Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

[@brettb.7235]

“If the cops have to chase you down. They’re bringing an ass kicking with them” lol

[@InfernosReaper]

That's true no matter your skin tone, too.

[@joeyakathug5215]

@@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals

[@InfernosReaper]

@@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?

[@Seriona1]

@@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.

[@joeyakathug5215]

@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal

[@ViralKiller]

14 years ago damn

[@TubeWatcher]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.

[@james10739]

Right how have people gotten stupider since

[@frankvana2536]

Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!

[@luisv4439]

@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police

[@suzukisixk7]

psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.

[@samikaythe2736]

Let's be real..."shut the fuck up," is probably the best advice out there, for any occasion.

[@SniperRed0092]

+Samantha Kaythe Yep.

[@randolphsavage9760]

Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.

[@5hawks]

For any and all occasions.

[@karoma7898]

Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"

[@samikaythe2736]

I accept that.

[@chrisc475]

I come back to this video every 6 months or so and it never stops being funny.

[@Chalo-ng3nv]

Word 😂

[@tesseract5569]

Every now and then I see someone that makes me think "Maybe you need your ass kicked"

[@dueceduck3608]

Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock! Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂

[@ferrykent433]

You must be right

[@stumarston6812]

lol

[@AnImperialGod]

Were you with a white friend?

[@insertnamehere7235]

Did you leave the woman at home?

[@garner832]

lol..

[@JWayne-vb1yg]

Dont ride with a mad women. That is the one thing that brings all of the races together.

[@sebthebootysorcerer4257]

Special Fex lol for real

[@YurkerYT]

I can't say you are wrong.

[@linkinajar8676]

There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

[@quintonclark2339]

Special Fex no mad women will say anything.

[@MightyJuan154]

@Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Ah this aged like fine wine.

[@Lkenmaner]

More like aged like unpasteurized milk

[@a-a-ron7325]

@@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.

[@bro_soldier642]

I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯

[@lucaswallace7476]

@@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.

[@Lkenmaner]

@@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]

[@disciple8857]

You know I've seen this a million times and it's still mad funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@jennymacallan9071]

This was my first time seeing it. Funny as hell! 😆😅🤣😂

[@maolo76]

Chris Rock was ahead of his time.

[@kakashiroks]

This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years

[@h3llrazah420]

@@kakashiroks exactly 🤣

[@corentinp8115]

I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...

[@saltylatino3215]

Koala gang

[@l.a.a.4929]

To bad his tips doesnt work in real life

[@cartmanrlsusall]

Still good advice decades after this was recorded

[@Remaggib]

It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.

[@42042O]

Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.

[@kevinlavin3269]

HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin

[@jonathandyer9643]

If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.

[@jasonchristiansen9063]

This should be mandatory for all high school and college kids.

[@Fleshlight_Reviewer]

This was kinda common sense

[@mochalo4912]

some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism

[@jasonchristiansen9063]

@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.

[@ryanwellz7423]

@@Fleshlight_Reviewer common sense is rare these days

[@Mr_BRRRRT]

I laughed, but sad af

[@alansmithee183]

The look on the driver's face when his friend starts popping off...priceless!

[@Tigerman1138]

02:41

[@syntax2004]

Innocent face like "It was that this moment he knew he f*cked up"

[@kevinfelton689]

Almost two decades later, and "HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!" still has me freaking dying!

[@camillemckenzie3235]

Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.

[@lucky889s9]

"Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂

[@rumblebird9888]

@@camillemckenzie3235 I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some

[@Ripa-Moramee]

@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.

[@handymanr4729]

Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide

[@bfr74vz80]

This needs to run on TV around the clock as a public service announcement.

[@noahreyna76]

Sure does 😂😂

[@scrubsrc4084]

I bet they would call him white

[@jonsnows5340]

@@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work

[@ATLuxuryCars]

IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.

[@jonsnows5340]

​@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.

[@zacharytracy3797]

Have you ever been face-to-face with Will Smith and wondered. “Is he about to kick my ass?”

[@THEULTIMATETROLL]

Well wonder no more.

[@voiceguy3635]

1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes. 2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE! 3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.

[@firstlast9731]

4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.

[@ForeverInDreams237]

"Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"

[@OctIce]

rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!

[@ahutflesz2425]

I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease. I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.

[@Spiritualwrestler]

Sounds like you need to get your behind kicked by the pohleeese. 😂😇🇺🇸

[@quillion3rdoption]

Don't forget turning off the music (if it's on). Helps make them feel you're actually paying attention.

[@marko7843]

I totally agree dude. I got pulled over in Richmond California one night, and I remembered what a cop friend of mine told me: no fast moves, and put your hands on the wheel at 10 and 2. The cop that stopped me literally asked me IF I WAS A COP, because I did that... and no ticket! (A much stranger episode happened back during the 55 speed limit: Coming back from Lake Tahoe, my dad was pulled over for a lot of lane changes to get through traffic around Sacramento. The CHP officer saw the color of the socks Dad was wearing and asked him if he was retired CHP... Again, no ticket.)

[@chilledtea6614]

What if it jazz? ​@@quillion3rdoption yuh like jazz?

[@Ash-cy7yw]

20 years on and this is more relevant than ever in comedy. I still laugh my ass off at this skit. Chris nailed it.

[@CorePathway]

“If you follow these simple pointers you probably won’t get your ass kicked by the police.” Keyword: Probably.

[@ewhat2498]

@@CorePathway found the blm loony

[@jeffw8218]

It’s not more relevant; it’s the same amount of relevance. It’s just that more regards are too stupid to follow simple instructions.

[@Vulpas]

@@CorePathway Nothing is guaranteed in life but death and taxes.

[@RS-pq5mo]

@@CorePathway But not following these pointers will insure it...

[@JK-xt7ro]

The face he makes when she yells "he got weed, he got weed" is priceless

[@robertdemiliosr.4347]

Lol. He know he fucked up.

[@kaymccastle1154]

Chris Rock was HILARIOUS, but he TOLD THE TRUTH!!!

[@dennisromero9011]

I think the face he made on the "shut the fuck up" part was even better...

[@terrellking5119]

Maaaaaaan I screenshot it lol!!!!

[@xyon9090]

*Now THIS is quality public service announcement*

[@howardfortyfive9676]

Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!

[@thandie67]

Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.

[@Synthysynthsynth]

Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Thandi M Certainly not in 2018

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂

[@SnowWolf90]

My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"

[@robertdoble7665]

Dang right. Just shut up. No problem.

[@Polemistis0416]

IKR. Your friend should be calm. A cop respects when a drunk person sits as a passenger.

[@randylahey8207]

Well done. When someone's freaking out, leadership is required. Hands at 10 and 2, have your registration, license and insurance ready. That's 95% taken care of right off the bat...

[@kingrodney441]

My best friend got arrested and given 6 months probation for being drunk while sitting in the backseat of the car. His friend got pulled over for speeding and for some reason the cop decided to test the guy in the backseat. Its all subjective

[@kingrodney441]

And just to be clear, both of these people are white with no criminal record before this. The driver was the DD of the night.

[@MisterKorihor]

This is how real comedy is done. You make fun of everyone: whites, blacks, police, men, women. Nobody escapes.

[@lordsiomai]

Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on

[@gabriellangton6677]

based everyone gets shit on

[@melodymakermark]

Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂

[@dutchvanderlinde4965]

@@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro? Im joking lol

[@K-----]

Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.

[@jakelucid9650]

this was made almost 14 years ago - as a joke....it should be on tv now as a public service announcement....

[@jakelucid9650]

No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....

[@kruse8888]

Wouldn’t that be racist?😂

[@notsigningupforshit]

Best PSA ever!!

[@MattMatt77]

Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.

[@ChrisTopheRaz]

Lol! Right?! Ha ha

[@rayjaymor8754]

"If the police have to go and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them" 🤣

[@whitecollarhater9727]

So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...

[@scottyhoo2516]

@@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!

[@whitecollarhater9727]

@@scottyhoo2516 be polite!

[@TheMellow85]

This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.

[@sgtwormevore4119]

Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.

[@joeylawn36111]

Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

Should they beat you half to death for running? Of course not. Would I beat someone half to death for making me have to chase them down? Of course. Don't expect cops to be any better of a person than you.

[@danrhinehart1134]

It's also true that if Rodney King would have just pulled over and cooperated as per the advise of this public service video, the police would not have kicked his ass.

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

@@danrhinehart1134 What those cops did to King was crazy over the top, but it's true that if he'd have just pulled over and cooperated it likely wouldn't have happened.

[@pdexBigTeacher]

Had an LAPD friend admit, "If we tell you to 'stop' and you run, when we catch you we gon' beat you 'cause you made us chase you.'

[@murphyjack90]

"Is there a problem officer?" I love the way he says that.

[@HoseG96]

So innocent lmaoo

[@InfernosReaper]

@RingSight91more the USAF thing. Military cred helps make the politeness go from just avoiding a beating to also avoiding a ticket.

[@anna_inu]

What seems to be the officer, problem?

[@rodmills737]

😂😂😂😂

[@sblack48]

He says it like a white guy

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

This should be taught at school and not randomly show up in recommendations decades after it was made

[@finchborat]

Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

finchborat fixed it

[@darvnhasat1357]

yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then

[@Waxer3929]

I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow

[@matthewskullblood9778]

you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version

[@db13401]

This should be played on national tv every 1/2 hr instead of all the drug commercials .....

[@fishingtexas5857]

1:25

[@Wattahh_hittn]

Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@johncastillo2194]

@@Wattahh_hittn haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021

[@semperfi6801]

I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.

[@Wattahh_hittn]

@@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol

[@markhissrich2940]

Every young black kid should be made to watch this in middle school.

[@delwingoss8242]

Not just black kids. My Dad gave that talk to me when I was 15? 16? It's served me well.

[@monteceitomoocher]

Yep, this should be a public information film.

[@JimmyMon666]

White kids too. There are white people killed by police, but you never hear about them.

[@bridaguy]

I wish I saw this back in highschool 😂😂😂

[@zedfan4598]

From Middle School to High School

[@Miketheratguy]

"If you have to give your friend a ride, get a white friend". LOL Chris is legendary. This man will never NOT be funny.

[@davis70140]

Chris rock was right 3:08 jada smith

[@louisliu5638]

We were at a debate tournament in Chicago and did the reverse: our partner was the driver, and black. got us through the entire hood.

[@guad512]

@Billy Cole II while we’re at it, let’s also make graduating from high school a legal requirement? 🤔

[@indiasuperclean6969]

WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO USA!!😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳

[@douglasiles2024]

@@indiasuperclean6969 bitch, please. 🙄🙄🙄

[@jt4369]

California attorney here. That "mad woman" tip is absolutely true. Boy, have I seen so many men who had the whoop-ass handed to them simply because they were not able to de-escalate the "disagreement" before the guy was pulled over. At the very least, it makes the evening long and tedious.

[@whoami1449]

A woman can say one word and police might shoot you. So yeah

[@Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs]

If I am arguing with a mad woman in a car, I´d rather ask the police for a standard beating just to relieve that anxiety.

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

@@Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs bru

[@Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs]

@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 if you argue with a woman deal with it as if it was a bear, just play dead

[@Lapusso650]

What? They get beaten??

[@ImortalPvP]

Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet Edit: chill out people 2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.

[@alleynewarner9961]

You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?

[@TheJadeFist]

@@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.

[@2kevinthecool]

FUNNY!! and good message too

[@LeonArgent]

I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.

[@Kawii_Kanji]

@@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here

[@gladiusclaymore6976]

They actually do need to make this video available to the "thug-life" public community! It seriously is at least 90% accurate! :-)

[@dgsalvilla]

14 years later and this showed up in my recommendations. this should be turned into a public service announcement lol.

[@FinalManaTrigger]

lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.

[@prose7789]

YEP 🤣😂

[@gregnorvell9730]

How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Just_Tyree]

Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated

[@KUNTAR]

It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.

[@gregmalletvalentine8631]

Don’t ride with a mad woman is universal, literally

[@babelyubelbarever4591]

Don't a woman

[@nadirrabah6756]

"He got weed he got weed!!"

[@FBI-kz1nv]

@@babelyubelbarever4591 Don't

[@lonecrapshooter67]

@@babelyubelbarever4591 all hos is mad

[@nedludd7622]

Mad men are a much greater danger.

[@jaymeister4850]

Just another reminder that Chris Rock was (and is) way ahead of his time. And yes, he observes the golden rule in comedy: don't spare anyone. If you are going to insult some folks, cast a wiiiiide net. You Rock, Chris, errr, Rock.

[@elvis5138]

What do you mean by how he is ahead of his time?

[@samsoonkh6806]

His last special Tamborine was utter garbage. He started with "white children must die" and went downwards from there. It was painful to watch.

[@Deescizzle]

He's not ahead of his time on this one. This shit has been going on so long, it doesn't take a psychic to figure it out. Sadly, it's getting worst. Literally, a black man just got shot while he was sleeping because of a no knock warrent. This seems to be a repeating offense by the cops.

[@jaymeister4850]

@@Deescizzle You mean the man who stayed with his friends who were all suspected in a homicide? The man that, after police announced their arrival yelling "let me see your hands" picked up a gun? I'm sorry Amir Locke died. He didn't deserve it. But A, choose better friends and B, DON'T PICK UP A GUN WHEN THE POLICE SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO

[@internetrules8522]

It”s hard to make good decisions and understand very well what is happening when your body just woke you up 2 seconds with and adrenaline and stress dump cuz it thinks your about to die. I’m generally pro cop, but when the citizens have a second amendment right to defend them selfs, and your policy is no knock warrants to shock them awake, then this is going to happen again.

[@HerveMendell]

This is such a classic skit, I must have watched it a dozen times.

[@datboicuz]

his face after she yells he got weed is priceless

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@bellschuser9829]

That women is Cynthia g

[@grevensher594]

You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄

[@CoolPapaCash]

@@grevensher594 Happened to me

[@joelwillems4081]

I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.

[@davypig571]

Perhaps show this in schools. You know, before it’s too late.

[@finchborat]

Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.

[@bluffdotcom5504]

It's already too late...

[@OkFixer]

Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.

[@patrickfarrell6638]

Too late...

[@bfr74vz80]

It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.

[@carris2scents57]

Watching this should be part of taking your driving test

[@Wildstar40]

This should be taught in schools in all grades.

[@doloresforst9438]

What ive been saying also

[@CS-ui4qj]

And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.

[@Nox.INkRecords]

Word!

[@rbrtck]

@@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.

[@leavemyrightsalone]

As a white man now in England, I always travel with a black man in the passenger seat, I won't ever get pulled over now. Think smart, think..........How can I be racist!!!

[@jamebrooke894]

This should be a Public Service Commercial! Air it 24/7

[@a.k.7116]

I just posted similar! YES!!

[@bennstiff9611]

Amen brother!

[@kart64silver7]

They wouldn't get it. They don't get anything. This is funny to white ppl but black ppl can't fathom

[@rahmankhiyath4702]

You're damn right 👌👌👌👍👍👍

[@mr.e6033]

Absolutely!😂😂😂

[@lolstalgic9602]

If a woman is mad at you, there’s nothing she like to see more than getting your ass kicked” This aged like Jada Smith’s hair

[@pointysidedown]

I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason It's especially something not worth getting hit over.

[@picturesq]

Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you

[@ryanpb16]

Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel

[@beckyboo1433]

😂😂

[@apex4674]

KZbin: Let's recommend this hilarious yet weirdly educational video after *14 YEARS* , seems about right.

[@TheGenuineFer]

I think it’s probably been 14 years since I last saw this too.

[@andreinybakken9252]

Tragicomic, but it's the sad truth.

[@Madrrrrrrrrrrr]

@unban this how do you get here then? Anyway great blacksplaning video this and perfectly timed. Chris Rock still owns soooo many asses with this video right now. hahahaha

[@patricky823]

@unban this You'd be a sheep. But at least you'd stand a chance of being a live sheep instead of a dead lion.

[@reubensandwich9249]

The Chris Rock Show was from the late 90s. So this is 20+ years old.

[@AnonymousStranger-up5he]

Black America should listen to Chris Rock. He knows what he's talking about.

[@DragonMaster360]

so should most people tbh lol

[@KDawg92801]

As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth

[@joeylawn36111]

@@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that

[@KDawg92801]

@@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself

[@Boba-Fett-GS1150Ez]

@@KDawg92801 He thought Will would keep laughing after she scowled at him for laughing.

[@FPSDALLAS]

This should be played for middle school aged kids all the way through high school. I'm NOT kidding.

[@matheuscruz8574]

This is golden education disguised as comedy

[@firstnamelastname8790]

I think Daunte Wright didn't watch this LMAO

[@er7586]

Or maybe the parents should parent???

[@johnblack5239]

True!

[@Joker-zk2we]

@@firstnamelastname8790 nope, he did not. Quite funny honestly

[@IOwnASpoon]

the timing, the irony, the beauty

[@batman6351]

Haha

[@lemonstrangler]

your mum

[@karigrandi7]

what timing this was uploaded in 2007

[@clawzx1195]

@@karigrandi7 the recommended you smart ass

[@uldisbergvalds1]

@@karigrandi7 it just got recommended now and i wonder why.

[@ArthurD]

This should be broadcasted 24/7 on every phone in USA at least 5 times a day.

[@audibloke]

10 times a day on BET.

[@rozyk0700a]

so 24/7 or 5 times a day?

[@johnwatson1258]

You guys do know this is satire right? He is purposefully listing things that shouldn't ALONE get you beaten by the police. Having a gun and a blunt isn't grounds for getting beaten by the police. It may be grounds for arrest. So this is purposefully exaggerated. If you guys knew Chris Rock's stance on law enforcement you'd understand that he does not back the blue. And you'd also understand that this video is literally an indictment of police work in America. The reason why you people can't understand that, is because you think exactly like the satirical nature of the video. Which means Chris Rock was making fun of you specifically. Lol geez... the U.S. education system has failed the lot of you.

[@ArthurD]

@@rozyk0700a yes

[@marshamcdonald1475]

Absolutely agree with you! Sure would spare our police Offers a lot of headaches and The kids too.

[@stevebrown9960]

Tyreek Hills needed to watch this

[@Francis77492]

Fr😂😂😂

[@junelipinski2025]

He may be a comedian, but Chris Rock is a very wise man. This should be mandatory viewing for everyone

[@CowboybubPercussion]

Should be mandatory it pretty much every school, NGL

[@michaelyork3198]

Chris rock being a genius. This was 14 years ago. 14 years later he is doing spiral and a police chief leading an investigation to a serial killer. He's good at what he does

[@JoeKoOhNo]

It's troublesome that common sense and common courtesy are now considered 'wisdom.:

[@Joy-pd7dw]

@THE ACOUSTIC CAGE or just be a colonizer

[@1010bman]

@joy a colonizer huh. Well good for you believing ever word that came out of your teachers and professors mouth. Now it’s time you research for yourself and find the truth

[@philipmwangi5270]

if chris rock did this in 2021 he'd be cancelled for real

[@organicmethamphetamine2391]

i fkn despise this era

[@drakke125Channel]

no one listened to christians and look where that got us.

[@philipmwangi5270]

@@drakke125Channel facts

[@saintsaint5315]

@@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.

[@mochiisntbad6762]

@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)

[@collincivish8962]

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kickin' with 'em." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@oliverhawkins3098]

My dad told me this when I turned 16 and he's the whitest guy I know.

[@SlickRick135]

So true 🤣

[@steve_the_vehicon632]

@@oliverhawkins3098 so? You can be white and have your ass kicked by cops

[@delanodegenie6970]

Such true words... Thing is it's nothing new and it applies to every Police Force the World over... Don't wind them up and make them come for you... Then chances are you won't get hurt.... Whether that's right or wrong is irrelevant... It's just how it is.

[@dynamicflashy]

@@steve_the_vehicon632 That's quite literally the point of the comment.

[@skydiver1013]

Now that is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen. Thanks, Chris, it was outstanding.

[@SkylineGuy]

"get a white friend." -a black man Chris Rock *almost* ended racism.

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.

[@stevehope6283]

Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!

[@downey2294]

@@stevehope6283 speak for yourself i happen to hate black people :^)

[@TazmilyGum]

Chris Rock is a national treasure. Loved his show “everybody hates Chris” and this sketch. He’s a genuinely funny and likable guy.

[@epic.6608]

100

[@HeyWieGehts123]

Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@finnishfatman]

All facts! 👌

[@mark6302]

Everybody Loves Chris does not get the credit it is due.

[@gets187]

@@epic.6608 -50

[@jlwiseguy]

He needs to do a sequel "how not to get your ass kicked by the fresh prince"

[@jayperez7360]

I for one would pay for this.

[@roseandstem8054]

Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.

[@samsunguser3148]

How to not get smithed by Smith by Rock

[@eligebrown8998]

🤣🤣

[@cicjose6016]

Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career

[@summak]

3:48 "You probably" -> so precise!

[@Goliad_Respector]

Ok, absolutely.

[@bsktballman08]

This is so much more relevant today...

[@yeoldefoxeh254]

It always was relevant. Anyone can play hero, gangsta or whatever the hell they want but then they must take the responsibility of their actions and reaction of the system.

[@yeoldefoxeh254]

@Oli for EVERYONE.

[@ijnet9247]

@@yeoldefoxeh254 Think Oli means other people have enough sense to react appropriately. Criminals not.

[@yeoldefoxeh254]

@@ijnet9247 hopefully then I misunderstood

[@masteryoda5150]

@JEBOAPRODUCTIONS my bad i didnt watch the full thing

[@THE4rijus]

13 years ago this was a meme, now it is a really helpful tutorial video

[@reubensandwich9249]

Dude, this is actually from the late 90s.

[@ianofliverpool7701]

No it was helpful then to, this madness has been going on for decades

[@Luislately]

@@ianofliverpool7701 madness?

[@luke0421]

Don't be a tool and cops won't shoot you. It's pretty fucking simple

[@figo3554]

Ikr

[@TokyoKazama]

The funniest thing is that these are all legit rules.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

White friend is racist bs.

[@relentlessgod79yt32]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down

[@jeffayers65]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.

[@justinayers3589]

And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔

[@alanlee67]

Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.

[@biobroly9324]

This has aged like wine

[@PatientsPortal]

Its fillers

[@robertrowley4929]

Man, this is both hilarious and educational. I'm definitely using this as a PSA.

[@vanessapurvis6062]

+Robby Rowley yeah but you are white

[@spasticplastic]

+Vanessa Purvis your point?

[@Mike-gt1cs]

14 years ago: funny comedy skit Today: fatherly advice

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.

[@amitgabay3721]

This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice

[@amitgabay3721]

@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate

[@chipanderson2135]

Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.

[@xandervk2371]

Today: blatantly false.

[@devinomara5401]

The most true part " DONT run from the Police, if you make them run, they are bringing an ass whoopin with them " SO true.

[@scorpsixonesix4753]

Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.

[@pissy]

Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.

[@ShaneCamburnGSGI]

Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.

[@matthewbradley3395]

Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt." Not according to the Supreme Court. If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer. They won't like it but the law is on your side.

[@ShaneCamburnGSGI]

Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.

[@deusexaethera]

This is all excellent advice. I'd add "don't have pitch black tinted windows" and "don't smoke weed in your car".

[@random_evo_guy9120]

14 years ago : a joke Now : an actual tutorial

[@neutrino78x]

nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.

[@DylanFarstveet]

Police brutality has existed for decades

[@dialfforfun7865]

It's common sense bro

[@SergeantPsycho]

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!

[@sonquatsch8585]

100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial

[@DK-kv8tm]

2007 : So funny 😂😂 2021 : Shit that just got Real.

[@thr33n9neofficial39]

I don't know why people are just so afraid these days to say truth like this... This is why the cycle repeats 😂

[@edwardmitchell6581]

Humor works well when you're in a helpless situation. Now that minorities are a large voting block, things are changing.

[@MrFoxInc]

I think they made that skit back then because it was just as real, you'll notice that there's a lot of tongue-in-cheek going on in there, at the very least with "You PROBABLY won't get your ass kicked"

[@edwardmitchell6581]

@@MrFoxInc The probably was notable. I think it's important that both citizens and police both try to do a better job. At the same time. Mental illness and racism need to be addressed (separately of course).

[@loladas9]

It was real back then too

[@matthewstandefer2771]

Chris is hilarious. Even after getting smacked by Will, he is funny and deep stating that "she hurt him far more than I did", insightful and funny. Spot on - like each point in this skit.

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

Will Smith is a lowlife cuckold and ashamed of it.

[@garthybrookens4839]

''Men don't give em shiit, what da fuq you want''.... Never fails to crack me up everytime. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinm1728]

This was funny in 2007 because it was so common sense it was funny... now it's like an educational video that is sadly needed

[@adanis0197]

Worlds got so dumb.

[@mayorebfarnum8114]

why sadly?

[@CriticalPosthumanism]

Yeah because Police brutality against black americans only started in 2020. Before that there was no Police brutality... How du:mb are you? You know that the world already existed before your generation right??

[@kevinm1728]

@@CriticalPosthumanism Smart enough to figure out that in many of these situations it's probably a bad idea to instigate the police during a traffic stop. You do know you aren't allowed to just to do whatever want and then claim it's an act of brutality when you get taken down, right?

[@dqson7502]

@@CriticalPosthumanism his point is police brutality has always been a thing, but people are increasingly thinking they can just run from cops and not be seen as a threat. Police will always be somewhat brutal when you are resisting and it is quite simple to get around that!!!

[@godisreal77726]

You know there’s a problem when something like a video from 14 years ago is still relevant.

[@mugeni4268]

Sad but true

[@metallisika2745]

People being stupid, ignorant, and absolutely incapable of learning is nothing new.

[@metallisika2745]

@Glenn Beck Only because you're experiencing human stupidity first hand.

[@josephgaviota]

I don't think it's a "problem." Good advice is good advice.

[@bidencrimefamilymottof-cky953]

Not sure what problem you’re referring to still existing but I can assure you if white people don’t follow those rules too, shit gets outta hand real fast.

[@ICKY427]

14 years later and clearly not enough people saw this informative video.

[@SMDTURBO]

Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.

[@indeedyes7869]

@@SMDTURBO based

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

@@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean

[@malokk5773]

@@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now

[@uhhrodney]

@@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀

[@macstone9]

Every time I watch it I’m crying laughing. VERY RELEVANT 2024 !

[@arnieiam]

It's funny, I remember watching this when I was a teenager. Since then I have been pulled over and harrassed by the cops multiple times for no good reason. However nothing came of those situations and I still got a clean record because of this clip. Thank you Chris Rock!

[@omarostorga5028]

obey the law

[@noelleonard2498]

Because you pulled over, and shut the f****** that's really all you have to do to avoid a bad situation

[@heedmywarning2792]

Chump! You should have told those cops what's what, flash some gang signs and scream "Ti's time for some ACTION!". And yes, I work at a funeral home.

[@arnieiam]

@Ava Sirbos Most instances, they thought I was slinging dope. The most recent encounter was a few years back where they told me that some guy robbed a pharmacy and got away on a bike and I just happened to be riding a bike to my friend's house.

[@mychevysparkevdidntcatchfi1489]

@@arnieiam Terrible guy, you're not letting those poor women Buy Large Mansions.

[@Sl4yerkid]

Over 14 years old, and still completely accurate.

[@falfighter]

probably MORE accurate today

[@covidhoax7646]

Human nature does not change with time.

[@HamburgerHelperDeath]

It’s actually from the 90’a not 2007. That’s when it was uploaded.

[@thomasgrabowski2202]

Something never change. 😌🙏

[@ClownScript]

@@falfighter no nigga lol you trippin

[@Grilledhotchips]

“If the police have to come and get you, they’re bringing an ass kickin with them” lol.

[@PlanktoniusRex]

Yeah we saw the video too....

[@gageshippy2256]

If you want to talk about how funny that line is and not get made fun of I'm right here

[@vinnyganzano1930]

We hate having to chase people, we get all sweaty and stinky, no one likes being sweaty and stinky 30 minutes into your shift.

[@gvjester]

Always bring a smile to my face even after all these years!! Classic advice! 😉

[@skywalker5026]

Instructions unclear, I got my ass kicked by firefighters.

[@darthrevan2063]

Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol

[@Strykerx31]

At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.

[@SgtPotatoChip6356]

Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.

[@KidsFund1]

You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

[@VikingBadass94]

@@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin

[@vincentthibault4780]

Old stuff but still applicable to anyone these days

[@davecrupel2817]

Vincent Thibault more applicable than ever

[@billcarson9449]

Generalizing is the tool of dumb people, since they are uncapable of explaining the world in a more detailed manner. And its dumb the same way, when you generalize here, on both sides. There are people who get an ass kicking, because they behave very stupidly. But there are also police officers who have massive ego issues and misuse their power to satisfy their ego somehow. That is unacceptable, of course. And there are racist cops too, of course, who misuse their power in that direction. You generalize? You lost. :)

[@VIVEK-yl4nn]

KZbin's gonna recommend this sooner or later. bless yall..

[@michaelconrad9457]

KZbin's gonna take it down sooner

[@xiebaiqin]

they won't. they want this society go down.

[@eaglesfly1320]

They block and remove whoever says the truth about blm and antifa

[@Undomaranel]

It'll be in 7 someodd years, after the nuclear dust settles and radioactive roaches finally patch the internet back together.

[@PinkBlueNinjaStar]

2:00 I just realized the dude actually gets out of his car in the background before the next shot

[@ericwillis5031]

More people should see this. People lack common sense nowadays.

[@thedragonking900]

Muscle Car Man especially the new generation. They were born without it

[@b_uppy]

And please note the term "more people" not "more Black people". All folk, including "White folk", lose ground when they behave contrary to common sense.

[@ericwillis5031]

B uppy black, white, purple doesn't matter we're all humans.

[@b_uppy]

Mustang Man That's why I liked your original comment.

[@ericwillis5031]

B uppy kewl

[@oxouk]

This is not even exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just 100% accurate.

[@jlongg44]

Yes it is. If someone runs after being pulled over they are going to get tackled.

[@mrflam3089]

Take out all the laughs and claps and you got yourself a good informational video.

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

ur white

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

arent ya

[@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651]

insanely uninformed comment..., sure. Black people who comply are always treated like you? - right?.u know what i mean

[@thewalliest3956]

Mad woman: He got weed! He got weed! Cops in 2021: Nice.

[@Rundik]

Cops in Canada: we got weed too

[@Ston247]

Cop in 2021: " I'll take that. You can just go."

[@Quisiio0303456]

Rucka's "Go Cops" was just predicting the future.

[@demonwolf7320]

Cops: we're going to take that for "evidence"

[@copperfish543]

No weed mam, that will heighten my propensity to consume more donuts.

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

Dad said: If you've genuinely been wronged by an officer during a stop, your time to fight back is in court, NOT during the stop.

[@WarGhoulKharas]

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them." This is correct.

[@mroselli7482]

Everytime!!! And you deserve it

[@yankeesrule587]

Especially if you dont pull over for a traffic stop and keep going till you feel "its safe"

[@mroselli7482]

@@yankeesrule587 💯

[@gregcarlson8438]

But if you're black you can blame it on that.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

It’s so true! I ran from the cops once they whooped my ass and then let me go with a warning. That’s what I get for illegally smoking weed in the middle of a public park!🤦‍♂️😂

[@JBra1382]

Chris Rock can freaking see the future. This video needs to be on EVERY Media outlet now.

[@jaleru]

This has been happening for decades.

[@raultorres3741]

Dw, apparently youtube’s working on it

[@ptaylor4923]

Chris Rock was just explaining how to avoid problems. Noticed how he started with not doing the crime to begin with?

[@ptaylor4923]

@@jaleru You apparently missed the first lesson as did...

[@zaneholland6297]

You racists are so stupid. You don't get this sketch. it's about how cops murder people with no reason. 3:45

[@redhen2470]

“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.” - Thomas Sowell

[@matthew_turkmen7482]

that quote is so stupid, and make no sense at all

[@loveunityandpeace]

It makes very little sense, and yet seems to become more and more of a reality in our world every day.

[@AnthonyJ504]

@@matthew_turkmen7482 How do you figure it makes "no sense"? It makes perfect sense and is becoming more believable by the day.

[@matthew_turkmen7482]

@@AnthonyJ504 go rob a bank, everyone else will go to jail, go on smartypants, do it

[@matthewallen1266]

@@matthew_turkmen7482 Is the quote stupid or are you too stupid to understand it? Coming from a man that graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude Then in less than a year later got a Masters from Columbia Topped it off with a PhD in Economics Interviewed around the world for his brilliance Published in all the major magazines, like Forbes, Times, Wall Street Journal etc etc etc for his brilliance. Written over 50 books Countless essays and scholarly publications touted as one of the greatest minds next to Friedman and Stigler "Both Nobel Prize Winners" Receiving himself over a dozen awards and honors And considered an intellectual giant of our time. Based on that and your ham fisted attempted to understand the quote with the bank robbery example, I think it is safe to assume you are just too stupid to understand.

[@hellasboy8243]

Should be shown at every black school at lunchtime, from kindergarten thru high school. EVERY lunch time. Signed: retired Chicago cop.

[@generalforsythe3944]

Do you have any cool cop stories?

[@delwingoss8242]

Should be shown at every school. Not just the black schools.

[@queenofnyc5584]

@@delwingoss8242true but white folks aren’t the ones crying racism when they get shot or pulled out cars and arrested by cops.

[@albundy5228]

What started out as a comedy skit, is now an instructional video in 2021.

[@alexp362]

Very true

[@cidsapient7154]

its sad but i think he meant it that way back then too lol this was a few years after they reformed bidens 1994 crime bill

[@ianofliverpool7701]

It was then

[@amitgabay3721]

This is actually good advice. This should common sense but hell, show that shit to kids

[@steelisthemeal]

😭🚗

[@joesterling4299]

14 years later, most of that is still great advice. Spot on, Chris. Thank you, my man.

[@mycreations4527]

This was the 90s

[@koshka02]

People are laughing, but doing all of this will literally save so many lives

[@ameliagiraud8003]

all of this WILL oof

[@LeCheneDeTele]

« doing all of this will literally save so many lives » I'm not sure people unable to naturally follow these advices have to be saved from "ass kicking".

[@dentgardiner8409]

@@LeCheneDeTele Im inclined to agree.

[@langbo9999]

It's funny because it's true 👍

[@koshka02]

@@noname-ue7lb "black people could follow a few rules". Its not that simple my dude. There's a history in this country, and black people are scared, and for good reason. Police don't always uphold civic trust and treat black men with an added layer of suspicion which leads to unnecessary confrontations. Also, defunding the police is and always was a bad idea. If anything is to get fixed, the police would need more funding, not less.

[@edwardbock2893]

This is from the brilliant comedic mind of Chris Rock, I have watched it numerous times and it never gets tired, too damn funny!

[@Mario03020302]

This aged perfectly

[@vangmx]

Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)

[@generalrotholz977]

This skit is like a good wine

[@yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297]

@@vangmx Yeah, a deeper meaning of, "Obey the law"

[@yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297]

@Gealified x Well, it always has.

[@brrrgundy]

And here we are in 2020

[@baska-]

Imagine Chris Rock doing this in 2021, he'd be cancelled for being funny.

[@basgestion7319]

or a genius

[@demonte6582]

at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.

[@mayorebfarnum8114]

well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo

[@baska-]

@@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative

[@soundshock9357]

Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad

[@AlexFromToronto]

Love Chris. How sad is it that this shit is all still true 15 years after this bit… add to that: - never keep hands in your pocket - never take hands out of your pocket

[@georgespencer4119]

basic guideline: when the officer approaches, have your hands in plain sight and make no sudden moves. He may have gotten a BOLO for a car like yours fleeing the scene of a felony. both of you are stressed. Don't do stupid things.

[@alexbrown3311]

@@georgespencer4119 can confirm, had this happen yesterday, bad description went out over radio, I stopped the wrong car, guy stayed calm, I apologized, he went on his way,

[@davis70140]

Chris rock was right 3:08 jada smith

[@reubensandwich9249]

15? How about 22+ years. This was on The Chris Rock show which was the late 1990s

[@bigmoneygerbils]

Certainly this is not the world we want to live in - trying to help police invade our personal space. The reason why Chris Rock's advice makes sense is that it's very minimum. We're not doing ourselves any favors in the long run if we try to hard to be accommodating. The police must evolve to meet their goals without interfering with our constitutional freedoms.

[@johnlenny8543]

This is getting better and better as time goes by.TRUTH

[@steelhead6368]

This is comedy but there is truth in what Chris Rock is saying.

[@Bargerland]

Racism isn't getting worse, it's getting filmed

[@moufy1]

thats what makes it funny

[@peady64]

That's the genius of true comedians.

[@boazjamesmiller6387]

Yeah, but the problem is that even if you do everything right and follow all the instructions in this video, there are some dirty cops who'll still beat the shit out of you, arrest you for some made-up bullshit or shoot you 20 times and lie about it, just because they're angry, sexually frustrated and feel like fucking somebody over to show off their power. Also, police brutality doesn't only affect Black people and other minorities, although they're the most likely to suffer from it. For all the white people reading this comment, remember that this bullshit can happen to you too, especially in poorer neighborhoods.

[@Khajiidaro]

@@boazjamesmiller6387 but by doing what is recommended in this video lowers the odds of pissing some LEO off and, as Cris Rock said, getting yo ass kicked by the police. You could be polite as hell to some people and they still desire nothing more than to kick your ass but at least you didn't fan the flames.

[@asingh4025]

Who's watching this now and thinking to themselves this is no longer a comedy sketch an actual public service announcement

[@Dtown3]

Yes lmfao

[@krocialblack]

Well. It was always a public service announcement.

[@BryanTorok]

This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.

[@Dtown3]

@@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho

[@jasonrobinson6493]

Bro, I was literally thinking that.

[@CarnifaxMachine]

While this is supposed to be comedic, it's also actually good advice.

[@hagamapama]

Yes it is. Words to not-die by.

[@TsarOfRuss]

It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it.. its psychological embedment

[@engeltjebaleno]

the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.

[@TsarOfRuss]

engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed" Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police. Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly

[@keiko909]

this needs to be recirculated in the community lol

[@basher5107]

I love this video,probably the best skit Chris did on his HBO show!