Wonder Woman 1984 - Movie Review

[@abewhitesell9180]

You’re telling me not one person wished for world peace 10 months later and I find my comment with 4K likes aight

[@kingofnone4671]

yup

[@johnniewoodard648]

Remember how wishing for world peace worked out for Mulder in The X-Files, or was the peace on earth he wished for?

[@Daniel32790]

I was literally thinking the same exact thing!!

[@angelamay781]

well I mean people who’s wishing for world peace won’t just believe and wish on a lunatic on tv

[@TueSorensen]

OMG, LOL, you're right!! How does a wish-fulfilling artifact ensure the fall of civilization when so many people must be wishing for world peace?! It's HYSTERICAL!!!!

[@desertfox2000]

Before movie: "I wish I could finally watch this movie." After movie: "I renounce my wish."

[@vinx551]

Facts lol

[@garyquintanilla4954]

agree

[@g0als.]

Bro I swear I said this 🤣 and stopped watching after 17 minutes

[@soop3rdoop3r]

Like the plot, let's just hit ctrl+z on this entire movie.

[@mechasentai]

😭

[@Gerorne]

The opening scene teaches Diana that "Cheetahs never prosper."

[@ganidhsry]

Underrated comment.

[@pndamonium1241]

That’s funny.

[@benjaminguzman3428]

More effort is in this comment than the movie

[@KasaunNJ]

Bars

[@Alejandroigarabide]

Underrated comment indeed!!!

[@Googlegirl26]

“I renounce my wish” “I...declare bankruptcy!!”

[@damnburger7351]

I understood that reference

[@c.h.s1001]

@@damnburger7351 excelllllent

[@designertjp-utube]

Hahaha! _"I renounce my wish!"_ Was given my WW84 money back and allowed to leave the *drive-in* with my popcorn.

[@adamgriffin]

My biggest WTF moment was the realization that Dianna did that amazing flying lasso lightning scene just to go to her apartment blocks away. Not to chase the bad guy in the helicopter....

[@BicameralMind]

😂

[@klorn32]

Thank you! No one else had brought that up.

[@dec23]

OMG, when I saw that she just 'flew' to her apartment I was like WTF? 🤔 Glad I'm not the only one. Terrible editing.

[@leespeed91]

Lol I was so disconnected at that point I didn’t even notice.

[@justmike75]

I had to actually pause and ask my family if she just learned to fly or learned to fall gracefully... we still don’t really know. Is the lasso like Thor’s Hammer now? Can just straight fly like Superman? It was one of the dumbest/ most convoluted parts of the movie... and the sad things it was supposed to be one the impact emotional parts.

[@trecoast]

The whole movie revolved around “wishes” and that is such a weak plot line

[@bohemianrhapsody6700]

Bruce Almighty did it better and at least they undertood that you also need to deal with the consecuenses...not everything will be magically erase by the power of a cute speech

[@oktabramantio4709]

Wait. Isn't it about greed? I thought it was about greed

[@bankait_rex1860]

@@oktabramantio4709 It was about something.

[@james041]

wore that concept out with a brass lamp rub rub rub

[@bkd1actor]

Exactly!!!! I was waiting for an epic battle scene at the end and it never came.

[@anthonypc1]

my family picked this to watch on Christmas day. We were impressed how we could all be confused and bored in equal measure.

[@jonathans.8537]

SAMEEE

[@tonywhite68]

I fell asleep near the “climax.”

[@kazu5633]

same with my family 😂

[@hiimjustin8826]

That first hour and a half. Yikes.

[@0hMyGandhi]

That was like our family with Tenet.

[@LordyT34]

Wonder Woman spends more time swinging in this movie then Spider-Man in all of his movies combined

[@nicolahhh]

@Bum Mordecai fingers crossed for the third movie lmao

[@Ash12241991]

@Bum Mordecai lol WW makes a better Spiderman than him

[@SimplicityBeatZ863]

Lol

[@archangel_gold2451]

And she looked great

[@somethingswrongicanfeelit5688]

@@archangel_gold2451 No she didn't.

[@MackieMess3r]

In BVS, Diana stated that she disappeared from mankind after WW1. A proper sequel would have been an event where Diana had to go back to Themyscira to save someone, which could have explored Diana’s world and the old gods.

[@dareelcabbagelord1332]

@Mackie Messer A shame they missed a good opportunity for that

[@nivaldomonte5441]

I think this movie should've been about Diana and Steve in a James Bond-like story, always away from the public, and Maxwell Lord should've been his comic self: a mind-controlling, self-interested, power-hungry secret agent.

[@Mr0011011]

@@nivaldomonte5441 So... Winter Solider?

[@Mr0011011]

That would have been heaps better.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I got to be honest, when I watched the trailer, I thought Steve will be like Bucky in Winter Soldier, got brainwashed by the enemy and Diana get forced to fight him. But, nope! This is just like an episode of Fairly Odd Parents when whenever Timmy making a wish, it's always fucked up and Timmy needs to fix his mistake.

[@Cowabungas]

I was also really bummed that there was no 80s music in this 80s movie

[@darkdemonqueen]

There’s not!?!? 80’s music is some of the catchiest music ever! They really missed a huge opportunity! (Can you tell I ♥️ 80’s music? Lol)

[@hibiscusangel7376]

Even Thor ragnarok has more 80s sounds

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

@@hibiscusangel7376 Yeah, Ragnarok had Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. But then again, Zimmer did Bird On A Wire and Black Rain.

[@pointman7512]

@@darkdemonqueen u sound like a 40 year old soccer mom

[@mm2200]

Yep, I wonder if they spent all the budget before they got to selecting music.

[@LessonIsNeverTry]

I'm 100% sure that the concept behind this movie was "I want to make a Wonder Woman movie set in the 80's, but I wish Chris Pine could still be in it."

[@Igaveyoumyfakename]

And I'm 100% sure that COULD have been accomplished without making THE WORST superhero movie since Green Lantern.

[@misspriss2482]

I don't get why they didn't go the way of the TV show. They cast the same actor as Steve's descendant, and they could have easily shown the two of them slowly falling in love and having her come to terms with that.

[@ge2719]

@@misspriss2482 steves decendants? a guy she fell in love with at a relatively joung age, who died in the first movie?..... how do you think decendants works exactly?

[@helloill672]

@@Igaveyoumyfakename You mean Suicide Squad?

[@was1399]

If Wonder Woman learned how to fly in WW84, why didn’t she fly in Justice League that took place in preset time?

[@garemacquarrie6705]

cos she couldn't find her invisible plane.

[@was1399]

@@garemacquarrie6705 I mean actually fly through the clouds.

[@slicktop2jz855]

Plot hole

[@theawesomebat1244]

Because WW84 (along with BoP) were attempts to retcon ‘MOS’, ‘BVS’, ‘SS’, & ‘ZSJL’. Ironically, they both failed.

[@was1399]

@@theawesomebat1244 I HIGHLY doubt that. I enjoyed BoP a ton though!

[@MasterTSayge]

"It's going to be very difficult for Wonder Woman to convince Billions of people in the world to retract their wishes." "Super easy barley an inconvenience!"

[@joshualagrimas9555]

Oh I.Cannot.Wait.For that pitch meeting. xD

[@jonfrench1659]

*Ding* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[@suicidesquid3581]

Whoopsie!

[@MollyFC]

Damn this is one hell of a cross over!

[@benjaminbaer9712]

Superman revoking his planet must have been TIGHT!

[@NicholasOon]

Pedro Pascal's performance as Nicolas Cage was absolutely fantastic

[@KBWAXBB]

When I say I’m hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rasheedjeffries5754]

Lol

[@Silentmass4751]

I can't believe the directors, producers, and actors watched a screening of this movie and actually thought it was good enough to release to the public.

[@Gavin48]

Well a lot of critics who got to see at the cinema liked it.

[@lani2736]

I think by the time they had seen the finished product it was too late to change the entire movie (because there were only a few parts of this movie that I would consider worth keeping and the rest should have honestly been scraped). But then again that raises the question of why, before even filming, these people looked at the script and thought “hey this is pretty good”.

[@1232-z4n]

@@Gavin48 "a lot"¿¿¿¿¿

[@michealcollins5838]

This was the worst movie ever!!!!!

[@eugeneosborn9551]

@@michealcollins5838 you obviously haven't seen " the incredible BULK" yes, I said BULK with a B

[@jsmtv86]

when Maxwell wished to become the Dreamstone, i was expecting him to turn into the Dreamstone itself...

[@AdmiralBison]

lol me too. He would gradually turn into a stone character, especially when you see his blood shot eyes and leaking ear.

[@heatheraggus7501]

Same 😂

[@johnlewis8934]

Well that would of ended the movie pretty abruptly

[@JamesLawner]

Imagine Bruce Wayne wishing for his parents to come back only for two random people to show up at his mansion claiming they're his parents 😂

[@yadsewnde]

Lmaoooo 😭 the trauma

[@kelvins7879]

I think it happen before....

[@gmanDecksT]

Then his "mum" breast fed him..Weird huh?!

[@salaciousBastard]

My parents are dead! *SLAP!*

[@redpillnibbler4423]

Sounds like a kind of Pet Cemetery scenario 😱

[@whytmangatv]

I hated that revoking a wish was so easy.

[@ronitreddy9623]

Bruh

[@ronitreddy9623]

Ugh

[@tronali5703]

Reminds me that episode of Seinfeld where everybody keeps renouncing their religion to be with Elaine.

[@pika23]

I know! And like, the rewind of them reversing the wishes....

[@Madbro204]

Exactly. The only part I liked was when that couple was fighting and the mans like “I wish you would drop dead” and then when hes renouncing his wish some chick is performing CPR and I bursted into laughter cuz it was so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@winnie2379]

The whole idea was “bring back Steve Trevor”...now let’s write a story that will make that happen... but how? Oh, she makes a wish. Great! Write that story...

[@BasketCase-rr7tx]

I thought it was weird as hell how she just accepted it was him about 12 seconds after meeting this guy who looked nothing like him.

[@MusicStudent1]

Another thing - is the bad guy supposed to be Trump? Wow, really?

[@callummcalpine6613]

Spot on haha

[@orcusdei]

@@MusicStudent1 Who is the bad guy? Seriously people like you, seeing their agenda in everything and writing such stupid comments is worse than any spoiler of the actual movie.

[@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386]

@@MusicStudent1 people only claimed that cuze of that article that was put out a while back there really isn't any comparison between Maxwell and trump personality wise

[@markodarkman1061]

The guy at the mall who dropped his gun and then that woman screams like they are gonna kill her , that was the cringiest moment.

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

Especially given no one would've acted like that in 1984. LOL! ;D This was a leftist PC narrative charade of crap.

[@AdmiralBison]

@@wilsonrawlin8547 There were also mass shootings in the 80's. What's politics have to do with any this?

[@michaels9666]

@@wilsonrawlin8547 dude what has someones reaction to a dropping gun to do with politcs? Do you intentionally troll people with nonsense like this?

[@lanagievski1540]

@@wilsonrawlin8547 okay troll. That makes absolutely no sense. If someone’s gun falls out in public, people are going to run and scream.

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

@@AdmiralBison Mindset of the director.

[@spectralquill1810]

I wonder if that guy who wished for coffee renounced his wish.

[@renganathanramesh4501]

Yes he did and he puked the coffee on the script of the movie.

[@RandyLutcavich]

Did you catch the negative side effect of his wish? It's too hot and he burns his mouth.

[@spectralquill1810]

@@RandyLutcavich Yes. Why?

[@saumyachawla1979]

He will get back his job.

[@lacazette7463]

Max Lord: Citizens of the world, I'm here to change your life. Anything you want. Anything you dream of, you can have it.

[@davidk6204]

This movie was so bad I got up and walked out of my house.

[@chungpoww1000]

The best review thus far and should be at the top of the page! I can't stop laughing!

[@Ihavetruth22]

And moved into a movie theatre.

[@Shockkings0714]

Hater

[@b_rad07]

😂😂

[@deucevon]

Lmao

[@goreycinema]

My biggest question is why was this movie set in the 80's? If you told this exact same story in modern day, would anything be different?

[@JackLucasCaffrey]

The only thing i can think is there'd be no cold war references. The only reason I think it's set in 1984 is because it's referencing the dystopian novel of the same name. But your right. Could've been set in a later date and nothing would really change!

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

Excessiveness of the 80s. But they didn't pull it right.

[@orangedalmatian]

to capitalize on the wave of 80s nostalgia that's been going on the last couple years. That's the only real reason I can think of.

[@richardcarte139]

Because that was the birth of true widespread consumerism which I believe was the true villain of the film.

[@BM2759]

Completely agree. Maybe they hoped it'd interest people more?

[@hutchisopinion7603]

Honestly I thought Hans zimmers score was forgettable It’s like he read the script and went “this ain’t worth my full effort I’m just gonna make some quick music collect my paycheck and leave”

[@MysteryMii]

Hans Zimmer did a better score for The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run (of all movies).

[@alexwr]

Wait, that was Zimmer? Also for the big flying emotional scene, they didn't even use an original score, they used Sunshine by John Murphy... I have a feeling it was really just Zimmer's underlings doing all the work with his name slapped on it.

[@jyot17]

Exactly. The background score was a big big letdown. One of the main flaws. It never build up any moment. I found it boring and even grating at times. I don't know and don't care who the Zimmerman is.

[@cats3xxx]

Ziimmer phoned it in. For the first time in his career, I suppose

[@AsadKhan-lm6yr]

100%

[@gboygamer1265]

I love how she learns to fly in 1984 but for some reason she couldn’t fly in justice league 💀

[@ThePFD518]

The Snyder cut will fix that plot hole right guys?

[@bolt7047]

@@ThePFD518 possibly, but don't hold your breath, it likely will just be more filler

[@1232-z4n]

DC movies are a disaster

[@someguy1478]

@@1232-z4n DC = Disaster Cinema

[@ThePFD518]

@@bolt7047 lol I know. Just being sarcastic

[@anon5321]

Movie logic : The girl goes from ''ugly'' to ''hot'' when she removes her glasses. I just can't with these story lines. Who write these?

[@uniqueclone8020]

True. I've seen so many movies done this.

[@socratese5]

I could never tell Clark kent was Superman. Damn glasses 👓!!

[@islamicworld2277]

Who write these? Ans: Girls

[@BLACKSTA361]

@@socratese5 you know he wears glasses made out of kryptonian glass which perceives the way people see him. Obviously we know its superman but its harder to notice for the characters in the movie/series/comic

[@thabreez456]

Eh Geoff Johns and Patty Did blame them I guess. I swear anything Geoff Johns touches aside from comics seems to be cursed

[@hab77756]

The only reason I even watched this movie was for Pedro Pascal - I'm not disappointed in his acting I'm disappointed with the script he was given.

[@ska7triumph]

I thought he really milked the role - where he's both the protagonist AND antagonist.

[@skatersirian]

I really liked his acting. It was super camp but it wasn't at all cringey.

[@revelationstudier999]

Pretty much the only thing I enjoyed about the movie was Pedro

[@sharwalker983]

Man His Acting Epic

[@michalslusarski]

i liked his acting and his role. It was extremely captivating. It felt like the rest of the cast couldn't keep up with his energy level. Gal seemed like she didn't even enjoy beeing in the movie.

[@rootsm3]

The first act was so strong and then it literally shit the bed

[@dorianleakey]

Really? i havent heard it put like that, which makes me wonder if the changes due to negative test screenings led to the ending being bad.

[@traptravis9595]

Fu

[@kendrafontenet9350]

That's gross

[@lanagievski1540]

For real. I was really enjoying it and wondering where it could go. Once Steve came back and Max Lord stole the dreamstone, that’s when I checked out. It felt like they were just trying to fill for time after that first act because this story does not fill the run time of the movie. You could cut this movie to 90 minutes and with some fixes and tweaks it would be loads better.

[@royalblanket]

Literally?

[@jacoba6747]

I feel like the more I think about this movie’s logic, the less it makes sense.

[@itsflowerside]

since when have superhero movies been logical? why is everyone suddenly wishing for _this particular film_ to be logical??

[@unhomme643]

@@itsflowerside It’s hardly a matter of why this film specifically than it is the severity of the issues in the film in question. Additionally the moral implications of non consensual sex. That is not Chris Pine’s body. The issues just continue from there. It’s severe enough to not be ignored for the spectacle. In my case that is.

[@destinyhero4795]

@@itsflowerside Even walking tree and talking racoon in GOTG is more logical than this movie. But the movie is so bad its become very entertaining just like the room.

[@michaelwang6403]

what makes less sense?

[@MultiKeto]

since than do superheros rape someone?

[@bluemarvelous]

My question is if Max revoked his wish, shouldnt the stone re-materialize somewhere starting the whole scenario again?

[@amarreezlan7131]

yeah, there’s no conclusion in this movie. pacy ending.

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

Movie is riddled with bloopers, loop holes, and so many mistakes. It's a flop.

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

I thought he was gonna die or something since he is the stone

[@mannycalavera2335]

Rarely have I seen a movie where the plot causes the viewer to ask so many questions that are entirely ignored.

[@bluemarvelous]

@@mannycalavera2335 This is by far the weakest film of the "Man of Steel" era of DC movies.. Feels like a WB cash grab!! Green lighting a third film before looking at the numbers for the second, proves this IMO!!

[@JohnnyDee.]

The most unrealistic part about the movie is when everyone revoked their wish. Look at 2020. That's not happening.

[@devilmikey00]

Yeah, they really should have cut that out. Have Max give up his wish which also erases all the wishes he gave. Simpler and more believable then every person on earth giving up their wish. They literally say that it will all be reversed if the stone is destroyed and him revoking his wish is destroying the stone so it even had an in universe explanation lol They just decided to ignore that because they really wanted that cheesy montage of people revoking their wishes.

[@robertsyrett1992]

Well the whole thing is pretty much a Trump allegory, and the filmmakers are engaging in a little wish fulfillment. You see, they wish the country would disavow Trump's false reality.

[@alexdombrowski9806]

@@robertsyrett1992 huh

[@jacobv6791]

@@robertsyrett1992 Very True is how they control ur mind

[@bohemianrhapsody6700]

It took 2 hours to Diana to understand that she needed to revoke her wish, but only 30 seconds to the rest of the world...

[@lllchironexlll]

How did anyone not wish for unlimited wishes without any negative side effects?

[@Bandstand]

The pacing towards the end is unbearable

[@collt091]

Surprised your here lol

[@guyaaa-zf2zz]

hey bandstand, you doing whole lotta red soon?

[@guyaaa-zf2zz]

oh nvm

[@ryangibson9003]

ya I agree the last half hour was really badly paced

[@mscooldeadly]

Think the 3rd act was better then WW 3rd act, it was very emotional at the end

[@k1l158]

What I didn’t like about the movie was that there was no consequences for the villians. Wonder Woman was just like “don’t be bad anymore” and they were like “ok” and that was it.

[@mrsinister8978]

There is the no killing rule that some dc heroes follow.

[@mscooldeadly]

@@mrsinister8978 WW kills but this one she took a different approach.

[@mscooldeadly]

Besides the only one that didn't renounce their wish is most like Barbara character.

[@clarissa182]

Exactly. Honestly, due to the way the scene was filmed, when he was running to his son, I half expected him to get hit by a bus or something.

[@dduval59]

But they treat Barbara beating a wannabe rapist to a pulp like it's her crossing a line...

[@suntanman9839]

After watching this movie, I felt like I was too harsh on Green Lantern.

[@ManOfAlkebulan]

#2 line of 2020. I'll come back later with the #1 line as soon as I find it again.

[@ManOfAlkebulan]

KZbin *How Gal Godot got ripped to play Wonder Woman* @Anandu Pradeep responded with #1 comment in IMHO "The only one who got ripped are the ones who paid for this movie."

[@brandonellis8111]

Damn

[@spawncampe]

Nah Green Lantern is a F. I give ww84 a C

[@MixxedMonster]

😂😂

[@PatrickWDunne]

"At one point she couldn't walk in heels and now she can walk in heels." That's some insane character development.

[@smokeynypd]

This movie was so bad i walked out of my house.

[@bezbez1]

Lol

[@Jt-mk2mm]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@nickprado7952]

Nice 😂

[@neutralman9124]

HAHAHAHA

[@brianrooker8527]

😂😂

[@EggsiLog22]

"I wish my child to be free from cancer" WW: RENOUNCE !

[@gokanproductions]

Lol

[@sheldonjplanktonn]

*you know what, double the damage* *Adds brain tumor*

[@benzhford4990]

We can only accept the truth lol

[@elfkid9599]

Yo that’s actually messed up LOL

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@elfkid9599 I know right?! I get what they were going for here but I think they didn't give it enough thought.

[@SILVERSPADES]

Watching the reviews of this movie were more entertaining than the movie

[@gucci_gill9788]

I haven’t even seen the movie and the reviews are making me disappointed 😞

[@markjordan7800]

watching paint dry also is more entertaining

[@kislayparashar]

Nah, I loved the movie

[@dreyn7780]

Move On in life. It can't all apply to you. You've got a really big ego.

[@MysticleMonster]

@@dreyn7780 I really try to fathom what made you think any of the words you typed make sense for this conversation.

[@TheEmc2000]

My friend keeps defending this movie and I just tell her “hey, Diana sexually assaulted that dude, and you got no problem with that?” She has yet to give a response

[@bleachedout805]

I would consider it rape but most men in that position would probably be more upset about the fact they weren't mentally present to enjoy it.

[@idontneedaname318]

@@bleachedout805 ew

[@bileygr1216]

@@bleachedout805 ew

[@nikesh9157]

@@bleachedout805 wtf

[@fish-fq8lc]

@@bleachedout805 LMAO

[@AlvarHanso84]

They should have told the story of the dream stone in the opening sequence to make it more believeable instead of the young diana sequence.

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Yeah, this movie had a big problem with the clunky way it delivered exposition. Like how they introduced her golden armor; she might as well have just said “Oh that? Yeah it’s a new costume I’ll be wearing during the finale. Anyway...”

[@MELODYMUNRO]

The young Diana part was the best bit of the whole movie.

[@hlonydlamini4496]

that's actually smart, i hadn't thought of that

[@SuperFlyer24]

I thought about what he said about how the opening sequence relates to the rest of the story and I disagree, I don't think the shortcut lesson was for Diana I think it was for Lord and minerva. They were trying to get, through a wish, things they could have gotten with hard work and time. What Diana wanted however, she couldn't get any other way.

[@Ramiromasters]

Point.

[@abbaskimsani6845]

I'm just wondering how the guy who wished for a coffee, renounced his wish👀

[@GreenTeaGal01]

he got groggy around 4:30

[@MuhammadDawoodYo]

It'd be like one of those *credit card declines* memes

[@alexsanders7404]

Hahaha

[@billymanziel5666]

I’m laughing at the idea of that guy just dramatically screaming I RENOUNCE MY WISH!!!

[@keisha4620]

In the same scene he was burned by the coffee.

[@ft3076]

Let’s be honest guys, Maxwell Lord was the main character of this movie 😂

[@ARBLACKx]

yeah he had more screentime than WW lol

[@RealMNeutral31]

Yeah he was.

[@4olufade]

So this was a Giant remake

[@Beast80001]

Despite its problems, I love Pedro Pascal so I had a lot of fun watching this movie

[@eleven-hopper]

I think if he wasn't in it I wouldn't have liked it as much. I still enjoyed the movie a lot but I just thought the character was great and just made the movie so much better

[@joelleblanc8670]

WHY was she not electrocuted but Cheetah was?????? Cheetah wished for the same strength as WW. And WW was like.... wearing metal armour... in water.... *brain shatters*

[@jliller]

Because shortly before this the movie showed she knows how to ride the lightning! *metal riff* Seriously, I just assumed being the daughter of a god who wields thunderbolts makes you immune to electrocution.

[@ywal6041]

THANK YOU... i almost stood and yelled at the screen when this scene came on

[@KizaruB]

I heard somebody else mention how Bruce Wayne would’ve totally wished for his parents back and not revoked his wish

[@amilcarballantyne]

Lolol true...

[@dennydanschin2001]

Lol

[@worshipcatalyst1]

We're they dead yet? How old was Bruce in 84?

[@Mister_Vyar]

@@worshipcatalyst1 Not sure how old he was, but we know as of 2016 he had been Batman for at least 20 years. It's safe to say his parents were long dead in 1984. This is the problem with the DCEU. They tried to compete with Marvel's MCU but wanted to have their big Avengers team-up stuff right away instead of putting the groundwork in first. So now the whole thing has splintered and they're churning out standalone films that can't even decide whether or not they're part of a shared universe anymore. The result is an endless stream of uninspired junk that would have been considered passably mediocre 20 years ago, let alone now.

[@cosuinofdeath]

No he wouldn’t

[@grayice]

The only thing I felt was when Maxwell Lord hugged his son at the end.

[@Nomoredrama2000]

Same here ❤️💔

[@alfredthuun-grun6657]

Yeah lol the movie (in my opinion) was CRAP exept that one moment😂

[@Erasureeraser]

Well i felt that and when Diana left Steve, that's all

[@gglovesgorillazmj7784]

same lolll

[@dr.stronk9857]

Bad movie but great actors

[@WalidsTube]

Even the mall action scene was pointless, WW was flying all over the place for basically no reason as all "enemies" (the robbers) were doing nothing, just staring in awe (some with a gun in hand but still not doing a thing with it), and there she is moving and jumping around where she just could have captured them with her lasso in 3 seconds. pointless action scene.

[@orinorio1]

it was for the little black girl who can say girl power.

[@marshmallowcloud.]

totally ✨agree✨

[@mibomngusang9969]

Tbh I watched only upto that point and never returned.. the acting was sooooooo bad, couldn't watch any more seconds.. 😪

[@UnoriginalUsername25]

They were standing there...MENACINGLY.

[@UnoriginalUsername25]

Those types of scenes are in a lot of superhero sequels. This one is one of the worst versions of that scene because the bad guys are so non-threatening.

[@nizzanator]

Maxwell Lord: What is your wish, all u have to do is tell me.......... I wish this movie was good.

[@lucasalejaga1175]

🤣🤣 nice one

[@ruby42598]

Tell me I'm not the only one who died when Steve faintly yelled 'bye Diana, I'll always love you' in the same tone as 'bye buddy, hope you find your dad.'

[@yamyFR]

Said Bye twice must sucks

[@Kramos_Skate]

Elf !!!!!!

[@210Caveman26]

Diana: Thanks Mr. Trevor.

[@roviciandecena321]

Is this a non-spoiler review or spoiler review or hilariocity? Chris: yes

[@aszneehitme8691]

Chris: 8:14 Death Note: 👀

[@BasedChad]

@@aszneehitme8691 light yagami our lord and savior

[@kawonsuggs9595]

Steve Trevor: *Its not for everyone*

[@MsFated]

Tbh would have made sense to put in the title of the review that’s it’s a spoiler review

[@KhanMann66]

@@MsFated He warned you. And you proceeded anyway. Not his fault.

[@PunTeamYT]

I thought the mall scene was pretty horrible

[@bubba1475]

Same the only funny part of the scene was when the guy dropped the gun.

[@aniketadhav2737]

Whole movie was horrible . VFX were shit too.

[@gordoyt2011]

When the guy yelled/screamed I literally laughed so hard

[@PedRevuar]

Everyone does he has low standards

[@argc9125]

agreed, it was so cheesy and I'm glad the movie didn't continue that 80's movie shtick but then why bother with it in the first place.

[@finorussel8164]

The only thing bugging me is. Where is her shield and sword it's like a cowboy movie😭

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

OUSTANDING POINT!! Another aspect of just how crappy and out of synch this movie was.

[@JackInfinity203]

They removed it from the movie, because they find the sword and shield to be “too aggressive,” and that she wouldn’t need it unless she’s gonna use it. That’s what I heard.

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

@@JackInfinity203 PC left wing madness.

[@kojoyamoah414]

Doesn't fit with the movie theme at all.

[@RubenTafteberg]

@@wilsonrawlin8547 Why is that leftwing? Why are you getting politics into this movie???

[@thetruestar6348]

She also DOESN'T HAVE THE SWORD OR SHIELD at all in this movie

[@remrem317]

plus all of the sudden she can fly which doesn't make sense since in BVS she barely even float

[@pottierkurt1702]

But she had gold armor that didn't add shit to the narrative didn't she.. so there's that.

[@amazo88]

she isnt fighting any super mutated world ending creature or anything. why would she use sword and shield? even barbara, she didnt wanna hurt.

[@amazo88]

@@remrem317 in bvs, she DIDNT fly. nothing that shows she was unable to.

[@jackmaxpower]

@@amazo88 yeah but what about justice league or something like that plus the fact she said she didn’t mess with man but messed with man here. Also remembering it she did have the shield at the start of the movie that’s how she knocked the cams out so point not valid.

[@jackal111]

“If you like this I’m really happy for you.” Such a 2020 way to put it.

[@natechenry]

@Ruby Barber that's sad, that's just sad. And I doubt it "literally" was. People overuse literally like girls use Like in every other sentence

[@Frank-li8uj]

@@natechenry how is it sad?

[@MrCoincash]

@Ruby Barber While I would not qualify 2020 as being an especially good year it 100% had some real benefits, gave me a lot of time to process things I was too busy to really deal with and get over a very long term funk after a bad breakup from a 10 year long relationship. Being locked down forced me to confront and deal with my pain and eventually find peace; so while the year has been a disaster there was some silver lining.

[@chiefgarvey11]

@Ruby Barber glad thinks worked out for you

[@adthomp]

I’m sick to death of people blaming 2020 on all life’s problems. 5 more days of people whinging about it, then they can all start whinging about 2021 life’s problems. It’s a f””g number stop blaming the year on everything. A 20 changing to 21 doesn’t magically change plus covid bullshit started in 2019 why don’t people blame that year ?

[@windspast]

I'm tired of movies using the "nerdy ugly duckling" cliche. It's trying to tell us that these (people who are gorgeous btw) aren't attractive because they're nerdy. If you saw a woman who looks like Kristen Wiig drop all of her books on the ground, would you be like "nah she's nerdy so I'm not going to help her." Or would you like "OMG let me help this girl who looks like Kristen Wiig." It's not believable that the characters in the movie would treat her so badly in the beginning.

[@barnabydwhiteaustin9223]

Windspast Kristen Wiig is below average looking at best😁😁😁😁

[@hep_fulla_pep]

@@barnabydwhiteaustin9223 Clowning nerds is still a stupid and outdated trope, no matter what the actor or actress playing them looks like.

[@kevinstfort]

@@hep_fulla_pep it’s also very much an 80s trope which is what the movie tried to recreate.

[@user-ji3il6ce2o]

@@hep_fulla_pep This movie went too far with the clumsy-nerd stereotype. Also Kristin Wiig is a beautiful woman, certainly above average.

[@vincelang3779]

I'm not sold on this take ... As in: it didn't seem to me that those 2 dudes were walking away from helping Wiig because "nerdiness" but rather that their behaviour was in line with a thesis supported by many, many, many other scenes in WW84 - to wit: the male gender are essentially horrible human beings. That through-line supported by the shocking number of scenes where women are sexually harassed and/or assaulted.

[@Billonator117]

You know damn well there would be thousands of people who would wish to have superman level powers that wouldn't renounce their wishes

[@NiaNeuman]

Okay, but can we talk about the part in the movie where Handsome Dude says, “the snow.. and... so many things...” and Diana goes “so many... many things”... and then they try to sell that as a really profound piece of screenwriting?!?! I CACKLED.

[@rosyhvideo2587]

Oof

[@Palumbo24]

So true. And that they only included this winter scene because of the re-release to December

[@Kalsix]

When that scene played a looked at my girlfriend and said "so many things? Really? Wtf are they even talking about" lmao

[@GODSGIFT2780]

Now cuz of you I don’t care much to see this movie 😂😂😂😭

[@ge2719]

@@Kalsix maybe actually watch the first bloody movie maybe...

[@Prod.ByLito1997]

I feel that they have used the “pathetic nerd turns super villain” way to much

[@Veldtian1]

Guy Pierce in Ironman was alright though.

[@sivad1025]

That only really works when it ties into the hero. It works with Spider-Man, but with Wonder Woman, it's so out of place.

[@jjww30]

Speaking of nerd... *too

[@lainiwakura1776]

It's a DC tradition!

[@Trainerdave_is_numero_uno]

@@Veldtian1 its because Ironman movies were awesome.

[@adhirg]

while watching WW84, my dad was like, “ok, Wonder Woman is losing her powers because of her wish - what did Barbara lose?” and as a joke, I responded, “it obviously cost her humanity, she’s become so mean!” imagine my surprise when the movie literally had that as a piece of dialogue that Diana said to Barbara. I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or bad thing for the movie, it either illustrated that transformation well or it was so obvious and cheesy that it lost all impact. also imagine having sex with Wonder Woman and then not remembering it. that handsome dude didn’t consent!

[@dontrailtyson8405]

Lmao @no consent

[@madiqismal4186]

Also, how did Barbara get 2 wishes while everyone else could only have one? And when she wished to be an apex predator, she should have turned into a T-Rex. A cheetah is not even the biggest cat. This whole movie made no frigging sense.

[@PurpleG07]

@@madiqismal4186 to contradict your cat complain she wished to become an Apex Predator, a cheetah is one, but yeah the movie’s logic sucked

[@christophzeit6282]

Yeah, that's not a good sign when you are able to predict the bad or clichéd dialogue in a movie or just imagine the dumbest thing they could probably do with the plot and then it actually happens in the movie...

[@razikboston3414]

Chris pointed out that their memories might not be wiped but at the end the stranger that Steve possessed remembers nothing from his time with Diana. Another flaw in this film

[@calmack6637]

The only good thing about this movie was Pedro Pascal's performance as Maxwell Lord was amazing

[@Toxpunk13]

He was alright it wasn’t as good as I thought he would

[@tariqchase1494]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Joshua-fr1xp]

Nah.

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

He was great, but his role made his acting cringy

[@kingkold]

I agree , he did a good job .

[@DaveSkylark111]

Actual quote from the movie. Maxwell: “What’s your wish, mr. president?” President: “more nukes!” Makes no sense.

[@jgarcia4721]

It did for the 80s. Still lame, Regan would have asked for his brain function back.

[@bohemianrhapsody6700]

and when US released the nuclear attack, Reagan wish revoked also stopped the nukes that USA already had before and were also part of the attack....for no reason.

[@向你祖母問好]

Pretty realistic for 80s just saying

[@zombieslayerII]

Did you watch the review from The Critical Drinker??? You should

[@mikearchibald744]

No, Reagan would have said "Make 'bedtime for bonzo' disappear!

[@henryp9761]

The mall scene near the beginning of the movie was one of the cheesiest scenes I have ever seen in a superhero movie.

[@mikearchibald744]

This movie was done to get all the people who were upset about the Captain Marvel movie to shut up.

[@ewurabena9163]

@@mikearchibald744 huh???

[@Uberkris77]

Hated it

[@cocanoharevan736]

@@mikearchibald744 how?

[@OMEN-7X]

It wasn't natural to me at all. I could almost imagine a rope tied behind Gal Gadot to make her jump from one place to another.

[@belleofbrightside97]

I thought this whole movie was like an insane fairly oddparents episode gone wrong xD

[@svscared]

I would say more like Wonder Woman vs Evil Make-A-Wish Foundation.

[@belleofbrightside97]

@@svscared lol I kept expecting them to try and say "hey I wish for everything to be back the way it was" and then Da Rules would pop up

[@KaiKrimson56]

Superhero comics: if a dead character is resurrected they will be in their original body prior to their death. Wonder Woman 1984: Nah, too unrealistic, let's have Steve Trevor possess some random dude.

[@dakg17]

Couldn’t have summarized it better

[@dustinp120]

That's about how my years gone, for good or bad it's just been kinda crazy weird.

[@BeautyPunknocker]

So no one gonna talk about how she magically got her armour when she was on the way too max lord? Did I miss the scene where she went home and got it? And what about cheetah transforming into cheetah like wtf?

[@metalore]

They did show her going home. It's where she went when she first learned to fly. Then they showed her flying to the final battle. As for Cheetah, I don't know why she became Cheetah. I heard Maxwell Lord wishing her some power or something, but definitely nothing to do with turning into an animal. I was expecting him to say "apex predator" like she did but he didn't.

[@BeautyPunknocker]

@@metalore yeah but when she "flew" there the armour was no where in sight did it fly too her?

[@metalore]

@@BeautyPunknocker I rewatched it and after she gets home to get the armor, they show her flying out of the clouds with the armor after the miniguns shoot in the air.

[@lanagievski1540]

I felt like that was an afterthought and tried to edit it to happen before the fight but it just left me confused

[@BeautyPunknocker]

Okay so I re watched it and this is what happened lol....she's on her way too max lord swinging in the sky probably far from her apartment, and then all of a sudden it shows her stopping at home and then she is at maxlord with enough time too stop him 🤯

[@backroadbeetle4781]

Patty Jenkins had her foot in everything from the story, screen play, production and directing (obviously). So there's no excuse for "a bad script."

[@mikearchibald744]

Directors don't have total control of movies, especially at DC. That said, the buck stops somewhere....

[@lolaquick33]

He said the script needed more work, not that nothing was her fault

[@Slayer398]

Just wait until you see whatever Patty does for WW3, she's doing the writing for that too! No, I'm *not* kidding, WB just announced it....

[@Amnesia2Morrow]

David Callaham one of the three screenwriters on the film (Jenkins, and Geoff Johns the other two) has the 'Doom' film adaptation and all three'The Expendables' films on his resume. I think that says a lot. Jenkin's would have been taking the advice of the other writers who either have DC & Marvel comic book experience or fantasy genre experience as this isn't her forte. Let's not forget Zack Snyder was still a producer on this film as well.

[@briankeys5941]

OMFG. This must be the 17th cut of this movie, and they said fkit, we give up, put it out... ANY rational human that says they liked this, i do not believe u. Whoever edited this movie was literally on meth. ANYBODY can see this was just a ton of scenes shot, and puzzle pieced together. Plus script, half the CG, acting, etc. is baaaad. But worse than everything, this movie does the wish thing. the stupidest MCMUFFIN u can do, and thus zero in-universe rules for this... action drama? If this was a stoner comedy then maybe, but its not. BUT EVEN WORSER... Patty Jenkins does not get WW, period. now kids go RIDE THE LIGHTNING YEEEEEEAAAA!!! LOL WTF. (you will understand if u have scene this trash. what a gd shame)

[@natnut2008]

Now that Chris Stuckmann pointed them out, the plot holes are glaringly huge.

[@RumblesBettr]

I dont even need to watch this movie to know the plot holes will be massive

[@gamelairtim]

I agree, but I still felt this movie had massive emotional resonance unlike Chris and despite the plot holes I enjoyed it immensely. It did feel a little like 3 different movies folded around each other, but the whole was better than the parts.

[@maxalaintwo3578]

@@gamelairtim I likewise agree. This movie had MANY problems, but I still liked the earnestness of it

[@mikeclarke5732]

“Using the particles that are coming out of a TV” *The WONDER WOMAN Sequel*

[@Zer0-0]

Lol by that logic we're already all touching each other. The air particles....

[@dragonempress8367]

That felt like a sci-fi plot.... And a bad one

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video "WW84 Is A REAL Mess" brah

[@auran82]

Show me on the doll where the TV particles touched you.

[@awesimo4684]

Well, he gets a guy to wish that his idea will work, so just go with that.

[@AJeziorski1967]

Finally watched it (the movie just recently became available here in Germany). I was kind of primed to hate it from what I'd been hearing, but actually found myself enjoying the first half hour or so quite a lot. The goofiness of the first action scene stayed squarely in Donner territory and thankfully never quite crossed the line into Lester-land, and I felt the movie was getting a lot right about Wonder Woman's character while having a lot of fun with her. I liked Barbara Minerva's character, even though she was kind of a familiar superhero movie villain trope and I enjoyed Pedro Pascal as Max Lord. So I started to feel maybe I'd been misled and this movie was kind of awesome ... But then it started going downhill really quickly. I would've forgiven the problematic return of Steve Trevor if that was all that was wrong with this movie, but there was so much more that broke my enjoyment of it. The plot just fell apart like a Jenga tower and some of the action was just laughably badly staged, which was a real surprise after the first movie and the first couple of scenes of this one. I feel sorry for the cast, because they were all pretty awesome. Gal Gadot remains a brilliant choice to play Wonder Woman, I enjoyed seeing Chris Pine back in this (even if his return was really badly plotted) and Kristen Wiig and Pascal both did a great job with some lame material. Considering that Patty Jenkins has been saying in interviews that this was her own true vision, without any interference from the studio, this is really disappointing. And honestly, I think the studio's public commitment to keeping her on for the next Wonder Woman movie now looks like a mistake.

[@Jg-be7it]

How about this: Someone thought the 1984 setting was so important they put it in the movie title. The movie, on the other hand, could have been set in any time frame and it would not have changed a thing. In a movie called Wonder Woman 1984, the 1984 setting is COMPLETELY POINTLESS. I'm slowly starting to realize that they did not actually get a single thing right in this movie. Everything was a miss.

[@kenedwards849]

I was just waiting patiently for them to justify setting the movie in that time period but no they didn’t, they could have just avoided it but now they have now contradicted other movies

[@JenXing]

Maybe it's like how Disney titled their movie "Frozen" because they knew if you typed up Disney + Frozen, their kid's film would pop up instead of results popping up about Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen or whatever. Now that surveillance is getting scrutinized at an all-time high these past few years, people will start to hear more references to George Orwell's "1984" as the comparisons have become uncomfortably similar. This way they can curve curiosity with bombarding search results with a big-selling blockbuster (emphasis on the bust). It's a stretch, it's more of a reason then Marvel is willing to put out right now.

[@redastair]

I tell you what I think is funny: these brilliant creatives actually didn't produce this film - it only exists due to poor feedback from test screenings. Something much, much worse was what they were going to foist upon us. Just imagine!

[@mymemories7108]

I justified it by thinking Tv broadcasting was still kinda new in 1984 and not 100% mainstream so he used that new power, imagine it was set in 2020 and he used netflix to broadcast his message

[@hammerpocket]

@@mymemories7108 No one thought of TV as anything close to "new" in 1984. Watching TV became commonplace in the 1950s.

[@carbonunit]

Wonder Woman sleeping with Chris Pines avatar was really weird.

[@darreng3254]

Next time get a dog

[@person8203]

@@darreng3254 why didn't they have Steve come back as a dog, that's genius! He'd be walking around as a barking dog to everyone but Diana sees Chris Pine talking.

[@huntsman528]

The word is raping

[@musixblender9089]

@@huntsman528 Agree! alternate version the guy was rape by muscular amazon.

[@sovietroll7880]

Ikr. I was wondering the whole movie what if the Steve's avatar is someone's husband

[@darkaero]

I kept wondering where her shield was the whole movie. It's like they forgot it's one of her iconic Weapons.

[@denimchicken104]

Oh but now she can use her lasso for EVERYTHING! Physics be damned! She can even use her rope as a shield! That’s WAY better!

[@kanyerahming]

No, they didn’t forget. They didn’t add it on purpose, gal gadot explained it.

[@BasketCase-rr7tx]

@@kanyerahming What was her explination?

[@kanyerahming]

@@BasketCase-rr7tx she said she didn't need those weapons because she was a goddess

[@BasketCase-rr7tx]

@@kanyerahming Then why did she spend the entire movie getting her ass kicked?

[@thricegreat3643]

Your blunt honesty about this movie is hilarious 😂

[@blondegirlsezthis8798]

This movie is so bad they should have called it Wonder Woman 2020

[@Ghostfanofurs]

Wow..your Really stuck on 2020. Lol

[@Sameer-es9vs]

That bad huh XD

[@gammawolf3]

OOOOOH BURN

[@sebsebseb1905]

GOLD :)))))

[@pdors94]

I guess it probably should have been called 2020...cuz it was pretty damn close to it..(with All the crap that was going on in that movie All together)..tsk

[@S1nwar]

this movie had so many little "wtf just happened?" edits. it was so bad.

[@jennaharmonn]

I agree :((((

[@M0ebius]

The one that really stood out to me was when Diana was lassoing planes and lightning and cycling through a bunch of flying poses, then suddenly it cuts to her grabbing the golden armor from her apartment, then cuts back to her showing up at the boss fight.

[@UnoriginalUsername25]

Great, so it's not just me. Like when she tosses that guy in the air and then suddenly she's holding him by the ankle.

[@ayoxmarlon5592]

I died at the White House where cheetah throws WW against the pillar and breaks it, right after it seems like someone threw another broken pillar

[@designertjp-utube]

Haha! That's because you perhaps saw the WW84 movie prior to WashedUp DC Jan 6th To those of us who watched Gal and "Steve" forever after the LIVE Remake of *The* *War* *of* *1812* on January 6th, this Wonder Woman movie makes complete sense.

[@markweber3099]

The "win" at the end where Diana speaks to everyone and convinces them to renounce their wishes makes no sense. She tried, twice, to lasso Maxwell Lord and the movie showed us that she couldn't break through the swirling wind around him. She then sinks against the wall and starts talking, but somehow the lasso magically attached itself to Lord's leg all by itself. WTH?!?

[@denimchicken104]

Very lame attempt at surprising the audience. “Didn’t see that coming, did you?!” Well, no, of course not. The movie went out of its way to show that wasn’t possible. Shits lazy as hell. It reminds me of the bullshit Tarantino pulled in the Hateful Eight movie. Same nonsense.

[@mariod1547]

@@denimchicken104 Which bs in Hateful eight?

[@chadron44]

What was up with that wind anyway? when did he get the power to control weather?

[@notme222]

The lasso was the real hero of the movie. I bet they're gonna give the Lasso of Truth its own spin-off series. ;)

[@laughingalien]

@@notme222 Too many loose ends.

[@hallking7441]

Your score is very generous.

[@tumsfestival8027]

Yeah I wanted to love this movie, but holy shit, this is definitely in the top 10 worst superhero movies. Which is hugely disappointing considering it was made in 2020.

[@sayujprashanth3721]

When I first saw this movie...I loved it, the message was pretty good and pedro Pascal was fking awesome...but when I started thinking about it again and again...I realise that this movie is devoid of logic and exacly the opposite of feminism...sex without consent is rape....and boys also get raped....someone please tell this thing to patty Jenkins. And all men except Steve trevor is horny and bad idiots...I mean are you serious!!!...this movie is awful...I wanted it to be good...and it's a shame that besides snydercut bieng so good...wb didn't let him continue and approved WW3 within days of ww84

[@geodude3966]

Just realized that after Max Lord renounces his wish, Wonder Woman JUST LET'S HIM GO LOL. She doesn't even take him to the police, he's free to leave and go hug his son and never gets punished for almost ending the world LOL.

[@cameronross9391]

Everything he did was undone and he learned his lesson

[@Jogeta5]

@@cameronross9391 After almost destroying the world.

[@jaym8988]

She was too excited to go do 80s superhero flying effects, again.

[@romasteve7292]

I get that would be a neat little bow to wrap the film in but ... I kind of saw Max Lord as an addict who was suddenly freed of his addiction. And it was the president who actually wished for the nukes ... shouldn't he be locked up, too?

[@ravenstar5376]

To be fair SHE TOOK SUPERBUTCH ( supergirl in her pantsuit on arrowverse ) playbook *Ie you talk your enemy into being good* 🙄 and don’t even get me started on that acrobatic bullshit cus apparently TWO GIRLS CANT WRECK EACHOTHER but *she can fuck guys up* 🙄

[@rlev6998]

It was really annoying to watch the mall scene and see how long it took Wonder Woman to take out only two guys.

[@Sj-yi4xn]

Just that scene alone i know it was a shit movie. I didn’t finish it. Had porn in another tab and when i was done with that closed tab and came to Chris review.

[@Joshua-fr1xp]

@@Sj-yi4xn The fact that you admitted to watching porn is just sad man.🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Sj-yi4xn]

@@Joshua-fr1xp just an honest man adding in the details for the rather curious people

[@charizardx7509]

@@Sj-yi4xn I see you are a man of culture🙌

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@Joshua-fr1xp where's the shame in that

[@hilariomolinaii355]

How can you take place in the 80's but no 80's music...The film was disconnected for me.

[@svscared]

It certainly could have had more but there was a song playing in the background at the party scene.

[@cloydibones1709]

I knew something was off about the setting! Thank you!

[@luisbaltodano227]

Dude, you nailed it. I felt something, besides a better script, was missing - the awesome 80’s music. The music would have brought some balance to this movie.

[@edwingonzalez4980]

Foreals lmaoo

[@PapaVrooom]

Exactly 💯💯💯

[@TheLadySilverMoon]

I really thought at the end they would do a "I wish this never happened" thing. It might have been cliché, but would have made more sense.

[@collinkorenek6125]

I’d like to review Chris’s shirt. Combining Courage the Cowardly Dog with The Ring is giving me childhood horror nostalgia. I give this shirt an A+

[@blackmantis3130]

One of my all-time favorites "courage the cowardly dog"

[@drally04]

Like seriously... Where do you get these shirts Chris???? Please.. Are they custom???

[@RevanMartinez]

Return the Slaaab

[@wordsinahandle]

I wants it

[@tomasby7659]

Oh God, please do this anytime he makes a new review 🤣🤣

[@yvonsoalabre916]

I like thiS one Before movie: "I wish I could finally watch this movie." After movie: "I renounce my wish."

[@BATMAN-on5qd]

lol good one man

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

2020: "Nah....suffer"

[@tobia6609]

😂

[@ashleymatthewsmua799]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cmike123]

That's vicious. I approve.

[@jking4973]

Hans Zimmer’s back must hurt from carrying this entire movie

[@ariobimod]

Two of his superhero movie was flop lmao dark phoenix and ww1984

[@MysticMavi]

Obviously, he is not that good anymore..

[@jakhilodgson-mccray387]

this score just was not good

[@jking4973]

@@ariobimod that has nothing to do with the score. It has to do with the writing, acting, and directing.

[@jking4973]

@@jakhilodgson-mccray387 that’s completely untrue. Like Chris said this is an area of the movie that improved from the first one. He’s a musical genius, and this score was incredible. I’m curious to know which scores you do enjoy and appreciate?

[@PrincessTrunksBriefs]

The first part with young Diana actually gave me some goosebumps. The mall scene afterword made me stop watching the movie.

[@johnlewis8934]

Yeah I did not like that goofy Is cheesy this at.

[@AfroSamurai-]

One issue I had with the film that wasn’t mentioned was that they took her primary weapons away. Removing her sword and shield really hurt the action scenes. The lasso was ok but after a while I felt it was being overused. It was too much like watching a Spider-Man movie with her swinging around the whole film. Wonder Woman is supposed to be a warrior, and this film didn’t really showcase that compared to the first WW and BvS.

[@vincelang3779]

Yup. Start the story at the White House, throw in an extended flashback to explain what made Minerva what she is (George Perez figured something way more interesting and touching for the Cheetah in the 1988 comic reboot) and lets watch Diana fight her, lose, rethink the problem and go after this great villain with sword, shield and renewed attitude. That's the movie I want. Keep Wiig - I honestly think she's the best thing here: the feelings of loss, anger, determination when she fights Diana the first time are all in her eyes. She was the true MVP here, IMHO.

[@DaveKatague]

As soon as I saw the trailer, then the first shot of Themiscura and the warriors swringing, i was like oh crap its gonna turn into spiderman Haha all through the mall felt like she can just whip around anywhere now so lame

[@EyeGlassTrainofMind]

But actually there are two equally valid versions of WW in the comics and now the movies reflect that. There's the one who uses sword and shield and there's the one who uses the lasso. You can actually look up the characteristic differences and it's pretty neat!

[@campbell8260]

The sword is too phallic.

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

Plot called for it. How can she get hurt is she got that shield? Superhero sequels really like making the hero struggle with their powers. Rami Spider-Man 2, Far From Home, and Wonder Woman 1984.

[@milestrombley1466]

Wonder Woman: "Remember when eveybody made wishes in 1984?" Justice League: "No."

[@worshipcatalyst1]

To be fair, 60% of the team wasn't born yet, and another 20% were children.

[@Doubletape2]

No one remembers cause the Flash movie will retcon everything

[@bohemianrhapsody6700]

Diana, remember when you learn how to fly? Diana on JL, BvS doesn't...

[@stepkickking9868]

@@worshipcatalyst1 Bruce was alive and well. He would’ve remembered 1984.

[@stepkickking9868]

I don’t think Patty Jenkins realises that Ben Affleck’s Batman is over 50 years old in Batman VS Superman...

[@noahsmith3434]

“Armor that would protec her from the whole world” Kitten rips it apart in 30 seconds

[@AdarshJon]

This thing bothered me so fucking much!

[@jefferyflood]

Then whilst it was sort of defending her she just strips off the wings and decides to drown the girl in a electrocuted water because she still wanted to be cool

[@deathsdoor07]

Why did she even need the armor. Also how did she get the armor? Wasn't the Amazonian wearing it while being attacked by the men?

[@dh5573]

well, she does possess the same power as Diana, you know, the god killer? more powerful than any other amazonian? plus, kitty claws.

[@senordd]

It protected her from getting electrocuted, even though her face was still exposed.

[@alina4619]

Was I the only one who saw Diana and 'Cheetah' interacting at the beginning of the movie and thinking damn....they got some good chemistry. I knew Steve was gonna come back, but for a moment I could see it.....the sapphic wonder woman story.....

[@bingus34]

Same

[@elfsieben1450]

I lowkey hoped for it to happen.

[@kaitospin3944]

That mall sequence was horrible! So by knocking off the surveillance cameras they will no longer have recordings in them?

[@YuliaUA27]

that what I thought)) logic is nowhere to be found in this movie.

[@dragonboner3753]

right, and then the little girl just walked towards wonder woman and the guys with guns and her mom doesn't stop her. So unrealistic.

[@__-lh8lb]

I wanted to puke when she did the 🤫 to the girl. It was so Cringy, I knew It wasn’t the Wonder Woman

[@calypso96]

I think the whole movie is so cringy. This is the cringiest movie I’ve ever seen.

[@GarysGrails]

I wish this movie was better, and I refuse to revoke my wish.

[@robs9237]

Your joke deserves a chef's kiss

[@natechenry]

I've seen only one person make this joke and that is you. You get my like

[@LuisSierra42]

I wish i would have made this comment earlier

[@WarrenCinco]

I think that was the monkey's paw. You wished it to be good, but turned out it wasn't.

[@kawonsuggs9595]

Wish granted

[@impatrickt]

I just can’t believe Pedro Pascal’s opening line was “I can’t talk I gotta poo”

[@rivaraptor4277]

This is the way

[@AtomMotherHeart]

@@rivaraptor4277 This is the way

[@ichisirus]

Pooping is part of my religion...

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Pedro pascal is moose

[@rickblaine9670]

Personally, I would've: 1) Made Hades the villain, which means no Dreamstone with all its convoluted mechanics. Hades simply comes to Diana and offers to revive Steve in exchange for her godly status and powers. 2) As you said, make the fact the Diana loses her powers the central point of the film. Like, she makes the deal and she immediately wakes up next to Steve (who's in HIS body) and without her powers. And she has to actually experience life as a human for a good portion of the film, like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2. It would've been doubly interesting for Diana, because her story is all about a goddess understanding humanity. The first movie was about her having a first glimpse of our nature, but still from her position of superiority. This one could've been her actually experiencing human life as one of us.

[@clickycrust]

I actually wanna see this movie now...

[@6-cats]

Hades the God of the underworld?! Yuck. Give it a break. The Guy was no evil. Just watch Hercules and Percy Jackson and clash of the titans instead. He was no evil.

[@rickblaine9670]

@@6-cats I know, I know, he's used way too much as a villain. It was just to say, use some entity from the Greek mythology with power over the underworld. Not necessarily Hades. I don't know, Medusa, Persephone, Circe. Anything but that damned Stone🤣

[@stepkickking9868]

Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman: “remember when everybody in 1984 made a wish?” Ben Affleck’s Batman: “I have no idea what you’re talking about”

[@R_A120]

Or Batman: Yeah I wished my parents back to life and they did for like 15 minutes, it was super fucked up and traumatising

[@Paritosh2646p]

When whole world is about to end what will you do????

[@warmarmot1]

@@Paritosh2646p I'd relax in bed with my doomsday shrooms.

[@blehh010]

@@R_A120 do Bruce's parents die so early? Judging by BvS, he was born in 78-83

[@timothytorigian7932]

@@blehh010 got em ha!

[@SaiyanShoto]

My first thought when everyone started revoking their wishes was that that one woman who had a heart attack isn't going to revoke her wish, she was dead during Diana's whole speech. So those people that got arrested and deported are gone forever lol

[@MrPropaMusic]

No she came back alive and revoked her wish because the guy already revoked his it’s not that hard to figure out just pay attention

[@rich6867]

Yep, LOL

[@SaiyanShoto]

@@MrPropaMusic where does that happen? Do you see it happen? Nope so there’s really no proof to what you’re saying. Plus the guy killed his wife so I’m pretty sure after she came back she would be pretty pissed and would not revoke her wish for that. It’s not that hard to figure out.

[@chadwickmccarty4944]

Ouch, that is something out of the Drumpf administration for sure.

[@TallicaMan1986]

@@SaiyanShoto Its obviously implied when it showed the guy Revoke his wish. God damn some of you dont even watch or listen because your minds were already made before watching the movie. If revoking a wish removed a 30 story wall in moments. Then a person who died from the wish is obviously going to come back. If you can Revoke your nuke wish after bukes were already launched. Then a person who died by wish is obviously coming back. If explosions disappeared mid explosion like nothing happened. A person who died by the wish is coming back. Also your hypothetical is just that. A hypothetical. Dude revoked his wish then she did too is a hell of a lot more plausible than what you just said.

[@MrSpatafrano]

So the nuclear weapons "Wished into existence" were magically destroyed... But what about the nuclear weapons that were launched in response and "not wished"? This and the the Trevor ghost possession were so confusing

[@Jogeta5]

Never addressed, I was literally waiting for the politicians and soldiers to self destruct the missiles... Such a basic thing went unnoticed.

[@sbi168]

If those wishes never happened then the responses to the wishes also never happened. Well that's what I got out of it....

[@MrSpatafrano]

@sbi168 I don't think this works. If we revert all the reactions to the wishes, when Max Lord renounces his wish, no One (except Diana and Barbara) could have made a wish. We create a whole bunch of new plot holes. The second act would not start. Trevor would still be "alive", because Diana renounces him only to stop Max. We are probably putting more though into this than the filmmakers.

[@sbi168]

@@MrSpatafrano I don't think it reverts all actions just the cause and effect, but I suspect you are right, putting too much thought into this. I found it escapist fun and had fun, if u try and apply logic to most movies they come apart so movies like this I switch off and have fun. It's all you can do.

[@MrSpatafrano]

@@sbi168 @sbi168 I think you are right, the film was ok and I suspended my disbelief most of the time. It's a corny 80'-like superhero movie. Just it didn't work for me about the nukes. It's a film set during the cold war.

[@Afr0Thund3r]

"It just makes no fucking sense", yea, this movie was pretty fucking bad. I knew it was gonna be shit when I saw her sliding across the floor in the mall, but what I got was BAD. Just show me Wonder Woman blocking bullets with bracelets and making scumbags admit the truth, holy shit, how do you fuck that up?

[@xuvial1391]

The mall action scene immediately made me question "Who is this movie for?", because that whole scene looked like it was made for 7 year olds. It was really bad in every way. Bad action, bad dialogue, bad acting, and bad cinematography. I was just laughing throughout that scene because it was so goofy and cringe at the same time.

[@edwardbrock3807]

200% agree.... i was like ok this has to be like the Johnny Cage intro from MK movie where its all an act and then our character gets into the REAL movie..... aaaaand nope, that was the real movie, i was like "hmmmmm, ok then"

[@wingchundragon]

Reminded me of the opening goofiness of Superman 3

[@kamikazemind327]

Yeah it made me think maybe they were trying to make it super campy for the 80s.

[@anandhugopan]

That heist scene made me feel like i was watching Home Alone for some reason.

[@Cooleepable]

And that was the best action scene in the movie...

[@drigodesousa]

Giving this movie a C- was extremely generous.

[@draekingston]

Aswerugahd.

[@jayfreeman5117]

@BODDEN BRIAN that’s his opinion.

[@runfacts8472]

Should had been D+

[@jimmytimmy3680]

Z-

[@truelovewontwait]

Agree. This movie makes you feel all sort of emotions for all the wrong reasons

[@somerandomguy1710]

Before watching WW84: I want Wonder Woman 3. After watching WW84: I renounce my wish.

[@zariellejohnson1689]

I still want one im just hoping it's actually good like the first one I almost renounced my wish

[@somerandomguy1710]

@Hunter Grover your comment deserves more likes than mine.😂😂😂😂😂

[@00J-Tone]

Let Zack Snyder weigh in and be the DCs version of Kevin Feige. I think at least that way there wont be random bs like what was in this movie. Idk how the director of 1 made it so terrible in 2

[@parting6]

I deserve an award I stayed up during this whole movie when everybody else want to sleep after Rich Christmas food

[@avanishdutta2658]

I deserve a nobel prize. I never saw it.