Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Spoiler Review

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Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann

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@lebronjames635
@lebronjames635 5 жыл бұрын
They should’ve written all three movies before making one of them
@Zeriel00
@Zeriel00 5 жыл бұрын
Let's just hire a bunch of women with no writing background and a puppet director instead, because Cathlyn Kennedy is in charge and the force is female
@EclecticMystic
@EclecticMystic 5 жыл бұрын
Or at least had an outline skeleton, so that the themes would work over 3 films.
@BonesSaw1979
@BonesSaw1979 5 жыл бұрын
@@EclecticMystic Pretty sure this is a lesson they will never forget...I'd even imagine the marketing for the next set will be "We really know where we are going to end it before we start"
@loading2112
@loading2112 5 жыл бұрын
isn't it a general knowledge that Abrams already created a storyline for the sequel trilogy? then Ruin Johnson came and ditched everything Abrams made to create his shitfest movie.
@BonesSaw1979
@BonesSaw1979 5 жыл бұрын
loading2112 there lies the issue. Changing midstream screws the outline
@annelisesunwall
@annelisesunwall 5 жыл бұрын
This trilogy was like a group presentation that the group members didn’t talk to each other about or plan before winging it in front of the class
@hadriangonzalez607
@hadriangonzalez607 5 жыл бұрын
You know even those have more consistency than these films.
@MichelleD10S
@MichelleD10S 5 жыл бұрын
I literally said this exact thing when I left the movie, it also felt like a debate between three people rather than a movie which was horrible
@withalittlehelpfrom3
@withalittlehelpfrom3 5 жыл бұрын
And somehow the same guy did the beginning and end, but actually contradicted his own beginning in the end!
@trinigirl86
@trinigirl86 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. This a thousand times.
@midnight-2021
@midnight-2021 5 жыл бұрын
They ripped off from so many movies in this trilogy and even ripped off from the original Star Trek TV series in the 1960s. This whole healing wounds is from an episode from an old Star Trek TV show back in the 1960s and we can also make the case that with Luke, Leia and Ben dying from the force with using force powers that they never used before caused them to die because of doing something that they never did before. In this same episode from this woman healing people in that old Star Trek episode she losses her own energy everytime she uses this and it destroyed her. JJ Abrams used these 2 ideas from Gene Roddenberry. Not a surprise since he worked for Gene Roddenberry in Star Trek starting with the next generation TV series.
@hpfusion8842
@hpfusion8842 5 жыл бұрын
*Spoilers* This movie would have been even better with a slight twist that Rey had actually died and Kylo Ren was the last skywalker left thus 'the rise of the skywalker'and that he was the one to return the lightsabers of Luke and Leia. Kylo Ren had the most interesting and developed arc over these movies out of everyone. He deserved a better ending.
@qweb7236
@qweb7236 5 жыл бұрын
👏🏻
@antonioruiz7629
@antonioruiz7629 5 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same exact thing. Rey’s sacrifice to end her grandfather would have been stunning. Kylo Ren could have atoned for his sins by resurrecting the Jedi.
@rainywoex5035
@rainywoex5035 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think so. Star Wars is about destiny and I think that Kylo Ren’s destiny was to sacrifice his life to save Rey so that she can continue the Jedi in the post-Skywalker era.
@fintan8145
@fintan8145 5 жыл бұрын
That would be way better, I thought it was stupid when Rey said she was a Skywalker
@markwilliams4221
@markwilliams4221 5 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. This was never going to happen though - Rey is female and there’s an agenda here.
@gbrow1604
@gbrow1604 4 жыл бұрын
SOMEHOW Palpatine returned. Funniest line of the movie.
@geetadhumane5793
@geetadhumane5793 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Oscar had to say this....
@Towkeeyoh
@Towkeeyoh 4 жыл бұрын
I personally would like to think that it wasn't scripted. Oscar was just thinking aloud. Agreeing with the audience as we rolled our eyes to the back of our heads.
@nathyngoss3132
@nathyngoss3132 3 жыл бұрын
Also most painfully accurate line of the movie...and most 4th wall breaking
@gbrow1604
@gbrow1604 3 жыл бұрын
@@vapo377 No one would have complained of the movie gave a good explanation.
@spaceace4387
@spaceace4387 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathyngoss3132 I don't know, when Han and Leia were talking about Kylo in TFA that was some pretty pathetic 4th wall breaking.
@osloschaller7251
@osloschaller7251 5 жыл бұрын
The sequel trilogy was more of a battle between two directors if anything.
@isgrinch1
@isgrinch1 5 жыл бұрын
OsloplaysOboe 22 If they would have brought another director besides J.J. who was capable of thinking about Star Wars beyond “isn’t Star Wars so fun and cool?!”, he (or she) could have expanded upon what TLJ was about and not felt personally offended that Rian didn’t make the sequel that J.J. would have made.
@1997residente
@1997residente 5 жыл бұрын
@@isgrinch1 yep. You can be professional. You don't need to like or dislike TLJ. Just be competent with the conclussion. Bring someone like Alex Garland or i don't know, someone Who is passionated and has storytelling skills. Just don't end for the sake of ending. Both TFA and TLJ (even Rogue one) felt like passion projects. Solo and this one feel like obligations.
@kboi1170
@kboi1170 5 жыл бұрын
@@isgrinch1 I completely disagree, if there was someone that *shouldn't* have been brought on board it was Rian Johnson. JJ set up the story with TFA but Rian completely disregarded everything he set up and wrote JJ into a corner with TLJ. Basically Rian completely disrespected everything JJ made, threw it out the window, then JJ tried his best to fix it with this last movie.
@lt.boltzmann4116
@lt.boltzmann4116 5 жыл бұрын
Treverrow was supposed to be the director but the higher up of the Disney they didn't like what he is doing for being "too risky" so they brought back Jar Jar as a safer bet.
@celaestisamory1834
@celaestisamory1834 5 жыл бұрын
@@kboi1170 why did they even ping pong between directors? And anyway j thought the writers of the GoT show were supposed to direct something Star Wars 😂
@GregCoconut
@GregCoconut 5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Ep9. - You think that character just died, wait 5 minutes.
@thelorax4790
@thelorax4790 5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars episode 9: 142 minutes of very predictable twists Edit: except for the lineage thing (kinda)
@mitzack
@mitzack 5 жыл бұрын
Felt like I was watching a Michael Bay Transformers movie in that sense!
@Dave-jr9sp
@Dave-jr9sp 5 жыл бұрын
@@mitzack Exactly!
@AdenaKaiba
@AdenaKaiba 5 жыл бұрын
Except if your name is Kylo/Ben, then F you. - JJ, probably
@Argosh
@Argosh 5 жыл бұрын
@Ganesh Iyer lol. Obvious troll is obvious.
@VagueGirl
@VagueGirl 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Adam Driver has been hospitalized by spinal fracture caused from carrying the sequel trilogy on his back since TFA
@Diana-ub8tl
@Diana-ub8tl 4 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie you had me at the first half 🤣🤣
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he was all that.
@Vic-Vega
@Vic-Vega 4 жыл бұрын
What??!! He literally PHONED IT IN in TRoS.
@teem9949
@teem9949 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks Adam Driver isn’t the best thing to happen to the sequel trilogy is either blind, deaf or very unintelligent
@Vic-Vega
@Vic-Vega 4 жыл бұрын
^Sez d00d who goes by the classy moniker "Ass Eater" on the Internet (also probably in the bedroom). *smdh*
@plcthelegacy4131
@plcthelegacy4131 3 жыл бұрын
"Starwars was one of the few things I could connect with my father on..." Wow, after seeing Chris' Jehovah's Witness video, this punches the gut even more. Stay strong Chris.
@CubingEncoded
@CubingEncoded 3 жыл бұрын
With context, all these small quotes make so much sense. It would be crazy to see Chris on something like JRE but his story is fascinating
@wyattmilliken3320
@wyattmilliken3320 3 жыл бұрын
@@CubingEncoded Why would you want a scumbag interviewing him?
@ernestkulyk5466
@ernestkulyk5466 3 жыл бұрын
@@wyattmilliken3320 Care to share some context?
@tirthchaudhari1847
@tirthchaudhari1847 2 жыл бұрын
@@ernestkulyk5466 no clue must be hater of jre
@WheresPoochie
@WheresPoochie Жыл бұрын
@@ernestkulyk5466 Chris grew up in a Jehovah’s Witness family and they generally frown upon most popular media; he was even nearly excommunicated due to having done a review on Thor since it was about a pagan character. Watch his full video on leaving the JW cult.
@spycheck
@spycheck 5 жыл бұрын
This movie is like that paper you procrastinate on and do it all the night before it's due.
@Lifewithemerson323
@Lifewithemerson323 5 жыл бұрын
spy check you forgot to add and after you finish watching 5 hours of tv then time to right a script man movie was bad.
@gocanuckurself1
@gocanuckurself1 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dra6ke
@dra6ke 5 жыл бұрын
spy check it's like Mass Effect Andromeda. BioWare spent so much time trying to make the game a certain way, and when they realized it couldn't be done they finally started working on the game in earnest. Only problem was, the game was due in like a year and a half so it was completely rushed and the story suffered.
@followtheflow2
@followtheflow2 5 жыл бұрын
And the ending felt like when the paper is due at 8am and it’s 6am. You’ve been writing all night and you bullshit your way through the last paragraph and conclusion because you just want to get it done and get a nap in before your first class. So you just say fck it and turn it in
@Jack10016
@Jack10016 5 жыл бұрын
spy check Sounds like Game Of Thrones Season 8 to me.
@MorphoComics
@MorphoComics 5 жыл бұрын
Your father HATES movies??? What an origin story you must have.
@RamWorkz
@RamWorkz 5 жыл бұрын
"NO Dad, I'm going to LOVE movies and you can't stop me!"
@lordoshower3478
@lordoshower3478 5 жыл бұрын
Morpho Comics Was your dad a sports guy or tv shows?
@TrueAnakinSkywalker
@TrueAnakinSkywalker 5 жыл бұрын
It's like Charlie and the Chocolate factory but with movies.
@israellai
@israellai 5 жыл бұрын
superheroes: dads are dead stuckmann: dad hates movies
@Alyek-s
@Alyek-s 5 жыл бұрын
Darth stuckmann da wise
@nobudgetreviewer
@nobudgetreviewer 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, the best part of the film was hearing Palpatine say “dewwit” again
@bluepearl_22
@bluepearl_22 5 жыл бұрын
I disagree. When Luke lifted his X-Wing with Yoda's theme playing in the background, I experienced an emotional breakdown that took me several minutes to recover from.
@Darkanent
@Darkanent 5 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud in the theater!!! :-)
@TbYolo
@TbYolo 5 жыл бұрын
@Lord Yak Nah that doesn't make the movie Top 5
@bakashinji
@bakashinji 5 жыл бұрын
@Lord Yak at least Han and Leia have another movie together as a couple..
@seantheurer3151
@seantheurer3151 5 жыл бұрын
And when he said “the dark side of the force can lead to many abilities that some consider.... unnatural”
@freetoplay1073
@freetoplay1073 3 жыл бұрын
Chris: My Father Hates Movies Me a year ago: Why? Me on Jan 11 2021: Oh I Understand Now
@Danjoker.
@Danjoker. 3 жыл бұрын
But I don't understand how his father loves Star Wars since they have different "religions" in Star Wars.
@freetoplay1073
@freetoplay1073 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheYCS08 just search up “Chris Stuckmann Jan 11 2021
@virtualworldaddict301
@virtualworldaddict301 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when these comments would start showing up.
@fabiancalderon6729
@fabiancalderon6729 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@virtualworldaddict301
@virtualworldaddict301 3 жыл бұрын
@@fabiancalderon6729 watch Chris's video on the jehova witnesses. It'll make sense after that.
@aydendugmore8721
@aydendugmore8721 4 жыл бұрын
The hardest part to believe about the twist is imagining Palpatine smashing cheeks
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 жыл бұрын
Ayden Dugmore Let the Hate flow in you.
@janbaan4024
@janbaan4024 4 жыл бұрын
I think Palpatine has an ability to make birth. I know for a fact it was somewhere in the lore.
@afribean3315
@afribean3315 4 жыл бұрын
Jan Baan you can use the force to impregnate people I belive (that sounds weird)
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 жыл бұрын
That means Anakin was created by Palpatine.
@afribean3315
@afribean3315 4 жыл бұрын
Toxic Masculinity Shock Syndrome Bunyan he was
@mikeylozada
@mikeylozada 5 жыл бұрын
Dad: Son, I hate movies. Stuckmann: No that’s not true, that’s Impossible!!!
@frod79
@frod79 5 жыл бұрын
Dad: I have the high ground, I hate cinema! Chris:You underestimate my power! *reviews Paul Blart mall Cop*
@Jptm26
@Jptm26 5 жыл бұрын
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
@jl2351
@jl2351 5 жыл бұрын
That’s not ture,that’s a lie
@Jptm26
@Jptm26 5 жыл бұрын
@@jl2351 you ruined it
@stgroupboss5522
@stgroupboss5522 5 жыл бұрын
Dulal tv
@lds_drive
@lds_drive 5 жыл бұрын
I think the worst thing about this trilogy is that they literally just made it up as they went along with no defined plot points.
@goldfishprime
@goldfishprime 5 жыл бұрын
And that can work, but it can't work when the first person sets something up, the second person says, "I don't like that" and disregards it and the first person comes back and disregards what the second person did. It's sad this is what we got after all this time.
@flyingscotsman32
@flyingscotsman32 5 жыл бұрын
LDS Drive agreed. It felt like Disney was trying to use the MCU model of “trust the artists” but they neglected to realize Kevin feige has a continuous thread that the artists then work within. They needed a clear framework and without it everything went haywire. Lots of wasted potential.
@InsuredFrames
@InsuredFrames 5 жыл бұрын
Except that Rey Palpatine was hinted at being one the entire trilogy, so no,
@DeadCell_XIII
@DeadCell_XIII 5 жыл бұрын
@@goldfishprime I agree with you 100% hope more people read you're comment. Rian Johnson is a damn idiot and should stick to whatever he was making before.
@sunwukong1443
@sunwukong1443 5 жыл бұрын
@Dutch Morgan wow what a great argument
@zackhayes1268
@zackhayes1268 4 жыл бұрын
I felt absolutely nothing when Rey pulled out the second lightsaber and pushed the emperors lightning back.
@jacookie9707
@jacookie9707 4 жыл бұрын
I lost part of my soul watching that scene specifically. I remember thinking about all of the major events in Star Wars, looking up at the screen and realizing that Rey raising one hand with a nonsense one-liner was the culmination and result of all that effort. Just couldn’t believe how dumb it was.
@sloppnbiscuiitz
@sloppnbiscuiitz 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacookie9707 factsss lol
@AviChetriArtwork
@AviChetriArtwork 3 жыл бұрын
Same. It felt like a badass line from a 90s film - like Speed.
@DeadKraken
@DeadKraken 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacookie9707 That scene is worthless and meaningless, a dumb rip-off of Avengers without any substance to it. I hate that they brought back Palpatine, BUT I would've forgiven that if the final fight against him had some meaning, if it had something different than the OT. I was expecting Rey and Ben to fight him together, using the Dyad's power or balancing Light and Dark in the Force or some interesting shit like that, instead we got nothing. Why did they even redeemed Ben and make him go to Exegol if they didn't want to use him in the final fight? lmao
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
@Corn_Pone_Flicks 3 жыл бұрын
They basically undid the victory of Anakin over Palpatine and giving his life for his son to replace it with a scene where the Emperor shoots himself in the face and dies. If you're going to overturn an ending, you kind of owe it to the previous film to replace it with something at least equally as good.
@Cannabinol
@Cannabinol 4 жыл бұрын
My fave part was when Rey killed chewie by mistake. Actually felt like, wow, that's a dangerous power with consequences. But then it was another 'gotcha'
@damboulton
@damboulton 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao her scream in that scene burst my ear drum
@ultramagnus1859
@ultramagnus1859 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad you need to learn Force Lightning and can’t just do it because you’re mad, so even before they revealed Chewie to be alive, it was annoying.
@Ray-dl5mp
@Ray-dl5mp 4 жыл бұрын
Movie had a chance to be good at that moment. But it went super safe and uninspired after that scene.
@Dingo-wk5ed
@Dingo-wk5ed 4 жыл бұрын
They even fucked their gotcha moment up. In the film they show Chewie alive like 5 minutes later. They should’ve waited until the Star Destroyer destroyer showed up Babbu Frik land and Rey sensed it. I say this because a few minutes after we see Chewie alive, all the characters hold hands and say “for Chewie” and I’m just sitting there like “He ain’t Dead dUm fuks”
@AzrialAlaria
@AzrialAlaria 4 жыл бұрын
@d You're supposed to use your fingers to type, not your head...
@stephenskinner7207
@stephenskinner7207 4 жыл бұрын
The Original Trilogy: When you have a vision, but barely the resources and leeway to bring it to life. The Prequel Trilogy: When you have a vision, but too much leeway and resources to do what you want. The Disney Trilogy: When you have no vision, no plan, but unlimited resources, and decide to play mad libs with it.
@delfin7461
@delfin7461 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect!! That sums it up exactly!!!
@oscaravalos9098
@oscaravalos9098 4 жыл бұрын
You're profile pic is a non canon character ;)
@zaphael7238
@zaphael7238 4 жыл бұрын
That’s too good! 😂 I’m trying to laugh as much as I can because I’m so pissed off at Disney and JJ Abrams for ROS. I’m hoping Disney will say these movies are no longer cannon.
@hakatapawa7115
@hakatapawa7115 4 жыл бұрын
@@oscaravalos9098 canon in our hearts
@ender7278
@ender7278 4 жыл бұрын
UUUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITEEEEEEED MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jonathanm2690
@jonathanm2690 4 жыл бұрын
21 marvel movies all interconnected beautifully and disney couldn't string together 3 starwars movies
@JDG-hq8gy
@JDG-hq8gy 4 жыл бұрын
When half of the 21 movies are mediocre who cares
@jacobobiora6110
@jacobobiora6110 4 жыл бұрын
Rudra Mazumder ha ha ha
@JodeyS
@JodeyS 4 жыл бұрын
Disney owns Marvel
@saswin2757
@saswin2757 4 жыл бұрын
Even though Disney owns marvel, its helmed by different people. Disney(Lucasfilm)-kathleen, marvel-Kevin. Fire Kathleen already.
@joeyditoiu7432
@joeyditoiu7432 4 жыл бұрын
K Ren bruh you just said when Disney kill somebody they stay fucking dead but the whole twist of this movie is that a character that died is brought back to life and is the main villain how are u this dumb
@oelaty9116
@oelaty9116 3 жыл бұрын
Chris talking about his dad hating movies is a lot darker now, for those who don’t know, Chris just recently came out about his background, his parents are Jehovah’s Witnesses and they look down on him for his passion (movies) especially as Chris left the religion and doesn’t support it at all
@goga.games18
@goga.games18 3 жыл бұрын
my friend was also jehovas witness but he loved movies and games his father didn't really cared in case he's Father was great guy so it depends on how attached they are to their religion.
@Herbao69
@Herbao69 3 жыл бұрын
Thank God he changed to Team Jesus 😘
@BarryHart-xo1oy
@BarryHart-xo1oy 6 ай бұрын
That must be a heavy thing to deal with.
@cmcg3738
@cmcg3738 5 жыл бұрын
Leia: “Rey... never be afraid of who you are.” Rey Palpatine: “I am Rey Skywalker.”
@matta6663
@matta6663 5 жыл бұрын
Who could blame her? If you basically had Hitler as your last name, you would change it too.
@UnfoundFilms
@UnfoundFilms 5 жыл бұрын
I think the idea is Palpatine was her name but she Skywalker is who she truly was
@cmcg3738
@cmcg3738 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ascencion Na, I would take the advice of my mentor, not be afraid of who I am, redefine my name & not take the easy way out.
@angelopueyygarcia43
@angelopueyygarcia43 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ascencion having Hitler as last name would be such a fucking meme.
@mranderson9533
@mranderson9533 5 жыл бұрын
Nidia Nora Cardenas Acevedo, Yeah, no, first of all is Sheev, and it’s his first NAME, Palpatine is his LAST NAME, so it’s Rey Palpatine.
@numbtoast7101
@numbtoast7101 5 жыл бұрын
Ep 8: Rey is a complete nobody Ep 9: well yes but actually no
@ronpetersen2317
@ronpetersen2317 5 жыл бұрын
Ben: It's true ... from a certain point of view Luke/Rey: A certain point of view???????
@RaikenXion
@RaikenXion 5 жыл бұрын
Yes they have gone back on that message too now, and JJ. Abrams is not the only one to blame here, Kathleen Kennedy is also for not understanding the lore and mythology of Star Wars or even the story laid out in this sequel trilogy. If she was so happy with what Rian did in Ep8, why she herself not even tell what JJ has done in Ep9 undoes what RJ did in Ep8!? And im not even a TLJ lover, i just find it laughable that TROS has even undone much of what TLJ did, because that movie undid the very mystery boxes TFA set up. So its all a miss-construed mess now.
@jme6036
@jme6036 5 жыл бұрын
She’s a nobody but her grandad is the most powerful person in the entire galaxy.
@numbtoast7101
@numbtoast7101 5 жыл бұрын
@@jme6036 they implied it as if she had no special bloodline
@mrcaboosevg6089
@mrcaboosevg6089 5 жыл бұрын
JJ had to try and pull the story back from the horse shit that was The Last Jedi
@nikodumitrescu3882
@nikodumitrescu3882 4 жыл бұрын
I swear Finn’s hairline has a better character arch than Finn himself.
@felathar1985
@felathar1985 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen the last movie but the previous ones he was like bad anime filler. Also Rose is garbitch, she's the JarJar of this saga.
@nikodumitrescu3882
@nikodumitrescu3882 4 жыл бұрын
Fabricio Osuna worse than jar jar imo
@felathar1985
@felathar1985 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikodumitrescu3882 yep. such a punchable face XD
@andremartinez5307
@andremartinez5307 4 жыл бұрын
@@felathar1985 she's definitely the weakest, but her being Jar Jar? I think that's a bit much lmao
@7theconqueror937
@7theconqueror937 4 жыл бұрын
Now he understands how people felt after watching that garbage movie TLJ
@moafu
@moafu 3 жыл бұрын
My father loved movies but hated Star Wars. God rest his soul.
@bruhmomento6691
@bruhmomento6691 3 жыл бұрын
Same here with my pops, maybe not completely hated it, but was definitely NOT a fan of the movies
@TheJediKenneth
@TheJediKenneth 3 жыл бұрын
My Dad enjoyed Star Wars a lot, but preferred Star Trek. He was not well enough to see The Phantom Menace and passed in 2002 before Attack of the Clones. I think Star Wars was one of those things that allowed my father and me to connect more.
@bruhmomento6691
@bruhmomento6691 3 жыл бұрын
@Lil_BB believe or not, kind of a pathetic comment
@bruhmomento6691
@bruhmomento6691 3 жыл бұрын
@Lil_BB who hurt you? lmaoooo this is sad
@bruhmomento6691
@bruhmomento6691 3 жыл бұрын
@Lil_BB nice troll comment, of course someone pinched your nerve, especially getting triggered by the words “may god rest his soul” lmaoo. Just stick to your “content” that garnered an embarrassing 300+ subs for the past 4 years with a whopping like/dislike ratio instead of shitting on someone, which I highly doubt you’ll do.
@ardysarraf3856
@ardysarraf3856 5 жыл бұрын
Finns consistent arch screaming at the top of his lungs “REY!!”
@bongisland2762
@bongisland2762 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY. It's IMPOSSIBLE. (EX: um, they had SCRIPTS, so even Boyega HIMSELF would say "uh, don't you think it starts to get too repetitious? Plus, can't i get some REAL lines??" There's NO POSSIBLE WAY this film could be THIS bad. (Not as bad as TLJ iMO, but really bad still.)
@Aaronnnnnn
@Aaronnnnnn 4 жыл бұрын
ikr he screamed someones name at least once per movie
@philippkoch662
@philippkoch662 4 жыл бұрын
Finn: Rey, before we die I have to say something to you.... Rey: What is it? Finn: REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!
@bridgetblanc2159
@bridgetblanc2159 4 жыл бұрын
@@philippkoch662 😂😂😂
@zestyjobe
@zestyjobe 4 жыл бұрын
I really want someone to make a cut of them all back to back XD
@kellyramirez7465
@kellyramirez7465 4 жыл бұрын
I wish this "trilogy" had been Kylo Ren's story. His almost redemption arc was the only good thing I actually was intrigued by. I lament at the loss of such a possibility.
@josephagar1005
@josephagar1005 4 жыл бұрын
Well, calling that the only good thing is a little much, but Kylo Ren was probably the best part of the trilogy.
@dpjsc01
@dpjsc01 4 жыл бұрын
If the sequel trilogy was Kylo Ren’s story from the very beginning it would of been way more enjoyable I guarantee
@CCH5
@CCH5 4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Greger There's Luke
@clarkstrange2142
@clarkstrange2142 4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Greger I do see where you’re coming from, restoring the Jedi order is something that Episode 6 led into. We see that Luke trains a new generation of Jedi but it’s all promptly burned down not even 30 years later. Sometimes that fact is a bit aggravating but overall I do enjoy the new trilogy for the most part. I really think the whole having different directors was not the best call and made the last movie less then it could’ve been. That being said, for the circumstances, I really quite enjoyed episode 9.
@joestriker8518
@joestriker8518 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo Ren works fine as a 2nd protagonist, Finn should have been the lead. He was easily the most likeable out of the three
@fandlpetroleum
@fandlpetroleum 5 жыл бұрын
Kylo Ren is the hero of this trilogy.
@laurenr1629
@laurenr1629 5 жыл бұрын
Rufus of UFOMG! Adam Driver reminds me of Ewan McGregor even though they weren’t always given the best lines they shine acting wise and both add depth to their characters
@loope9421
@loope9421 5 жыл бұрын
How??? He killed Han Solo and his character went nowhere!
@flamey223
@flamey223 5 жыл бұрын
Guadalupe Garcia watch the fuckin movie
@jooyoungkang3858
@jooyoungkang3858 5 жыл бұрын
SomeWeirdoPig YT at least he got coochie before he died
@natsudragion7790
@natsudragion7790 5 жыл бұрын
Kylo is a joke. His motivations as a character is hilariously bad over the trilogy
@DadBooom
@DadBooom 4 жыл бұрын
When you look at this trilogy as a whole, it's such a goddamn mess. There was no plan and the writer/directors didn't collaborate and make a coherent story. It's bloody painful.
@tlanca
@tlanca 5 жыл бұрын
When you have horses on a Destroyer, why not just tilt the ship?
@ztailsexternal371
@ztailsexternal371 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're a genius
@zalamael
@zalamael 5 жыл бұрын
Don't those ships have dozens of laser towers to allow them to shoot down incoming fighters/bombers? So yeah, just use those and rip the horses to bits.
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking "fly up! Into space! They will die!" But maybe if they moved as they were the focus for the entire fleet's navigation it might have messed up something.
@famousthaneus9810
@famousthaneus9810 5 жыл бұрын
@@zalamael Only issue with that is they'd run the risk of shooting tf outta their own ship.
@zalamael
@zalamael 5 жыл бұрын
@@famousthaneus9810 True, but what if those horses can go into hyperspace at any time and execute the Holdo manoeuvre? Better to kill them all really quickly, whatever the cost, in case they have a secret weapon up their sleeve that would justify their crazy tactics. Haha, jokes aside, I did think of that when I wrote my comment, but at the same time, I am no longer sure how shields work in Star Wars. It could be that their shields would protect them, it could be that they damage their own ship. To be honest, I am just being a cunt, I didn't watch The Last Jedi, and I wont be watching Rise of Skywalker either.
@GrinderMagee
@GrinderMagee 4 жыл бұрын
I heard they wrote 16 endings to this movie. I just never thought they’d keep em all in the theatrical release.
@NaeMuckle
@NaeMuckle 4 жыл бұрын
And here's this guy then this happens and remember that place and the death star and han and lando and wes.....
@shxchiy
@shxchiy 4 жыл бұрын
GrinderMagee Ok, so how do I unlock the good ending?
@diallobanksmusic
@diallobanksmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Burn
@abhinavwa28
@abhinavwa28 4 жыл бұрын
Fr gud ending go to bankok
@Rockstarrclarke
@Rockstarrclarke 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BenTheBeanYT
@BenTheBeanYT 5 жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for Kylo Ren and Adam Driver, this trilogy would’ve been dead right out the door
@ChrisbeFoSerious
@ChrisbeFoSerious 4 жыл бұрын
Oscar Isaac was great as well. Aside from those those two, every character is pretty stale.
@vricesee4027
@vricesee4027 4 жыл бұрын
This trilogy is dead , it only sells tickets because it's a disney movie and they're using the starwars name. Real fans as well as everybody knows this trilogy is garbage and not cannon
@BenTheBeanYT
@BenTheBeanYT 4 жыл бұрын
Vrice See you can’t just call others stupid or wrong for disagreeing with you. I get it, these movies aren’t the best, neither are the prequels. Don’t stay mad at people who enjoy these movies, protest to the creators who can actually change something. You can have your opinions and your head canon, just don’t attack others for their’s
@vricesee4027
@vricesee4027 4 жыл бұрын
@@BenTheBeanYT I'm not calling you dumb, I'm calling you wrong. These films are as dead as an expensive budget disney movie using a trademark name can be. They really couldn't have done worse
@cayels257
@cayels257 4 жыл бұрын
@@vricesee4027 that's just really incorrect. it's fine not liking a direction but saying it;'s dead because you didn't like it is idiotic. Disney has done so many great things with Star wars : mandolorian, Rogue one , clone wars coming back. Both Force Awakens and Last jedi are great movies on their own. the only thing missing was a ROADMAP. that's all
@markholle3450
@markholle3450 4 жыл бұрын
In 1977, I was 13 and Star Wars was a phenomenal experience. In 1980, I was out of the country when my friend sent me a letter that said "You're not going to believe what happened!" He was right with the Empire Strikes Back. When the credits rolled, I knew it was going to be another 3 damn years before I was going to find out what happens next with Return of the Jedi. Fast forward to 2015 when I am 51. They are bringing back Han, Leia, and Luke and it's like I am a kid again. They...never...appeared...together. Who could imagine someone deciding that?!! What a colossal let down that was. But Harrison Ford was great and Han was dead. In 2017, a bewildered 53 year-old me blurted out "What a hot mess" when the credits rolled. Luke was depressing and dead (and ironically, so was Carrie). In 2020, I managed to finally watch the Rise of Skywalker on Disney +. After seeing 3/4 of the movie, I was so bored and confused by all of the story arcs that I turned it off without finishing it. Can I have my childhood back?
@AFR0MAMBA
@AFR0MAMBA 4 жыл бұрын
Yes you can. Just watch The Mandalorian. It’s pretty decent.
@siborgproductions2422
@siborgproductions2422 3 жыл бұрын
What are your thoughts on the prequels?
@markholle3450
@markholle3450 3 жыл бұрын
@@siborgproductions2422 They give some depth to the story. I don't hate them like others do.
@siborgproductions2422
@siborgproductions2422 3 жыл бұрын
@@markholle3450 same here I’m not a fan of episodes 1 and 2 but I love episode 3 but I’d take episodes 1 and 2 over 8 and 9 any day
@bengough6955
@bengough6955 3 жыл бұрын
It's OK man, the original 3 is always there it has a complete story and despite all the extras you could always just watch those and none others. Nothing can take away what you experienced in the 80s
@AasaaL
@AasaaL 5 жыл бұрын
In the cinema, the guy on my left was soo happy and cheering, laughing and crying while the guy on my right was hating every second of it as if everything on the screen was pure nonsense. I found this funny.
@reno.rodolfo3089
@reno.rodolfo3089 5 жыл бұрын
Me too hahahs
@RajBauer
@RajBauer 5 жыл бұрын
I only remember awkward claps leaving TLJ. There was actually such a positive atmosphere watching RoS on that opening night which I never thought I would feel again
@RajBauer
@RajBauer 5 жыл бұрын
Luis Martinez walked out of RoS? None. Tbf no one walked out of my TLJ screening either but I remember over that 2 hr 30 mins people went from excited to shellshocked. I don’t think people were actually expecting much from RoS including myself so I was happily surprised with a half decent film 😂
@Liverpoolfc9karim
@Liverpoolfc9karim 5 жыл бұрын
Starr Wars VII : A New Hope ReAwakens Star Wars VIII : The Last Director Star Wars IX : The Rise of Damage Control
@DerekMoore82
@DerekMoore82 5 жыл бұрын
Best summary comment.
@zenmasterwannabe
@zenmasterwannabe 5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars X: Forget That Last One.
@mechajay3358
@mechajay3358 5 жыл бұрын
Sums up this Trilogy in a Nutshell
@musicalaviator
@musicalaviator 5 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams is a hack writer
@ringo1m
@ringo1m 5 жыл бұрын
@@musicalaviator he literally just save the shithole that was TLJ ... the fact that it even do this well at all is the testament of his good work. RJ have absolutely no idea how to make a sequel. You don't make a sequel to a movie by literally throwing their idea (as shit as it may be) out of the windows and try to make a new one ... That's not how you make a sequel, that's how you make another movie
@monetpetals86
@monetpetals86 4 жыл бұрын
Chris’ lack of energy while talking about this film is kinda heart breaking...
@dj4650
@dj4650 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” vibe
@jonathanm2690
@jonathanm2690 4 жыл бұрын
Not every review you watch on youtube has to be in an overly dramatic fashion... I guess you're the type of person that can't watch a movie unless it's at break neck speed with barney the dinosaur robbing banks and singing and jumping.
@dj4650
@dj4650 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan M is that on Netflix?
@karol1986
@karol1986 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I was really trying to like that film. I liked the previous two, despite many missteps, but this one failed at making all three a complete tale. I also agree with his point about watching these movies in the future. People will look at them from the perspective and will notice more and more elements that are out of place, red herrings and characters relations that leads nowhere. Original trilogy had a cast of unforgettable characters with distinctive personalities. New trilogy has... many characters, like Disney was throwing everything at the screen with hope that some of them somehow will "work". Unfortunately, even with cast of amazing actors, they couldn't bring anything interesting from these characters and their interactions seems very shallow and vague, the chemistry is barely there. And You can say a lot about the character of Luke, Leia, Lando or Solo, but... who is Poe? What kind of person is he? Can You describe what makes him an interesting character? How he change throughout these three films? Well, exactly. Its all painful to look at, because with this film You can clearly see there was no vision, no idea behind that trilogy and it was created on the go, during the production. They probably had some outline of the story but at this point Im not even sure what they had there... Btw, the only thing that brings any sort of life and joy to this film is Babu Frik, I literally had tears in my eyes every time he was on screen, becausee he represents the SW best qualities - something new, crazy, pure and somehow relatable (because its less CGI and feels like a real "person").. Why the rest of the picture is lacking this sense of adventure and discovery?
@jjoe7078
@jjoe7078 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanm2690 no. ive been watching stuckmann for ages. watch his reviews for ANYTHING star wars. he usually is filled with energy especially when hes talking about the original trilogy, watch any of his a plus reviews. watch his spiderman 2 review, his hilariocitys.
@OrphanedZombie
@OrphanedZombie 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like Revenge of the Sith (the only good prequel) more than any of the sequels.
@natejohnson5393
@natejohnson5393 4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@axelnilsson5124
@axelnilsson5124 4 жыл бұрын
It’s my favorite movie in the franchise
@Alpha-Darkset
@Alpha-Darkset 4 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the sith is God like compared to theses movies
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 4 жыл бұрын
I even liked Attack of the Clones better than Rise.
@natejohnson5393
@natejohnson5393 4 жыл бұрын
elfsong713 same lol
@kwoskjsnbsns8951
@kwoskjsnbsns8951 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is like when the teacher is coming around collecting homework and you just write some random answers before she comes around and hand it in
@trampotrav4350
@trampotrav4350 4 жыл бұрын
Air J's Unlimited I mean, it’s basically a copy of the top comment on this video
@richmusick4881
@richmusick4881 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, this made me laugh real good bro
@TheSpyChecker111
@TheSpyChecker111 4 жыл бұрын
@@trampotrav4350 he stole my comment. Thas me.
@jocastanu1047
@jocastanu1047 3 жыл бұрын
Using a really expensive pen.
@SamVarvodic
@SamVarvodic 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, that's actually pretty accurate.
@HypocritesExposd
@HypocritesExposd 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve just not cared about talking about _____” is exactly how Game of Thrones is now. It’s just not fun talking about it anymore. Now, Str Wars..... ughhhhhhhh
@davidh7088
@davidh7088 5 жыл бұрын
And yet here you are, talking all about it...
@davidh7088
@davidh7088 5 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Kroes that's exactly why I read these moronic comments pages.
@HeadCannonPrime
@HeadCannonPrime 5 жыл бұрын
time to get a new series. Watch The Witcher on netflix!
@zachfakelastname
@zachfakelastname 5 жыл бұрын
That's why you ignore the last season and only talk about the Mandalorion.
@notxvexorr4379
@notxvexorr4379 4 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Kroes because it's not new content or new stories. Greedy companies selling nostalgia
@Junsako
@Junsako 5 жыл бұрын
So, ultimately the whole point of the sequel trilogy was to kill off Han, Luke, and Leia
@LawDViera
@LawDViera 5 жыл бұрын
Julian McNeill the thing is they kinda had no choice except with Luke harrison didn’t want to be in anymore movies and Carrie passed away unfortunately
@LordCaedus-bl7wi
@LordCaedus-bl7wi 5 жыл бұрын
Julian McNeill and shit all over the original trilogy rip it off in a parody marvel comedy way and ruin anakins whole story. He turned because he couldn’t save loved ones Rey and kylos both do it with ease 🤦‍♂️😂 and emperor comes back after he redeems himself and killed him. Final nail in the coffin the sequels are cancer
@Im_trash_bruh
@Im_trash_bruh 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: “ I love money”
@AgedBacon
@AgedBacon 5 жыл бұрын
The thing is, it's exactly that. They needed to kill the old heroes so they could force their own new heroes and take over the saga. As long as Luke, Leia and Han were there, their new heroes would be no match. And they know they couldn't do whatever they want with the old heroes, the fans wouldn't accept it. They needed new heroes so they can write their own story.
@jacobhunter6891
@jacobhunter6891 5 жыл бұрын
The original trilogy killed off all the previous trilogy's heroes. Besides C-3PO and R2-D2, everyone dies by the end of ROTJ. Obi-Wan doesn't get any epic fanfare when he dies. He fights Darth Vader, and then surrenders once he realizes the fight is no longer important. And as for Yoda, he just dies of old age. They were just mentors. The original trilogy's story would not have had the same weight to it if the mentors didn't die. It gives the heroes more room to grow. It's part of the hero's journey.
@HelljumperRN
@HelljumperRN 3 жыл бұрын
"Listening to the fans" is an understatement. It feels like they straight up looked up fan theories, picked ones they liked, and built a movie around them.
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. But you know what's worse? Fans were begging for the Expanded Universe to return. So they used a story from the EU, which just so happened to be the ones fans mostly considered non-canon: Palpatine's return in Dark Empire. It was very similar to this movie: Palpatine transferred his spirit to a clone body while falling into the Death Star, and began work on evil plans from his secret world.
@darkmagicianfan3423
@darkmagicianfan3423 2 жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1 book was better
@vax.8491
@vax.8491 Жыл бұрын
this whole movie feels like a 15 year old's wattpad fanfiction. its atrocious.
@INFILTR8US
@INFILTR8US Жыл бұрын
Filmmakers aren't obligated to listen to "the fans". If you don't like someone's art, then go find other art you do like. Simple.
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Жыл бұрын
imagine how bad the orginal movies would have been (ahem, movie,) if Lucas had done that. corporate idiots.
@charliedawson4877
@charliedawson4877 5 жыл бұрын
_"Its a little fan moment"_ is this entire film.
@vjukz4427
@vjukz4427 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo ren is the best thing in these movies.
@martinlutherkingjr.2993
@martinlutherkingjr.2993 4 жыл бұрын
Luke that was the only thing good about this movie lol
@mjman3059
@mjman3059 4 жыл бұрын
I liked him when it started out and thought he had potential but by episode 9 I was tired of seeing Darth Emo. Then the knights of ren turned out to just be his edgy friends who had no significance. Finn had the most potential but his character was treated very poorly.
@rogueveteran77
@rogueveteran77 4 жыл бұрын
Weren't the Knights of Ren called ghouls by a stormtrooper in Kylo's ship?
@81artmonk
@81artmonk 4 жыл бұрын
IMO the best part of the movie and the only REAL thing in it was the reaction of Chewie to the death of Lea. It's the only scene with any true substance and emotion taking from all the movies in the franchise.
@81artmonk
@81artmonk 4 жыл бұрын
@@pgerss3413 Rey isn't a Skywalker which makes this movie even more absurd
@TheWinterShadow
@TheWinterShadow 5 жыл бұрын
POE and LANDO scene. Poe: How did you do it? Lando: We had better writers.
@JohnnyRamRod
@JohnnyRamRod 4 жыл бұрын
FACTSSS.
@quintustheophilus9550
@quintustheophilus9550 4 жыл бұрын
Metaaaaaaaaaaaa
@discomutt1503
@discomutt1503 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit.
@Beatness121
@Beatness121 4 жыл бұрын
and actual creative integrity
@pad9x
@pad9x 4 жыл бұрын
Batman & Superman: TRIGGERED
@AmateurSpaceman
@AmateurSpaceman 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Chris. You hit the nail on the head on how this movie diminishes its own trilogy, and the preceding ones. The problem with Palpatine's return is it changes the entire 9 movie arc from the Skywalker saga into the Palpatine saga, and the first 6 movies' arc, the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin through his children, winds up being completely meaningless.
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Жыл бұрын
I never understand how people can be saying. Wasn't anakin's redemption meaningful to him? doesn't that count for anything?
@connervaluch1058
@connervaluch1058 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake with the trilogy was using two different directors.
@LASAGNA_LARRY
@LASAGNA_LARRY 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah wtf. No wonder it had no cohesiveness. If J J Abrams directed all 3, I’m sure it would’ve been way better...
@danieldabrowski1344
@danieldabrowski1344 5 жыл бұрын
In original trilogy they have been three directors
@Dylan-fd5fd
@Dylan-fd5fd 5 жыл бұрын
The number one reason 100%
@martinbuhrer3893
@martinbuhrer3893 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dabrowski They had three different directors, but they were written by the same guy. The problem with the sequel trilogy was that there wasn't one big outline of the story.
@nelliekat403
@nelliekat403 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dabrowski Lucas was in charge, it was his story. Rian and JJ went in different directions and JJ’s movie canceled Rian’s in many aspects and vice vicera.
@lexus99cl
@lexus99cl 5 жыл бұрын
All Finn lines in the movie....."Woooooooooooo", and "Reeeeeeeey"......and wooooooooooooo
@haydengarinduchesne9269
@haydengarinduchesne9269 5 жыл бұрын
C Love I said that in a post on another video . Love John Boyega but that gave him very little to do here beyond sweat , pant and shout predominantly Reeeeeeeeeey 😡
@lexus99cl
@lexus99cl 5 жыл бұрын
@@haydengarinduchesne9269 just like jon snow only said 1 thing all season 8
@haydengarinduchesne9269
@haydengarinduchesne9269 5 жыл бұрын
C Love ❤️ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@JavaCake
@JavaCake 5 жыл бұрын
C Love REEEEE
@Romans8-9
@Romans8-9 5 жыл бұрын
Finn token black guy, confirmed.
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 5 жыл бұрын
We all know that Palpatine wasn't supose to be in this movie.
@Minecraftandcompany
@Minecraftandcompany 5 жыл бұрын
paco ramon Snoke as the leader of the “sith people” as opposed to the “sith” would’ve worked well to give a real meaning to the trilogy while not discrediting the OG trilogy. So I def agree with you.
@Saint-ko6bw
@Saint-ko6bw 5 жыл бұрын
Well, you can blame Rian Johnson for that
@Woozie87
@Woozie87 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody well I’m sure that after Rian tossed the script that JJ gave him, he figured Disney would just write n actual sequel to Last Jedi... Sadly everything Rian Did in Last Jedi was Retconned by Disney and JJ. I didn’t agree with all Johnson’s views on The meaning of Star Wars for me personally. But you can’t just retconned everything the guy did just because there was a divide in the fan base... should of just stuck to Johnson’s themes and made sequel to Last Jedi... seems like Disney got scared and back tracked a lot of Rians story themes and arcs that he set up for the third one... once a house is half built you don’t just build the rest of the house in a different fashion because your having second thought about what you have done so far... you committed so you should lay in the bed you made... not throw out the bed and say that was the whole plan lmao
@TheJrade
@TheJrade 5 жыл бұрын
@@Woozie87 Disagree. They retconned what he did because what he did was retarded. Hux being right out of Spaceballs, Leia Poppins, lightspeed as a weapon, I just wish they could have just said the entire movie didn't exist
@schiele8275
@schiele8275 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJrade He was talking about themes then you go ahead and nitpick. Very nice
@darynkatano
@darynkatano 4 жыл бұрын
The most embarrassing thing about this movie is Kylo's line "I didn't lie to you. They were nobody", because Kylo never said that. Rey said it. It's painful to watch.
@dadocta5168
@dadocta5168 3 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't Kylo be the next Supreme Leader after he betrays Snoke? What's the point of Palpatine he just going to backstab him like he did with Snoke?
@BanesBasement
@BanesBasement 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he never bothered to correct her after she said that, and continued with “they sold you for drinking money” so he might as well have said they were “nobody” himself.
@MetalSandman999
@MetalSandman999 3 жыл бұрын
He did say "you come from nothing" as well. He clearly was affirming her conclusion. JJ's dialgue in thr attemot to retcon that was just terrible lol
@gkroll8467
@gkroll8467 2 жыл бұрын
So the rebels win and 30 years later things go to shit typical when liberals tin things California n y Chicago rebuke and are weak scumbags too
@dogger1978
@dogger1978 5 жыл бұрын
Identity theft is not a joke Rey, millions of midichlorians suffer every year.
@747lch
@747lch 5 жыл бұрын
Epic and original reference bro 🤣🤣🤣
@BoomstickAsh
@BoomstickAsh 5 жыл бұрын
Lol ok Dwight 😆
@3ZER0
@3ZER0 5 жыл бұрын
Bravo, sir
@Frizel360
@Frizel360 5 жыл бұрын
MICHAEL!!!
@user-qj9en1kp1m
@user-qj9en1kp1m 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking ghost adoption papers, but man! 😂
@LuMartinez001
@LuMartinez001 5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy's BIGGEST sin was to not sit down and have a plan for the trilogy like Feige is doing with Marvel.
@alphatrion100
@alphatrion100 5 жыл бұрын
Lucas had a plan for 3 movies but she and Disney chose to ignore him
@tekus89
@tekus89 5 жыл бұрын
To which Marvel trilogies are you referring to?
@tstchief7763
@tstchief7763 5 жыл бұрын
@@tekus89 I don't think it's a trilogy but more like mcu as a whole
@MichaelSmith-rn6pq
@MichaelSmith-rn6pq 5 жыл бұрын
alphatrion100 Lucas was making shit up in the OT as he was making it
@albertrand71
@albertrand71 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The amount of planning they put into the Marvel films and how they all interconnect was phenomenal. What they seem to have done with Star Wars was to say "let's throw this all into the air and see where it lands". And no surprise, it was a total mess.
@edgar541
@edgar541 4 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when they kissed and he died. It felt like watching a bad Romeo and Juliet.
@TDK538
@TDK538 4 жыл бұрын
I facepalmed so hard due to Reylo fan fiction.
@awheeler1456
@awheeler1456 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw it and I did the same thing!!
@adamwallacefineart3407
@adamwallacefineart3407 4 жыл бұрын
I was shouting in the cinema, kiss for Christ sake... kiss, you sexy force hipsters.
@75JUNAKI
@75JUNAKI 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Wallace Fine Art Y?
@adamwallacefineart3407
@adamwallacefineart3407 4 жыл бұрын
@@75JUNAKI It's not just realistic physics the SW universe has lacked up until now, but chemistry also. It's the one new and redeemable elements to the whole sequel saga.
@gordo_cabron
@gordo_cabron 3 жыл бұрын
Now we know why his father hates movies... I'm so sorry about what Disney has done...
@TheGoldSwordSquad
@TheGoldSwordSquad 5 жыл бұрын
No matter what people’s reactions for this movie are I think we can all get hyped for the true conclusion to Star Wars. Lego Star Wars the Skywalker saga
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 5 жыл бұрын
If anything Lego games can make bad things a lot better. I’m 19 and I still enjoy those games time to time.
@andrewbullard623
@andrewbullard623 5 жыл бұрын
Preach
@majorastorm
@majorastorm 5 жыл бұрын
Battlefront II is good also. No loot boxes, Clone wars Era is better than Ever, they just added new reinforcements for the Sequel era as well
@bbcraz1226
@bbcraz1226 5 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of great taste
@gr8esthandleever
@gr8esthandleever 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one is looking forward to Kevin Feige's star wars movie.
@androssteague
@androssteague 5 жыл бұрын
This movie pulled way too many punches. Everything almost happens. C3PO ALMOST loses his memories. Ben ALMOST dies by Rey. Chewy ALMOST dies by Rey. Rey ALMOST dies. There was no finality to some things that they implied were going to be final.
@melissaschram2489
@melissaschram2489 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. C3PO shouldn't have gotten his memory back and Rey should've stayed dead.
@themusicplug6747
@themusicplug6747 5 жыл бұрын
C3PO lost his memory what you talking about
@cedbanani
@cedbanani 5 жыл бұрын
Ben does die. So does Leia.
@androssteague
@androssteague 5 жыл бұрын
@@cedbanani he does, but not from Rey
@JokerCrowe
@JokerCrowe 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. You actually hit nail on the head for what I think about the movie: wasted potential and half-measures. I think it's a combo of Disney and JJ himself: "we can't have this beloved character (c3po) change irrevocably in the last film! Rey is a hero to so many people she can't die. Chewey can't die, we need to give him a medal so fans will be happy" I want to see the film Rian Johnson would have made, I think it would feel less "Disney" and "half-measure".
@bangobuck8722
@bangobuck8722 4 жыл бұрын
“You almost had something really great but then you didn’t do anything with it” Pretty much this entire trilogy summed up
@scnoz1430
@scnoz1430 4 жыл бұрын
PunchFor Pound the second movie ignored key concepts from the first movie and the third movie went out of the way to shit on the second movie. This trilogy isn’t baked at all. It’s fucking raw.
@markjackson2924
@markjackson2924 4 жыл бұрын
i wanted to see luke kick ass as a master with an apprentice by his side....but there goes that opportunity forever
@33Dannyb
@33Dannyb 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone wanted to see that. Rian Johnson knew that everyone wanted to see that. That’s why he was salivating at not giving us what we want.
@ryankirk2180
@ryankirk2180 4 жыл бұрын
Doesnt everyone see George Lucas‘ genius plan?!?! Sell Star Wars to Disney so people will appreciate the prequels!!!
@wiredupretro
@wiredupretro 4 жыл бұрын
It was a setup from the beginning
@masterdjgus
@masterdjgus 4 жыл бұрын
It worked for me. Definitely
@0Fyrebrand0
@0Fyrebrand0 4 жыл бұрын
No one put a gun to George Lucas's head and made him sell off his "artistic vision" for money. It's not like he needed the cash, either -- he was already one of the richest people on the planet. At best, I will grant him the benefit of the doubt that he realized he'd lost his touch, the original trilogy was a fluke, and that he no longer knew how to make a quality film. So he accepted a pay-out and shrugged off the burden, to let someone else take the blame. I never want to hear another word about Star Wars from this insufferable hack, like what he would have done differently, etc. He made his bed. He SOLD his bed. I don't give a fuck what he dreams about now.
@cxlxmbvs4535
@cxlxmbvs4535 4 жыл бұрын
@@0Fyrebrand0 My nigga, you good?
@maximuscryptosx9424
@maximuscryptosx9424 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas was sick of the toxic fanboys.. well played George .. lol
@davidsumner7604
@davidsumner7604 4 жыл бұрын
The most involving and emotional part of this movie was Chewbacca's reaction to Leia having died. It feels real and unscripted in the way that I wish the rest of the movie could have been.
@KaizerSozaye
@KaizerSozaye 4 жыл бұрын
David Sumner But why did Leia hug Mary Rey Sue instead of Chewbacca when Han Solo was killed???
@shogunfox7141
@shogunfox7141 4 жыл бұрын
Mehh. He should have just shrug it off like Leia did to him after Han died. She just ignored him and hugged Rey. I was very offended by that.
@nelsonwilliams6006
@nelsonwilliams6006 4 жыл бұрын
Facts I felt that dude, plus Kylo with Han
@causmosis
@causmosis 5 жыл бұрын
Who the hell thought making a trilogy without a detailed plan laid out ahead of time would work well?
@darthmummy7889
@darthmummy7889 4 жыл бұрын
Money milking Disney
@ex548
@ex548 4 жыл бұрын
And the original 3 episodes...
@cyrisc-s2793
@cyrisc-s2793 4 жыл бұрын
X1 _ George Lucas had a plan tho. He had a start to finish idea.
@0Fyrebrand0
@0Fyrebrand0 4 жыл бұрын
Basically anyone who ever made a trilogy of movies.
@0Fyrebrand0
@0Fyrebrand0 4 жыл бұрын
@@cyrisc-s2793 Like the "plan" to set up romantic involvement between Luke and Leia, then turn around and decide they were siblings after the fact? Oops!
@nathyngoss3132
@nathyngoss3132 4 жыл бұрын
"Almost had something really great you just didn't do anything with it" is the pitch perfect description for this movie.
@officialthomasjames
@officialthomasjames Жыл бұрын
The trilogy as a whole honestly.
@benjaminfoote3409
@benjaminfoote3409 5 жыл бұрын
He's not even wearing a Star Wars shirt or has Star Wars merch in the background. They really hurt him.
@davelouie131
@davelouie131 5 жыл бұрын
It was a good film, it's the best in the new trilogy in my opinion. The Critic's are exaggerating. Its better than the phantom Menace in my opinion because to me the phantom menace all ways was kid Goku on cloud ☁ Nimbus to me. It was way better than Tim Burton 2001 Movie planet of the apes film. The rise of skywsker is a enjoyable film but it did have a rocky start but the movie definitely gets good after that. I would love to see a animated series about Luke jedi school and how he became the luke we see in the last jedi. I would also like to see another animated series that takes place between the last jedi and the rise of skywalker. I would love to see a live action 🎬 cantina series similar to the tv 📺 show Firefly with a dash of magic to it and another TV show about Rogue Squadron similar to BattleStar Galactica feel with a dash of magic and flash Gordon mix together. I want a Knights of the Old Republic movie 🎥 or Live action 🎬 TV 📺 show. It better have a developed story, it better explore the Lore, and they better take your time and build up this world 🌎. Explore the mythology of knights of the old republic.
@Gabby-D-Wood
@Gabby-D-Wood 5 жыл бұрын
@@davelouie131 I disagree
@CaptainFracture
@CaptainFracture 5 жыл бұрын
Dave Louie um no lol just because you like it and you label everyone else’s negative reaction as “overreactions” doesn’t make yours suddenly a fact. This trilogy was a mess and this movie was just cleaning up the shitty writing this trilogy had altogether
@benjaminfoote3409
@benjaminfoote3409 5 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Calm down.
@DagoRuiz
@DagoRuiz 5 жыл бұрын
@J.L.W 😂
@Deathcardcodwaw
@Deathcardcodwaw 5 жыл бұрын
Wait so Kylo is dead, gone, not coming back ever? He was the only character I enjoyed seeing through out each film.
@dayburks
@dayburks 5 жыл бұрын
He died sacrificing his life for rey because he was in love with her but the way it was done was pretty dumb
@RishiShahSays
@RishiShahSays 5 жыл бұрын
If they can bring palpatine back.... they can bring Kylo back too
@skeltaldelegate5408
@skeltaldelegate5408 5 жыл бұрын
@@RishiShahSays because no ones ever really gone
@Sheilaalien
@Sheilaalien 5 жыл бұрын
And Disney knows this, they have a poll on their website starwars dot com, and out of 10,000 people, 91% were looking forward to seeing Kylo the most, Rey was at 3%...
@Sheilaalien
@Sheilaalien 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreekGeekMovieReviews That would require a competent write-director, the likes of which Kathleen Kennedy would not hire.
@kevin-iq1bi
@kevin-iq1bi 5 жыл бұрын
Adam driver must be tired of carrying the franchise
@LizzieSnnow
@LizzieSnnow 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't go to the European Premiere. Rumor has it he was in the ER getting meds for his back.
@Twist_S
@Twist_S 5 жыл бұрын
You mean the trilogy
@Ineedgames
@Ineedgames 5 жыл бұрын
@@LizzieSnnow I heard he doesn't like watching him self on screen.
@LizzieSnnow
@LizzieSnnow 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ineedgames Yeah I know he gets bad anxiety from it. I was just joking :)
@lindseycain346
@lindseycain346 5 жыл бұрын
With those broad shoulders? Nah, I bet he doesn't even break a sweat 😂😂😂
@Sagittariuz912
@Sagittariuz912 4 жыл бұрын
Man if only Rey were there to save Qui-Gon...
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 4 жыл бұрын
Rey wasn't even born yet
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 4 жыл бұрын
Right? It's now super insulting that Qui Gonn had to die and then Rey is like, "look guys, I invented Force healing!" out of nowhere.
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 4 жыл бұрын
@@elfsong713 yeah but but Grogu did force healing way better than Rey.
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 4 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 I love Baby Yoda and everything that he does! I totally buy him Force healing though because, as far as we know, using the Force is something innate to that species. But for some reason, Rey being able to do everything perfectly for no reason just makes her unlikable. (I don't care if she was a Palpatine. Luke's father was Vader and he f*cks up all the time!)
@mikeclarke5732
@mikeclarke5732 3 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 Grogu had years of training and passed out immediately afterwards Rey just does with zero consequences
@lemiken4560
@lemiken4560 4 жыл бұрын
"No road map" If only Disney could use a wayfinder for their own story.
@barak-rocky-giles2081
@barak-rocky-giles2081 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly... I blame George Lucas for not putting someone in charge that actually likes Star Wars. He's the reason why Kathleen Kennedy is there.
@suprchickn7745
@suprchickn7745 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant moment!
@lemiken4560
@lemiken4560 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Zhao They can use the one they stabbed George with.
@sealionstudios8597
@sealionstudios8597 4 жыл бұрын
Whoooaaa!
@thefilmrookie3099
@thefilmrookie3099 4 жыл бұрын
Lemiken the thing is too me, the force awakens and the last Jedi are very smooth and complement each other. it’s just the rise of skywalker that messed it up. Don’t hate it but I can see why people don’t like the rise of skywalker.
@cowseverywhere7877
@cowseverywhere7877 5 жыл бұрын
When Rey defeated Palpatine and collapsed on to the floor and Kylo finds her lying there dead, I fought that was it for her and that Kylo would continue fighting for the light side in her honour. In my opinion, that would have more appropriate and powerful scene if they had done that instead of Kylo sacrificing himself to save her.
@metallicmonkey4519
@metallicmonkey4519 5 жыл бұрын
Kylo had done far too much damage to the galaxy and killed too many people for him to succesfully do that. I think they redeemed Kylo the best they could.
@VenturePictures
@VenturePictures 5 жыл бұрын
agreed!! that would of been perfect
@Arlo5.13
@Arlo5.13 4 жыл бұрын
Cows Everywhere!! Exactly! He has to live with his actions against the universe and try to reverse that now and...you know, ACTUALLY REDEEM HIMSELF! I think just having a character sacrifice themself and die to redeem them is so tired for me. Kylo seeing Rey die, the person who was the main catalyst for bringing him back to the light, would carry so much weight. Hell, HE’S A BLOOD RELATED SKYWALKER SO IT WOULD BE AN ACTUAL RISE OF SKYWALKER RATHER THAN REY JUST TAKING A NAME. I know this isn’t a popular opinion, but I really liked the last Jedi. I’ll concede its flaws, but seeing this movie invalidate so much of that movie was just sad to me. There just seemed to be no clear direction for these movies. After TFA, it felt like Johnson said “we’re doing this!” and then Disney after seeing the backlash and throwing him under the bus said, “haha, no were not, see everything’s okay now!” In reality, it just makes so much of these movies filler to an aimless and disappointing result 😢
@GreafefoRg
@GreafefoRg 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they need more marketing material and toys
@FredrickMJones
@FredrickMJones 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo died when Rey saved his life.
@jeff-li2jo
@jeff-li2jo 4 жыл бұрын
At least my guy acknowledged kylo his character arch is definitely underrated
@Kakyyoin
@Kakyyoin 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Kurian underrated? That’s all people are talking about?
@hylash5444
@hylash5444 4 жыл бұрын
It's not underrated at all, is the only good part of the movie
@creativeguy1138
@creativeguy1138 4 жыл бұрын
The story of the entire new trilogy is an absolutely ramshackle mess.
@trampotrav4350
@trampotrav4350 4 жыл бұрын
Is there even a story?
@markholle3450
@markholle3450 4 жыл бұрын
On a positive note, the bad lip-reading videos are comedy gold. "A pickel?..."
@WiscoMTB37
@WiscoMTB37 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked Kylo the most
@annubis02
@annubis02 5 жыл бұрын
The last fight was literally the Harry Potter scene where his parents come out of the wand to help him, both die, both come back, the villain in both just evaporates 😂
@flemdisch8690
@flemdisch8690 5 жыл бұрын
annubis02 yes! Christ I thought the same thing!
@NickThorbjørnsen2207
@NickThorbjørnsen2207 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck good point.
@fredsmith1970
@fredsmith1970 5 жыл бұрын
I literally had that same conversation immediately after watching the film. :)
@franleplant
@franleplant 5 жыл бұрын
Add some Avengers: Endgame bits to it
@XavierZazi
@XavierZazi 5 жыл бұрын
@@franleplant they literally took the "and I am Iron Man" line
@vortiger6260
@vortiger6260 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the special effects, that’s about it. The lightning scene was sick.
@johnnolan2356
@johnnolan2356 4 жыл бұрын
The effects of this film are almost second to none. Part of the reason I loved the film so much was because I legitimately felt like I was in a different world with it.
@bongisland2762
@bongisland2762 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnolan2356 there were some SERIOUS problems in these categories too. EX: when the lightning scenes are happening, you can clearly see how Palpatine and Rey's faces are just some strobing lights set up around them. CRAZY how amateurish that was. The shots of lightning were fine, but the close ups of the actors has really clunky lighting effects to fake lightning flashes that are random.
@johnnolan2356
@johnnolan2356 4 жыл бұрын
BONG ISLAND I think the way JJ shoots his films, he wanted it to look that way. He’s very inspired by Spielberg and sometimes they create these scenes that will blend practical with visual effects and even if they don’t look perfect, that’s sorta what they’re going for. I noticed that but I think it worked pretty well in the whole grand scheme of things.
@Sprottel_SFM
@Sprottel_SFM 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda gave me epilepsy after a minute or two
@benjamincox4211
@benjamincox4211 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Layton-bunday the effects were good. The editing was great. Nothing else was remotely good
@Inatci6
@Inatci6 3 жыл бұрын
Replace Palatine with Plagueis, Rey turns dark and Kylo redeems himself killing them would have made a better trilogy.
@chloemorgan9098
@chloemorgan9098 3 жыл бұрын
Good shout, especially the latter of the 2 idea's
@JS-vj3to
@JS-vj3to 5 жыл бұрын
Palapatine - “i can teach you how to save people from death if you join the sith Anakin” *cant do it* 40 years later Rey/Kylo - “I can do dis”
@nicobones9608
@nicobones9608 5 жыл бұрын
He fulfilled the dream of the Sith. The one good thing about the Sith was their desire to save those they loved from death. Kylo Ren became their ideal, and in so doing gave something back to the galaxy.
@melissaamlung786
@melissaamlung786 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine just didn’t teach Anakin this skill. He manipulated him.
@Radb707
@Radb707 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicobones9608 Bullshit. That was a lie that Palpatine told him. The path to healing was always through the light side. Ben Solo saved the one he loved from death by embracing the light. Also possibly it worked because of the force dyad thing. Saving YOURSELF from death is the dream of the Sith, which is what Palpatine found.
@IIBloodXLustII
@IIBloodXLustII 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicobones9608 The Sith are also selfish by nature and would never give their own lives to save someone from death. The funny thing is that the power to heal has been in the EU for... basically forever. Nobody complains when you can heal in Knights of the Old Republic.
@ggambino9130
@ggambino9130 5 жыл бұрын
Stop taking this trilogy seriously its fucking stupid!!
@IKIGAIofficial
@IKIGAIofficial 5 жыл бұрын
every star wars fans review of this movie feels like a group therapy session.
@Megaproductions302
@Megaproductions302 5 жыл бұрын
IKIGAI not mine. Because I don’t give in to the hate and don’t let other bully me on my stance on these movies. It feels as if many KZbinrs now who also may have liked the sequels are now feeling down after 2 years of possibly harassment and being labeled as shills publicly. I mean hell have you seen how many shitty comments Chris had from his thoughts on the Last Jedi? People should be respectful of others opinions but in the Star Wars community it’s apparently blasphemy to not share the same opinion as everyone else which makes it not fun to talk about Star Wars anymore like Chris said. The fandom has ruined the experience for everyone.
@neonx8156
@neonx8156 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao right
@neonx8156
@neonx8156 5 жыл бұрын
Like wtf did they think 😂😂 Disney bought it
@IKIGAIofficial
@IKIGAIofficial 5 жыл бұрын
@@Megaproductions302 your opinions are just as valid as theirs though.
@diegokaqui60
@diegokaqui60 5 жыл бұрын
@@Megaproductions302 the guy didn t really got much flag for his opinion. Hell people disagreed with him but didn t really bullied him. It was quinton and ihe who got more flag because they shat on the people that disliked the movie. Stuckman and the nostalgia critic didn t really suffer any attacks.
@Trunks1200
@Trunks1200 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what they expected to happen when they got the writer of Batman Vs. Superman to team up with the man notorious for being unable to wrap up a series in a satisfying way.
@Joshcoshbagosh
@Joshcoshbagosh 5 жыл бұрын
the guy also wrote Argo. I feel so bad for him tbh. Got stuck with these mediocre blockbuster projects. Dude was a respected name in Hollywood and considered a very talented writer before BvS
@putinscat1208
@putinscat1208 5 жыл бұрын
Well, a bunch of scenes that completely defy physics, and people that can fly 40 feet and not get hurt. I think this is my biggest problem with 'Rise' It it too action hero BS for me.
@ibrahimkhalid2548
@ibrahimkhalid2548 5 жыл бұрын
BvS had a direction. STAR WARS sequel trilogy does not.
@abdullahahmad4239
@abdullahahmad4239 5 жыл бұрын
Eh,Terri or has an Oscar. Not to mention,he isn't the only writer of BvS.He was the second writer along with David S Goyer.
@A-ro-2803
@A-ro-2803 5 жыл бұрын
Asriel great point, it’s an interesting combo to be sure. I agree with Chris that the start was pretty sweet.
@frankiesabba
@frankiesabba 4 жыл бұрын
JJA literally said in an interview: "fuck it, I'm just gonna do what I want"... there you go
@dadocta5168
@dadocta5168 3 жыл бұрын
Link please?
@papermelon
@papermelon 2 жыл бұрын
How to quote people out of context 101
@impatrickt
@impatrickt 5 жыл бұрын
I just can’t believe Palpatine’s opening line was “I can’t stay long I gotta poo.”
@jello_sauce
@jello_sauce 5 жыл бұрын
@Alfredo Sauce Watch Stuckman's The Fanatic Hilarocity Review, and then you'll understand.
@johnulcer
@johnulcer 5 жыл бұрын
Loved the scene where Palpatine started playing Limp Bizkit. Hunter Dunbar should be in the next Star Wars movie.
@mb2001
@mb2001 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, f**k off...
@dallasdandigitalproduction393
@dallasdandigitalproduction393 5 жыл бұрын
Dam thats funny
@tres9007
@tres9007 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch that movie than this new SW
@citizenbobx
@citizenbobx 5 жыл бұрын
Disney had two thoughts when they bought that LucasFilm logo: Cha. Ching.
@daniboiyy
@daniboiyy 4 жыл бұрын
True
@Omegadoomship
@Omegadoomship 4 жыл бұрын
Very true
@racool911
@racool911 4 жыл бұрын
Well duh, that’s called an investment
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 4 жыл бұрын
And they made ALL the money back just on the 3 films.
@racool911
@racool911 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Frost Not to mention the merchandise and the other two movie
@voltinator
@voltinator 4 жыл бұрын
This movie felt like it was written in two weeks in a hotel room with a pair of angry cats sitting on the keyboard.
@Amaking10000
@Amaking10000 4 жыл бұрын
How about angry wives
@ysn12288
@ysn12288 4 жыл бұрын
*after watching Endgame.... When Palps goes "I am all the Sith!!!" and Rey answers "and i....... am.... (I literally yelled out IRONMAN....*SNAP*) all the Jedi" 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
@inlinechris
@inlinechris 4 жыл бұрын
You mean last Jedi?
@11Brain_Dead11
@11Brain_Dead11 4 жыл бұрын
No two hours after an endgame rewatch and unpopular yt videos to not be predictable
@arthoormoorgen9492
@arthoormoorgen9492 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was made by highschoolers with juul in toilet.
@HE13272326
@HE13272326 4 жыл бұрын
Prepare yourself, Kaiba! I play my spell card MONSTER REBORN! It allows me to special summon my Palpatine from the Graveyard!
@onnixcarmichele3911
@onnixcarmichele3911 5 жыл бұрын
Chris: “This is not my least favourite film in the saga.” Jeremy: “This is my least favourite film in the saga.” *why do Dad and Dad always disagree*
@motor4X4kombat
@motor4X4kombat 5 жыл бұрын
Because one studied cinema and has more knowledge about filmmaking as a hole, and the other one is a dumbass who yells and scream like a Whinney bitch.
@motor4X4kombat
@motor4X4kombat 5 жыл бұрын
@@miajulietlive even if you don't agree with stuckman all the time at least he Is level headed when it comes to Review something, Jeremy Is basicly a bum review from Chester a bum if he Was thinking serious.
@joaoduarte3009
@joaoduarte3009 5 жыл бұрын
motor4X4kombat don’t want to be the douche who corrects someone’s grammar but “filmmaking as a 🕳?”
@alphatrion100
@alphatrion100 5 жыл бұрын
Attack of the clones and phantom menace are unwatchable. Still the 2 worst.
@apiny4
@apiny4 5 жыл бұрын
Jay Are fav comment of ALL TIME
@manulibertas5619
@manulibertas5619 4 жыл бұрын
Kylos back must hurt so much after carrying this disastrous trilogy on his back all in his own
@mountainbikemayhem1833
@mountainbikemayhem1833 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo is literally the only real fleshed out character in the whole trilogy, and the only reason I rewatched any of the movies. Too bad the same effort couldn't be given to some of the others.
@kuruptzZz
@kuruptzZz 4 жыл бұрын
adam driver is pretty cool, not gonna lie
@ashishbhatt3033
@ashishbhatt3033 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo is the reason i watched this movies to begin with
@gbrow1604
@gbrow1604 4 жыл бұрын
I think his character is overrated. He had potential but was very inconsistent and had an underwhelming ending.
@halo4xgamer
@halo4xgamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@gbrow1604 That says a lot about how messy the sequels are considering Kylo is the only consistent and interesting character in them.
@sterlingdeo2913
@sterlingdeo2913 4 жыл бұрын
I was personally disappointed that we didn’t see Anakin AT ALL in the movie.And I would have liked to see at the end when Ray sees Luke and Leia Anakin should’ve been their too.
@brianbrush5107
@brianbrush5107 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is among the others
@David-1216
@David-1216 4 жыл бұрын
Brian brush that part was pretty damn cool
@dr.boring7022
@dr.boring7022 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, when she heard all of those voices, I was disappointed that we didn't get to see every Jedi, lead by Anakin, Luke, and Leia, standing behind Rey.
@David-1216
@David-1216 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Boring yea I kinda would like that, but then people would just complain
@jolandamethorst8313
@jolandamethorst8313 4 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of 'fandom' that Disney took their notes from to ruin this trilogy. Let's make an 8 hour cameo parade. Never mind any sort of creative, meaningful storytelling or vision.
@aarongeoghegan2161
@aarongeoghegan2161 4 жыл бұрын
Poor adam driver. He’s such a brilliant actor and he deserved better.
@800Ms-k6n
@800Ms-k6n 3 жыл бұрын
He is a great actor with a shitty script. Good thing he redeem himself with Marriage Story which was released in the same year as The Rise of Skywalker and got an Oscar nomination. He could easily move on from Star Wars
@chloemorgan9098
@chloemorgan9098 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's really boring to watch in most of his roles I've seen him in.
@aarongeoghegan2161
@aarongeoghegan2161 3 жыл бұрын
@@chloemorgan9098 you found him boring in marriage story and blacKkKlansman
@chloemorgan9098
@chloemorgan9098 3 жыл бұрын
@@aarongeoghegan2161 no
@lobster272
@lobster272 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone deserved better.
@chovue2363
@chovue2363 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still having problems with force luke being able to physically touch things and still use the force. If jedis were that powerful they could've defeated the sith dead or alive!
@dreamer7770
@dreamer7770 4 жыл бұрын
HISHE parodied this where Rey calls all the Force ghosts and gives them each a lightsaber to help in the fight against Palpatine.
@thegoodgunner
@thegoodgunner 4 жыл бұрын
@trufiend138 Luke never was to most powerfull, he never really complete his training and in the original he always need someone to save his life, thats why everyone like Luke skywalker he is a normal dude who really want to be around his friend ,on this trilogy they make him this crazy loner
@nevaeHlHello
@nevaeHlHello 4 жыл бұрын
Finally found a comment iv been looking for, this is really distressing how Luke raised his X-Wing as a Ghost. The dead having physical influence on the living is disturbing
@antthetony7233
@antthetony7233 4 жыл бұрын
All the jedi talking to rey... not like a force ghost is suppose to be a super difficult thing to become, like yoda finding the path to immortality when qui gon reaches out to him. Now literally everyone is a ghost..
@douglas4934
@douglas4934 4 жыл бұрын
Ghost ObiWan sit on a log in episode V
@ryanmckenna7900
@ryanmckenna7900 4 жыл бұрын
JJ: I don’t like Rian, he’s rough and course and gets everywhere.
@hardcorepanda3576
@hardcorepanda3576 4 жыл бұрын
TLJ is the main reason as to why this trilogy sucked tho.
@TheWadeC_
@TheWadeC_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorepanda3576 This is where you're wrong kiddo. (please get the reference, please) Seriously though I do like TLJ tbh lol.
@TheGamerThing
@TheGamerThing 4 жыл бұрын
Panda Jarcor its not Rian Johnsons fault he was given no direction to by, what was he meant to do?
@ryanmckenna7900
@ryanmckenna7900 4 жыл бұрын
TheGamerThing Erm, clearly follow what they had SET UP in the TFA? Instead of throwing it all out the window.
@UncleHyena
@UncleHyena 4 жыл бұрын
Panda Jarcor agreed
@ronstoppable5659
@ronstoppable5659 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly have a feeling that the Baby Yoda merch pre orders have already outsold the merch sales for this movie
@defyyourlogic487
@defyyourlogic487 5 жыл бұрын
No doubt
@NotTheWheel
@NotTheWheel 5 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda is love, Baby Yoda is life. It is all we have now.
@samzeyel8220
@samzeyel8220 5 жыл бұрын
@@NotTheWheel i have spoken
@ronstoppable5659
@ronstoppable5659 5 жыл бұрын
@Sam Zeyel This is the way
@mikelind3382
@mikelind3382 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly havent seen any merch for this movie
@sebastianmelmoth9100
@sebastianmelmoth9100 4 жыл бұрын
It would have been good if they’d plotted out the whole trilogy in advance. They had three good plot streams. 1) The conflict / love affair / struggle between light and dark that serves as the Rey-Ben arc; 2) The uprising among the storm troopers, exemplified by Finn, and the idea that part of defeating the villainy of the empire is putting an end to its indoctrination of orphans into bloody-minded killing machines; 3) The debate over the Force itself - is it really a force for good or, ironically, just as much a force for bad? Is it neutral or does it take sides? Or is it just an aspect of the SW universe that needs constantly to be finely balanced? Are the Jedi and the Sith both evil and good at the same time and in their own ways? Etc. These are rich elements that could have been the basis for a very compelling set of through lines. The problem is that none of these Disney “geniuses” thought it through, or planned ahead. They just sat lazily back and waited for the money to pour in.
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Жыл бұрын
their only value is profit with the least amount of effort, anything more would require, well, caring about something other than profit, and it would require effort. Only artists (with stories to tell) do that, corporate overloads and salespeople couldn't care less about it. never sell your creative baby to such people, cause this is what happens when you do.
@DoratTheKiller
@DoratTheKiller Жыл бұрын
Hard agree. What a squandered opportunity
@eldenbeastlord842
@eldenbeastlord842 Жыл бұрын
Wow this comment really hit the nail on it’s head for me. Great story elements without the execution wrapped up in a pretty bow of nostalgia.
@MrSmartypants150
@MrSmartypants150 5 жыл бұрын
If you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one
@mikewaterfield3599
@mikewaterfield3599 5 жыл бұрын
And if you aim to please no one you get the same result.
@HemiJB91
@HemiJB91 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Aucapina they were only wanting to please themselves.
@HemiJB91
@HemiJB91 5 жыл бұрын
Jaden LaFrance of course you were, you are a new gen of Star Wars fans. You guys are all full of shit like the whole plot of Disney
@neb-roqket8739
@neb-roqket8739 5 жыл бұрын
@@HemiJB91 I enjoyed it and I'm a boomer. Sooo yeah. It will never be the original trilogy but it was pretty great. Fans like YOU ruin SW. SAD.
@codycowell6211
@codycowell6211 5 жыл бұрын
Damn straight!!!
@pretzellina
@pretzellina 5 жыл бұрын
Here’s just my thoughts on this movie: - I never believed Rey was anything else but good, which made it hard for me to feel anything about her story. - There were never any true consequences. If Abrams had had the balls to really let Rey accidentally kill Chewie and have C3-PO lose his memory and have her sacrifice herself for the end of the Sith, it would have had more weight and would have been more interesting - I wasn’t a fan of the whole Canto Bight scene in TLJ but sidelining Rose like that just felt weird. - Leia tells Rey to be herself and then in the end Rey says she’s a Skywalker instead of a Palpatine. If she had died and everyone had remembered her as the one Palpatine who restored balance in the world, it would have been better in my opinion - Ben should have survived to continue Rey’s legacy
@marredcheese
@marredcheese 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the lack of consequences was awful. There were so many instances of pretending something bad had happened and then quickly undoing it.
@gustaveriksson113
@gustaveriksson113 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with this wholeheartedly.
@ZachAttack6089
@ZachAttack6089 5 жыл бұрын
When the old lady asks "Rey? Rey who?" I thought "Oh I know where this is going, don't you fricking say 'Rey Skywalker'..." But of course that's what happens because it sounds nice and the Skywalkers are the good guys and the fans will like it and it puts a nice little bow on Rey's arc...
@gustaveriksson113
@gustaveriksson113 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. What they should've done is name the movie "The rise of Palpatine" and have Rey say she's Rey Palpatine in the end. Works both as the beginning and the end.
@ZachAttack6089
@ZachAttack6089 5 жыл бұрын
@@gustaveriksson113 Dang that's more clever than any writing in this trilogy.
@Shadowfax-1980
@Shadowfax-1980 5 жыл бұрын
These movies actually make me appreciate what Kevin Feige has been able to do with the MCU as far as continuity.
@HeadCannonPrime
@HeadCannonPrime 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I'm starting to think that guy is a mad genious. nobody and I mean NOBODY has been able to consistently hit gold with a shared universe like he has. I thought Star wars was indestructible, but not anymore.
@greatstate58
@greatstate58 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair Kevin had much more to work with and is far less tethered based on the material. Star Wars isn’t as deep as marvel.
@Che-jn9oi
@Che-jn9oi 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. But i also wonder if thats becoming a problem. Not only because alot of film studios set out 2 do things creatively the way marvel does it.....but does that also make fans this day and age think that if anything doesn’t follow the MCU structure of storytelling means its trash? 🤔
@rjofusetsudzin8011
@rjofusetsudzin8011 4 жыл бұрын
@@greatstate58 Depends if they did not throw away 40 years of EU but actually tried to build on it they would have same amount of material as marvel.
@greatstate58
@greatstate58 4 жыл бұрын
Enigmatic Gale not even close. All the casual fans know about Star Wars are lightsabers, storm troopers, and Darth Vader (who is dead). The core avengers have a very wide appeal to casual audiences and also came at a much less cynical time. Ppl have grown completely sick of cinematic universes and when it was announced Star Wars was going that route the fans complained before they even saw the films.
@VickStarkiller
@VickStarkiller 4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Rey being a Palpatine. My issue is that she should’ve kept the name and ended with her going on a quest to redefine that name and what it means rather than taking the name of someone else. The Skywalker legacy should’ve ended with Leia and Ben.
@gromester1092
@gromester1092 5 жыл бұрын
They should just change the title to Star Wars: At Least It’s Not Cats
@Kate-hm7cj
@Kate-hm7cj 5 жыл бұрын
hilarious!
@denisherlock3023
@denisherlock3023 5 жыл бұрын
oh ffs 😂
@Snaky_The_God
@Snaky_The_God 5 жыл бұрын
Did u see the show netflix uploaded “dont fuck with cats” omg watch that
@Lebosh23435
@Lebosh23435 5 жыл бұрын
Cats was better then this shit
@MrGenexxx
@MrGenexxx 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is a masterpiece compared to this shitstorm
@jenniferzhu8573
@jenniferzhu8573 5 жыл бұрын
I really wished they leaned more into Ben’s past/his arc because the whole sequel trilogy makes a lot more sense if you see it as Kylo’s redemption story through Rey’s eyes.
@Lord_Alimdor
@Lord_Alimdor 5 жыл бұрын
He murdered his fucking father... No redemption.
@Pillshere31
@Pillshere31 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lord_Alimdor what about anakin/vader? he murdered almost everyone he came across after his fall to the dark side. no redemption for him as well?
@Saint-ko6bw
@Saint-ko6bw 5 жыл бұрын
Brosef Fritzl Watch him make up an excuse for Anakin because what Anakin did was much worse than Kylo, but since most Star Wars fanatics are blinded by nostalgia, they just can’t accept that Kylo was an amazingly-written character
@jeffbakerson96
@jeffbakerson96 5 жыл бұрын
I see it exactly as that - good triumphing over evil via a masterfully depicted conversion story.
@Pillshere31
@Pillshere31 5 жыл бұрын
@@Saint-ko6bw kylo carried this trilogy for me. shouldve been him that survived in the end though, since he is the last real skywalker
@Johnny-ci8mw
@Johnny-ci8mw 5 жыл бұрын
The discussions about Star Wars have become as polarizing as discussions about modern politics. It’s very sad and disappointing. It all could’ve been just fine with a simple roadmap and guidelines.
@wesholder8220
@wesholder8220 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If they'd planned out the direction they wanted the story to go it could've been much better. But also arguments about real life social issues and arguments about space wizards should never reach the same level of heat.
@ForceMaximus84
@ForceMaximus84 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. For me, ditching Lucas was a bad idea, but going forward without any kind of plan is worse and it’s painfully obvious.
@hadriangonzalez607
@hadriangonzalez607 5 жыл бұрын
Just take about the Mandolorian, that's popular enough with the general audience and fans to be labeled a success. It also goes to show you that what fans were asking for was never impossible to put to film
@dandansfu
@dandansfu 5 жыл бұрын
but you can't blame them. I grew up in the prequels without never seeing the original trilogy and even that hooked me, I love the franchise and I am sure there are a lot more ppl who know more about Star Wars than me and a lot of ppl maybe the franchise changed their lives and that is why you even see news of dying ppl wanting to see Star Wars and Disney let them. and when so many ppl love this so much and when they voice opinion as a whole (I would say the critistm for TLJ seem to be one same voice same points). ppl brush it off and make fun of them. I can see why it ia making so called fans angry even tho to many it is just a. film
@jacobq.2204
@jacobq.2204 5 жыл бұрын
That's the fault of the filmmakers. They cram their own personal beliefs into movies and bend to polarizing views like feminism. Check out a movie like Alien to show a amazing female protagonist who is not a Mary Sue. I'm glad when movies fail for their woke politics. It's their own fault and until they stop their shit will always fail.
@rakaaffa5564
@rakaaffa5564 3 жыл бұрын
rewatching this vid after listening to his exJW story brings a whole new depth to Chris' life
@travis6061
@travis6061 5 жыл бұрын
Finn NEVER tells Rey what he wanted to tell her before they start sinking in the sand...
@mfconstructor
@mfconstructor 4 жыл бұрын
"I can feel you"
@PepitoSuarezTV
@PepitoSuarezTV 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Cook i think he wanted to tell her that he could possibly have the force too... he had the senses throughout the movie
@sarahhayward5768
@sarahhayward5768 4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely I’m 95% sure it was “I love you”.
@mrrd4444
@mrrd4444 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarahhayward5768 Boyega and Abrams confirm it wasn't " I love you " lol Probably force sensitivity
@rebeccawilliamson1978
@rebeccawilliamson1978 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrrd4444 if that's true, I'm glad it was cut out because that's a dumb thing to "have to" tell someone when you think you are dying.
@bloodcarver913
@bloodcarver913 4 жыл бұрын
This is not a movie...it's a mismatch of short sketches glued together.
@PedroCarvalho-bk4yn
@PedroCarvalho-bk4yn 4 жыл бұрын
it's a guy trying to figure out how to unsay the things that killed the hype and while having to end a bunch of plot lines that had nowhere to converge due to the lack of main villain.
@bengalinsky4300
@bengalinsky4300 4 жыл бұрын
yep, totally botched edit by comittee
@ElfHostage
@ElfHostage 4 жыл бұрын
Robot Chicken, anyone?
@nonameisneeded6648
@nonameisneeded6648 5 жыл бұрын
Dont worry this isn't the end We still have Star wars 10 : the revenge of JarJar
@jaikeifer7282
@jaikeifer7282 4 жыл бұрын
Hell Yea
@stalematesibling
@stalematesibling 4 жыл бұрын
STAR WARS X: A NEW BEGINNING Executive Producers: Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni Directors: Deborah Chow and Taika Waititi Starring: Teenage Padawan Yoda and Din Djarin the Mandalorian
@GreafefoRg
@GreafefoRg 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about episode 11 bb8’s great adventure
@newfacepaula
@newfacepaula 4 жыл бұрын
featuring fat losers who only likes the original trilogy.
@nonameisneeded6648
@nonameisneeded6648 4 жыл бұрын
@@GreafefoRg hell ye , wait Star wars 11 , Droid Tales ... Ah shit that's already been done , Fucking Lego
@atticusmcfly
@atticusmcfly 4 жыл бұрын
Given he's the last Skywalker, I was hoping Kylo Ren was going to be the big bad in IX......then we heard Palpatine's laugh in that first teaser and I almost threw my laptop across the room. I loved that Rey was a nobody. A Star Wars protagonist is allowed to come from nothing and make something of themselves. Then Rey is suddenly revealed to be Palpatine's granddaughter......for some reason. I don't wanna hear people say, "The Last Jedi ruined this trilogy so JJ did the best he could with what he was given." NO. Johnson more or less gave him a blank slate. JJ should've gotten creative for the first time ever directing/writing a film instead of getting high, going on Reddit and trying way too hard to please the crybaby fanbase! Colin Trevorrow's script at least came across as respectable to The Last Jedi. All Abrams did was wipe his ass with the one movie he didn't direct in this trilogy. I don't know what the fuck people see in Abrams. I just don't. Nostalgia, lens flares, fan service and that mystery box bullshit. That's what he brought to the table.
@WarcleanePro
@WarcleanePro 4 жыл бұрын
Aye. JJ is a safe pair of hands. He makes solid entertaining movies. He's particularly good at doing the setup. He seamlessly introduced Rey, Finn, Poe, BB8, Kylo to the world, while reintroducing the legacy characters and passing the baton. I was more than happy with him taking the reins with TFA and although it's probably far too close to a New Hope, I was very happy with how he rebooted the series. This is providing that somebody was brave enough to move the series forward for the first time since Empire. Johnson achieved that masterfully. However, JJ didn't/couldn't/wouldn't be creative enough to spin another compelling and intelligent story. Whether that's because he's not a closer or his hands were tied or there was just too much toxicity and expectation, who knows? The truth is that although they could have had a roadmap for all three films and stuck with it. Whether they did or did not, mattered not, because they chose the easy way out for the final entry. What I would pay to see Rian Johnson's episode IX. That would have been epic.
@jarekgunther
@jarekgunther 4 жыл бұрын
I would've been fine that Rey stayed as a nobody too. I rather liked the theory that Rey's actual origin matched Anakin's, who also came from nobody, but was conceived by the Force. This would explain the vision when she touched Anakin's original lightsaber, and it would've connected all the way back to Episode I, as the "Skywalker Saga" should.
@uscman
@uscman 4 жыл бұрын
Rian Johnson and Disney should’ve done what James Cameron and 20th Century Fox did when making Aliens: Honor the first film and continue the story that began in Ridley Scott’s Alien. Cameron loved the first film and honored Ridley Scott by making his sci-fi action film continue what Scott began in his sci-fi horror film, Idk if Rian Johnson was even a fan of Force Awakens and JJ Abrams as James Cameron was a fan of Alien and Ridley Scott...
@Gadget-Walkmen
@Gadget-Walkmen 2 жыл бұрын
LOL Piss off with that nonsense. The Force awakens is a VERY fun and awesome movie. Just because it has a similar style to a new hope, it's still a fantastically fun movie to watch with great action, good humor, fantastic visuals, likable characters and amazing sequences. The movie DOES have imagination AND creativity, you're just too blind to see it. What JJ abrams and Disney did with force awakens was amazing but the other two movies, not so much. I’m not a JJ abrams “super-fan” or anything but what he and what Disney did with force awakens as a film was a great start up and a amazingly fun movie to watch with phenomenal visuals with practical effects and gorgeous scenery to see instead of cgi green screen that’s so obvious most of the movie. And he and Disney deserves to get credit for that as force awakens was a spectacularly fun Star Wars movie to enjoy.
@gkroll8467
@gkroll8467 2 жыл бұрын
I think they are purposely destroying all or favorites from years ago to make us commit suicide the bastards
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