Christina's Curations w/ Johnny Pemberton - YMH Highlight

[@Jack-lb6rk]

I’m ashamed to say, but i was able to decipher what the hotdog boy said. “Ok, duet this if you think you can eat a hotdog faster than me.” A duet is the half screen react thing that you can do with somebody’s TikTok.

[@crazybasham911]

Bro said everything else like an American and pulled the French duet out of nowhere

[@FourthExile]

you've done us a service, thank you.

[@Raidernation077]

You must be tik-tarted

[@coolkid9967]

You’ve learned the black-speech

[@12584526]

I think he actually says "Dwight thinks he can eat a hotdog faster than me". Maybe another Schrutte cousin

[@kennypowers3654]

The hotdog bit had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt

[@JordonMyers-kc6gu]

Christina looks great..like 10 years younger.

[@pkmnevan2572]

And she’s quite so 100000% better

[@mccall2277]

@@pkmnevan2572 I bet she still complains that she's cold though

[@Vers16]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who gave their dog a voice

[@kornklone]

Anyone who doesn't give their dog a voice is 100 percent a cop.

[@deventazz8018]

How is Pemberton 40 years old? He doesn’t look a day over 20.

[@bobo3838]

you can really see it in his neck but his face looks super young

[@dwaaag]

Really what the fuck

[@TRVBAL]

no kids maybe

[@twizz420]

@@TRVBAL I don't have kids either and he looks 10 years younger than me and im only 32

[@CERTAIND00M]

He played a teenager 10 years ago. So that's about right. He's aging at half the rate of a human. Must be some sort of elf.

[@grantjoy]

I would watch Johnny react to toks all day if I could.

[@elbaltasd]

Johnny Pemberton does very good impressions

[@tombystander]

Christine hasn't looked this radiant in years

[@scottmakoski9589]

The yoga pants guy knows where Garth hid the bodies!!

[@butcherbaker4258]

Soooooooooooo many bodies

[@np-bl7qc]

Cc's are why I follow this channel.

[@Brock-O-Lees]

The very last bit when Johnny talks about the rifle giveaway had me hurting.

[@jamesblevins5088]

Christina just sit there in stunned silence the entire time. She looks surprised. 😮

[@drewmatthews860]

Maybe I don’t want to subscribe TOM! I’ll just search “your mom house” every day!!

[@arsek503]

That helps the algorithm as well keeping it relevant in the search bar lol

[@luissalazar8618]

“How do y’all run out uh 5 cutom shotguns and 5 cutom rifles? I only need wun?”

[@JHank-yb4jv]

The great thing about Tom and Christina is that they’re both former smoke shows now aging not so gracefully into social sadism. Awesome.

[@Jack-lb6rk]

Oh do you know them?

[@CherrrrBear]

😂

[@CherrrrBear]

@@Jack-lb6rk do you now what smoke show means?

[@Jack-lb6rk]

@@CherrrrBear yeah that was sarcasm. Dude was talkin like he knows them

[@Jack-lb6rk]

@@CherrrrBear course I know what a smoke show is I am one. Btw are you in recovery? I almost have 60 days

[@beerados3989]

It was good to see Johnald Pemberton

[@hannahwright340]

both of them thinking of west va as a state “of millions of people” is surprisingly the most shocking part 🤣

[@ben3304]

That mustache is on the sex offender list in all 50 states, Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, and the Virgin Islands.

[@zaorulesmetal]

Pemberton is on fire in this clip

[@elijahrobertscinema6351]

Johnny is a fucking legend. 🔥

[@RichieKrol]

Did Johnny start jamming the ff7 battle theme?

[@Gert169]

think some halo also

[@deanjean7792]

Love this one❤

[@raskov75]

Truthfully a hotdog eating contest seems like something that would literally the best day a dog ever had.

[@bobpotts9993]

Hey!!! Take it easy on the West Virginian governor! That was a tough script for him 😂.

[@Wicky_Boi]

TIL Johnny Pemberton speaks fluent R-word

[@rachelbishop892]

Hahaha the west Virginia clip was soooo true

[@randomtology2173]

that guy even talks like charles manson. his voice. damn

[@twizz420]

Hey, BigKleib34 is the guy from youtube who posts all the badass racing videos

[@Ec-tz1ej]

I loveeee Johnny

[@charlescarden3406]

I eat dotdog so fast!

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

Sofeeckinfast.

[@ZenRhino]

Christina has never been funnier than she is in thus clip

[@deventazz8018]

Damn bruh

[@oldmanjenkins38]

This is my favorite TikTok curations episode. Where are the bodies?

[@turnermd1302]

I can't believe they missed the fact that the hotdog inhaling kid was in his bathroom for whatever reason

[@arsek503]

Here in WA state I got 50$ to get vaccinated. I bought cocaine and starbursts

[@j.d.hopkins843]

What a fitty get ya

[@arsek503]

@@j.d.hopkins843 bout a gram

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Charlie Manson sounds like Charlie Manson.

[@TheGillionaire]

When can I expect Tom and Johnny’s God Metal album?

[@fredpj8222]

100% would buy

[@chrisnas1483]

Tom needs to be in a movie..

[@dougholes1003]

He has a few parts in a couple movies

[@chrisnas1483]

@@dougholes1003 oh what movie ?

[@drewmatthews860]

Fat astronauts!!!!!!

[@Bbender690]

That ending was hilarious

[@bobmoore20]

9:44 beautiful timing sir lol

[@kungfew1396]

I got your comments right here because I follow proto!

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

He was doing the final fantasy 7 battle theme 1:50

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

The foreskin line from Johnny was pure gold

[@benharbak]

The exercise guy looks like he's using two novelty towel hooks.

[@carljacobson7156]

Maybe it's the Minnesota thing, but this guy reminds me of Nick Swardson

[@aybuh5214]

Is there a link to the guy eating the hotdog fast?

[@HeyThisIsRo]

Christine looking good

[@michaelpipkin9942]

4:40 Steven Segal at 13.

[@DirtSpud]

Mansons family used to live in my hometown. Would see his mom at Safeway all the time. Crazy hippy lady, go figure.

[@dougholes1003]

Johnny p and Ryan sickler are the best guests

[@MAV-xq1ch]

That's an overstatement

[@arsmor1end1]

Was the foreskin joke too Seinfeldian for you chomos to understand? That's not a Tok; that's gold, Jerry, gold!

[@tedCain1]

They really did think she was serious! That TikTok was hilarious

[@IAmMorts]

*can i sign up for this god metal*

[@fredpj8222]

Amen 🙏

[@haydenfisher1387]

Is this the same guy who was in the Megabot show from a decade ago? If it’s him then dude hasn’t aged a day lol

[@John-Doe-Yo]

It is

[@jasonmoore3980]

JohnnyP is the 3rd best. After Tom and Christina. Edit: I spelled “best” wrong

[@patrickdaniels1973]

Who’s the dime store Michael Cera

[@CaptainTae]

I love Green Lantern. I hate other people who love Green Lantern.

[@johnguanciale258]

I need to work my heart chakra

[@keviiinramaaaage7650]

4:30 We found him boys! Jeffrey Epstein’s still alive. Fun fact he’s still doin a lot of pushin and pullin 😆

[@machomancake]

I thought this was Mr Beast

[@stevenguevara2184]

I thought I was alone brother.

[@sixfootben4892]

When I was in middle school there was a kid that showed everyone how fast he could ear a hotdog and choked and died in front of the whole cafeteria. Sad but true.

[@CongoTheBongo]

Damnable lies

[@ITIicroPenis]

100% a lie. weird thing to lie about aswell

[@sixfootben4892]

@@ITIicroPenis it's a fact Google Romulus Jr high kid chokes on hot dog. Not only was he just some kid he was my moms best friends nephew. The hot dog lodged in his bronchial tube so there was nothing anyone could do for him.

[@sixfootben4892]

@@ITIicroPenis I wish it was a lie.

[@sixfootben4892]

@@ITIicroPenis -loving, 13-year-old Romulus Junior High School student died late Sunday night, six days after collapsing while choking on a hot dog in the school cafeteria. The boy, Jacob Becker, son of Brenda K. Roksandich Becker of Romulus and Jack R Becker of Watersmeet, died at University Hospital Children’s Unit in Ann Arbor. School Superintendent Dr. William M. Bedell, obviously touched by the “depressing ...and tragic accident”, re- vealed that the school district had sent flowers and other ex- pressions of concern to the family. Bedell said Jacob began choking in the cafeteria Dec. 3 and immediately was treated with the Heimlich Maneuver by a cafeteria aide and a school administrator. The Romulus emergency team at fire headquarters was notified at 12:56 p.m. and was on the scene in less than four minutes. Emergency person- nel found the victim on the floor “unconscious, not breath- Jacob Becker ing, but with a slight pulse ana blood coming from his mouth.” EMTs attempted to relieve the airway obstruction and then transported him to An- napolis Hospital, fire officials said. Later he was transferred to University Hospital via heli- copter. Upon hearing of Jacob’s death Sunday night, Junior High School Principal Jesse Meriweather made arrange- ments for a team of six crisis counselors to be on hand at the school Monday to help Jacob’s friends through their grieving process. Meriweather also said a meeting was planned after school Tuesday to decide upon any student-related tribute to Jacob. A former Cub Scout, Jacob also was a member of the Ro- mulus Flyers Football League and the Romulus Junior Foot- ball Club. He also is survived by a brother, Justin Paul; and ma- ternal grandmother, Pauline Roksandich of Romulus and paternal grandmother, Jennie V. Becker of Westland. The funeral will be at 10 a.m. today at Crane’s Funeral Home, 36885 Goddard Road, with the Revs. J.D. Landis of the Community United Meth- odist Church and Donald (Mike) McClellan of the Ro- mulus Wesleyan Church, offi- ciating. Burial will be at Michigan Memorial Park of Flat Rock. Memorials may be sent to the Romulus Junior Football Club.

[@hayabusaboy21ls]

The fore skin girl was making a joke lmao

[@jryalls]

A terrible joke

[@bobbyz8871]

Who is Randy?

[@Wildoddity]

As a West Virginian, this is terrifyingly accurate of the intelligence level this state has.

[@niksatt4843]

Lol that was totally uncle Charlie.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

The hotdog guy has been practicing For guys in the future.

[@drmojo5439]

Colorado's got a "joints for jabs" program.

[@bryanpinto4051]

freeze at 7:38.

[@jd3051]

Pushin and pullin

[@pickeldpunches5906]

The hotdog kid is why our insurance rates are so high

[@treypelham5515]

These Tok compilations are better when Christina is present to explain what’s going on lol

[@djjorjinho]

FWEH FWEH FWWWWWEEEEEEH

[@Noname-eg6xm]

Johnny “Andy Milonakis” Pemberton

[@kliles6960]

Woh there Tom, let's not get crazy.... There is not millions of people in West Virginia.

[@Deeplycloseted435]

“He’s not a broadcaster.”

[@orionion]

I can never hear what they say in the intro. "This is big time. Who is randy? Don't bring your mom into this. Your mom and the fcking sex"?

[@hamdog8872]

The sex doll in Christina's seat lol

[@syrussthagreat237]

that was painful

[@marathonhero]

Did G Kill C??

[@theBIGBLUTO]

Who's that hot blonde on the thumbnail ?? Thought she'd be on this clip...

[@wilsonruleman]

Christina doesn’t really look like that on here

[@cameronfielder4955]

Th hot dog guy is gambling with death. I'm pretty sure hot dogs are the most choked on food. Perfect size to plug your airhole

[@fernandoblanco8034]

I keep hearing Michael Cera

[@tiffany1241]

They're cousins

[@benisontenison8225]

Foreskin gliding is real

[@troycassidy6177]

Pushing and puwing

[@FecketJ]

That foreskin bit really cut deep into Toms insecurities, rip

[@Saghilarious]

Why is he calling nadav my name?

[@dalibofurnell]

Is that dude (with those weird curved hook things doing those so called chakra movements ) making some kind of threat ? Like dry humor, but not... but a dry threat , possibly a call for help, I don't know I can't figure that video out . If I could tell him something I'd say dude no, your wrong, and doing it wrong, you're using the wrong equipment and also wrong about what Chakras are or at least which one he is trying to work on.. maybe he just smoked a huge joint and is super faded but with a touch of inspiration to be creative and that's the video. Hmm there's potential. I mean I have many questions , I think he would give totally unexpected answers. At least he's active and trying.

[@204308]

Michale Rapaport Jr over here

[@buddharmt]

Creepy mustache guy kinda sounds like a bdsm Piglet (Winnie the pooh) Kind of a weird al face structure goin on too

[@kkryder9176]

Two comedians couldn't tell the New York Jewish girl was doing a bit huh? Tim really letting it slip in his twilight years

[@jryalls]

It’s because it was terrible

[@Rojovino1992]

Listen to For Today for your god metal lol

[@therealchillichannel]

Didn't know I liked this brand of God metal...

[@clipsedrag13]

This show is down the tubes

[@Nodnarb9]

What?

[@jamesblevins5088]

The Green Lantern looks like he's doing rough. DC is going to Hell.

[@brooklynbrohat6647]

Just give me whatever is hot and fresh

[@davidcastillon226]

Christina looks so hot in the thumbnail

[@gzig61]

I still have nightmares from leaning against a hot tub intake grate I thought I got shot or was struck by lightning it only lasted a split second but it was terrifying no B.S!

[@scottlieberman5904]

5:00 is that Epstein

[@erickcastillo2879]

Just lemme eatcha…one time

[@rachelbishop892]

I can say if they gave guns then I would vaccinate