If we healed like video game characters

[@Cilvanis]

okay

[@EliasAY66]

TRU

[@A.M.A-Attarch]

Okay lol

[@bachix10]

okay

[@Guan-Hei]

okay

[@gamerZORDbr]

o k a y

[@jebcoe]

Dude: _bandages undamaged arm_ The hole in his heart and chest: 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘆

[@duongbroz5945]

😀😀😀😀Oooooh kay😐😐😐

[@thijsmax8281]

I was going to like you're comment untill I saw you had 69 likes

[@muza5505]

@@thijsmax8281 check again

[@teengohanssj2109]

Far cry

[@fidxdif]

Understandable have a great day

[@noice5032]

death: all right buddy its time to go random person: “but im the main character” death: “understandable, have a great day”

[@OmegaRidley64]

Death: Keep on getting them ol got dang false alarm man

[@honeyslime7178]

Protag: stuffs a feather down a dead man's throat reviving them

[@plasmanova6275]

How to cheat death Step 1: die Step 2: show death the vib about how we are all the protagonists of our own lifes Step 3: celibate that you are now immortal

[@cl0udyl0ve77]

The main character really said: IMA BAD BITCH U CAN'T KILL MEEEE!

[@kingdomkyle1287]

I should try that when I die

[@Danteeth]

Man's so accurate he didn't miss the heart once

[@thechargentarge1341]

*Y e s*

[@_rmradziq8537]

He should work for storm trooper😂

[@-abhi-6096]

Nah he was trying headshots everytime, but his aim assist get him to shoot at chest :3 😂

[@6die9ne]

ffs some dumbass fate fan gonna go "gae bolg always hits the heart"

[@ZephyrusX888]

@@6die9ne ikr, they could make a jojo but really really fast parody of this “Gaebolg always hits except for when it doesn’t” oh wait if you haven’t watched that this makes no sense to you

[@donttrustmyicons.imaguy.1745]

I love how the blood on his shirt is magically cleaned each time.

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@montyabbas481]

No holes either

[@G1urpo]

Try telling that too gtav

[@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074]

That’s called video game healing magic

[@RainintheBrain]

He not only has healing powers. But magical laundry and tailor powers

[@isaacngjunhan2180]

There's a reason why this boss didnt come to kill by himself

[@ivy1309]

He can't

[@udveetpatil8002]

He was beheaded an now his head is attached to his brother's, who's wise body is resisting his head, and now he is senting grunts to fight until his brother's body cannot resist ahy high level!

[@jaredmojica8656]

Yuki Setsuko 幸 接心 indeed

[@rijuchatterjee2590]

@@udveetpatil8002 joooooojoo

[@JGordondo]

Diavolo

[@stayracha1391]

The way he put the bandage on his hand but his chest healed, is every game ever.

[@plusultrasaini1732]

FAX

[@zeeepicyoutuber8971]

Fortnite

[@martasilva7167]

@@zeeepicyoutuber8971 exactly what I thought 😂

[@yesw3586]

Remind me of TLOU HAHA

[@human1080]

Fortnite logic: drink toilet water and you are fine

[@justyouraveragepersonafan1791]

He’s lucky he didn’t run out of healing items

[@catpotter7208]

That’s why you never use consumables till the last boss. Everyone knows that.

[@comiqueromosses9132]

he had the cheats codes on (i don´t even know if that joke makes sense)

[@justyouraveragepersonafan1791]

comiquero mosses it makes sense.

[@comiqueromosses9132]

@@justyouraveragepersonafan1791 Thanks pal

[@theultimatenewplayer9341]

All he has to do is drop his last item on the ground, log out without saving, then log back in. Now he has an item in his inventory and an item on the ground. Works every time!

[@ImANormie]

Cosmos: *"Uh! Im down"* Cosmos: *"Using first aid kit now!"* Cilvanis: *"œkæy"*

[@weeb7967]

Codm reference maybe..

[@gseric4721]

That Kool-aid potion thoooo

[@isaacfrand3824]

AAAAAH! I need a medic bag!

[@swordracer]

I like how he was just like: “yea that’s a nope”

[@islu4672]

The protagonist:gets hit by a Grenade His clothes:yea i'm ok

[@kamimatsuyama]

thé

[@nezuko-chan1064]

The usual unbreakable clothes by anime

[@kamimatsuyama]

@@nezuko-chan1064 they have durability smh my head

[@nezuko-chan1064]

@@kamimatsuyama Oh ok

[@meldylk]

T'es francophone toi ? On connait tous cette faute "Thé protagonist"

[@rocrod430]

Just imagine if eating a chocolate bar literally restored the entirety of your life force IRL Edit: spelling correction

[@justuraveragecunt9005]

Those would prolly b expensive

[@Shanepex]

I think this would put hospitals out of buisness as well because what the point of going to the hospital if you can just heal with food?

[@kulhrada6900]

Tf are you talking about it already does

[@humannomore7759]

You played Skyrim? It's an entire banquet you eat in there

[@zacheurittz9865]

P o o t i s - omnomnomomnom

[@Patrick-ev5ye]

This dude's sense of humor is more than I can imagine.

[@sskristofer3542]

Phoenix down

[@trentonhealey6298]

I haven't seen that forsaken duck in 10 years

[@TitanGenericGod]

Duck

[@TitanGenericGod]

The duck song

[@thepineappleartistgaming4644]

The duck went to the lemonade stand, and he said to the Man Running the stand. HEY! bum bum bum Got Any Grapes!?!?!

[@comicc5420]

This man has the most accurate shot I ever seen he hit the same spot every time

[@Sorcerer86pt]

Maybe he was using vats, with high accuracy, low AP and a crappy pistol

[@TrueWomenEnjoyer]

Protagonist: *gets shot 19 times* Protagonist: *collapses* Villain: “Yes, I won!” *protagonist theme plays* Villain: ,:0

[@marcvolkov1581]

was that a jojo reference

[@andrereigns1863]

Kono Giorno Giovanna ni wa yume ga aru

[@Rekter]

ʝɛֆɦɨ ʝɛֆɦɨ Protagonist: *literally frickin’ dies* Villain: (insert celebration) *Giorno’s Theme Plays* Villain: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@misty9013]

Yes

[@marcodepril4888]

Shot the head, not the heart

[@murderhornetwithinternetac1804]

Why doesn’t he just shoot twice or why doesn’t the main character attack him after he heals you ask? *It’s because they already used up their turn*

[@TheEgo_21]

Plot twist: this is a turn based rpg slash game

[@Trojianmaru]

Litteraly had Pokemon fights like this, where it's obvious they can't win, but they just keep using full restores over and over and over, till they run out and you finally win

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@Sin or used the double tap skill or the stun skill

[@derpyo9464]

All my asking is that why he didnt shoot em in the head we all know that's an instant death

[@romeocopiedme]

He had to pause

[@BeWaReJay]

Meanwhile in resident evil games: Use this potion to reattach your hand and clothes

[@basemass81]

That's only 7 and 8

[@callmejohn5595]

@@basemass81 Yeah and they even explained why Ethan could do that in the first place.

[@Krcun774]

@@callmejohn5595 Would you mind explaining to me too?

[@callmejohn5595]

@@Krcun774 The ending of RE8 explains it go watch some youtuber play the game. I recommend Jacksepticeye

[@Krcun774]

@@callmejohn5595 I already did watch Dashie and 8-bitRyan play, yet i still don't understand how he can do it, or maybe i forgot, idk

[@AimerNo.1]

Villain:”shot him 10 times” Protagonist:”get’s up” Villain:understandable have a great day

[@Jahabbeez]

mc: *remembers his fallen friend and gets up* villian: nani?????????!!!!!!!!!!!! mc: 彼の死は無駄になりません !!!!!!!!!

[@thecoolerkira]

Mista

[@wipifire3244]

Villain: “Fair Enough”

[@xartu2973]

Mista and this guy with ice ability I forgot

[@lesako8527]

Xartu LMAO YES

[@RentonThunder]

"You cannot sleep with enemies nearby"

[@Voracic]

Lmao underrated comment

[@stevengreen9536]

Ikr!?

[@encagingtruth8470]

He was at home base enemies don't count

[@rfishtail_0hmz613]

ah like MainKrapt

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

"You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby"

[@pianohumper6910]

"gets pecked by a bird" protagonist : removes bullet Bird: o k

[@NoireKihj]

Far cry be like

[@mirage4023]

Gets bitten by Jaguar, pops finger back into place

[@pianohelper8873]

Far cry lol

[@theginger1187]

I was waiting for him to get shot, pop his finger back into place and be fine

[@vzazz_7847]

Meanwhile in Louisiana: Ethan gets his head cut off and proceeds to pour green juice on his hand

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

Stabbed in the gut? No problem! Just pour the juice on your HAND, that'll fix it

[@thegamingprozone1941]

Cuz he's a mold?

[@pauloazuela8488]

@@thegamingprozone1941 although he still does that before he became one. Remember his first encounter of Miya

[@thegamingprozone1941]

@@pauloazuela8488 Oh yeah true

[@alpino5316]

@@pauloazuela8488 the first aid accelerates cell development, and he never tried to put his hand back in again tho

[@slufffyg503]

In game: characters gets shot 10 times jumps off a building then grabs a medpack. In cutscene: character gets shot once and instantly dies

[@kanerios3689]

The last of us 2 in a nutshell?

[@JiffytheKiller]

Reminds me of halo reach when Kat gets shot once time and then dies

[@2Lowfy]

@@kanerios3689 I think the damage depends on the difficulty, so it usually takes 5-4 shots to die in tlou2

[@susannoo__9134]

Tim Williams nah the first one was actually good

[@mrlouis2244]

In call of duty at least the red thing that appears when you get shot is your luck decreasing, when you get shot multiple times you die because your lucm ended

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

"SOLDIER, YOU'RE HURT. I'LL GO GET THE MEDIC" "no, its fine...." "B-but..." "I'll just have to wait till the red screen effect gone"

[@Modki_Wilki]

Lol so true

[@karazakiakuno4645]

😆

[@33GLOCK]

Lol

[@kcoldmiami7767]

LOL

[@farfreez6367]

But it’s WW11 call of duty and zusman is not around

[@christopherwitherspoon4979]

Plot twist: this is a rpg and he's waiting for his turn, but he keeps dying.

[@amirklapuh1407]

@@harris3dgamer what did i just read...

[@imgvillasrc1608]

Subaru is that you?

[@33GLOCK]

@@imgvillasrc1608 who?

[@jebcoe]

he's waiting for the 95% accuracy to fail the assassin

[@maximiliansinigr3505]

@@33GLOCK Re:Zero MC.

[@mqfoxtroit3998]

I guess it's just a matter of time when he learns the breathing healing technique....

[@ForestofCicadas]

You mean an HP Regen tank build?

[@newpancakeman]

“Doctor..what did the Xray say?” “Well...he’s at least 20% lead...but if he takes a deep breath he’ll be fine”

[@rlira8072]

@@TrailerParkChris dislike this guy to oblivion for spamming, please

[@Jasonau215]

TrailerParkChris does the tactic even work lol.

[@newpancakeman]

TrailerParkChris just comment normally

[@newpancakeman]

TrailerParkChris no I mean being funny so that people might be encouraged to check out more

[@donuts7607]

@@TrailerParkChris tip 1: stop spamming Tip 2: there are many tutorial videos try watching those

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

He’s the main character, it’s why he can’t die.

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Jonathan Joestar would like to know your location

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y i expected Light but that also works

[@joshuaoshogwe4625]

Akame ga kill: *Are you sure about that*

[@padmasri1203]

@@CrowCrojoINTJ part 1 of jojo came out first like 33 years ago so Jonathan joestar would be the perfect one to refer

[@vedantsharma6113]

Light Yagami wants your name and face.

[@ShinySahil]

Just like a wise truck chinned man said: “You should have aimed for the head”

[@ryanpierson5501]

@@Gamerboy-yb3db far cry healing in a nutshell.

[@mechaxyz_]

*snaps* some god: *AAAAAAARGHHH!*

[@buntafujiwara6740]

everybody knows that your main character cant get headshotted. (only in cutscenes)

[@gregtheidiot]

Its okay to have no head! Just glue it back on! 😃👍

[@mickonatividad4284]

Avengers reference

[@brynshannon6692]

Legit, though, a story about a videogame character who somehow got into the real world, and is trying to live a normal life, but videogame rules still apply to them, would be a good story.

[@Sorcerer86pt]

Ah a reverse Isekai story.

[@mviouscosplay]

When you see a really tough math equation: Ooookay.

[@ahmedhadwan9273]

Lol

[@nukacolared]

That's actually what I said last night doing chemistry work.

[@YoshiLikesFate]

Yeah, Math sucks

[@The_Wallflower]

*Pulls out calculator* Ookay...

[@technicallypyxels155]

666 likes

[@_fiqqo]

He's in his home. He's in the non combat zone.

[@IveGotBeef]

So the robber was hacking

[@jacobdeguzman9974]

Ikr

[@cyberman4446]

GTA5:hold ma beer

[@amyhoard1222]

Unless your playing the Sims games, there are no safe areas in that series :p

[@spazmatism8421]

The living room

[@HaydensYtHr]

Villain: *SLICES OF HEAD* Character: *Eats apple*

[@cherryblossomqueen4481]

..... I'll take a potato chip... and eat it! *insert dramatic music*

[@sevensfuturewife6068]

Villain: i-

[@Jan-sf7xv]

how do you eat an apple without your head?

[@justinetillman4851]

@@Jan-sf7xv it's not possible, but their talking about game logic, where in the game, it is possible. For example, in a game called undertale, if you eat half a bicycle... Your HP maxes out 😂👏 Have a nice day/night (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

[@Jan-sf7xv]

@@justinetillman4851 ok thanks

[@GengUpinIpin]

0:46 Heart rate 📈 "i can see colours again!" 1:20 Now you dont have blood on your whole face 1:42 Energy : 85/100 >>> 10/100 1:56 You're currently hiding behind something 2:06 Ah yes, RPG... 2:28 "Oh the checkpoint is right there...." _"oh no"_

[@Conphusing]

The funniest healing has to be ghost of tsushima. The man just wills himself back to health 🤣🤣

[@crocyoin1886]

Was that the one where he pounds on his chest

[@PontifexMaximus25]

Yup XD

[@crocyoin1886]

At 1st I thought he went rage mode or something

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

Reminds me of No More Heroes; Travis Touchdown can willed himself to continuing fighting when all his health is gone.

[@samyb4566]

Oh. So this is where 1:40 came from.

[@idostuff.9786]

It’s all fun and games until you run out of healing items

[@oscargonzalez3599]

There is always a potato or a cheese roll laying around.....

[@cutedogs3873]

You can simply just respawn as well😏

[@odinson5911]

Far Cry : I don't have such weaknesses.

[@HairlessMonkeyKing]

Farcry *Pulls out tooth after getting shot and burned* excuse me what?

[@TiredofGaming]

@@HairlessMonkeyKing I remember snapping a finger back into place after getting burned

[@mr.billybop]

I'm surprised he wasn't shocked enough to lose his accent

[@bbqseitan7106]

That would’ve been the icing on the cake

[@Charlie0106]

Plot twist he always talks like this he just puts on an American accent

[@angeloortega8921]

420

[@feraldynaufal]

Watching this at midnight feels kinda surreal. There's something hypnotic with that weird accent. 👌

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@bladezanims5857]

Villain:*slices hero in half* Hero: *is dead * Also hero:*eats a crumb and is revived*

[@Shadow-kz9fb]

Thats anime

[@hylianmono]

Zelda Breath Of The Wild in a nutshell

[@spikespiegel6997]

Minecraft in a nutshell

[@kahlelismlgm307]

A crumb of a senzu beans

[@DigitalKid14]

He got up like: "You should've gone for the head."

[@SubThadd87]

fr though

[@reubenprasanth271]

Say no more

[@velvet1834]

that reference tho.

[@ghost-tj1zv]

Purple man dun dun dahh

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I mean, he didn't have to stop since the bad guys have infinite ammo anyways.

[@Ultrasonic-vl8cy]

But they don't have infinite will

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@Ultrasonic-vl8cy true

[@AhtmiaFuraha4370]

How are you popping up everywhere??!?!!

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@AhtmiaFuraha4370 because he's a (a) justin Y accolite/imitator/accomplice/alt account/friend/master/student/boyfriend/girlfriend (b) gay

[@sounaksharma7486]

Yooo

[@unknownedleaf]

you forgot pouring first aid on his hand, putting a plaster on the wound, sitting near a campfire, crushing a green crystal and just healing over time

[@epicboomshine6595]

This is why medics aren’t able to heal themselves. They’d be too OP.

[@Crimbtw]

I can imagine... " oh no his attack takes 99% of my health... Time to cast this spell that gives me 3x of my hp and heals it to full :3" *This goes on for another 6 hours😭*

[@weatherreport734]

*laughs in josuke*

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5102]

Lol

[@royalshadow5042]

Mercy(passive Regen ability):*Looks the other way*

[@gogetablue7905]

@@weatherreport734 Uuhm Josuke can't heal himself

[@NY-Buddy]

Achievement Unlocked: *ON THE BRINK OF DEATH* 100points Description: Healed from near fatal injury by using all the healing options in the game.

[@cereal9879]

Nice

[@DonDon-fp6ch]

Only 100? I'd be pissed lmao

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

@@DonDon-fp6ch yeah, to use ALL healing potions is absurd

[@danielnwachukwu9658]

bruh nice

[@arjunpathak4582]

Trophies better tho

[@RayMak]

That's the best accent ever!

[@pogsuke7847]

BRUH I SEE YOU AGAIN

[@wwuunngg]

Why are you everywhere

[@MrBig-kl1mu]

Leave me alone 😂

[@ShadowKURASA]

Aayu Gazmos?

[@Knee_Ghast]

if you see this guy, the video ends

[@guywhosnamestartswithz2520]

Stim- Warzone, Jedi Fallen Order etc. Bandage- Fortnite etc. Resolve/Chest Pound- Ghost of Tsushima Potions- A lot of RPGs and Souls games Cooked Chicken/Eating- Minecraft, GTA V Sleep- Returnal

[@kahkashanrizvi8964]

I like how the criminal realised he was in trouble then he smiled and started saying "okeyy" and then left

[@CanadianCrits]

Now if only your enemies did that. 😂

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@pinauna227]

@@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 just look at description bruh

[@justacat2]

​@@CanadianCritsu gotta creep them enough for that to happen

[@wncyuba2674]

Not only he healed himself but also he healed his T-shirt

[@nadiel9864]

Hello, i just want to be ur first comment.

[@ViewingTaz]

That shit be bothering me when i watch anime

[@star_boi_eternal5235]

@@ViewingTaz did u just say "anine" 💀💀💀😹

[@ViewingTaz]

lion boi wait what i didn’t see that

[@star_boi_eternal5235]

@@ViewingTaz cuz u edited it 😂

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

2:02 "He Just Ate A Popeye's Chicken Sandwich And Now He's Okay." This Would Make A Great Commercial!

[@mountchoco8174]

Holy shit ur right

[@annisa3714]

Lmao

[@TheSleeplessSleeperAgent]

I think I need a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

[@God-gf6ye]

1:32 "who is this ni**" Me:the main character of a video game

[@rbx511]

Gets shot on the chest* Puts bandage on arm and heals bullet wound*

[@plusultrasaini1732]

idk why but this killed me

[@padmasri1203]

@@plusultrasaini1732 farcry be like:

[@human1080]

@Yuanzhi Zhao sooo we not going to mention Fortnite were you drink blue toilet water and you are fine?

[@HumanB312]

@@padmasri1203 Ghost Recon

[@xk4911]

L4d be like

[@fluffls]

Everyone who’s reading quotes from the video is saying it in their head with that African accent

[@bluebell560]

jokes on you, i’m reading every comment with that african accent

[@walidechchafnaje9812]

I love that accent LOOOL

[@sanchochingon3194]

Not I lol

[@he773]

I thought it was Indian. It didn’t sound very African to me.

[@guhbruhmaste4557]

@@he773 no it's african. Sounds similar to nigerian. It's probably bc of the American accent he has, bc I know I cant get my accent to save my life.

[@AntoineBandele]

A guy holding a gun asks for a name... you never, ever say who you really are LOL

[@nighatnabi2469]

I never expected u to be here

[@donromellotaylor8527]

ikr

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

eyyyy

[@jimbobulator2.085]

Yea

[@plumbob109]

unless they already know it

[@mr.4o513]

The guy in his head: *pheww I’m glad he left I just ran out of healing items*

[@renookami4651]

Nah, he could still just go to the toilets, have a one-use "revive trinket" equipped or open the pause menu to instantly use an emergency auto-revive item. (well, if he have at least two of them...One just don't use the last copy of such valuable object for a random encounter)

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@R6VIIshooter]

Far cry 3 logic MC: Shot in the chest Also MC: Heals by removing shark tooth from arm

[@ScorpV1]

Far Cry 4 logic too like break your legs by falling down like 16+ ft but a small bandage in your arm works

[@rooney4231]

Scorpio M7 Far Cry Primal, gets hit with 40 arrows half of which were on fire, mauled by a saber tooth, fucked by a mammoth, and bit by a snake. Heals by cracking a finger.

[@nikhelxyzabc8974]

@@rooney4231 damm

[@Firdaus-vv8hd]

Game logic: using bandage in your hand can heal your entire health

[@brenjycota2425]

Better game logic: A piece of french fries heals a gunshot wound to the head

[@ridori7376]

Far Cry can be hilarious with this shit sometimes. -Gets clawed by a tiger -Removes a bullet from his arm -Recovers all the health he lost from the tiger attack.

[@Firdaus-vv8hd]

@@brenjycota2425 and this is why i always buy set at mcd

[@freakingwilly]

Fake. Everybody knows you can't sleep when there are enemies nearby.

[@xianegy3143]

This isnt minecraft, this is Cilvanis survival games series.

[@clintonanderson7436]

@@xianegy3143 I still find it funny that the enemy just watches you go to sleep, instead of attacking you

[@vienna8247]

Think it was a fallout reference

[@Nosretep]

@@vienna8247 BoTW does it too.

[@sevensfuturewife6068]

XD

[@Rafaelsilva-ce2uz]

and the clothes getting clean every time LOL 😂

[@DaPcGamer]

The way he just bandaged his arm and did nothing to his chest😂 accurate

[@DrakoNotDraco]

K

[@insufficientfunds7689]

TragekT ikr

[@Dani-ow2eq]

Tlou

[@ThePilleroflightning]

TragekT TLOU & Dead by daylight lmao

[@jt8892]

True

[@FueledFromFiction]

When you’re getting killed, but your girl texts that she’s home alone.

[@familiayoutuber4769]

Speed IV Jump IV Stamina IV Hardness IV

[@kulhrada6900]

Familia KZbinr or not

[@lucrigaudis6620]

Wait I have a girl now?

[@EfecanYSL]

@@familiayoutuber4769 no Hardness ∞

[@kulhrada6900]

Fox AmiZs they don’t stack

[@thekyoungin6054]

That accent is the perfect example of a henchman lmao

[@aspiringscientificjournali1505]

Ya is not strong enough to be a main villain Its accidental racism lol We associate accents with henchmen The stronger the accent and deeper the voice the closer you are to the main villain

[@silvertheelf]

The guy is just like “you shot me multiple times and I really don’t care”

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@silvertheelf]

@@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 what

[@fridge713]

The accent makes this 10x better i dont nnow how, hut it does

[@rel2236]

who is this neegah

[@DaFlyingSeal]

You had a stroke writing this comment huh

[@soullbird9qtm523]

@@DaFlyingSeal I think that's supposed to be the accent

[@reeee7607]

"Oh my gahd"

[@reeee7607]

"dat neegah is ded"

[@RandomID10T-tm]

Meanwhile Snake in MGSV just sprays febreeze on himself, and he's fine.

[@FinalKaioken]

Febreeze!? Lmaooooo!!

[@predatorszn601]

🤣🤣

[@patientzero8950]

Resident evil has the same thing. I went to the store and bought a can just for the heck of it. First aid spay is a real thing

[@doggointhecosmos1153]

Pretty sure he uses Resident Evil tech

[@shabby1221]

Nah man that axe body spray hits different

[@locksame]

Me in VG : *almost die from drowning* Also Me, an intellectual: *drinks water to restore health*

[@brassfish13]

oh yeah this is big brain time

[@locksame]

@@brassfish13 yeaaaah

[@darkflowxx9096]

Whats VG

[@icewizard55gaming8]

Dark FlowTM video game

[@mythcommunication3220]

Icewizard55 Gaming I think he meant what game fam

[@starlorddance]

he has one more way to heal，the breathing method from COD

[@MrEar]

is no one gonna talk about how good this guys aim is, I mean like he hit the same spot a bunch of times!

[@phantomsoldier87]

That man needs to open up a class and teach some stormtroopers on the weekend

[@senakuma9985]

Yup skilled

[@youngmasterzhi]

There's a difference between accuracy and precision. Accuracy is how good are you at shooting at where you need to aim at. Precision is how good are you at shooting the same spot consistently.

[@senakuma9985]

Lecture

[@MrEar]

to be fair I didn't mention Accuracy or precision at all in my comment and neither did anyone else

[@christiandiordior5614]

Plot twist: the protagonist is alive because hes in a time loop summoned by caleb from calebcity

[@dizzy6756]

The crossover :0

[@christiandiordior5614]

@@dizzy6756 speaking of crossovers u should check out caleb city's new vid

[@DamageMaximo]

Calebcity :D

[@hka2501]

GET OUTTTTTTTT

[@utkrishtthaman1545]

Lolllll

[@daniswaraputrap6642]

"OkAY oKAy okAY" Famous last words

[@alexanderstilianov]

Makes you wonder: is the attacker going to run out of ammo or is the player going to run out of healing items first?

[@sonicdml4175]

Even if you run out of healing items, you can always rely on the sacred technique. Breathing.

[@tellanov]

@@sonicdml4175 I've found the classic Witcher technique of meditating works quite well

[@DH-xw6jp]

You have underestimated the power of: [Cheese Wedge] ×372

[@theparrishshow9803]

I’d say it’s in the enemies favor because video game NPCs never run out of ammo

[@dakotamartinez8310]

There is the possibility of using supernatural powers such as healing magic. Even it needs things such as magic/mana power or MP, it could still be regenerated.

[@thefatchincat7017]

Hey you forgot the ice that will heal anything anywhere anytime. - *school nurses*

[@lad64]

Bruh😂😂

[@thebruneitor7842]

You are one of the useless meatshields xd

[@zylnexxd842]

Underrated af

[@MSDarkspyro]

Games not irl

[@reubenprasanth271]

They have nurses in schools ?

[@silenthashassin8912]

"He just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now he is okay, what is going on."

[@zylnexxd842]

Lol

[@Chad-dt5uz]

Little did he know He had only one heart left🤣😂

[@hibrix7408]

Plot twist:he had no more bullets because he didn't expect this to happen

[@Chad-dt5uz]

@@hibrix7408 lol

[@bemt5107]

Like Kakuzu

[@M7MD0o]

@@hibrix7408 his hands: Okaay

[@luxo2309]

This man laid down, went to sleep, woke up, and squared up.

[@theonlysai6419]

Legend says he’s been saying “okay” for six months now

[@greenruges6946]

Eleven...

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

ost song title please?

[@rose-js7xk]

**gets shot in chest** **wraps bandage on arm and is healed** Logic has left the chat.

[@sevensfuturewife6068]

XD

[@UnrealNPC]

Fortnite logic

[@vokuss3853]

True

[@missing_tape]

So healing by eating chicken doesn't bother you that much. I see

[@chincrimson848]

@@UnrealNPC game logic, not fortnite

[@hansmarley8184]

Dude gets sniped in the head Teamate: Are you okay? The dude: im fine im fine Just need some bandages...

[@shazianaeem6921]

Teamate:i dont have any! Here take this energy drink instead just as good

[@supercalifragilisticexpial2270]

@@shazianaeem6921 nah eat a cheeseburger its tasty and heals for 50

[@DeltaDubs89]

If anyone is wondering about the one where he beats his chest. It's from "oddworld: strangers wrath"

[@dempsey1205]

0:39 Cilvanis: Laughs Me: *Gets flashbacks of when people think they can speak japanese just because they watch anime*

[@arizun8160]

Are you telling me japanese people don't only say やめてください

[@iquityoutube7188]

What does that mean

[@brooktewolde5775]

@CDoesStuff i just know anime japanese but this means "please stop" am I right? I guess I do speak japanese after all

[@rolandovega7471]

This guy went through the healing for cod, Farcry, zelda, fallout and then just ate a damn popeyes chicken sandwich ROFL

[@NuclearShadowYT]

Because eating is how you heal in minecraft

[@NuclearShadowYT]

@LOWFRAMEBLOX Yes but full hunger heals you slowly

[@mistywww3199]

I thought the chicken sandwich is referencing how eating in zelda botw heals you

[@Kahofoxyn]

I was like "oh so no auto regeneration from call of duty" But I didn't play those recent cod games with that focky seringe thing

[@elnino9580]

You forgot Ghost of Tsushima

[@kaskaida5831]

Thanos: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD...

[@wubblewubb8620]

Lol

[@sebastiandian]

Plot Twist: Phoenix Down on the Pocket

[@lamyajaber6799]

0:35 r.i.p the white t-shirt

[@eligotmotion]

When you get attacked but you have tons of food in Minecraft:

[@danielwordsworth1843]

In Minecraft it takes ages to get healed by food imagine Skyrim - you eat 69 cheese wheels in a mere second to full health

[@blakethesnake6686]

in Old Minecraft beta Food healed you instantly and couldn't be stacked.

[@friendlyneighborhooddude85]

Main character: *Gets stabbed in the heart* Villain: *Evil laugh* Main character: *Inspirational background music starts playing*

[@luccacaixeta]

Insta-kill...

[@HeavyShores]

Giorno vs Diavolo

[@jovannydiazabad6123]

Or a flashback of it's childhood

[@Rekter]

Jovanny Diaz Abad Or their friends.

[@aurilio5633]

Man if only he'd made a reviving animation like most battle royales...

[@Kahofoxyn]

No

[@caplevidmc3636]

The accent and the heavy breathing and the end

[@Mono-ni7yu]

How about this, shoot him faster than he can heal while he’s still in hit stun??

[@baha17222]

Nope. Invincibility frames

[@demonmasterx953]

Litterly he can also him for the head or shot multiple time

[@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij]

@@baha17222 Also he can go to the menu screen to get something to heal himself, and in doing so pause everything else around him so the guy can't shoot until he is healed.

[@honeyslime7178]

But what if he has feathers?

[@a_mc1569]

You clearly never played an rpg, they take turns

[@nadimsarieddine9835]

Villain: shoots protagonist 100 times during boss fight Protagonist: finishes him off with a single blow in a cutscene

[@f.n30]

Super accurate

[@mimmoliciano8402]

It's the power of friendship

[@reminjoby520]

@@mimmoliciano8402 and love

[@reminjoby520]

And a little bit of *bullshit*

[@glennparale781]

When you finish all sidequests first...

[@LegendOfBen012]

Popeyes’s should use this to advertise their chicken sandwich

[@jacobwert1603]

Honestly tho

[@sens8tion]

@Nuck_Chorris as much as I agree with you there Someone sued red bull cause it didn't give them wings And won

[@clintonanderson7436]

@@sens8tion ... How and ...no j-just how?!?!

[@sens8tion]

@@clintonanderson7436 its stupid i know. literally just a catchphrase if I'm not mistaken, I think there was another about an energy drink where if you collect a huge amount of tickets or something you could exchange it for a Harrier jump jet. someone collected enough only for the company to say its a joke for the jet. so the guy sued them but the company won because tv ads dont count as literal information or something

[@Asul-gn4pf]

0:45 cs go 1:21 rust 1:43 not sure 1:56 metin 2 2:06 undertale/minecraft 2:26 pokemon (screw you snorlax )

[@monke3387]

Plot twist: To kill him, You had to shoot him 3 times before he heals.

[@chirpingbird5787]

Plot plot twist: he goes super saiyan to heal then punched your face into your head

[@monke3387]

@@chirpingbird5787 Plot plot plot twist: You have to shoot him with a shotgun once too.

[@zebrattoratto]

@@monke3387 plot plot plot plot twist the guy bought gamepasses and now he is immortal

[@monke3387]

@@zebrattoratto Plot plot plot plot plot twist: The game is outdated so the gamepasses are broken.

[@aljunuds8638]

@@monke3387 plot plot plot plot plot plot twist : *DON'T DARE TO BREAK THE CHAIN*

[@dudepersonbroguy]

I love how he just say ok over and over again while slowly leaving the room.

[@Daniel_Coffman]

Ok. Couldn't resist. XD

[@leiwoomynati1372]

ok

[@DKOIsoul]

ok

[@Daniel_Coffman]

Oh my gosh, I think I started a troll war... XD

[@kayshall6442]

Ok

[@2kdre493]

Plot twist: He had full shield so he didn’t really take critical damage

[@BeWaReJay]

Illumi needs to die

[@ahmetyorulmaz1457]

Dude your yt channel grew so fast i think i subscribed to you at 380k or something and i think you will grow more NICEUU

[@scorchingalpha9051]

BeWaRe Jay no

[@PsyclopsKD]

When bro pulled out the popeyes chicken sandwich ☠️

[@metis7534]

Cilvanis: He just ate a Popeyes sandwich and now he’s ok?! Me: Wait that’s *I L L E G A L*

[@derpbudder6567]

Super smash bros

[@george9371]

Ki Ra just go on computer and copy and paste lmao

[@MWDoom]

The Popeyes chicken sandwich might actually do that though.

[@DrizzyDrake475]

“How are you still alive, I shot you seven times” “I ate this five course meal I had in my pocket”

[@TheeKingRayzor]

2:23 The transition into sleep, lol 😆

[@justarandomweebyay5372]

"Dead. D-U-D" -Cilvanis

[@gabrielsanabria2005]

He was playing in Recruit and not Veteran. That's why.

[@G1urpo]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂

[@MazdaB-sq4ue]

He isn't a female that doesn't make sense.

[@hankschrader9634]

@@MazdaB-sq4ue I have gone through college high School all the languages in the world ciphers rickrolls and still cannot figure out what this means

[@MazdaB-sq4ue]

@@hankschrader9634 It's a reference to a KZbinr called "Birdman" who often talks about women living on recruit difficulty. In a videogame called Call of Duty, there are multiple difficulty settings you can select to determine how hard the game is. Recruit difficulty is the lowest setting. I highly encourage you to look him up, it will be a good laugh.

[@doubletrouble1347]

Him: Shoots him in the chest Dude: Wraps bandage around ARM Dude: Somehow healed chest

[@aplushcan6659]

Logic ⬇️⬆️➡️

[@deadopsgx8578]

Ok?

[@xervislane770]

Far cry logic fam

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

U people who need to spell out jokes astonish me. It's like you hardly got the joke and now feel special or something

[@sasasutumi]

@@misdafireinfexus5828 remember that time when the dude said ni-- Funny times.

[@usmanamin8859]

1:55 this sound is so satisfying