Mr. Ketchup | ep. 108 - Lifeline

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Today, let's enjoy Matt's haircut. We discuss the importance of sharing humor in a relationship, the stingiest story you've ever heard, if laughing on the inside is ok, and we have a particular drive-thru dilemma.
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0:00 Weak chins & p**n
11:18 Couples leftover etiquette
22:25 Importance of sharing humor
26:58 The stingiest thing I've ever heard
32:01 Speak now, or forever hold your peace?
35:17 Drive-thru dilemma
41:54 Laughing on the inside
47:05 Is it a grudge?
55:10 Lame age- gap jokes

[@SupergoodStudios]

May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! watchlifeline.com/may14

[@buythedip5300]

Yo Chris. The heaviness of your shoes can lead to fatigue very quick.

[@samjonesj1s]

The chocolate croissants video itself isn't really that funny but the breakdown by chris of the video Is what the best thing ever made

[@den.james1]

Seeing why he thinks it’s so funny is hilarious to me lmaoooo now I can’t not laugh. “Well now you got your bologna fingers all over them”

[@chandler9154]

Nothing beats the Beavo breakdown for me, the fact he doesn’t know why the second guy is laughing is hysterical especially since the first time I watched it-I also didn’t know why he was laughing until I read the comments 😂

[@blassezfaire9940]

Why both d'elia and Drake in my algo....I ain't like that COMPUTER

[@daweller]

Is it just me or did KZbin take down the chocolate croissant video?

[@AirDwindler402]

​@blassezfaire9940 your cringe kid. Grow up

[@Aries00324]

“I think you’re adding details that don’t matter..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayynagar]

S'mad !!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@supremegoon2767]

Right off the top, this is the absolute best Chris' hair has ever looked.

[@crazyfoxpodcast]

emphasis on off the top

[@kindachill]

It looks washed

[@joshuaking5519]

S’homosexual 👆🏻

[@jakelawson2582]

Chris painting the picture of a hypothetically gay Matt had me in tears.

[@daddymcpapi7520]

"4 or 5 times a day"😂😂😂😂

[@luckyboltz29]

“You’re so gay, you’re the bottom”🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicoanderson06]

Chris your hair is like a 9.5 today, matt, your hair looks funky

[@BrookeFriese-ti9of]

Matt is serving edna mode. The bob is fire

[@jennabolmgren]

Matty overall looks fire and Chris’ hair is easily a 9.7

[@alejandronostas9598]

20:12 i died at this, this is the best explanation of what it’s like leaving a concert or a theme park

[@CR_22]

First 5 minutes: keep it PG After 5 mins: everyone gets a load

[@MirrorsTelevision]

The argument over Chris looking at Matt's shirt was the funniest part: "I was looking at the horseface!"

[@ohthatmollie]

Matt's visceral reaction to Chris side-eying his (badass) shirt is one of the most relatable things when you have a sibling. My sister + I have gone down this rabbit hole many times. 👀🤨🤔😵‍💫😤

[@darthmon26]

29:50 - 31:15 the most Italian sibling argument

[@rondoespsych5901]

Just came to say Live for the momments chris talks like a robot, or an alien 👽 about random shit 😂 I could listen to 30 minutes of that straight 😅

[@daniellaguna2190]

Chocolate croissant breakdown episode210 on congratulations 48:30

[@TheGreenGoblinYT]

Chris' hair at least 9.8/10 easily. Best of all time

[@bellefleur6300]

Matt: “I think you’re adding details that don’t matter.” 🤣🤣

[@ryanclaytor8214]

Thursdays and Sundays are my favorite days

[@youngmedusa5844]

Lmao I need a GIF of Chris popping his head up like that 50:03

[@staytucked3804]

Auckland just makes me think of robot Chris Ksssk-ka-auck Ksssk-ka-auck

[@tylerdurden4285]

BLAST!!

[@jovannynieves4real]

This comment is both true and funny asf 😂 busted out laughing

[@mkwilson38]

Matt: “ok, we’ll say that, if it makes you more comfortable.” 😂 I loved that.

[@agoosoriano903]

I haven’t seen Chris laugh hard than at Chocolate Croissants guy and Toothbrush guy

[@jennabolmgren]

The infomercial episode with the ladder and katana is up there

[@ohhhhhcool]

That first fridge answer is wiiiiiiild. Yall.... If i bring my leftovers home and my wife eats them thst night, next day, without asking, that's not ok! Communication is really the answer.

[@ghostyult]

Chris fr needs to listen to the vids haha. This is the third episode I've heard him ask how long people have been dating, while the submitter says it at the start of the video 😂

[@87Lowbird]

My favorite pod. Listen to the new one every Sunday while cooking breakfast. Listen to various older episodes all day at work (golden hour also) Glad to see the supergood subs going up.

[@doodahman2995]

The Chocolate croissant video and the Snipes from Brooklyn rap battle video are the funniest sht on the internet. 😂😂

[@CartyCreative]

Great episode, great edit

[@JVsGalacticAdventures]

Didn't put the name of the bike company in 🤣

[@teddyflanders2444]

I noticed that too and it made me BRM!!!!!! Lol. I think it's a @SUPER73

[@JoshM1212]

Top 5 funniest episode, there is no doubt. The fellas were both on it

[@jovannynieves4real]

Halfway into the podcast after the chocolate croissants callback and the quick fight over Chris staring at Matt’s shirt I’ve been in tears laughing😂 this one’s a classic from the jump! I forever hold my piece is so subtle yet has me rolling🤣🤣🤣

[@FreshYoungDude]

Chris’s hair looks so good I couldn’t focus on this ep.

[@WhiZsKeRs]

Titillation lol 😂

[@racheller8753]

If Chris ✨was a little bit tan, that shirt and his look today would be absolute perfection!! 10 out of 10✨

[@jaejae444]

"great mouth" is crazzy 😂😂😅

[@JonTaylor-mg3gf]

Matt seems so stoned 😂😂

[@brizzybones7377]

32:12 how are you guys not laughing? I’m losing thinking “I mean had two Somalian pirates with AK-47s behind the camera”😂😂😂 she even said help me so weird at the end like she’s held captive 😂😂😂😂

[@racheller8753]

I absolutely love Matt's hairscut!!! Because you got more than one stran cut 💛💛💛💛

[@johnrogan7866]

Both of you are rocking with strong 10s on the hair game

[@clairvoyant_af]

To the house cleaner: STOP UNDER CHARGING. It does not matter what position they are in. If he can afford someone to come clean his house (not everyone can, I certainly can’t) then that’s final! I used to clean for private homes and personally I would stop cleaning for this guy, but if you do decide to continue cleaning for him, start charging him at your proper rate!! He obviously does not appreciate what you are already doing for him! Let him know that you have to start charging him for the full rate as you were previously giving a deal that you can no longer provide, inflation is through the roof, do not allow people to take advantage of you like that.

[@giri.goyo_yt]

So glad the Matt being gay scenario was near the end as I got to work on my commute. I was crying with laughter. Love ya C&M.

[@ryanmorrissette27]

Cleaning companies actually do charge by the hour and if you go over, you charge more and if you go under, you charge less. The only thing usually agreed upon is the amount of hours it should or usually takes to clean the space. However, if that time changes, the payment changes as well. Cleaning companies often charge down to the exact minute. Maybe it’s different where you guys live like maybe they charge by square footage or flat rate. But the majority charge hourly. Source: My girlfriend owns a cleaning company

[@milkmanchannel1]

Best episode yet boys! I watch the chocolate croissant breakdown like once a week!

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Geez...

[@73namaste]

- leftovers low key ‘belong’ to the person who started eating the original meal, but once in the fridge, all you gotta do is ask. Even if you have to ask a few days. Common courtesy.

[@epel4416]

I think the *chocolate croissants* breakdown video is the first one I saw of Chris’ … I’ve been a fan ever since.

[@Jukelikesgames]

Good morning all my sugar muffins. Hope you have a nice, wet day.

[@CR_22]

47:56 you took my man….. I mean bro 😂

[@7even871]

2:49 Matt’s looks like Edna E Mode(The Incredibles) with that haircut 😂

[@anythingartificial]

Use are so brothers haha I love it

[@benjaminstandring8859]

i have nothing too chris for anyone that doesn't laugh the hardest at the chocolate croissant video

[@mykaub]

editing on point with this one! 💙from🇨🇦

[@Red_Twizzler]

100% A+ Super Fantastic

[@Chris.kovacs]

Dannngggg Matt that hair is lookin bangin bangin poppin 9.6 easy king

[@Dmg6um]

Got my tickets for Sydney! Looking forward to it

[@brittanyparsons2864]

Nice cuts boys!

[@IDKY47]

First guy my girl does that too charge it the game!!! 😂 happens everytime or it just goes to waste

[@yansmith9562]

Long live Lifeline!✊🏼

[@OfficialSkribz]

Cant believe you coming to Perth while you in Australia sooo keen we been waiting!!!!!** 😂🤣

[@SupergoodStudios]

Is this a joke lol

[@OfficialSkribz]

@@SupergoodStudios 12th of July brutha ill be there, So pumped 😂😂 my mate kept telling me you only doing east coast so i didnt even check!! buying tix right now bro!!

[@19jcbrown]

Nice!

[@Nye.0rg]

HER MONEY HOUSING!?"

[@michaelknapp3587]

S deeper so funnyyy😂😂😂

[@johncrowley8177]

Well done getting Meg Griffin on the pod this week

[@Pamela.Martha.Focker]

Damn you did me dirty with that comment 💀💀💀

[@dtol98]

Damn Matt got a maid 😂😂

[@Dust_YourselfOff]

41:57 the laughing on the inside question- idk if I agree with Chris & Matt. Every time I tell someone “that’s funny,” I’m just trying to make them feel better or fill the space with words lol. If it’s funny, I laugh.

[@jhall900]

3:00 i like this ep, very normal chill Sunday also It’S MY 27th today LOVE YOU GUYS❤❤❤❤

[@stopdropnroll]

First guy, the rule is there is no fkn rules. Women just exist with a chaotic tumble dryer type random thought generator in their head. Winning is not an option.

[@ajp1282]

" *CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS* "

[@noviadelosmuertos]

My unwritten rule about leftovers is don’t even take them home. No matter what, once a box goes into the fridge I will never want that meal again

[@kicksalot7214]

youre def a sober person then

[@jaredsgro7937]

The water bottles in the fridge reaction makes sense, the task of buying packs of water and stocking all the time is a tidious mission

[@gesshert2473]

29:49 finally! We saw what Chris was doing 🎉

[@tylerdurden4285]

Matt was from Cincinnati for a moment.

[@i2pjd6hRw5P]

19:31 I am the same exact way and I'm only thirty. I have to train my legs like a month in advance to prepare for the horribleness. By the end of the third day it really is quite unbearable lol

[@jordanferguson1659]

59:07 ehhhhhhh! Pointed at the desk and just said stuff. A crazy person

[@RelApex215]

Chris losing his train of thought because he got too into detailing Matt's hypothetical gay sex life is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. 😂 wtf

[@realtyrocker]

Mr. Ketchup joke surely was a good one

[@144SLRP]

I love the shorter hair Matt!

[@ChildishGambeaner]

He told me to tell you thank you

[@brandongraham3007]

21:37 first time he ever pled to God 😆

[@trishm142]

28:30 yes!!! 🙌🏼 just like when people gripe what a hairstylist would charge. It doesn’t matter if I take 20 min or an hr to give a haircut, if I do an amazing job the price is the price period. T

[@murderotica724]

Fuck yea it's Sunday

[@marysue3164]

Matt, I used to get the same eye thing, do eye stretches, it stopped mine.

[@AndreaCaseyART]

rainbow sponge lady video best funniest video of all time

[@grahamdayy6043]

The co-founders of whoops and ouch dude

[@ribbon508]

I can’t imagine Matt w short hair but I’m sure it would look great !

[@RGcheeseburger]

Chris prolonging that gay joke about Matt single handedly made me sub to the Patreon... 😅

[@SootyS-wg4lm]

You need to see a chiro for your back issues Chris. I understand you, I feel you. You're not wrong. When you are standing that long all day and have pain, there's a reason why. It's not just age. It's your shoes, your posture, your spinal alignment. See a chiro and it will help a lot.

[@samjonesj1s]

The simpler things are the better

[@lovelyzusha123]

Not Matt with the sexy tan oooOoooo

[@brianchacon6208]

Cuttin yer own hair all crooked is hilarious 😂

[@bobbybines7881]

🙋‍♂️

[@summerreed2255]

Chris you’re talking about your Super73 bike

[@Hozaritt]

we all have phones WTF send 3 second text “hey can I have your leftover olive garden” we all have iphones on us 24/7

[@chassiex3]

Life Line Live!!! May 14!!!

[@anubislee36]

Matt looks like he's sooooooooo dam tired

[@deaconddd]

This episode should have definitely been titled Nice Mouth.

[@NayeliMendiola-lv6pz]

I can back it a milll

[@Chr1st8l]

Matt’s haircut 9.2/10 Chris’s hair 8.9/10

[@baddcheeta.]

Matt probably needs dry eye radio frequency therapy ..might be caused by eye fatigue but idk I’m not a doc I just had it done that’s why and it’s helped immensely with my eye issues. Check out eyes of the Marina in Marina Del Rey, the young doctor there Nikki is amazinggggggggg

[@blitzzace]

Chris when he looks 3 to 4 degrees or more downward: whoops, where'd my chin go? Also Chris: the most unnattractive thing on a person is having no chin

[@lgnwvr]

Didn’t show the bike company lmao

[@lasvegascrisis]

❤❤❤

[@trishm142]

49:05 totally agree with Chris he’s just being a brother

[@jamescotner2459]

It’s Not always better to be younger Matt.

[@perrslice]

Where’s the bike company link

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

The situation with the brother at 48:00 reminds me of when my friend and I bought tickets to go to an Eminem concert and my boyfriend made such a big deal about how he would never pay that much for tickets then told his friends that he bought me the tickets. Like wtf?!