Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 2

(2000-2004)
My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible.
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Part II begins with Chris' entry to PVCC up to his psychiatric evaluation from UVA. This is the renewed updated version with new narration and some altered details.
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[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@hellomonstershit]

Awesome doc! Couldn't stop watching 😮

[@andrewwales8827]

> Be Kelly > Be 40, now happily married with two kids and a successful career > One day decides to randomly look up Christian to see what he's been up to for all these years > It's 7/30/21

[@zahylon5993]

It wouldn't suprise me if she suddently deletes all her social media and changes her name out of the blue

[@leix7]

@@intjlifter9347 Who, Kelly?

[@Loungesugar]

Stop

[@Skepgnostic]

@@leix7 yes

[@dominickperez2952]

@@Skepgnostic isn't Kelly a woman? Or is there even more history

[@asurlybarber3620]

If Chris had been born 30 years prior, he just would have ended up as that sorta weird guy that works at the grocery store. But in the internet age, he never stood a chance.

[@lv7603]

Your comment is based on reality. Completely true.

[@user-mq2dy5ov6s]

Imagine the only record of Chris Chan being a Reddit comment on a post about local weirdos, talking about this clerk with a "Sonichu" medallion. Would've been good times

[@KeikaZ]

@@user-mq2dy5ov6s probably on r/askreddit too lol

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

as an autist and former grocery store worker myself, you're right on the money lol. had some coworkers that reminded me of chris in subtle ways but more well-adjusted

[@TheZigzagman]

Dude had plenty of rage and misogyny issues before the internet ever got a look at him. I think you're being very generous in your estimation of Luddite Chris.

[@andrewtim1989]

"on September 11th his search for love took a turn for the worst" is the most ominous statement ever made 🤣

[@Mind_Crimes]

Apparently getting detained by cops for virgin rage during the backdrop of the terror attacks, oh god.

[@dropout818]

And that new girl just fell right out of the sky...

[@SDAWG-69]

@@dropout818bro that nearly made me jump out of the nearest window

[@dropout818]

@@SDAWG-69 just like her!

[@shelby5809]

you guys are horrible lmfao

[@mickreypokeball7366]

Saying "Making Chrischan the first lets player in the modern sense of the word" dealt like 9 billion psychic damage to me

[@garfieldcouch4443]

He was a little too early. If he hit a little later and had a producer, he'd be some weird star.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

He was not the first Let’s Player. People have been recording themselves playing video games since the 1980’s. This claim he was the first to do it was just blown up by the trolls to make Chris’s ego more inflated so he acts more narcissistic and even more stupid.

[@lordcybercat4968]

@@Zakkatoos send

[@GangreneSerenity]

Cmon it’s not that big of a deal that’s like saying Henry ford made the first car! Idk it’s kinda neat

[@ZeroGamerAssassin]

Chris-Chan walked so Markiplier could run

[@DavidNorthMusic]

"He performed a Donald Duck impression to a child at the restaurant, bringing him to tears."

[@dawsonfoorfour]

I’ve heard it before and it sounds like something out of the 8th or 9th layer of hell.

[@mikecostello1248]

Sooo... he took off his pants and quacked around in just a shirt?

[@dawsonfoorfour]

@@mikecostello1248 No, when he went on a date with a girl named Emily he did the impression to her.

[@myquest666420]

Hahahaha that sentence is always going to be funny.

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

That good, huh?

[@siren7362]

In like fifteen years there will probably be a chris chan documentary that rips all its research from here and wins an academy award

[@galactic1555]

Tbf these videos are pretty much just recitements of the wiki

[@thomasalvarez6456]

@@galactic1555 That they are. However this is essentially an audio book. It even includes impersonations.

[@HelloKitty60621]

@@galactic1555 well, where else would he get his information?

[@cantunderstandnotry6130]

I can't wait to see who plays Chris in the biopic 🤣

[@cantunderstandnotry6130]

@@galactic1555 encyclopedia dramatica and The CWCiki in association with Geno Samuel 2 present Chris Chan a comprehensive documentary

[@xoticslop]

imagine being a nintendo employee in like 2003 that just received a VHS tape in the mail with animal crossing gameplay, and then you hear chris singing "tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage"

[@puttadonkonit3759]

"Simply amazing."

[@nesnonya3463]

I thought that was going to be the reason why it wouldn't be published, but I guess they let it slide because other than that his was probably the best if not only entry lol

[@Aatamixx]

I AUDIBLY LAUGHED AT THAT

[@anotherrandomasian]

@@puttadonkonit3759 this comment just got better with the 69 likes lol.

[@paigeypooh7011]

Lol!! I actually wonder if the employe actually watched the whole thing!

[@Krixooks]

I wonder if girls frequently told Chris "I already have a boyfriend" as a way to softly reject him. This recurring lie confounding Chris, it seeming as though no girls were single.

[@Onewingerdraven]

It was the pickleman taking all the girls before Chris could ask em out.

[@clownindan]

And as Robert Downey Jr once said, "you never go full retard."

[@VidelxSpopovich]

The Pickleman is me hero.

[@enterprisedavidcain]

And now in today’s world nobody can seem to get a date, male or female, they are just doing only fans or twitch

[@mandologist3811]

You don’t say

[@FryIronicMemeFace]

"On September 11th, his search for love took a turn for the worst..."

[@ItsStat1c]

Oh shit i never realized that

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@jinvid chris threw us all off the trail.. I'd bet he even started the conspiracies.

[@allens.6085]

Eyyyyy that's today

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

@@allens.6085 Happy birthday bro

[@TheDiego908]

"I fortunately did not go to jail" The plot thickens

[@patrickd.397]

To this day, I still think “He performed a Donald Duck impression to a child at the restaurant, bringing him to tears” is the best thing ever spoken by a human being.

[@GameyRaccoon]

What about "Plautistic- a plant, that is autistic."

[@patrickd.397]

Yeah that too

[@LadyVLR]

If that happened in 2001, that kid would be in their 20s by now. If they even remember the incident, wonder what they think of everything?!

[@momotaro1236]

I want to know if it brought him to tears or if it brought the kid to tears I need to know more about this incident

[@grimmbreak]

@@GameyRaccoon or how about "Blanca and I, well, she broke up with me, 'cause the pickle man tricked me again"

[@twinpeaksreference3981]

I'm still not over Chris trying to negotiate with Mary Lee Walsh by giving her "two points" on his "scale of respect." It's simply the perfect combination of his ego and his autism.

[@cdlahm7571]

I like how everything he has on there is only “I’ll consider…” I have a feeling he would have gone back on what he said he might do if they let him win

[@qTravis666]

@@cdlahm7571no, i think his vocabulary is just fucked lol 💀

[@garymcderp1146]

Telling her he’ll bump her up 2 points which would put her at 2 out of 10 is still basically like saying “I barely acknowledge your existence” 😂

[@Kemahudson]

He should have at least offered 4 points.

[@seanthenerd08]

It’s downright weird how many appearances and mentions in public programs Chris got, it’s insane.

[@TyshaggyGaming]

Chris had main character syndrome and it ruined his life.

[@r7calvin]

Nah, it's not that hard to get into a special interest magazine, school paper, or local news in a smaller market.

[@Probably_Gonna_Die]

@@r7calvin They said that it's weird not hard.

[@puttadonkonit3759]

he's kinda hard to ignore...

[@garshtoshteles]

This is, I think, a huge part of why he believes himself to be a main character in life. At this point he has appeared in like 6 published articles and two different published videos, I definitely think it made him feel exceptional.

[@FillBar]

I love how Bob's own son does not know which war he fought in yet thousands of strangers know he fought in the Korean War.

[@lindinle]

damn. he deserved more than chris. his country betrayed him.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

According to the CWCki, Bob did work IN Korea but served in 1946. So it wasn't during the war in Korea itself, but as an after-effect of WW2. So he still rates the WW2 victory medal for his efforts. Probably where Chris was confused.

[@tree_alone]

lol world war 2 how fucking old was his dad

[@bluespy4050]

Tristan F. Fucking old, to say the least

[@brendensibo9320]

Bob was born in 1927, so pretty damn old

[@shaolinotter]

Can you believe those women walked away from TWO christian respect points? Those must be worth big bucks today

[@jordanbauman-putnam9524]

They worth 10 bit coins a peice

[@fonk7661]

You'd think so, but nowadays due to inflation, its not even enough to buy a single chocolate bar

[@DeltaPi314]

@Salivar Ravilas You have to rectify for inflation rate. In 2000 one Dollar was worth 100 Zimbabwean dollars. On 2 February 2009 one USD was 300,000,000,000,000 ZWR. So each Chris Respect Point would be worth 3,000,000,000,000,000 ZWR. And that is back when it wasn't counted in septillions.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@fonk7661 Thank you captain obvious!

[@Mongo121314]

I'd wager they are worth a big handful of "C" quarters. Maybe even "W" quarters.

[@Xploshi]

Geno calling Chris’ singing “melody-free vocals” is my favourite subtle roast in this documentary series

[@jerrey6841]

unironically the singing wasn't that bad

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

So good

[@astershake1162]

Make more cursed shit pls, you helped me thru quarantine lol.

[@tardissins7512]

@@jerrey6841 bro…

[@Maddiedoggie]

oh my god hi

[@jewel11]

Imagine being one of his gal pals from high school, wondering what he's up to one day and then coming across this documentary

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

I like to think they at least miss who he used to be.

[@BlackSocks-ew7qy]

Based on how much he turned out this day I surely think they don't regret anything they miss on him

[@UserName-ts3sp]

from what ive heard they’re surprised but not too surprised

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@UserName-ts3sp like why aren’t they "too" surprised?

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@UserName-ts3sp I heard all of that, but wouldn’t they be surprised that their friend became this way? I’m sure he was different in high school

[@theancientpyramhynx9679]

"A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different." Unbeknownst to this Chris, this was one of his first false promises to women.

[@andrewscott1153]

Myngxy I mean, he is pretty different.

[@shroomzed2947]

Is Chris the first nice guy?

[@theancientpyramhynx9679]

@@shroomzed2947 I'd say no but Chris still one of if not the most infamous example of one.

[@southparkseason7episode119]

He was the reason r/NiceGuys exists

[@wateronmars-bz4yc]

He promised barb the schtickens. Granted.

[@PigMan161]

I will never not laugh at the Animal Crossing characters running away from Chris

[@PelemusMcSoy]

I've never played the game. Is that something they normally do, or was his luck just that bad?

[@_Teej_264]

I never knew it was possible

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@doraeguyakaneddie6586 Why would you hit them with a shovel?

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@doraeguyakaneddie6586 What's the benefit of them giving you more attitude?

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@doraeguyakaneddie6586 Huh. Strange. Thanks!

[@missbig-bs6co]

i think chris chan is a prime example of terms like "high/low functioning" being unhelpful and harmful. He needed intervention and a lot of support very early in life, never got it, never understood he needed it, and consequently suffered and left a trail of suffering that was pretty damn avoidable. im sad for him and the people he hurt.

[@davidng8870]

i dont know his story super well but the harm really seems limited to his mum, assuming that is true. being racist or homophobic or whatever is shitty but if we are talking that sort of harm then half the world is guilty. the guy is more sinned against than sinning imo, the lengths some people have gone to to fuck with him are ridiculous. as for the mum thing, i dont dee the utility in charging and jailing him. doubt his mother wanted or would have wanted that either (not sure if she is lucid). separate them if she is at risk and get him some much needed treatment.

[@Yohoat]

​@@davidng8870dude he raped his mom, he should be in jail

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

I agree. High functionning means he could eat by himself and wipe his own ass, but he was still a tard with zero social awareness and had no clue how the world worked.

[@Axel-is2sp]

Yeah it really is a double edged sword. If your diagnosed as low functioning you'll think your not capable of much and if you're diagnosed as high functioning it may give you a false sense of superiority. That mixed with the fact his parents kinda denied he had autism definitely lead to a situation where Chris thinks he can do no wrong.

[@thebrokenforgottenandlost4273]

Yeah I’m pretty sure in those days high functioning just meant you were able to talk and feed yourself

[@markjrcolin1210]

The animal crossing parent “documentary” thing, was honestly pretty sweet of him. It’s not necessary a perfect gift, but he put genuine time into constructing each house / display. If I had an autistic kid, or even just any sort of child, I’d be delighted for a gift like that.

[@salsathemonkey22]

He was in his twenties

[@UwUImShio]

​@@salsathemonkey22 they are autistic... It's not an excuse for all the shitty things they did but they didn't mature socially like neurotypical people do. (as an autistic person myself it's really hard to figure out what others think/feel or would like to be gifted… so I can sympathize with the awkwarness of it)

[@B0K0691]

​@@salsathemonkey22 and?

[@sifins1579]

@@B0K0691 and it’s not appropriate at that age, if he was 12 sure but it’s not normal or healthy for an adult

[@bellkell7014]

​@@sifins1579 bro clearly has no idea what autism is

[@fusionspace175]

I dearly hope that some Japanese businessman at Nintendo watched the Animal Crossing tape and just had no idea what to make of it. So he called in his boss, who also had no idea what it was. This would lead to a room full of businessmen making a lot of confused sounds watching the tape, headed by Miyamoto or someone huge like that. We'll never know, but I can hope.

[@jezzaboi2168]

I like to think its been left somewhere in an archive, mistaking it for an important recording

[@PileOfStones]

Perhaps they bust it out for virgin with rage karaoke.

[@carloshuerta7946]

Fusion Space this sounds like a skit they would do on South Park

[@seamusbercher2794]

Reggie was probably like “let’s get them christian respect points”

[@agp11001]

"Weren't Hiroshima and Nagasaki enough? Why do they torment us so much?"

[@dorothybarrett1091]

Poor Mary Lee Walsh, imagine working your entire life and professional career to now where anytime you look up her name all you see is Chris Chan.

[@anonb4632]

I don't think she handled the situation well...

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

Anon B chis most likely lied about how she handled the situation. He really likes to exaggerate

[@anonb4632]

@@3crowsinatrenchcoat I can read between the lines, thanks.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

I feel KINDA bad for her being related to the dude after spending her whole career being pretty respectable as an educator. OTOH, people who follow Chris chan LOVE the fact that she told him exactly what he needed to hear, and there's tons of fanart of her as an absolute hottie, so I think it kind of evens out.

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

Anon B no need to be a smartass

[@hippo1580]

Sometimes I feel bad for Chris, then I remember he deserves it, then I feel bad again, then I remember he deserves it again. Roller coaster of emotions.

[@KowalSonn]

I feel bad for his upbringing, where his parents took the worst possible choices for a special needs kid. He needed special education, more attention from parents etc. You can clearly see how influenced he is from media when he tries doing shit like "security asks me to leave but I have speech for them first". Parents should be the ones to deal with those delusions and teach him, instead they taught him how to be entitled and shift blame. But when he grew older he could've changed, he choose not to and from that point he is solely to blame for his actions

[@themonotonousmaker378]

@@KowalSonn I get that, but that's like telling a kid who was never allowed to walk, to run a marathon. By the time he reached 20 he didn't have a chance anymore. That said he still did terrible things but how much of it did he understand, I don't think he should go to prison, but rather a mental hospital.

[@KowalSonn]

@@themonotonousmaker378 I get your point and I do agree Chris had a deck stacked against him in the childhood to early twenties. BUT he didn't have a "serial killer" type of upbringing where he had been completely separated from society and didn't know better. Chris had positive and negative people in his life like most of the society. Even with his social problems there were people who would tell him his flaws straightforward (like Megan about touching). Chris CHOOSE to ignore those because it's convenient to him. Are you implying that upbringing seals the person's fate and there is completely no agency for the person? At some point upbringing stops being a valid excuse and you should accept those were his choices

[@themonotonousmaker378]

@@KowalSonn no I'm just saying he needed help as a child, but instead he was mostly raised by tv.

[@TheZigzagman]

@@themonotonousmaker378 Child soldiers can reintegrate into society. Chris definitely could. It just takes effort, the one thing Chris refuses to put into anything.

[@jackwhite2654]

Chris doesn't seem to realize that a relationship requires work, sacrifice and consideration. He thinks that a girlfriend exists solely to gratify him emotionally and physically, and he doesn't think for a second about what would be required on his end. I know this is all obvious, but I still think it needs to be said.

[@mitchellalexander9162]

You would be surprised how more and more obvious things need to be spelled out to people nowadays.

[@clownindan]

He just wants a mommy that he bangs.... just like barb

[@B0K0691]

Can you tell me? I'm autistic too and idk what i'm doing wrong. I just don't wanna end up like this

[@drag0fek0]

@@B0K0691 as a fellow autistic, mt best words for you are: make sure to have a therapist or some other form of consistent help(counseling, good friends who listen and give guidance etc...), a person who can help you understand right from wrong. strive to better yourself, just don't stay stagnant. don't be afraid of social interactions but try to mind what you say and how you act, unless its a person you really trust. and use this documentary as an understanding of what NOT to do as an autistic person. chris was not raised with the right tools and appropriate help needed for an autistic person which helped lead him to the unfortunate path he took. you already not wanting to end up like him is a good sign.

[@eelyy212]

@@B0K0691 social skills classes

[@Cronoistight]

HE TYPED WHOLE ASS ENTRIES WITH A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER

[@daerunia]

I was looking for this comment because I knew I couldn't be the only person who reeled in horror at this fact.

[@TreyTheWilliam]

Oh, I did it once for a joke. It wasn’t fun.

[@DolphinPain]

"What the fuck did you just say to me you little..."

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

He had to individually pick each letter., good lord

[@rex3014]

EXACTLY

[@MewsAdventure]

I think it’s really significant that the psychiatrist he saw notes at 37:12 that he HAS “physical attraction towards females” BUT “his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship.” On some degree what he really wanted wasn’t a girlfriend but just plain old friends. But he’d convinced himself what he needed was a girlfriend, and so alienated every woman who got close to him.

[@alarictheredboi276yearsago4]

For real. Several years ago I left the boys home I was put in after leaving the meth house I spent elementary school in and it really fucked me up going from constantly being around so many people (many of whom i became friends with as a matter of spending years living with) to nothing. I spiraled hard and fast into depression but after a few months made a few friends then a few more and things drastically improved. Companionship is extremely important. Hell I’d rather have a trio of great friends than a gf I’m with more for desperation.

[@brian8152]

The Animal Crossing characters all going inside when they see Christian is fucking hilarious to me lmfao

[@FuryanJedi13]

Not to mention disturbingly reflective of Chris' real life.

[@thesparkman6890]

You know that you're doomed as a person if even a bunch of pixels on a screen can't even stand the sight of you being there! LMAO

[@MarvinPowell1]

16:47

[@jj_dmth]

that's actually kind of uncanny when you remember chris' love quest

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Very weird too because they're only programed to do that at night time. Like, the characters hated him THAT much lmao

[@lunarequine7734]

Hearing Chris Chan sing about being “a virgin with rage” makes me unbearably uncomfortable.

[@akyde1552]

@Fresh Beginnings got his ass

[@aangelkin5553]

yeah, it makes me wanna say "tell me why..."

[@Superboologan1]

I can no longer hear I want it that way without laughing

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

@Fresh Beginnings Yes. It reminds me of myself.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Yes but sadly this is now the version of the song I remember so whenever the original comes on the radio I have to avoid singing this version.

[@andysavage7212]

The fact that he actually sent that to Nintendo talking about being a virgin and shit is 100% my favorite thing that has happened on the internet.

[@despa2544]

*nintendo employee looks at an old VHS tape* “I AM A VIRGIN FILLED WITH RAGE!!!”

[@rose._fs]

They for sure had to get a kick out of it lmfao

[@baylordiamond5611]

incel virgin exists: Nintendo: platform this man

[@patrickathridge2394]

Can you IMAGINE the face of the poor dude who had to watch it all?

[@orionxtc1119]

He sent his shit to Nintendo... the CEO was not impressed...

[@mikaela3064]

ur optometrist being your estranged half brother from your dad's first marriage feels like the plotline of a tv show

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

Feels like an 80's sitcom

[@Makocat]

My irrational fear is watching this documentary and finding many parallels between chris' life and my own.

[@flaccidpancake2614]

i have found a few but for the most part they aren't as extreme as his

[@rickynaylor6432]

Just don't do that one thing that he did. You know the thing. Anything less than that thing and you are doing okay. Not great, but not chris chan bad.

[@flaccidpancake2614]

@@rickynaylor6432 i know i know, im mostly talking about my early upbringing and some parts of my life as a teen

[@warbydeception3228]

Everyone has quirks in one way or another and everyone has something to offer if they pursue their strengths. As long as you’re not assaulting people over the color of sonics arms you’re probably on the right track lmao

[@TheJerbro69]

We all gonna,eventually,found a parallel with Chris in our lifes. Remember that Chris is still a Human.

[@honeyskips3938]

obligatory "i know chris is a horrible person" but honestly the anniversary gift to his parents was super sweet and thoughtful

[@deadboy1255]

It truly was the single best thing he's probably ever done in his life so far (only started watching this and am on part 2 now so I might be missing out on hidden gems though) the next thing will be dying most likely.

[@frostedlambs]

Why is he a horrible person, and not just autistic and uneducated

[@acouragefann]

Continue watching to find out Frostedlambs ;)

[@frostedlambs]

@@acouragefann I wish I never made that comment

[@acouragefann]

@@frostedlambs It's funny how everyone has a similar "emotional journey" when it comes to attitude towards Chris xD

[@noecazares2105]

"lose his virginity, and to find a woman to *mother* him and financially support him" oh god...

[@jezzaboi2168]

Why did it have to be like this

[@TheDeanofLean]

@Kalvin Clein I think that's foreshadowing

[@TheDeanofLean]

It was right under her nose the whole time.....

[@wittvonwitt4403]

Its not suprising it has all led to this terrible end.

[@koberowland9798]

That went over my head before reading this yikes 😬

[@liquidchris4878]

I can’t wait until I get to the final episode and learn that Chris turned his life around and is now a chad. I’m sure nothing horrible is gonna happen in the later episodes Edit: he has done something horrible

[@grantwilliams2571]

*Tell me you are joking.*

[@Randomlad56]

You seem familiar for some weird reason, I think remember someone with a similar name, but I’m sure it’s nothing

[@zhanucong4614]

@@grantwilliams2571 this funny

[@antblake1030]

Why not just an even break? Why a Chad? That Alpha and Beta $#!t peddled by the caliber of human that took part in January 6th is just that , completely and utter malarkey.

[@R0GU3_0N3]

Oh my god that edit is fucking hilarious

[@TecnoTyler]

The thing that terrifies me most about Chris-Chan is that, in all likelihood, there are thousands more people out there just like him. Lurking in small towns, waiting for the day the wider internet discovers them.

[@miguelaguilar5115]

I never thought of that. And I want to keep on not thinking about that.

[@MarsofAritia]

that's what kiwi farms if for

[@JK-gm6kk]

Cyraxx

[@werewitch9466]

one of my old colleagues was like him. Autistic, asked out every woman at our workplace, it's honestly a bit scary how similar it is. I try to stay in touch with him and get him to make some friends, I hope he won't turn out as a sex pest

[@wittvonwitt4403]

Its actually very sad. My son is high functioning autistic however i will not allow him on social media purely due to Chris. These folks are easily tricked and are naive. I honestly hope we never get another Chris Chan

[@Jason97]

Honestly, a man-child wearing a dirty Wendy's Uniform and doing a Donald Duck impression would scare me, too.

[@solomonreal1977]

What made you this way? :(

[@killyouwithfire]

Solomon Réal lol

[@solomonreal1977]

The joke is in @@killyouwithfire because I do not like them

[@bayardkyyako7427]

Then when the child didn't like it Chris screamed: "I'LL SEND THE TECH DEVS, I'LL SENDS THE COPS, I'LL SEND EVERYONE IN MY POWER!!!"

[@Jason97]

@@bayardkyyako7427 Scaring the child even more.

[@overdosedmiawallace]

Chris: Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage Nintendo: SIMPLY AMAZING

[@CheezersDeluxe]

You should bold simp in simply amazing. I think it would be hysterical.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

@@CheezersDeluxe Yes my queen.

[@bluemagician9724]

@@CheezersDeluxe "add in le funny internet word. It would be le epic!"

[@bluemagician9724]

@@thebiggusdonnus8453 Incel Karen E-girl

[@tehrobotjesus]

"and that was based on a real thing"

[@SeptimusCreed]

Gonna be honest. Had Chris taken a step back and learned to harness his inner cringe, I could see him eventually becoming quite popular in a weird Al sort of way. For example, that little ditty he sang in Animal Crossing actually made me unironically chuckle for a moment. Had that been done comedically it could have drawn a lot of attention in the Wild West that was the early internet.

[@altusshow7574]

His music reminds, slightly, of outsider music like Daniel Johnston. There's a non-zero chance that he could've had a small but decent career as a musician, if he worked on it and found a way to make his own music.

[@KMACKTIME]

The math that went into the 99.99999996 is hilarious. 100/billion of men are worthy of being Chris’s friend.

[@bit_ronic]

consider this: according to chris, he's "not fond" 99.999999999996% of all men on the planet, that's 12 digits past the decimal point. when he sent that email, the population of the world was roughly about 6.674 billion (according to google), to get the male population, we'll just half that to simplify stuff, giving us a total of 3.337 billion guys. doing the math according to the percentage he gave out: 3,337,000,000 * 99.999999999996 = 3,336,999,999.99 (using photomath) 3,337,000,000 - 3,336,999,999.99 = 0.01 that means that, down to the thousandth, chris is fond of only *one hundredth of a man* (1/100), that's how much of a grudge he held against those damn, dirty, girlfriend-having men. if we used your shortened percentage, we get 1.5 men instead, meaning that only 2 men, one of them a double amputee, would be worthy of being chris' friend.

[@zerkboy7097]

@@bit_ronic 😂😂😂

[@Brandonhayhew]

And Chris is not worthy to be friends with men

[@marina-zg2be]

chris being one of the first lets players ever is bone chilling…

[@Gobert_]

We walk in the shadows of a giant

[@oopsiepoopsie2898]

It’s not really true tons of people where uploading videos on the internet and shit there were these weird public access TV shows of people playing video games. I vaguely remember one of this guy who would show tips and tricks on playing SNES games and later PS1 games. Unfortunately I can’t find information of it on the internet since I don’t remember what it’s called.

[@StoveyYT]

pretty wild

[@cringe_boi.mp4]

@@oopsiepoopsie2898 ahem could it be good old gitcy?

[@carlbrutananadilewski6561]

@@oopsiepoopsie2898 pretty sure youre talking about gaming in the clinton years, weird ass public tv show about snes/genesis games during their launch

[@n-wordaficianado2990]

Mary Lee Walsh: Takes down a sign on campus for being inappropriate. Chris: "IT LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL!"

[@TheDiego908]

This attempt on my sign has left me scarred and deformed

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

How else is supposed to find a boyfriend free girl? ...ugh If only they would of let him be he probably would be married right about now *sigh*

[@vos-here]

he replied to her takedown of his sign like a drama KZbinr lmaoo

[@lordshitbiscuit5527]

CWC: why is my quest for love so inappropriate huh? Also CWC: “except blacks and marrieds,you can go jump off a cliff”

[@staringcorgi6475]

I guess Chris's "Phobia" hurted his or her love life

[@lulucalliope713]

On the subject of hoarding, the book "Warhol/Chris Chan" briefly discusses the difference between hoarding and collecting, and it's important to keep it in mind when looking at Chris: "Unlike a collector, a hoarder is not organized." Bob was a collector. He organized his stamp and vinyl collections and wanted to share them with Chris. Barb is a hoarder. There's nothing organized about the filth in the house. Chris is organized when it comes to collecting shit in games.

[@lynnehuff9659]

I've never thought of Chris as a hoarder. Barb was, and Bob may have just thew up his hands. Some people don't understand that Chris couldn't have just "cleaned up" that house.

[@coffeefox5703]

Yall realize aspergers doesn't exist anymore right? It's just autism now.

[@skivvy3565]

Lynne, you know all those toys and figurines belong to Chris right? And his mother is no longer in charge and their house is More cluttered than ever with Chris taking over every room in the house as storage for his things. Sequestering his mom to a single room and bed. Please go look at some of the recent videos and pictures.

[@davidng8870]

doesnt it also depend on whether people respect what you are collecting? and the volume thereof? i mean if my house is full of jars of toenail clippings then i am a hoarder even if they are nicely labelled and sorted by size and colour

[@permachub524]

What hurts the most is the lost potential and the brief glints of hope throughout Chris's story

[@alexthibodeau979]

But at the same time, him missing some of them were for the best. Chris rejected a woman going on a date with him simply for having children. I understand that prior children is a make or break for many in the dating scene, but considering how utterly desperate Chris was, he missed out on the seemingly ONLY opportunity to find a real date that wasn't forced, fake, or a troll.

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@alexthibodeau979then there’s that Wallflower woman, whose relationship with him was similarly genuine & only fell apart because the trolls got involved

[@alexthibodeau979]

@@lyokianhitchhiker Just got to that story arc, actually. Chris had such a broken view of sexuality and relationships that I sometimes debate on whether or not having a sweetheart would be right. I believe that everyone deserves love, but Chris was never taught boundaries unfortunately.

[@mage4516]

The fact that Nintendo actually noticed him is hilarious

[@VevoKIlledUtube]

@Marcelo Firpo 23:50

[@lilbill7385]

Simply amazing

[@pierrebegley2746]

Technically they didn't. While it was the official magazine, Nintendo Power wasn't actually associated with the company.

[@manband20]

Hey now we cannot forget that Shigeru Miyamoto HIMSELF would message Chris a few years later. Do you think Shigeru Miyamoto would lie to Chris?

[@andrewhooper7603]

Imagine being the first person to roll that tape, just blindsided by it all.

[@chicopeebles3706]

Imagine what the Nintendo employee, who happened to view Chris's Animal Crossing tape, felt. Confusion, then sadness and lastly deep fear.

[@nyarlathotep4889]

Poor guy deserved a raise having to deal with it.

[@fruitjuiceshibe]

@masakasama imagine if they had also published the stuff about Mary Lee Walsh and being a virgin with rage

[@DeltaPi314]

Are you implying that Nintendo employees have souls?

[@combatmantis4393]

@@DeltaPi314 only the developers and artists, the corporate side can rot.

[@rockk9753]

Na probably just confusion and pity

[@codycornycollins8978]

“noviophobia” comes from the spanish word for boyfriend, novio. he likely made this up on the stage he used spanish and english interchangeably

[@mrthaimaster]

Of course Chris made up stuff to feel good about himself every time something was a Wall infront him.

[@BallstinkBaron]

Had this thought too

[@bluemagician9724]

In this case it's Latin (or Greek idk) and Spanish interchangably, since it's mixed with -phobia

[@flynnfarron]

I know Chris is a terrible person, but I honestly feel bad about the way his parents obviously put him on a pedestal as the "miracle child." His comments on how he was talented and DESERVED recognition for how great and special he was is a clear indicator that he was overly pampered and mother-henned to death for being autistic, and it made him incredibly self-centered and self-agrandizing because he was always treated as "different." This was obviously worsened by the abuse he suffered at the hands of school staff (talked about in the previous episode), wherein he developed these ideals of other people (especially men) being inferior and just competition for him to stamp out because they othered him and didn't treat him the way he was raised to think he SHOULD be (AKA special and talented and "not like other disabled/neurodivergent people" if the way he talks about other disabled people is anything to go off of). It's possible that he was always going to end up a monster, but it's hard not to imagine if he could've been a kinder, more well-adjusted person if he had just been raised and treated like everybody else, and not othered because of his autism.

[@mayjailerxx]

Extremely intelligent and layered take. I feel similarly

[@warbydeception3228]

Yup it’s sad that autistic people are so poorly understood and have to mask their feelings. With that said you are right, the miracle child label is always damaging as it is a self fulfilling prophecy for isolation, especially when you also fail to achieve self sufficiency.

[@robinchesterfield42]

(One of) the sad thing(s) is...he started OUT mostly harmless. Like, okay, he's dressing like Ash Ketchum. That doesn't hurt anybody. He's writing elaborate fanfics with lore about obvious Gary Stu characters. THAT doesn't hurt anybody. ...and THEN..."Love" Quest starts...

[@purpleemerald5299]

The first sin. *The first step over the line.* *_The first dance with madness._*

[@larioxem]

Started because he was lonely and a teenager, plus autism he couldn't understand and their parents didn't explain him because they didn't wanted to hurt his feelings that the reject phrase: "I already have a boyfriend" is a excuse only, but for Chris it became reality that 99% of the girls have boyfriends and will be difficult or impossible to get one.

[@ginge641]

@@larioxem Bruh this shit reads like Chris Chan wrote it.

[@Ukiby3000]

This is so true, it hurts. Like, I'm super chill about what people do fandom wise. You wanna go to the mall dressed like Naruto and do The Run? You wanna write about the most Mary Sue character who ever existed? Live your dream, shine on you crazy diamond. But the moment you start hurting people around you and being an entitled douche like Chris is, that's where you lose me. I would be the first person to defend Chris-chan if all he did was write crazy fic and dress up.

[@agatanakonieczny2213]

You only hear his version. Do you believe He was removed from many places because he was nice? Check for example around 35:20

[@cootermarie7631]

The fact that a million news outlets are probably watching this entire series to get up to speed on Chris Chan is absolutely hilarious. Godspeed, interns!

[@KingFluffs]

Don't be silly, journalists don't do research.

[@Z01nkScoobs]

@@KingFluffs Indeed. They just read one sentence then publish a 15 page article.

[@zackcash4941]

Mr. Chan

[@demonkodode6836]

@@KingFluffs I really can not believe that we do live in a world where journalism is considered to peer reviewed and is reputable but they will do zero research.

[@BeyondBaito]

This is why Rachelle Maddow always looks tired

[@JM-sy5qv]

you know you did say he may be the most documented person in history in the first video, an exaggeration i thought. i'm shocked at how much is available on this guy through news reports, uploaded homework, his own vlogs, etc. He literally may be the most documented person in history.

[@thecinematicmind]

Likely the most documented person on the internet who isn’t on history books, biographies or memoirs

[@jarrettadams4102]

He almost certainly is. Only Napoleon, Hitler and JFK come close to the level of detail and documentation

[@dspirea]

@@jarrettadams4102 im fucking dying at this comment

[@youngandbitter]

i know chris chan went to the eye doctor on january 7, 2004 and i have to live with that

[@graphite7898]

@@jarrettadams4102It's insane how he comes close to some of the most influential world leaders of the late 19th and 20th century. The three of which you mentioned have endless details to examine and interpret due to the many conspiracies and complex events they were tied to.

[@legojay14]

You know it occurs to me. People have constantly suggested Chris sees women as disposable or only for sex. Doesn't his fear of any women he talks to already having a boyfriend prove how sexist he is. He's basically saying "I'm afraid to waste my time talking to women who are in a relationship and have literally no other reason to talk to one"

[@skivvy3565]

Remember he asked Santa to bring him a girlfriend that loves him. People are like dolls to him. A girl he already knew would have no choice, would automatically love him for no reason other than breeding and to lose his virginity. Chris physically and mentally can not empathize or sympathize. He is the center of the universe and others exist just for their interactions with him.

[@anxietyfox4322]

It's also pretty obvious from his autism tutorial, from the part where he gives instructions on how to befriend him: Step 1; be a slim, sexy, beautiful woman Step 2; be single Step 3; approach him with an offer of china Step 4; men and uglies need not apply All of his preferences for a "friend" are the same as his prefences for a girlfriend; female and single (and white). I've never seen Chris have any other demands or preferences for their prospective girlfriend besides being single, white, younger than him, and willing to fuck him. It would be sad how he's so unable to see women as equals if it wasn't so incredibly infuriating. For someone who keeps insisting they respect women, he sure has a sexist view of them. It's somehow even more infuriating how someone who looks like Chris does can just outright say that ugly people shouldn't even talk to him. The double standards are real.

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

That was also a time period when the idea of heterosexual platonic relationships was demonized, but I digress

[@iknowthisone6844]

u have to think with family guy logic and such, not real life logic

[@warbydeception3228]

He is autistic and unable to read between the lines and clearly finds it hard to act with social grace. His rigid thinking on relationships is no exception. He probably took what he saw on tv and ads as the social norm because he didn’t have friends to temper the distorted view of reality that entertainment provides.

[@Ivebeenbleak]

This man pioneered being chronically online. This was the origin of cringe culture as we know it

[@Ivebeenbleak]

@erik ok?

[@basedchimera5859]

I think it's "terminally online" usually but chronically also works

[@Ivebeenbleak]

Ur all over-thinking it so hard

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

@@Ivebeenbleak ur just not thinking enough bc ur comment doesn’t actually mean anything because it’s just not correct

[@angel72987]

@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 literally omg you people learn a word and go fucking crazy chronically online is made by people who are online so much that they see that

[@kcninetales5973]

I love how even the Animal Crossing villagers had enough of his shit when he approaches them.

[@MotherFucker445]

yea what’s up with that

[@poisoninsect7970]

water I think it was getting late in game

[@WatchHeadsRoll]

I completely lost it at that part! 🤣

[@funkyweapon1981]

And they can put up with a lot of bullshit!

[@3kojimbles895]

It means he abused them with a shovel in game, aka he's a sociopath

[@irisbrown7267]

I'm 100 percent sure if you ask him the difference between lust and love, he would just stare at you like you are speaking a different language

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

You saying he thinks they’re synonymous?

[@irisbrown7267]

@@lyokianhitchhiker I believe he does think that.

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@irisbrown7267 I mean, has anybody tried asking him?

[@irisbrown7267]

@@lyokianhitchhiker Not that I know of but obviously he doesn't really even know what love is. 😆😆😆😆😆

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@irisbrown7267 LOL

[@keyboardwarrior9356]

Going back through this, I'm beginning to understand that even without the trolls, Chris already believed himself to be famous and beloved by his fans. Im honestly not so sure things would be too terribly different without them.

[@theholygamer969]

The trolls never managed to show Chris that they WERE his only audience.

[@FlorkGnubbler]

Honestly with the amount of places he was banned from pre-trolling and how so many of Chris's worst actions are completely absent from troll manipulations (Megan, BLARMS, Hitting Michael Snyder with his car, etc) I think the trolls were an overall good by diverting his attention and giving him a battle to fight.

[@Sonic62920]

This is like a horror movie where you already know how everyone dies, combing through the footage for every bit of foreshadowing with the crushing dread of knowing that nothing is going to turn out well.

[@frostybaby13]

I've never read a more accurate assessment!

[@iamsleepy]

Enjoy every moment of it😈

[@jorgenjorgensen2739]

Honestly, knowing what we know changed this documentary's tone to be so dark.

[@iamsleepy]

@@jorgenjorgensen2739 no kidding dude

[@darkrider189]

This actually gave me a really good idea, thanks

[@okaysuredude_]

The subtle art of being racist and not racist at the same time is truly fascinating

[@stevemadden3642]

Exclamations from Black People at church was the name of my sociology thesis, actually.

[@bucketonfoot]

@Kalvin Clein No need to make this political weirdo.

[@samueladelman6601]

He belongs to the Forrest Gump school of racism: he simply lacks the cognitive capacity to understand it

[@okaysuredude_]

@Oskar Dirlewanger No one said that lmao

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@Oskar Dirlewanger If you're racist then that's one thing but you should really take some meds if you're hallucinating someone claiming that.

[@taylordougherty2419]

What is so mind blowing to me is how documented he is in media. From multiple new appearances to Nintendo Power. Its like his life was made for what it became.

[@jamesmcqueary6233]

Have you ever heard of retro-casuality? The future writes the past? I wouldn't be surprised if all of this attention Chris is getting is literally writing the past which is widely believed to have happened. Full circle much?

[@SoloDust]

17:00 ALL THE VILLAGERS RUNNING FROM HIM KILLS ME

[@dukenukem69]

Barb wasn't

[@seoulpower8043]

Imagine what kind of person Chris could've turned out to be if he had gotten professional help & assisted care at a young age. This whole thing with his mom is tragic and honestly makes me sick to my stomach knowing how his mental state must've slowly degenerated over the years. The old internet was a wild and wonderful place, but it was also mercilessly cruel.

[@SpectroX5]

It's odd to see such a profound comment and then look at your John Cena's weird face there.

[@faefee]

@@SpectroX5 what? they don't have a profile picture.

[@mrhawkyy1]

@@SpectroX5 its Jhong Xina

[@mrhawkyy1]

New plot twist has just came out btw. He got convinced into having it with barb by a crazy bitch named isabella

[@wintermute9268]

Yeah, I mean I'm only two parts in but I can't help but wonder if they tried to get some kind of therapy for her at a younger age? Like, they mentioned in part one that she went to speech therapy at a local college as a young kid, but it sounds like she really needed someone to work through this stuff with her. Like, there's no way you can get to this point and not be in therapy, right? Right?

[@saintpoli6800]

Love that he says “boyfriend free” when “single” would suffice.

[@gottesurteil3201]

His autistic brain has an explanation even if it makes absolutely no sense to us.

[@stevengodoy6896]

It's like how Tommy Wiseau used "future wife."

[@bluubandette8871]

There's so many red flags that "Boyfriend-free" is just the first warning

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Reminds me of her weird nomenclature when it comes to saying Gay. My favourite is "People of the W R O N G orientation"

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

I guess Chris had somehow never learned of the term 'single'. Surely, by this point, he/she has though.

[@OfficialAshArcher]

It’s scary watching this and reading the psych evaluation as a high-functioning autistic person myself… it’s shockingly similar to one I got when I was 8 (minus the pestering of women at the mall, more talking about the social awkwardness in conversing/fixation on certain topics) before my parents went out of their way to provide me with social skills programs, speech therapy and introducing me to new ideas and hobbies. It goes to show how, when enabled instead of nurtured… how badly things can turn out. Really grateful for my parents now, and glad I’m not spending my life pinning up attraction signs at the local malls

[@pastpatour]

"He did not express any delusional thought content" cut to 16 years later Chris: "I AM JESUS CHRIST"

[@Mister_Clean]

THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HERE

[@39peevedturtles19]

im so glad i was a toddler when this all happened, keeping me blissfully unaware of the chaos unfolding on the other side of the country

[@savarin0]

my parents are the same age as chris chan. while he was getting fired from wendy’s and trying to find a girlfriend, my parents were having me woo (also, the mere possibility that chris chan could have been a father scares me)

[@abdellahsalehi9231]

@@abrahimali7167 i am glad i was born in thurd world contry at that time my dad made me cars from tuna cans and playing rope with my siblins hahahaha

[@abrahimali7167]

@@abdellahsalehi9231 Your dad sounds like a cool guy

[@AggyGRE]

@Vex Verdis calm down bro

[@dattos140]

@Vex Verdis is 2004 gen z?

[@LexiLEDLight]

“It was clear that the quest to find his sweetheart was actually a quest to lose his virginity and find someone to mother him.” This video aged just as well as Chris did.

[@neksnek2032]

Oh no

[@madamefeast4824]

They truly aged equally lol

[@sephyyyboi]

The amount of unintentional foreshadowing in this series is ungodly impressive.

[@aldenwashington3285]

Wait what happened👀

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@aldenwashington3285 His mom happened.

[@freecrawler6304]

I think despite all he's done, he seemed like actually a very sweet person at some point. He constantly reasserted that he loved his parents and even remembers more of his family history than I ever could

[@crunchy8730]

"On September 11th, his search for love took a turn for the worst" 34:55 uh oh

[@Maddiedoggie]

A second Mary Lee Walsh has hit the Attraction Sign

[@carlkriegmcblyat3543]

A second sonichu has hit the towers, cwcvill is under attack

[@toothless7849]

I want you to imagine being the Nintendo Power associate who had to watch that entire hour of the documentary. You call over fellow employees to laugh at the strangeness that is this man-child. Then, after an hour of laughter you and your friends hear “I’m high functional Autistic”... God that must have been BLEAK.

[@meat1575]

I'm sure they could tell they probably have lots of experience with neurodivergent adults

[@meat1575]

@Dead Kill It wasn't a joke but ok.

[@Hooby-O]

@@meat1575 Their name is dead kill. They're dead.

[@meat1575]

@@Hooby-O If they're dead then i'm Hooby

[@Hooby-O]

@@meat1575 Now wait just a second...

[@UnderTheVeil]

I think a big part of the problem is how old Bob and Barb parents were. Chris' dad was born in the 1920s and was about 55 years old when Chris was born. In his mind, anything to do with psychiatry and psychology meant going away to horrible asylums in straight jackets and getting lobotomies. He really was afraid that they were going to take Chris away. Yes, that was mostly an irrational fear to have by the 90s, abusive places like the Willowbrook State School were still open until 1987. Chris was about 5 years old when that horrifying story made national news. Bob's fear does help explain somewhat why Chris didn't get a lot of the care needed. That's definitely not an excuse for neglecting your child's mental and emotional health needs. Chris absolutely should have gotten the help to learn how to cope.

[@gregzeke2956]

Also your chances of having a child with disabilities only gets higher with age, I am sure if they had him when they were both 20, it’s highly unlikely chris would have autism

[@A.S._Trunks]

@@gregzeke2956 Why is that?

[@SeptimusCreed]

@@A.S._Trunks There are a few factors involved. On the male side sperm quality generally decreases with age. On the female side, older women tend to run a higher risk of having an egg with an abnormal number of chromosomes in it. Though, as far as I’m currently aware, it’s not 100% that age increases rates of autism. It is proven that having children at a higher age can lead to consequences for the child.

[@agatanakonieczny2213]

I guess he only cared for himself. Hoarder's collection ( if you are not interested in music and stamps) is just a burdain that should be given or sold to sb who would care. They both set him for failure.

[@rydz656]

That old dummy shouldn't have been having kids at that age. Men over 40 have a chance of shooting bad loads, like Chris.

[@jordythecat7181]

A small detail that doesn't get recognized often enough is how in his "apology" to Mary Lee Walsh, Chris says he'll *consider* giving her two more respect points. Not he'll do it, he'll *consider* doing it. It's the same kind of involuntary ego that Chris shows in videos where he has to apologize or do very small things for a reward, where he'll mumble something, not wear his medallion, wear a mask, make offhand insults and demands, or outright state how bothered he is, when all he has to do is do something like say he's gay or apologize for threatening someone.

[@frozenpoopy]

I can't wait for someone in 300 years discovers this 65 part documentary and some history student uses this as their break through thesis.

[@mechabroski9993]

i love how christian sends Nintendo a documentary where he shows his diary in animal crossing, where he calls girls bitches.

[@NoSoyFurro483]

and nintendo says:"simply amazing"

[@aliceviens7]

@@doraeguyakaneddie6586 I think it was more of a pity add

[@kaitlin9288]

lmao must have been a slow news day

[@annieapple8974]

Holy shit I didn’t think of that.

[@ArizonanSummer]

"Female dog", actually. Chris Chan is family friendly

[@unthoughtanomaly387]

I've become so invested in Chris Chan lore, I almost forgot that normal people just say single instead of boyfriend/girlfriend free.

[@ststain8833]

ur tweakin

[@Leto_0]

It is the year 3000. Boyfriends have spread across the globe, stealing every potential female caretaker from the nice guys

[@jamsaltifyouwill]

12:33 “Oh Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose” that’s fucking class right there 💀

[@Jawsbyte01]

​@charleshastings7260 true rizz master lmao

[@wvmcc82]

I can't believe I'm going to let this series take up 40+ hours of my life, but here I am

[@mitchellalexander9162]

We all have ways we burn and kill time

[@warbydeception3228]

Don’t stare too long into the abyss… lol

[@spencerbrus6343]

This documentary series needs to win some sort of award.

[@godofwar234regi5]

Maybe Best Direction

[@synical_zero0003]

It really does, I'm literally hooked on this shit.

[@jabbafo]

It's quite literally the most in-depth documentary ever created in the history of the world.

[@w-dad4040]

And the Creator never replied to this comment....

[@Jassiespassie]

It deserves 2 Chistian Weston Chandler respect points

[@samuelmunoz7652]

Despite the horror , lines like “except marrieds and blacks” always get me

[@Canadish]

"Go jump off a cliff" Where did he get this stuff? Was it all Bob?

[@Skarll.]

@@Canadish cartoon probably.

[@dreamofyouandi]

@@Skarll. cartoons weren’t that outwardly racist even in the 90s. i think it was bob.

[@razureaper46]

@@Canadish yeah right? where did he pick up racism from?

[@Skarll.]

@@razureaper46 Bob and Barb for sure and from the Boondocks I guess.

[@CurtalA]

Laughed so much when all his animal crossing neighbours ran into their houses. Art imitates life 😂

[@j.c.jeggis1818]

You're telling me that Chris Chan had an actual friend that he talked with weekly in Kelly, but stopped calling her because she had a boyfriend? Just when you start feeling bad for him...

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

It’s like the idea of being platonic friends with someone of compatible sexual orientation doesn’t even occur to him

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Can’t wait for the necrophilia saga

[@adaon2282]

@@VidelxSpopovich WHAT

[@skivvy3565]

Prepare to see a pattern. Except much. Much worse

[@Mr.encore]

To be honest if I had a firend that has a boyfriend I would not care I would kill to have an actual close firend who cared for me but also I cared back as well and also would support that firend who's in a relationship and would not care if I ever get in a relationship

[@socialmoon]

He asked Santa to bring him a girlfriend, like St. Nick is running a sex trafficking operation on the side.

[@schingh1973]

Lol. Best comment

[@greendemon905]

The Ho Ho Ho's

[@demonking41-l8j]

Listen man. Elf coochie hits different, I'm just saying.

[@svarthofde2492]

He does run a pseudo child labor camp so....

[@whatisthis1958]

I mean he already uses slavery so potentially not too far off

[@Herodegon]

As a guy with Aspergers, it deeply saddens me to watch someone like this avoid self-improvement time and time again. It is my firm belief that anyone can achieve the person they want to become by stepping back and analyzing what it is they need to change or improve on about themselves, often by looking at the traits they admire in others. Watching Chris is like looking a perfect antithesis of that one core value.

[@rosarioguardado5123]

Do you feel like it’s more difficult though for someone on the spectrum without proper help and perspective from others? I’m curious because I don’t know many people on the spectrum I just feel like it’s hard being so misunderstood

[@Oreztar]

Im a woman with aspergers and I agree. Chris may claim to be high functioning, but that label is ambiguous. Im high functioning, and I wasn't even diagnosed until 18 months ago, at age 38. I went basically my whole life not knowing I was autistic, and never receiving any help for it. All those years, no-one knew there was anything wrong with me, I've been married, I can hold down jobs, I have had my own house, I have friends; most people who met me wouldn't know there was anything different about me. But with Chris, you can tell there is something 'off' there, even from a young age. Perhaps he *is* high functioning by the diagnostic definition of it, which I believe simply states you must have an IQ greater than 70. But there is a massive difference between him, and someone like me, yet we share a disorder. I do wonder if Chris might have turned out different had he had more understanding and assistance as a younger person. He seemed like he was a sweet kid that, with proper help, could have learned to not only socialise and get by in the world better, but been happier, too. His case is quite sad really. I feel he would have always been an oddball, but I honestly think he could have been a *harmless* oddball that could have even had friends and relationships, and contributed to society positively had he gotten the right intervention and understanding. Instead......well, we know what happened.

[@je4270]

@@Oreztar I agree with what you're saying, but what could the parents have done differently? Suppress his video game addiction? Encouraged him to be more physically fit? I'm genuinely interested in your thoughts for personal reasons.

[@zixx844]

@@Oreztar Well if you ask me I think the autism part had very little to do with it and it was more the fact he was sheltered and allowed to act like a baby his whole life. At no point in this story was Chris Chan taught about how people can manipulate him, how to respect women or how to be self reflective. He may have been a legal adult, but he never grew up. And let me tell you, I've found tons of people like this in my real life who are not autistic. Denying your child from growing up properly is in my opinion, one of the most sinister forms of abuse and we can see it fully manifest here with Christian.

[@Oreztar]

@@zixx844 Its hard to say what is autism and what is upbringing, because autism can manifest so wildly differently from person to person. But there are qualities that are more common in autistic people than the general population, and being trusting/naïve is one of them. As is 'immature' interests. As is a lack of self awareness. As is obsessive interests and hyperfocus on one topic. We see all these things in chris, and it would be disingenuous to imply autism has nothing to do with his behaviour at all, or that its only upbringing. Its likely a bit of both. Having said that, there are also many behaviours he shows that are not typical of autism, which could be related to upbringing, or he could have some other disorder going on alongside autism. None of us will probably ever know.

[@abbeyh]

the video he made for his parents was so sweet. actually made me smile

[@honeynutreviews332]

So bob had a successful son in the eye doctor, which fulfilled his goal of having a successful son, and he had Chris Chan, who is the only reason Bob will ever be remembered by the masses, which was his other dream. Technically Bob got everything he wanted, but with Chris, not the way he wanted.

[@honeynutreviews332]

@jellosaur Not really anything good to come from this story so I’m kind of grasping at straws for some sort of redemption

[@analigiabatres9114]

I saw a reply on the first chapter that said this was like his dad making a wish on a monkey's paw or an eyelash.

[@purpleemerald5299]

Yeah, this sounds EXACTLY like a Monkey’s Paw wish. *_Did Bob find something he shouldn’t have while in Korea…?_*

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

Bob should have been more careful about his wish to that weird old Korean sage.

[@TobeyFairre7861]

I like to imagine Bob making a wish to a genie and this is what he gets. Also, the Genie is just Norm Macdonald.

[@Edditaur]

Considering how he's been acting more recently, I'd actually be very interested to see what would come of another psychiatric evaluation of Chris now. Can you imagine what the doctor would think of him now, what with his multiple health problems, the hoarding issues and him believing a dimensional schism exists in his room that can take him into another world? He'd have a field day.

[@ossnd5238]

Source?

[@lindinle]

@@bassgasmask rily who?

[@JohnDoe-zq1ho]

What about his self surgery in an attempt to give himself a sex change? The gaping, festering wound on his taint.

[@rookman4426]

@@SSudric Dunno if you'll see this but a few years back Chris convinced himself that he was a woman and got a piercing on his taint to serve as a pseudo-clitoris, had his body regect it, started listening to hypnosis videos to grow a vagina and then cut his gooch open with a kitchen knife to free the vagina he believed was growing underneath, then claimed the open wound was a "vagina" until people on Facebook convinced him to go to the hospital, AFAIK it was severely infected and he almost died.

[@brandfire1027]

@@rookman4426 holy shit dude tha is insane

[@someonenotfunny9823]

Actually, technically the first lets player was Nasubi from "A life of prizes" back in 1998. It was a pretty cruel Japanese gameshow where a man was filmed live having to survive in a house with absolutely nothing in it. He was tasked to live purely off of entering sweepstakes. He eventually won a game system with a single game and played it on camera for hours to pass the time. This makes him the first let's player and Livestreamer. The more you know.

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

That’s a way better choice than Chris Chan lol. I’ll take naked Japanese hermit man than Chris.

[@VinylFoxx23]

The fact that Chris filmed that Animal crossing video A DAY before I was born scares me

[@dangerdan2592]

Chris Chan's life is like a glitch in the matrix. It feels like it wasn't supposed to happen, like it's some weird anomaly.

[@usgishimuracruises5710]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[@surelock3221]

People like this are necessary to make the rest of us feel less shitty about our own lives. That's why God made CWC.

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@surelock3221 He’s the true anti-christ. Instead of dying for our sins, he lived in agony for them. Wait a minute…anti-christ…christ…chris…no…NO! *NOOO!!! **_NOOOOO!!!!!_*

[@comradesam3382]

@@purpleemerald5299 IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

[@ouijasilverstar9027]

@@purpleemerald5299 Lucifer was right; God really is a sadist.

[@moo9215]

chris seems like the type of person to get you a gift of something that he likes for your birthday or whatever

[@moo9215]

i feel stupid now because that's literally what he does god dammit

[@longohighest7087]

Isnt that what everyone does

[@TheDuckyDino]

@@moo9215 he even did that in the first part of this series

[@JustMe-lq5ve]

No, it's not.

[@AleTitan]

@@longohighest7087 no Unless I'm being wooshed

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

“There were numerous occasions where Chris did bad things and was chastised for them, and he ended up thinking that this was happening not because he had done something wrong, but because people were being mean to him because he was autistic. And his parents would encourage this viewpoint throughout his life whenever he got into trouble.” -Zephyr the 7th

[@VidelxSpopovich]

It can be both. Me hating autistic people and hating his actions are not mutually exclusive.

[@JohnZiTAB]

Chris should consider himself lucky he didn’t get an Xbox, he would’ve been bullied to absolute insanity faster then the internet ever did.

[@SpeedsMcRonalds]

"The patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else." Holy fuck how wrong that doctor was.

[@miatortelllini4049]

😭😭 yeahhhh

[@kelligirl1210]

How long ago was that evaluation?

[@kelligirl1210]

Nvm - 2004

[@kelligirl1210]

Unfortunately, it was his parents that did a disservice to him by “carrying on with life”

[@purpleemerald5299]

Unfortunately, diagnoses can become outdated rather quickly…and a LOT can change in almost twenty years…

[@Greenbem]

The family history through animal crossing is honestly a good idea, and even if it's not great, I feel like most parent would recognize the effort and how cute it is

[@niftyrobo]

Yeah, but not if it was made by your 20 year old son

[@dominickperez2952]

It would be sweet if you took away the context of who he is.

[@watsonwrote]

@@niftyrobo Considering the degree of autism it seems like this was CWC's best way to communicate. We're not talking about a normal 20 year old If I didn't know more about the Chris-chan story I'd think that whole section was showing the thoughtful way that an autistic person put effort into connecting with their parents. I mean, I still kind of think that but knowing what happens later really taints everything, doesn't it?

[@Fertro]

That whole thing was so cute. This series is going to ruin me, isn't it?

[@kappapond]

@@Fertro most definitely

[@NintendoTransformer]

The Animal Crossing characters running away from Chris is so goddamn funny.

[@sojiro856]

Holy crap, I might still have that issue of Nintendo Power showcasing Chris-chan's town. Yup, it's Volume 179 May 2004 pg 89. The cover for that month was Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. I own a bit of CWC history!

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Wait, the cover is literally The Twin Snakes?! What the fuck?! How?! What are the odds? How is that even possible considering what we’ve seen and what we know now, how things turned out? That way too on the nose to have not been written by some cheeky director looking on from heaven.

[@kingdavid7516]

*_despite all my poems, i am still just a virgin with rage_*

[@skeletonkiss1112]

*TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE, THE ONLY ONE YOU'D EVER WANT. SONICHU WAS AN ONLY SON YEAHH*

[@nishkaghzala762]

*I DIIIIIED*

[@foodcrumbs9136]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@frigginbirds]

"The woorld is a jerkop" 🎤🎶😆

[@Laurennn]

Despite my sex change I am still just a virgin with RAAAGE

[@edumarques891]

“The patient doesn’t seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else” And that aged like milk

[@Simon-yp7rv]

Imagine he would have been evaluated a decade later, throughout the 2010s. The psychiatrist would have needed some counseling after hearing about the Dimensional Merge.

[@cultishh]

he is genuinely such a creative person. it just sucks he he didn’t get proper care as a child. i wonder how different he could’ve been.

[@user-vq5cw4ve3n]

Nothing he makes is original or creative. It’s always ripping off something else or referencing something else

[@zawrator4457]

@@user-vq5cw4ve3n And? It’s still a creative process, despite how shoddy sonichu as a comic is, not many people sat down and actually made one.

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@zawrator4457 he always kinda forget that his character is a combination of two separate characters from two separate companies

[@chip2854]

Mary Lee Walsh rules. She wasn’t about to put up with Chris’ bullshit. If more people in his life would’ve told him “no” he might have a fairly normal life.

[@SunnyDLux]

"today is my Independence Day, but I am still alone" isn't that the point of independence?

[@Serioslump]

Hahahaha