WooHoo: It’s Troom Troom, but worse

[@fedos]

"I don't know what woohoo is." Someone doesn't play The Sims.

[@paprikaa117]

Smh everybodies saying this and I don't get it- Please explain

[@fedos]

@@paprikaa117 Somebody doesn... Just kidding. In The Sims "woohoo" means sex. sims.fandom.com/wiki/WooHoo

[@themilkman7664]

@@fedos I didn't expect you to be so blatant

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

person lol Gotta say facts when you gotta say facts.

[@fedos]

@@themilkman7664 No point in not being blunt. If someone doesn't legitimately doesn't know then not telling the truth outright is doing them a disservice.

[@ayan1170]

“What do WooHoo even mean??” Sims Players: *DON’T*

[@intaze]

I- LMAO

[@ripoeditz9171]

I had to search this up Thanks for ruining my childhood

[@dylic2251]

I thought more people would know what that means

[@crossplayed]

M H M

[@thineevee7345]

@@dylic2251 yea

[@thatandreamusic]

We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

[@thatsdisco]

oh wow, now I wanna visit that place it sounds dope!! A swing made of a bathtub?? That's crazy

[@davidbosy4275]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Sounds like a dope place tho

[@Eli-mn5cq]

From what I know, the roof caved in and it has been permanently closed.

[@thatandreamusic]

@@Eli-mn5cq Oh my god how did I not know about this happening 2 years ago? I swore I was there not long before lockdown but it must have been longer than I thought!

[@RettMikhal]

I prefer Lebowskis.

[@brycemw]

“Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?” “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

One narrator is tight.

[@jasmineflowers3000]

Oh really?

[@jenniferlynn120]

Wow wow wow. Wow.

[@lukatomic8778]

Screen rant FTW 😁

[@HaveaBiscuitt]

Yeah I’m gonna need you to get allllll the way off their back about that

[@brynnawill7475]

honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

[@zeffery101]

that dab was perfectly executed and held for an impressive amount of time- 10/10 performance 👏👏👏

[@gemiguess]

Yeah the class bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick is awesome!You’ve gotta be embarrassed to not be a GOLD subscriber!

[@rosethealienboi6847]

Right? They are missing out on this premium content

[@stonefree7973]

They're missing out on truly premium content

[@Bombs-_-]

This sounds like a speedrun trick

[@godofallpotatoes1614]

Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

[@anonomysanonomys3533]

Maybe even a little wacky

[@theonabailey7646]

Hey it's that Danny 👀

[@savi_kay]

Ah! A reference to Kurtis's second channel. What's up, fellow little stinker?

[@siviou]

oh god 😂

[@floralnoodle]

That sounds awfully familiar...

[@icycheese950]

Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

[@cornybram845]

What do you mean? Troom Troom is amazing!

[@Kaledrone]

@@cornybram845 Is that Sarcasm? I mean, I hope so.

[@imzipperoni]

They need some sort of medal or something

[@royalblanket]

Yeah especially since jarvis said troom troom is the worst channel on youtube

[@laurinneff4304]

@@Kaledrone I think they meant amazingly bad

[@mallosteric]

I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

[@kdjets]

Well that's the kind of premium service you get with Jarvis Johnson Gold

[@lobdooks]

@@blvvlb6830 haha fort time kinda sounds like fortnite LOL! Two thumbs way up

[@Reilvrsstarzx]

@@lobdooks are you okay

[@Knapperoni]

@@kdjets (GOLD!)

[@vanessa-tn2ls]

@@lobdooks Yes.$.$.$.

[@MrEmmi-]

AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

[@lutalowilbert2998]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@mftemi]

HELPAHAHAH-

[@maniacalclefable1354]

Shit stop please no no bad dog ew I haven’t seen it but I can visualize it and I hate it.

[@Styxintheriver]

@@maniacalclefable1354have you grown up yet

[@-_Nifi_-]

OH MY GOD

[@elsie8757]

Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

[@violeteatsstars]

i know!!

[@victordefinitely2165]

WE WISH

[@planetlexicon]

Who cares

[@daydream5120]

I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@MOPS-jl6od]

I thought the same thing!

[@SM-vx6bu]

I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

[@SupportMensMentalHealth]

Heres me with an emotional support dog when I could have a microwave...see ya Freddie, a microwave wont cost me a fortune in doggy treats

[@lulusobel8643]

@@SupportMensMentalHealth @S M What were you two thinking, going about your lives without an emotion support microwave?

[@grim1044]

Idiot

[@grim1044]

@@lulusobel8643 ikr what a moron

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

you mean to put flyers into that will inexplicably turn into chips, snacks and a beverage

[@mysteryman4553]

4:58 "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming" *Visible confusion*

[@elithornton5217]

They done it. I've gone full stoopid. Not stupid. Stoopid is worse.

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

Maybe they mean something else with the words "coming" (😏)

[@digitalharmony26]

One was the guy talking the other was the woman responding I’m pretty sure. But honestly who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@StormgemThunder]

Wait... I think the 3 times was fhe guy and first time was the girl? It switches who the camera is facing between those lines so thats my best guess

[@iqlerxL]

I thought the girl said she came here 3 times-

[@supertc1111]

This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

[@ragdoll747]

Al Gore?

[@thatoneguy9582]

AI Dungeon (2020)

[@katiecat9353]

It sounds like the story was written by AI and somehow acted by AI

[@monarchgaming4106]

My illiterate a$$ read it like al no ai

[@rosegem1112]

@@ragdoll747 why did I think u meant the song verbatim

[@minaisfab17]

I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

[@electr_icity4613]

It would surprise you what lengths people would go to get a check.

[@dumbyoshi1519]

this reminded me of the tiktok audio where someone says “tururruru, yes i did that, and you’d do it too for a check, i was an employee, and i was going to get employee of the month”💀

[@funkykongreal]

They are not people

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

I don't think they speak English and/or probably don't care enough to watch the videos

[@unfortunatelyiamsane]

@@TotallyNotSkylerVT oh they watch the videos. hahahah. but, the bag 💰

[@kaciepallan6332]

I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

[@loverthing_meow]

ah. makes sense

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I'm still trying to figure out why they add so many more steps as less would give you more time to make more videos. I know you wanna hit the 10 min mark but make it make sense. Like why did we need the club part? Who was that for? What is going on in Russia?!!

[@pulatelephonics]

Can’t you tell that just from looking at the videos?

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

Ann reardon from How to Cook That exposed 5 minute crafts

[@aslilyum]

@@gardenthefermentingsound6218 Ann Reardon is an international treasure

[@gavriellarutigliano2356]

making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

*insert Goldmember voice over here*

[@MarjaMariachi]

Premium magic!

[@entity8353]

oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

[@MegaraTheUnwise]

Okay this is so underrated

[@astralluna]

have you gotten gold enough yet? it’s been a while, i believe in you :^)

[@Jackson_the_king66]

Don’t give up! We believe in you! It’s worth it

[@omnical6135]

you'll be gold enough, soon

[@toastandbutter7367]

Have you got gold yet?

[@sophiepollak9514]

If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

[@oliverfulayter5515]

I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

[@imapastaboy7311]

I also shit my pants

[@mahsofabishweenie1866]

@@imapastaboy7311 at this or just generally?

[@Sammy-go9tf]

@@mahsofabishweenie1866 He probably did both.

[@imapastaboy7311]

@@mahsofabishweenie1866 yes

[@carrotcommunist9216]

I shit my pants in spirit

[@christophermaldonado8893]

Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

[@jetnagle8610]

Jokes on you, I already own a jean jacket

[@drywyth]

do it.

[@fhpurcell5364]

Ikr I’m trying so very hard to resist the temptation

[@rinnegankakashi]

Bridget Nagle same !!!!!

[@christophermaldonado8893]

I can’t I’m not stylish enough to pull it off.

[@MLPRainySky02312]

So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

[@HeyItsQuayshawn]

Jarvis addressed it directly, so why would we in the comments?

[@MLPRainySky02312]

@@HeyItsQuayshawn 4:40 nah, he didnt lmao, he was talking about the voices and completely ignored that part, but it was just too funny 🤣

[@elis.4922]

@@MLPRainySky02312 the first part was the girl and the second part was supposed to be the guy. You can't tell by the audio at all but I think the camera change was supposed to show the change in speaker

[@pulatelephonics]

@@MLPRainySky02312 he did though? He said since they don’t switch voices it can be hard to follow. That covered the weird sentences

[@laganjaestranja2202]

I mean...it can make sense if you look at it another way lmao

[@shrunk5872]

I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

[@snakewithapen5489]

Yes. Unfortunately his voice is still irritating lmao

[@alinafodorean5107]

WaOw

[@BlurpleKoolaid]

I thought that was sexist when I read it but then I heard it

[@roguevmaster4570]

Yeah 😂 Usually a female narrator is voicing the guys too

[@imzipperoni]

Yea

[@pauloleodrakon]

Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

[@Lu4455]

“Puerto Mexico” is probably a Countryhumans ship

[@KnaveSmig]

@@Lu4455 You just reminded me of shit I didn't even know I had buried

[@uncl0wncasuale413]

@@Lu4455 why did you remind me of those things?

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@Lu4455 It's thankfully really not, as an ambassador from the community I can say that generally Spain is seen as the collective parent of them and we really don't accept incest xd. Puerto Rico is very underrepresented in the community too tbh

[@shutup7768]

@@snakewithapen5489 Making a colonizing country the parent of the countries that it colonized isn’t the *best* move...

[@Styxintheriver]

14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

[@lizzlemmon6895]

Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

[@dexenationgracey1979]

Does that make him The People's KZbinr?

[@ratedpending]

Why's this have me sleep

[@zeusrulez]

Jarvis “The Jock” Johnson

[@LonelyMinnesotan1]

@@zeusrulez cursed

[@SmokyVirus1486]

I just got the joke after like 5 seconds

[@legalduidriving]

Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

[@isaacs8783]

this sigh cant affect me cause I cant read

[@mahsofabishweenie1866]

It's because they are trying to catch the FakeJake

[@MegaraTheUnwise]

He just wants to sell you great insurance

[@shadowdecidueye]

Where did you get jake? His names Ryan, but anyways.... yeah, I would also be confused if there was a anti me sign for some reason🤣

[@AestheticWannabe]

Jake: *”That sign can’t stop me, cause I can’t read!”*

[@eeeeeee212]

Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

[@frecklesandfries9209]

“Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on KZbin” “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE” WHICH IS IT JARVIS?? ARE YOU SWINDLING US?? AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

[@stiw91]

Why did you do it?

[@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq]

Ikr Jarvis needs to MAKE UP HIS DANM MIND!!! AGHHH

[@royalblanket]

He's confused

[@frecklesandfries9209]

pain you know what? We all are. Maybe I shouldn’t be so demanding of him.

[@taiyealuko]

Right he need to make up his mind 🙄

[@c.c.b6185]

When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

[@justSunny7]

No, he's just trying to give you a flyer with the answer to your question

[@Ovasiig]

“Wanna buy some drugs kids”

[@ducky6282]

Just say no to the « premium content » kids

[@CheetoChannelCity]

This channel is addicting

[@blackeyedchild3688]

Maybe he is

[@froggydraws_24]

“the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!” well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

[@chloenaidoo6817]

If you have anxiety... Then just stop being anxious Easy peasy

[@Dogy0909]

“Crushing” is a type of fetish video on KZbin where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

um thats interesting

[@dottyContrarian]

is this different from ball busting?

[@cornutsxd]

cod pockets it is. ballbusting is squeezing and torturing a guys balls. crushing can be stepping on anything in heels

[@nobodyspecial7759]

omg i didnt know it was a fetish video lmao wtff 😭

[@nobodyspecial7759]

@@zombiesRcool90 KITTENS??

[@janbonne]

I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

[@popycorn300]

the BLHCM

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

[@vronirom6469]

Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on? Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that? So much to unpack

[@rania9534]

I think they’re the same person

[@watsgoinonhere1]

The ticket was for him to get into the movie, not part of the gift

[@thineevee7345]

It's definitely the magic trick one, because I said so.

[@vincenoname]

oh no she was just a figment of his imagination as he is longing for his dead girlfriend to come back but she will never return he needs to let go and find someone new to love please Jake the car crash was 2 years ago she's gone you need to let go

[@vali_bg5234]

He killed her and used soul for love potion.

[@kirawantsaquietlife3596]

“You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

we love to see it

[@tokyoyoongi5538]

The whole story was about him trying to get a girl's phone number...

[@kirawantsaquietlife3596]

@@tokyoyoongi5538 if you watch the video you can clearly see he leaves before he gets her number, obviously gay.

[@queer-ios3155]

Or the narrator 😳

[@ascendedcat260]

@@queer-ios3155 What if the narrator is gay for Jake?? 😳😳😳

[@thespyderdude]

The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

[@thespyderdude]

@@Limitleast you have a point, but it’s not like anything is really worth trying to sneak in anymore because at least at one of the movie theaters near where I live the search some bags because people were smoking and stuff in the theater

[@claranadine1086]

Yeah, for the price of your left arm LOL

[@JogVodka]

yeah but theyre pretty pricey. i usually just buy a bunch of dollar store candy and put them in my pockets before going a theater

[@alicine-sims8988]

And probably cheaper than that wad of cash he gave the "smuggling expert". They didn't even get any snack worthy candy in exchange, looked like tic tac containers.

[@pavloverboy]

Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

[@katharineball585]

As someone with glasses, this is true

[@alicine-sims8988]

I also have glasses and yeah, 100% true. I forgot that I always seem him in glasses until you mentioned it.

[@BreeSimulated]

Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.." Simmers: 😏💜

[@neyo231]

Simmers showing anything other than anger after the star wars expansion is a sight to behold

[@BreeSimulated]

@@neyo231 😂 I've found it to be pretty fun so far personally 💚

[@daishoryujin95]

Blur fans: 😈😈

[@kitkatboard]

@@neyo231 You can't be angry after the Star Wars expansion if you're still playing The Sims 2 ;)

[@xddpanda8171]

🥜

[@sumdood8563]

0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

[@alaiterg]

That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

[@SheepUndefined]

I think they're called drop ceilings?

[@Doop28Rian]

Ohh, you mean the tiles that periodically fall from the ceiling and hit you in head?

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

@@SheepUndefined I called them styrofoam ceilings.

[@SheepUndefined]

@@beautyandtheoffbeats I can see that. Those tiles are super light.

[@ramihearts]

@@Doop28Rian yes

[@callumkemp3807]

Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

[@cog8187]

I thought the same thing lol!

[@stara6662]

The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

[@karak962]

jesus you’re right

[@sesamesoup]

Oh my god?

[@jeffbezoslover]

that’s how i’m gonna describe myself from now on 😭 /hj

[@bigchungusstarscream7319]

LMFAO I can hear that though! Now that you mention it

[@stara6662]

@@bigchungusstarscream7319 I LOVE YOUR NAME AND ICON

[@Aubriel]

*Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked? Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom

[@finch7391]

i love how your spirit just died instantly

[@rodeogirl135473]

Thank you for your service. Your soul will be returned within 5-7 business days.

[@tar1178]

Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

[@Kaledrone]

Same, a little rat almost melted me with a canon looking thing on my way here, my uncle saved me though.

[@Ender-hm1dh]

Kaledrone /\ alabama

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

I took a detour. Just searched him up after bathing myself in Holy Water after seeing 10 seconds of Troom Troom.

[@q-ott39]

@@Kaledrone That's crazy! Similar thing happened to me, I was on my way here and this super bizarre cat... plant... thing? Anyway, it kept shooting air pockets at me! Thankfully some dude with a real powerful hand ended up saving me.

[@izanagi4108]

@@Kaledrone That's cool i got shot on the forehead by some weird cowboy guy and i almost died

[@sophisticatedPJs]

why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

[@moved.3258]

Lmao

[@maverickREAL]

Sour Cream's life took a bit of a dive after Steven Universe Future flopped, I see

[@thenarrator6846]

Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

[@crazygingerr3608]

Ty

[@annelee8397]

Tysm I didn’t know this

[@kandy_kvlt3799]

Y'all have to sneak food into theatres?

[@heyitsnias7551]

Oh wow I didn't know that. Thanks! :)

[@camii_g0t_famous680]

@@kandy_kvlt3799 Girlie I'm not about to pay $6.00 for a bag of chips at the movies that I can get for $1.00 at Family Dollar lmaoo. It's just overpriced when you buy it at the movies that's why people bring their own stuff. It just makes more sense (Not the troom troom way tho)

[@ayhuz]

**Insert sims joke here**

[@ew8550]

i woohooed with bella goth and Judith Ward this morning. PLUS, i can watch some ✨p r e m i u m✨ content that Jarvis has provided😌

[@royalblanket]

I will woohoo later

[@kaavyakumar1683]

@@ew8550 Who is Judith Ward

[@mouthwaterin]

@@kaavyakumar1683 like madonna or marilyn monroe (i forgot which one) but in sims

[@kaijahharrell7792]

Lol I was looking for this comment 😂

[@nukeswithken5718]

There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

[@mmilcz833]

Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?

[@mariachisolm6838]

She was

[@rinnegankakashi]

Lol 😂

[@ascendedcat260]

She was smuggling sushi passed the security guard, now she is the security guard How the turn tables

[@cease842]

Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

[@cease842]

Leviathan Walk up to them and, in the most cheery, fake, obnoxious voice you can make, tell them a terrible pickup line. In Troomlish culture, awful pickup lines are considered a sign of INTENSE attraction and voices we perceive as annoying are considered sexy. Hope this helps!

[@roborat]

What is the history of troomlish

[@cease842]

RoboRat Troomlish stems from a combination of languages, almost identical to English. The obnoxious tone in which it is spoken is unique to their culture, and is most likely the cause of the Troomlish people being started by some most irritating ancient humans in the world, who gathered at an unknown point in time to start their own language.

[@axolotl593]

She walked up to him. “Do you like chocolate? Haha, you are sweet!!” He but his lip. “Wow!”

[@fuzzhead76]

8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

[@fire-ballmc9741]

Holy shit i didn't even notice that!

[@Gafafsg]

They’re boyfriends playing pretend while waiting in line

[@bangsofdoom]

I'm not sure if Jarvis has a natural smile or just smiles everytime he's on camera (Edit) maybe he just genuinely likes making these videos which makes me happy he's happy

[@sagetheperson3295]

Same 🥺

[@kaemincha]

omg stop im soft 😭

[@oliver62]

Of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t make these videos. You can see that that when he’s making jokes he can’t stop smiling

[@BlakeGeometrio]

I think it's shyness/nervousness, but that makes it even cuter.

[@serialexperimentsnyx]

i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content

[@xdsand420]

Who kwite chill dont shoot me

[@1nsgnfgnt]

kwite put that gun down i'm scared

[@lesbianage9538]

Keith is on Jarvis’s payroll

[@ayekantspeylgud]

I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

[@lizzie12362]

Troom Troom Actually owns woo-hoo and some others so that's why it feels like you are watching a troom troom video

[@daroldcarold3443]

@@lizzie12362 But Even If Troom Troom Owns It It Still Won’t Make 5ense B3cause 1f 1t 1s A Parody 1t W1LL Fr3ak.

[@Poulutumurnu]

Why are you writting with numbers

[@daroldcarold3443]

@@Poulutumurnu wh0 m3?

[@GravesLilDarkAngel]

Troom Troom and WooHoo are owned by The Soul Publishing...a content farm for money.

[@Magst3r1]

You should make a Jarvis Johnson IRON, Jarvis Johnson DIAMOND, Jarvis Johnson PLATINUM, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD and of course, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD PREMIUM PRO MAX XXL EXTRA MEN+ S EA SPORTS GO! 2

[@Acquaintance6336]

Jarvis Johnson Netherite

[@unreliablegachatuber1147]

Jarvis Johnson EMERALD

[@unreliablegachatuber1147]

Jarvis Johnson Whoa Motion

[@jetnagle8610]

Jarvis Johnson p l u t o n i u m

[@sweeflyboy]

Jarvis Johnson Ununoctium!

[@staticwave9611]

I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

[@amanim1400]

The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

[@ahammonds07]

Sam Muga Whoa.

[@marianogonzalez5535]

No other perks needed 😎

[@thunderbot5708]

6:09 he has a jean jacket

[@marianogonzalez5535]

@@thunderbot5708 😔

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0]

Carter S Did he not before 6:09?

[@elliewinthrop5087]

I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

[@johnwhalley8270]

What's the theory?

[@slucarios]

Fellow Joinen fan

[@TheZamfot]

Hahahahha true 😂

[@gabii9305]

Same

[@megaoof1379]

Me too my dude

[@insertcreativenamehere8554]

4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

[@kayte5804]

It’s different people speaking I guess, just heard to realise that

[@gretalewis1407]

Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

[@jasendrileck2322]

I think it was Yandere Dev, but I’m not sure

[@jardaysolar33]

Jasen Drileck it’d be hilarious if it was but probably no

[@GravesLilDarkAngel]

All the movies posters are.. parody posters...? The last one on the wall next to The Greatest Showman is supposed to be The Gentlemen....but it's the WooHoomen...

[@jacobbrown9894]

When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

[@vincenoname]

my headcanon is that he's bi

[@gay5906]

Could be gayer!

[@yaaaaasfire9621]

Yeees I was disappointed

[@doyoulikemyhat1404]

@@gay5906 ayyyy did i hear a thomas sanders reference?

[@gay5906]

@@doyoulikemyhat1404 always! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

[@channguyen9943]

7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

[@Saikzay]

That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

[@madeline9188]

👀👀

[@EsperantoDelta]

One of the guys is in japan so it makes sense

[@battleblitz2581]

I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies. (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

[@Styxintheriver]

Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

[@alicevicariously2396]

Here at Jarvis Johnson gold we will start trends

[@lait3967]

i actually deadass will sometimes say "oh yeah thats a nice beverage" when drinking something

[@lovelysartstudio8299]

LAIT 🥤*SIPPPPPP* 🥤that's a nice beverage

[@lovelysartstudio8299]

LAIT we can make T-shirts of that

[@v4mpyy.]

B E V E R A G E

[@elliotthings]

"Stay gold everybody" - The outro *Flashbacks to 8th grade English class reading The Outsiders*

[@Shiny.KiraKiru]

I read The Outsiders in 7th grade

[@grahamdrews9290]

:'(

[@5soda]

I'm a brazillian, and can you explain why they place *outro* Cuz here in Brazil,outro means other

[@Shiny.KiraKiru]

@@5soda outro means the ending of the video

[@Soda-ey5wg]

@@Shiny.KiraKiru it may mean different somewhere else lol

[@eleanormurray6228]

honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

[@DreamerJoy]

"and you meant even meet the guy of your dreams while your on the dance flour" Did anyone else thought he was gay into it turned out it was from a girl's prov of meeting him?

[@fableagain]

I worked as a movie usher for a while and can confirm, these are all incredibly realistic situations. All of this? Just another workday, really.

[@sarahscott3906]

Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

[@janiedoie]

I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

[@fkhan2006]

I'm sorry, i tried my best :(

[@Kaledrone]

@@fkhan2006 *bonk* Go to Gulag.

[@TG-ge1oh]

See now you should've snuck some in.

[@janiedoie]

T.G. damn it you're right

[@TG-ge1oh]

@@janiedoie 🤣

[@simpleorange5838]

She pulled an r/nicegirls by going don’t talk to me after begging for a response lmao

[@zealouslyCantankerous]

0u0 paimon pfp!!

[@stegosaur9812]

5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭

[@ellam1121]

watching jarvis johnson gold and being told how premium i am is a genuine self esteem boost

[@NiranjanDixit23]

So, I thought about it, and I think they hid the mobile network's name because 1. It would be some copyright/trademark issue 2. reveal the country/location from the carrier's name (i guess) That said, the poster in the background at 10:18 reads "3 juni in de bioscoop" which is DUTCH for "In theaters June 3". Just a guess. The poster could be arbitrary though

[@liadeindadani6913]

Wait no, these people cant be dutch, pls dont be dutch

[@liadeindadani6913]

@@Kaitlynnn4 bc it would be embarrassing

[@name9974]

7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"

[@Chris69]

That’s the worst insult you can give to someone “ you are troom troom but *WORSE*

[@noblelewis4620]

If you’re reading this, You’re premium

[@alicevicariously2396]

I'm honored

[@livenandlove1980]

Thank you😌

[@lizzy5947]

I know

[@joe1676]

Whoa

[@newcj2138]

وه

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

That makes more sense than anything actually in the video.

[@TheSimplyCooking]

So now they are calculating on curious ten year old that google for „woohoo“ after playing The Sims

[@Chicken.]

Touching The Rainbow what are you sayin?

[@counterfeit1148]

@@Chicken. They are marketing to people that look up what the people in the Sims say

[@aster-tale]

​@Counterfeit uhh how do I explain this to you?

[@peblezQ]

I genuinely forgot what video you were watching after the first few minutes because they were at a party and I was like "what does this have to do with movie theatres." It felt like a fever dream

[@crat420]

The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

[@ohherbie]

Fr i thought of wickedwhims

[@Dreadjaws]

Oh, my God, the title wasn't exaggerating, this is somehow way worse than Troom Troom. How is this possible?

[@randomcartoon8901]

when there's two videos in one day: IM-IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

The videos were inside him all along...

[@kayleec.361]

Gold subscriber perk lol

[@humanperson2318]

thats the quality content gold members get

[@slsove]

6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

whats a slave country

[@FlapJackSyrup]

"chocolate? not allowed!" *points in-between two rules, in which neither are no chocolate edit: never mind, it says no food, not no ryan

[@ritariza2835]

Do we have evidence that these videos AREN'T produced in area 51? The scripts sound like an alien making an attempt to communicate "like earthlings" 💀💀

[@chonkssandoval5613]

me not realizing gold was a whole different channel 👁👄👁

[@cheesi5745]

Bro,, The beginning really hit hard, just had a kinda bad day and you just “I know the journey was hard, I’ll grab you some tea” Damn that’s actually great

[@chancecam9397]

Only jarvis would make a gold service and not charge extra for it!

[@hothothotchocolate9620]

The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

[@fortunamajor7239]

my little cousin (8 years old) used to watch troom troom, woohoo and all the similar content farm craft channels like soaps lol. she never thought the crafts were cool but she thought the skits were funny. then my uncle saw one of the vids where they were making super suggestive jokes and then the next day my cousin comes to me like 'so I'm not allowed to watch woohoo anymore' 💀💀

[@lovelysartstudio8299]

Oof! Honestly I watch Troom troom for the skits too

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

my friends’ sister watches troom troom because of the crafts but i mostly watch troom troom because of the skits

[@cab1net_man]

as someone who played the sims before i am sobbing

[@shawnflynn8662]

I just assumed it was referring to Sim WooHoo cause sticking weird stuff into kids videos is pretty par for course. This is much worse.

[@stepharoth]

This was the first JJ Gold video I've seen where he didn't call us Premium, I'm shaking

[@AyeDaniels]

Since this will get lost in the comments, I'm going to be honest, I just keep making emails to get the Free Trial of Jarvis! Johnson! GOLD! over and over again. I'm not paying for the PREMIUM content I am consuming.

[@poppydelacy6961]

how could you

[@imzipperoni]

The audacity

[@thineevee7345]

WHAT??!! How could you!

[@kosmic_overlord]

definitely bring a suitcase into the theater..... and get stopped, searched, and rejected for life lol

[@jetnagle8610]

You have to lure them into a false sense of security first by bringing an empty suitcase into the theater your entire life. Spend thousands on movie tickets just so that you can sneak in some candy one time in your life

[@kosmic_overlord]

@@jetnagle8610 aka the prestige strat

[@onyxdwallow9426]

We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?

[@oliviapierson7811]

the trip here actually was difficult. i ran 2 miles to get here. thanks for the premium content and tea

[@miarok3]

I ended up with way more questions than when I started.