantly buy her things that she "hinted" she wanted or etc. In their emails it's pretty prevalent. So she got something out of the exchange like some kind of sugar daddy without the sugar.

[@gjvalleyvalley6352]

@@Lindaliddle1 well she did pay him back though. Presumably she asked him because she didn't have a credit card for ebay.

[@hermitrab]

false, she literally got mad at him for getting into the things she liked. Like wtf. when I started skating and boxing I was so glad my friends got into it and when my girlfriend gets into something I always try to get into it too so we can enjoy it together. And here's megan who's mad that Chris is genuinely enjoying what she likes which gives them common interests and something g to talk about.

[@lance2533]

She hot

[@wesleyfilms]

@@gjvalleyvalley6352 I wouldn’t want to get put on a list because I bought a bunch of German soldier photos either lol

[@bobsnow6242]

It's funny how Chris lost his mind over being depicted crudely in others' fanart while simultaneously being utterly indifferent to Megan's pleas to stop including her as a character in his own comics (and then eventually drawing Shecameforcwc). You'd think that after being deeply disturbed by the creepy harassment and unflattering use of his own image from the trolls it would give him at least an inkling of perspective and empathy towards how he made Megan feel, but nope, our boy just doubled down and made full-on porn of her.

[@American-Zero]

That's because Chris doesn't get that not all women are gonna fall in love with him just because he draws crude comics and is autistic. He was even so desperate to win her heart, he entered that stupid contest thinking she'll be impressed enough to take his virginity. Him making that NSFW pic of her was the last straw..any sane woman would do the same and distances themselves from this sick ass creep, especially when he made it because he was afraid he was going to rape her.

[@justinjoeltracyii]

YOOOO HE DID WHAT

[@American-Zero]

@@gravesidepoet5405 It may not have been, but he should've shown respect for her and not include her into art like that. She also didn't appreciate that shrine dedicated to her or her created image in Soul Calibur. Chris was in the wrong.

[@American-Zero]

@@gravesidepoet5405 Tell me you're not defending him...

[@fornavnefternavn208]

​@@gravesidepoet5405 Because tha'ts just insanely creepy and especially when that person has expressed no intereset in a relationship and have swatted away advances multiple times, it's kind of stalker behaviour like she said. If you don't want to sleep or be in a relationship with me, im just gonna draw us having sex wtf? and then share if with the whole world aswell.

[@noone3305]

“bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti...” “ *WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A PS3 AND A CHANCE TO BE ON ROBOT CHICKEN?!?!* “

[@misfit6679]

I was getting all teared up and then that came after, holy fuck

[@mitchellalexander9162]

Mood Whiplash

[@aboundingvampirekiller2048]

Its like if you listen to Meatloaf's "It's all coming back to me now" then plays Weird Al's "Dare to be Stupid" soon after

[@TobeyFairre7861]

Emotional whiplash

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I find it so creepy how he writes his actual thoughts on Megan in his comics.

[@fandyus4125]

Well, it was mentioned that he had his development stunted on multiple fronts. Seems like his self-awareness stopped developing at the age of 6.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Fandyus Yup. It’s really scary. But I do believe that if he would be diagnosed today, it would probably be a completely different diagnosis than autism.

[@fandyus4125]

@@patrickkelmer6290 In my opinion, he needs to be locked up in an asylum. It's obvious that this guy is not sane.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

@@fandyus4125 100% agree. It´s a miracle he hasnt been the last 10 years.

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

Patrick Kelmer It’s because he expects his readers to feel pity for Chris and understand his emotions and basically push and solidify Megan into the relationship.

[@Mittens...]

I was legit hoping the form for his dog's euthanasia would be the ONLY thing he wouldn't draw sonichu on and I let out a verbal "GOD DAMMIT CHRIS"

[@jhennyclothing]

Hahhahahah

[@contestir800]

I said the same exact thing.

[@CabbageTheMan]

I was thinking "he better not bring Sonichu into this," but he never fails to disappoint

[@ey-te1jx]

Honestly I understand it. He couldn't cope with her death so he included her into his escapist fantasy world

[@eustacebagge5873]

@@ey-te1jx no dude, in the actual forms that lets the vet kill ur dog humanely, he signed the waiver and drew a sonichu on it. AFTER THAT, did he add patti to CWCville

[@saturnas]

Cole's words are raw and unsettling, but as a victim of abuse and neglect, it's completely understandable why he felt or still feels that way. He's taken as selfish, but imo he's right about distancing himself from his abusers and also controling mentions about Chris or his family on social media. Being a part of Chris' life is like quicksand, a thing you fall into and can end up drowning and suffocating your own life. Yet, his interpretation is twisted at one point: when he says Barb only loved Chris. Chris was probably sheltered and enabled by Barb and Bob because of his autism and Cole saw it as love, but Chris was also neglected and abused by his parents. Bob had good intentions (like building the studio), but sometimes crossed lines and did more harm than good (like paying girls to pretend to like his son). We really have no heroes in this story.

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Well, there’s always Adam Stackhouse

[@wadejg_blaze0n213]

And Patti the Dog

[@Nemonowoa739]

It's like i've always said, Chris Chan's life is the greatest greek tragedy

[@genesisdcardenas9360]

And Mary Lee Walsh

[@jordythecat7181]

There's also the fact that his mom straight-up threatened suicide just so he'd stop trying to clean her hoard or go to a convention

[@user-my9ll1uk1j]

I really love how cole search for his father feels just like a side story

[@tumulovermelho93]

Side quest

[@ml6525]

Backdoor pilot

[@aksaraylicelali]

DLC

[@xelAlexx]

hero and dark story

[@iammegamanx]

@@xelAlexx LOL

[@epicrotfl7017]

Is nobody going to talk about the part where Geno reads “soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” without breaking character?

[@kameronnab3322]

I laughed so hard at that

[@mutestingray]

He got me at “masturbating and squirtin’”.

[@fyourfeelings6830]

I busted out laughing

[@anastasiac.6508]

Seriously how the hell does he do that...in the previous episode he reads the part in the comic where chrischu farts and he reads it stubborn as hell. I would have bursted out laughing

[@P3ndejosG4ng]

His scrapped audios must be a blooper goldmine

[@Unicornucopia3]

“Remember your original gender… stay straight…never fight.” Whelp, Chris didn’t follow his own advice.

[@reeferseasalt]

Inner self-loathing/confusion

[@harryshanahan1878]

'i might need to consider a gender changing opperation'

[@RipScissor]

Literally everything Classic Chris says is some kind of dark foreshadowing.

[@mokla_]

@@reeferseasalt What?

[@Gioachina0279]

He overthrown his own advice because thats the only way he could get closer to females. He wants to stay in a Woman Prison too. I think a predatory guy like him shouldn't be there

[@deletedplzdelete779]

I can't fuckin believe how hyped I was for the return of Bionic the Hedgehog. Like you were telling the story and said basketball and immediately I said 'oh shit it's Bionic'. Help me.

[@kcninetales5973]

I feel so bad for Megan. Whenever I see her and Chris in a picture together, she looks uncomfortable. I respect her for being one of the few people in his life that told him what he was doing was wrong, and she put up with his antics more than most. While it was nice that she was able to introduce My Little Pony and Sailor Moon to him, I'm glad she cut off all contact with him. He should seriously stop trying to talk to her, but clearly he doesn't listen to anyone's advice, nor does he accept that he should move on.

[@fcnl]

I can't believe the patience she had with Chris. If I were in her shoes, I would've just told him to fuck off a long time ago. But, even when she is very upset with him, she still attempts to handle it gently and attempted to teach Chris why what he was doing was wrong.

[@chriswilson3126]

Sometimes the best thing a girl can do for both parties is tell the guy to well and truly where to go. I think she genuinely felt sorry for him though, and I have respect for the patience she gave him. Hopefully the Chris fallout doesn't follow her too much.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Look her up. She is far from innocent. There was a reason why she tolerated him for as long as she did.

[@chriswilson3126]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Hmm I'm intrigued. Where should I look?

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Chris Wilson You know, the usual CWC lore haunts. But the tl; dr is that she used him financially to buy her things online - the most notorious purchase being nazi memorabilia. While she didn’t in any shape or form deserve Chris’ sausage fingers all up/over her business, she did take advantage of him also.

[@Tokkimaybe]

i wish he had named the jerkops "the jerkstapo"

[@the-NightStar]

You clearly overestimate his cleverness.

[@Tokkimaybe]

@@the-NightStar no, unfortunately i know that chris' "creativity" stops at...well, at its start; there was operation BARBarossa, but that wasn't even his idea anyways...

[@sophian9105]

Oh that would have been good

[@Jokah_baybee]

@@Tokkimaybe the CWCStapo is actually a thing

[@tannerparks2822]

The East German judge rates that a Nein out of ten

[@rin-cx1ge]

christian- continuously professing his love for megan megan- telling Christian to leave her alone and stop harassing her christian- oh megan you're such a good listener 😍💘✨

[@TheMadTurtle]

Beau you so craaaayzyyy

[@MrBubonicChronic]

Rewatching this, I've realized that Chris was a horrible person long before the trolls and manipulators showed up.

[@spaghettimon3851]

No wonder why the trolls keep dunking on him, seriously.

[@workaccount8732]

his awful parents were the original trolls. he was fucked the moment the hospital let those absolute wastes take him home

[@MizantropMan]

Yeah, first online discussion of Chris happened almost exactly on his 25th birthday. Before that, it was just the people in his nearest vicinity interacting with him, and it was also pre-social media, so he couldn't harrass VAs and others in real time.

[@moralkombat66]

Poor parenting will do that to ya

[@Siksama]

Not really lol? Maybe odd and self entitled but, horrible? The trolls caused everything past that.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Megan: Stop touching me. STOP. How many times do I have to te-YOU'RE TOUCHING ME AGAIN. Stop touching me! No touchy Chris: g i r l

[@johnsmith-cl8lk]

At least he finally found a boyfriend free girl (:

[@bojackbovine4596]

@@johnsmith-cl8lk :(

[@darkrider189]

@@johnsmith-cl8lk husband free girl, actually

[@BakedBrain7100]

“A girlfriend to help him tidy up.” I think his parents were the ones telling him he needs a girlfriend maybe? Like putting in his head that he needs to find someone to take care of him.

[@lizard9320]

I do wonder

[@heymynameispablo]

sounds like they didn’t want him to be their problem anymore and wanted to just pass him off to some woman, as if any normal woman would accept that

[@thenrgdrink7694]

in part one, it is mentioned that bob paid some of chris' classmates to be his gal-pals saying that "its the only way chris would have had friends of any kind", so if this turns out to be true, i wouldn't be surprised at all

[@bibitch]

I was thinking the same, with the repeated mentions of finding someone "his age" specifically. Sounds like what an adult would say to a kid: "Find someone your own age."

[@twilight3272]

@@bibitch ...In the context of what happened to Barb, I wonder if something had almost happened a few times before, but only when Barb had dementia did she not have the mind or power to tell him to stop.

[@PigMan161]

I really like that Chris apologises for being a badass.

[@sonicteeelo23]

Adam Stackhouse is the best character, he's not even a troll or a villain, (he didn't even know Chris) and yet indirectly ruins Chris Chan life.

[@realpaperstarzz]

Chris: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME Adam Stackhouse: I don’t even know who you are

[@RichoRosai]

To me, it was just Tuesday.

[@danielscheumack772]

Chris, present day: You will

[@robswitzer8334]

I love how you pronounce his typos as written.

[@verynaisu]

Same that shit kills me

[@juanitobananas87]

“Virgina”

[@sirbirbton]

WHT

[@360Fov]

LOL Gino's a bastard for reading out a smiley face as "colon closed paranthesis".... Chris can't even squeeze a :) past Gino 🤣🤣

[@MrGamemaker8]

That kind of goes against him not wanting to put a spin on the presentation. I don't like it

[@danterodgers2304]

I found it kinda beautiful that Barbra and Bob abused and neglected their children. Then they have one last child who caused them the same amount of torment they inflicted on their children.

[@michaeljmyers1995]

Holy fuck..............

[@NiekKuijpers]

They didnt abuse their children

[@TonyBMan]

Haha neglecting and shitting up multiple marriages and offspring is fucking abuse.

[@SuperDangleDude]

@@landismemes4454 yeah but an old fashioned man wouldn't remove himself from his marriage and cut off contact with children he already had. I'm not casting blame on either of them, outside of their relationship with CWC I don't really know anything about them, but my guess would be they both had their demons.

[@Ruemir007]

WOAH

[@Pandorasreah]

The fact that the comic about patty was more about her gratitude to Chris than about her is a perfect display of his ego.

[@seankock7649]

Nah i thought that was chrid writting it so he doesnt feel bad for being the one to sign her death, he was probably feeling guilty about that

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Megan tolerated Chris for entirely too long.

[@brandokalrizian]

@@lukasmiller535 be nice to people

[@RabbyRabbithole]

she kinda wasn't XD he just plowed through her not tolerating him which is awful

[@halfbakedmedia]

She seemed very scared. The look on her face in that photo made me think it, and they prolly knew where she lived. I mean if I were Megan I'd be worried about that

[@mallyxtheunyielding7212]

@@halfbakedmedia She should have stopped talking to him period, I get its a tricky situation and she's young but ffs there comes a point where you need to stop hanging around weird and potentially dangerous people

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

Yeah if she had told him to fuck off when they were in highschool, maybe he would've learned.

[@WereDictionary]

"What would you do for a PS3?" Chris: "I'd buy it" I dont know why but this cracks me up every time

[@thedigiseviper1330]

I'm man enough to admit that Patti's eulogy made me cry. Chris has done horrific things, unforgivable things, but despite all that Patti was a source of unconditional love and care, who was always there for him. I believe that dog was probably the one being in his life who helped keep him grounded in reality.

[@spceinvdr6603]

That dog was more of a parent than bob and barb

[@HinkusBinkus]

Man that shit made me cry again, and I knew it was coming

[@toxicturtle9077]

It's hard to view Chris Chan as a human because he's so absorbed in his own world. The only way we know how to interact with him is on the basis that he's some sort of abstraction, like an equation where if you input a certain amount of trolling, you'll get an output in the form of a funny video/comic or delusional rant. He's too otherworldly to associate ourselves with him (yet we still hold him to our standards). Online and societal insensitivity toward autism has always been around, so it's not exclusive to him, but underneath that, his warped self-image, creepy habits, embarrassing presentation, and unspeakable actions, is a human, no matter how many memes we make to conceptualize or dismiss him. Remember, he wrote that eulogy when he was 24. Almost nothing we know him for today had happened yet. His worst sin at that time was making unwanted advances with women (which is a given for someone with autism-- not to downplay it, but to contextualize it). Also keep in mind that most of his videos and rants at this time are just desperate attempts to relate his world to ours. Anyone who's been friends with, knows family members who've had, or has autism or Asperger's themselves understands how tragic and embarrassing it can be. Again, I'm not using his autism as a get-out-of-jail-free card for all the horrible things he's done, it's so we understand him. I think the sincerity of the eulogy speaks to two incredibly sad realities of Chris Chan: the first being that he is more like us than we'd like to admit, and the second being that he could have turned out differently; better. Patti allowed us to feel as Chris Chan does; to relate to him, and once that bridge disappeared, it was all downhill from there, and we'd no longer (be able to) feel empathy for him. It's almost fateful watching Vivian Gee's logs with him from around the same time, like she knows total calamity lies ahead and no one else, not even Chris Chan himself, can foresee it. Patti's death (symbolizing the death of the last living piece of his childhood, ironically, as his whole life has been marred by dragging aspects of his childhood into the present and ruining them, with Patti being the only thing he couldn't) marked the last time anyone wanted to or could have stopped his mental free-fall.

[@thedigiseviper1330]

@@toxicturtle9077 that is the best written way to put that I have ever seen. Thank you for that.

[@seanmac1793]

@@toxicturtle9077 Extremely well written and insightful. Chris to me symbolizes a failure of us as a species we could have helped him develop out of this but we didn't we encouraged it because we derived joy from it and it that way we aren't that different from him not being able to understand social ques. I would like to say had I been involved with this stuff early on I would have been the helping hand but I can't because I know it's bullshit.

[@arsonmouse2511]

Chris throws around the "im autistic and im a virgin" card just like kids on tiktok throw "im mentally ill and a minor" as an excuse for their behavior and an attempt to not face the consequences of their actions.

[@sparklecat60]

the chris-chan revolution and its effects

[@YumBun-l6j]

But if their mentally ill it’s kinda valid

[@arsonmouse2511]

@@YumBun-l6j you still have to face the consecuencess of your actions

[@alperenaydogan6712]

Yeah being like Christ so normalized. Thanks tiktok

[@UnknownAutist-pb6ml]

@@sparklecat60 the Chris-Chan revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@RustyBrusher]

Patty’s goodbye is the most normal thing Chris has ever written, I was half expecting him to plug sonichu Edit: never mind

[@anastasiac.6508]

LMAO

[@XXavierSin-XXs]

Had me in the first half, ngl

[@Domo15]

😂😂😂

[@whoknowswhocares885]

You fool

[@oaktoaster8599]

sorry you had to find out the hard way lol

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"I do not regret giving life to Cole," Wow Barb... How sweet...

[@princesskayla1400]

Toxic mother that for sure.

[@lonesome1689]

@@princesskayla1400 we don’t know that, nobody truly knows if she really was abusive

[@ktgrnhig]

“That’s very Christian of Barb. Too bad I’m an atheist.” Gold.

[@Canadish]

Karma's a b i t c h it seems.

[@L62248]

@@lonesome1689 well cole sure does

[@CaptainClappinCheeks]

If 4 Chan found out about chris Chan he would’ve won that rap contest

[@duckmeat4674]

Or lost it to another liquid Chris which would've been even better

[@jolyneweebo8108]

@@Bajungadustin you underestimate the power of people on 4 chan.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Even if he did ended up winning the contest, Megan wouldn’t have gone along with him anyways since he doesn’t seem to know how to keep his grubby hands to himself.

[@darkrider189]

I'd love to see the timeline where he wins, goes with Megan, they get married, and she turns his life around. Just for giggles.

[@Reeeeeee12345]

@@HerrDeutschBlood Is she talking about actual physical touching, or touching between his comic character and the character of her he made?

[@attitudeproblem6462]

It’s quite telling that neither of the kids from Bob and Barb’s previous marriages spoke to or had contact w/ them in their later years. Can’t help but think that Chris was their karma…

[@theholygamer969]

Undoubtedly so. This blob of a man child was their penance. Nothing more embarrassing than this. They abandoned their previous families, married way too quickly when they met, started drifting apart fast, had another child way too late into their lives, didn't even bother to raise said child properly, didn't seek help because they knew they'd get in trouble if people found out about their neglect, and now the whole internet knows who they really are. Their treatment of others, and their entitled son, is their legacy.

[@cakecrumb095]

I like how he tells guys to get My Little Ponies to learn how to stroke girls and their hair, which is all superficial. Then he tells girls to get Transformers because he thinks girls have to understand the complexities of a guy. Really speaks to how he views girls and women as playthings, but wants girls to like him for his personality.

[@marinatedweasel5424]

Like he treats people like toys

[@cakecrumb095]

@@marinatedweasel5424 yes!

[@absxlutelyy-9169]

I actually never thought of it this way. Well put! That makes a lot of sense in terms of how he was. The amount of theme he said he would “respect you” I.e his further girlfriend, yet sexually harassed the only girl that befriended him.

[@cakecrumb095]

@@absxlutelyy-9169 yes!

[@Flightless_Wings]

@@absxlutelyy-9169 He never wanted a girlfriend for companionship anyways. Dude just wanted to lose his virginity, like wth.

[@spo.okiezz]

Everyone talks about patti’s eulogy but i think the true tear jerking moment is coles email to chris “it’s obvious she only loves you” just something about that hits hard to me and makes me feel bad for anyone who was unfortunate enough to be associated with the chandlers

[@ayejay8847]

My only problem is how he let years of resentment, rage, and abuse be laid into a guy who wasn’t even born yet.

[@ayejay8847]

@Jethus: the forgotten brother of jesus chris.

[@animefan2454]

@@ayejay8847 that part was kinda unsettling

[@ccinco2094]

@@ayejay8847 yea i felt like his brother should have held back from saying that stuff since chris had no part of it. Little out of pocket. Nor do i think chris could fully understand his brothers situations in the first place

[@JennyfaninSweden]

As a man, I can confirm that I do actually work as a autobot and that my first gf did learn much about my inner workings by examining the toy line.

[@GigaChadh976]

Optimus prime Taught me how to jerk off

[@mino4445]

@@GigaChadh976 lmaoo wtf

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

@@GigaChadh976 Who didn't jerk off to Optimus Prime tbh tho?

[@spookyangelbb]

Chris literally says: "if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well get a gender change operation." And he did. Crazy

[@evilgrin2376]

Lmao

[@lanceszydlek179]

He grew some tits, he still got the twig n berries

[@dogegame2k398]

Ominous foreshadowing

[@FeinEZ]

This series has some of the best foreshadowing in existence

[@TradeUpBinder4eva]

Man of his word, err.... woman.

[@future_cowboy107]

Dad constantly tried to make him grow, mom constantly coddled him. Dad, being elderly, gave up and relented to what mom wanted to do with Chris. So he learned to turn to women for care and emotional support. The school, trying to keep him under control, played into his delusions by giving him "gal-pals" who were paid to pretend to be his friends. Then at the end of high school he lost every single one of them, and every bit of support he had. He naturally desired to get that back, leading him to his intense focus on trying to find a girl in public and to Megan. She reacts to him how every one of his "gal-pals" would have honestly reacted to him if they had not been paid. He was left with no idea how to deal with any of this. Instead of sitting Chris down and making it crystal clear that women were not a support mechanism, he literally had the idea that they were underlined for him by every single person in his life growing up. It is absolutely no wonder he turned out this way, and it is absolutely no wonder that the story has taken the dark turn it has. They failed him.

[@KaptainKatana]

Love this, very compelling psychological assessment that definitely holds weight

[@GuyShōtō]

I would go a far as to say that Chris views women as toys, not individual people, hence why he predatorily did the heinous things he did to his mother.

[@crashzom8927]

@@davekegley4724 it's his parents fault but mainly Chris'

[@kitosjek9541]

@@davekegley4724 way to miss the point baldy

[@salsathemonkey22]

It was Bob who insisted on Chris not working in lieu of welfare

[@notsoisaac5941]

i’m dead at his brother making him ask the mom who his dad was in exchange for the vote

[@arrfffff7455]

One of the best part

[@mcgheebentle1958]

I read this comment but literally didn’t understand a word of it until I got to that part in the video. Weird family dynamic doesn’t even cover the interactions in this “family” lol

[@animefan2454]

Kinda mean cause seems like Chris trying at least to bond with his brother

[@shartymcgriddle8714]

@@animefan2454 he only contacts him when HE needs something from him. Chris Chan doesn’t give a shit about connecting with his brother.

[@Acolyte_501st]

I do think Cole should have given Chris the vote after it was clear he tried his best to get a truthful answer out of her.

[@alcatrazclad]

He’s been using the “I’m autistic and a virgin” card as if that’s going to get him what he wants. As if it’s going to change people’s minds and as if it’s going to excuse him from any wrongdoing. It’s sick.

[@albadude1922]

I’m not scared to admit it, but I’m 22, autistic and a virgin too. The thing is I don’t really care about losing my virginity if it happens, fine. But right now I really couldn’t give 2 shots about losing it.

[@Dooom65]

A Lot of autistic people are assholes who learn to use their retarded Card pretty early on.

[@domeplsffs]

@@albadude1922 Not sure if real or not - but please don't aspire to be another virgin with rage xD

[@embracethenoid9085]

@@albadude1922 just wait until you and the other person like each other. WAY better than losing it to lose it.

[@XombieLejon66]

Now he moved up to "I'm autistic, trans, and I'm Jesus" to excuse his wrongdoings

[@taylorbolser]

I feel bad for Megan. I’ve learned that if you have to keep repeating your boundaries over and over again, you just have to stop associating with that person. They’ll never care, they aren’t listening. She tried to be patient with him, and was probably afraid of stirring up drama at the game place as well. What an uncomfortable situation for her

[@kwingle]

Dunno if you continued in the series, but i heard from someone in the comments on what.. video 2? 3? that he actually made a drawing of him raping her so “he wouldn’t actually do it”. And then PRESENTING IT to Megan??? I don’t know how far along in the series you have to be to find it, but its wild.

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

very true. i’ve learned this because i was the one not respecting boundaries. it is so cringey to look back on, but i am thankful i learned from it and that the person i was way too into was levelheaded, kind, and actually cared about me but also cared abt himself and wanted the best for himself, which is something i am learning to do for myself. the experience taught me a lot about delusion and healthy interactions.

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

@@kwingleoh god.

[@surfboardjoker6299]

@@AlexisTwoLastNamesyour really insightful and empathic comment and then the "oh god." right underneath perfectly encapsulates everybody's experience with chris chan LMFAO

[@DemonicRemption]

@taylorbolser I know Chris-Chan's autistic, but how selfish does anyone have to be to care so little about another person's feelings? He must get it from his mother. And he has the gall to wonder why he's single.

[@reloadpsi]

"By the way, how is Bubbles? That lucious [sic] set of water and electricity." I just noticed that line and I can't even.

[@commiezombie2477]

How this dude kept winning all these contest, that shit seemed impossible as a kid.

[@MrIveyIsBonkers]

He won maybe only 2, the Sonic one back in the 90s, and a Guitar Hero one fueled by the trolls.

[@kippoilmagikarp]

He participated in so many contests that it was almost impossible for him to not win at least a few of them

[@commiezombie2477]

@@MrIveyIsBonkers that's 2 more than anyone I've ever known my entire life. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461]

Christine would have been having a winning streak in those contests.

[@aoki6332]

@@kippoilmagikarp yeah and there the pity factor to of him saying he's autistic

[@RetroTvVideos]

That last photo is pretty haunting if you showed it to a random person they would think "man that is a pretty cool kids room" then it slowly pans over to Chris looking creepy as.

[@RxTerps]

He’s autistic man. Lots of autistic people still act like children as adults. Its different in every case , I’m no professional but I’ve seen it before

[@ginogatash4030]

@@RxTerps he's not Chris Chan kind of creepy in that specific photo, he looks more like some stranger entering a room that isn't their's, it's incredible how he always looks uncomfortable and awkward even in his home.

[@anonb4632]

@@RxTerps I'm on the spectrum and I'm nothing like that. Sure I like collecting books, but we're talking classic novels not a Japanese franchise which should have died twenty years ago.

[@misao6397]

@@anonb4632 Doesn't matter what people collect, it's more the attitude if anything. Autistic or not, Chris is just a creepy dude.

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

@@anonb4632 Collecting books isnt a bad hobby. Its troubling at worst if you collect porn mags or hentai.

[@ChristinaGXL]

Clearly the only genuine emotions he's ever felt were to Patti. They're the most clear and coherent sentences he's ever written. Being autistic myself it's terrifying how much of this is hitting a little too close to home, though I suppose the self awareness to see that and question myself is part of what separates us.

[@Kavilion]

I had this same revelation the first time I watched this. I identify so much with Chris’ awkwardness, and I think only my self-awareness spared me from the same fate.

[@rydz656]

I miss eugenics.

[@aksaraylicelali]

Here it is, gentlemen! The autistic car and country music loving waifu! Heheheh unlike Chris you seem like a fun person to be friends with

[@scoopishere7881]

@@rydz656 pardon?

[@aloncohen6169]

Same, I'm also autistic. Watching this really made me appreciate my parents teaching me self-reflection.

[@ejlowell0329]

“You pretend that the pony is the girl you like” *jar flashbacks intesifies*

[@halfbakedmedia]

Have you seen where the MLP cum jar guy was interviewed by Whang?

[@kona-p5579]

@@halfbakedmedia really? I’m not sure I even want to see that haha

[@halfbakedmedia]

@@kona-p5579 I was pretty surprised the uncensored pics made it to KZbin. Lol, the guy covered his face for obvious reasons

[@PrettyDamnDandy]

Based kamen rider watcher

[@noodleboiuwu684]

@@halfbakedmedia I thought he'd be fat and gross, if I didn't know who Chris was I'd assume someone like Chris but he's actually kinda normal and not gross.

[@andrewzgherea2206]

"He wished for it to become an educational video, shown in schools, but this goal has yet to be accomplished." *yet.*

[@arrfffff7455]

May god have mercy on the class who’s teacher was either not caring enough for the children or super ill informed

[@obamium3020]

Who knows, it may be shown in a history class someday

[@brycehurley1547]

@@obamium3020 more likely a college behavioral science course

[@MegaLordBane]

Psychological eval college level course.

[@gunigougou4505]

@@MegaLordBane Can definitely seeing Chris Chan becoming a case study.

[@collinmclaren6608]

*Hand-drawn comic of recently deceased dog, portraying Chris's artistic rendition of what Patti's final thoughts might have been* Oh, that's actually kind of touching... *Chris then walks outside the next day, only to realize she has been transformed into an anthropomorphic dog-like creature* ........For a solid minute I just had a look of slack-jawed bewilderment

[@animefan2454]

Almost like what he does to Bob.

[@nicolewelch6165]

I mentally was prepared for something worse

[@TheFreakJessie]

"I am here, and y'all are there." In my opinion, that's an iconic line.

[@thaksjtube]

"Yes I am a homophobe. I fear them all."

[@thunderrunner666]

good grief

[@cassandravanmeter304]

I am glad to be feared by Chrischan

[@yassineszn17]

@@cassandravanmeter304 you should be the one fearing him

[@kellalizard]

Drinking game: Take a sip every time a Boyfriend-Free Girl is mentioned Finish your drink when Sonichu is mentioned That's it. That's the game. You now have alcohol poisoning and should have your stomach pumped immediately.

[@nicolewelch6165]

I know this is a joke but 100% we would have gone through an entire fifth

[@manicnovae]

Tried it, reporting back from the ER

[@bennettthorne8580]

Alternate drinking game: Take a sip every time “chu” is said Good luck 💀

[@booba6542]

Take a shot every time he mentions "manajerks" and "jerkops"

[@manicnovae]

@@booba6542 thanks I’m dead

[@justusususus1079]

The image of Chris singing and spinning with the fire graphic is hilarious

[@reloadpsi]

@Insert Name Here Exactly; while it might be easy to blame autism for that lack of self-reflection, a much later interaction with Kacey has her openly berate Chris for being way more narcissistic than any autistics that she alleged to have ever worked with. "You act bipolar, not autistic!" was one of the most interesting things she said.

[@GigaChadh976]

It’s equally funny because t kind of predicted He’d set his own house on fire

[@reloadpsi]

@@GigaChadh976 That joke has been done to death and yet it's still actually quite funny.

[@ketkruveixasofficial]

I'm rewatching the series and the fucking Birthday Boy filter killed me.

[@confusedaf1112]

@@ketkruveixasofficial duck and turn duck and tuuuurrrn

[@domcatanzarite4623]

patti’s death is so depressing, especially the fact that he somehow found a way to involve sonichu

[@bigdog9211]

"Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti." *WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A PS3 AND A CHANCE TO BE ON ROBOT CHICKEN?*

[@KaiBlackstar22]

What would I do for a PS3? Back then I decided to wait till they brought the slim, as the set of games were low at the time.

[@battery2687]

Crap. I commented this without seeing this first

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

These segues are insane lmfao

[@Sryth]

Gets me every fucking time

[@rebeccah.4443]

I've genuinely watched your old version like ten times by now, yet Chris's antics are still shocking.

[@fcnl]

Haha, I'm with you. Also, every time a new episode comes out I watch all the older ones again before watching the new ones... They're so packed full of content there's almost always something you have forgotten about.

[@CylenX6]

Same here, same here. I've gotten to the point whereas I can damn near quote most of Chris Chan's clips in the documentary. The Docuseries is "What keeps us fascinated"!

[@chknnuggies]

I’m not gonna lie he knocked the dogs eulogy out of the park, that shit hurt the way it’s supposed too.

[@Immallama22]

When he's not writing about something painfully autistic he can be a genuinely decent wordsmith.

[@Herodollus]

@@Immallama22 Someone mentioned how "Sonichu" is a cancer that spreads into everything chris is involved with and it strikes true listening to his eulogy for the family dog

[@Reality.juiced]

What is grief, if not love persevering?

[@obamgma]

megan's patience with chris was honestly incredible. there are a ton of people in the same sort of position as chris who i'm sure would've killed to have a friend like her, so it's honestly hilarious that chris managed to burn that bridge to the fucking ground so thoroughly

[@BenjaminGroff-qi6lc]

Mad respect to her for that. If I was in her position, I would get as far away from that man as possible.

[@LorrisSpatterban1986]

Megan made Chris buy her antique pictures of Nazi soldiers on Ebay, because she found them attractive. This is true.

[@Namiser]

Cole's email has to be one of the most well-written, cold, brutal direct emails I've ever read.

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

@Mattress Store Wouldn't be surprised if he actually celebrated when he found out.

[@drkissinger1]

What I noticed is that Cole actually shares some of Chris's weird verbal affectations. "Republican cur" is such a weird turn of phrase that it could almost be a late-era CWCism.

[@annelong8374]

Cole should write a book about Chris. He truly deserves the chance to cash in.

[@skivvy3565]

The man is a good movie critic and etc. excellent writer and super blunt and unapologetic

[@TheGhostWriterGirl]

As depressing as Cole's letter is, goddamn is it ever well-written. I feel so bad for him. I feel like Barb probably blew her top, assuming Chris read Cole's reply to her. It's such a zinger I got a second-hand burn just from reading it.

[@TheGhostWriterGirl]

@The Duke Of Flem IDK much about him, but from his letters I don't get ego so much as latent rage. When he talks about the abuse ("everything from bare-assed beatings to cold showers"), it really shows. I have a parent a lot like Barb and I don't think he's trying to brag, just trying to get across how hard he had to work and how he managed to build a nice, sane life for himself with zero help from his mother. The fact that Chris and Barb repeatedly verbally abuse and disparage him only to turn around and try to guilt trip him into giving them money really shows exactly what kind of dynamic he and Barb had. I really feel for the guy and honestly, it was nice of him to try and get Chris to see the truth. He clearly pitied his half-brother, but could also see the absolute monster Chris was becoming under Barb's care.

[@Wexter0083]

@@TheGhostWriterGirl Honestly I was listening to the Trash Taste episode and a lot of the comments were about how "everyone failed Chris" and to be honest seemed like Cole and Megan tried on some level to get Chris' head on straight. Cole about trying to get Chris to realize he needs to get away from their mother to be healthy (we know the irony of this statement now) and Megan trying to get Chris to realize that he needs to just be himself and that the companionship he is looking for is not something she can provided, but she still tried to be his friend. A lot of this seems to be a lot of Chris' lack of awareness about the warnings people are giving him.

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

@@TheGhostWriterGirl a lot of people like to regard Cole as narcissistic just because he is a movie critic and apparently gave a bad review to To Story 2 some decade ago. Also, he heavily monitor and censors every mention to Chris Chan in his work across youtube and his site, which ticks the maniacs of kiwi farms off

[@gr4ve-desecr4tor]

@@TheGhostWriterGirl This explains it perfectly. I don’t get why people get all pissy about Cole for that toy story 3 review. Honestly seeing how Chris was he probably just kept thinking of him while watching the movie. I wouldn’t be able to stand anything having to do with toys in that case. I also grew up with parents similar to Barb, reading his letters reminded me of how dark that place is growing up. It’s terrifying. And Barb an Chris just trying to get money of out of him just shows what they see him as. Just a way to get money, they don’t care about his feelings, his trauma, they don’t give a shit about him until they’re in hot water with money. Cole is one of the people in this I feel bad for the most.

[@amirmovsho6317]

@@AndreLuis-gw5ox Cole isnt a narcissist but he def got a big ego, i'm not saying that it's a problem, he is just like that, he calls himself the smartest movie critic and his career is founded on giving negative reviews to movies with perfect scores, also in the past you could pay him in order to get a drink with him in his wife's bar. he is def "quirky" to say the least but considering the people who "raised" him, he turned out a fine member of society and i respect him a lot, but if you dont know his relation with christory he comes off as a bit of an asshole.

[@Jess-jt4zf]

Damn, poor Cole... I'm left with the impression that he's an intelligent, emotionally mature guy that's deeply traumatised by his childhood but is doing everything in his power to move on with his life... What he shares in those emails is obviously the result of deep introspection and/or years of therapy. Looking back on the Chandler family story, with Cole in mind, I could totally see all the red flags... I hope he's doing well and wish him the best.

[@youtube-kit9450]

Read what Chris wrote to Cole what Barbara said "I don't regret giving birth to Cole" - which is nearly an insult as faint as praise that is "A few good years before the madness began" - doesn't admit she was abusive or anything and tries to paint it as some neutral thing or worse, something Cole also was responsible for. Typical gaslighting and completely normal for Barbara. "All things considered, I still love him very much" - again, textbook abusive gaslighting language by acting like they're a good person for still loving the other person despite "what they did" even though what they did was cut themselves off from a toxic piece of shit. "Like any mother would for her son" - insinuating it's just the bare minimum, she couldn't even bring herself to just say that she loves her son genuinely. Like, Bob wasn't pleasant and Chris is insane, but Barb is just a piece of shit.

[@trevorlahey2488]

Cole smithy is a bitch. “Muh republican bob” and “m-muh atheism”. Must be a miserable life

[@somuchfortalent]

@@trevorlahey2488 Damn, honey. That really upset you.

[@namjoonssexybrain1679]

@@trevorlahey2488 Weird how you leave out the years of abuse and just focus on those two things.

[@solarsnake]

@@trevorlahey2488 "muh" lol

[@Xploshi]

I often wonder how Chris would’ve criticised Adam Stackhouse for winning if he never had beatboxing or his sister in his rap entry

[@NN-ix9wf]

Are you a woman

[@komaru_7120]

@@NN-ix9wf what lmao

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@NN-ix9wf irrelevant

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

@@NN-ix9wf yes

[@shelby5809]

i'm a cuntboy@@NN-ix9wf

[@SkilesHasFun]

Your dedication to pronouncing all the typos as they're written is tremendous.

[@stevenjsummerville9743]

One of my favorite things in these

[@gabegrinff]

Plus Geno yelling everything Chris has typed in caps and then returning to his calm voice is amazing. And it's hilarious hearing someone yell Chris's word soup, I always double take and am like "wow did they really say that"

[@JaggedBird]

Can we pause to talk about Cole for a second? He’s very blunt but the fact he poured his heart out no matter how cold he was, he still did. I can appreciate him doing that unlike Chris is unable to. My heart goes out to him and I wish him well if he’s still around today. That poor bastard, he’s no different to a good friend of mine when it comes to his attitude due to how he was raised. I’m just glad from what we’ve seen he learned from the trauma rather than replicating it.. On a brighter note, the long sooooooooo then fucking corrupt was amusing. It makes me smile. 33:13 is also funny, nice job artist. I still feel sorry for Cole and Megan for the record...

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

JaggedBird He was well over forty when he wrote those emails to Chris. Hopefully he was well past the trauma in his early life and had made a good life for himself.

[@JaggedBird]

Ett Gammalt Bergtroll agreed. I get a cynical Doug Walker vibe off him

[@n-wordaficianado2990]

Lol he's 55 and has a Patreon (makes 83$ a month) and a Twitter with 2,000 followers. He's definitely not at his peak but he seems to be doing OK for someone nearing retirement.

[@Abysia]

If you've ever looked into Cole, he's a massively unpleasant person. He's not very smart, but arrogant as fuck.

[@kayakat1869]

@@Abysia it's all so tragic. I wonder if he would have been a better person if he wasn't abused as a child.

[@ShmeengusDingus]

Amazing how CWC unintentionally predicted their future in the hypothetical scenarios

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

The PaRappa the Rapper video also foreshadowed the fire at the Chandler's house.

[@reloadpsi]

@@AgsmaJustAgsma *snort*