Christmas for Metalheads

[@Ben-tg6ov]

How to decorate your very own Black Metal Christmas tree: Burn it down.

[@AndyIli]

Then rape a virgin on her period to death over it's ashes

[@gj4312]

True. If you wanted to make it death metal, you could just burn the priest (in the nearest church). I'm sorry, I tried.

[@sxixsplitup1908]

Best comment

[@M.ElizabethCC11]

God, shit that's the best answer that i ever read

[@EvilMFNamedRalph]

the star is a peace of deads skull

[@JJ_957]

Legend has it if you leave beer out on Christmas Eve, Chris will come down your chimney and scream Slayer before drinking all your beer

[@matchbonusxp2579]

Fucking* Slayer

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

*SLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[@merisa2598]

FUCKING SLAYERRRR

[@artsy_marcypan]

Remind me to buy some beer then!

[@ThrashedTV]

Confirmed, post your beer out on Christmas eve and @jhofffilms for it to be shared!

[@lukimarzi596]

Yo that's a sick battle tree

[@jhofffilms]

LOL Battle tree I love it

[@daze9015]

My friend has a wallpaper on his phone with shit tons of battle logos. That's a battle phone Edit: i meant band logos

[@thyxreaper]

“Battle Tree” 😂

[@whitneysmiltank]

@Donnie Fatso Relax fatso, it's a joke.

[@electronicaids6096]

The toughest guy in the pit

[@cannibalholocaust6667]

Jhoff uploading is the best christmas present i could ever ask for

[@reaperclutz7170]

You also like Toxic Holocaust ?

[@cannibalholocaust6667]

Reaper clutz Fuck Yeah!

[@reaperclutz7170]

@@cannibalholocaust6667 yay !!!

[@dizzod123]

Kim Wörlin 420th like

[@reaperclutz7170]

@@dizzod123 Kewl

[@MoshWithEzra]

“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife.” IM WEEPING

[@alistaj267]

Pat o brien😱😂😭😭

[@kennycouch3167]

Herd u the first time

[@nigelskrypt]

This truly is a Christmas gift, Jhoff has blessed us!

[@utqiagvik1991]

Meanwhile in France: Varg Vikernes celebrates Yule.

[@kvltkat]

I love your profile pic!

[@kvltkat]

@@utqiagvik1991 HAHA yup, living the Pagan life

[@utqiagvik1991]

@@kvltkat Right way of life.

[@utqiagvik1991]

@@kvltkat Pelle Ohlin❤

[@griffinnb]

Merry fucking thrashmas

[@brandonumagat]

Fucking Slayer!

[@katierose8035]

@@brandonumagat actually it's FUCKING SLAAAYYERRRR!!!

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

sorry. i only celebrate slammas

[@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710]

Donnie Fatso It looks like being an asshole is.

[@nickanderson2344]

“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife” fuuuuck too soon😂😂😂

[@thyxreaper]

Nick Anderson dead from mayhem reference??👀😂

[@madisonhulton5813]

Keenan Nakogee no cannibal corpse guitarist reference

[@ManiaBrosYT]

@Darth Nihilus I never said it wasnt

[@raulperez2308]

y'all been naughty for satan this year?

[@damienwaychester1527]

You know it

[@vesisuutin1122]

Always

[@katierose8035]

No I'm good for Satan thank you

[@MountainRangerOne]

All year

[@Saraa968]

no

[@fuckingslayer6261]

FUCKING SLAAAYEEEER!!!

[@marcverus158]

@Donnie Fatso 😂

[@frayedendsofsanity1733]

@Donnie Fatso lol

[@anonimationghoul8798]

@Donnie Fatso Damn bro 😂😂

[@abyssalproductions666]

Lmao nice reference to pat o'brien with the knife

[@juggaloninja2219]

Donnie Fatso fuck u

[@Nobody-hd5kx]

@Donnie Fatso that ego bro...

[@aloptuleamagnificanton4983]

Doniie Fasto I literally dont understand why such worthless fuckheads like you exist

[@supermasterfighter]

Donnie Fatso I want to know who hurt you. Seriously, who hurt you so bad that you have to create a KZbin account just to talk shit about metal you fucking troglodyte. Metal is the last bastion of good music

[@cloudydazeeee]

“Let me see what you have!” “A KNIFE!” “NO!”

[@metalmatt915]

Jhoff has posted a new video? It's a Christmas miracle! Lemmy bless us everyone!

[@KratosofSparta9]

This was bloody brilliant! such a great way to get festive the Thrash way.

[@alexstewartsmetalalliance7012]

Hey Dave, how's the album coming?

[@heavymetal9383]

Merry Hoffmas!!🤘🏽

[@notsogreatcourier9536]

@Donnie Fatso dude, why are you on this channel responding to every comment on this video if you dont even like metal? and why are you so against people enjoying the amazing genre that is metal? What, do you only listen to indie but call them sellouts after 20 people hearing a second of their music?

[@heavymetal9383]

Donnie Fatso step out of your parents basement and step in front of a bus you fucking waste of a load.

[@matusalmasi274]

Christmas came early this year 🤘

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

As a metalhead I would love to celebrate Christmas with Chris and say F**##ing SLAYER with Chris🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@MetalAndStoneYouTube]

I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas In to the mosh pit I Gooooooo Where the noses bleed red And the week remain dead I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas With every fist that clenches tight And every metal head understands they have the right To remain viooooooolent

[@guitarstuff615]

Christmas isn’t for that guy who died on the beach or whatever *places picture of Lemmy on tree*

[@lilylastarza4983]

“But you really want people to know when they walk into your home that you identify as war sexual” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grandersongraf402]

Plz more how to be a metal vocalist

[@vinnycool28]

Thats really badass christmas tree

[@yaseminsert9914]

R.I.P Lemmy 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@morisco56]

@Donnie Fatso wtf is wrong with you?

[@ThrashedTV]

@@morisco56 He got let out of the autistic room, don't mind him.

[@yaseminsert9914]

@Donnie Fatso Go fuck yourself fool , you are just a shit asshole poser ! If you want to know anything about Lemmy go on and search him .You don't know anything about metalheads !

[@LeviandBilly]

@Donnie Fatso If you are that stupid to not care and disrespect Lemmy, you clearly are not a metalhead as he influenced many bands.

[@iLikeTrains0372]

Rip dio

[@enzogarcia.filmmaker]

I’m a simple man, i see a new Jhofffilms video, i like it. Merry christmas boi 🤘🏼

[@ashleytaylor1109]

*single tear falls down my face* beautiful

[@justycecarey3166]

THE VINCE NEIL JOKE HAD ME SENT BRO😂 oh my God.

[@fhdrummer8739]

Thank you so much! Made my Christmas 100x better already!

[@putridabomination]

This is the most metal Christmas gift ever, a new Jhofff vid... Thank you. \m/

[@ShlepthroTull]

Really appreciate the Toxik patch. You've now given me hope to actually find one.

[@purevycara]

Bill Winstrom Same, Toxik is one of my favorite bands🤘🤘 Kingdom of backpatches on ebay has World Circus and Think This back patches for like 18 bucks. And I also found a think this patch with glitter thread that i’m definitely getting.

[@tedcraboli8021]

This is the good timeline, more than one upload in the decade it’s a miracle

[@sickheadofficial]

Why is just this channel the best Metal related channel I know?

[@jarrett4154]

christmas came early? this is the best gift ever! thanks for posting jhofffilms!

[@feentv8647]

merry nokarateinthepit-mas

[@Taki_metal]

クリスマスの日にこの動画を見るぼっちMetal head

[@thrashvictim6591]

Chris has brought me back to my native roots and culture. Alcoholic Thrash Metal, I was going a stray a little bit. Thank you for reminding me of our ancestors.

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

That Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy can be used in some brutal ballet 🤘🏻 I’d gladly join it (again)

[@jayjoejeanz]

A godamn fucking Christmas Tree!!! Love it

[@neroburn2533]

FUCCKKING SLAYER, hey guys I'm following your channel for a few month &I Have to say I really like the way you run this shit this is the best the most professional channel about Metal and all related I found on youtube. I saw injustice videos subscribed right away of coarse I liked it too

[@chandlers7341]

This is the first video I watched on your channel and I LOVE IT!

[@enigmaticbeing666]

3:12 exactly 🤘🤘rip baloff

[@FinThrasher87]

The Tree looks like a Thrasher

[@CizerKedi]

R.I.P. LEMMY

[@rlanger3108]

A new Jhofffilms video? It is truly a miracle.

[@blueberry2377]

1:19 'Where's my beer?' 🤣

[@Ostaan123]

this be some smooth filming, great job Hoff!

[@jakerice2892]

Damn bet y'all having a good time, since the legalized weed

[@alyyuri]

Yeah...sure...for the one who smoke...not every metalhead smokes weed I'm one of them but hell yeah you can have a good time without it too

[@jakerice2892]

@@alyyuri Dawg chill out if you don't smoke I probably wasn't talking about you. Not bucking. I know not every metalhead smokes. Don't take it so bad man

[@alyyuri]

@@jakerice2892 i'm not taking it bad i'm just bored as hell down here and i do not actually know what to do anymore, i mean i watched some dogs eaten alive of maggots and then saves on youtube...forgive my rude thing dude

[@jakerice2892]

@@alyyuri Lmao dude it's cool man.

[@kristheshapeshifterwolf5444]

Your tree is so much more metal than mine. Mine is shit, most of the lights don't work and the ornaments have sparkly shit all over them that gets everywhere. Have a Merry Christmas!

[@Saraa968]

KrisTheShapeshifter Wolf I don't even have a Christmas tree, you 're lucky

[@UrLocalBandNerd]

Mine has that nasty snow it gets all over everywhere and all the ornaments have glitter on them

[@sauroros]

The empty beer cans gave it a pretty elegant touch.

[@w4lkingc4t4]

just hang full beers on the tree, that way you and your buddies can chug on them as you open the presents

[@peel1852]

Lets gooooo new vid

[@KRatka-th9oz]

jobl have you been downloading boobs again?

[@metallicaboy1238]

This is the canadianest thing I’ve ever seen! We Ontario kids respect this tree

[@rockydempsey94]

What fun it is to ride and sing a Slayer song tonight.........

[@metalfan4863]

I'm not usually the festive type, but damn is that the best looking Christmas tree I have ever seen

[@larsswig912]

Thrashing through the snow, in a one horse open Slay, over the hills we go, thrashing all the way.

[@simonandersen1974]

CHRIS is SOOOOO STONED😂👍🏻😎

[@camw.467]

❤️You're back after not uploading for literally months

[@jhofffilms]

We've uploaded 8 videos in the last 2 months what in the goddamn fucking hell are you talking about?

[@zekegembala6119]

Funny as hell. Nice work, chris. \m/

[@batman66ism]

Cool moshing around the Christmas tree. And yes R.I.P. LEMMY

[@Lambag-Daniel]

Haaaa! JOHN CAMPBELL! took me a second to get that joke

[@gentlechieftain]

Uploads once in every three years but it's worth it .

[@tob2089]

The truest video I’ve ever watched

[@ttturb0489]

Fucking slaaayeer

[@rorschach5704]

"Seasons beatings motherfuckers!" Now thats how you start a fucking christmas video

[@HPTFan]

That Warbringer back patch and flag looks sick! Same thing with the Municipal Waste hat! I have two patches of the bands, put them on my clothes, and it looks thrash! I am going to see Warbringer in the first week of 2019. Metal! \m/

[@rayromanski7875]

Lost it when Lemmy became the angel lol

[@hannahatance2876]

YOURE BACK FROM THE DEAD👏👏👏👏👏 Y’all need to upload more,,,.

[@FrostBluey]

I wish I can decorate my tree like this!

[@drunk6050]

I love Jhofffilms. Rip Lemmy. Merry Christmas!

[@DorianTheReaper]

MORE SUICIDE JOKES PLS

[@dagontheseatitan7846]

Best Christmas tree of all time

[@colehunt7371]

Watching them decorate the tree was like watching someone stack legos without clicking them together

[@beerguitarfreak89]

I am so inspired to buy a christmass tree and decorate it just like this. LOL

[@mdhall04]

"Please dont demonitize, its the holidays" haha

[@na-yo2ji]

This is the best thing in history.

[@foreverapathetic8228]

The Christmas tree is amazing

[@reallyusefulidiot572]

Slayer we will never forget you

[@aydenmcgee3026]

“Wholesome holiday material!” *”...Where’s my beer...”*

[@doublebassboosted4632]

Congratulations from Romania, good job man:)

[@loveislove-ck5cq]

I don't know what side of youtube I stumbled into but I like it.

[@brokenrings1989]

Everybody hip thrust that mother fucking like button and look they got 100K congratulations guys

[@Austin_QR]

This video is beautiful

[@thenecroticfiend1692]

I’m calling this Metalmas, get your metalmas jumpers out (there are actual Xmas metal band jumpers btw) and your favourite bears as we head bang till we break our necks lol

[@adamzitsch9027]

Best christmas tree I ever seen in my whole dam life .........

[@lucasguerreroocampo9122]

The best christmas tree that even seen

[@thorvalld]

Legend has it Lemmy is rasing his beer to you as well...

[@creamC19]

awesome, I would buy this christmas tree instantly, RIP Lemmy

[@laughingfungus5382]

How i want to spend my christmas

[@ED-fx7sf]

Great Clip. Merry x-mas from Germany

[@Eulenmannn]

The only thing I want for christmas is a fockin HOW TO BE A METAL VOCALIST video

[@steliosgavrilis_V8]

Thats Fucking Amazing Christmas Tree!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘

[@scoffvonkiel6881]

Glorious.

[@sighlust2985]

It's beautiful

[@Slv4S8n666]

Runs out into the icy wilderness with an axe chops down a tree. Brings it into a shed and burn it.

[@konekochan6687]

Do you think Karpizzle would let me stay with him for Christmas?

[@Mr-dr3uw]

Santa came early and bringed a new video

[@Ken-no5ip]

700 likes, and 0 dislikes. This just shows how awesome you are!

[@Jamesthulhu]

Brutal video guys love the awesome vids

[@haf816r]

Awww. He tried. And that's sweet.

[@elilowrey6679]

This is definitely how me and my brothers would decorate our tree

[@xXDysphoricIsaacXx]

Best tree ever!🖤🐺

[@litunicorn3474]

KEEP ON ROCKING DUDE