Everything Wrong With Hellboy (2019) In Wasted Opportunity Minutes

[@Ozilus21]

I'm just imagining the explosion that's going to occur when the Sin Counter rates Cats...

[@sovietapples6122]

*gets fate of the furious flashbacks*

[@xScruffyDaSasquatchx]

It should just be the entire movie without cuts, Jeremy groaning the whole time while the sin counter exponentially ticks up

[@Gerthious]

@@sovietapples6122 furrious? Purrious?? A little spurrious...

[@berengustav7714]

@Kiquan Ringo dafuq? But you must mean Disney's shitfest

[@spacejesus6581]

Joseph Douek I thought Home Alone 2 held the crown with the billion sins from trump?

[@TrickyIsZaone]

"Has there ever been a good King Arthur movie" Uh, yeah, Monty Python.

[@mrspeigel3593]

It and Excalibur are the only really good ones

[@Agahmoyzen2]

we will get the second good one if warlord chronicles can get up from the ground based on the popularity of last kingdom.

[@Cobruh_Commander]

@YaBoiJace _ Ni Ni Ni!

Don't agree. I donót like Monty Python at all. Never have.

[@dyzze9696]

Howd you know he was the king? Well cause hes not covered in shit

[@simplebidnessman]

The original sin is that they didn’t make Hellboy 3.

[@chaisemaurice8150]

Nah, the original sin was the first linking of the flame.

[@10GaugeManiac]

Give it time.

[@maurreese]

Absolutely!!

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Ron Pearlman wanted a third movie, and so did the other cast members, but Del Torro kept saying no.

[@SpeedwagonZaidan]

@@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 It was Mike Mignola who wanted to take the movie in a new direction, not Del Toro. Del Toro was down for a third movie, he posted a poll on Twitter to see how much fans wanted it.

[@drewluoma8347]

"This is the futures problem" this made me genuinely laugh.

[@SennaHawx]

That's the Skyrim way!

[@gutsonthemic5261]

haahah. that was good

[@vioviooo4567]

i wish i could see a movie with lines like that...they are more real, more relatable.

[@hellspider0]

Me too

[@pizzatime7433]

Me too

[@ninjartist36]

"It's no longer a cliche anymore, it's a f*cking sleeping pill"

[@gdoghog5756]

Hold the heck up there boyo

[@gdoghog5756]

@HKMH Dariani like straight from the cow lmfao?

[@handsomest1]

Ninjartist 36 that’s what she said

[@kilonzok7803]

To be honest, I actually fell asleep at the theaters! This was one boring movie!

[@armandoalcala9093]

That Baba Yaga house isn’t a sin. That’s actual correct in folklore for her. One of the many few things they actually got down.

[@delfin7461]

Seriously, Baba Yaga is the only good thing about this movie. The mixing of Celtic, Arthurian and Slavic folklore is just awful

[@jonathanmarkoff4469]

@@delfin7461 And lucha libre.

[@delfin7461]

@@jonathanmarkoff4469 oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that! The movie left such a bad taste in my mouth I just wanted to forget it!

[@jonathanmarkoff4469]

@@delfin7461 It had all the right ingredients but was cooked poorly. Hellboy might work better in a TV series format like American Gods, rather than cramming 5 different serials from the comic book into a single movie.

[@delfin7461]

@@jonathanmarkoff4469 definitely, since they got Baba Yaga right. I think visiting each of the mythologies separately could have worked. Or we just could have gotten del Toro's 3rd film!!!

[@shoturschnitzel8988]

Do you ever watch a movie and think, "I can't wait till Cinemasins sins this movie"

[@hippityhoppityyouaremyprop4797]

Frozen 2

[@d_klotz002]

Frequently, actually.

[@markkarasik2211]

All the Star Wars prequels...J.J. Abrams Star Treks...the Lost in Space movie...😎

[@TeamOT]

Do I ever not?

[@daniellockett5276]

All the time

[@52moviesayear]

I hate it when movies try to set up interest in the “sequel” and they forget to try to get you interested in this movie.

[@spacejesus6581]

Or when movies spend so much time fixing the mistakes of the previous movie they forget to make themselves good *cough cough rise of skywalker cough*

[@Da_Swifta]

EyeAr WeeTawTed you know, I’m one of the few who actually enjoyed Rise of Skywalker, or at least I don’t utterly despise it like most seem to do, but yeah that’s a really good point..

[@kittycatkyla2344]

@@Da_Swifta I did like Rise of Skywalker, but it was super fast pace as they tried to tell a story and retcon their mistakes that happened in the first two movies. But they made up for that by bringing back Palpatine and showing just how powerful he really was when at full strength. I love that they reference Revan and Bastila! That's one of the greatest highlights in the movie, in my opinion.

[@whatwedointheshadows3349]

@@spacejesus6581 what mistakes?

[@brandonlyon730]

@@spacejesus6581 still better then episode 1 and 2 to be honest, at least ROS didn’t bore me like TPM and AOTC.

[@MetalHeadChick1993]

'people are walking around as if there isn't an awful plague spreading and going to the pub' Yup, that's exactly what Londoners would do

[@JesLazarus]

Describes London in 2020

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@JesLazarus this comment was made in 2020, so your comment is a bit redundant

[@mariod1547]

@@Derek_Keenan Lol true

[@atticusmay3654]

@@mariod1547 nice

[@antonymilne1346]

We stopped giving a shit a long time ago. Giving a shit takes effort and we need effort for drinking.

[@missmakeda]

“They didn’t finish the original trilogy w/ Ron Perlman” ding!

[@pamoweiberezi5315]

Too old

[@missmakeda]

pamowei berezi then it’s a sin for them not doing it when they had the chance lmao

[@havenbrush7100]

So sad :( the originals were so good

[@poisontippedsword3457]

Haven Brush I know :(

[@abdizur8765]

Ding x 1,000,000,000,000,000 Sins

[@hillhouseproductions]

Missed sin: During Hellboy’s fight with the giants, when one of them brings its weapon down between HB and the camera, it blocks HB from view, and when it lifts the weapon back up, HB is inexplicably reversed. As in, the editing layer somehow got flipped horizontally. He’s facing the opposite direction, and the Right Hand of Doom has become the Left Hand of Doom.

[@handsomest1]

Hillhouse Productions ok boomer

[@hillhouseproductions]

Handsome With The Handgun okay, please explain to me how pointing out a continuity error is a boomer thing to do.

[@exZell]

@@hillhouseproductions I've had that phrase thrown my way and I'm a millenial. The ok-boomer thing seems to be really popular with people who don't have a single clue what a boomer even is. It's extremely exhausting trying to point it out to them, so I've just given up.

[@hillhouseproductions]

exZell same.

[@TheFrozenProject12]

That and the river and bridge are suddenly gone after the Giant attacks HB, replaced for a large field to have the CGI fight

[@LucanoGaming]

To be fair, the "I'm a capricorn" line actually made me laugh and Harbour's delivery is brilliant.

[@01eminasvolhamato]

Same

[@fireprincessreviews]

"Who becomes a vampire and then says, 'I want to become a luchador'?" CinemaSins has some how opened the file of my deepest wishes on my computer, and I do not appreciate being called out like this. DING!

[@Princess_Ruto]

Yeah, that sounds like an honest-to-God brilliant use of vampire powers to me.

[@SuperSongbird21]

Maybe he was hoping he'd have lots of fans coming to his dressing room after for autographs/photos/whatnot and he'd have an endless line of morons to eat?

[@KillerCaitie]

Vampiro, Gangrel, Kevin Thorn, Ariel. There's more I'm probably forgetting.

[@viddork]

Worked for Spiderman. Kinda.

[@DeusExHackina]

The luchador/vampire thing was from the comics, but along with shoehorning waaaaaay too much from them into one movie, they also ignored the original story. I think this turd of a movie would really have benefitted from them NOT trying to jam so, so much in.

[@khankrumgaming8926]

"How powerful is hell boy?" He is immortal. At best you can simply make him a incorporeal where he can't hurt you, until someone summons him back to earth in baby form. The stories were never about Hellboy, they were usually about the reader, how to deal with loss, family , your own inadequacies. It's what makes him endearing, and we know he can't die, but he loses friends and loved ones. He will never grow old and die. And it is sad, so we follow him around on his adventures (as readers) and cheer for him and root for him. Not really a complex idea. James bond is immortal essentially, they never outright say it, but he is.

[@chrisnotyou]

Cinemasins has a problem dealing with even the simplest ideas. It pandering at its worst.

[@khankrumgaming8926]

@@chrisnotyou he does make some good points. I don't think he realized he made them, but he did. Like the fact that comic book arcs rarely make for good movies. It is very difficult to take a serial publication with over 100 volumes and then make it into one 90 minute movie and explain everything that's going on. Can you imagine the exposition dump that movie would be? It'll be more than half an hour of a person doing a powerpoint presentation of world building.

[@khankrumgaming8926]

@Conn Benn I said he is immortal. He cannot die of natural causes. So he stops GROWING once his growth plates fuse, that's it, he isn't actually aging, just grows up and stops. His horns are special he can only augment their physical appearance. It is all explained in the comic books. And the first movie sort of touches up on that research they were doing on him. Your question has been answered, you can look it up in the lore.

[@gorgimaanthule]

He actually dies at the end of volume 12. His story is not told in order so there could still be new stories. But his story has a very solid ending

[@khankrumgaming8926]

@@gorgimaanthule volume 12 of what? the paper backs? yeah, no, he isn't dead, SPOILER but that has been 4 year old spoiler so... you really should have bought some more books. Hell Boy is laterally immortal explained multiple times, and even if his body is completely destroyed, like I said, he will be reformed in hell again. Immortal... except if the world ends, then he will die with it. Beast of the Apocalypse part. And MM has promised not to try and retcon the Bible verses he used the give Hellboy his immortality, and said if anyone does the books wouldn't be canon anymore.

[@watsgoinonhere1]

Is it me, or is the CG really terrible during a lot of scenes in this movie? I feel like that's a reoccurring thing. I saw Jurassic World and thought that looked undeniably like real dinosaurs, but then Spider-Man FFH couldn't make a bell tower look like it's actually there. Maybe I'm just getting better at seeing through CGI, maybe movies are getting lazier, maybe it's Maybelline.

[@Ayayayayagi]

not just you, the CG is garbage during fights.

[@bretbuckley704]

No, Hellboy's CGI really is terrible. CGI has come a long way but it can be still be hit or miss for some movies. It just depends who's behind the VFX. It still boggles my mind how Marvel, as big and rich of a company as they are can somehow make both visually breathtaking digital characters like Thanos and at the same time could not afford to fix those comically bad green screen edits in Black Panther. Yet smaller franchises like the Godzilla monsterverse has had pretty consistent CGI quality throughout every film.

[@p1nazza]

@@bretbuckley704 I'm pretty sure the inconsistency of Marvel CG is due to resource allocation, they were making multiple movies at once so they put the B team on Black Panther while their A team were working on Infinity War

[@y0ungblo0d]

That's what I've been saying for how long, there hasn't been a movie in years that i never predicted, after watching it for like ten minutes only😂

[@madtitanthanos7898]

Lmao what? FFH's bell tower looked real what are you on?

[@darkashtar]

The real problem with Hellboy 2019 was not having Guillermo Del Toro involved.

[@Theyungcity23]

I disagree. I want to see someone make a movie that is true to the character in the comics.

[@darkashtar]

@@Theyungcity23 I think if they let Del Toro do an R rated version you'd get that, remember the studio forced him to do PG-13

[@Theyungcity23]

@@darkashtar and he also responded to Mignola's objection that the movie wasn't true to Hellboy as a character by saying "this is my Hellboy. Not yours." It's the entire tone of the character that's off.

[@losergenuine6067]

I feel like Hellboy would work better as a TV series.

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Innes O'Keefe Seeing as how the Hellboy franchise originated from graphic novels and comic books, it’s not far off to see Hellboy done better as a limited run TV series.

[@losergenuine6067]

@@BanilyaGorilya yeah, I'm reading the books the now, and there's just so much stuff...too much for one movie.

[@maxrobb4340]

Each day going after a different mythical creature or race, with our favourite fish and firefly

[@vincentpemberton3749]

100% agree. Some things are movie worthy because you can get enough backstory, context, etc into a 1-3 hour period, and it be good by the end - Perhaps with one or two sequels intended to cover the whole thing. But Hellboy has to skip SO MUCH for it to cover everything, by the end you are laughing at the amount of assumptions it makes and lack of details. Series for this would be absolutely amazing I feel (and since Supernatural is ending, perhaps Bobby Singer and Eric Kripke should direct it, haha).

[@creedfan2003]

I so agree

[@ThatOneKiidThere]

Laughed at the Capricorn joke, then felt personally attacked for the nobody laughed parts 🤣 dad jokes have eroded my sense of humor

[@SweetLilWren]

Same

[@tonyacosta4574]

Agreed

[@zacgoodman6241]

Same

[@01eminasvolhamato]

Dad jokes rule

[@sydneytatea]

The original Del Toro movies were amazing and didn't need to rely on gore to be entertaining!!

[@lordvika2526]

While they were good, they were very campy and could have been much better.....not that the remake was better

[@evilqueen6402]

@@lordvika2526 prequel* idk why people keep calling it a remake its a totally different story.

[@TheCheese1988]

It was actually quite emotional how they set up the separation between the magical and normal worlds. The Green Giant dying, as the last of its kind, was so sad.

[@lordvika2526]

@@evilqueen6402 it's a retelling of the first Hellboy movie, so it's a remake....it's bit a prequel if they have basicallybthe same opening scenes......the doctor finding Hellboy as a baby and raising him, the rest of the movie was different yeah, but doesn't change the fact it was a remake and not a prequel The newest version is closer to the comics then the first version was.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

I'd call this a reboot. A shitty one. But if Evil Dead and Ghostbusters can make a comeback after not so great remake/reboots, I can hope for Hellboi 3 from Guillermo and Perlman.

[@Thomas-fz9xw]

"Will elicit laughs from a certain kind of person, and you know who you are." Does a chuckle count? For the delivery, if not the joke?

[@Ginrikuzuma]

i got a chuckle too

[@pianotm]

I was going to be embarrassed, but I'm the 25th like on your comment, so I don't feel so bad.

[@roguishpaladin]

I'm extremely appreciative that David Harbour took a dumb joke and delivered it in a convincing enough fashion that it got a chuckle out of me too. Should Sinny be adding (at the time of this posting) 90 sins after all?

[@pianotm]

@@roguishpaladin I don't know! It seemed pretty immutable! He dinged the Sin Counter, and it did this weird thing where it acknowledged the sin but didn't increase the counter.

[@thehobo00]

The delivery of the joke doesn't count IMO because even CS himself said how good David Harbour is in the role of Hellboy. Such a great actor with such a crappy script! He's gotta make SOMETHING about the jokes stick

[@squallloire]

"Tons of people in London are still just walking around like a witch didn't start spreading a plague earlier". Oddly true to life >.>

[@TheHumanFlag]

This movie was the epitome of wasted potential. Looks like it should be so cool but it so dumb and is bogged down with so much crap that it can’t even be escapist fun

[@colestaley969]

I however liked the movie

[@softlyspokengamer3666]

"since when does the sin counter dec….. yes master" ah, the puppet master reveals itself.

[@LudyLoomy]

"Silly ass fifth element" is actually the biggest sin on this channel.....

[@LuLu-Sil]

Oof I hated that line

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

Silly doesn't mean the movie bad. In fact, the silliness is what makes The Fifth Element so great.

[@Derek_Keenan]

agreed...as soon as he said that I had to pause and look at the comments. The 5th element is an amazing movie and very rewatchable. also, Mila goes topless in it, which automatically adds +1 star

[@mariod1547]

@@Derek_Keenan Gotta see this movie now

[@jacoblewis2221]

I think he was referring to that role compared to all her action roles.

[@liammorris9372]

“This is the future’s problem now” literally the main plot line of Skyrim :P

[@chargedattack3559]

"What if we took Alduin, and pushed him somewhere else?!" Edit: Spelling

[@vidmasterK1]

@Jangler333 haha, naw, Jangs. No.

[@peytoonald4193]

Liam Morris lol

[@malcomalexander9437]

And how you deal with Alduin.

[@utkarsh2746]

@Jangler333 NO and how obsessed are you with them to bring them up here wtf?!

[@CasperVonGhoul]

It’s official, the Movie Sin Counter is it’s own being.

[@roguishpaladin]

It's been for a while. I forget the first time, but it's demonstrated sentience a few times now.

[@critical_failure]

You say that as though that wasn't already established. It's like Voldemort and Prof Q. You may not SEE Voldemort, But Prof Q is a mere servant doing the bidding of his master. The sin counter being, of course, Voldemort.

[@CasperVonGhoul]

Dracovyrn_Majestic_Girl Well I’ve been with CinemaSins for like 2 or 3 years...but I don’t remember it doing something like this before. Though I could just have poor memory or just missed those specific videos.

[@critical_failure]

@@CasperVonGhoul I mean - I fee like it's pretty much implied given how often he's "forced" to give something a sin. Who knows? We might even have a Cinema Sins lore on our hands.

[@alphacat77]

Logan Lopez it does it more in tv sins

[@TeamOT]

That monk tongue sin thing was so infuriating that I remember thinking "I hope cinemasins doesn't let this go unpunished" as I was watching the movie.

[@ZombieDish]

Faeire Magick doesnt need to explain shit.

[@longtravel1743]

I always thought it was the monk's entire larynx...

[@Zeytrixx]

_”Wasted Opportunity Minutes”_ lmaoo

[@Alvionalx]

Do you mean “lmao” instead of “ lmaoo “

[@Scootaskyeee]

“Everything wrong with Hellboy 2019” literally everything except Mila Jovovich.

[@hexadecimal5236]

I thought I was going to hate it, but it wasn't too bad. I don't know why they have to constantly reboot reboot rererererereboot things. Why can't they just stick with one actor for a Trilogy?

[@hexadecimal5236]

I thought it was kindof evil to lock her in a box like that. He should've had her head shrunk and had Merlin wear it around his neck. >_

[@Crvknight]

Hellboy 2019 was great, dude. Pretty accurate to the comic too.

[@ink9426]

@@Crvknight it was by far the worst hellboy

[@Crvknight]

@@ink9426 That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[@major_vibeskelley2925]

This movie is a trainwreck. I love David Harbour and he is a great actor, but they just can't do it like the originals with Ron Pearlman, Doug Jones, and Selma Blair.🤷‍♂️ I also think that the editing and animation is bad as well.

[@AcidGlow]

*I just wanted to see more of HellBoy's true form at the end...* ✅🙂

[@pungafug7298]

am i the only reply

[@Corn_Beef_Boss]

@@pungafug7298 no

[@LTJfan]

"If we don't get a John Wick/Hellboy crossover in 2023, I'm going to be pissed." I agree with you, Cinemasins.

[@sarahjaneslater5311]

I hate every moment of this film but the worst part is when he gets stabbed through the chest then stabbed another 5 times or something then electrocuted. Before finally being used as a football by three giants before passing out. He LIVES through all that seriously. Watching this movie felt like someone was peeling my eyes.

[@pabloc.5186]

Hellboy is immortal, although the movie failed to properly convey that. He can only die when he is ready for it

[@geekuporshutup1751]

The fact that they wasted the talents of David Harbour to me is worth a million sins. LMAO😅😅

[@jiorts]

plus one of the best fx makup artists who had so many ideas for the movie but it got sucked out all the passion in the end

[@brettbaratheon9776]

Ah, he’s just another dirty liberal. That guy is actually a huge asshole.

[@231mac]

@@brettbaratheon9776 Exactly

[@danieldunlap4077]

@@brettbaratheon9776 rather have a dirty liberal then an idiot voting to the right.

[@harrissyed1417]

At least we got the badass beard guy Alexi Shostakov/Red Guardian in Black Widow (2020).

[@HighLordSythen]

"A domestic gross of $21.9 million took care of that" actually made me laugh out loud.

[@nathanl6401]

Also, king Arthur in full plate armor. In 517 AD, roughly 500 years before the start of the medieval period.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

middle ages: roughly 500 - 1500 AD. But yes, full plate armor in the 6th century? Highly unlikely.

[@LargeMetallicFellow]

No lie: I actually really liked this movie. David Harbour was great, and the accuracy to the comics was actually pretty impressive. But I won't deny that it was still very flawed. I managed to have mindless fun while watching it, personally. But anywho, good content as always dudes!

[@nargris4048]

Agreed. Watched it for the first time this morning on Netflix, can't say it was AS bad as people make it out to be.

[@mallios13]

For all the ways this movie is accurate to the comics, it makes sure to include elements that are inaccurate. That, to me, was one of its major flaws. Ironically, the first Hellboy and it's emphasis on the Ogdru Jahad was truer to the comics than this movie and its obsession with Christian aspects.

[@andrewdouglas9829]

Personally, it wasn't that horrible. Keeping in mind that hellboy has a lot crazy shit that happens. So not all of it (if any of it) translates well to the screen. I actually think a lot of the problems could be fixed with a sequel. Just a solid film that is for pointless entertainment.

[@arcspark4937]

@@mallios13 The difference is that the Christian elements in the original movies felt more relatable and genuine.

[@adrianjones8073]

How would you compare this Hellboy to the Ron Perlman movies though?

[@TheHolder5]

“King Arthur, yes that King Arthur, from Monty Python And the Holy Grail.”

[@danielmillward9947]

Come patsy (clanging coconuts together)

[@nnahoy8]

6:22 A group of men with green hoods ans capes, riding horses in the forest and hunting giants. Looks like the director loves Attack on Titan.

[@briancaelleigh299]

Ian McShane plays ALL of his characters the same way.

[@damp2269]

aaaaaaand all of them are awesome.

[@mrcarson6912]

Yh all his characters are the same but all I fucking love

[@Slv4S8n666]

Like Tom Cruise

[@currier207]

Ya don’t stick a Clydesdale in the Kentucky derby, stay in your element.

[@thebigsquig]

watch hot rod

[@nicholasmclane5290]

CinemaSins is what plays in your head when you’re stoned and hyper focused on a movie and realize everything that’s wrong with it. No? Just me?

[@fuzzytech3846]

CS: We are doing the 2019 version of Hellboy Me: There was a 2019 version of Hellboy?

[@asnowballinhell]

LOL, yeah. This is the first I've heard of it.

[@emmanueldixon2235]

That’s bc this shitty booty movie got yeeted outta the theaters faster than Dark Phoenix did so don’t feel bad about missing the buzz about it lol

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@emmanueldixon2235 actually dark Phoenix got taken out or theatres faster then this rebooted Hellboy....that movie lasted in theatres for at least 1 Ans a half months while dark Phoenix stayed in theatres for just like 3 weeks

[@jellylion2521]

It was probably the worst movie I saw this year. Absolutely awful

[@eternalreign2313]

It was a made for TV movie by the Syfy channel. It aired between Sharknado 5 and Piranhaconda.

[@kourtneyr.scruggs0988]

Me: I personally enjoyed this movie. Internet: Well, good for you! You're wrong.

[@robertwhittick6427]

Me too 😂

[@derrickwatson4597]

IMO it's not bad, just not the movie i wanted with Del Toro and Perlman. Mcshane is English Al Pacino to me, charisma and a pair of big brass ones

[@SMITESHSURESH]

Yeah I liked it quite a bit 😅

[@bryantmcknight4880]

We are definitely in the minority. Wish Abe would have made it in earlier. He was one of my favorite parts of the original movies

[@Grim_Beard]

I watched it on Netlfix a few days ago, expecting it to be terrible. It wasn't. Not sure if I'm disappointed or, er, appointed.

[@dr.bright6272]

Nimue was a pretty cool person in King Arthur stories. She was Merlins friend and when she died she became the Lady of the Lake and guarded Excalibur.

[@sanitarycash8628]

When it’s about 6 minutes in and there’s already about 70 sins, you know it’s a bad movie

[@lordvika2526]

Nope that just CinemaSins padding there sin count by adding a shit ton of sins for no reason

[@bryantmcknight4880]

or *CRUNCH* PADDING THE SIN COUNT BRO *CRUNCH*

[@Farsiratorius]

@@lordvika2526 nah man, this film is shit

[@lordvika2526]

@@Farsiratorius while it wasn't the greatest movie, it wasn't completely shit either. I honestly enjoyed it because it was a closer adaption of the comic story for Hellboy. The origional movies while based on the characters was no where close to the source material, and honestly when a movie is based of a book series or comic book series or an anime/manga series I always enjoy them more when they stick closer to the source material, rather then just take the characters and put them in some random thing that would never have been part of the source material.

[@berengustav7714]

@@bryantmcknight4880 is a B3RDMAN fan!👏👏👏

[@ZeroOskul]

I liked the first Hellboy. This one looks like Hell, boy.

[@mracidman2536]

yea that was pretty corny joke you did

[@zeddvaldez7942]

Kidd Skrrt kinda shucks;)

[@lz_377]

The best thing about this movie is that it reminded me to go watch “the sword in the stone” my favorite Disney movie.

[@Dotat0]

Just for the record. I laughed at the capricorn line and I have no shame.

[@benkallsen7593]

ikr... So I guess he has to add two sins?

[@TurboRoggy]

@@benkallsen7593 Count me in. I LOVED that joke. And every time he does something like that (i.e. assuming no one laughed) makes me groan in pain.

[@kingb6628]

King Key same 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@MrsNegative1]

Roggy Same. And for example the second mention of the stripper Osiris Club is funny BECAUSE it was already mentioned.

[@Nyghtking]

I did to.

[@victorpersson02]

I am glad to be represented by the sin counter in the "add a sin for everyone who laughed at the 'I'm a capricorn' joke" I laughed out loud.

[@Kalmaggedon]

I don't know why, but seeing how many people react to Corona right now makes your Sin from 19:00 realy hilarious to me.

[@agiuggio1]

the way nobody actually watches these for the "comedy", but rather just to watch the movie

[@brandonlyon730]

This movie proves that just having a R rating won’t make your reboot movie automatically better then your PG-13 original.

[@emilyharvey4930]

Honestly, I liked this movie. I feel that David Harbor did a very good job playing Hellboy (though of course no one can outshine Ron Perlman). I really liked the characters Alice and Ben. Only thing that ruined it for me was that they couldn't pick a dang plot. Too many elements all smashed up together. Oh, and also sorta didn't like what they did to the professor's personality: Catholic pacifist to absent war monger >.

[@tomtripp5417]

Everything wrong with hellboy : plays entire hellboy movie

[@achxd]

It's not the whole movie

[@tomtripp5417]

@@achxd it should be, it was trash

[@aestheticcat8976]

@@tomtripp5417 His make over which looked like bad plastic surgery was way worse 💀

[@sleepykitty8918]

Every single Cinemasins video has comments like this. Though for some reason I like yours. Weird.

[@supercat765]

I would have replaced the "his brain is to small a target" with "His skull is too thick" not a better joke about his intelligence but it could be taken literally

[@MDCxThePG]

People just would have taken it literally when they wanted it to play for a joke. Besides, saying someone has a thick skull means they're stubborn, hard-headed, not unintelligent.

[@timyrakal7464]

LegenDarius which still applies as an insult to hellboy

[@MDCxThePG]

@@timyrakal7464 I mean, I guess? But saying someone is stubborn in that moment when you're trying to kill them isn't much of an insult.

[@timyrakal7464]

LegenDarius I mean, killing them is a pretty big insult. Wouldn’t you agree?

[@Da_Swifta]

Nairosha .baddie. Depends. Professionals have standards after all.

[@Darthalas]

I would just like to pause and take a moment to point out how awesome it is that the Sin Counter has finally reveled itself to be the true master in this relationship; I don't get why it waited so long. All glory to the Sin Counter!

[@Riachanai]

God my boyfriend and I usually love this series but when we saw this in the theaters, we could barely hold ourselves from laughing at it the entire time 😭😂

[@packstreams7612]

Love how Ian McShane is in John Wick where they call John Wick “Baba Yaga” and in Hellboy with an actual BABA YAGA! Lol

[@jarrodedson5441]

The irony is strong with this one

[@jarrodedson5441]

The irony is strong with this one I find ur lack of irony disturbing

[@shank9167]

must have been a package deal considering both of them are Lionsgate movies

[@lumiel777]

They tried to make it "modern" and funny. Didn't work. And Hellboy in comics wasn't whinny, dumb teenenger and people didn't gave a flying fook that he is a demon. Just read comics folks if You like dark atmosphere.

[@Ackalan]

The joke lines are way too long, there are obvious pauses for jokes in the middle of moments that are supposed to be high stakes and it ruins them. And the fact that so many people die while the main character is completely indifferent towards it really makes it hard for the audience to root for him.

[@minitaur8693]

3:05 John Wick in the Hellboy universe? TAKE MY MONEY!

[@DavidFlores-ib6pm]

This movie was really a waste of time especially remaking it they should’ve never touched hellboy if Ron was done with the golden army

[@Fallen_Family]

David Flores Ron wanted time do another movie but they wouldn’t let him back on

[@kriskater]

fallen family wack... smh Ron is Hellboy end of story

[@Fallen_Family]

Kristopher G I know he was a way better hellboy but they wouldn’t let him back on for the reboot

[@GamerFromJump]

Hellboy: Weren’t there supposed to be three?” _Final Fantasy_ fight whoosh, battle theme starts. _Giant fight commences_

[@brucebarkerkodiak]

Little late but all three giant deaths were simple but crazy good

[@elsquisheeone]

it's weird that Jeremy sins the joke at 14:14 but also laughed at the cringey "what are those" joke in Black Panther

[@ilikecurry2345]

Then again, Satan is sometimes depicted as at the very least having goaty bits, thus Hellboy stating his star sign as Capricorn would make a bit of sense.

[@mokko759]

He really is a capricorn, he was born ( At least, born on Earth) December 23 1944. If we go according to when he was born in Hell, according to the comics ( The movie is all kinds of fucked up), he's a libra. October 5th, 1617.

[@handsomest1]

The #6 Runaway Guys Fan ok boomer

[@stephaniehagler8991]

"...and everyone you've ever loved...multi pass" is probably the best dub you guys have ever done

[@alexburke5376]

God: creates humans Humans: create this movie God: nooooooooo

[@Kobekola]

Satan: *demonic laughter*

[@Rqarte626]

no me(god) please nooooo ! noo, Noooo! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (stevecarrelvoice)

[@thyrussendria8198]

@@Kobekola Seriously, even Satan would want to destroy this movie for the portrayal of Hell's Demons

[@geraldford9266]

🤣🤣😂

[@mrnukes797]

@@thyrussendria8198 no he would DESTROY DOOM ANNIHILATION

[@tylerwade3682]

I feel bad for David Harbour. He's clearly giving it his all but even HIM couldn't save this garbage movie

[@tobiasbushnell8402]

HIM, like His Infernal Majesty? Yes, I'm a little slow.

[@Paulafan5]

He did a good job and while he's not quite Ron Perlman, he was fine. The rest of the film needed a lot of work though.

[@korymulanax3362]

"Ooooooo watch yourself. It's the claw!" Lmfao

[@rennraven]

Idk if someone has mentioned this but the whole house on legs is a big part of the baba yaga legend, she canonically had a walking house with huge chicken feet lmaooo

[@gabebendetowitz1363]

Never say never, Ryan Reynolds played DeadPool twice.

[@dream8870]

And did damn good at it both times

[@zacharyamos6139]

I haven’t seen this movie and when that descendant of Arthur twist and Excalibur showed up my eyes rolled all the way to the back of my head.

[@JazzakRavenshade]

Arthur, the man who wasn't King, or English? Yeah, it is very weird.

[@rafaklus7950]

The title should be: Everything IS wrong with Hellboy.

[@vanessaaiselbrown3521]

I liked it

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

@smokeorz,. Ohh so edgy.

[@vanessaaiselbrown3521]

@Smoke0rz hey man, everyone has their own opinion.

[@freddycipher6112]

For years I’ve waited and thought that maybe he would find a movie so bad he would straight up say at the beginning EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH *movie* but it never happened and I expected him to do it for twilight

[@sSyphoNizeOffical]

2019*

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

NARRATION: High atop the cliffs is an old goat-path . . . ME: Lady-yode-lady-yode-lay-HEE-HOO!

[@taylorkoleber1885]

I see what you did there, and I respect you for it.

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

@@taylorkoleber1885 Thank 'e!

[@robertjackson3552]

this plague story line is a little on the nose at the moment

[@kaideicakes]

the part where people went out like normal is pretty on point for something released before this all started.

[@wellreadbull3740]

11:00 About the Fish&Chips store: No one, I repeat no one will question why you didn't return from the back after you just had fish and chips, trust me!😂

[@Da_Swifta]

Well Read Bull your profile picture is cursed, I hope you know that.

[@jasoncg2956]

@@Da_Swifta its blesssedddd........

[@getaleneagnew9750]

10:35 Boxing Helena reference seriously thought I was the only one who knew that movie existed lol

[@Dr_Monitor]

This movie's two redeeming qualities are Mila Jovovich and Daniel Dae Kim.

[@jamesmorriscreations]

Daniel Dae Kim: absolutely, he was fantastic. Milla Jovovich: are you bloody joking? I’ve seen better performances from children in primary school plays. She was godawful. She was quite possibly the worst thing about the film, and when the film you’re saying that about is Hellboy 2019, you know that’s not good.

[@maxwell4776]

The scooby doo clip at the end made me regain my faith in humanity

[@firstlast9894]

*[ H U M A N I T Y R E S T O R E D]*

[@dream8870]

I've been lost it and I don't think it's ever gonna come back

[@MrYeezy77]

Everything Wrong with CATS in Furry Minutes

[@tarnyowl6068]

Let’s hope a furry minute is, like cat years, short

[@Idofphoenix]

Jellicle minutes...

[@perlasmermaid5812]

For the eleventh time. Furries had nothing to do with that cringe fest!! If one single furry had stepped foot in the character design department that movie would be nominated for the Oscars. If there's anything we know is how to make antropomorphic animals look awesome

[@roguishpaladin]

@@perlasmermaid5812 True, that, but I think they just mean "as in cats have fur on them", not actually associating it with the fandom.

[@perlasmermaid5812]

@@roguishpaladin Okay that might be the case, it's just that it's tiring the way everyone blamed that Trainwreck on us.

[@davidm5707]

I just watched this yesterday, and I want those two hours of my life back! If you thought that David Harbour did a great job, the death of this franchise means you may get to see him in real movies.

[@vincentphillips6867]

“I’ve never seen set up so much that will never see the light of day”. Did you forget about the cursed live action dragon ball?

[@comingviking]

Hey, I laughed at the "We're made for each other but it'll never work"-line. And I am NOT ashamed of it!

[@Juggornawt]

I actually laughed at the horoscope joke during this video and was treated to being called out for it for the first time.

[@kanthonyofficial]

actually forgot this was a movie, wish i could have continued down that path in life.

[@jakewoodhouse9817]

"Who says, "what I really want to be is a luchadore!" " This guy, apparently

[@JustMatt91]

I'll be honest here, I have a like/hate relationship with this movie. There are parts I like in it, mostly David Harbour's take on Hellboy I felt like he did a really good job, the biggest glaring problem with this movie for me is the story. It bounces around so much, its like they had a writers meeting, pitched 10 different ideas and went "Hey, lets do this movie as like 10 mini stories and go!". The 2004 one was so good cause it had just overarching story going for the majority of the film, but with this its just a hodgepodge of things going. Honestly, Id love a sequel with Harbour back as Hellboy, only instead of 10 different plot lines, just pick one. Go back to the comics, find a story (i.e. The Conqueror Worm), and adapt that and there you go. This has been my TED Talk.

[@senhazey1020]

Matt Horning too bad we’ll never see a sequel tho

[@thepickygamer4450]

I said this about Justice League. All they had to do is copy JL War, add a few scenes, to make it feature length and you'd have a better movie.

[@abhishekparmar6702]

No, simply, everything sucked! That's my Ted talk *Drops mic*

[@senhazey1020]

Abhishek Parmar it easy to say something sucks, but taking a look at what’ve could’ve been done better and learning from that is more constructive.

[@abhishekparmar6702]

@@senhazey1020 are you new to the internet ?

[@chasdemerak]

"...Milla Jovovich is a badass and it seems like we're never going to get a great sci-fi, fantasy or action film with her in it..." Monster Hunter movie looms in he distance. Oh boy.

[@thunderpantz]

And it's directed by her hubby, Paul "What Script?" Anderson. You can start screaming now.

[@keepironman14]

Missed opportunity for toystory 1's "THE CLAW!" 21:28

[@blragh]

You know a movie is bad when I can't even make it through the Sins video...

[@MrMrjack18]

This movie is unwatchable, i never managed to finish watching the whole movie

[@Sereomontis]

I'm really enjoying these inventive titles you guys have been doing recently. Just felt it was worth pointing out.

[@viktorgavorn4635]

really appreciate these neat little summaries of movies I never really intended to watch

[@braden299]

I’m not gonna lie I didn’t even know this movie came out

[@Legendary_sartorian]

the new hell boy looks so bad that we should call him "taken lots of drugsboy"

[@MrMutou]

We called him wet-drunk-boy😂

[@lordkarasu2263]

After he remade the sin counter after it broke its came back too powerful...even Jeremy can’t control it now.

[@robbob5258]

“Wasted opportunity minutes” *this is gonna be good...*

[@handsomest1]

Rob Bob42069 that’s what she said

[@Oscar-j6b]

I know you were joking about the john wick and hellboy crossover, but that would be epic.

[@ChristochatBTW]

In airsoft I learned, if you just drop your fear and make risky pushes, you tend to get shot less than when you hide in the back

[@dlobelow760]

14:25 The sin computer lied to you. I'm a Capricorn and I chuckled a bit at that line

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

1:01 Oh look, Milla Jovovich's severed head is talking like a bust in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland... This bodes well.

[@twojonzt.v.6865]

I was part of people that laughed at the sin you almost didn't give. Anytime someone says " your fucking nuts" i laugh