Everything Wrong With Expend4bles in 19 Minutes or Less

[@MargoMB19]

Pronouncing the 4 in Expend4bles so flawlessly I didn't even notice the first time!

[@calvinmasters6159]

You mean "expend foibles"?

[@DevilFan669]

Yeah they copy cat Fant4stic 2015 Reboot version

[@bastetsrising9601]

I really appreciate Jeremy's efforts in correctly pronouncing the movie title. It's this level of unmatched professionalism that makes this channel such an inspiration to watch... *dies laughting *

[@CinemaSins]

It is but a pleasure to serve.

[@bobdobbs6969]

Go Expend Yourself!

[@eclipsehorse8693]

@@CinemaSins thank you sir, for your service! *hand salute*

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

​@@CinemaSins ​ *CinemaSins is Expend4ble*

[@DevilFan669]

@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahitelol 😂bro Facts!!!

[@CappedOff-qi2sw]

The biggest sin was Sylvester Stallone having less than 10 minutes of screen time.

[@rogusmith2630]

they couldn't afford more than that lmao

[@iSAM-Hi]

I heard it was because he didn’t want to do a bunch of action scenes and stuff because his back was still messed up from a botched stunt in another movie.

[@TheLoneDrow22]

I'm pretty sure its because his scenes were expendable.

[@5ftOfRage]

Good because he's completely overrated

[@Ravenholm337]

@@TheLoneDrow22 his whole ‘career’ nowadays

[@Painfully-Mediocre]

Getting Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais for this movie and not having them fight each other is worth 100 sins.

[@BeingFireRetardant]

The only reason to watch it, and they never used it.

[@e.enriquez4589]

The green screen budget was astronomical

[@markusmuhldorfer917K]

And yet they did such a horrible job every second they used it😂😅

[@matthewboer8279]

Only movie I have seen CG face smoothing, CG abs and CG panties on a ceiling fan. Truly the golden age of cinema.

[@DARTHDANSAN]

Yes it was terrible . Way too much CGi

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Megan Fox as an expendable is as credible as Cardi B as a SWAT team leader.

[@lizardog]

As credible as all those senior citizens :D

[@Jameswormsley319]

🤣🤣

[@thespadestable]

Or watching Cardi B getting that fake azz of hers getting swat.

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

More like Lady Gaga, because like Gaga- Megan is also a male.

[@carsonhunt4642]

The series was dying so I think they thought adding “sex appeal” would help bring in viewers… but then they chose an fox who is kinda old now and dated. I don’t mean that badly. I mean that the series viewers were already kinda older guys who knew Megan fox already. Prob woulda brought in more younger viewers with a diff actress

[@Jonathan_Collins]

I didn't think Megan Fox could play anything more unconvincing than being a competent mother, but here we are.

[@sevandobo]

Just want to congratulate you on making me fucking die laughing from your comment 👌

[@RubberKiwi79]

We need some Segal movie sins.

[@MrRossStanlick]

Check out space ice

[@smilinmadman]

Him being an actor is the only sin there ever was

[@AnikMonette]

​@@MrRossStanlickOr Jason Brant. But Cinemasins can pop his Seagal cherry like NC did not long ago. But instead of Deadly Ground he could do Exit Wounds, the last legit movie Seagal made..

[@lizardog]

Segal movies are sins in and of themselves.

[@taurinstraiter2325]

@@AnikMonette I just watched "Exit Wounds (2001)". I completely agree Cinema Sins should cover that movie. Also still waiting for Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) and many others..

[@MartialArtsFilmFreak]

The short red head guy in the bar fight is an incredible martial artist. Apparently they prevized a whole fight between him and Statham. And of course they cut it!!!!!

[@AnikMonette]

Sad.😔

[@bobdobbs6969]

That's because the movie itself is expendable. Muay Thai Chi kzbin.info0Olt7rHjVfI

[@michaelmyers3709]

1:05 100 mill budget apparently but filming an actual street is just so much work

[@rogusmith2630]

A Movie with a budget of 100 mil only made like 53 mil in box office. 37mil of that came from worldwide an only 16mil came from US and canada boy I wonder why

[@michaelmyers3709]

Pretty sure the 37 worldwide includes the 16 US

[@rogusmith2630]

@@michaelmyers3709 that would mean they only made 37 in total which they didnt. plus it says outside & canada

[@michaelmyers3709]

Not sure then, either way it flopped like a fish out of water 🐠

[@Durwood71]

Most of the budget likely went to actor salaries.

[@michaelwesten4624]

only 19 minutes? that must be some sort of achievement

[@Thefrayenters]

😂 Can't wait for Expandable5!!

[@ninja-ginger1973]

Same

[@michaelmyers3709]

Think you’ll be waiting a while

[@OpinionFactChecker]

It'll have a larger cast.

[@nms7872]

and then Expenda6les

[@michaelmyers3709]

It won’t have any cast. Because it will never happen.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Expend4bles was nominated for several Razzie Awards, with Sylvester Stallone and Megan Fox “winning” for their supporting roles

[@Redflametrow]

The Jumbo Shrimp thing is pretty messed up. Like our heroes just causally murder people for fun. Even the bar fight early on they initiated and escalated.

[@Weeble985]

IKR? I know they're killers, but they don't randomly kill innocent people. It would have been better if Jumbo Shrimp was like a human trafficer or something.

[@ajjamsen694]

Wait, when did 50 Cent join the Grandpa Brigade? 😆 i was not expecting him to show up but it makes sense.

[@stevesoo8484]

A replacement for Terry Crews' character. Bet he's feeling glad he skipped this dumpster fire.

[@eclipsehorse8693]

Note Antonion Banderas and Ronda Rousey bowed out after the 3rd one as well-

[@williamsummerson1204]

This f'n movie deserves all the sins for the misuse of Tony Jaa. 😠

[@chrismcdonald2947]

Quick cutting any of his fights was a crime. The man did the most insane stunts for Ong Bak and The Protector with MULTIPLE camera angles!!

[@neemojenkins881]

They also misuse Iko Uwais too

[@williamsummerson1204]

@@chrismcdonald2947 legendary.

[@williamsummerson1204]

@@neemojenkins881 fax

[@SquiresIsle]

Wow, Richard Ayoade audio outtake! Gotta love that!

[@trashcanjoe4902]

“Using an eddie hall instead of a brian shaw!” 😂😂 poor eddie

[@StreamPunkCinema]

This movie was pain. Such a shame considering how good the first two were, even three didn't entirely suck.

[@chrodegang8406]

wtf dude

[@AnikMonette]

I liked the third one...😊

[@Vepaman]

at ( 6:18 ) they left in the inner barrel of a BB gun in that scene

[@rubendacostaesilva8442]

None of them was good...

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

How "good" the first two were. Hahahahahahahahaha....... hahahahahahahahaha

[@coolguyyy9071]

Megan Fox being in this was the biggest sin

[@Squatz1235]

Top comment I’m predicting it

[@cigar_goblin4849]

cuz shes trash? i agree

[@MeatBags]

At least worth 250 on the counter

[@AnikMonette]

I missed why she's even there...

[@SLiMMz_25]

That's always a sin

[@JacobDean88]

Saw the trailer and decided, wait a sec.. I've seen this movie 3 times already. No thanks on the 4th time

[@cupidstunt22]

Sly looks like he's been pickled in formaldehyde

[@Sun-Warrior1911]

Expendables 5 will be all AZZ jokes for sure!!

[@blackonyx1]

Oof...has a 5th movie been confirmed?

[@espenstoro]

Surely you mean Expendfiveables

[@JasonLave]

He wouldn't need glasses with a magnified scope on his rifle.

[@OpinionFactChecker]

A scope is basically a really powerful set of readers.

[@NekoHibaCosplay]

for this reason scopes have diopter correctors, I suppose snipers don't wear their glasses on the battlefield 🤣

[@shawklan27]

All for a really shitty and drawn out old man joke

[@TheAdatto]

That's not how scopes work. If for example you are near sighed like me a scope makes you near sighted far away. (If that makes sense)

[@rickstaism]

@@TheAdatto Yep I'm the same, I still wear prescription lenses in my ballistic glasses because the scope doesn't fix my short sightedness.

[@MartialArtsFilmFreak]

That Ong Bak 3 joke is perfect.

[@criticitizen8749]

Ha that "Ocean's" throwback just got me right in the funny bone. ❤

[@robertfarmer1602]

I cannot wait for you to do an EWW Late Night with the Devil. The amount of company logos at the start of that movie are OBSCENE

[@TheWPhilosopher]

I legit watched it and immediately thought of Jeremy!

[@TheRealJetLifeGaming]

Can’t wait till we get to part 4 thanks for picking my favorite movie!!!

[@Aegon1]

He didn’t even remove a single sin, he hated this movie lmao 😂

[@barryevans9486]

This concept ran out of gas two movies ago, and by using the Fast and Furious equation, that means we’ll get at least nine more, so who are we gonna get as a villain for Expendables 5? Lorenzo Lamas?

[@bikeny]

Gee, what has Lorenzo been up to these days? I go back to Falcon Crest, so it's been a while.

[@eclipsehorse8693]

They're lining up Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy!

[@MurphNTurph]

Dwayne Johnson will show up a few movies in as well, he's basically franchise Viagra.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@MurphNTurph It's gonna be Charlie Sheen trying to spread STD to the whole planet.

[@jordansean18]

Am I the only weirdo who watches the Cinemasins first to see if the movie is good before actually watching it? 😅

[@user-ft1zo7fh8l]

Me too. You are not alone.😂😂😂

[@insaincaldo]

Have you ever gotten that impression then?

[@rickstaism]

Seems like a silly thing to think.

[@YoBabyMamaFave]

Nope. I got into the trend a few years ago

[@2X9GetUp]

Vin Diesel was missing from the car chase...

[@OpinionFactChecker]

Don say that.

[@Rachel_M_]

I love your use of alliteration. Good show Sir, good show 👏

[@olandoblen5791]

The son of the General just giving 0 fks about acting like he is about the get shot while his dad is getting threatened 😂

[@CarlDraper]

if he has the aim to hit the gun so precisely with the knife, why didn't he just hit the bloke operating the gun? *ding*

[@vineco]

I bring to vote the request of more sins added for when any time a movie jokes about alcohol addiction, psychiatric help, or sexuality.

[@retr0-x9o]

10:58 Its unbeliev4ble 😂. I crack myself up

[@gretasonica]

May I cut in? The Jumbo Shrimp issue (bullying him & murdering him for something he rightfully earned) destroyed any chance of rooting 4 Sly. But he -Sly- has the greater line in the entire franchise; ...when chatting with Statham on panic attacks says "Take a Xanax and pretend you are happy with your life"!

[@paulpardee]

Oh, man, the Richard Ayoade clip was freaking gold! I wonder how many people will catch it

[@wallingfordd]

I can't wait till I'm 60 & my grandkids are like "have you seen this?!" Oh buddy let me tell ya

[@alanrockunited]

Just watched Commando. How you've never tackled this sin rich bounty is beyond belief. Also... please add 10or more sins every time a character snaps someone's neck, as it's physically impossible X

[@VikingRik]

You missed one. Says "I'm out of ammo" so the car can be flipped yet during the flip you can clearly see links of rounds flapping around still loaded in the .50.

[@christianromero6604]

Wow the special effects at the beginning of this clip reminded me of BATTLEFIELD EARTH

[@Grimmr__]

6:05 easy says hes out of ammo yet when they get flipped you can see theres still ammo in the belt...

[@taliaj2766]

I’m adding 5 sins for KZbin not immediately recommending this to watch next after watching 1,2 & 3.

[@eyyy6736]

I’ve been waiting for this one

[@thecanadianzeus]

"Using an Eddie Hall instead of a Brian Shaw" This may be my favourite sin in this channel's history 😂

[@albertmotbey1128]

This movie makes my dad nostalgic for the 80s and makes me sad for them

[@cecilebraillie4471]

for them?

[@CVoYager]

At this point I think they make these movies to feel young, busy and relevant again

[@Menibor1]

These guys are 5000 years old combined

[@BrandonBlockOiOi]

I'm glad you pointed out how callous the death of Jumbo Shrimp was. I was on that guy's side.

[@Zwickyify]

I`m so happy i missed this!

[@DeborahHMarks]

Will you guys please do the 2022 version of Persuasion?

[@andrewjames1817]

I wanting for the fast crew to join in on this crew too.. fast and expendable

[@willstylz5021]

Then team up with the Mission Impossible crew to save the world lol

[@Fathimir]

Alternate outtake for the axe-kill towards the end: "You should've gone for the head." Too easy?

[@eclipsehorse8693]

naw they really could have used Josh Brolin in this- the joke would have been perfect!

[@BigDaddyGAO]

I haven't seen anything about this movie until now, completely missed my radar.

[@JohnSmith-4U]

15:22 The best part of the movie “BLAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH”

[@thefirststopher]

No, Jeremy, not watching this one. (That statement is a lie.) Thank you for enduring.

[@Salaam_1217]

Was just watching a cinema wins vid and cinema sins dropped this vid it must be my birthday

[@Squatz1235]

Is it its apr 23

[@dalishrogue3621]

This was basically the worst expendable time 10. Like the way they wrote Gina should be all the sins

[@MurphNTurph]

Worst part of the movie was keeping Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais apart. That fight scene could have been a one shot fight, no cuts, for 5 minutes straight, and probably saved this movie from being the worst one of the franchise.

[@marcodhaene]

Not to be nitpicking here, but still... Yeah, ok, it's nitpicking : it's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, not Whitley. But hey, who's paying attention to details 😉

[@FuzzyStripetail]

The third Transformers movie probably would have been less Expend4bles if Megan Fox wasn't Fox-y enough to be replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whitley.

[@bat-max]

When did they make a 4th one?!

[@What.99]

When I watched that pile of shit, I just couldn’t believe that Barney murdered Jumbo Shrimp over losing a thumb war, and that the writers thought that was a great idea…

[@Wolfencreek]

God the greenscreening in this is truly terrible 😂

[@bikeny]

I'd say it's a toss-up between that and Megan Fox, and then for third place the makeup on all the female characters.

[@colebruner102]

Please make one for Dune 2!!

[@Chkhitoooo]

This video should've been 1.39 hours long.

[@quattrobajeena8623]

16:44 They turned Dan Chupong into a disposable prisoner wtf This guy was as popular as Tony Jaa in Thailand back in the 2000s especially with Born To Fight and he was the main antagonist in Ong Bak 3

[@Carter_C737]

Best Cinema Sins By far😂

[@pghudd]

When the guy said I don't know if I could get him back in All I could think of was Matt Damon in the oceans movie going Oooo 😂😂

[@thomaswoodard-johnson1122]

cinemasins making a video on the transporter series

[@exoterric]

Is there a Stephen from Tucson writing for y'all? I heard a reference that only 4 humans on Earth would get if it was intentional.

[@bad2dabohn1992]

So I actually didn't mind Megan Fox being in this movie because the bigger atrocity is the fact that 75% of this movie looks like a f***** green screen was painted over to look like somebody did a mural for each scene outdoors. Seriously Revenge of the Fallen which ALSO starred Megan Fox had 100X better green screen effects than this trash heap.

[@markobighead3173]

This guy both doesn't understand what The Expendables is about and somehow takes it more seriously than the film takes itself.

[@JCO78]

lol it really is called Expendfourbles

[@rmannayr2129]

THEY SHOULD HAVE WAITED AND RELEASED EXPEND4BLES IN 2024 INSTEAD!

[@DevilFan669]

I could have agree with that too lol 😂 bro 😎 facts!!

[@dirtbiker203]

The dirt bike scene could have happened just not that much height but it’s a whip that he does and that’s pretty normal while watching motocross is a lot of whips or scrubs

[@espenlappebakken3098]

I do wish you would sin the fact that the chopper they are in in the end has Volvo 240 seats...Volvo never made any helicopter....

[@michaelkennedy8573]

To be fair. There may be better examples but I know that the HMS hood sank in around 3 minutes which isn't incredibly long either.

[@aethertech]

My favorite part of this movie, is skipping the entire thing.

[@bikeny]

I had forgotten it came out, so before I watched this 19-minute 'lovefest' I checked out its 2-minute trailer. Talk about painful. Those 2 minutes told me, yeah, don't even try to watch it. And then after these 19 minutes, I am in complete agreement with myself that I will not watch it even if it ends up Netflix.

[@wstine79]

You got your Lady Expendables in my Expend4bles.

[@Wolfencreek]

Don't give Stallone Spin-off ideas

[@KapuAdam]

Epic that you sinned for not getting Brian Shaw

[@obiromaniankenobi1136]

Stargate reference? I have to give here a like, just for that one. 👍

[@skelperx9877]

I love the Expendables franchise but this whole movie feels like it was made in a hurry just so Eddie Hall could have a cameo in something.

[@jaebee1121]

Please do The Sandlot

[@noahknight4039]

They got the part 4 and no Cynthia Rothrock, Don the Dragon Wilson or Billy Blanks. Heck I might of even called Lucy Lawless, Adrien Paul and Sarah Michelle Gellar and pushed for a higher budget.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

12:45 Actually this makes mote sense in the latino dub. Theyre called the Indestructibles. These movies are about seeing old action celebrities doing their stuff and sometimes giving a chance to younger celebrities. But they made a big downgrade in quality.

[@cmdraftbrn]

christ on a stick the backdrops screamed faked.

[@tj_nanda]

RECKONING INDEED! Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa should fight

[@yt_Ajay_]

6:50 NINE years ago??? It's been NINE years since the third movie??

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

Time flies...Mel Gibson carried that movie on his back.

[@EdHadder]

CinemaSins Videos Do I Love 💕

[@nickslade3978]

One more sin: no Pierce Brosnan. He was supposed to be in this at one point

[@kryzethx]

I was wondering if "cauliflower ear" was a real thing, or just something he made up lol

[@Tman001100]

Lol, a lot of boxers and MMA fighters get it due to nature of the sport.

[@cattle-yq4gu]

Do Richard Scarry's Best Counting Video Ever

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

2:24 You take that back! The Mountain is a treasure, and he’s dating this chick that is like 4 feet tall (Or maybe she’s 6 foot, you couldn’t really tell)

[@MistahJsArcade]

Question: With all of the "(Insert Character/Actor) would be excellent at CinemaSins" over the years, is there someone that stands out that you would legit love to co host an episode with, and what movie would you want them to sin with you?

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Well he has had DeGrasse Tyson give some sins on science related films

[@GoodWithHands27]

Real question. Has any movie company ever requested u to review a movie b4 it's out so mabe u can fix what would be a terrible movie?

[@TheWPhilosopher]

BatGirl hence why they canned it but it's all very hush hush 😅

[@benperez8424]

I been a fan of levy tran over a decade i was genuinely excited for her here

[@DevoutLikestoCreate]

moment of silence for Megan Fox having to wear leather pants to a gunfight extravaganza..F**king hollywood I swear lol.