Chris Pratt’s 5 Year Old Son Isn’t Impressed By His Dad’s Acting | The Graham Norton Show

[@Redheadsmiles23]

Pratt's son went from 1-100 real fast

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

0

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

quick

[@bldEagle-oj3os]

😂😂🤣

[@milk-el8vq]

its zero

[@jonathonnordyke5370]

I mean like in an instant!

[@PapaBigDoinks]

It feels so good to hear a celebrity like Chris swear without those stupid beeping sounds.

[@louisadixey2185]

JohnnyLoco27 in England swearing is allowed on TV after 9pm

[@1970brenz]

What??! The bleep is great!

[@edits_yikes7225]

JohnnyLoco27 thats right! It is annoying that you can't hear them say the bad words

[@jaidevnani2253]

Louisa Dixey Hmm. So that's the rule England's made with all it's residents? Nice.

[@ggangsi0228]

Stupid beeps

[@reycarter6284]

I was like aww he thinks stupid is a swear word then whoa that escalated quickly!

[@haihai9022]

Captain America somewhere in the distance- LANGUAGE

[@lbdj9367]

Same 😂😂😂

[@katie-st8nx]

stupid is still a bit of a swear tho

[@kingjb554]

@@katie-st8nx if you can say it in a school or church without being ridiculed it isn't a swear

[@johnvmaguire5635]

@@kingjb554 so pretty much anything then coz my Teachers don’t care

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Pratt is natural comedian.

[@lucanreynolds1341]

nobody survives even one bit *A natural comedian."

[@jondunmore4268]

nobody -- yes, you can see how MUCH of a natural comedian Pratt is, in INFINITY WAR. RDJ is doing his usual quipping - and it's real funny - but then Star Lord comes onscreen and the laughs are just elevated exponentially by his presence! Suddenly Downey becomes the STRAIGHT MAN to Pratt's comic!

[@herbly._.grunge]

Yes

[@Holei94]

Ever wondered what it'd be like to see a Deadpool/Star Lord crossover?

[@loleo123]

Dave Bautista.... ;-;

[@SnackMuay]

God damn. Chris Pratt could be an actual standup comedian if he wanted. He told that swearing story perfectly

[@haihai9022]

He once was a host in SNL

[@calindo7756]

cap (somewhere in the distance): "LANGUAGE"

[@freyaadele9876]

Calindo 😂😂 BE MY BEST FRIEND, PLEASE

[@emmali3796]

Calindo 😂😂😂That's a good one

[@animefreak4944]

😆😜

[@johndanielsforJesus]

Calindo - *_"I understood that reference!"_*

[@aaronmglz33]

*LENGUAGE*

[@bestboyeverborn]

3:49 Welp, that just escalated really quickly don't it?

[@doctordaro2112]

BUIZE Mo thank you for explaining the joke to us.

[@benna197]

Lol he didn't explain anything, just pointed it out

[@tykuresa22]

HAHAHAHA wait what are we doing?

[@leviackerman9882]

BUIZE Mo yesn't

[@liz_w952]

BUIZE Mo lol

[@maudtrenite856]

“We... we... I have a farm upstate” that hurt a lil

[@zea308]

Maud Trenité why

[@maudtrenite856]

Grace H he just split up with his wife, so it used to be their farm but not anymore

[@zea308]

Maud Trenité oh I didn't know. That's sad :(

[@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406]

Maud Trenité I didn't notice that until I saw your comment (then i saw other comments saying the same thing) but it's weird how I actually do hurt a little at that cause Chris really does seem like a nice guy with a good head on his shoulders who valued his family life & stability but we can never know what's happening behind the scenes Though it still sucks that a seemingly nice person is going through something sad/painful

[@SmokeDog1871]

Pretty sure he cheated

[@hn_skm]

I love Bryce Dallas Howard’s laugh- it’s so contagious!

[@naithangately4131]

Hana Rogstad how are you

[@llabronco]

I hate it.

[@bommie]

I like how she actually makes eye contact with the person speaking and genuinely seems interested in what they're saying. Don't see that too often these days.

[@akshatube]

what are you guys talking about, such a fake laugh, and not a good one either :/

[@waimariemclean2759]

i accidentally laughed as loud as her at the end, and woke up my sister 😂😂 worth it tho, that was hilarious

[@lindathomas6116]

I feel your pain Chris, my 5-year-old Grandson told me that he wanted a “real birthday cake” from the store... I’ve been Professional Pastry Chef for nearly 40 years! 😂🤣😂👵🏻

[@skyboundzoo7529]

LOL got a good laugh from this kids amiright

[@jonbeargenx]

Ouch lol

[@Србомбоница86]

Awww 😆😂

[@rajdeepdas272]

Tell your grandson next time it is. Than surprise him when he comes up and says something like" this one tastes good like the real deal " you can enjoy that among the adults

[@thebutchernassa8384]

Ouchy 🤣

[@5scofield9]

Jeff Goldbloom is truly The Grand Master. And he is surprised by what his son is saying? Like father like son, dude.

[@catherinerg1]

Ban Midou I thought he was gay it's just the way he gets on

[@5scofield9]

catherinerg1 - He is gay ??!!!

[@Apm-en5qr]

Ban Midou he might come across as one but he isn't

[@catherinerg1]

Abdul Fachry OK is he gay or not lol

[@Apm-en5qr]

catherinerg1 no

[@maryrosekent8223]

Chris Pratt is so unbelievably adorable. He seems as though he could be best friends with pretty much everybody in the entire world.

[@tehambuligirl]

But chuck Norris

[@maryrosekent8223]

Erin Smith Oh, sure, find one of probably five exceptions and throw it in my face! See if I care...🤔😉😁

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

Not his ex wife

[@tamyhope5441]

I know right

[@stealthsuit58]

I love how Chris Pratt tells stories

[@renapeppers20]

Me too lol it's so entertaining to watch

[@haihai9022]

Same

[@craigbobby3191]

3:49 Welp, that just escalated really quickly don't it?

[@jaymichelle8357]

Jack is literally the cutest coolest kid😂🤣🙌🏽💯☺️

[@naithangately4131]

j michelle how are you

[@garrettsurfboards]

Naithan Gately are you trying to make small talk on KZbin ??? 😂😂😂

[@naithangately4131]

Garrett Alexander no y just been polite

[@hannaheom17]

Yeah and I feel very bad that his parents are divorced 😢

[@marcelstradowski2412]

😭👌👌👌❤😎🤣✋💪💪💪

[@alisaifkhan1522]

Jeff Goldblum is literally the most interesting guy !

[@uddu25]

You sir have officially become the property of the Grandmaster!

[@IWockySlushl]

Ali Saif Khan how

[@extremedancemaster9941]

more like creepy

[@nahidafama7706]

white boy...He is a very interesting guy & creepy too.

[@meanstreak110]

Ali Saif Khan What makes you say that?

[@bestboyeverborn]

People: Chris Pratt is a cool dad!! Me: Chris Pratt has a cool SON😎🤣

[@esteespimi8891]

People: Chris Pratt is a cool dad!! You: Chris Pratt has a cool SON😎😆 Me: Both of you are right buddies 😉

[@liz_w952]

BUIZE Mo his son is a rebel

[@fishsticks6969]

Chris Pratt is a bad father

[@robinhager1989]

BUIZE Mo I think he would be a better dad if he didn't support what trump is doing at the border. Would his kids think his dad was great gor supporting taking kids for their families!!!!

[@dalvicedally7837]

His son is SAVAGE

[@jeraldineotero649]

Did anyone catch he said “we have a farm...” but he corrected himself to say “I have a farm...” I’m guessing he was referring to him and Anna. ☹️

[@MsButterflysting]

Jadine Otero when he spoke of his father, I took it to be that he inherited the farm. Could be he was referring to himself & his son too.

[@AdiWho9]

Jadine Otero I was about to type this yo

[@justismoses13]

Oh wow thats sad

[@cynthiaflores5999]

He deserves better anyways

[@tonieundertwenty]

Jadine Otero yes 😔

[@hatai25]

"We have . . We have . . I have a farm.." just when it had stopped paining lol

[@fiveohfivethree]

That part made me sad :(

[@Edd25164605]

That sucks :(

[@lea-ct4uo]

What?! what!!!?! what happened

[@Edd25164605]

His marriage to Anna Faris is over. He was going to say 'we' have a farm, but corrected himself to 'I' now they're not together. It must still be raw for him.

[@tomk4t]

He was talking about his son. A few moments later he said " *We* fish for bass alot on this lake, *my son and I* "

[@44BlueFoxes]

I love the photos of Chris trick or treating with his son... who's dressed as Captain America and Chris is just shrugging as if to say "what can you do".

[@ricardianos4671]

OMG, that escalated quickly, didn't see that coming 😂

[@MikelArteta2024]

Chris Pratt is such an absolute legend. Just has a way to tell a story perfectly.

[@rebekahbrown3020]

3:50 made my whole day!

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

"Never in my whole life-" "-you were literally just born"

[@RadArgie]

Bryce's reaction to Chris's Son Swearing Is Golden

[@RadArgie]

+Zulhazreen Hazreen i dont care. its golden

[@elijahproto]

It's because she's not even breathing when she "laughs" Edit: exhaling

[@1970brenz]

She just laughs at everything. Maybe she's that sort of person. Or a nervous habit. She's known many celebs, perhaps she just goes with the flow...?

[@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168]

I call that reaction "Sucking an ice lolly whilst bouncing on a big ball" (Add in all the innuendos you want)

[@sreemonbabu1355]

starlord meets the grandmaster!!!

[@TheSpasticAvenger]

It's funny if you search Marvel cast they have all acted together in the past, Marvel clearly wants to make sure their players get along and limit awkwardness.

[@ayandipgarai6345]

Who meets the grandmaster? 🤣

[@craigbowling4583]

Chris Pratt is so fantastic!!

[@WadeWilson-]

OMG CHRIS, be my dad also. I'll believe you're the real dude from Jurassic World.

[@brianorozco1074]

Wade Hey Wade, it’s me, Spider-Man!

[@TaylorPage]

His name is Owen Grady

[@WadeWilson-]

Brian Orozco Sup Spidey? Tell Tony I need a suit. Make it red. No golden details tho.

[@iamtoast6629]

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[@exilley2134]

500th like

[@zeeshanajaib6615]

Totally missed opportunity to say “BASS-tard”

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

I really love Howard's unfiltered, boisterous laughter.

[@Eatos_17]

My family and I were dying after this story on Friday night. Chris Pratt is hilarious.

[@lukebrown28393]

Jeff Goldbloom and Chris Pratt... funny guys !

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Chris Pratt is Daddy

[@shaanu7707]

ScarlettP what no !!! Ansel is daddy !! 😋

[@nikidon99]

Ugly daddy

[@ChristianSwayne]

Adrian Trusca it's just a creepy way of calling someone attractive

[@randomuser4014]

ScarlettP daddy AF

[@virajdesai2105]

You literally call each actor daddys in every video

[@jm4giv]

Drop the stupid bass.

[@gamermanx3096]

666th like. Because I care.

[@dalvicedally7837]

889th like. Because it's almost to an end

[@mahimachakravarthy]

No im all about that bass

[@uneazypolarb7691]

@@gamermanx3096 you mean, bass I care Hahahahhahahahahha I will leave

[@BoyJiDo]

What I love is that Jeff has a white microphone specifically for him so that it blends in well with his outfit. The man is a legend.

[@MN-sm6rg]

His son already is a trustworthy critic. :O Still love Chris Pratt as a person.

[@Sam-td2bf]

OML 😂😂😂 I wasn’t expecting the last part I’m crying

[@GuineaMom]

Sam Gagnier SAME

[@red.handedjill]

Jeff's son is too cute!! Chris' son is savage lmao. Also Bryce looks amazing 😍

[@directorforplastic7929]

Too true

[@BnMProductions11]

Kids will learn to moderate their language around other people if you explain to them the use for it and dont make it so taboo. My house has always had no problems with swearing even when I was a kid and I dont have any problem with running my mouth around other people. If you restrict something from a kid as soon as they get it theyll overuse it.

[@poliknoy]

Chris Meadwell exactly. My mom let’s us swear at home and when we’re around her, as long as we don’t do it at school and to other people it’s fine

[@BnMProductions11]

Yeah, it's the same with alcohol and drugs. Its always the households that make it very taboo that produce the stoners and alcoholics. I was allowed to have a beer at dinner even from the time I was 14 and when I got to college I was the only one not binge drinking every night and almost killing myself.

[@kingjamestres]

Lol that’s not true at all it depends entirely on the person. My mother was very strict on me and my siblings growing up. None of us curse like sailors or even close.

[@BnMProductions11]

Its been proven in studies my friend. Just because you are an exception doesnt mean you are the rule. Kids who are deprived of something will almost always over indulge when they are given access to it.

[@BnMProductions11]

Being overly strict as a parent just is never a good strategy. It raises no better kids and usually worse and will usually end up in them resenting you.

[@sharonmullins1957]

Love Chris! Simply funny, no matter what he is saying.

[@nautilusseanymph]

When he was imitating his son, I literally awwww’d out loud. It was too precious. We do not deserve Chris Pratt, he’s such an amazing guy and I would love the chance to get to meet him one day. “A little bit....stupid, stupid bass.”

[@MyXabc]

3:55 That Andy Dwyer face :P

[@bumbabums-]

Bryce has the best crazy cute laugh. I keep smiling every time i hear her laugh.

[@danielyang8573]

I love how Jeff Goldblum lights up when talking about his children.

[@kalenzypie]

LOVE THIS COUCH! Bryce's laugh is so adorable and infectious

[@mikewilliams258]

Chris Pratt is the only American I've ever heard use the expression "I couldn't care less" correctly!!! They usually say "I could care less" (which makes no sense at all).

[@josephmanno4514]

It most certainly does make sense. When you say, "I could care less," you're implying, "but it's not too likely." That's why both are actually acceptable.

[@EagleFang74]

As an American I can confirm this statement. Wasn’t sure if it was an American thing or not.

[@jenniferh3479]

@@josephmanno4514 Actually if you could care less then that could mean that you care 100 out of 100 or 10 out of 100 or 3 out of 100. There is therefore no limit on how much caring you could do if you could care less.

[@pmparda]

@@josephmanno4514 the sense of the tone whenever i heard it did not imply that. This seems like an explanation someone came up after the wrong thing was established to excuse it.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

I love how wholesome this clip is, great dads both of them. It's also cool how Chris went from selling coupons and stealing food off customers plates to having a farm with a lake. Well deserved success.

[@cosmos_lite3133]

HAHA I love Chris Pratt and his son.

[@Roseyyy748]

I love Chris Pratt. Honestly such a perfect dad.

[@G31M1]

Why does Chris Pratt always have the funniest and most entertaining stories?

[@Ak1996feb]

"We have a farm" "I have a farm" Wow that hurt

[@clarencegrayson680]

“Up in Washington state” yeah he lives on the same island as me. I bagged his groceries, he was wearing a neon shirt and sweat pants while buying beer. Highlight of my life.

[@213213yoyo]

Damn, that's cool! Did you shake his hand and greet him?

[@thedeguguru5485]

icelily 101 LUCKY!!!!

[@haihai9022]

You lucky duck

[@mahrukhnasir8640]

I love the enthusiasm with which bryce looks at everyone... ❤

[@PfEMP]

Omg I literally screamed at that punchline 😂😂😂

[@Lemonie626]

I love chris pratt man, he's so funny and sincere cool dude

[@davidabbott8967]

Even Pratt's kid is hillarious😂😂😂

[@MDkid1]

I think what Chris' son was trying to do was guage whether he was ok with him swearing before he really let loose. Hilarious!

[@KMPaul]

Whatever comes out of Chris Pratt mouth sounds nice and funny... even teaching your kids how to swear

[@vb8428]

I love Thandie Newton more than I love Westworld

[@oskarniessen7493]

Anyone else find her incredibly annoying?

[@vb8428]

Just you

[@redpanda2861]

To the contrary, she's witty, beautiful, and delightful.

[@ssh1487]

I love her in Westworld?

[@mollymungo5248]

Jeff Goldblum is SO sweet when he talks about his kids. It's adorable

[@Scorpy1106]

Chris wasn't ready. Lmaoo. 0 to 100

[@lancelotanderson2835]

This is so hillarious I watched it 6 times already! So funny!

[@b.hagedash7973]

I like to catch bass and then sing Don't Worry Be Happy to them 30 times in a row.

[@mago_8145]

I litteraly love this guy... Chris I mean :)

[@GuineaMom]

*literally

[@mago_8145]

might be. English is not my basic language, sorry.

[@haihai9022]

@@mago_8145 At least you don't spell like some dumbass kid

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

That was just so natural and very funny. Great show

[@randomotakunerd]

I love how the more Chris told his kid to settle down the more He went to 1% - 200%

[@joshnumber3]

This had me dying of laughter nearly fell of my bed at the end 😂😂😂

[@nathanbiller7662]

Chris Evans: LANGUAGE

[@MariusNinjai]

always have to rewatch is when it pops up on recommendations and it makes my day everytime

[@macauleyhughes8599]

Jeff Goldblum is literally the coolest guy in the world.

[@TeamBroccoli]

Macauley Hughes I’ve had a crush on him since Independence Day 😍 hehe

[@raindropsneverfall]

Literally the coolest guy? I'm pretty sure he is warm.

[@adinh6342]

Bryce has an amazing laugh

[@lamisaurbi258]

Chris doing his son's impression is so cute and innocent. 😍

[@IndiaParkman]

woah chris pratt really downing his drink at 0:41 😂

[@ripperdoesntstream347]

Bryce Dallas' laugh is so awesome 😂. It just gets me everytime I hear it

[@rizjae7104]

Whenever I see Jeff Goldblum, I'm reminded of James Corden's Thank You, Jeff Parody 😂

[@xViceBeach]

Chris is beyond stunning, funny and handsome.

[@VanshajKheraMusic]

Chris Pratt son is so lucky to have a father like him.

[@StaceyMayer]

Jeff Goldblum, you're still our whole families very favorite. This clip explains why. Hugs from Seattle.

[@i.8231]

Bryce Dallas Howards laugh is goals

[@odhrandarcy8674]

Sara A nah it's just annoying

[@chiisuchi1102]

I can't unhear it

[@missxy8217]

Jeff Goldblum and Chris Pratt in the same room. I don't think it can get much better!

[@MarkyPaligs]

I'm liking this talk show more than the other talk shows. Just like Ellen, Graham is adorably funny and lets the guests talk without interrupting them unlike the other attention-hungry talk show hosts.

[@ngrp27]

ellen interrupts a lot and she's is a bit sexist to mens but whatever.Graham is the BEST for me

[@bftb]

Don't really agree with the Ellen bit but yes, Graham is the best because he doesn't constantly try to take the spotlight off of his guests, he pushes it on to them. Jimmy Fallon is the worst for this by a distance. I don't know why he bothers having guests, he's only interested in himself.

[@d.eliiii]

I had to watch this video a few times. Every time Thandie Newton came on screen my eyes immediately latch on to her. She's so undeniably gorgeous.

[@jadeashcroft5724]

omg was not expecting that at all, I'm crying laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@sarakaitlynn]

Lol I was like at first .”aww he thinks stupid is bad word but then all the sudden he says something far worse!!😮 and after he said it I was like out loud “AND I OOOOP”!😂😂😂

[@jordanr9062]

Jeff Golblum looks pretty dapper there

[@rheagangavkar9741]

Jeff Goldblum LOVES his kids. You can hear it pouring out of his voice.

[@rimshakhalid5037]

I love Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard and Jeff goldblum I cant wait for ♥️🦖🦕♥️🦖🦕♥️🦖🦕

[@zeynebballi]

Starts at 1:35 ...

[@zoec.9913]

I watched this on Friday night why am I here? 😂😂

[@TheAgukala]

Dallas’ laugh gives me life! 😊😁

[@RWSARTIST_A1]

3:48 I bursted in tears laughing

[@brooklynforever1990]

The fact that Jeff G still gets me randy after all these years... Grrhhhhh.

[@amarlover5381]

The girls look at Jeff like a god the whole time 😂

[@flickfi]

Just love Chris, so funny.

[@Trulymimi17]

Matthew Mcconaughey, Kevin Hart, and Chris Pratt are the best Storytellers👍

[@swanikarl]

I love Chris so much. Always makes me laugh

[@edwardkelly7357]

I really thought the joke was going to be that he could have said anything and chose to say stupid. HA!

[@1970brenz]

Me too! It was pretty fun at that point. That was cracking me up. I found it kinda disgusting that he'd celebrate his son talking like a potty mouth adult and tell the world. What happened to pride in your kid being amazing in a good way - like being innocent and saying 'stupid'? When did being trashy become totally okay?

[@edwardkelly7357]

Oh, I still found it funny even after the punchline. I just thought he was telling a different joke. I can appreciate your point of view though and don't totally disagree, but I myself am pretty trashy so I can't really call out others for it. There is a small part of me that wishes it was more common to talk like they do in period pieces where you call someone impertinent and it held some gravitas.

[@1970brenz]

Hahaha! Good reply. Yes, maybe some prop-pah English...not quite Dickensian. It could be fun to have throw-back banter. But would we run out of words? "Hurrah!" instead of "Awesome!" has a different feel.

[@edwardkelly7357]

Thank you! I personally am always looking for a reason to say "huzzah" outside of a ren faire and not get death glares.

[@elimurphy6823]

Lmao Pratt is hilarious and relatable my favorite actor by far this guy gets it

[@LemonsRage]

life...uh...finds a way

[@Markjones111]

Bryce Dallas Howard’s laugh is just too darn adorable. It sounds genuine.

[@rhysperegrine5100]

Jeff Goldblum looks and acts like Jeff Goldblum playing Jeff Goldblum in a movie (a movie about Jeff Goldblum).