Everything Wrong With Jumanji In 17 Minutes Or Less

[@troy801]

The homeless man who fills Alan in on his dad's breakdown was a former Parish Shoes employee who lost his job when it folded, that's how he knew about Sam putting all his time and money into investigators and therapy, and why he ultimately links Sam's grief with the collapse of the town's economy. A really well written scene

[@LL3Jay]

Lol.

[@irishweeb2370]

@@LL3Jay how the heck was that comment funny

[@LL3Jay]

Oráiste Girl lol, well maybe humor is in the eye of the beholder, and maybe go fuck yourself.

[@yeetusparakeetus]

@@LL3Jay how extremely funny and quirky

[@alaluv9505]

That's right! I remember that Alan saw this guy staring at him from that same office when he was in the fabric as a child.

[@Boomer212]

1:47 As someone who works on construction sites, if anything of archaeological significance is found, all work has to be stopped until a full examination of the site is done by an archaeologist. If that guys hourly, he wouldn't say a word.

[@JesusPerez-pe8vk]

Boomermav lol

[@rararasputin8608]

Wow, nice pointer.

[@rararasputin8608]

Just imagine: - Allan: Hey, a box and it has- - Construction Worker: Hey kid, leave that alone, it was buried, so we should get that shit checked out.

[@Lex-br4wx]

Isn't that an argument for the worker to speak up, though? if anything of archaeological significance is *found*.

[@Boomer212]

If an arch study is done, he doesn't work. He'll be sent home until the study is done. He won't be paid during that time. So I doubt he'd speak up.

[@Agonystt]

Actually, he only got stuck inside Jumanji for a turn. The problem was that the turn lasted for 26 years.

[@wlt3585]

Renan Fernandes that's horrible tbh

[@ZANZR0]

No he was stuck in the jungle until someone rolled a 5 or 8

[@mephostopheles3752]

Which means Sarah is a massive bitch. If she'd come back and then rolled one more time after Alan was sucked in, he'd have been released. Judy and Peter need not be involved, Alan would spend a few minutes at most in the jungle, and they'd likely finish the game quicker. Then again, two kids on their own would be slaughtered by the game. It's pretty much necessary for Alan and Sarah to grow up.

[@squidsquiderson]

Mephostopheles I mean, after what happened during the last roll, why would she even risk it? It's not like she knew it would bring him back.

[@sairan593]

But after her turn it has to be Alan or someone else to roll 5 or 8? So if she got 6, Alan was screwed anyway

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

I remember when this first came out, it was marketed like a family flick. Then when you actually watch it, it has a very strong horror vibe

[@krazus2036]

I am an adult, I still haven't worked up the nerve to rewatch this movie over a decade later! This was not child friendly at all for a sheltered Christian kid!

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

@@krazus2036 I watched amityville 2 as a sheltered Christian kid. I had nightmares for years

[@OhElvira]

My dad took me and my sister to the movies to see it, she hid under the seat the entire movie.

[@KairuHakubi]

my 90s christian parents had a problem with tons of things, this wasn't remotely a blip on anyone's radar. it was just some scary concepts and stampeding animals.

[@Unownshipper]

What this film really is is a "Grimm Fairy tale"-style adventure flick. Most of those kind of children's stories contain some deeply depraved elements, especially if you check the original versions of the tales. This film scared me too at various scenes (I'd skip over the bats and the spiders for years) but I thought it was so cool so I kept revisiting it.

[@lomax343]

"... with or without coconuts." Five sins knocked off for Monty Python reference.

[@junk3996]

and 5 sins added right back on when he uses the term "mansplain"

[@alexanderwulfert6730]

lomax343 yep so true

[@lomax343]

Especially when it wasn't Mansplaining but Nerdsplaining. As a nerd, I know these things.

[@alexanderwulfert6730]

lomax343 same here

[@alexanderwulfert6730]

Also Monty Python rocks

[@kouizumi9484]

So... They released an actual board game for Jumanji (probably as a tie in for the Jack Black/Rock version) and it took us at least two hours to finish it. They did a great job arranging the rules so that once you start playing, you HAVE to finish properly. It's very well made and pays perfect homage to the source material.

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

I was going to reply to this earlier but when I played the game I got sucked into the board game....Thank god the others kept playing....Even if it did take 2 years to roll a damn six!!🎲

[@atomalexander2377]

I actually have the board game, it’s pretty fun, but pretty nerdy as well.

[@keyblademasterclark]

the board game came out back in the 90's.

[@amandax654]

The weird drumming from the box used to scare the crap out of me as a kid 😅

[@trenvert123]

Yeah, the first time I saw this movie, and had no clue about its plot as a kid, I was 100% sure the drumming meant they were going to be murdered.

[@loganwelch3527]

Amanda Blissett same

[@Nicamon]

Before Alan said they were drums I thought it was a heartbeat!:-S

[@dannyfoxboi]

@@trenvert123 Technically they ARE going to be murdered... By the things in the game when they start playing it, so you weren't far off from that conclusion at all... XD

[@elsad5810]

3 years. I had regular fears and nightmares for 3 years after I watched this in 3rd grade, and got a fear of anything that reminded me of those beating drums, which I interpreted as the game's heartbeat as a young kid. To this day I still get a random reoccurring nightmare of finding a demon board game with a heartbeat in a creepy old mansion and being torn away from my family forever into the demon board game.

[@timfrey2358]

No one mentioned the fact that the same actor who plays Alan's dad plays the hunter also lol

[@gerard4618]

I'd always figured that was intentional, plus you don't get Jonathan Hyde to bookend a movie :)

[@sirebellum0]

* Mind blown*' I seriously had no clue until now, and I've watched this movie many times!

[@flo1156]

@@sirebellum0 Me neither!!!

[@user-pg7uj4bp4q]

i've seen this movie 500 times and did not notice that. how?

[@mattgelfer]

I have NEVER noticed that!

[@marielosgonzalez9149]

13:00 CinemaSins-guy say "neither" while the subtitles read "either" *Ding*

[@uncledavid5344]

Reading isn't sin guy's forte.

[@hudsonchristian9538]

"Cinemasins guy" his name is Jeremy

[@CoopaTroopa25]

To be fair to the game many board games have random things that can affect either just 1 player or the entire game. Monopoly for example has 1 person getting paid or fined, 1 person paying money to every player, and every other player paying 1 person so it's possible that Van Pelt was a 1 person consequence while the stampede, monkeys, etc. were game world consequences. A real life version of Jumanji would be rolling a dice and then reading a card so the Van Pelt card would say "Must make it 10 spaces in 3 turns or you get captured by the legendary hunter Van Pelt who resets you to this square" while the Monkey one would say "Monkey's slow the expedition all dice rolls for every player are 2 less than what the dice shows." Perfectly internally consistent.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Good point!

[@Silver_Salvation]

I loved Jumanji and Zathura when i was younger. Such good Memories.

[@SasukeUchiha723]

me too

[@SamDeMonic]

I like zathura better... Maybe im more sci-fi fan

[@TouseefPara]

Absolutely, Zathura is Sci-Fi!

[@rrabbix]

Zathura is one of my favourite movies. It scared me soo much when I was younger, but I love it.

[@bowens9211]

alejandro lopez-marrufo nah you like it because of Josh or Kristen Stewart lol you kids don't know how to judge movies properly lol.

[@splatoonsavage7384]

You forgot a sin “So Alan rides by this town statue and doesn’t see any of the bullies that are hiding on the side that he’s facing or even the side next to it”

[@ghostslayer1981]

Important sin 101

[@olartio2185]

They were wearing the invisibility cloak

[@aliciacarr9014]

I'd add one more sin for "They didn't burn the wooden game box just threw it into water where it was much more likely to be found again. Destroy that shit!"

[@TheShadowflare1]

I think that cant happen. in the movie it is explained the game cannot be burned or destoried in any way. :/

[@dobbysboggart6883]

Shadowflare ... Only in the place it was made can it be unmade. One game to top them all.

[@dobbysboggart6883]

What's the story behind Jumanji anyway? Was it made by an African sorcerer with a sadistic sense of humor?

[@Jason-uw9ex]

@Dobbys Boggart It was made in China

[@li-limandragon9287]

Nah magic

[@Sillysoft]

The reason why the kids ended up in Allens city is because since Allen never disappeared, his father continued to work at the factory, it became successful instead of shutting down, allowing Allens dad to pass down the business to Allen. Now that Allen controls the company, he then sought after the kids parents and hired them to work for his company. Then when they decided to take a vacation, Allen demanded they get to work on the new projects instead, averting the outcome of the parents dying in a car crash.

[@rileystuber5422]

I thought it was ski accident but I haven't seen it in a while.

[@aelores]

ohhhh

[@actionjackson3522]

Sillysoft I'm glad someone explained it. They literally stated why in the film.

[@korvasterindar9672]

Yeah, Peter mentioned that their parents were in marketting, so Allen would be able to offer them a job to market Parish shoes and bring the parents somewhere where he could save them.

[@timfrey2358]

Riley Stuber I think it was a car accident while they were on a ski trip, or something?

[@real_lampcap]

Ya know if a girl says her friend got sucked into a board game, I'd understand why you wouldn't believe her. But when I come home and find that board game on the table with the pieces still on it and my son's bag a stuff still on the couch opened and hear the girls story, I think I'd probably start to believe her and make her roll the dice until my son came back. But what do I know?

[@nouveauxcommencements3642]

I doubt you'd believe that your son was sucked into a board game. That's out of the realm of possibility even within the movie the magic of Jumanji was a rarity

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

@@nouveauxcommencements3642 Well finding a bizarre massive African themed board game that you are pretty sure you never saw before would raise some idea, especially since someone had to put it into the attic, the police would have poked around at it too, someone would notice the pieces where stuck beyond the power of magnets and would have most likely activated the other two pieces if all it takes is putting them down on the board.

[@Someone-is4lx]

The simplest assumption would be that the son ran away and the girl setup the board, the pieces and the story to cover up for the boy

[@aqua-b7r]

@@Someone-is4lx but why not just try it anyway? I mean I understand wanting to look as soon as possible but apparently he “put all his money into finding him”, if you can’t rationalise it with lack of risk you can at least with his desperation

[@idlehour]

You know too much id keep it to yourself for safety reasons. Jumanji expands space and time dude. Please be safe. One love.

[@ruthrichardson9717]

"I tried to drop the dice so it would land on 12!" "Oh okay, well that would be cheating, honey."

[@loganshaw9198]

And you would still be closer if you do not cheat.

[@rayb1091]

Tell me about, I tried once while shooting dice and almost got shot, he lucky he just turned half monkey

[@Starswake]

😊 That line was so Bonnie.

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

"These batholes have been trained in cinematic timing" This was awesome :D

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

Yes it was !

[@SomeGuy-sf7bc]

Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace what? How?

[@QuarterLifeCrises]

Now do Everything Wrong With Zathura!

[@altestervonzion579]

One childhood movie ruined at a time

[@dominickthompson125]

Agreed

[@blandspaghettidinner8949]

There is nothing wrong with zathura

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Kristen Stewart ding. The Hunger games kid DIng.

[@eegk]

OHMYGOD THE NOSTALGIA

[@simplycanadian1364]

Everytime I watch a movie now and they say title in the movie I think roll credits!

[@thegreatbutterfly]

"If the kid's there, the parents gotta be." "No, he's HOME ALONE." The nieces and nephews were watching that the other day.

[@BroZilla-vh3tu]

Spoilers below ‘I will not be the last Jedi.’ Roll credits

[@LKKSProductions]

BroZilla2003 accurate. They said the title so many times it was hard to tell what was the real purpose of it. Loved it though

[@amandakatebutler1307]

Rip robin williams ❤️ he was a great actor and it shouldn’t of ended the way that it did

[@Gloomyraindrop]

@Elizabeth Podgorska-Vennes He's been dead for many years and you didn't know? Wtf? That's like being a fan of Ariana grande and not knowing if she died

[@legitme7572]

Raven M what does Ariana grande gotta do with this

[@jessgrace2191]

Elizabeth Podgorska-Vennes he unfortunately hung himself🥺

[@kimmedavid]

It was his decision ,He had some Kind of Alzheimer and didnt want to live with it

[@jezelle9674]

@@kimmedavid it wasnt that. bc of that it just made him confused. he prolly didnt even know what he was doing when he killed himself. he just did it without knowing it would kill him. its a shame.

[@SasukeUchiha723]

Robin Williams -10 sins **Reverse Ding**

[@dr.cliche7560]

More like 'Robin Williams +400 sins'.

[@kiiera]

Robin Williams -100000000 sins gniDgniDgniD

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

Jeremy, I was waiting for you to say: "Kirsten Dunst's character is in some sort of danger" cliché " :)

[@graciegj63]

Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace *ding*

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

Yes, I wrote this one too in a first place :-)

[@entropyzero5588]

So that _was_ her! I thought the kid looked somewhat familiar…

[@adonchabodmelamshwalyngsko9718]

Damn I was gonna type that

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Anthony Martinez Watched movie only today. I though, "daym, this young lady will become a beautiful woman someday!". Only after watching this movie I went to IMDB and realized that this is Mary Jane Watson... Well... Altho, she's been starring in some very pooppy movies and TV series lately... Such a shame... I guess Hollywood has hard competition between beautiful actresses...

[@binky2819]

Am I the only one that wants to see the 917-word detailed diatribe of 23 cases of game board mistakes?

[@talacocheta9001]

He should upload it as a bonus video. lol

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

binky2819 I do.

[@cmdraftbrn]

its piqued my interest.

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

Here!

[@patsonical]

Someone set up a petition for them to release that diatribe!

[@RyanHearn1]

Hey umm bat can live up to 30 years

[@zacharycombes496]

Without food?

[@RyanHearn1]

Thicc Wheels there’s gotta be bugs in that house

[@krazus2036]

Also magic bats, *ding*

[@I3ATTLE05]

@@RyanHearn1 Maybe a couple but is a couple of bugs gonna be enough to last that long

[@KairuHakubi]

Obviously the bat is living on Arby's.

[@amitabhakusari2304]

"Prepare to perish, Parrish".

[@mr.brightside3865]

they probably thought it was too easy as well , still it bothers me. 😕

[@luckyspurs]

He'd have had to have gone to the Nelson Muntz; "well la-di-da, Lady Cheaterly" school of bullies.

[@BloodyFlowerFilms]

Rest In Peace, Robin Williams. Fuck, I still can’t believe he’s gone. His passing still left an impact on me. Anyone else feel the same?

[@itssarina7893]

BloodyFlowerFilms yes

[@seby826]

and he is still one of the actors i still respect since he didn't rape or assaulted anyone

[@9000k4]

BloodyFlowerFilms this place is a lot more sadder now and add that too Adam west's death dude

[@sythlorde]

He is probably the only actor I ever would 'actually" sit down and miss ( that isnt in my RL you know). like, celebs come and go and every death is sad, but his comedy was so easy and heart warming that I really mean it when I say I miss him.

[@TrekPythonChild001]

I remember that I literally burst out into tears when I read the headline. I guess I hadn't consciously realized prior to the news of his passing, but Robin Williams clearly meant a whole lot to me.

[@fatsajak]

sinning you for calling sarah "sally".

[@akatheletterj7342]

I am pretty sure this was a reference to actress Bonnie Hunt's first film appearance in Rain Man (1988) or Cars (2006), in both having the name Sally.

[@zekezzekekan2144]

@@akatheletterj7342 no, he just messed up.

[@sillygoose4460]

ding

[@chrisallie2224]

Spell check call the cops spell check dick cheese 🧀

[@damienmiller8368]

I thought someone else was named Sarah at first

[@Thefishingpenguin]

The reason bill let Allen cross the road when it said don’t walk was because that scene was meant to show the power Allen and his family have in that town

[@rainbowbrush8658]

I remember watching this when I was in 1st grade and that movie freaked me out. It freaked me out so much I couldn't sleep for days.

[@mottdropsie]

good luck with the sequel then.

[@mottdropsie]

is this fake?

[@omgmynamedoesntfi5116]

Mattylicious yeah... Just look at the channel, no videos.

[@canadian0251]

Rainbow Brush the lion scene scared me the most as a kid😣it gave me nightmares

[@mottdropsie]

lol he deleted it

[@raikazuchi2516]

It should be noted that the game isn't structured to rip away almost thirty years of your life. You only have to stay in the jungle until another player roles a five or an eight. Sarah just massively shafted Alan by pussing out and leaving the game on pause for twenty-six years. Which is the somewhat flimsy explanation for time travel, as it had to ultimately reverse his being trapped, which should have only been a few minutes. And then, naturally, a pubescent rich kid somehow survived that whole time so the group could conveniently have their own Tarzan to contend with the game's bullshit.

[@hadmiar8]

Also, since the game simply reversed time to the very point where Alan was sucked in, shouldn't he be the only one to remember playing the game in the future? I guess the explanation is that Sarah was playing too, but if that's the case, then Judy and Peter should remember playing in the future as well (just like the kids did in the sequel despite their having changed the past by returning Alex to his home 20 years prior). They don't, because finishing the game changed the timeline.

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

@@hadmiar8 Well, given how the game started when Alan and Sarah were kids and Judy and Peter hadn't even been conceived yet, that would mean they would have to remember it before they even start in the womb. And then babies, babies just forget everything. It's why you need your parents to tell you that when you were a baby you did this stupid thing instead of you remembering it

[@Rufina72]

Hm, how does it work when there're just two people playing? Would it be just Sarahs turn over and over again until she rolls a five or an eight? :P

[@hadmiar8]

@@athousandyearoldfossil5059 I'm just saying that the kids in the second movie remembered playing the game, even though it started when Alex (who got sucked into the game at the beginning) was in high school, 20 years earlier. Since those kids were in high school in 2017, they clearly weren't born yet either (being that they're likely not any older than 17-18)

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

@@hadmiar8 Hmmm, good point. Maybe it's like a time remembrance thing, like time still happens, but when the time happens, they suddenly remember.

[@subjectdelta4758]

R.I.P Robin Williams :(

[@Monuments_to_Good_Intentions]

i came here for this comment

[@ShyyCrow]

I cried for a while after hearing about his death..It still gets to me from time to time

[@cryogenicwaif4688]

He was an awesome person

[@kyleslifeofjoy]

Another amazing person that suffered with depression and drug abuse. I also have suffered from both and have had suicidal thoughts before but unlike some I was able to get help for my drug addiction and depression, it sucks that some aren't so lucky😓. He will be missed!

[@crimsonwolf8174]

Who?

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

As for the shotgun, when my dad was a deputy that’s how they stored them back in the 90s. Of course with additional safety features to where it couldn’t chamber a round but it was up right.

[@KharamelSueno]

7:37 I've watched this movie for years.... I have NEVER NOTICED THAT!!!!

[@foxcom3183]

Yeah, I always notice the way the second pair bounce up and down as she gets loaded in, but I never noticed the original scene of being lifted outta the car

[@marlaking1251]

Ty

[@megapokekid1]

You got to admit this is a good movie. Also Robin Williams is always a win, +100 wins just for him.

[@linusgustafsson2629]

It is sad how such an amazing person could get so depressed with the years. I guess when you are Robin Williams, you don't have a Robin Williams brightening up your life.

[@loganshaw9198]

Robin Williams that only reason to watch movie the game is a horror game where injury and death is a side effect.

[@legopussy2363]

These are flaws, he never said the movie is trash. And giving actors wins isn't an option. Because those aren't flaws, the characters could be.

[@jes4605]

This is cinemasins

[@user-pg7uj4bp4q]

I like Robin Williams as much as the next guy but have you seen Bicentennial Man? Or Jack?

[@UnPhayzable]

I miss Robin so much 😭

[@WillowoTheWisp]

UnPhayzable Don't we all

[@asb81689]

Not really

[@premiumcache6184]

oh yeah he killed himself lmao

[@itssarina7893]

Aaron Brown he was a great actor

[@themarauder2133]

UnPhayzable me too😭

[@e-maginethise-t3935]

whoever is playing it in the year 2020, virus, killer bees, sand storms , etc.. END THE GAME ALREADY!!!

[@chrisallie2224]

Slope virus 🦠

[@collecy3734]

@@chrisallie2224 Caucasity Virus

[@m_artroom]

Fire.

[@michaeldaniels642]

Oh, if only it were that simple. Also, you forgot fire

[@jemorroids]

My bad...

[@monkeywrench431]

Shocked that you didn't say anything about Alan suddenly knowing how to drive.

[@bee_awake_art]

I think he mentions something about his dad teaching him a little. I vaguely remember that

[@jdb2002]

@@bee_awake_art He backed the car down the driveway. Once. But he wasn't able to get them going at first, and Peter had to put the car in Drive (automatic transmission didn't exist in 1969). Once you got the car going, pushing the gas pedal and moving the steering wheel doesn't take much know-how.

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

@@jdb2002no automatic transmission in 69? automatic transmission existed as far back as the 40's, maybe even before that. I had a 66 Thunderbird that was automatic

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

It is easy. Like riding a bike. lol

[@MrJeezus]

I bet Alan killed a poacher, ate him for dinner, stole his Jeep and that's how he first learned to drive.

[@evarose384]

Is it just me or do other people go on random Cinemasins binges at like 3 in the morning.

[@arikiri4182]

+Eva Nirvana I sure do

[@GraveKing3473]

Yes. Unfortunately.

[@RobertrulezDa1st]

I unfortunately do watch cinemasins when i go 2 bed and when i cant go 2 bed (and due 2 my insomnia) i do watch him to like 2 30ish to almost 5-6 xDD

[@rdanielr93]

Hahaha so true!! Always!!

[@traveler7984]

Eva Nirvana Huh read your comment at 2:51 am lol.

[@hattheduck2359]

You forgot to mention how irresponsible it is to throw away the deadly board game capable of bending reality, instead of, y'know, burn it?

[@StoicVeR]

I take the deadly board game capable of bending reality and time traveling, is probably impervious to fire. Otherwise, I think Van Pelt or any of the intelligent lethal creatures spat out by the game might've done the deed themselves in order to stay in the real world.

[@graciegj63]

hat the duck If it hasn't been done yet it should be turned in to the SCP foundation. :)

[@ikeelyou2]

Give it to the government. Have a drone drop it on an ISIS compound and watch them get eaten by lions and giant plants.

[@WillowoTheWisp]

Charlie Douglas I vote we use it on North Korea.

[@GeorgeMonet]

@@StoicVeR But if Van Pelt burned the game to stay in the real world he might have starting aging and eventually died.

[@Linkforlife199]

True story: when I watched this movie when I was really young, the plant that came out of the fireplace gave me a wicked nightmare.

[@loganshaw9198]

Ya I was thinking Venus flytraps are bad.

[@francescomei-lartenelleman777]

Same, i had a nightmare on those when i was 12..

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

Same lmao. But the truth is that V.F are really small and only eat insects

[@acaribouintheattic8345]

Same

[@NoName-bf9nv]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope ... This is a classic... You will NOT ruin this for me lmao 😂

[@DragonspineInfiniteZero]

honestly cinamasins has saved me hundreds of dollars be showing me the movies before I bought them like brightburn hellfest and varies other shitstains

[@Tails92Halcmm]

Every movie has sins

[@thecapone45]

Exactly

[@bestiesplayz6866]

Maria Castillo ikr

[@MrJeezus]

Some movies can never be ruined, no matter the flaws.

[@Crazcosmopwnu]

Alright, now to do Zathura: A Space Adventure

[@benjitodtenhagen4309]

YUSS

[@SmashSSL]

GOD is that movie awful XD

[@danielmuniz864]

SmashSSL Stfu

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Daniel Muniz It's perfect

[@marcylynn3703]

Kristen Stuart's in it, DING

[@zackisrael7372]

So we're not going to talk about the fact that he said he watched all 103 episodes of Teen Mom?

[@coolman-ut3zs]

This is the real problem here!

[@noothankyou]

I'm sure he watches for purely scientific reasons...

[@TheMediaRaptor]

No. We’re not. But we should.

[@strangeavocado9279]

No, I spent 3 hours staring into the abyss thinking about this with a Christmas jersey on my face.

[@strangeavocado9279]

*wierd look*. How did that get corrected to Christmas jersey?

[@ryanmorrison3699]

Still waiting for my “Mary Jane is in some kind of danger” cliché. I do appreciate you referring to Bebe Neuwirth as Lilith though!

[@MeCooper]

*Wait a second!!!* Why is there not a Jumaji VR game yet?!

[@RainyDays2790]

oh i'd give up my first born for that game

[@kingtoast2549]

That’s a cool idea

[@albertoagnello1113]

'Cause for now according to Jumanji 2 there is only a Super Nintendo like console...

[@dragom2009]

NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@singaporestrayan6384]

The developers got sucked into the game

[@thepayne7862]

I never realized until this video that the actor playing the hunter also played Allan's dad.

[@MoSho23]

thepayne78 yep, it's something I caught recently as well, it adds a bit more depth to some of Alan's fears and insecurities as they steam from his perception of his dad and how he feels about him.

[@giancarlooliveri9321]

thepayne78 I never noticed that on the tv screen it was wizards of oz

[@StaticBlaster]

Yep I found that out recently too.

[@yarpen26]

As well as Mr. Cadberry in Richie Rich.

[@SwordsmanMercenary]

Indeed sort of like in Peter Pan the one who plays the father always plays Captain Hook.

[@kaya97]

I was so scared of this movie when I was a child.

[@tbaggins5349]

kyawas same that fucking plant got to me.

[@melisuhhh_yt]

Same!!

[@mulanszechuansauceisthemeaning]

Links you posted seem scamy

[@sophiefilo16]

Me too. The thought of Alan being trapped in that game for 26 years was horrible. That didn't keep me from rewatching the movie several times, though...

[@mulanszechuansauceisthemeaning]

fuck off CinemaSins

[@TheBullDurham]

I loved the movie when it came out. I remember seeing them filming in town and meeting Robin Williams at a local restaurant while they were here. My only issue was that game characters could screw with the board by stealing it.

[@TamiJoeris-ge5dg]

What was it like to meet Robin? :)

[@TheBullDurham]

@@TamiJoeris-ge5dg He was a nice guy but was always "on" when in public. Like he was always performing.

[@laurenlesley6081]

-10 sins for calling Sarah "Sally" then to call her "Sarah" again!

[@mckenzieeby6971]

I think he mix mixed her up with her character from Cars. Bon Bon.

[@themysteriousgravityfalls]

THE. TRUMAN. SHOW!!!

[@defeqel6537]

He already did an episode... found nothing wrong..

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

I thought Zathura was the sequel...

[@jamcastillo01]

kirby march Barcena I knew both movies revolved around game boards, now did zathura just copy the plot or how is it that they are so similar ?

[@austinbros1000]

The Zathura book is the sequel to the Jamanji book; however, the Zathura movie is a "spiritual sequel" to the Jamanji movie. So it's more of a spin off rather than an actual sequel.

[@SuperMrWumbo]

kirby march Barcena Zathura and Jumanji were originally books written by the same author, Zathura was the sequel. Safe to assume the movies stories are in the same universe as one another. edit: edaboii z beat me to it

[@rprince418]

@Tiddles, So what you are saying is that there is some board game company out there creating evil possessed games to send out to children that no one has caught onto yet?

I'm more interested in how I can get hired by this company...

[@simplyjuannie5128]

I like how he calls the aunt Lilith. Her name on Cheers. 😂😂😂

[@nthgth]

Oh my god that is her!! How did I never realize that? (Maybe because I never got into Cheers or Frasier until long after the last time I watched Jumanji, hah)

[@Hikkiru]

Everything wrong with Zathura!

[@jamcastillo01]

Yessssssss!

[@skeath]

yes papi

[@ChrisChoi123]

omg yess

[@janban9148]

YES!

[@tm0644]

A sign this channel is going soft would have to be the lack of a sin for a character eating an apple.

[@Bendrix27]

Yeah, but calling Robin Williams an asshole might not have gone over too well, you have to tread lightly with the dead celebrities.

[@towaf8974]

^That and Williams wasn't being an asshole in that scene

[@JaelinBezel]

TM06... aren't you Toxic?

[@jimb.7523]

TM06 I think said sin only applies to antagonists, so if the hunter (Van Pelt?) or Alan's bully or a monkey ate an apple, *that* would count as a sin.

[@DarkEcho32]

One must be an asshole before they can become even more of an asshole.

[@mengerspongebob]

Now I want to see Everything Wrong With The Star Wars Holiday Special

[@caybobv1827]

I want to see the holiday special...it's so rare...

[@darthproxis1]

MengerSpongeBob I have that movie on a flash drive

[@ThatIckyGuy]

It's probably on KZbin.

[@AlfredHawthornBennyHill]

Nostalgia Critic did a review of that a couple of years ago. The only thing good about it is Bea Arthur and her singing. Even though it also has Art Carney and Harvey Korman in it as well, they unfortunately are not funny and weren't allowed to be.

[@doriginal7765]

In regards to the Time Travel part when they return to 1969, that means you could start the game as a kid, live your entire life until say 90+, finish the game and then relive your life a second time. Could you keep that scenario recurring so you keep living multiple lives. If so, that is the most powerful item to mankind.

[@HooDatDonDar]

Only if you want to spend it stuck in the game.

[@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn]

CINEMASINS: destroying childhood memories one video at a time

[@MIGUZI]

Anthony Martinez 60th like yur welcome

[@jimb.7523]

100th like. You're welcome.

[@joesheridan5562]

140th like. You're welcome

[@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn]

I just wanna thank God for giving me this opportunity

[@punsiella]

Anthony Martinez they destroyed their own childhood memories by sinning Home Alone though lol

[@kally-star]

Poor Sarah has to repeat her entire life...including school.

[@anthonylovern7994]

and investing in microsoft.

[@bowens9211]

Kallysta what about Alan? He doesn't have to redo school?

[@silverysnowfox]

Bowens92 he was in the game

[@darthgorbag]

At least she already knows most of the material now, so acing her classes will be easy

[@drebone1986]

Feel so sorry for that asshole who refused to roll the dice as her friend was sucked into a whirlpool, oh no, I'm gonna be late for prom!

[@michaelsullivan007]

Brings back memories. I loved this movie so much when I was a kid. Fantastic movie. My favorite Robin Williams role.

[@stanfordite]

2:16 Add one sin for when Sarah chooses to sit on the floor when there's a perfectly comfortable couch right behind her.

[@legopussy2363]

That isn't a sin, you don't need to sit on a couch. And how you know it's comfortable?

[@shifra1967]

I do that all the time

[@louisskulnik7390]

Not to play a game! Games are played on the floor.

[@SupremeKai24]

Come on guys! Home Alone 2 and I *KNOW* you want to do it.

[@marsthulite]

Holy shit, they predict the future

[@basstian]

They've just done it!

[@lcave0543]

Infernape is related to goku, a god, who can now predict the future. BITCH!

[@cloudninja8748]

Infernape but there's a home alone 3 and home alone 4 and home alone 2374736542847483837483837474

[@roryadams5028]

Lights off I my self have 30 sins and counting

[@priscillajimenez27]

RIP Robin Williams...he'll always be the Genie in my childhood. Strangely that morning (hours before he died) I remember him coming to my mind while I was in the shower, getting ready for college. I was thinking how it would've been cool if they revamped Aladdin as a new series or shorts like they've done with Toy Story, and have RW come back as Genie. Then that night on Yahoo News cover, I read he's gone. Even my lil sis gasped when I told her, and he was more in my childhood than hers.

[@SexyButCurious]

Priscilla Jimenez That has happened to me with a lot of celebrities like David Bowie, lead singer of Stone temple Pilots, George Michael and even Ron Howard dad. I was listen to their music on random and next day they died and I was watch Splash with Tom hanks, which Ron Howard directed and realize his dad was in the movie and died two days later.

[@katelynvictorino8364]

6:40 well we learn in the new jumanji movie that time passes differently and years can feel like only a few months

[@archieproudlove1262]

pervert alert

[@thegoatcarnival]

Daniel Rodriguez yeah, because calling out a pervert = gay

[@katelynvictorino8364]

dude im only 16 sorry

[@august101wheatley8]

But I fell like that does apply as they were in a video game where their were in different bodies entirely

[@Lovesickobsession19]

But that doesn't explain how Alan aged in real time...

[@TXFDA]

My theory about Jumanji was always that it was just a game. Like, it always seems a little too convenient how they always get out of whatever situation they're in. Even when the monkeys tossed the knives at the start, they clearly missed, hitting the door frame instead of where the girl was standing. No one gets trampled by the stampede, the hunter whose ONLY PURPOSE is to shoot and kill things, can't hit a single person he's shooting at. The mosquitoes at the start fly off out the window as soon as it's open. The Crocodile realistically would have killed them with no problem, but got beaten and avoided really easily. The flooding of the house never got to the point where it was an actual problem. I always thought that Jumanji was literally just a game. It's never meant to kill anyone, it's meant to FEEL like it's trying to kill people. No different than a modern day VR Horror game. And to top it all off, everything went right back to normal once the game was over, as if nothing happened. Any threat of danger was just the game trying to scare them. I mean, the game would technically have been over way sooner if they just...played. But they never bothered just rushing their turns one after another like you'd do in any other board game. They ran away for ages in between each turn. There's even Robin who got stuck in the game for 26 years. It was only meant to be until someone rolled a certain number. But the girl ran off, so it never proceeded to the next turn. Even the new Jumanji movie with the video game. They never show what happens if you actually run out of lives. They copped out the one time by having one character give the other one of their lives. My idea is that it'd just kick you out of the game. There's no reason to just assume you'd die for real. Though of course, it's just a guess.

[@hexagonoctogon3140]

Andyur be wrong many people were hurt during all them events a kid disappeared fr 30 yrs s any jotion of just a game isnt a good notion

[@as3609]

@@hexagonoctogon3140 noice spollng

[@Thurston86]

@@hexagonoctogon3140You comment is so awfully written, it’s nearly incomprehensible. Also, nothing you said contradicts OP’s theory.

[@blakewilliams5344]

@@as3609 wY too mispel "spelling" wile shitn onn someons spolling mostake

[@boslyporshy6553]

@@hexagonoctogon3140 30 years were reversed the moment the game ended.

[@jccinfinity7019]

Wait a sec. Did he ever bring up how stupid it is that instead of just destroying the game so it can't harm anyone anymore, all the kids who come across Jumanji just bury the thing or toss it in a river, thus keeping the possibility that someone else will come across it and most likely cause chaos?

[@WillowoTheWisp]

JCC INFINITY It's assumed the magical board game is immune to most forms of harm

[@luvahadowsdolls]

It might have some type of Ouiji-type magic where it can't be destroyed

[@mufasaiam7794]

Why would you try to mess or break a game that can literally reverse time? Even those kids knew that.

[@Jetxx]

Perhaps if it is destroyed then the games contents will be released

[@Unownshipper]

Jetx_x Exactly. And there's a volcano on the cover of the board. You do NOT want that to be released on the town.

[@Nikelicious]

RIP to the GOAT Robin Williams

[@bweizee]

Nikelicious This shit Blowing Up rn soundcloud.com/bennett-tran/hurtinallthetime

[@shriharihudli]

GOAT means Greatest Of All Time.

[@ruthshelton1924]

Nikelicious Yeah- Robin gave alot to the world. Too bad he didn't feel he had anyone to turn to for help & ended his life like he did. Or did someone take him out for money? or whatever. We'll never know I guess.

[@squatch1565]

Can we all agree that CinemaSins should add 15 sins to their sin counter for no removing any for him? I'm pretty sure this is the first RW movie they've done.

[@Goldenrod6901]

The "Little Shop of Horrors" refrence was absolutely amazing

[@snakejunt]

YOU MISSED A SIN! Alan throws Carl's keys into the field after cuffing him to the door, then moments later enters the car and starts the ignition! **DING**

[@SidStrife]

It was probably just the handcuff keys I would imagine.

[@ipwinston]

If the expedition is the game, then the monkeys appearing somewhere away from the board forcing players to stop playing and investigate is technically slowing the expedition. Yeah, it's a stretch, but it does work in movie/game logic.

[@Unownshipper]

Plus the crocodile swam into the hall from the library, the stampede had to have phased in from like a mile away before crashing through the wall for Allen to have noticed the vibrations, and Van Pelt entered the house from outside. I don't think anything demands that the game-conjured menace needs to appear right in front of the players.

[@woodyworld6226]

Say, "You're on the wrong channel for that buddy."

[@bweizee]

Woody Would This shit Blowing Up rn soundcloud.com/bennett-tran/hurtinallthetime

[@StoicVeR]

clever. Maybe too clever....

[@chloeclaires1467]

:O wow thanks!

[@chloeclaires1467]

that was @ Jeremy

[@anneyoder1157]

No-, wai- thats not

[@philb707]

Still loved it, it was a breath of fresh air for the time period.

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Phil B lol

[@theorisingmatrix_mouse8991]

Yep

[@shis1988]

The 90s, the time where originality was rampant but got the short end of the stick later on because after they ended we got stuck with little fractions of originality and a status quo of entertainment creativity.

[@bobthebomb2758]

Jumanji: 87% Welcome to the jungle: 78% Next level: 72%

[@I3ATTLE05]

That maths makes sense

[@Unownshipper]

Usually there's a HUGE decline between a source movie and its sequels, that fact that these are all pretty close in popularity percentage is a very good sign of the quality of this franchise.

[@loganshaw9198]

@@Unownshipper there was also a large time gap from the first movie and the 2nd movie.

[@Unownshipper]

@@loganshaw9198 So? The fact that they were made by different production teams doesn't impact how the movies themselves were well-received by audiences. I'm not getting what you're implying with that comment.

[@loganshaw9198]

@@Unownshipper I think it is doing well with the time gap like the time gap of Independence day and the 2nd Independence day. The first Incredibles and the 2nd one. The ghost busters. There are examples of this.

[@zerofire66]

Please do Zathura too!

[@horrorlandhorror16]

zerofire66 yas bruh

[@sabrinawilliams8717]

Sin for the movie sin counter, when you mention Alan carrying Bonnie Hunt's character to the Parrish house, you refer to her as Sally...not Sarah.

[@kenzie3571]

"Jumanji.. " "Roll credits!" 😂😂

[@acy7147]

missed a perfect opportunity to say roll dice

[@Jasmine-eq7oq]

03:50 The average lifespan of a bat is 30 years 🤦‍♀️😅

[@killerdamocles69]

Found a sin for Cinema Sins. The clutch on a motorbike is located on the handle bars so they would be able to reach it. They just couldnt reach the gears and would be stuck in 1st gear so would not achieve much speed. *DING*

[@someponyelse]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that found this major flaw in his sin-finding.

[@AceOBlade]

im gueesing he was probaly thinking of the started padle that tends to be on the side of bikes and you tend to use it with your foot

[@boingokky]

Also called Sarah Sally at one point

[@annemarie7014]

Her name was SARAH, not Sally, so one sin for you. Also, you can't sin CGI from the 90's. It was top of the line back then and the reason why we have better stuff now.

[@TeapartyWithTibbers]

it was a one off Cars reference , she plays Sally the Car

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

He can say whatever he wants because if you take it seriously you lose regardless lol

[@garytaylor3880]

Tyler Barron Ah the hide behind satire excuse for anything you fuck up to make yourself immune from criticism. I'm gonna start doing that!

[@deathbystars4999]

I totally disagree with the sinning the CGI, I mean, it's obviously an old film and I think it's fine!

[@beneales]

Back then, there was much better CGI. The Matrix and Jurassic Park were released in the same decade and they still hold up today! So it’s fine to sin crap CGI from older movies.

[@erika3016]

Childhood memories.

[@bulbasaurlife3512]

Erika W down the drain.

[@Ominous_Odyssey]

Erika W Yep.

[@laurahall7681]

When you just now realize Van Pelt is also Alans dad

[@karlajaeger2082]

I'm pretty sure that's a shout out to the stage version of peter pan. I could be wrong but if i remember correctly, mr. Darling and captain hook are portrayed by the same actor. Something about how growing up makes you a jerk.

[@jennyoneill8879]

I always knew that

[@ProximaCentauri97]

i still like this original one

[@francis-m1z]

oh, the movie conjured a helpful stagehand. Im dying

[@jrlpixels421]

It's a sin that I've always over thought. Imagine the fact that Alan and Sarah have gone threw two pubertys, two educations and have had to grow up in what could be pretty much two life times.

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

I mean as a man, I found puberty to be quite enjoyable... just saying...

[@teeboz6237]

Their second life would be so much easier. Well Sarah’s anyway. She has all of her prior knowledge and formal education. She really should have been the most powerful person on the planet. Kind of like Biff in back to the future. So much happened that she could have capitalised easily. Alan however, had survival knowledge. He could have made a very good living off of that too.

[@florianbarkowski6856]

I think it's one sin off for the heartfelt father son reunion. Always gets me

[@nathanglajch]

8:57 who's Sally?

[@ReeRee778]

Nathan G. Oh my God, how is it you're the only one to catch this SIN! Haha nice. He meant Sarah obviously, but damn what a catch!

[@lighthousecreature2841]

I saw that too!

[@jacobandreas5912]

I think he meant sarah

[@GnRGaming]

Possibly referring to Bonnie Hunt doing the voice of Sally in Cars, but who knows.

[@pianotm]

LOL Yeah, I saw that!

[@TheKingOfDorksss]

You HAAAAAAVE to do Zathura next XD

[@TimTE01]

I worked in a Theater when it came out and even I barely remember 'Zathura.' Although, to be fair, it is a pre-fame Kristen Stewart and a pre-Iron Man Jon Favreau Film.

[@AngelMass]

It's basically the same thing. Just play a Zathura trailer on a loop and listen to this video at the same time.

[@Vobatho]

The answer is nothing! Nothing is wrong with my childhood! NOSTALGIA!!!!

[@xlokoh8219]

This is literally kid-friendly version of Ouija

[@loganshaw9198]

Bored game Ouija board.

[@insaincaldo]

Screw that, stuff a ghost down my throat any day over this crazy jungle shit.

[@itsameah2595]

Yeah, kid friendly. Sure. Totally didn’t traumatize a generation.

[@PricelessBinkey1337]

Gold

[@srysly5987]

The Batman reference was amazing...

[@king0fgotham588]

BlazeLionGaming Agreed.

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

*and we'll leave the light on for ya*

[@Steph-tx3rj]

me and my sisters have loved this film ever since it came out and still do so do my nieces and nephews its a classic RIP robin

[@nickyhuntington5492]

Agree me too 😆

[@MastaChafa]

The postal worker joke wasn't that bad XD

[@nthgth]

Lol yup, and the look Van Pelt gives the clerk is perfect for someone who doesn't get it, so it all works out!

[@manasi6829]

Too soon to ask for Thor or Justice leagues?

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

average human Is it out on DVDs and Blu-ray?

[@King_Dragmire]

Way too soon

[@GDSK09]

hes already sinned the fisrt 2 thor movies

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

average human Duh.

[@dexterhunter9127]

YES

[@Craxin01]

This film stood completely on its own. Zathura was a totally separate if not similar film. Jumanji did NOT need a sequel, and certainly not 4 teens playing with an Atari version of Jumanji. I predict a 30 or less on Rotten Tomatoes.

[@SaurianStudios1207]

Craxin01 the movie has an 85% on rotten tomatoes.

[@129das]

Already voted fresh.

[@kenya-geminiwest4406]

R.I.P Robin Williams. I miss you and never will forget you.

[@johnbasterson7938]

Your first sin was nonsense! Then saying "it's only wolves" goes to show how scary the game actually is.

[@legopussy2363]

Sorry, but it wasn't. Your comment is nonsense

[@pascualguajardo204]

Nonsense. Yeah.. But it was funny though. That's the point of these clips! For the stupid jokes! Haha

[@robknight666]

@@legopussy2363 they obviously played and survive the game so wolves wouldn't be of any consent.

[@danielz1666]

They say that because they've experienced much worse things playing that game

[@SnowFox-gv2rn]

I don’t know why, but I was obsessed with this movie as a kid (and I do agree with lots of these pints, especially how the aunt cleans the whole f**king mansion in just one day)

[@chunkofchunks]

Regarding sin number 43, the passage of 26 years in a jungle would be hard to track especially for a child. And even though we know that 26 years passed in real time, he doesn't. And probably assumed that the game created it's own subsection of time outside of any passage in our universe. 26 Jumanji = 0 Reality for example.

[@renatoramos8834]

Except that he assumed Judy and Peter were his little siblings. So at most, he thinks not as much time passed outside but still well over 10 years.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

He knows he's a grown man...

[@chunkofchunks]

Yes, the 0 was an example to illustrate my point about the differing time flows. I'm sorry I didn't make my point clearer.

[@OzillGamer]

I’ve watched so much cinemasins that I have sinned every movie I have watched

[@nosfonader8792]

Ozill1695 Gamer Same, I’ve been conditioned to look out for problems at plot holes in every movie now thanks to this channel

[@zackmuravev2730]

Nosfonader87 so fucking true :D

[@jessicawurm23]

Same.

[@Hank..]

The same people who did the special effects on this also did Jurassic Park

[@robknight666]

Is this supposed to be a joke or a proof that they did the best possible? I really have no idea

[@Hank..]

@@robknight666 not a joke, its meant to be proof that they did the best possible.