Scandalous Popes of the Middle Ages

[@grantl9561]

5:37 "They began to scramble frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint." Dear lord that has got to be the funniest word play i've heard in a while.

[@vin_2620]

Oooh I get it now.

[@steinmaniac7920]

I didn't get it yet... =/

[@tylercoates4814]

@@steinmaniac7920 falling down, falling down is the movie lol

[@steinmaniac7920]

@@tylercoates4814 Oh, okay. I still don't get it, because I have no recollection of the movie. Every memory of mine concerning 1993 is overwritten by the release of "Bat Out Of Hell 2". That was a good god damn year for music... I hvae not splet in two dyas and now my room is mnletig. F*ck "Dance Into May" and all the rest of our German traditions regarding the 30th of April and May Day. It's not good for my sleep rhythm... Thank you, tho. =)

[@scottfergusonart]

@@steinmaniac7920 "They began to SCRAMBLE frantically, like that cook at Denny's i held at gunpoint"

[@drewtime1]

Sam O' Nella is always saying hi to us kids, but we never say hi back. Hey Sam.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Ho, Samuel Edit: I forgot about this comment Why the fuck did you like this garbage?

[@dexis9412]

Howdy, Samantha

[@mikepaul2289]

Ahoy, Samwise

[@lee_1292]

Greetings, Samwell.

[@yxGu-lj3li]

Salutations Samuel o’nella

[@dogeiscutedog]

"pasta fazool I am a fool" -Pope Formosus' Corpse

[@LehySnek]

*pasta e fasul

[@anthonypolk18]

H

[@jaclynzinck4241]

Top 10 Anime Quotes

[@josephstalin8337]

When he said that if you listen carefully you can hear him laugh for a second

[@Mixpat69]

He is speaking the languageof gods

[@jebnordost7487]

I regularly mumbled “Pastafasul, I am a fool” to myself when I did something stupid for the past couple of month, but I forgot where it came from. Now I am thrilled to know it’s origins again!

[@liimlsan3]

It was also in a Simpsons episode from 2006 or so ("The Wife Aquatic?"), a silent film with an Italian stereotype, and it has to be even older than that.

[@LangravioShosh]

Pasta e fasul means pasta with beans in most of italian "dialects"

[@PeeperSnail]

Love that start of laughter when he finishes the “Yes, pasta fazoole I am a foole!” line. I wonder how many takes that took?

[@thelearningmethod]

OVER 9,000!!!!!

[@thebassrogue]

I bet just one but he cut it just right lol

[@Panknight]

Pasta for zule

[@the_renaissance]

"yes, pasta fazoole I am a fool" *breath*

[@skylarwalls3227]

@@thelearningmethod I immediately looked to see how old your comment was and it disappointed to see it was only 3 weeks ago

[@YokoSpaghetti]

"Like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint" Christ, sam..

[@helltubejackie1086]

Time stamp?

[@crazycanuck4617]

5:38 i think

[@alanrios9422]

Why is no one else talking about this

[@cwmd7651]

Tom Spagnola I know right? I mean, at least it should’ve been the cashier!

[@taylor5065]

Alan Rios it’s my favorite quote from him

[@user-sl1wt1dv4y]

“And everything you did as pope is fake and dumb and stupid and dumb” Does this include him appointing you as a bishop?

[@crist2885]

It should

[@cockatoo010]

Could have been appointed by a previous pope

[@graceyudha]

@@cockatoo010 no, formosus was the one appointed him

[@julessamuels4588]

You make a joke but for like the next 100 years it was actually a huge issue as no one knew who was a real bishop or priest because the popes kept changing their minds on the issue.

[@LavroseRovender]

:0

[@Cecilpedia]

Recently I had the amazing privilege of visiting the Vatican, and the tour guide pointed out where in Saint Peter's Basilica the body of Pope Formosus was interred. I asked him "is it the same Pope Formosus that was put on trial and thrown in the river?" And he grinned and said "Finally someone else knows that story!"

[@mueezadam8438]

Wow!

[@kindleto-thecorn]

It's like whenever a teacher says "great question!" God, you're lucky

[@paris2777]

“See the hat, that means I’m pope; P-O-O-P pope!” - Pope Stephen, 896

[@kindakyana2372]

*Poop Stephen, 896

[@thegrammarpolice368]

YOU HAVE 666 LIKES AND THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY PERFECT BUT I CAN'T LIKE THE COMMENT SO HERE IS YOUR LIKE 👍

[@nolanimates1595]

I’m the 896th like

[@thegrammarpolice368]

@@nolanimates1595 THAT IS SO WEIRD WTF (but also awesome)

[@Titanosaurus-tu8bw]

Yes

[@exzyyd392]

"With great power comes great tomfoolery" "With great confidence comes great womfidence" "With great power comes...more power" Quotes I live by

[@Chrys-ws5rx]

“With great duwang comes great buwang”

[@degrengolada2360]

With great power comes great response bill

[@Kiruma_Tatsuki]

@@Chrys-ws5rx chew

[@pardner8919]

With great power comes great big booty bitches

[@jayyz6154]

with great power comes great need to take a nap

[@anonunknown933]

"With Great Power, Comes Great Tomfoolery." Amen. It is a universal law that applies to the most powerful dictators, to the lowly 5th grade Minecraft Admins.

[@shane9245]

well spoken

[@chaosincarnate7304]

-Amen- Amine..

[@limepop340]

There's some joke involving Discord mods and 14yo's here but eeeehhhh

[@jodazague8333]

lol

[@The_Horizon]

couldnt be said better

[@alexschneider1667]

Fun fact: The reason that John XII got pissed at the subdeacon and murdered him is because the deacon said he should stop his sinning lifestyle and be a child of god (yknow be a good catholic)

[@Falkenhorst2000]

Makes you wonder why that guy was even elected to be pope in the first place... or was that whole process not a thing back then?

[@decimusausoniusmagnus5719]

@@Falkenhorst2000 yeah, but the election was done by a very small circle of Italian aristocrats, the vast majority of whom were connected by blood and knew each other. Pope Gregory the Something th changed that with some reforms I can't remember.

[@Falkenhorst2000]

@@decimusausoniusmagnus5719 I see, thanks for the info!

[@heinzklausner3850]

@@Falkenhorst2000 plus most of the cardinals got their position through connections and money making them prime targets for coruption and bribery most popes back then "bought" their way into the papacy.

[@Epsilonsama]

Back then the Pope was elected by Rome aristocrats and the one elected was chosen due to backroom deals. It was later changed for the system we have today.

[@Krzztl]

"im the pope! P-O-O-P, Pope!“ I died

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

And just like Jesus, you are somehow alive again! IT’S A MIRACLE!

[@SorowFame]

@@conservat1vepatr1ot you could make a religion out of that.

[@federalcasemaker]

"Is this your card?" -Jesus reviving the Pope Formosis

[@benfoley6472]

im gonna be totally honest i didnt even notice lmfao

[@lindsay8320]

Then how did you type the comment

[@skylerclyne6542]

The “papal bull” joke was much funnier than a lot of people give it credit for, well done.

[@Peapolop]

Yesssssss.

[@picgmr1575]

i dont get it

[@zxyAprte124]

@@picgmr1575 cows give beef which is slang for fight the male version of the cow is bull so papal bull is pope fight

[@hobbitjaffa]

@@zxyAprte124 cows don’t give “beef” Humans steal it

[@NerdStuffing]

@@hobbitjaffa give steal the only difference is one includes a skull crusher

[@mzk9153]

" And he died the way he lived , committing adultery " God i love this channel.

[@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016]

same

[@666GodofDark]

Amen

[@gd_gd_gd_gd]

M ZK iRonMan DieS iN ENdGamE

[@OrangeJuiceDripping]

"After his corpse was seen providing miracles by the riverbed" Well you can't call bs on that when you just had his corpse put on trial and it was "giving" answers

[@maplegumm]

If only Sam O’ Nella used skillshare to increase his upload schedule

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

I like it this way more. Quality over quantity

[@wesleysull]

He's an engineering major with finals. Shocking that he got one out at all.

[@samdawolf]

We need moar

[@harveyrouen4655]

his uploads have become way more common recently

[@PBAnime]

@@wesleysull What type of engineering is he doing?? ya know? :)

[@m1abrams1776]

Pope: worlds biggest hat wearer Abraham Lincoln: hold my axe

[@naenaemister5048]

m1abrams 1776 you mean his musket

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Musket*

[@m1abrams1776]

I drank fuckitall, give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening my axe. - Abraham Lincoln

[@blujade1278]

Doug Dimmadome:

[@full-timepog6844]

@@blujade12780.0 *owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?????*

[@jajataroy4636]

we all have guilty pleasures, be it cheetos, coffee, H O R S E P O R N, and scented candles!

[@grindhouseradio1418]

Breaking the Quiet is fucking great

[@Intrspace]

@Pepe The Platypus It's been 8 years. Get over it

[@Alec_Reaper]

Coffee, cheetos, chiken

[@plato8427]

Mr. Hands...

[@Scoobert98]

cheeto

[@jakeslater3014]

"And everything you did as pope, we legally declare to be fake and dumb and stupid and dumb" Gets me every time 1:40

[@ogmuffinman1470]

Sam o’ Nella: *exist* Skillshare: I’m about fund this mans whole career

[@bluemopdisaster6445]

@@arctikf0x698 shut the fuck up at least he has humor.

[@cripplingdepression656]

I love your pfp

[@cripplingdepression656]

SEND IT TO ME PLEASE

[@do0myk]

Reddit gold was sent to your account

[@khepasomaster7953]

@@arctikf0x698 calla peruano

[@haakondilling649]

You haven't seen the Sexually Active Popes article until you've clicked that little "talk" tab and seen the discussions behind it.

[@unevencanines]

So true!

[@sparkz6381]

I’m intrigued but afraid

[@haakondilling649]

@@sparkz6381 It's actually quite a controversial article. There are constant deletion petitions. Wikipedia drama is crazy.

[@program4215]

@@haakondilling649 Ah yes. Popes who are supposedly the representatives of god on earth committing numerous sins? Take it down! It's Heresy! Crazy how little people have changed in 900 years.

[@fitzfizzy]

Thank you for pointing me to that, it's amazing

[@prestonjones1653]

"If it's good enough for Jesus to be born in, it's good enough for your little Cardinal party!" I mean... he's not wrong.

[@JRyan-lu5im]

In fact it seems even more right considering the supposed goals and origins of the religion. If elitist clergy think they're entitled pompous and excessive ceremonies, they literally fit into the bill of gluttony, envy, and pride.

[@elsnocc6572]

"Your honor, he's not a cardinal he's just a deacon"

[@101Volts]

@@JRyan-lu5im Jesus Christ was saying that the Prostitutes and Tax Collectors were repenting and going to the Kingdom of Heaven sooner than the pompous, proud elite of about 2,000 years ago. He'd say to the latter crowd "You're like white-painted tombs; you look beautiful on the exterior, but inside, you're full of rot and dead man's bones." You know... Normal stuff for him to say, telling it like it *is.* People look at physical appearances, but God looks at the heart of the matter, the heart of a person, who a person *really* is. And the eyes and ears of the Lord are everywhere, witnessing the good and evil. He knows everything.

[@DrTonnn]

And my axe!

[@johnparker7732]

Fun fact the first pope had a literal joint problem and when he addressed crowds with his hand his pinky and pointer finger were titled down and literally every pop after him did and still does this

[@AB-bh6rb]

Pinky and ring finger*

[@fishbuddy547]

"See this hat?! It means I'm Pope. P-O-O-P Pope!"

[@sonny1923]

Best line

[@samieb4712]

1:53

[@ImoowhenIPoo]

Omg you watched it too? Wow!

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@ImoowhenIPoo how dare they say a line they enjoyed from the video! ahahah ah such idiots

[@ImoowhenIPoo]

@@aarontheperson6867 yes, how dare they!

[@mateuszfurtak6808]

*Clicks on the Sexually Active Popes article* Wikipedia: This listing is incomplete, please help by EXPANDING IT

[@jmc944]

Guess you gotta bang the Pope now

[@TheCaptainNick]

Sure I got confirmed 2 weeks ago so I'm on my way

[@SvenniTayivek]

Nooooooo.... Think of the children D=

[@Fashion040998]

Time to seduce some popes

[@BoydSmurf]

Chuck some 8 year old their way problem solved

[@theblackbaron4119]

The way you draw horses makes them look miserable. They look fine, but their snouts are droopy and sad.

[@DROGOC0P]

@@maihaiki888 It was a joke, dumbass

[@DROGOC0P]

@@maihaiki888 idk man, I called you a dumbass because you sounded so arrogant. sorry too

[@capra2935]

Wow this actually ended all well and civil. High standard for some youtube comments. Good job.

[@DROGOC0P]

@@maihaiki888 I said you sounded arrogant, not that you were. I apologized for calling you a dumbass, I thought you were one of those idiots that defend their idol to death, but clearly, you aren't.

[@gamingman2720]

That’s because he reused them from the video about phrases in which he drew an anxious horse

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Alexander VI would have loved the MLP fandom

[@yesthatmousyiris4887]

🤣

[@xnossisx5950]

"like the cook at dennys when i held him at gunpoint" please elaborate

[@noahruff3420]

🥓🥄😶🤚 🔫😒

[@ambylotl]

Makes sense

[@sidedsuns4264]

@@noahruff3420 You want to spoon some chunks of meaty goodness, and he said please wait or I'll look at your dick, then you said I'll shoot you in a monotone voice such as the voice of Gene from the classic, Emoji Movie, which was released to theatres on yours truly's birthday, June 30?

[@alphen9487]

@@noahruff3420 why did that make me laugh so hard omfg

[@sfsaviation]

🅱️igga who tf cook bacon with a spoon

[@jjasmineluv]

Skillshare: Stops funding sam Sam: "wanna see a magic trick?" Sam: *Disappears*

[@ratman9292]

Just like my dad

[@axehead45]

@@ratman9292 you good bro?

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

@@ratman9292 you good bro?

[@jasondimas545]

@@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 you good bro?

[@MarcTelang]

Once he was sponsored by wix

[@WeeYakk]

Shout out to Pope Honorius III who (possibly) wrote a book about how to summon demons.

[@BilsonBoi]

Yakk it’s a fucking scam, all I got were zombies :(

[@meetlawf3238]

@@BilsonBoi at least you got something cool, all it gave me is crippled horses

[@JuanMiPibernus]

Rudy Giuliani appeared in a puff of smoke when I tried it. Judge what you will.

[@steveishere8808]

Yakk Every time I tried to summon a demon myself I kept summoning angels instead. I guess I should’ve used human blood for the ritual instead of holy water from a dollar store.

[@Glace1221]

Does it show how to summon a succubus?

[@psychopomp2448]

5:31 "Guests began throwing chestnuts at the ladies, who got down on their hands and knees scrambling frantically like the cook at Denny's when I held him at gunpoint"

[@asmodeus7956]

"Seen performing miracles in the riverbank" "is this your card" made my day

[@purple_breto]

See the hat? That means I'm pope, P-O-O-P. Pope!

[@malinasworld]

Imagine being so petty you exhume your enemy's corpse and turn it into a ventriloquist's puppet to put it on trail

[@wesleys6290]

Sounds kinda Trumpian.

[@Unknown_31415]

And end up being screwed by the guy that was dead

[@asherdunlap7123]

5:18

[@mariabackcountry]

@@Unknown_31415 and then execute him via strangulation lol

[@jmfirelord]

666 likes i've got a bad pasta fazool feeling about this

[@generalrubbish9513]

3:44 I mean, that's a half-decent point. If Jesus was born in a stable to poor parents, why do the "humble followers of his teachings" need giant gold-plated palaces?

[@williamspencer1935]

The Roman Catholic Church basically looked at the Bible and decided that since they couldn’t make enough money and control people enough off of what Jesus taught, they’d have to come up with a whole bunch of their own rules and doctrines, most of which were entirely unbiblical

[@generalrubbish9513]

@@williamspencer1935 Jesus: [gives everything he can to the poor, the sick, and the unfortunate] The Church: So anyway, you're going to build us this stupidly big and lavishly decorated cathedral because, uhhh... God wants it. Oh, and we're not paying any taxes on it.

[@williamspencer1935]

@@generalrubbish9513 exactly! That’s just one of the many reasons why the protestant reformation happened. When Bibles became available to regular people in the 16th century, a lot of them were like “hey wth why is the church literally not doing any of this” and decided to split off from the Roman Catholics! Now Protestantism still isn’t perfect by any means, (especially in America), but there ARE good churches that preach the real gospel of Christ without all of the extravagance that you see in all them old Cathedrals. (Like many 3rd world countries that just have church in houses or simple buildings!)

[@augustus_lex6126]

@@williamspencer1935 thats why I like the Orthodox Church although they still have finery but to me the stile they use looks more graceful and not gaudy but still beautiful, plus I consider them to be the legitimate Church

[@vladtheimpala5532]

What makes you think that Joseph and Mary were poor?

[@ercstomatosalad1086]

5:05 that is fucking terrifying

[@izzy1221]

*Time for my Sam O’Nella dosage of lesser known horrific and darkly fascinating historical stories.*

[@drhoneybadger]

You should watch Horrible History, a British kid's show. Actually way solid

[@beetlebubz6469]

2:25 And I thought he had actual drawing skill, glad he's still our little stick boi

[@MIZUch.]

1:55 "P-O-O-P. Pope!" *LANGUAGE 100*

[@james_da_gr8338]

Speech 100 would have worked better

[@rrockt3830]

Ah, shit

[@biggreenleaf7035]

Poopy pope

[@dudeguyperson8866]

You better 3-point that bich into the briny deep

[@kheshirekat9623]

999th like,~~ So close

[@dyramics]

bro sam can: -throw people into the sun -summon people at will -has boundless knowledge -pause time this man is LITERALLY the most powerful being ever

[@agomez7740]

Actually, formosus' corpse was put on trial again by Sergius III, and thrown into the river again.

[@elliottlupin]

Technically it's actually Stephan the 7th, yes, I know you're joking tho

[@agomez7740]

@@elliottlupin I was not joking. Stephan VI did put Formosus on trial a second time to reinstate him as a legitimate pope, but later, sergius the third put his corpse on trial a third time, condemned him again and threw his corpse to the tiber again

[@agomez7740]

@@elliottlupin also it was stephan VI, not Stephan VII

[@elliottlupin]

@@agomez7740 there's controversy on whether he's the 6th or 7th, but the church names him as Stephan the 7th.

[@OptimumTaurus]

Right, the church at the time considered him Stephen VII, since the would-be Stephen II died before consecration. According to canon law pontificate doesn't start until consecration.. so I suppose for the sake of consistency, most people just call that one "Pope-elect Stephen" and keep the numbering going... eh, it's confusing. But anyway, while Sergius hated Formosus as much as Stephen did, he didn't convene another cadaver synod. A historian at the time incorrectly listed the synod as happening during Sergius's pontificate rather than Stephen's. Funny thing? "Formosus" means "handsome". A later pope (a rouge and tiara-wearing pope who wanted to be seen as handsome) who would be Paul II had to be talked out of naming himself Formosus II

[@felixthecat4]

"anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified" awww chestnuts

[@juicebox2757]

It’s too easy

[@emileponcelet3439]

Cryptic u think youre funny huh? Thats exactly how someone acts without any friends

[@gd_gd_gd_gd]

Emile Poncelet I like shrimp

[@gurukimci]

@@emileponcelet3439 You seem so hurt.

[@DragonRazor9283]

this comment chain pretty much sums up KZbin comments

[@Nerobyrne]

Sam O'Nella: "The Pope is the world's biggest hat wearer" Sikh high priests: "That's cute"

[@eggs8021]

I haven't been able to find any pictures can you link me one?

[@apollo1573]

Did he mean the most well known hat wearer?

[@SorowFame]

Does that mean he’s the biggest wearer of hats or does it mean he’s the wearer of the biggest hat?

[@kronix-z9u]

have you heard of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[@apollo1573]

@@kronix-z9u ah yes, the second most well known hat wearer

[@theosouris7063]

4:03 The entirety of the Big Time Rush cast when they see Carlos doing anything:

[@emilstnt3495]

"anybody who makes a joke about nutting on someone's chest gets disqualified, it's too easy" seems like a peter griffin quote tbh

[@PossiblyStephen]

What about the mouth??🤔🤔👁👄👁

[@petezah2686]

emilstnt too bad he could never say "nutting" on TV

[@vaclavcervinka65]

- Watches the video - Proceeds to watch CGP Gray's video on how to become a pope

[@stephenflint3640]

It should be noted that the whole cardinal sequestering and smoke voting thing came in somewhere in the middle of all these rather.... ungodly papal sitters. Course it didnt always help While were here, let me recommend Overly Sarcastic Productions Pope Fight videos for more shenanigans involving the Papal Throne

[@Unconcerned_Orange]

how tho?

[@Borderose]

God is calling. Destiny awaits! You could be Pope Awesome the First.

[@thesupertsar4473]

Scuse me

[@joemasello519]

I'm just trying to imagine what porn music played on a pipe organ sounds like.

[@Nokomomo22]

I... holy shit what

[@galaxycat7088]

Or a harp

[@thesmiler1579]

Frank Zappa

[@miriamthe8390]

what about a recorder

[@cornercrescent9293]

Joe Masello what about a kazoo

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

5:27 this image perfectly captures Sam's history lessons

[@zerbgames1478]

See the hat? That means I'm Pope *P O O P* POPE

[@davidpecina7332]

"You better _three point that bitch into the briny deep right quick_ or I'm gonna raise hell... metaphorically"- Pope Stephen VI

[@nathanricketts2415]

"Was dyslexia a thing back then?"

[@zerbgames1478]

@@nathanricketts2415 nope

[@greenygruettgaming2577]

List of sexually active popes *this list is incomplete, you can help by EXPANDING IT*

[@grantwilliams2650]

For some reason I heard this comment

[@mashedtomato2079]

@@grantwilliams2650 same lol

[@samsterlaornos8097]

Grant Williams is it bad to say someone felt that comment

[@gubadagoober]

I already did

[@mennograafmans1595]

It also says that on the list of serial killers. I begin to suspect Wikipedia has a second agenda.

[@bigmac4325]

5:35 That’s my favorite joke from this channel. The delivery is so fucking hilarious.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

My favourite Wikipedia page is "List of ethnic slurs by ethnicity"

[@ferretyluv]

Crooty much more reliable that the old Web 1.0 Racial Slur Database, where a good half of them are made up.

[@BvousBrainSystems]

Seen it, broadened my vocabulary

[@david2618]

@Justin Dolliver NICRA Black necrophile, may be specific, but all kinds of necros should be shamed.

[@dogger7762]

Crooty yes i love that wikipedia page haha

[@violablaire6499]

I read this as list of ethnic sluts by ethnicity... I was temporarily impressed by wikis width of information

[@Mark-ih9dm]

Theres nothing that warms the soul more than the sweet sound of a Sam O'Nella video intro.

[@oceanman_8370]

Could you imagine the look on Jesus's face when he met them after they died?

[@boomdini9744]

Oceanman _ I feel like he’d be a little impressed

[@sierra3644]

assuming they made it up there 🙄🙄

[@prophetmaster1708]

No because they went into a hole in the ground

[@tigervalley62]

Prophetmaster: Straight to hell

[@ramonpena8448]

@@tigervalley62 I'm sure. But just saying what part of hell? There are 3 main parts of hell

[@SentinelPrime675]

As a devout catholic, I take no offense at all. In fact, this is probably my favorite of them all. I thank you for making this information easily accessible, and hilarious. I do like my church with a little bit of corruption.

[@ryanimpink13]

I prefer my church with less pedophilia, but to each their own!

[@themememixers8965]

@@ryanimpink13we got ourselves a comedian over here

[@AidanDaGreat]

Father Greg moment ha ha yeah that dude messed me up

[@smallpupper]

Even the middle ages had Florida Men.

[@Ethan5I5]

Even though there were no such thing as Floridians back then

[@emilianorios4761]

Ethan515 pretty sure people have been living in Florida for a while

[@burghelyaficionado9567]

The thing about Florida is that it has really loose laws on censorship. Your state might be just as crazy, but the press won’t let that show.

[@JoeMama-ce9xs]

@@Ethan5I5 woosh

[@victoracosta4796]

You mean "Roman men".

[@danielguerrero2575]

List of time travelers: Joshua Norton (0:47) Craig the Cow: (1:12) Daniel Dancer w/ eyepatch (4:25)

[@michaelmalloy6231]

Daniel Guerrero am i in here too

[@simeondoesstuffbg3881]

It must be a Daniel Dancer imposter. I refuse to believe Dancer would actually buy a time machine. Or an eyepatch for that matter.

[@candycorn-]

also at 4:25 are the meowing nuns

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I really like this cameos.

[@LaCoalicion.]

Also the Sister of the Daniel Lancer at 3:02

[@cr2777]

“...And scrambled frantically like the cook at dennys when i held him at gun point ...” Lets just gloss right over that ✌️

[@Ampher03]

I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@rustic2975]

I don't get the joke:(

[@nickythehickey]

Crippled Ninja scrambled eggs

[@thelearningmethod]

Perrotet wrote: "Alexander and his family gleefully threw chestnuts on the floor, forcing the women to grovel around their feet like SWINE; they then offered prizes of fine clothes and jewelry for the man who could fornicate with the most women."

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@thelearningmethod What i still do not get is how those two things correlate.

[@minetieplays2092]

“And be died the way he lived. Committing adultery.” Will go down as one of my favorite phrases ever 🤣🤣

[@leifhagelstrom5727]

1 become pope 2 dig up old pope 3 put corpse on trial 4 ??? 5 Profit?

[@john-paulsilke893]

The Greatnarwhal plus the underwear, don’t forget the underwear.

[@ajani-lamar-_-3712]

That's not how the meme works, you goddamn moron

[@Kaxology]

What the fuck is this necromancer doing trying to use a meme like 10 years old and thinking that would be funny

[@alexbabin3127]

he's just into, you know, digging out corpses @@Kaxology

[@El-RaShahzad]

Hotel? Trivago?

[@1caaru5]

_Makes a video about popes_ _Starts the video with "hey kids"_

[@chadchederson8240]

Hey catholic people

[@anoriginalone7580]

Sam must see this

[@safir2241]

Remember that scandal

[@magnathrax7360]

Oh god oh fuck.

[@1caaru5]

@Sekayi Slade *_God fucking dammit_*

[@xenan7889]

pope formosus: you will never get me alive stephen: do i look like i care

[@menacingthinker4322]

Pasta e fasul I am a fool.

[@littlecousin5630]

Emperor Norton making an appearance lmao 0:46

[@maximummoisture2311]

You really saved me, I almost had nothing to watch

[@alexwhale1435]

Same bro

[@jeffgoldbloom3389]

I almost hung myself

[@cacklettabean7781]

Me too

[@swagit]

CONSUME

[@dw4353]

Toori Baba hol up imma have to stop you there✋ Imma call the FBI

[@gamermoment4327]

Ah yes my bingeing of your channel has forced you to upload!

[@chadchederson8240]

Your prayers have been answered

[@unkwn0032]

hello jord. i have come after you

[@gooby8953]

thanks

[@steel7307]

I love benshapirohamburgerhelper

[@horseradish843]

Is that ben shapiro on your profile picture?

[@ryuuacross2329]

I hate how good that transition was from video to ad, its seamless. Great vid btw

[@OrionIsDaBest777]

I rewarded Sam by actually sitting and watching the entire ad....I'm a good KZbin viewer!

[@cgduude]

This was definitely in the top 3 segues I've seen

[@mvd3775]

Dude I'm on my annual Sam O'Nella rewatching session rn. It's wonderful

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

I’m going to add “pasta fazool, I am a fool” to my vocabulary

[@claudiopomponio7671]

*Pasta e fasul

[@jackburnette4883]

@@claudiopomponio7671 well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

[@Im_NotSue]

Me as well

[@ranianfibio8107]

"The body, now slimy and disgusting..." See, this is why I love this channel. Such prose.

[@Traitorness]

This might be one of my favorite Sam O’Nella videos. Just seeing people of great power being absolutely insane and irresponsible and even scandalous, topped off with the classic Sam humor makes this video hilarious. Plus I got to learn about some popes so that’s cool.

[@douglassmithe9799]

Learning about popes is always a bonus

[@MrMG-il5hv]

I just realized that there is a possibility that some of my ancestors could have originated from the banquet a chestnut (because I doubt they used protection), now the likelihood of that is not high because I am mostly Irish and Italian in origin, but the fact that it’s even a possibility kind of scares me.

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

This is why Martin Luther dabbed on the Catholic church.

[@yung_toaster1821]

"Protestantism biotch" ~Martin Luther

[@JM-740]

Hoonter of hoonters lol and then spewed forth several heresies and got excommunicated. But hey I’m just dung rolled in snow according to him. Oh also Christ was an adulterer. And we should all be sinners and not practice good works. Martin Luther said a lot of dumb shit buddy.

[@starling1226]

And boy, I'm glad he did.

[@eastorange2482]

Is that also why he hated jews?

[@RawGameplay]

@Biao Wang Martin Luther had some severe misconceptions about what his own church taught. The stance of the church has always been that you are saved by grace through faith and that works alone do nothing to help you. For some reason, he hated the idea of faith only being true faith if you also do good in the name of God. Luther was insane. He disliked the idea of purgatory, so he managed to remove several books from the OT. He also disliked the idea of needing to do any works, so he attempted to remove the books of Hebrews, James, and Revelations but he thankfully didn't succeed.

[@Tsukiko.97]

None of these popes are allowed on my Christian minecraft server!

[@caelestisnox7045]

But don't you see... they are the tech support team of all Christian minecraft

[@moondust2365]

@@caelestisnox7045 Not really. More likely former tech-support...

[@sidebazooka6900]

That's heresy!

[@dankovac1609]

100th like Just sayin

[@kaiserwilhelmii3814]

Caelestis Nox but since his name is Abyssinia Empire it's eastern Christian minecraft where the popes weren't on the tech support team

[@rambunctiousbearguy]

I’m never dropping out of Sam o nella academy

[@demokebab2314]

no one drops out of this academy

[@alvinbarrios2660]

But will you graduate?

[@alexey926]

Does his academy offer doctoral programs? Because I'd be down.

[@windex780]

Sorry I dont want salmonella

[@yg2hj]

3:39 funniest scene

[@jimslickens]

1:25 "Is it not true that you have been hiding from the church under the ground for 8 months." *no response* "We can see right through you, Formosus"

[@loganbagley7822]

For my fellow Assassin's Creed fans, it is worth noting that 'Pope Alexander VI' was the papal name of Rodrigo de Borgia, the primary antagonist of Assassin's Creed 2.

[@RileyAiC]

He was such an asshole in ac

[@Kwalplillal]

That whole family is weird man

[@TheHutchy01]

Sadly the Banquet of the Chestnuts was allegedly 1501/10/31, so before Ezio could be there.

[@BlankSpaceMonsterASMR]

@@TheHutchy01man that would’ve been one strange mission

[@InfamousQuiche]

Yeah it took me ages to realise he was on about Rodrigo Borgia

[@ReyyWithACat]

"I'm a pope, P-O-O-P, now throw him on the river"

[@diognes4846]

69 likes

[@diognes4846]

No longer 69 likes

[@ReyyWithACat]

@@diognes4846 420 next target 🤩

[@margarineenjoyer4100]

*briny deep

[@wakaran4419]

4:39 I just opened a bag of cheetos wtf

[@johnfake7375]

Pasta fazool; I am a fool and so it was

[@davidjacobson6791]

John Fake Indeed my friend, indeed.

[@726-g7c]

pasta fagioli i am a fogioli

[@mohamedaminelleuch8030]

Im dead 😂

[@ManDudeMcHumanGuy]

0:51 I know it is supposed to be a hand. But it looks like he's just sitting there, holding his dong.. talkin about popes.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

underrated comment

[@SorowFame]

You don’t do that on a regular basis?

[@ManDudeMcHumanGuy]

@@SorowFame i assumed I was the only one.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@SorowFame everynight I put my hand on my crotch and talk about popes quietly until I fall asleep.

[@grandmacat406]

@@xiphactinusaudax1045 we all do it

[@danem.9402]

ah yes... another creamy Sam O'Nella production to administer tasty knowledge to the core of my temporal lobe...

[@luckyperson2298]

Bully for you swanson

[@user-uy2vs5jg7l]

Why....did I read this in Ron Swanson’s voice

[@cocconoce]

@@user-uy2vs5jg7l Ron Swanson

[@charityhopkins7977]

It's almost as good as breakfast

[@darinsingleton3553]

Giving you a thumbs up just on the merits of your seamless skillshare transition alone.

[@obamaobama2982]

You know it's going to be a good day when Sam has uploaded a vid less than 3 years after the previous one.

[@ShrekIsGod1]

Do we have the guy who drank children’s blood? Aw. We don’t.

[@highoninfinity]

Shrek Is God i'm sorry the guy who *_what now?_*

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

srsly?????.... well, we now know where all the wisdom of the church comes from: "you are a good, just not try to be a dick, ok?" (no, seriously, i read italian newspapers and the level of obviousness coming from there is "jawfalling")

[@SadFemboy]

@@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 ah you read some Italian newspapers, glad to know that means you know anything

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

@@SadFemboy sooooooooo.. what am i missing? (kinda felt that would trigger someone)

[@herodotus945]

@Hesusio Fuck you.

[@blakekeister2300]

every video of yours that i’ve ever watched has been on the toilet

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I guess it's become a ritual?

[@snowingfate6100]

Shitty experience

[@ravingcuriosity6345]

Well, if some people get aroused watching horses, I cant see why not by a Sam O'Nella video... hahahahahah

[@MMGAMERMG]

wtf?, so I...

[@stupiddumbanimation-6307]

Snowing Fate You- I... Well Good one ._.

[@dogwood5070]

“dang man who told you about all this?” “Joe” “Joe who?” “Johann Burchard”

[@agentmk7249]

“Pope-P.O.O.P-Pope” I have learned to love this and hate this simultaneously

[@Mimibrooksgaming]

You better 3 point that bitch

[@spicymozarella1501]

"With great power, comes great tom-foolery" -Samo O'nella

[@KosTis]

Tombfoolery

[@elhomo6406]

Nah swear that was Confucius?

[@denisp8432]

Pasta fazool I am a fool, Fredo lingvini Ted's a meany, Pizza and meatball Symptomes and withdrawls, Mama mia I stole this idea

[@claudiopomponio7671]

*Pasta e fasul

[@denisp8432]

@@claudiopomponio7671 oh geez take a look at this guy

[@bkingy4662]

Sorry Mr. Autocorrect

[@spiritsys]

**breathes in** HERE WE GO AGAIN MY MY

[@pineapple7024]

Claudio Pomponio Pasta e fagioli, if you wanna be a prick about it

[@yeezyyankie324]

5:37 Prime example of why Sam o'nella is so great

[@DavideGuerriero]

Everyone: In what religion do you believe? *Pope Alexander VI : YES*

[@claudiopomponio7671]

Simple Christianity

[@14o1chan]

S.G.C.C.

[@demanzanop]

Just giving my like to reach 666 soon...

[@carlavlund5841]

“... and he’d stand upon his balcony to watch them violently-” *buffers* somebody’s keeping and eye out for me

[@stephohartigan]

I never knew I wanted to be a pope until I saw this video. Thank you Sam, you're a good man.

[@shade6001]

"See the hat? It means I'm pope. P-O-O-P, pope! You better three point that bitch into the briny deep, or I'm gonna raise hell! Metaphorically." In my opinion is the best line in the video

[@boofedstew9201]

“Like the cook at Denny’s when I held him at gunpoint”

[@limepop340]

Scrambled. Frantically. Eggs. Deadpan shock humor isn't the joke; it's a pun. Jesus Chist, guys.

[@mantis8464]

as a catholic i find this absolutely hilarious the old church was wack

[@venomsnek1857]

Question How do you feel about catholic priests commiting the no no on lil boys?

[@bluemartian9642]

@@venomsnek1857 it's really fucked up, but the religion of Catholicism doesn't support it.

[@TradPapol]

As a Catholic, the new church is still wack. The hierarchy are all heretics

[@venomsnek1857]

@@TradPapol *t i m e f o r a c r u s a d e*

[@axelf9947]

as another catholic I also find this fantastic. and the pedophile priests can party in hell 🙏

[@anzepetek2211]

5:45 mr. beasts roots go deep

[@grizzlydino]

I hate how this only has 13 likes

[@tyuptydown]

Dude this aged like wine.

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

Amazing

[@joshke335]

This aged like fine wine

[@hampighampig]

bro predicted the future.

[@RandomGuy0127]

3:28 The detail on that character is just.. WOW! Ive never seen anything like that!! Oh yeah I guess John XII is cool too I guess :/

[@basilinogaming7830]

Sam surprises me every time I watch his videos. He is the Einstein of wordplay, and almost every sentence will give you a good laugh.