Christopher Titus • Born With A Defect • Full Special

[@TregunaPrice]

Took my mom to this taping as a morale booster during her chemo during her first bout of cancer Titus’ comedy was one of the things we bonded over and shared. It was our common ground. I was supposed to take her to the show in Brea this past February but she was in the hospital (for something so “hilarious”- I’m being sarcastic). She passed on 3/22 and I’ve been watching your specials every week as a way to remember the laughs we shared. Thank you Titus for sharing you humor and story with the world. 🖤

[@christophertitustv]

Sorry to hear, this is hard, losing a parent is impossible. Love.

[@moarroz]

Damn, I'm so sorry....sending 💜💜💜 and positive energy...hope y'all stay safe.

[@manchu6005]

I'm sorry for your loss. I have been holding onto my wife while she has been going through chemo. Keep looking up🌿🙏.

[@oklahomamudmotor5639]

My Buddy is in chemotherapy right now.I came here for a pick me up and it helped.God Bless to all of you!

[@manchu6005]

@@oklahomamudmotor5639 Blessings to you as well. Good luck with your Bud.

[@DylanBurton-r7q]

Mr.Titus, I havent shared this with anyone else but my son, til now... But hadnt heard of Robin Williams' passing until standing in a grocery store checkout line and happened to glance around at an article on the front of a magazine of the event. I had never realized the size of space some one I' d never even met could have in my heart. I grew up with him as a toddler watching Happy Days & fallowed his comedy for all these yrs. He was a master at his craft. The moment I saw that article I lost it. I was holding back tears so not to embarris myself or the clerk but when got in my car...took a moment to pause & compose myself. I uncontrollably had flashbacks of growing up with friends & family laughing with him at different times in life wich brought a flood of old friend memories along. This is so corny but will say it anyway, the American Pie song explaining the day the music died...felt like a parallel to this subject. I am not sure if you in the work you do, realize how cherished you actually become. Your shows may be your career & you are great at it, but on the otherside, you are taking space in your fans lives & brightening days for millions. Its more than just a job... Thank you for your dedication & what you have given to your fans and others in some tough times. We still dont have all the answers but at least we can laugh about it. 😂🇺🇲

[@RendaJane]

We’re in for some tough times ahead. 😢

[@generalputnam2990]

​@@RendaJaneFound this comment just now as a new subscriber. Just smdh after our disastrous election, 2024.

[@ThomasBoyce5000]

I remember when the US was on quarantine and I watched these non-stop.

[@robbiedolev6109]

When you find a stand up artist who can deliver a punch line, has all the right facial expressions and writes his own material, you have a winner.

[@johnpick8336]

Plus he is NOT politicly correct !

[@oTamusima]

and can describe the specific, general reactions for some of the jokes

[@alphadog3247]

More like Jim Carrey had a child with himself

[@afrog2666]

@@johnpick8336 First grade English..

[@bencarpenter3785]

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍

[@denisemcdougal6445]

How we as humans still exist on this planet, is amazing !!!!

[@axelwulf6220]

I'm glad Titus has his own KZbin Channel, watching his specials, especially the unedited versions, is therapeutic

[@peachpanda96]

I just spent 20 minutes staring at him and I figured it out! It’s Gordon Ramsey and Bill Burr had a child.

[@heavens.sorrow]

Shit. At the beginning of the show(before I read this comment) I wrote,"Man looks like a cross between Jim Carrey and Gordon Ramsay." But oh gosh. Gordon Ramsay, Bill Burr, and Jim Carrey. We've cracked the code my friend.

[@roohamm2456]

I just rolled off the couch laughing 😰😰😰

[@Ninus316]

They had an autistic child? Makes sense.

[@Hirohito_iLoveYou]

LMAOOO can’t unsee it now 🤣

[@nysejace868]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@masam9700]

"My new wife is about this tall, my ex wife is....closer to hell" absolute gold

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Genius, and I still haven't heard him say it with HIS delivery style

[@mikemcgown6362]

My kid's mother IS hell!

[@katherenewedic8076]

It's interesting ? how people choose to have sex and have kids with them and then b**** about them grow up take responsibility for your choices and stop bitching

[@blakeparlett4256]

@@katherenewedic8076 right, cause it's never the immature woman's fault( holding kids away from fathers unless they get a check). You obviously have never been in that situation, so sit down!

[@parzeveltheblunt139]

@@katherenewedic8076 the comment section is optional......you should avoid that option frequently.

[@hollienneheatley3577]

Saw this man and his wife in person. Despite his fame, they are both just regular people. He took time to speak to me and he's amazing as is Rachel!

[@StrayLoneWolf]

"I don't care what happened. Whatever you did, you paid for it~!" I LOVE that. So holding onto that in case I become a parent.

[@YnseSchaap]

You will have more then one of those moments 😁

[@deborahbell964]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rickylucas6503]

use it as a parent now.

[@arcangel8924]

It was a great start to this amazing special

[@BirdieBoy12]

My wife and I saw you do this at the Improv in Schaumburg, Il Before the show we were talking about bills and money and how to afford Christmas gifts for our eight year old daughter. You walked out on stage and for ninety minutes, we never laughed so hard in our lives. For the next two weeks, when things got bad, we would throw out a joke from your show. Thank you for uploading this and bringing back some great memories.

[@afrog2666]

"her wizard-sleeve was filled with the wands of other wizards" 😂

[@alexcthe]

Titus is the only comedian who can do 1hr47mins and make it feel like only 20 minutes had passed

[@scruffy6151]

I agree with you it sure did not seem that long at all.

[@sunitaarjoon767]

"Kids are monsters; I know, 'cause I was once that kid!" Oh how I needed that line!

[@vampiriann]

Bill Burr too

[@pedrohernandez287]

Right!!!

[@stevemorgerson5038]

Not to mention he has put all his specials on here for free that's literally giving away money one of my all time favorites and definitely in my top 3

[@tash1248]

Not totally free lol! with how many adds are in it😂 I’ve paid for all of them and couldn’t find this one on any of my paid programs!! 🥲 lol but I love him so much I had to watch it!

[@enlightenedhummingbird4764]

I HOPE HIS KIDS SEE THIS COMMENT: I was a bit disturbed that he was talking about his kids and their peculiarities on "tv." But it was funny, so I continued watching. I'm glad I did. He's not just talking about HIS kids, he's talking about ALL kids. And he's not wrong. His musings brought up several memories from my own childhood with my siblings. The things we did. 😳 But it was all AGE APPROPRIATE! We should ALL be allowed this grace period. (But that doesn't mean we pretend it didn't/doesn't happen...) He then starts in on the adults of the world, and the f-d up stuff WE do. He's not wrong there, either. The lesson is: There are some things we CAN change, and some things we CAN'T. The trick is knowing the difference, and pivoting when we need to. Future generations depend on us being ABLE AND WILLING to do this. Thank you, Mr. Titus, for bringing us some truth in such a refreshing way. 🌸

[@DylanBurton-r7q]

The serenity prayer.😊 -Jennifer Dylans' mom ✌️😋

[@vphiameradisogaarwa]

Christopher Titus, one of the most underrated comics working; I mean that, his show on FOX is still among my top five all time shows. Keep pushing Brother! Much love to ya.

[@elisabethspicer2995]

I loved the tv show♡

[@hailcthulhu419]

Agreed.

[@vashthestampede11]

Show was awesome. But let's be honest, Stacey Keach deserves a ton of credit for making that show (and character) work. If they didn't get Ken Titus right, it would have completely fallen apart, and no one else could have done what Keach did. Like Christopher said: Thank God for Stacey Keach. That said, I agree. He's one of my favorite comedians of all time, and maybe my second favorite after Chapelle.

[@raymondpopple6390]

Definitely among my personal favourites as well. It was of at least the same, if not better caliber than Married With Children was. Gut busting hilarious, but also meaningful and insightful

[@stephenwalker6980]

I have every episode on DVD.

[@micheleerwin2848]

My husband and I love Titus. We have been listening to him for many years. I am a 66 year old woman and my father was an abusive drunk who used to beat me starting at a very young age. I can so relate to Titus's humor.

[@sewingintrifocals-alisonde7778]

I grew up the same way! Love Titus!

[@colintimp1372]

His brother lighting the planter reminded me of a similar thing that happened at a party in high school. We went to build a bonfire. My friend douses the pile with a few gallons of gasoline. He then walks away to let it soak in and flash off for a minute or two before lighting it. A girl walks up right after he walks away, leans her face directly over the pile, pulls out a lighter and WHOOSH. Same effect. No bangs, no eyebrows, insta-tan.

[@SilverKappa]

"Get the masks, we're gonna be Japanese for a couple weeks!" Oof. That one aged like fine milk. Thanks for uploading these. Laughter helps.

[@densetsu4286]

You think that aged poorly you should see Bill Burr's ebola routine. Its awesome cause its true lol sigh...

[@brokenking5044]

Weeks??? I wish. Media already trying to push that masks will be the new normal from now on

[@melanietoth1376]

I didnt understand that part.

[@wtfman81]

@@melanietoth1376 do you live under a rock? who gave you a internet connection?

[@menaramadan2619]

@@wtfman81 hahaha that was harsh. I can't stop laughing. Hahaha

[@AdamFraserTv]

Possibly the most underrated comedian today . Legend .

[@morganhall6338]

Absolutely! 20 years or more later and Norman Rockwell is bleeding still gets regular play in my house!

[@AdamFraserTv]

@A Z That’s your recommendations ? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@morganhall6338]

@A Z if they were "actually funny" people would have heard of them. Titus is a household name. Do those two even have 1 special between em?

[@JennyJeong425]

@@morganhall6338 Popularity is not equal to talent, particularly in this country. Look how many specials Jeff Dunham has done. As long as there are fat, stupid Americans, terrible comedians will be successful.

[@robertwoodroffe123]

@A Z you are way younger than/ wise than you think u R!!

[@philwackerfuss5027]

This is so well written! How he's able to establish themes and recurring jokes without them getting overdone just keeps the pace going and tells such a vivid story! It's really a masterwork

[@DavidRichardson153]

The one stand-up special of his I had not seen in its entirety...until now. Thank you Titus.

[@aronhalverson2115]

Same

[@yamithedemonlord]

Me three

[@Inus]

i got 5 on it ;)

[@ESOJOTREBLA]

Same over here!!

[@paulvamos7319]

Same here. It's a seventh inning stretch or seven year itch depending on how ya look at it. 😂😂😂

[@tiffanycoloni9534]

I'm wondering how so many people have never heard of this man... I've been watching his comedy specials for the better part of 20 years. This man is how I found I like darker comedy.

[@henrytawnn8694]

Same here, but he was at the height of his career when he had his hilarious tv show. After that, he's still been working, but he wasn't doing anything too big in the mainstream. I've been a fan of him for a long time.

[@ivansnow]

I am a Manic Depressive Schizophrenic myself, and i love your comedy.I have been a fan since your show on Fox. You make this messed up world a little lighter,Keep up the good work,and keep the laughter coming!

[@Nancyr-x8o]

then, as a nurse don’t you have a Dr give you a prescription for anti depressants, it helped my outlook on life and i’m happier too ❤🦋👍🏼

[@wepersonallyexperience1272]

"Her wizard sleeve was filled with wands of other sorcerers!"

[@sangjester19832]

I think i need to start using that to describe one of my ex's.... HER CAULDRON WAS FILLED WITH OTHER WANDS!

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@sangjester19832 cauldron and wands? Have some respect for your wand you use a ladle or stirring spoon for the cauldron.

[@ravenstar5376]

Totally the same way Hagrid knew how old 19 yr old hermione was by counting her AHEM rings 😙🎶

[@cixxar]

@@ravenstar5376 you lost me

[@colemine1560]

Her pencil pouch had the pencils of others within

[@PearlJamAndBiscuits]

I cant talk a continuous 5 minutes straight and this guy is spewing hilarity for almost 2 hours, no break, impressive!

[@markschiavone8003]

It seemed long and drawn out

[@markschiavone8003]

@Test topper aren't you the observant one....

[@davidbrewer9030]

I lost my mom when she was 36 and I was two to cancer. I lost my dad suddenly and unexpectedly to a heart attack when he was 52 and I was 18. I am now almost 67. I feel so lucky to have had an upbringing in a loving supportive family even when losing both parents at a young age. I never got to know them as adult to adult. I would have loved to talk to them now.

[@pancakelvr555]

Just started watching your comedy tonight because I couldn't sleep. I'm mentally ill too, and this made me laugh and helped me get through a tough anxiety attack. It takes talent to use your creativity combined with the dark or confusing experiences with your family to make people happy. Thank you. You're truly a great performer

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

The fact that he could remember this whole set so well... impressive. Always liked Titus from the 90s.

[@jimstewart3283]

We dated for 3 weeks, yes weeks, been married 48 years! Love you Titus.

[@crystalramsay]

Saw him live in Minnesota with my then new husband who still really loves Christopher Titus. The pic I took of the two of them together is saved in his phone as a favorite

[@Zonker66]

"You've got one job..." I could only hear Chris Rock... "Keep her off the pole!"

[@Kurtislow1979]

Titus is seriously such an underrated comedian period. I watched his show on Fox when I was a teenager and I still laugh when I’ve rewatched the episodes. His new material is just as good or even better. Keep doing what you do Titus. In my personal opinion you’re one of the best.

[@dvthompson91]

The ballast resistor joke absolutely killed me! "cAr No WoRk GoOd No MoRe" 😂

[@ricklodestein1101]

Especially how he tied it into. How your fucking car running? Lmao

[@ChristianPerryCrow]

I don't know if Titus reads these, but that cheeseburger, call out of work while inside someone, crackhead behavior bit shed some light on my last relationship and why it went to shit hahaha. Thanks for the laughs and the therapy.

[@ScaryRJonny]

I have to wake for work in 3 hours and even common sense couldn't make me stop watching and go to sleep. Bravo 🎉

[@davidschwartz3047]

Christopher Titus's specials age like fine wine!!! These are relative even years later!!! Love this!!!

[@leonardrodriguez1501]

Oh my freaking god. I had to stop and my wife was literally worried about me because I was doubled over in the kitchen struggling to breath. I was less then five minutes in at that point. Titus is probably my favorite living comic.

[@MrPonytron]

"It takes 8 years to know somebody. Well, I can't hold the crazy back that long." That's the most real and relatable thing I've ever heard. Also, I babysit my older brother's kids every other weekend, but, I'm pretty sure I have more grey hair than he does

[@nicosiago5375]

the best line for the whole show was after the 1:45:24 "Police officer: Sir, if that was my ex-wife, I'd be drinking that too this early" HOLY SHIT hahahahah

[@Whin556]

You've been one of my biggest heros Titus. Never had my parents and even after being adopted I still didn't have any of that family I've been craving. Watching you has helped me take it in stride and learn how to laugh through the hard shit. Thank you so much

[@ShadowMidnight82]

I loved catching him. In Illinois In Hoffman estates. Signed my play bill. My box Titus shows.... He's a Goat

[@jacsauvage]

Dude, you and your wife are a treasure during this trying time. I have followed your work since I was a teenager, and your work has always made me laugh and resonated with me. Thanks again and keep it coming brother.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

"because sometimes respect comes from louisville" lmao

[@candacebolerjack4212]

Kip

[@anubisfox5765]

I watched you in middle school on the early youtube days and loved your stand up! What a trip to find you again

[@MrPrado1586]

TITUS THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ALL OF THIS FOR FREE!!!! Been a fan since i was a kid watching Titus, you helped me get through a year abroad in Israel, and youre doing the most incredible thing by giving us all your specials for free! LOVE YA BROTHER! THANK YOU!

[@superbroadcaster]

That Lamborghini bit was solid, didn't expect it to go on that long and that's how you know someone's got good material and timing

[@EMarvinJohnson]

Titus is one of the best. He has inspired me in ways even *I* didn't realized. I saw him in Madison Wisconsin last December, and both he, and his wife remembered me from meeting them after a show nearly 4 years ago. I intend to return to the stage, performing comedy, the beginning of April. Again, thank you for all the inspiration.

[@arbknight12]

I don't have kids. But after this show, I'm getting snipped!

[@adriansalsahot7367]

Ahaha yee!!

[@RealChiliConQueso]

My family's genetic history was enough to convince me to get snipped.

[@adriansalsahot7367]

@@RealChiliConQueso you know what's up. But we got to heal our generational trauma and flip the script back to positive, loving genetics. Love and light bro, be well.

[@ZachG]

Same!

[@5hineepropertyofleetaemin]

Do you know how confident and secure you have to be to do a show like this for almost 2 hours?! Gotta say it was justified! This was really good start, middle and end 👏👏👏⭐

[@dmcee1768]

I think that he is a genius with an amazing memory. Very gutsy to talk about your family, while they're still alive.

[@spazzychalk]

2018 - "whenever I see 12 Japanese people at the airport, I never think "That is so cute curturally", I always think "What the hell do they know?"

[@austenhead5303]

Turns out, they knew stuff.

[@reallychadical]

Every special he makes is FULL of useful life lessons. And his podcast is good, too. What an American gift this guy has turned out to be.

[@gusmonster59]

I have two grown children and laughed my ass off through this. Children are very much a love/hate relationship. When mine went off to college, I was listening to other moms crying because their 'baby' was leaving home. I had one foot on their ass yelling 'get out and have a life!'. My dad once said the brain disconnects when a kid turns about 13 and doesn't re-connect until about 23. He was right.

[@kamalastromwall9275]

That was freaking brilliant!! "Exchanging the kids at the Micky DMZ."

[@judyking241]

Kamala Stromwall my son had to do that, lolololol

[@ShaanGNas]

It was so refreshing to hear his story to his daughter about why black people were mad, I cried for about 20min.

[@wwiflyingace6422]

Oh my gosh! That was both painful and also so sweet!! 😢 I love that she wanted to understand her friend better.

[@DonHavjuan]

Nut up, buttercup

[@valkerie2809]

a week before my ex broke up with me (two days after my birthday he broke up with me) we went to a comedy show and I couldn't enjoy comedy again for a while, until I found this video and the "Love is Evol" special. I belly laughed for the first time in a while. Thank you Christopher Titus for making my healing journey 10x faster. I'm doing a lot better now and my ex is stuck in a toxic relationship with his new girlfriend and misses me. Not gonna take him back though, he reminds me of your ex wife. Thank you for all that you do!

[@AdamIsUrqed]

Titus has one of the best flows in comedy. The way he strings the English language together is one part Ted Talk, one part slam poetry, and one part angry father one dirty diaper away from men in white coats paying a visit to take him to a padded cell.

[@evawelty4634]

I love how Titus-esc your comment is. Classic, perfectly said.

[@jessicaf5491]

I am now a fan of Christopher Titus! This is the funniest stand up special I’ve watched in a long time. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you for all the laughs!!

[@drfreud65]

Wait until you see Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. This one's very good, but that one is my favorite.

[@JoeSmith-dl9ok]

Watch Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. One of my favorites ever

[@Carnerd101]

Wow, this was one of the most technical specials ever. So many layers and connecting bits. Epic!

[@Rochesteradventures4870]

I worship this guy for maintaining his energy for 2 hours on stage. Thank you Chris!

[@mahlonedwards6826]

Ball of Fire 🔥

[@billy-sx8wx]

This is probably my favorite special. I love all of titus specials. He focuses on being a parent and how kids make you crazy. At the same time he talks about the dynamics of having an ex and a exchanging kids.

[@HylianFox3]

It honestly kind of amazing how many bases he covers in this. From having kids to raising them to dealing with their questions and child custody. This was not a dull hour-fifty

[@timehaley]

Fastest 1 and 47 min. I've had in a while. I really enjoyed every minute of it. Excellent.

[@antiklaus]

This isn't just stand up, it's free couples counseling.

[@DustonEllis24]

It’s not really free because you have to paid to be in the building

[@Kh088]

@@DustonEllis24 did we on youtube pay to be in that building? no? then it really is free.

[@sethpeters4552]

@@Kh088 Some paid the man, others pay the KZbin with our data. It is all for the greater good of the war, komrade.

[@Crazyguy2349]

I believe it's not a couples counseling more like a warning 😂

[@markrobinson29]

You single now to , no disrespect

[@JustActNormal]

This comedy special just saved my life. I had had it with my kids and my shitty ex. Now I can laugh at everything. Life feels better

[@tinaohlrogge4685]

Reply To Melissa: My former ex and We get Along because we have two grown sons And a Grandson Together😊 Tina From Ks...

[@Nickle_King]

I love that he told all these stories about his kids and his wife and the drama that happened sometimes and they are all right there in the audience. They all looked great together.

[@Jaydoggy531]

Me: "I don't want kids." Friends with kids: "Oh you say that today." Me: "Yes, just like I will tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the..."

[@ChaosDraguss]

My answer by this point is "Been saying it for the last ten years, I don't think it's changing any time soon."

[@bluekin6916]

Friends with kids: "Oh you say that today." Me: "and it's what you said a couple years ago" 😏

[@jidk6565]

I want kids But I completely understand the sentiment People be crazy when they force there values on others

[@TheTrueRman]

Cue the Mr. Krabs Scene And the next day, and the next day

[@FirstIsa]

I'm perfectly happy to come in later in their life- like after they are passed the diaper and bottle stage, and where I can still send them back to their parents after a few days. Love my nieces and nephews but I've got no desire to have kids of my own.

[@djivoodoo1751]

Thank you for the upload, Titus. This special gave me a lot of laughs as a parent and as a man currently divorcing a fire breathing goat demon. Much love, stay safe.

[@rabmoran8760]

In future, I hear that prenups are effective in terms of preventative measures, at least partially. Best of luck on your second demon

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Rab Moran 😂😂😂

[@Redeemed2000]

Six adult kids (four boys, two girls), seven grandkids. We have the Brady Bunch of a blended family. Three Mothers, Two Fathers, it's NEVER boring and ALWAYS a challenge! (Plus, We are both Baptist Pastors! LOL) This gave me SO much joy to watch!

[@thezolkas]

Dictionary: Christopher Titus-- Comedic genius.

[@bagner5]

Titus is so great to just give us his comedy specials for free, i have looked for these for a while. I love your humor and see how much you give to your shows.

[@Boarder4892]

“My dad didn’t have those laws back then, that’s why I’m not symmetrical.” 😂😂😂😂

[@kittimcconnell2633]

“Hold on Jesus I gotta deal with Dipshit” I nearly hit my head I doubled over laughing so hard

[@majiel2709]

I didn't hit my head cause there wasn't anything hard enough to hit in my bed, but I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard

[@AngryKittens]

"What the hell do they know?" 2020: Now you know.

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

Lol. I was going to comment on that line but you already banned it out of the park

[@rubbersidedown5620]

Scrolled down looking for this comment :)

[@UndyingZombie]

Meh 2020 is nothing.. You just wait..

[@razieltalos]

seriously lol

[@katiedangelo404]

Same...lol

[@alvaroduran749]

Seen this show so many times and never noticed his kids and wife come out at the end.

[@RepellentJeff]

16:50 “What the hell do they know?” And two and a half years later, here we all are!

[@Troop3r666]

Japan has horrible air quality. But yeah, Corona

[@SeamusCameron]

@@Troop3r666 - It's not really the air quality, it's the population density.

[@anyathepanther7977]

I am not a parent and I can verify that he is right. "What is that smell?!" was my first thought I had visiting my cousin who has a daughter now

[@donavanbarnhart8854]

Titus love you my friend. I remember watching you on fox when I was a kid. Thank you for years of laughs

[@mattolfson9230]

Thank you, Titus! That was an unexpected treat.

[@patc4624]

You are without a doubt, the single greatest comedian I have ever watched in my life. Robin williams was a hero, and you will go down as a legend, both amazing, both worth remembering for eternity.

[@christophertitustv]

Robin is my Jesus. Carlin is my Twain.

[@davidperez5089]

RW stole jokes. Was great still but...

[@taelorwatson9822]

@Larry Byrd Prior is his father and Cosby is the crazy uncle who they only wanted around to get the kids to sleep

[@patc4624]

@@christophertitustv What matters is during troubled times you bring unmeasurable joy, take that and remember it every-time you have a tough moment. It's the same thing I feel, I'm not a comedian but I love to make people laugh, I've often thought, what if the off comment or goofy note Ive left people on has meant the difference between a self inflicted injury or laugh? It's strange to think but honestly, your work has probably saved more lives than you could ever realize.

[@janlascko]

OMG, my stomach hurts from laughing!!! Thank you, Titus, for the best comic relief!

[@6chaosphere6]

this show is nothing short of a pure fuc**ng diamond, nearly pissed myself a few times and had to literally screamlaugh into a pillow b'cuz its late and my loved one and our two idiot spawns are asleep. thank you mr.Titus for this. absolutely one the funniest sets i have ever witnessed 🤘🏻😂

[@Bluesmusicno1]

Give Jim jeffries a go n George carlin is no1 bill burr billy connolly n Kevin bridges too

[@jamesbryant4269]

The plural of spawn is still spawn. Not being critical, just thought it might help to seem like less spawns.

[@danijelujcic8644]

@@Bluesmusicno1 Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks

[@Bluesmusicno1]

@@danijelujcic8644 George Carlin

[@danijelujcic8644]

@@Bluesmusicno1 you already mentioned Carlin

[@ImAFatNerd90]

Christopher Titus: And if you're a parent tonight, you know what a joy having children is. Lady: Ha! That made me laugh harder than I should have.

[@rocega3290]

Mr Titus, you just got yourself another fan! Great material and great delivery.

[@rogerwhite5777]

I was laughing so hard at the church scene with your ex and wife getting the split roses that I couldn’t breathe. (Especially Jesus crowbarring his way off the cross was perfect!) Thank you for these hilarious images that make me forget all the reasons to be scared or sad. God bless you and your family!

[@sideshowbob]

I have a similar relationship with my ex, but, luckily I have no kids with her. My "chapel" story is, when we got married, her sister's husband's family were these freakishly Giant German people from Brooklyn. My Ex loved her sister but HATED her husband's family, & after dating for a few years I understood why (those are some Priceless stories too but I don't wanna sidetrack). When they opened the tiny chapel up for guests, this family of Giant Germans made a beeline for the front row, bowling my poor cancer stricken frail tiny mother over in the process, sat all in a row (mom, 2 brothers, sister) in these tiny little wood folding chairs. My parents, my ex's parents, other close friends & relatives had been crowded out - the front row was Filled Up. So, OK the ceremony starts, my wife makes her entry, sees the seating situation, I can see the look of cold hard steel death on her face, I try to shrug, roll my eyes "honey it's not my fault", the ceremony proceeds, we had a bunch of love poems to read to each other (yes I fell for that kind of sappy crap, hey, I was in my 20's), well, in the middle of me reading the longest poem, the Giant German mother, who was in her 70's & a little Daft, to say the least, had one of those really dirt cheap disposable cameras (this was 1994), it got to the end of the roll & started rewinding automatically, she was all flummoxed, cupping this chattering buzzing device in her hands perplex-ed-ly, & mind you, she was front row center, right in front of me, & nothing she could do would stop it from rewinding. Well, of course, this was literally the funniest, most inappropriate thing that had happened to me in a long long time, so of course I was gonna respond in the most inappropriate way - by laughing hysterically & uncontrollably for many many minutes, completely & utterly stopping the ceremony, while everyone waited for me to regain my composure, which of course every time I tried made me laugh even harder, to the point I was literally dizzy & ready to pass out. This was all captured on video, & made the "highlight reel" of the wedding VHS tape, unfortunately, my ex destroyed the tape when we split.

[@billc.4584]

Warning: drinking (any beverage) during this program is not recommended unless sensitive electronics and documents have been protected against involuntary spit laughter. :D.

[@billc.4584]

@@shalkonon013 Just sayin' that Titus caught me with a couple of spit takes. Proceed at your own risk. :)

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Bill Cashion Yeah, good consumption is not advised either. If my gag reflex was any stronger, I wouldn’t have been able to send this important announcement. Not to spoil it for those that rush to the comments before they watch the video, my culmination point had something to do with a flower and a pry bar...

[@9SmartSand6]

@@nicholashernandez4611 Having been raised Catholic....that one gave me a real chuckle.

[@rd6203]

10 seconds too late

[@richardcarr6493]

Absolutely correct, my grey carpet has a brown spot now from coffee :p

[@ObsidianRose10]

I found a podcast first. To watch a couple of those really enjoyed them. Then I went to your channel and clicked on your most popular in this popped up. And I really enjoyed it. But I'm going to tell you the part that touched me the most. The middle. If more people took the time to learn and educate themselves, have empathy and be understanding, the United States of America really would be a better place. The humor was well placed and some folks learn some things I hope. You're fantastic Titus!

[@DemonMage]

Thank you for all you're doing for us during this crisis. You are a champion.

[@Pch100]

Thank you I really needed to laugh and this did it still have tears running down my cheeks

[@Barbaroossa]

"He looked like guy on death row in a Johnny Cash song" - lmao, that was brilliant

[@DizzyDez613]

Mr. Titus, thank you so, so, so, so much for all the amazing uploads since the pandemic started. I’ve always regarded you as one of the funniest people ever to walk the planet. “Titus” was one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. That program offered as many laughs per minute as any other top sitcom - right up there with Seinfeld and Frasier. I think mostly because it was so damned relatable, as most of us come from fucked up families. And it seemed to seek out to make “crazy” seem normal, and a topic that we could talk and joke about. And your stand up is second to none. It’s a mystery to me how you didn’t have even MORE mainstream success. You’re easily the most under appreciated comedian I can think of. Love from 🇨🇦 Xoxo

[@rcjr.7725]

Great job, my father just recently passed you took me to a good place,for 90 minutes plus you made my day a little easier to deal with thank you,laughter is a beautiful thing

[@GayleAldrich]

Love this guy! And he is soooooo right about kids!!!!!

[@Dark.Shingo]

OMG I want to know how he works, his jokes are fucking solid, his delivery is so casual yet frantic and honest, he revs up and slows down with perfect pacing, he makes the right expression, the perfect pause, the engaging story and the solid, poignant punchline. He's what many comedians strive to be their whole life.

[@raymondpopple6390]

Well said

[@AxelBitz]

This was so much better than I expected, and filled with truth

[@jesseredfield8194]

I love titus.. really relatable. Lol unfortunately. Norman rockwell is bleeding and Love is evol are great too.

[@hhairball9]

Mr. Titus, I'm old and I've listened to a lot of comedians. The only person that makes me laugh harder is George Carlin. You're still young and I hope to live long enough to see you top him! (I hope I live long enough to see you live, even though it might kill me! It would be worth it! )

[@DivorcedMommaDiaries2023]

I’ve been watching your specials since I was 14 and laughing til my sides hurt for the last 13 years, now at 27 and a mom of four not only is it funny but I get it and that makes it funnier. Love your comedy and will watch till you decide to stop.

[@creatorsjourney6286]

Loved the family intro at the end. That was gold!

[@dfresh834]

Mr. Pickles would FUup! Love Titus for decades! Thank you!

[@edforest6344]

I’ve watched this special 3 times and I cry laughing every time lol