Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police.
I know they are other versions of this on KZbin but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)

[@samikaythe2736]

Let's be real..."shut the fuck up," is probably the best advice out there, for any occasion.

[@SniperRed0092]

+Samantha Kaythe Yep.

[@randolphsavage9760]

Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.

[@lamewarrior]

For any and all occasions.

[@karoma7898]

Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"

[@samikaythe2736]

I accept that.

[@brettb.7235]

“If the cops have to chase you down. They’re bringing an ass kicking with them” lol

[@InfernosReaper]

That's true no matter your skin tone, too.

[@joeyakathug5215]

@@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals

[@InfernosReaper]

@@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?

[@Seriona1]

@@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.

[@joeyakathug5215]

@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal

[@THEGRAYFOXX00]

a skit in the 90s...mandatory instructional educational material 2023

[@unanon_user]

in the best part is that it applies to people of every race, not just black people. in most cases at least.

[@MrGared22]

For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."

[@DannyfMartin]

Common sense is hard to find in 2024

[@unanon_user]

@@DannyfMartin common sense is always hard to find it, regardless of the year

[@hagestad]

@@unanon_user unless you live in place like Calabasas - you know those private-public cops are your workers there.

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.

[@joeylawn36111]

Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.

[@JWayne-vb1yg]

Dont ride with a mad women. That is the one thing that brings all of the races together.

[@sebthebootysorcerer4257]

Special Fex lol for real

[@YurkerYT]

I can't say you are wrong.

[@linkinajar8676]

There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

[@quintonclark2339]

Special Fex no mad women will say anything.

[@MightyJuan154]

@Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"

[@zacharytracy3797]

Have you ever been face-to-face with Will Smith and wondered. “Is he about to kick my ass?”

[@THEULTIMATETROLL]

Well wonder no more.

[@voiceguy3635]

1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes. 2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE! 3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.

[@firstlast9731]

4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.

[@ForeverInDreams237]

"Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"

[@OctIce]

rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!

[@masterzombie161]

It’s honestly a shame Dave Chappelle and Chris rock never did a show or movie together.

[@joimumu]

The universe would explode that is just too much for the world to handle

[@Mcsavage2.0]

@@kshepard52what?

[@misanthrophex]

@@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.

[@flurdler]

Ego collide

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

​@@kshepard52"I find Dave Chappelle offensive" - your exact words. You were offended.

[@matthewstandefer2771]

Chris is hilarious. Even after getting smacked by Will, he is funny and deep stating that "she hurt him far more than I did", insightful and funny. Spot on - like each point in this skit.

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

Will Smith is a lowlife cuckold and ashamed of it.

[@SkylineGuy]

"get a white friend." -a black man Chris Rock *almost* ended racism.

[@natmarelnam4871]

​@@TugIronChief Dems want to foot the bill for that Life Support.

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.

[@stevehope6283]

Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!

[@gregmalletvalentine8631]

Don’t ride with a mad woman is universal, literally

[@babelyubelbarever4591]

Don't a woman

[@nadirrabah6756]

"He got weed he got weed!!"

[@FBI-kz1nv]

@@babelyubelbarever4591 Don't

[@lonecrapshooter67]

@@babelyubelbarever4591 all hos is mad

[@nedludd7622]

Mad men are a much greater danger.

[@marefynn81]

This is the best advice for anyone, anywhere regardless of race.

[@vol-back-homefinally9910]

I'm white, Southern Baptist. Grew up in the South. My Fire Captain father basically told me this in 1979 when I first got my learners permit. Because if you break any of Chris Rock's suggestions, then the cops are going to beat you - regardless of color.

[@disciple8857]

You know I've seen this a million times and it's still mad funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@db13401]

This should be played on national tv every 1/2 hr instead of all the drug commercials .....

[@fishingtexas5857]

1:25

[@MrWatts-dz6fb]

Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@johncastillo2194]

@@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021

[@semperfi6801]

I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.

[@MrWatts-dz6fb]

@@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol

[@ImortalPvP]

Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet Edit: chill out people 2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.

[@alleynewarner9961]

You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?

[@TheJadeFist]

@@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.

[@2kevinthecool]

FUNNY!! and good message too

[@LeonArgent]

I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.

[@kawiikanji8620]

@@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here

[@mashort07]

After all these years, I still lose it at 2:03 😂

[@bell191991]

Same. The freeze frame on his crazy eyes always kills me 😂

[@joscar062]

​@@bell191991man legit said 😳😳😳😳😳

[@MrNostalgic1804]

@@bell191991he looks like Will smith’s sons Trey and jaden

[@mgriffin51304]

He thought he was actually Him 🤣🤣🤣

[@LAFORGUS]

I lose it at this every time i see it.

[@defaultsettings63]

This is funny and a bit sad at the same time. It's a bit sad that there are many grown ups who actually need to be told these things.

[@MagiconIce]

Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?" I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun. I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past. And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him. So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.

[@elliottbaker201]

​@@MagiconIcefolks mainly talk about the actual overreach. Look up Daniel shaver.

[@zeked4200]

​@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer. The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true. Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.

[@elliottbaker201]

@@zeked4200 except it definitely is debatable.. which is why The OverReach is what folks speak on. Not police actually doing their jobs, scooter 🤷😘🇺🇲

[@niceguy6152]

Not grown ups. Apes.

[@xyon9090]

*Now THIS is quality public service announcement*

[@howardfortyfive9676]

Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!

[@thandie67]

Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.

[@Synthysynthsynth]

Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Thandi M Certainly not in 2018

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂

[@carris2scents57]

Watching this should be part of taking your driving test

[@Wildstar40]

This should be taught in schools in all grades.

[@doloresforst9438]

What ive been saying also

[@CS-ui4qj]

And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.

[@Nox.INkRecords]

Word!

[@rbrtck]

@@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.

[@AnonymousStranger-up5he]

Black America should listen to Chris Rock. He knows what he's talking about.

[@DragonMaster360]

so should most people tbh lol

[@KDawg92801]

As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth

[@joeylawn36111]

@@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that

[@KDawg92801]

@@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself

[@hellasboy8243]

Should be shown at every black school at lunchtime, from kindergarten thru high school. EVERY lunch time. Signed: retired Chicago cop.

[@generalforsythe3944]

Do you have any cool cop stories?

[@MisterKorihor]

This is how real comedy is done. You make fun of everyone: whites, blacks, police, men, women. Nobody escapes.

[@lordsiomai]

Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on

[@gabriellangton6677]

based everyone gets shit on

[@melodymakermark]

Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂

[@dutchvanderlinde4965]

@@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro? Im joking lol

[@K-----]

Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.

[@jasonchristiansen9063]

This should be mandatory for all high school and college kids.

[@onion_____]

This was kinda common sense

[@mochalo4912]

some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism

[@jasonchristiansen9063]

@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.

[@ryanwellz7423]

@@onion_____ common sense is rare these days

[@a-10warthog72]

I laughed, but sad af

[@frankhurst9665]

A bunch of years back, I used to take night school classes with a HUGE Montgomery, AL cop. We got to be friends. I asked him what crime is most likely to be committed when he stops someone. His response, "Pissin' off the police." Words to live by.

[@nunyabidnes6010]

Sad that you don't realize that the cop is the wrong one in that situation.

[@frankhurst9665]

@@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too. Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything. Rule is...don't be an a**hole.

[@nunyabidnes6010]

@@frankhurst9665 ok bootlicker

[@reubensandwich9249]

​@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.

[@victorcarrillo7618]

Americans will say shit like this then call other countries a police state

[@user-uy3gt8mu1l]

HISTORY DEBUNKED brought me here 😂🎉

[@bfr74vz80]

This needs to run on TV around the clock as a public service announcement.

[@noahreyna76]

Sure does 😂😂

[@scrubsrc4084]

I bet they would call him white

[@jonsnows5340]

@@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work

[@ATLuxuryCars]

IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.

[@jonsnows5340]

​@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.

[@philipmwangi5270]

if chris rock did this in 2021 he'd be cancelled for real

[@organicmethamphetamine2391]

i fkn despise this era

[@drakke125Channel]

no one listened to christians and look where that got us.

[@philipmwangi5270]

@@drakke125Channel facts

[@saintsaint5315]

@@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.

[@mochiisntbad6762]

@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)

[@1tri]

1:10 “Maybe you need your ass kicked” I LOVE the Chris Rock of the early 2000’s LOL 😂

[@vatolikhlimentyev6270]

😂😂you damn right you need yo ass beat. A BIG ASS joint and a LOADED GUN SHOWING😅😅😅😅

[@user-th3ll8rl7i]

This is such a classic skit, I must have watched it a dozen times.

[@TokyoKazama]

The funniest thing is that these are all legit rules.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

White friend is racist bs.

[@relentlessgod79yt32]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down

[@jeffayers65]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.

[@justinayers3589]

And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔

[@alanlee67]

Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.

[@skywalker5026]

Instructions unclear, I got my ass kicked by firefighters.

[@darthrevan2063]

Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol

[@Strykerx31]

At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.

[@SgtChip]

Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.

[@KidsFund1]

You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

[@VikingBadass94]

@@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin

[@alansmithee183]

The look on the driver's face when his friend starts popping off...priceless!

[@Tigerman1138]

02:41

[@SnowWolf90]

My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"

[@cartmanrlsusall]

Still good advice decades after this was recorded

[@Remaggib]

It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.

[@42042O]

Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.

[@kevinlavin3269]

HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin

[@jonathandyer9643]

If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.

[@lolstalgic9602]

If a woman is mad at you, there’s nothing she like to see more than getting your ass kicked” This aged like Jada Smith’s hair

[@pointysidedown]

I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason It's especially something not worth getting hit over.

[@picturesq]

Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you

[@rypb16]

Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel

[@beckyboo1433]

😂😂

[@johntheclyde2816]

I come back to see this about once a year. Still frickiing hilarious.

[@gearheadcg]

I've seen this skit many times and I still have a hard breathing from laughing so hard when I watch it !!

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Ah this aged like fine wine.

[@Lkenmaner]

More like aged like unpasteurized milk

[@a-a-ron7325]

@@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.

[@bro_soldier642]

I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯

[@lucaswallace7476]

@@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.

[@Lkenmaner]

@@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]

[@dueceduck3608]

Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock! Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂

[@ferrykent433]

You must be right

[@stumarston6812]

lol

[@AnImperialGod]

Were you with a white friend?

[@insertnamehere7235]

Did you leave the woman at home?

[@garner832]

lol..

[@MrSoles]

The bit around 2:04 still makes me crack up to this day. Whenever I hear about people getting shot by police, this comes to mind.

[@jigu2483]

What makes it even better is at the end, even if you follow all those steps, he still says "probably"

[@joimumu]

Well he knows that there is only so much you can do on your end and if the cop is batsh!t crazy then only god can help you

[@jigu2483]

@@joimumu that's very true

[@cbh148]

Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.

[@jigu2483]

@@cbh148 shut up lil nigga

[@maolo76]

Chris Rock was ahead of his time.

[@kakashiroks]

This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years

[@h3llrazah420]

@@kakashiroks exactly 🤣

[@corentinp8115]

I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...

[@saltylatino3215]

Koala gang

[@l.a.a.4929]

To bad his tips doesnt work in real life

[@jakelucid9650]

this was made almost 14 years ago - as a joke....it should be on tv now as a public service announcement....

[@jakelucid9650]

No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....

[@kruse8888]

Wouldn’t that be racist?😂

[@notsigningupforshit]

Best PSA ever!!

[@MattMatt77]

Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.

[@ChrisTopheRaz]

Lol! Right?! Ha ha

[@Striker885]

This is still killing me in 2023 after nearly 2 decades 😂😂

[@gabriellima7900]

This will always remain relevant 😂

[@KinkESizemore]

Might be the best public service announcement ever

[@spiritofalaska]

this should be shown to every school in chicago and to black lives matter supporters

[@Thecalebexperience2]

even the part saying "get a white friend"?

[@japkap]

CBaseball_ there has to be at least some comical relief not just all common sense statements.

[@lusmas99]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. And most accurate.

[@willia3r]

Yeah except it doesn't work in large part. The police have shown in far too many cases that you can stand in one spot minding your own business and they will still mess with you. Professional tennis player James Blake's situation with NYPD cops is proof positive of that much. The other example is Charles Kinsey of North Miami Florida who was trying to get a runaway patient back into the facility. The reality is that in America we have too many psychotic people who have no business being police officers and we don't have a solid method for weeding them out.

[@ViralKiller]

14 years ago damn

[@TubeWatcher]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.

[@james10739]

Right how have people gotten stupider since

[@frankvana2536]

Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!

[@luisv4439]

@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police

[@suzukisixk7]

psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.

[@gladiusclaymore6976]

They actually do need to make this video available to the "thug-life" public community! It seriously is at least 90% accurate! :-)

[@drewidrie2396]

Rock presents this jokingly, but it's all accurate information.

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

This should be taught at school and not randomly show up in recommendations decades after it was made

[@finchborat]

Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

finchborat fixed it

[@darvnhasat1357]

yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then

[@Waxer3929]

I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow

[@matthewskullblood9778]

you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version

[@jlwiseguy]

He needs to do a sequel "how not to get your ass kicked by the fresh prince"

[@jayperez7360]

I for one would pay for this.

[@roseandstem8054]

Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.

[@samsunguser3148]

How to not get smithed by Smith by Rock

[@eligebrown8998]

🤣🤣

[@cicjose6016]

Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career

[@biobroly9324]

This has aged like wine

[@asingh4025]

Who's watching this now and thinking to themselves this is no longer a comedy sketch an actual public service announcement

[@Dtown3]

Yes lmfao

[@krocialblack]

Well. It was always a public service announcement.

[@BryanTorok]

This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.

[@Dtown3]

@@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho

[@jasonrobinson6493]

Bro, I was literally thinking that.

[@FPSDALLAS]

This should be played for middle school aged kids all the way through high school. I'm NOT kidding.

[@matheuscruz8574]

This is golden education disguised as comedy

[@firstnamelastname8790]

I think Daunte Wright didn't watch this LMAO

[@er7586]

Or maybe the parents should parent???

[@johnblack5239]

True!

[@Joker-zk2we]

@@firstnamelastname8790 nope, he did not. Quite funny honestly

[@zackpack8]

This should be a constantly run commercial in EVERY CITY in the U.S.!

[@davidfisher5140]

One of the most hilarious yet ironically true clips I've ever seen.

[@jftube3333]

The 4.2 thousand dislikes are probably the ones that got their ass kicked by the police.

[@__J_O__]

They ignit.

[@hot8fuss]

or BLM

[@Bracero1990]

I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.

[@__J_O__]

@@Bracero1990 And the funny goes over your head. Lighten up Francis!

[@CliteTMSUBSCRIBE]

@@Bracero1990 lmao wtf

[@random_evo_guy9120]

14 years ago : a joke Now : an actual tutorial

[@neutrino78x]

nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.

[@DylanFarstveet]

Police brutality has existed for decades

[@dialfforfun7865]

It's common sense bro

[@sdhubbard]

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!

[@sonquatsch8585]

100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial

[@ahutflesz2425]

I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease. I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.

[@Horsekick9times]

17 years ago and it still relevant

[@baska-]

Imagine Chris Rock doing this in 2021, he'd be cancelled for being funny.

[@basgestion7319]

or a genius

[@demonte6582]

at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.

[@mayorebfarnum8114]

well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo

[@baska-]

@@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative

[@soundshock9357]

Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad

[@CarnifaxMachine]

While this is supposed to be comedic, it's also actually good advice.

[@hagamapama]

Yes it is. Words to not-die by.

[@TsarOfRuss]

It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it.. its psychological embedment

[@engeltjebaleno]

the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.

[@TsarOfRuss]

engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed" Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police. Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly

[@keiko909]

this needs to be recirculated in the community lol

[@princessbeexxxx]

Forever be true. If cops gotta chase you, they bouta give you the works. Guarantee No bullshit.

[@sosocrazy1234]

20 years later and some still haven't learned these lessons...🤣

[@devinomara5401]

The most true part " DONT run from the Police, if you make them run, they are bringing an ass whoopin with them " SO true.

[@scorpsixonesix4753]

Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.

[@pissy]

Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.

[@ShaneCamburnGSGI]

Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.

[@matthewbradley3395]

Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt." Not according to the Supreme Court. If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer. They won't like it but the law is on your side.

[@ShaneCamburnGSGI]

Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.

[@dgsalvilla]

14 years later and this showed up in my recommendations. this should be turned into a public service announcement lol.

[@FinalManaTrigger]

lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.

[@prose7789]

YEP 🤣😂

[@gregnorvell9730]

How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Just_Tyree]

Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated

[@KUNTAR]

It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.

[@foreverretro8298]

man, dont' give him sh*t! what the f*ck you want! Never ceases to make me laugh.

[@talon310calif]

Legend. He tried to warn everyone, but many didn't listen. So here we are.

[@Mike-gt1cs]

14 years ago: funny comedy skit Today: fatherly advice

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.

[@amitgabay3721]

This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice

[@amitgabay3721]

@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate

[@chipanderson2135]

Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.

[@xandervk2371]

Today: blatantly false.

[@kevinfelton689]

Almost two decades later, and "HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!" still has me freaking dying!

[@camillemckenzie3235]

Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.

[@lucky889s9]

"Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂

[@rumblebird9888]

@@camillemckenzie3235 I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some

[@Ripa-Moramee]

@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.

[@handymanr4729]

Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide

[@manuginobilisbaldspot2]

Chris basically turned his Black People vs Niggas bit in to a sketch…and it’s just as iconic.

[@rayjaymor8754]

"If the police have to go and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them" 🤣

[@whitecollarhater9727]

So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...

[@scottyhoo2516]

@@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!

[@whitecollarhater9727]

@@scottyhoo2516 be polite!

[@TheMellow85]

This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.

[@sgtwormevore4119]

Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"

[@Sl4yerkid]

Over 14 years old, and still completely accurate.

[@falfighter]

probably MORE accurate today

[@covidhoax7646]

Human nature does not change with time.

[@HamburgerHelperDeath]

It’s actually from the 90’a not 2007. That’s when it was uploaded.

[@thomasgrabowski2202]

Something never change. 😌🙏

[@ClownScript]

@@falfighter no nigga lol you trippin

[@dlock5794]

That is literally one of the funniest ( but true) skits I've ever seen 😂

[@johnlenny8543]

This is getting better and better as time goes by.TRUTH

[@DartLuke]

This video should be in school program

[@819blakes]

Would it help? Not like kids show up to school anyways.

[@SvendleBerries]

Not the ones that would benefit from this video, anyway.

[@StereoMonolith1]

+Sven Kopperud ^^^

[@MatthewMinistries-cp2yq]

Agreed. ☺

[@Zoolander824]

DartLuke ya damn right it should b my friend

[@datboicuz]

his face after she yells he got weed is priceless

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@bellschuser9829]

That women is Cynthia g

[@grevensher594]

You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄

[@CoolPapaCash]

@@grevensher594 Happened to me

[@joelwillems4081]

I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.

[@cmlukey]

Actual, hard hitting hilarious comedy. And complete truth. Boy, how things have changed for the worse, for comedy and society.

[@jameshowland7393]

I've been watching this for years! It's still just as funny as the first time I saw it!!

[@anthonyobryan3485]

This will still be relevant comedy a hundred years from now.

[@ArthurD]

This should be broadcasted 24/7 on every phone in USA at least 5 times a day.

[@audibloke]

10 times a day on BET.

[@rozyk0700a]

so 24/7 or 5 times a day?

[@johnwatson1258]

You guys do know this is satire right? He is purposefully listing things that shouldn't ALONE get you beaten by the police. Having a gun and a blunt isn't grounds for getting beaten by the police. It may be grounds for arrest. So this is purposefully exaggerated. If you guys knew Chris Rock's stance on law enforcement you'd understand that he does not back the blue. And you'd also understand that this video is literally an indictment of police work in America. The reason why you people can't understand that, is because you think exactly like the satirical nature of the video. Which means Chris Rock was making fun of you specifically. Lol geez... the U.S. education system has failed the lot of you.

[@ArthurD]

@@rozyk0700a yes

[@marshamcdonald1475]

Absolutely agree with you! Sure would spare our police Offers a lot of headaches and The kids too.

[@WarGhoulKharas]

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them." This is correct.

[@mroselli7482]

Everytime!!! And you deserve it

[@yankeesrule587]

Especially if you dont pull over for a traffic stop and keep going till you feel "its safe"

[@mroselli7482]

@@yankeesrule587 💯

[@gregcarlson8438]

But if you're black you can blame it on that.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

It’s so true! I ran from the cops once they whooped my ass and then let me go with a warning. That’s what I get for illegally smoking weed in the middle of a public park!🤦‍♂️😂

[@dopiaza2006]

There's a whole load of 'people' in France who need to listen to this right now!

[@suke9502]

My favorite one is stop immediately lmao. I always quote ”everyone knows if the police have to come and get you, they’re bringing an ass kicking w them”

[@Mario03020302]

This aged perfectly

[@vangmx]

Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)

[@generalrotholz977]

This skit is like a good wine

[@yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297]

@@vangmx Yeah, a deeper meaning of, "Obey the law"

[@yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297]

@Gealified x Well, it always has.

[@brrrgundy]

And here we are in 2020

[@davypig571]

Perhaps show this in schools. You know, before it’s too late.

[@finchborat]

Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.

[@bluffdotcom5504]

It's already too late...

[@OkFixer]

Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.

[@patrickfarrell6638]

Too late...

[@bfr74vz80]

It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.

[@seth5308]

All of these years later and they still don’t listen. Nothing has changed.

[@jasonrodgers9063]

Chris Rock is a true comedy GENIUS!

[@tarkus4283]

The saddest part of this classic is He couldn't put it out today . He'd be Cancelled

[@royalzak2670]

Self accountability is now deemed "victim blaming". They treat certain groups like toddlers.

[@deerick3109]

Chris Rock should update the video and add resisting arrest to the list of things what not to do.

[@ryanadams3924]

yes, thought same

[@herakleitus]

@@deerick3109 I think that’s provisionally covered under “if you have to run, the cops are bringing an ass-kicking with them”

[@joze838]

@@herakleitus it is basically all covered under 'use common sense'.

[@koshka02]

People are laughing, but doing all of this will literally save so many lives

[@ameliagiraud8003]

all of this WILL oof

[@LeCheneDeTele]

« doing all of this will literally save so many lives » I'm not sure people unable to naturally follow these advices have to be saved from "ass kicking".

[@dentgardiner8409]

@@LeCheneDeTele Im inclined to agree.

[@langbo9999]

It's funny because it's true 👍

[@koshka02]

@@noname-ue7lb "black people could follow a few rules". Its not that simple my dude. There's a history in this country, and black people are scared, and for good reason. Police don't always uphold civic trust and treat black men with an added layer of suspicion which leads to unnecessary confrontations. Also, defunding the police is and always was a bad idea. If anything is to get fixed, the police would need more funding, not less.

[@Dominian1]

They should play that shit in driving ed.

[@edwardbock2893]

This is from the brilliant comedic mind of Chris Rock, I have watched it numerous times and it never gets tired, too damn funny!

[@ICKY427]

14 years later and clearly not enough people saw this informative video.

[@SMDTURBO]

Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.

[@indeedyes7869]

@@SMDTURBO based

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

@@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean

[@malokk5773]

@@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now

[@uhhrodney]

@@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀

[@murphyjack90]

"Is there a problem officer?" I love the way he says that.

[@HoseG96]

So innocent lmaoo

[@InfernosReaper]

@RingSight91more the USAF thing. Military cred helps make the politeness go from just avoiding a beating to also avoiding a ticket.

[@icervot]

What seems to be the officer, problem?

[@rodmills737]

😂😂😂😂

[@sblack48]

He says it like a white guy

[@joaquinnava6806]

"Don't ride with a mad woman". Will Smith should have listened to this advice.

[@Crow_T_Robot]

Holy crap, this is fantastic. Where has this been my whole life??

[@oxouk]

This is not even exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just 100% accurate.

[@jlong718]

Yes it is. If someone runs after being pulled over they are going to get tackled.

[@mrflam3089]

Take out all the laughs and claps and you got yourself a good informational video.

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

ur white

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

arent ya

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

insanely uninformed comment..., sure. Black people who comply are always treated like you? - right?.u know what i mean

[@chuckmuckamuck8001]

Funny and not one word a lie.

[@rnettles6241]

Should be a public service announcement on every channel.

[@MultiBeerme]

Anyone remember when you could make jokes like this and not get a hate mob trying to get your employer to fire you?

[@funkguylorz7315]

Good times

[@TS-jm7jm]

didnt realise this was a joke, he's making good points

[@robertscott1983]

Tristan smith lol the world we live in today

[@rysiii811]

when you were black I suppose..., I think it would still pass, but this kind of truth can be spoken only by a minority, favourably by a black person, not to be called fascist and so on by narrow minded censors aka SJW

[@janelle009]

@@rysiii811 100%!! I got told today that i cannot speak on all this because i am white. I so badly wanted to reply that since he isnt a convicted felon, then maybe he shouldn't speak on it. But instead I said nada. (The convo was about felony warrants)

[@redhen2470]

“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.” - Thomas Sowell

[@matthew_turkmen7482]

that quote is so stupid, and make no sense at all

[@loveunityandpeace]

It makes very little sense, and yet seems to become more and more of a reality in our world every day.

[@AnthonyJ504]

@@matthew_turkmen7482 How do you figure it makes "no sense"? It makes perfect sense and is becoming more believable by the day.

[@matthew_turkmen7482]

@@AnthonyJ504 go rob a bank, everyone else will go to jail, go on smartypants, do it

[@matthewallen1266]

@@matthew_turkmen7482 Is the quote stupid or are you too stupid to understand it? Coming from a man that graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude Then in less than a year later got a Masters from Columbia Topped it off with a PhD in Economics Interviewed around the world for his brilliance Published in all the major magazines, like Forbes, Times, Wall Street Journal etc etc etc for his brilliance. Written over 50 books Countless essays and scholarly publications touted as one of the greatest minds next to Friedman and Stigler "Both Nobel Prize Winners" Receiving himself over a dozen awards and honors And considered an intellectual giant of our time. Based on that and your ham fisted attempted to understand the quote with the bank robbery example, I think it is safe to assume you are just too stupid to understand.

[@foxhound6364]

The friend is so damn funny. I love his body language and delivery.