Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 49

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@Pearson-hp5iu]

You think anyone cares about antarctica after the grand scientific collection you've already produced for the world? Child's play

[@PS34.]

Nope 😊

[@Manuel32_]

Chris begging for money and being surrounded by toys is probably the most irritating thing ever

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

At that point in his life, Chris graduated from not getting a job because he refused to do so to not getting a job because his sordid reputation would have prevented him from doing so.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

@@HerrDeutschBlood His job was making comics. People were paying him to make them. But he even stopped doing that.

[@wesleyfilms]

It's also the most consistent thing about his videos >:)

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

YES !!!!

[@professorsponge1554]

that's just chris in a nutshell. HIs parents bought him toys so he'd speak, and later chris learned how to hoard from barb. He wastes his tugboat on toys and video games instead of saving it for bills, then begs on twitter for money which trolls and weens supply. Considering chris can't handle money, and the house has a mortgage on it, chris will lose the house within a a month at the earliest, and a year at the latest once barb dies.

[@whitneybaxter3299]

Chris supporting women breastfeeding in public and “free the nipple” is the most ulterior motive statement I’ve ever heard.

[@balazsvarga1823]

Dege-nerates love public indecency.

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Feels massaganistic when Chris talks about women's rights and voting for Hillary.

[@knifewife4390]

@@gamesthatiplay9083 absolutely. Chris only supports women for disgusting, selfish reasons.

[@Zer0Skateboard]

...so basically like any other male feminist?

[@comparaciofoneticadelespan7247]

@@Zer0Skateboard No? Lol do you live in a ficticious world were every male supports whatever involves women because man want sex like chris? don't know what happened to you to think that way, must've been unfortunate.

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

McDonald's is more responsable for Chris' breasts than any hormones or subliminal audios

[@notatrollll]

They also are not even close to D cups. What a block head

[@thomasoates3003]

@@notatrollll He doesn't take his chest width into account.

[@RemoWilliams1227]

😋😷🤣

[@sheperdofthebrahs]

its so incredibly akward and disturbing, male face on a fat womans body...

[@higginswalsan]

I mean the McDonald’s food definitely has a bunch of hormones in it

[@janelled3490]

it seriously puts things into perspective when you think about the fact that chris really only wrote 11 issues of sonichu in 16 years…

[@ToxiChaos]

Chris has written them all already, they're simply in the Sonichu Dimension, duh.

[@gamergamer7508]

@@ToxiChaos when they get released from prison and become the messiah the holy spirit shall write down this hidden scripture as blessing to mankind before the merge

[@BasementPepperoni]

Makes me wonder what the hell GRRM's excuse is, lol.

[@clownindan]

Being trans jesus controlling dimensions is truly hard work. I wanna see how many issues you make while being a reincarnated god.

[@ghostslime71]

And the fact that it’s her magnum opus too and isnt even visually appealing. An ugly, minimal effort comic collection of 11 short issues of *fanfiction* and this is the best thing she has to show in her 40 years of life.

[@sheldoman]

"something I need to get off my breasts" killed me lmao Chris is so accidentally funny sometimes.

[@violetsparkles5453]

It’s such a good line

[@codycox2465]

Honestly sounds like something Norm Macdonald would say lmao what a legend RIP

[@ToxiChaos]

That was one of the rare times where Chris was actually intentionally funny lmfao

[@sheldoman]

@@ToxiChaos maybe? I thought it was Chris not knowing the actual phrase. Either way. Still funny.

[@d.olluwu]

that and the ps4 apology video where her microphone abruptly stops working in the middle of her talking about how her microphone wasn’t working. one of the few times i laughed throughout this series

[@mihirlavande]

Chris in the year 2000: Making a mostly harmless comic featuring a poorly drawn plagiarized character. Christine in the year 2016: Mind control big boob music.

[@RockefellerSteel]

Christine in the year 2021:

[@Brandonhayhew]

Christian in 2011: father passed away, and later, he got arrested for an attempted to run a person over with his car.

[@alucard6919]

Tell Megan Schroeder they were mostly harmless lol.

[@DoktrDub]

Mind control cut into perineum to reveal hidden vagina music

[@folofus4815]

“I think women should be allowed to breastfeed in public” Actually he’s totally right here, mothers should totally be allowed to do this because their babi- “Even if that means revealing themselves” Oh.

[@lmno567]

There was always an ulterior motive when it came to such matter when Chris was involved.

[@Starbust123]

Lmao right? It’s not that Chris really actually cared that much about women being able to breastfeed, they just wanted to see women’s boobs to be turned on.

[@zakuabumi8908]

@@Starbust123 It's funny how you guys are bending over backwards to claim he isn't really the feminist Democrat he obviously is. Yes he's still a pervert, but he really believes the feminist crap.

[@Starbust123]

@@zakuabumi8908 not saying he isn’t into some feminist shit ideologically I’m saying he obviously is using those beliefs so he can see boobs as well.

[@desertgirl3374]

She’s the worrrrrst for that

[@joeshmoe4347]

Chris explaining why his audio cut out because he plugged the keypad into the controller, only to then plug the keypad into the controller and continue talking convinces me there's a sitcom scriptwriter behind his life.

[@droidz7989]

that shit was funny lmao

[@iTwilightHeart]

I just got into watching this series. This had my DY-ING omg, so freaking hilarious.🤣

[@skivvy3565]

All joking aside. We all start that way, but if you watch this series from the begging to the current it will physically and mentally change you. Just a heads up. Welcome and good to have you here

[@themeowman1459]

This is the most realistic version of the truman show in a way

[@ChickenJoeSchmoe]

Seth MacFarlane secretly writes Chris Chan's life to get more people to watch family guy, and also for sadistic pleasure

[@imgoingtoeaven2935]

The fact that Chris Chan's Animal Crossing tour was possibly the first documented Let's Play and he doesnt know what one is, is quite amusing.

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

Its the paradox. He practically invented Lets Play videos and knew how to do it before it became in fashion and then doesnt know the term or how to utiliZe it to his advantage.

[@evilredflame]

Chris has probably invented a perpetual motion machine on accident or something

[@creamcannon825]

James Rolfe, or the Angry Video Game Nerd, was actually recording videos of himself playing video games way back to the 80s. But he's not even the first. People have been recording Let's Play videos for a long time

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

@@creamcannon825 you do have to recognize that chris chan did his videos long before it was a mainstream thing. Its kind like thr invention of the bow and arrow, different people had the same idea

[@ronpaulssecretary]

@@AndreLuis-gw5ox it's called multiple discovery or simultaneous invention.

[@hamcakes1990]

Chris struggling to shut off the the Playstation camera is so incredibly hilarious.

[@dhorinfireheart99]

Yeah that scene could easily be in a comedy movie lol

[@svenrawandreloaded]

reminded me of truthpoint: darkweb rising

[@gabestewart2278]

I lost it when she was explaining why her audio didn't work in the let's play without any audio. "So yeah.... that's why" lmfao

[@Phoebe5448]

Reminds me of DSP. Only more hilarious.

[@aleksisorri1625]

For me the funniest (and also the most infuriating) thing is that even though Chris has been e-begging for money and toys for years now, he still hasn't learned to write a script before making his videos and instead blunders on having no idea what they're even supposed to be saying, every time.

[@stevemyers3082]

Chris trying so desperately to prove that Sonichu and Rosechu are not ripoffs is hilarious to me. Rosechu is literally just Amy Rose with a slightly modified haircut and a Raichu tail.

[@Onewingerdraven]

The worst part is Rosechu was inspired by JigglyAmy, a troll's OC for Sonichu. So she's a rip off of a rip off.

[@nano-ep9ih]

Sonic fandom is probably furious, or at least has been at some point in the past

[@calthesquidking5839]

Reminds me of him trying to justify stealing Simonla.

[@HydroConz]

My favourite is Punchy Sonichu, just Knuckles with long ears on top

[@weiwu1442]

still not as bad as when he denied an OC just to debut an “original character” that ripped the OC off

[@owenwalsh1432]

Chris using a family guy memeify template and then proceeding to write the entire book of genesis in the bottom text spot is genuinely one of the funniest things ever to me

[@Destroyah5000]

Once the meme format concluded and the plea for money began, it was hilarious.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Remember when Chris Chan used to be just a sheltered screwball who drew laughably bad comics? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@captaintaco2345]

I love how he was so sure someone would buy him a PS4 that he already bought the camera

[@rawrdino7046]

You forgot to mention little big planet 3 also

[@nignamedmutt7270]

I mean, you'd be certain someone is gonna give you something if you planned on buying it yourself lol

[@eddief60]

>realizes plugging in keyboard shuts off mic >does it anyway and keeps talking knowing this These moments cant be written

[@pencilquest9409]

My absolute fav moment.

[@daytonglitch]

23:10

[@paragonrobbie9270]

These moments couldn't be written nor even heard.

[@Rorschach003]

That's like something Michael Scott would do.

[@skivvy3565]

I like how Chris has always required a ‘slim to average’ girl. And refers to himself multiple times as slim and in shape. While having the body type and shape of a penguin or a beanbag chair

[@sc-fx7cy]

Beanbag chair 😂

[@mikethegoo]

Even whales would call him fat

[@starscream4812]

@@mikethegoo fun fact, whales aren’t actually fat. But your point is still understood

[@mikethegoo]

@@starscream4812 I mean... Proportionally probably not, no

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

More like a rotten potato.

[@kiron5577]

I love how arthur tried to nudge chris towards more productive things. He wasn't so much as a troll as someone who tried to interact with chris. plus his voice is hilarious

[@bazboyd44]

Truly the most heroic figure in this tale. Didnt insult chris, didnt harrass chris, just talked to chris and tried to convince her to take up lets playing

[@ChappedLip]

Don’t forget about Lars, besides fucking Jackie, Lars was trying to help too

[@unpopularopinions7407]

Yeah he’s probably the one I have the least of an issue with. I wish he hadn’t led him on about the TV show deal thing yet again, but I like that he tried to nudge him toward something he could do to make some money, and without larping as a disappointed parental figure.

[@bazboyd44]

@@unpopularopinions7407 still really funny how he said he quit his job because the execs gave up on chris

[@GreatNegus]

Same with Alec.

[@Jess-jt4zf]

"She was very generous... Well, it was the typical black version, yes, but..." How can anyone be so ungrateful? 🙄

[@archstanton9073]

He bought it himself so he's being ungrateful to himself.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

@@archstanton9073 I think he was just upset that he had to buy one himself. But was trying to hint that he wanted a better one in hopes someone would buy one for him.

[@viikkari1]

Chris just lacks the empathy to be grateful. She’s not a sociopath, but she just can never put herself down. Even when she does completely immoral, shitty things and is forced to apologize it comes out in a way where she still suffers no real cost to her. When she apologized to Mary Lee Walsh it wasn’t her, it was past comic-Chris apologizing for mixing her up with an evil twin with another name.

[@gunnarhanson2889]

@@viikkari1 - some variant of narcissism maybe?

[@squeezetentacles4212]

@@gunnarhanson2889 Nope, just plain ol' garden variety narcissism.

[@meej4141]

"a shade of blue so we'd match" *twirls strand of musty swamp green hair*

[@pphead9960]

Yo fr idk why I don't see more people talking about his nasty ass hair. You can tell he does absolutely nothing to make it look more full or anything. Amd that dye job looks like its at least 3 to 4 weeks old.

[@crazyXninjaXfishy]

🤢🤢🤮

[@consensualcastration907]

if she would’ve bothered to bleach it first it would’ve came out better. actually, maybe it’s for the best she stays away from hair bleach.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Is it just me or did that shade become trendy?

[@warmonger199x]

HAHAHAHA fucking jeez

[@slimeconsole]

Chris critiquing women’s “sagging breasts” while also diluting himself into believing he’s a D cup is both infuriating and hilarious

[@MasterCaine]

Could it be his back fat grows each time he measures?

[@kamalionify]

For real, he's so far from a D cup 💀

[@tnttiger3079]

Cup size is about absolute, not relative volume, so I'd honestly accept D... but even obese men can gets D's.

[@Jadaohmy]

Who’s gonna break it to Chris that those are DEFINITELY NOT D cups?

[@shlongslinger8769]

If Chris has D cups, I must have Z cups

[@badledgend1172]

If she's a D cup, mine are enough to smother someone (I'm a guy)

[@fireassassin16]

If those are D cups then I'm a super hero

[@ToxiChaos]

If those are D Cups then my Gf must have ZZZ Cups

[@MizantropMan]

You are telling this to someone who's been drinking his own semen for two decades to "recycle it".

[@Kowkarot]

Barbara: *has to pay a $4700 fine* Chris: "haha new PS4 goes brrrr"

[@uhtred7860]

"But its only the black standard version, BWAAAAAA"

[@mintditter4205]

Barbara: has to pay a 4700 fine Chris: im going to show you how I made my boobs bigger.

[@manfredflyingcircus1232]

Bet Chris uses the"brrr" of the controller where it shouldn't be...

[@JustJoey727]

@@uhtred7860 yah this was 2016 this chapter coulda bought the pro version but naw i bet he bought the standard version for the same price the pro one was priced at

[@Random_Üser-z1y]

@@JustJoey727 WOAH THE LEGENDARY BULLYHUNTER 76 HOW YA DOING LEGEND?!?!

[@Thanatos9029]

"My eyes are up here" Believe me Chris. I'm not looking there, or ever will.

[@famouslastwords0791HR]

I believe you have spoken for all humanity. And most of the animal kingdom. 👍

[@cuber5003]

@@famouslastwords0791HR Well the Animal kingdom and almost all humanity except for Jacob Sockness but his saga will come later... Unfortunately

[@cameronpeterson6734]

"My eyes are up here" When he has been known to stare at the chests of women he's met in person

[@lordgaspode]

@@cameronpeterson6734 thats because literally every woman he has ever met has said that to him, so he thinks that something your supposed to say now

[@therestinghornet6906]

@@cuber5003 Funny you are implying Jacob Sockness is human. That being is a force of chaos in this world. Im glad Chris didn't meet up with him. I was geniuenly scared for her during that saga.

[@Ian_Cummings]

Regardless how my life is going, I'm eternally grateful I am not Chris Chan. EDIT: After recent events I am even MORE grateful now.

[@themudpit621]

I dunno, about twenty minutes before I have to go to work each day part of me wishes I could be a lazy layabout with no money and nobody to look after. s'ok, it passes about ten minutes after I get there!!!

[@shatboiiiheywaddup4232]

@@themudpit621 Living that NEET life bro!

[@xyzmediaandentertainment8313]

No. You watch Chris Chan documentaries. You are much worse lmao

[@tipi5586]

I like how the phrase is usually eternally grateful (is it not?) yet this comment's point remains exactly the same.

[@RichoRosai]

Flamboyantly gay people and revelers party with him out of sympathy to which he's blissfully ignorant, people buy whatever kindergarten monstrosities he conjures up as if it's valuable art, cartoons have been made about him, droves of people wanting to talk to him on the phone... Most of the stuff he moans about applies to me, so I totally tried up with him just for the excitement. And as a bonus, you'd get to sensually massage Barb's shoulders.

[@FortressofSolitude1138]

i like how you can hear the disappointment in chris' voice when he says he was gifted the mere normal black ps4 and not a different one.

[@Donsjohnson]

He is so fricking entitled it honestly makes me sick! He’s probably the most ungrateful person on the planet! Now is that just him being autistic? Or is it him just being a spoiled brat?

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Probably mostly disappointed cuz he had to buy it himself and lie about it.

[@casualmanticore2758]

Spoiled brat

[@RemnantTheWolf]

Chris: "My eyes are up here." Me: Pulls eyes down from the receding hairline I was staring at.

[@crazisaturn2274]

*W H E E Z E*

[@Stryker1501]

"my eyes are up here" *Immediately whips out his moobs*

[@tyroneblackmann]

Somehow his hairline is one of the most distracting things in these videos

[@Jlowrey8]

Yeah that hairline is so unintentionally hilarious. Chris definitely has the hair of a creepy child predator mixed with like an accidental mullet.

[@Phoebe5448]

@@Jlowrey8 he looked like a 45 year old balding creep living in his parents basement when he was 20 tbf.

[@WienerBrigadier]

Chris has actually become his own boyfriend free girl

[@hotbee2678]

That comment is so underated

[@manfredflyingcircus1232]

Smart in a sad and creepy way

[@cndl_lght]

He has become the very thing he so deeply desires

[@rc9145]

Didn’t he have a twin sister character? Looks like she became his alter ego

[@TheRojo387]

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[@CrazyGamer1541]

the pain of chronicling chris's life must be immense

[@internetdinosaur8810]

I feel like you become numb to it eventually

[@tk-5268]

Geno said he doesn't even think about Chris chan outside of making these

[@icchampion5]

The irony is that Chris is the most documented person on the web, but Chris wants to have a formal wiki article but with none of the negatives.

[@shitpost.mp4345]

Jesus died for our sins. Geno lives to document them.

[@Colddirector]

@@tk-5268 I like to think he's formed an alter ego that handles the immense burden of sifting through Chris' history, so once he's done with a video he shifts back to normal Geno and doesn't remember a thing.

[@Jay-ou4fh]

Chris having opinions of the 2016 election feels like an odd breaking of the fourth wall for a reason I can’t explain

[@chasecash1363]

@@schwaj I think this is it. I forget this is a real person every now and then

[@didjargo]

I feel that he only did it to give off the impression that he's a grown-ass adult. Though I think that he only was a Hilary supporter to show how much he likes women, and he hated Trump because doing so is popular and because Clyde Cash made him bigoted towards orange faced men.

[@haydenscott8009]

Its cause this guy is straight out of some movie. But its real. No actors, directors, just… him.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

@@didjargo I can believe he wanted to vote for a women because that's all he cared about screwing

[@didjargo]

@@whoknowswhocares885 Ironic that in his long crusade to prove to the world that he is not gay, he ended up over-steering so much in his idolization of women and hatred of men that he identified himself as a woman.

[@PutridPenguinPoots]

"I'm human. You're human. We're all human and don't go lying and saying you're an alien" "I'm a cpu goddess of the commodore 64 and I'm working myself to the bone to make this dimension merge go smoothly"

[@Hellwolf36]

The Merge sure got real when he ended up in the Jail Saga

[@wolfandraven891]

I was literally thinking "actually I'm an alien" and then he said that

[@MrTigroz]

For someone who promotes world peace, true love, and sweet emotions Chris sure makes a lot of death threats.

[@hck71]

That’s because Chris wants HER world to be peaceful and as she likes it. Any threat to her peace doesn’t deserve to exist because she can’t control it and this deserves to die. At least that’s my take 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@willichinchilly7781]

I love the irony of chris' agrument of multiple people is that they are violent, meanwhile he ran over Micheal Snyder with his car and pepper sprayed that gamestop employee

[@IvyrKazegami]

@@willichinchilly7781 Don't forget he proceeded to draw multiple gory death scenes when he said that his comic would never have gore in it. Oh and, the recent sagas and stuff too

[@didjargo]

Someone should make a video montage flipping between Chris advocating for peace and love, and Chris demanding death, torture, and terrorist attacks against anyone and anything that defies his will.

[@Lafagotona]

He took really serious the phrase "there is no peace without war"

[@shitpost.mp4345]

Arthur sounds like a character that betrays you half-way through a story.

[@LittleMisZorua]

‘Lysanderoth? You were behind all this?!’ ‘Yes, it was I. My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception-‘

[@averythehawk]

@@LittleMisZorua king dragon sends his regards

[@patriarchparamour]

@@LittleMisZorua this is exactly what he sounds like

[@ouch2181]

Isn't that exactly what he is in this situation

[@DarkDoughnutsVids]

@@LittleMisZorua I understood that reference

[@renewellproductions]

I love how Chris discovered why his audio screwed up and then went to explain it to people. Then, during his explanation, he literally screwed up his audio by doing what screwed it up in the first place.

[@jordantruxton]

Would you expect anything different from Chris?

[@voiox]

No self awareness, just badly scripted NPC.

[@thebreakfastman4638]

“I’m not a psychic or a mind reader” that aged poorly

[@abba9265]

could not have said it better myself

[@virusINJUSTICE]

Just like Chris

[@Miracleman227]

Everything that Chris does always ages horribly.

[@evangeline77x]

When I heard that I immediately started scrolling and looking for this comment, thank you for not disappointing

[@virusINJUSTICE]

@@Miracleman227 it's like Chris can predict their future except it's always the opposite... "Burn Gameplace down!" Demands chris His house gets burned down instead and many, many others

[@Maybeyoucantoo]

I’m 100% sure that Chris was doing her “boob” stimulation during the interview with Arthur. There’s vibrating throughout

[@pastelhotmess9299]

I thought I heard something...

[@lulucalliope713]

It was driving me crazy, I think you're right, that's what it was!

[@davidus_ille_qui_somnia]

*his

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

He was doing that, alright.

[@memechild2025]

i came here to look for this comment, good to know im not going insane 🥴🥴

[@HarperMeows]

18:30 "I think my voice was more high-pitched way back then." *voice sounds exactly the same*

[@jerrysmith8814]

True dat

[@ctshaffer1999]

I feel like there is a difference, but it’s EXTREMELY subtle

[@giph002]

@jayde thomas I agree.

[@EdgeLord-oz3vi]

I feel like it's actually more high pitched

[@alexhood3419]

"Barbara was found guilty and forced to pay $4,706. Chris then reacted to his Autism presentation in Little Big Planet" summarizes Chris' life perfectly: unaware of financial dilemmas (or aware and just couldn't care) and does his own thing

[@calebm9000]

Geno gonna be drinking like 20 gallons of sake when he faces the fact that he's made 50 of these.

[@shaneprice1433]

He deserves 50 tbh

[@JyujinPlus]

Official “Sake for Geno” gofundme when

[@blueviper64]

Or pee like Chris has at 7:51

[@triggytiggy740]

"Thats alot of yen!"

[@alipixis5699]

This didn’t age great. 85 deep now.

[@Chocula]

The fact Chris begged strangers on the internet for a PS4 and still had the audacity to complain "Well it was the, uh, typical black version, yes, but, um..." when he actually fucking got one tells you all you need to know about Chris.

[@tonyp114]

I was so mad. I thought he wasn’t gonna thank the person initially but I’m glad he at least did that

[@KingdomHeart556]

@@tonyp114 u know he bought it for himself, right?

[@peenyyt4921]

he bought it himself

[@American-Zero]

@@peenyyt4921 Because no sane human being is going to buy some overpriced game system for some selfish spoiled petulant manchild..so of course he'll buy it himself and try to make it look like someone did so he can show he has "fans". That's just sad.

[@Fragmentsinfractals488]

@@peenyyt4921 And that in itself is.....completely mental. Imagine it again....in slow motion.

[@DLV_Channel]

Chris: "My eyes are up here" Chris, 2 seconds later: "Look at my booty" Sounds about right.

[@icchampion5]

Among other things, Chris doesn't know much about women.

[@eliescobis9922]

Chris chan is disgusting

[@crashinallguard]

I... I hate it.

[@selloutfk3143]

That moment makes me want to never wanna have sex again

[@brunneng38]

I choose to no longer watch these videos. Only listen. The visuals have ruined my appetite one too many times.

[@vi0letclarke]

seeing the "Ja!" skit again made me feel a little better

[@skaweirromeda6787]

That’s the only intentional comedy Chris has put in the internet that has actually made me laugh

[@starshinenylene]

It's so funny yet Chris ruined it by just laughing through the whole thing😩

[@_epic_dyslexic_]

Ja!

[@dontworryhouston]

@@starshinenylene that made it funnier

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Chris: Ya? Asperger:.....Ya! Chris: Ya? Asperger:......Ya!

[@JyujinPlus]

“In four years time it’ll be Sonichu’s 20th anniversary” She’s... talking about 2020... That was less than a month ago... Sonichu is 21 this year... This has gone on too long. Please let this end.

[@creamcannon825]

Sonichu can drink now

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

@@creamcannon825 If I had a parent like Chris, I'd probably want to take up drinking.

[@goofu]

bad ending

[@returddll5438]

@@goofu there was never going to be a good ending bro

[@goofu]

@@returddll5438 not true, he could’ve been the second coming of Christ and ascended to the great heavens above, leaving sonichu to be a holy warrior I mean he COULD turn fanta into cum

[@rd30000]

"it was the typical black version, yes..but um"...that made my blood boil. Someone buys you a ps4 and youre making tiny gripes?

[@WhoMightThis1Be]

Not as bad as that time when the kiwi people send him stuff after his house burned down but yeah, chris was never someone who appreciated anything

[@Hammerhead547]

He wasn't even smart enough to buy a referbed one at gamestop, if he'd done that he'd have saved a couple hundreed dollars.

[@PokemonJack333]

@@WhoMightThis1Be Or the mountains of fanart he constantly criticizes on twitter

[@archstanton9073]

Well he bought it for himself. They probably didn't have the color he wanted or he bought it used.

[@Xolerys]

He bought it himself

[@HarperMeows]

Chris's life is like a never ending cycle. No matter how much changes, no matter what happens. Chris talks, acts, and thinks the same as they did 45 parts ago. A never ending constant of the internet.

[@Whatitmeman]

I don't want to destroy your thoughts but realistically thinking he'll die someday...

[@SuzLa1]

If he had good scores in school, why didn't anybody encourage him to do more than sit at home playing with toys and pretending they speak?

[@fuzzydude64]

@@SuzLa1 His grades were nowhere near as good as he claims they were. Like being on honor roll in high school which never actually happened, what documents have survived suggest he was a below average student

[@ravenguest]

There is less screaming though x

[@themudpit621]

@@SuzLa1 you think a bit of encouragement would make the difference? Would you hire Chris?

[@MrGhast-vi6ye]

Chris:"she can have a little bit of fat but not too much fat" Chris: IS FAT.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

"No. Chris is fat. Hahahahaha!!"

[@MikesZanneN]

"So my dream girlfriend", rolls towards the fridge, then back to the couch, burgers in both hands, body covered in bbq sauce, "is basically a model".

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@MikesZanneN Because Chris' massive sense of entitlement and his standards corrupted by porn insists only the most attractive woman will do. But Barb will do in a pinch.

[@Ravierave]

“I have to get something off my breasts” is probably your new favorite cwcism

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age.

[@KetchupRocket]

I’m a woman and that saying really just... idk if “grosses me out” is correct but it makes me feel weird in a negative way. Just say chest...

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Because he wants the attention to be on his breasts. He also wants to make sure you understand he's a "woman".

[@bossk1176]

I'll be honest if I was a woman I'd start saying that shit lol

[@luxie8097]

@@KetchupRocket everything chris says makes me feel weird in a negative way

[@ZontarDow]

Part 49 and we still have over 4 years left to cover

[@jamesschrader8667]

Can’t wait for the dimensional merge!

[@glassboxes]

i genoinely hope sammy is making good money off this and i also hope chris’ mom isn’t suffering too bad for her sins

[@jaspergerz]

i look forward to it and hope this series continues on for as long as possible

[@SEGASister]

Five years… 2016 was five years ago…

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

@@glassboxes I believe Geno said the channel is not monetized, which is really unfortunate.

[@octodude3358]

The irony of Christine flashing random woman in her woman's day video while insulting men for being sexual deviants is something else. Edit: hi lorff :)

[@violetsparkles5453]

The duality of man

[@tumulovermelho93]

Makes sense since he's a man. He's saying he's a sexual deviant, which he is, and is the core to his whole trans act.

[@cn.st.182]

@@tumulovermelho93 What is it that always makes people like you feel like theyre the judge of that..? Its baffling. Even in this wild case Id never dare.

[@jdm608]

@drew scrivers no need to identify with anything, I can tell you're a fucking moron pretty easily

[@notgreatgale]

@@jdm608 i generally don't condone responding to transphobes but you know what? props for this one,

[@MapleMooseMan]

Blows my mind that, for a while, Chris was actually making an "income" by just applying herself to making sonichu merch. Like, she could've been doing this from the start.

[@lmno567]

The funny thing is that people years ago were pushing to do that, mostly as a joke though but it inexplicbly worked, for a time at least.

[@Dan_Capone]

That and streaming on Twitch or KZbin. I'm sure he/she would have a following of dedicated people buying superchats and bits for him to react to.

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris was lazy back then. Chris today has no one to support him

[@luccafortestoledo1300]

"Hmhm, yeah... So, anyway, I made this part here out of multiple Lego houses."

[@evilredflame]

Probably wouldn’t have had Amiibos to base the Sonichu amiibos but for real, Chris’s “skills” finally put to use and he’s still lazy lmao

[@GregPollard]

"don't go lying and saying you're an alien" Oh Chris, the things you will say you are in the next 4 years...

[@icchampion5]

Will this series catch up by the end of 2021?

[@GregPollard]

icchampion5 not likely, in the past 4 years Chris has done a lot of streams, been in other peoples videos and things like that. With each one being so long Geno will have a lot of footage to go through. The era we have just passed through was relatively quiet, with almost whole years going by in an episode. 2009/10 is something like 20 episodes lol. I’m interested to see how Geno tackles the merge or if he will stop there.

[@jimpcl]

@@GregPollard but to be fair there will be a lot of paraphrasing. I doubt Geno is going to play other people's podcast interviews in their entirety for example. Geno's averaged about 1-2 videos a month (depending), and even still I have trouble believing we are caught up to date by then. The IdeaGuys coming up alone will probably span several vids.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

+I33tabix when do you think we will get to the idea guys saga?

[@GregPollard]

Bread From the Dimension of Frosted Plants I honestly have no idea, I’ve been a Christorian for over 10 years at this point. I’m far better versed in the past two years of dimensional merge and post idea guys fallout. I can’t remember what was going on but I was busy during the idea guys saga. From the looks of it we are at the beginning of what is known as the ‘Financhu Crisis’ saga, I could be wrong.

[@SamWeltzin]

Just blows my mind that this person is now 40.

[@SamWeltzin]

@Incel Kingdom Close enough.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

It’s a goddam miracle that he’s that old! Although given his physical and mental health I doubt he’ll be able to reach 50.

[@SamWeltzin]

@@HerrDeutschBlood Yeah, things are ridiculously unstable.

[@uhtred7860]

@Incel Kingdom Respect has to be earned.

[@gornhumperdink7387]

@Incel Kingdom he'll get a 21 gun salute and have F22 Raptors fly over head

[@mikebison]

I left several comments to CwC during this era on how to turn off the background music while live streaming from The Playroom application. They were ignored.

[@ricketyshickety2517]

what a surprise

[@vikinggaming1037]

Yeah, take that you troll /s

[@davidjohnston4897]

"My eyes are up here" It baffles me he would think his chesticles are attractive

[@katvtay]

It was at that moment, I realized I WAS LOOKING. It was in abject horror, but still. 🥴

[@davidjohnston4897]

@@katvtay it's like watching a car crash, I know what I will see will disturb me possibly for years, but yet...I gaze in disgust

[@wolfandraven891]

Also why do they censor his "breasts" now that he claims he's a woman? Pretty sexist to me

[@MoskHotel]

Funny enough, I was more distracted by his hairline rather than his moobs.

[@EdgeLord-oz3vi]

Please tell me your being sarcastic, and if you aren't not once before has he actually showed his nipples and when he has its been censored, those were also take boobs, stop overreacting

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

I like how Chris claims that he had considered Obamas qualities before voting for him but admits that he will only vote Hillary because she is a woman

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

I voted for Hillary the same way you grumpily wait in line for shit school lunches. The gender vote is a really poor representation of the left and Chris crystallised that perfectly.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

Pfff. He's a leftist.🤣 I knew it.

[@harrymason4300]

Democracy was a mistake.

[@ccda3324]

@@stevepalpatine2828 >Leftist >voted for Hillary One of these is not like the other

[@stevepalpatine2828]

@@ccda3324 The Clinton witch is a demo rat. Demorats are leftists.

[@crudecube]

To describe Chris’s room... think of Willy Wonka’s Factory or Lego Land, but it is powered by depression.

[@Blackshadow164]

Hahahahaha

[@mathieuleader8601]

self-loathing its self-loathing

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@mathieuleader8601 damn that's my life too but than again im not Chris chan tho and I can actually play guitar

[@kwazhims3lf]

Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure depression Take a look and you'll see chris chans gay confession. We'll begin with a spin of sonic degenerate masturbation What we'll see will defy explanation... i picture all of this, to that timeless song, and chris on the floor, hugging his fat knees rocking back in forth in the piles of garbage, and dirty shame rags

[@reeferseasalt]

Sorta reminds me of The 40 Year Old Virgin

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

Chris complains about his financial situation whilst simultaneously standing amongst hundreds of dollars worth of legos and figurines

[@dreamlandnightmare]

More like thousands of dollars.

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

@@dreamlandnightmare honestly you’re probably right

[@Hammerhead547]

He spent $5k on lego sets to build his lego high school, then he spent another $2k rebuilding it after the house fire.

[@TheCraftyNobody]

""Vmk FB⁰h0⁰mkkkl@@dreamlandnightmare

[@TheCraftyNobody]

@@dreamlandnightmare Kuhio

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Arthur Spatchcock genuinely has such a nice voice. He’s climbing up my list of favorite trolls just for that.

[@Gelbton]

he sounds like the narrator in the stanley parable

[@gorillahackerman]

Reminds me of internet historian. I thought this was gonna be his origin story for a second lol

[@carloshernandez2561]

He reminds me of foreverpandering.

[@Onewingerdraven]

Plus he's acting friendly.

[@jackmazeika5594]

I agree, but there will never be a troll like liquid Chris

[@WinstonCropdusty]

This series has gotten me into working out again. So far so good.

[@francescacosta259]

Same, I am now walking every day and my room is spotless

[@h.p.hatecraft7850]

and not hitting your moms g-spot i hope

[@WinstonCropdusty]

@@h.p.hatecraft7850 Incest is for nerds

[@LSPig]

@@h.p.hatecraft7850 10/10 Username

[@emuvarke7687]

@@h.p.hatecraft7850 dog😭😭😭

[@internetdinosaur8810]

There's nothing more bloodboiling than Chris begging for money while he's surrounded by his collection

[@bzking24]

Ikr lol

[@WormOfEscence]

I am you, and you are me.

[@friend_of_evangelion]

I need a “last time on Dragonball Z” style episode recap but for Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

[@uhtred7860]

Last time on Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History! Chris does fucked up shit and shows what a terrible person he is, Plus E-Begging and NOTHING is his fault...EVER!

[@-Zakhiel-]

Just watch all the other videos... It's only 40 hours of content!

[@MsAmber82]

@@-Zakhiel- After the Liquid Saga it fell like the 10 minutes of Freezer destroying Namek, but with the Idea Guys

[@luxie8097]

Now i want an Abridged version by TFS

[@RichterTheRat]

Yes! With the Faulconer Recap music and everything!

[@Eddie_Winter]

Chris: "yeah when i plug in the keyboard it mutes my mic" *followed by chris putting in the keyboard and attempting to talk* I swear to god you can't write a better comedy

[@eloso5670]

If Chris stuck to streaming, he’d be on a Twitch advisory board by now.

[@guilhermehank4938]

The worst part is that you are right. He is like the poster child of leftist ideologies

[@fuzzydude64]

@@guilhermehank4938 Chris isn't the poster child of any ideology. He doesn't exist on the political spectrum, merely parroting whatever media captures his attention without understanding it or having any real opinion of his own. I could easily say he was the "poster boy of the conservative right" 10 years ago but the above still applies. His beliefs are 100% the self serving machinations of a deluded child, always have been.

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@fuzzydude64 Dont act like its that simple. Chris takes legit enjoyment of being a leftist freak because its the side more likely to accept and "care" for him because leftism took an extreme turn at acceptance lane to the point even pedophiles are wanting their acceptance. But thats besides the point, my point was simply that Chris was a freak and, for now at least, the left is full of these (just look at Twitch and the "Deer Trans-Girl"...that boy aint right)

[@adriannefrias8563]

@@fuzzydude64 I agree with you.

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

@@fuzzydude64 "merely parroting whatever media captures his attention" sounds like leftist NPCs to me.

[@Cyle_C]

The fact that Chris can vote is the greatest argument against democracy

[@LowResCatExplosion]

Irrefutable proof that Socrates was right

[@thepun3721]

not anymore, felons cant vote

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

@@thepun3721 ... I'm almost afraid to ask what happened.

[@thepun3721]

@@100billionsubscriberswithn4 assaulted a guy with his car

[@weltschmerz333]

@@thepun3721 felons CAN vote in Virginia

[@robertsides3626]

Chris: "I have no money, and I must CONSUME."

[@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953]

Consumeproduct

[@shecomments2much189]

Robert Sides must. Assimilate. PRODUCTS!

[@Sksksksksksksksksksksks]

His loyalty to corporations is unmatched

[@giph002]

@@Sksksksksksksksksksksks Chris is the template, and EVERY corporation in America is trying to turn us all into copies of Chris. They want us to be mindless consumers that buy tons of useless plastic crap from China.

[@JayBird-Depressed-Dreamer]

29:47 Interesting how I haven't seen anyone point this out. Chris is definitely not a D cup (obviously). For bra size measurements, you need to measure the underbust. If it's an even number, add 4 inches, if it's odd add five. Then you would measure the fullest part of your bust, round up to the nearest whole number (in this case it would be 45) and the difference in inches would be the bra size. This means that Chris is a 44A cup, since the inch difference would be 1. Sincerely, A person with actual D cups.

[@shroomyk]

I actually came down here to look for anyone saying this.

[@luck-e42]

Thank you.

[@codycox2465]

Whats with the adding 4 or 5

[@JayBird-Depressed-Dreamer]

@@codycox2465 That’s how you get the band size. If you were 32” in your band, bras that are a band 32 won’t fit you - it would be too tight.

[@codycox2465]

@@JayBird-Depressed-Dreamer lmfaooo that makes so much sense compared to the theoretical bra formula I was imagining some revolutionary bra mathematician came up with

[@Bloodskyangel]

“Why am I perfect for a nerdy girl? Well I’m constantly over looked...” Chris evolved from a nice guy into a nice girl. They went from saying he was too shy and autistic to now saying she’s an overlooked trans woman. That gender swap really was the only change Chris ever had and it wasn’t even that deep of a change. Edit: I just got to the part where Chris talked about his support of public breastfeeding. It shows how sexist and “male” their thinking is. The argument isn’t “women should be allowed to expose themselves in public”, it is to allow women to feed their babies as their bodies naturally allow them to do. Chris wants public feedings to be accepted so they can watch rather than for any actual female empowerment. Given Chris’s track record I’d be willing to bet my left tit that Chris still feels this way.

[@violetsparkles5453]

Yeah Chris is a creep

[@Sksksksksksksksksksksks]

Not to mention his idea of International Womens Day is that it’s a day for women to “go wild” and flash people, not as an act of body positivity, but in the same manner a drunk girl would show her tits at a college party

[@derekk.2263]

What I don't get are all the people saying Chris transitioned to get pussy. Don't get that logic. If that was Chris's plan, it failed miserably and she would have changed back by now like every other idea she didn't follow through with.

[@unpopularopinions7407]

>“male” thinking uhhh...

[@beemelonhead1]

@@unpopularopinions7407 bro you know what she meant. Don't lower yourself down to the level of the cancel culture kooks and the speech police.

[@tacticaljunk1608]

The only time I've ever seen Chris laugh and he's laughing at his own jokes.

[@MePatra]

It was wholesome yet jarring can’t believe it took episode 49

[@American-Zero]

If Chris was actually funny..he wouldn't have to laugh at his own jokes.

[@samhenson8177]

Definitely a forced laugh too

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

“My eyes are up here” Trust me, Christine, no one is looking down there. And then she flashes.... -stress sigh-

[@Megafreakx3]

Among other things, Chris doesn't know much about women.

[@akrybion]

I was actually looking at the mouth wondering if he forgot to shave which made the comment kinda funny.

[@presidentofchina1496]

Probably the one looking down there might be Jacob Sockness

[@franzferdinand5150]

he*

[@notatrollll]

@@Megafreakx3 yet he wants a slim woman, no fat, c cup minimum.

[@scaughtnull2405]

Chris begging for and then buying herself a PS4 while her mother drowns in debt is so telling

[@American-Zero]

He only cares for himself. They got bills to pay and instead of helping, he spends it on toys, games and sex objects.

[@ginogatash4030]

honestly the ps4 is worth way more than that bitch.

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

And the fact Chris even passive aggressively made a snarky comment on the color of said PS4 after getting it...god this human trash can is so ungrateful.

[@casualmanticore2758]

And then the spoiled brat dares to not give a simple thank you but oh he can complain that the PS is black

[@johnnyliotta3200]

Himself* and yeah, he’s a selfish loser

[@NotAnOrk]

Holy. Shit. The vibrator sound effects in the interview with Arthur is stomach turning

[@cretinouscallum2659]

Holy fuck I never even realised I thought it was just his ps4 controller or something

[@fodv93]

@@cretinouscallum2659 That's what I thought too

[@StoneColdFox17]

Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend it was the controller....🤢

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

That better be a back massager doing innocent things or someone's gonna have a bad time.

[@triple0731]

@@cretinouscallum2659 it’s definitely a PS4 controller, you can hear the joysticks and buttons too

[@songbird7877]

Let's appreciate how Geno took the time to write down [vibrating] while Chris and Arthur were talking.

[@OscarSimansky]

I think most of us notice and appreciate this little bits of additional effort. Watching how Geno decides to approach certain things in both the narrative and fixed media (i. e. the recordings, emails, etc) in a manner that's stylistically consistent, respectful and witty is a huge part of the fun.

[@crazycat3365]

WHEN CHRISTINE TOOK OFF THE BRA AND HAD PASTIES ON I LOST IT

[@conyerserin]

Oh geez I haven’t gotten there yet. What have I got to look forward to.

[@brunneng38]

Thank you for the warning! Phone is getting put face down on the counter immediately!

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

@@brunneng38 wish I would have seen this before I got to that point lmao

[@hessrudolph9368]

Timestamp plz

[@evilredflame]

@@hessrudolph9368 29:10 edit: man I hate that at least one person has gotten to this part in the video because of me

[@makiaveli1997]

The fact Chris’s life leaks into basically everything ever is amazing, who the fuck would think that they’d cameo in a Candace Owens project

[@Resinpro]

The “effort” Chris puts into his day late, paid birthday greetings really says it all...I’d want my money back, we’re I dumb enough to give Chris money in the first place.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

I’d rather give money to a stripper than to Chris Chan because at least a stripper would know how to put that money into good use.

[@squingishambooli2575]

I would love a birthday vid from chris, it would be an amazing gift

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

You don't pay for a chrischan video message expecting it to be good.

[@squeezetentacles4212]

@@squingishambooli2575 Days late? You must enjoy throwing your money away.

[@squingishambooli2575]

@@squeezetentacles4212 thats why I buy the bday thing early

[@radityakevin6352]

“Sonichu is inspired from pikachu and sonic, not copied” idk how to explain how wrong that was

[@brandonhaygood5286]

Chris doesn't understand the difference between an original idea inspired by other media and a blatant rip off.

[@lissettealata]

Let’s he think that is impaired

[@nunyabusiness4904]

When he literally says Sonichu is an electric hedgehog pokemon but then goes on to say it’s totally unique, in a normal person I’d say those were some impressive mental gymnastics but since this is Chris I don’t think that’s possible. Sonichu is what you get when you order pokemon off of Wish.

[@giph002]

@@nunyabusiness4904 I cannot understand how Chris cannot realize that Sonichu is not creative and that he will never be able to market it. You would think that even someone who is severely mentally disabled would understand that simple fact by now.

[@katvtay]

With all the trolls goofing with their own Sonichu shit, I always thought a troll would come up with “Pokemic the Hedgehog,” a TOTALLY UNIQUE character who just happened to look like Sonichu to really make Chris lose his shit. Alas, it never happened or will happen now.

[@justaguy5346]

Chris Chan: “we all have a right to vent” Also Chris Chan 2 mins later: “keep your comments to yourself” Chris Chan again 2 secs later: “people have the right to vent” Honestly the worst part about Chris is he still thinks he’s gonna have kids.

[@pinorska6316]

I hope he doesn't have kids cause I would pity those children so much

[@dimdongo]

It would be funny if he had kids at the same age Robert was

[@fuzzydude64]

He seems to either given up or lost interest in having children ever since he began his imaginary polyamorous marriage to his fictional characters. Too busy vomiting delusional word salad about the merge for that.

[@theodiscusgaming3909]

@Ro Mo What does the simple fact that no one will ever consider having a child with him have anything to do with politics?

[@rafmeinster]

@@theodiscusgaming3909 That's a troll.

[@Squid7011]

I just noticed now that in these past few episodes during the title sequence the opening scene, the use of the pronoun her vice him and the subtle change in Geno's voice all give these newer episodes the feel of a show's second season. It's a very subtle effect but one that lends well to this documentary series. This is honestly one of the most polished and professional productions I've seen.

[@moelewis7973]

Oh god, Chris having a child is a CPS case waiting to happen.

[@throbbingfellow1136]

Rest easy, he’ll never reproduce.

[@SpiralPoli]

@@throbbingfellow1136 Adoption. Fortunately, I don't think he'd be able to go through with all of the hard work, and he wants a "God honest daughter" with a hooker name.

[@SpiralPoli]

@J MH **walkie talkie cracking noise** Roger that. Boys, let's roll. *theme song starts playing*

[@reloadpsi]

@@SpiralPoli I'm fairly sure in order to adopt you have to have your suitability to do so assessed, and Chris knows better than to look into that because said assessment would be the father call all over again for him.

[@DeltaPi314]

@Rune Age Mage One looking for citizenship. It's kinda weird that Chris has never considered that option. On second thought I think many women would rather return back to the Los Zetas just to avoid Chris.

[@Camad]

Babe, wake up. Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 49 just dropped.

[@matsu1161]

Yes honey..

[@jesus-zf5gb]

Babe are you ok? You've barely touched your Chris Chan: A Comprehensive Christory

[@fifi6412]

my gf knows the intro and audibly sighs everytime Geno uploads a new part

[@Theevil6ify]

@@jesus-zf5gb No dessert before you've finished your Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History.

[@jackson-rq6uw]

your hair in the light of Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 49 looks quite divine my love

[@oolooo]

"You do not make an acronym like I.B.A." Said by the one who repeatedly uses C.W.C. for everything .

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

You know for a guy who goes by the name CWC (quick), he really is slow.

[@thomasoates3003]

Or like CWCville, which is very difficult to pronounce using conventional English (in Welsh, it's pronounced 'Cookville').

[@abyssalboy8811]

@@thomasoates3003 Llanfaircwcvillegogerochwyndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch.

[@thomasoates3003]

@@abyssalboy8811 Precisely.

[@willywanker1906]

@@thomasoates3003 *Kiwiville*

[@misspango579]

i laughed out loud when Chris measured himself and proudly announced he was a d cup... honey, if you're a d cup, apparently I'm a fucking g, and I'm wear a c cup right now! where is he getting this idea from other than thin air???

[@dragonlover461]

The way Chris measures herself is actually the correct way to measure for a bra. Most women are actually wearing the wrong bra size

[@kaylap.3746]

Same! It made me so mad lol

[@erickhouston2967]

Is d cup big or small? And is g bigger?

[@misspango579]

@@erickhouston2967 it goes alphabetically, a, b, c, d, dd, so on. Google says a c cup is about average for women

[@erickhouston2967]

@@misspango579 i probably sound really dumb right now but is Chris acting like they are bigger than they really are or smaller?

[@Carnyzzle]

God my favorite thing about Chris is that he can figure out how to use the PS4 camera but doesn't think about how loud the background music is.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

Honestly, the PS4 background music just makes the videos even better.

[@shukterhousejive]

"See, when I plug in this accessory the microphone stops working-" ... "-so anyways"

[@Manuel32_]

He doesn’t “think” in general

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

it's art.

[@S0m35uy]

Chris is so racist she didn't even want a black playstation.

[@tylerbennett5282]

God what a fucking reach

[@ernandiswatspher5738]

@@tylerbennett5282 r/whoosh

[@Noremax]

@Daltron_is_CE I prefer to use it/it’s in reference to Chris because there’s no way this guy’s human.

[@yep-its-them]

who's the "she"

[@adambutler1513]

@@yep-its-them yeah the community had already exiled chris chan before the rape stuff lol no need to say she

[@dismalvoid]

Chris demonstrating how he fucked up and then proceeding to do it again and keep talking is so fucjing funny

[@zess_t5952]

He’s as boomer as his parents

[@alexsdemkin]

@@zess_t5952 His parents are older than boomers

[@justhellbound4206]

Fucking* You're welcome :)

[@IvyrKazegami]

CWC in a nutshell: >Defends public nudity for women >Berates any men who dare go shirtless

[@burnt_0range319]

If one's freeing the tiddy, we're BOTH freeing the tiddy. We're in this together lmao

[@caatko1388]

Breastfeeding isn't "public nudity", that's "providing nourishment to your baby"

[@el.oh.you.]

like the person above said, his main point was public breastfeeding which isn't nudity - but still, it is a pretty counter productive to berate men who go shirtless ...

[@chad9166]

​@caatko1388 what do you think free the nipple means, retard?

[@EdgeLord-oz3vi]

You're forgetting, Chris FULLY wanted women to just to about chest naked, not just breast feeding

[@Dragondan1987]

I love how Chris is so entitled He complained that it was the cheap one, even if he bought it himself...

[@breetheraven2520]

Can we all just say thank you to Geno real quick for his censoring, that was truly a blessing

[@HolkHugan]

Barbara: *needs money for expensive medicine, treatments, and basic human necessities* Chris: *spends all of their money on childrens toys, sex toys, and horrendous clothing* Chris deserves everything that happens to him.

[@rangman197]

barb also deserves the same

[@Sendoxmen]

These comments aged well

[@Sksksksksksksksksksksks]

Well shit

[@bioticjedi3864]

@@rangman197 considering recent events I'd disagree, barb deserves to rot in a shitty retirement home away from her hoard, but she didn't deserve getting raped

[@andrearosario8512]

@@bioticjedi3864 define rape tho, ppl are saying barb was complicit because the audio shows her enjoying it.

[@thehermit8618]

The inability of Chris to say anything under 5 words or less and not senselessly plug Sonichu even in memes will never cease to amaze and enfuriate me

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Chris is like a protagonist from a pulp novel series. He never changes, he just moves from one adventure to the next. Dude is still the same as when the series began, and stayed that way for 99% of it. Even the Dimensional Merge stuff is completely in character for him. Really does make you wonder if he isn't an Andy Kaufman act, if you didn't know any better.

[@eoghanjoyce2477]

Ayyy Loli good to see you here

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

Question : "Chris, what would make you a good girlfriend?" Chris : "I can reach the top shelf"

[@Klonoahedgehog]

Well fuck, i can't argue with that logic.

[@MadDannyWest]

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is

[@snowbeast4463]

And he'd probably be too lazy even to do that.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

@@user_name_redacted *Continues writing about the merge on twitter* "I'm working on it!"

[@prettyevil6662000]

This has old boomer joke 'you can't be a lesbian, because who will open jars for you?' vibes.

[@ricketyshickety2517]

31:39 supports women not wearing bras and breastfeeding in public ("free the nipple") but insists men never go shirtless and wear bras to cover up their disgusting nipples. perfect example of his double-standards and hypocrisy, and only supporting something if it directly benefits chris and his interests.

[@youtubecensors5419]

I get it though, public breastfeeding shouldn't even be an issue. Well, as long as the mom is under 30.

[@franzferdinand5150]

@@youtubecensors5419 What? At 31 you no longer can breastfeed in public? K lmao

[@youtubecensors5419]

@@franzferdinand5150 Of course not! If a woman is 31-31 and 8 months and over a C, but not saggy, she may also breastfeed.

[@franzferdinand5150]

@@youtubecensors5419 I feel like you want this to be a law just so you can look at breasts

[@youtubecensors5419]

@Lonely Pluto Men may be shirtless, but if, and only if, they have a worse body than I do. This will be enforced on a case by case basis.

[@jimboramba]

If you have made it this far in the Chris Chan saga, Conglaturations. You're winner. 🏆

[@TuskieWuskie]

As im listening to chris list off her Girlfriend wishlist and Im starting to wonder why i have done this to myself. Ive come too far to turn back now..

[@dre2694]

Thank you- it has not been easy and I feel like a more anxious person

[@francescacosta259]

No, we are lose

[@h.p.hatecraft7850]

heh i got the ref

[@loganbritton6737]

There are mo winners here.

[@shif-shaf2263]

Chris should’ve taken internet historian’s advice and done let’s plays rather than more vids of weird shit in his room

[@3kojimbles895]

shit what internet historian vid was that

[@helderjones4962]

@@3kojimbles895 i need to know 2

[@doompumpkin_]

@@helderjones4962 he makes really good documentary-ish videos, but Arthur just has a really similar voice to him

[@unitedfools3493]

I think Chris just assumes anyone he's dealing with is a troll. I say this because in this episode he says don't post this stuff on the internet so either he thinks everyone just posts their conversations on the internet (possible I guess) or he's assuming Arthur is a troll.

[@lorenzocampici7885]

Chris-chan becoming a yugituber would've been the best possible timeline tbh

[@marighost_]

Chris describing the girl of his dreams with "a little bit of fat," "at least c-cup breasts," and "brunette" further proves that he has learned nothing in his 34~ years (in 2016), and only drives home the fact that he "transitioned" so that "women would find him less scary (as a man) and date him." I have a weird dissonance about Chris now. In the early days when he was bullied relentlessly I nearly felt bad for him, but he never learned from this situations, and would end up right back into another situation. But at this point in the Christory, it's just pissing me off how painfully self-unaware he is. The part in this video when he celebrates International Women's Day (which he had to be reminded of), clearly demonstrates he has no idea about what the day means to women all over the world, just that it's a day for women to show their tits and ass. Thank you for your chronicling, Geno, as I'm sure it's been pretty damn painful, especially as of late.

[@nunu_beee]

"I still feel very ill at him...cuz he's a male" I think this statement says a lot about Chris's transition. It was all an attempt to distance himself from males

[@tumulovermelho93]

Always nice to see smart people in the comment section. Most are too dense to figure out his act, as obvious as it is.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

@@tumulovermelho93 Yep

[@futuristicgirl14]

@T.J no on acts like this with Jessica Yaniv I don’t understand why people try to defend Chris because “transphobia”

[@derekk.2263]

Please, show me the evidence that Chris transitioned to get laid. I see zero evidence of that. The idea of gender transitioning to be more sexually desirable is ridiculous, all the trans people I know says it cuts your dating pool down to a handful of people. Also, literally no one remembers or cares about international women's day except white women in women's studies courses in college.

[@randysneed570]

the music that plays on his ps4 videos add an ambience that really pushes his content to the next level. he needs his own TED seminar.

[@DanDennisRobloxman]

Truly alien

[@CanineLupus0114]

I almost rolled my eyes when someone bought a self centered, self righteous jobless hobo a PS4 as he had demanded then realized he lied

[@KevinFromAisle14]

The technical difficulties Chris has on his PS4 is straight out of a comedy skit

[@wibolium9639]

The fact that he kept talking after plugging in the headphone cord and effectively muting himself is outstanding.

[@AliceSpeltRight]

It makes me so uncomfortable when Chris says “a women’s touch”

[@jtzr1371]

Her mom got a womans touch lmao

[@mrhater2284]

@@jtzr1371 jeez lewis.

[@JAKBOT3000]

This is probably the longest documentary ever produced

[@JessicaKasumi1990]

With more knowledge than any documentary currently produced. Even one of my favorite documentaries, 16 Acres which covers the rebuilding of the World Trade Center in New York is mild compared to all the stuff Geno has covered.

[@firefly6437]

Pretty sure it is actually, atleast on KZbin. Not sure if it actually is the longest in the ENTIRE world though.

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

I wonder if that’s true, the longest documentary I’ve seen is only 4 hours and pales in comparison to this series

[@JessicaKasumi1990]

@@ThemisadventuresofLu This is over 24 hours.

[@COL3A1]

We are being part of history.