TAKING OMAHA BEACH WITH A 1911 | Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond

[@thatguy7444]

“A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson” Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”

[@noahdavis3236]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@thatguy7444]

@@noahdavis3236 a flesh wound? your torsos off!

[@Mr_Exactly]

sucks too suck I guess

[@touhoutrash2436]

Generation zero

[@touhoutrash2436]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXyZaap8hdV8iJY

[@enzomessina2858]

"Is he a high-ranking German?" "Worse." "He's *_F R E N C H._* "

[@thepizzatime3502]

*has spy from team fortress 2 flashbacks*

[@freshmcfarland2516]

*OUI INTENSIFIES*

[@Double_D__]

Spoken like a TABG player.

[@duo496]

As an english nobleman in 1400, I 100% agree

[@somedickhead6255]

Hes the great evil coming

[@-Sirens-]

“Is he a high ranking German?!” “Worse.....he’s French” Actually had me cracking tf up

[@Philiph6]

It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.

[@aci6737]

@@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)

[@PraiseIveys]

Oui!!!

[@tk2394]

you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt

[@Archris17]

Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.

[@ruskioperator9863]

“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944

[@SekenStrm]

Who knew water guns were that powerful

[@I-KOMODO-I]

I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.

[@shortpopsicle2573]

Its pressure washing their skin from their bones

[@alternative7586]

"I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

@@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here

[@theheroneededwillette6964]

10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Don't you love it when an easter egg has layers?

[@elmossy]

A Wilhelm scream... If you will

[@arandomtree7789]

Gotta love a good Wilhelm scream

[@theplanenerd5600]

I got that too. I think he said, "The American killed Wilhelm!" Fun easter egg

[@WTFisTingispingis]

That's so fucking funny.

[@AshenKing97]

"Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.

[@Archris17]

The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.

[@julienpele1249]

Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."

[@minhducnguyen674]

They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough

[@jamesreese7885]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3aQqad5e5iHb5Y

[@jakedakin1]

Frenchmen vs other nations? No Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good

[@YousufUqaili]

“Paterson, fire a warning shot” “Sir this is a V2 rocket” “Did I stutter”

[@PassTheMic2006]

Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!

[@todx15]

no, but i do 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

[@StarkRaven59]

The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???

[@OfficialDoctorHawk]

​@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Maybe the target's the German equivalent of Hiroshima

[@porgus4001]

“Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.” -John Wick

[@BigFella117]

“He once killed three men in a bar-” “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.” “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”

[@codghostking]

A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction

[@BigFella117]

@@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos

[@kingmute3182]

Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.” Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”

[@LostInDaSauce28]

Observe

[@silvertheAI]

Parry this you filthy casual

[@shademorningstar]

*random german or french arguing* "English please" "We are missing some good discourse here" Badger : oui

[@thelaw11]

Oui

[@grimgamer6616]

Oui

[@blackgem12]

OUI

[@Mygg_Jeager]

OUI (But distorted)

[@insightfulinsight7013]

Oui

[@Starcraftgamer97]

Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

cant expect the lord to do all the work now can we?

[@buccaneerguy8197]

John wick if he was in WW2

[@Freedom_Aviators]

Don't forget about pistol whipping nazis

[@deevan1415]

Chad soldier vs. Virgin Nazis

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@deevan1415 Chad 45. Auto Vs Virgin MP40

[@WreckinPoints11]

I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up

[@fourzer0seven]

00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson]

wow what are you doing here?

[@the.creature.has.escaped]

what da fuck are you doin here my good sir?

[@doomwolf1158]

What are you doing here?

[@noahdavis3236]

Wait you watch Russian Badger?

[@mumbofuze]

That’s what I’m sayin

[@cherryrook8684]

As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time

[@vincecuhr5222]

What did he say?

[@Earthlord23]

@@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.

[@vincecuhr5222]

Thanks bro

[@simonbergers4577]

@Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻

[@itstachi5737]

Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.

[@Masked.Schwa.]

Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"

[@therealMarine101]

Am American, can confirm

[@amicableenmity9820]

Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.

[@wormy7279]

@@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.

[@failingattempt9984]

Not an American, can confirm

[@No-rm5wl]

Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.

[@MultiFan30]

Badger: "is a pencil a weapon" Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm to living beings or damage to structures"

[@planktonkrab]

"Or living beings", don't forget that.

[@Jahades]

Im pretty sure John Wick would of been so proud of Badger killing nazis with a pencil...A FUCKING PENCIL!!!

[@MultiFan30]

@@planktonkrab o u rite

[@The_gaming_guy-z7a]

anything is a weapon if you use it right

[@The_gaming_guy-z7a]

even a poor accountants pencil

[@Daedalus-BC308]

"I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun." That's a sentence that has never said before in history.

[@davidpeebles8349]

French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@davidpeebles8349 yes

[@spiderboi2024]

"I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer

[@gru9826]

And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2

[@peppercorn2782]

@@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?

[@steamdemon]

Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here." Badger - "OUI" -TABG flashbacks-

[@silvertheAI]

That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”

[@gladiater56]

Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it

[@DreamingYokai]

The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing

[@chaosinsurgent931]

Oui

[@Darkhanel]

Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit.. Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe

[@OtakuAnimeStyle]

Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?

[@jordanpritchard5226]

@@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...

[@Zachary-po8qw]

11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand." German artillery shell: And I took that personally.

[@dr.goldinson3583]

“Oui.” “Non.” “Oui.” “Non.” “Oui times infinity.” “Merdre!”

[@darthball2723]

Whispers in your ear "Oui Oui baguette"

[@ayaxmcgill635]

*gets banned from the Ubisoft forums*

[@ayaxmcgill635]

@@darthball2723 je manje la poir

[@darthball2723]

@@ayaxmcgill635 non non je mange la baguette

[@uhappynowuhappynow116]

Eh yes

[@goose93]

Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"

[@theprancing]

*catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"

[@Thtaoy1029]

Starts doing a drum solo

[@hiroshell7973]

Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.

[@i_like_nerf_memes]

Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”

[@mrvolkec1186]

In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair

[@PapaSouzas_TheHoly]

When I read this comment the Ight ima head out meme comes to mind

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

@@PapaSouzas_TheHoly True

[@yokeru5738]

Killer queen..

[@Ammiad]

Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"

[@SerialDesignationN-0X00]

I would absolutely join in

[@itsaducklin]

I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD

[@jessegd6306]

@@itsaducklin Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.

[@Astraeus..]

@@itsaducklinYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....

[@itsaducklin]

@@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.

[@thisisstartacus1175]

Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon. Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”

[@kathrynegames4032]

"Parry this you fucking casual"

[@doyourbest_uwu]

The Winchester is both strength and dex combined

[@darthball2723]

What you think you dexterity will help you Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"

[@ayaxmcgill635]

Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now

[@lucashutchens9811]

Better than faith.

[@SSruh]

"I'm no pilot, but..." - Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized

[@zacbaker2696]

I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.

[@OctoPoct05]

You spelt Wii with an extra W

[@doge9011]

​@@OctoPoct05i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2

[@thebiggestcheeseong]

Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.

[@lemmonboy6459]

I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/

[@themerchantinblack6157]

@@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.

[@lasersailor184]

The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.

[@lemmonboy6459]

@@themerchantinblack6157 VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.

[@tomwalker3687]

A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.

[@parkerwells3317]

“Is that a torpedo?” And just like that, Hans was in a bucket

[@ayaxmcgill635]

+is that a torpedo? -no Hans, that is our funeral

[@Unknown_Comrade_]

"Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can " -demoman tf2

[@parkerwells3317]

@@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”

[@lukasprondzinski9331]

Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans

[@sumguy12345etc]

"Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said. "Its a waste of resources" they said. "CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.

[@KeychainWolf]

Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"

[@ayaxmcgill635]

I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god

[@Unknown_Comrade_]

Shaped explosive solves all problems

[@M_Man4409]

11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA

[@Rubberduckyofdoomy]

@@ChaplainPhantasm MORE DAKKA YA GIT!!

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

He’s got a point though, no game or movie or film had that question that I’ve seen.

[@thesaladman8400]

13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."

[@atomicbuttocks]

That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*

[@christophertidwell2422]

That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated

[@TysonTubeHD]

was gonna like but its at 420 likes

[@jamesbarton7294]

@@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though

[@TysonTubeHD]

@@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it

[@TBH-nu2so]

Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot! Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer. Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!

[@KeychainWolf]

I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD

[@thelaw11]

Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*

[@sillylilclown]

Badger: "a pencil is a weapon" John wick: your goddamn right

[@reapermain7777]

Everyone: Uses knifes John wick:"hold my pencil"

[@ivanfromtheeast4709]

The indiana jones reference was perfect

[@rayanderson5797]

-Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."

[@EricGamer87365]

No one: Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”

[@tankmanled2874]

Definitely deserves one

[@Vestige.]

Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor

[@unoriginal_5]

We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.

[@monkeyarch7510]

Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected

[@MDA17th]

Oh wait ur pfp its in video congrats

[@benjaminokonski9186]

We need to bring that back.

[@TimDaCorgi]

Makes sense

[@MoaiMann]

PFFFFFF

[@majorgx2106]

“Is he a high ranking German?” “Worse, he’s French”

[@Reckless323]

real shit

[@1nf1nity30]

just cut it off at the "he's french" and then have them spit

[@redmist6630]

*spit*

[@lt.kitkat]

EWWWWW

[@wehappygamers4206]

Oui

[@donovanphillips6278]

French vs other countries: retreat! French after being conquered: relentless perseverance French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*

[@TobyWohlgemut]

So fricking true though

[@heavenonearthmemes830]

Me: glad you're on our side badger. Badger: "speaks german" Me: *O h n o*

[@jaxsonbellfox5193]

Im scared of how well he can speak german

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.

[@VermillionDraco]

Yeah that was really surprising.

[@carlosjaimez9028]

@@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...

[@stonedcat73]

IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN

[@fanoy7684]

Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation

[@ausamebros129]

Noice

[@obamaslastname522]

69th like lol

[@vangelangel]

i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol

[@adrapolska671]

Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4

[@FrenchyJr]

Don’t you dare put a Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬

[@neonyeko]

"It's time... for my masterpiece..." *racks slide*

[@cuttleboi1339]

Hans: oh nein

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@cuttleboi1339 Sven: schisse

[@mrbrimstone7115]

8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold

[@xxskull_potatxx9769]

badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage" also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"

[@matohibiki]

If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.

[@je2848]

@@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.

[@Icedmkz7]

It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece

[@eggrolltheillegal6201]

Truly

[@FrostJaeger]

g i g g i t y

[@tnuoccaekafsi9808]

@@FrostJaeger cease

[@jhonnymejia9702]

For real

[@largeamountoftrollliquidga2982]

True

[@webkarma9654]

The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

[@xXVaniraeXx]

Bro

[@schnitzelboy9587]

Not to be "That guy", but Kowalski was telling Skipper about the engines.

[@Dexbox]

Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate "One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."

[@snatchygoblin2789]

When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"

[@impofan6915]

i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things

[@MrChaoticreign]

25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks

[@kekkulicious]

#thegermanbadger

[@The_Burrito]

"How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"

[@tavitube7010]

He couldn’t count to fünf in German

[@yskclipzz24]

“If i get a hitmarker from here, i deserve a medal of honor” that killed me

[@akramgimmini8165]

Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?" Everyone: ,,No, the French are" *Wunderbar*

[@_Rndom]

In der Tat eine Erleichterung

[@akramgimmini8165]

@@_Rndom ja

[@Aragund]

Ich stimme zu

[@silvertheAI]

May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply

[@Aragund]

@@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes Wunderbar = Wonderful

[@whitewolf2030VR]

Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung) Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying

[@clawthorne5841]

"I don't have a fear of open water" Subnautica: would you like to

[@johnbacon4997]

He should try that game

[@faagata6842]

@@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes

[@greyygoblinn5639]

Random German: yeets stick grenade Badger: slaps down an uno reverse

[@sternguard8283]

More like a No U card

[@allenatorgaming6867]

Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.

[@doyourbest_uwu]

Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD

[@darthball2723]

I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men

[@maxshafer7287]

@@darthball2723 uhhhh what?

[@thelonecourier3439]

@@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that

[@doyourbest_uwu]

@@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl

[@bobwalsh3751]

1:25 FTANG!!!!! 7:13 Garand ping 8:38 German 9:08 John Wick 9:13 catch chuckle nuts

[@needahandy]

Correct

[@jeepjoopboop6943]

real

[@halfwaywater4407]

10:35 my dad when I don’t hold the light in the right spot

[@theripperthetearror2130]

The censor beeps don't really help echo of the f-word which make it funnier! LMFAO!!!! XD

[@daltonestey211]

The best part is that’s about how soldiers actually talk

[@bruhimanZero_0]

The 10:36

[@AtmosJelly]

Badger yeeting a grenade back is like his own personal “NO U” card

[@maxshafer7287]

@ NO U SILENCE AND LET US SPEK!!!

[@bignicotine]

Hitler to himself in the mirror: "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

[@karelpgbr]

Yikes, but true haha

[@damiengaming1753]

It took me a moment to get the joke here but I got it

[@alexlewis3013]

That’s a really fucking good one I laughed my ass off

[@davidnaidoo4124]

Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK" Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43

[@barfallamewshmecklehymer5028]

A Canadian man that calls himself Russian and speaks German

[@classiccannon1417]

“No more OUI for you hidden Frenchmen”

[@jaydenvdberg2991]

Mr worldwide

[@mrgamer5739]

You forgot that he lives in America but yeah he do be diverse

[@The_Wanderer_is]

Vi

[@Marlock2199]

and lives in AMERICA

[@xuruiyu]

Badger: Joking about patches in real-life warfare Me: Immediately thinking about crossbows being banned from christian-on-christian conflicts

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Why only in christian on christian conflicts??

[@xuruiyu]

@@maryjoygelizon4268 Because against "heretics" anything is fair game

[@WingMaster562]

@@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game

[@stillcantthinkofaname4800]

And the Hague Conventions The Geneva Protocol probably counts as a patch too

[@adenperkins9719]

@@stillcantthinkofaname4800 Hauge Convention? More like Vague Suggestion

[@DrewSavo]

Badger: “Is a pencil a weapon?” *John Wick has entered the chat*

[@bettertelevision968]

yes

[@blackjovian9414]

*Joker has entered the chat*

[@bettertelevision968]

@@blackjovian9414 Batman has entered the chat

[@thenotoriousheck3090]

Badger: "Is a pencil a weapon?" John Wick: hold my beer

[@MegaGoalkeeper13]

Payday 2 music starts playing

[@N-A404]

"I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good" I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later

[@probucket3307]

The Germans : you can’t just solve every problem with high explosives Badger : O B S E R V E

[@dvmnarkos3591]

Every "hot take" was just a straight fact and it's not even historically close.

[@nebularetained1412]

Wheres your profile pic from if i may know?

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

"If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor" His humor is so subtle yet so outrageous

[@reapergaming7680]

"Rattle'em,Boys!"

[@quinnzykir]

M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun

[@pieking6464]

“Whoever’s in charge of patches irl.” That would be the Geneva Convention

[@dewydewback]

They had some pretty poor moderation until post-WWII, which explains why the trench gun wasn't patched out.

[@TheShadowInTheCornerOfYourEye]

Even then them patches don't work like 99% of the time

[@Winky44]

Oh well, Theres always the unmoderated Legacy Servers.

[@starkindustries26]

Geneva suggestion

[@colonelh1875]

They're more like guidelines than actual rules

[@knightgeland4987]

8:48 Badger speaking actually decant German is something I never knew I needed, but I got it and it's beautiful

[@MintyFire5]

Characters speaking French and Badge busts a "oui" *"SHUT THAT SHIT UP" war flashbacks*

[@nightmarefoxy4340]

0:12 “I’m no pilot” then why are you flying a plane

[@lastguypicked8538]

r/whoosh

[@MURFGAMING1228]

As someone who owns a Thompson, reloading one that fast would not be easy.

[@ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself]

As someone who cant own a gun in his country its a lie

[@mindofjersey9950]

As someone who loves guns, I would agree

[@MURFGAMING1228]

@@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.

[@mindofjersey9950]

@@MURFGAMING1228 mainly because it’s an open bolt gun and so many games get that wrong by having one in the chamber.

[@PassTheMic2006]

Nice profile pic dude.

[@zthedocmain5349]

"How can there be so many bullets in the world?" Non Americans looking at american gun culture

[@kalashnikovdog6131]

"Who needs a thousand rounds of ammo? It should be illegal to own that much!" Me, with a gun safe dedicated solely to just ammo: *laughter*

[@steves578]

@Louie Buoy you struck the nail on the head there bud.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

@Louie Buoy when the government says we don't need weapons for our own safety the US always runs out of guns and ammo to purchase and then gotta wait for backorders lol.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

@@Adrian-qr6gk Seriously, this happens every single time: *New session of Congress* Congress/US Government: "You don't need guns-" American Public: "I DISAGREE." _proceeds to buy up all the guns and ammo on the market... AGAIN_

[@simonnachreiner8380]

@@internetzenmaster8952 That's exactly why I find people who say "The NRA just wants to sell guns" funny as hell First the NRA doesn't sell guns....or defend gun rights anymore seriously they kind of suck Second no fire arm company in the world is having a problem selling stock right now especially in the US

[@Bell-mf3qe]

“English please” Badger: OUI

[@jeffreytenthije]

-TABG flashbacks

[@danielross96]

OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI

[@maxshafer7287]

@@danielross96 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ionman1761]

THATS IT ALL FRENCH IN THIS COMMENT ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

@@ionman1761 Straight into the Brazil hole with them

[@darkherculeskabuterimon7203]

Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.

[@roysdecendant39]

I once seen him kill two men in a trench, with a pen, with a fucken pen.

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

I understood that reference.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“They call him ‘Badger-Yaba.’ The YEET-Man!”

[@warmongerschannel1391]

My man that's a good sentence. A wonderful John wick sentence.

[@Lady0fThePies]

Badger: *shit talks the winny* Team Lever: "You've yee'd your last haw chuckle fuck"

[@MementoStarfall]

"I once saw him killed 3 man in a bunker, with a pencil, a fucking pencil"

[@buddermonger2000]

*bar

[@getcancer1542]

@@buddermonger2000 *bunker*

[@meshand745]

Its mr wick

[@Biankra]

john wick: i raised dat boy

[@shadowwolf2122]

@@buddermonger2000 r/whooosh

[@Idk_Biguy]

Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “

[@scarfguy5337]

Your average household pressure washer is a stronger hose, able to strip paint off a deck and cause some stinging when a limb comes in contact with the stream. Industrial pressure washers like what was used to strip the swatsika off that plane have the ability to strip flesh from bone if close enough

[@julianskilton200]

Considering I once cut a 2x4 in half with the pressure washer I own, i can believe it

[@swagpyro47]

@@julianskilton200 wait what how are you alive

[@julianskilton200]

@@swagpyro47 I was careful? It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if I could, so I set up a stand to bolt the 2x4 to, then tested how far away I could get while cutting with the most focused nozzle. The nozzle end was about a foot away at the farthest it could go if I remember correctly, though it took five minutes to go through at that distance.

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Just skin a man with a pressure washer

[@swagpyro47]

@@julianskilton200 wow

[@riconexus8614]

Badger: "Does a Trench gun work in a lobby *Shoots someone* I'll take that as a yes." Well... Hallways are like Trenches, but for casuals

[@redmist6630]

grease gun works out of grease too

[@TheHammared]

TIL American school children are casuals.

[@Yami_Industries]

@@TheHammared hahaha oh no xD

[@zombear3125]

"Watch the light house, wait for the signal" Lighthouse: *explodes* "T h a t w a s t h e s i g n a l"

[@dovethewolf70]

The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond. He deserves a medal of honor.

[@bananabanana1985]

"This is a stealth mission." Baguette: Did you mean unsuppressed automatic assault?

[@ALJ9000]

Sounds like my kind of stealth mission.

[@elijahtel6776]

I like to think of stealth as just “dont get caught” rather than be quiet. so my ideal stealth mission involves committing genocide wherever i’m deployed in games.

[@DreamingYokai]

@@elijahtel6776 honestly same

[@Science-yBoi]

"Is a pencil a weapon??" I think that John Wick and The Joker have proven it is.

[@buddyboiwrath488]

And for my next trick I will make this pencil AND this mans vital signs disappear!

[@fob_dark9818]

@@buddyboiwrath488 *stabs with a pencil*

[@JackGamer193]

Don't forget that scene in Jason Bourne!

[@slycooper1001]

all i remember is dean from venture bros stabbing someone with a pencil

[@mpjohnd1234]

a wepon is a object used to bring harm to human beings or buildings

[@coolblew3094]

Badger is just basically gaming's Internet Historian in terms of content: Quality over Quantity always

[@godalmighty8268]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@chrismaglione642]

Hot take

[@malpaislegate6528]

6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down

[@demonicsamurai12booy2]

Russian badger: is a pencil weapon? John wick: Only the best weapon. Russian badger: killing with a water gun John wick: write that down write that down

[@joeys4485]

Lol

[@reapergaming7680]

That'd be lit as fuck XD

[@shadowsnake5133]

@The Perhaps Spider Crab especially the ones made specifically for metal, which involves sand being added, which given my knowledge of belt grinders, sand is super dangerous at high speeds, yet alone water.

[@ethangtempleman5467]

Game: "is he a high ranking German","worse he's french,a collaborator". Badger:"why y'all spitting inside"

[@foldervtolvr]

Did you know. Because it was “tradition” to spit when someone mentions a collaborator the nazi’s found a French resistance base when they found saliva on the carpet of a building. The residents were a part of the French resistance. That’s just crazy

[@ethangtempleman5467]

@@foldervtolvr didn't know that,but yeah that's crazy

[@K_I_A_R_T422]

They are French

[@frostyfizz7915]

"What if it's just a stroll across the beach?" *watches a transport shuttle get blown out of the water* (Nervous laughter)

[@arfvader3018]

14:23 he’s washing their sins away😂

[@agentmartin0721]

If badger makes a channel for teaching German the amount of people knowing how to speak German would be more than there are actual germans

[@OTnvJuna]

83 million, you zure zere buddy ?

[@PaulJoshuaJungbluth]

Funny thing is that he is really good at it he has almost no accent left its confusing as hell when I hear German from an English youtuber

[@mcchubbems2346]

Ja, ich bin gehe to die klasse

[@agentmartin0721]

@@mcchubbems2346 I already know some German aber wenn er klassen macht I am defenetly going

[@InfamousGalaxies]

Thats already the case since all the germans know german so even 1 person that's not german knowing german would make more people speaking german then germans in the world

[@burntbacn]

3:25 "Is he German?" "Worse. He's French." *Dear God*

[@LucasSantos-si4nd]

There's more

[@rustywarrior6396]

NO

[@spacegremlin9972]

i saw your comment, and i saw there were 2 replies, and i knew before even looking what they were, but man did it make me happy to see it anyway

[@badinfo7878]

Oh dear god not the French.

[@stormthescarred2211]

@@badinfo7878 Oui

[@th3w1zard20]

I want a full badger cover of "Atom Bomb Baby"

[@michaelclark2590]

Yeah I kinda need this

[@MadBiscuitz]

Yes

[@JourneyToTheSky]

Ye

[@spitfiregaming9366]

YES

[@beachfish6589]

Yes

[@SoCalRailfanner6952]

4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT

[@ragalyiakos]

"Does the trench gun work in a lobby?" Badger, be honest with me, is there any situation where you think the trench gun WOULDN'T work?

[@cakeoxd9956]

I was thinking an orphanage. Buuuut I guess you are right.

[@jyxtheberzerking4824]

@@cakeoxd9956 tested, it works TOO well.

[@u1richh]

Going up against a Barrett M82 from a distance of over 1,000 meters.

[@arbynflowiter]

@@u1richh Ya' know, you'd think the barret wins, but.....

[@mrgamer5739]

@@arbynflowiter I mean the only way we’ll find out is a test run

[@Liam-ut1zh]

"I feel like I'm dreaming right now" that's called getting shell shocked badger.

[@onlinemercenary613]

Quiets theme plays

[@pokefanbro673]

Y'all remember when badger said: "I've been hit with super soakers with more penetrating power than 38. Special snake shot"? Well this super soakers is more powerful than a 50 BMG 14:05

[@rhondapittman8302]

"I've been hit by a 6 year old with a sockem bopper with more penitrating power then 38.snake shot"

[@cringelord2875]

5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Garand*

[@cringelord2875]

@Sapphiregamer8605 oh hush with that