Star Wars Outlaws: A $70 Quadruple-A Ubisoft Experience

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

*_I caved in, guys... I bought a month of Ubisoft+ just so I could test Ubisoft's cutting-edge AI in 'Star Wars: Outlaws_* 😂 ►Remember to LIKE, leave a COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already!

[@wolfgang4534]

please tell me it only cost you a single dollar

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

@@wolfgang4534 More like $18 or $20. Something like that

[@wolfgang4534]

@@CinematicSeriesGaming Yikes

[@90lancaster]

You can not be told what the Ubisoft is.. you have to experience it for yourself

[@BlakeAustin2011]

You didn’t cave in! You saw good in those of us who will give you clicks to continue laughing at this train wreck of a game developer. And you were right!

[@jeebus2121]

I think my favorite narrative plot about Outlaws is the empire is willing to blow up entire planets just to demonstrate the power of a weapon, but is also unwilling to step on or shoot a furry lizard.

[@Dargorthverse]

If I didn't know anything about this game I'd think it was a parody someone made in their free time

[@JayMaverick]

There's someone prowling around here! Must have been the wind.

[@KB8Killa]

When I played msg v 10 years ago I was so optimistic about the future of games.

[@ernestochang1744]

This was me... but i was playing GTA 5

[@KB8Killa]

@@ernestochang1744 for sure. 2014-2016 was the swan song of the game industry.

[@thomasneal9291]

@@KB8Killa nonsense. the gaming industry was corrupted by big producers by the time 2000 rolled around. I was in the gaming industry. I watched it happen.

[@el_buro]

@@KB8Killa im still playing mgsv, I don't think anyone is gonna be playing this game after 6 months let alone 10 years

[@KB8Killa]

@@thomasneal9291 the entire media landscape changed in 2016 though. The quality fell off a cliff, after it had already rolled down a steep hill.

[@jarikk333]

This makes bethesda stealth looks like a mastercrafted mechanic

[@Helifax19]

Oh man.. I had soo much fun watching this! More than playing the actual game!!!! Awesome awesome awesome edit!

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

At first, I tried to play this game seriously, but it's incredibly basic and shallow. Once I started goofing around and trolling the AI, it became 10x more entertaining

[@delta9685]

You bought this game? I'm sorry you had to deal with this.

[@ricks5756]

"bought himself a brand new Ti-85" Those were pretty decent budget computers for their time :)

[@raaby7236]

I like that the alarm noise in this game sounds like Tim Allen doing his "Aauughaah!" with laryngitis or maybe an older cat with a broken meow wanting to be fed.

[@reddeadcharactercreations7884]

I’m convinced that some executives from Lucasfilm who have never touched a videogame sat down to play this game and couldn’t do it so they said to make it easier… and easier… no it’s still too hard, make it easier. Until this. Or they said it needs to be playable for a 3 year old.

[@devdot4]

That’s a tumor of a game

[@kratos5038]

this can't be real, they can't ask money for this

[@acay5722]

Matter of fact they didnt, they actually told us to get used to not owning their games so thats what were all doing right now😂

[@xkidgey]

Those melee animations make it look like the guards could be taken down by a spirited high five

[@CaptainDramagerate]

Ubisoft should make a Spaceballs game. All the nonsense in this game would fit right in.

[@TheLewisDawg]

Best Outlaws video I've seen so far, and I've seen quite a few. Please tell me you'll continue this! 😆

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

I'm glad you liked it. Here's another Outlaws video you can watch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oF6tZnRsa95lhJosi=KK-PEdV6MRpOkOum

[@biscuitstix_]

9:05 had me laughing so hard that I actually almost choked

[@bobiojimbo]

Every character walks like an old person trying to not crap themselves...

[@reidparker1848]

Stiffly.

[@DoctorFuu]

This video deserves 1 million+ of views. So funny and well edited, congrats.

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

Thanks ^^ Glad you liked it. You can help out by leaving a like and sharing the video with friends ;)

[@KB8Killa]

Algorithm protecting outlaws lol

[@thomasneal9291]

@@CinematicSeriesGaming I share your "stealth" vid on Jingles channel. sooo much more entertaining than Jingles is.

[@cheesebird4057]

70 mil dollar game (they spent it all on drugs)

[@KidVolcano]

That was going to be my guess too; probably also some gambling.

[@ElfireII]

Seriously, have these devs play Uncharted as a requirement if they want to keep their jobs. What the hell is that combat.

[@Sports256]

Smartest police officer in a Star Wars game

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

To be fair, I don't think previous Star Wars games even had police officers. At least nothing comes to my mind 🤔

[@Sports256]

@@CinematicSeriesGaming oh I’m talking about the canto bright officer

[@FemboiMars]

@@CinematicSeriesGaming I mean you could argue that literally stormtroopers are the equivalent of a police officer to be fair, there’s just a LOT of them and they seem to fill a military role as well, kinda like MPs

[@scenicsudan]

They should have advertise it as a "Meme game" maybe it could have sold more

[@Gamer-100percent]

6:32 wait, you’re saying those 3 wimpy punches killed him? Ok I guess?

[@12foot97]

Pure gold. Need a part 2 and 3.

[@michatuodziecki2079]

Full inqlusivity... They have female guards, ethnicaly diffrent guards, and also blind and deaf ones.

[@BigMichelle]

I like how it even looks bad to kill people with the blaster, because it has an animation like you fire against a wall

[@samzawreck9869]

This can't be the final build.......surely. I mean its just bullying NPC simulator. 🤣. Great vid BTW

[@Jackspiring]

If i ever bought this game for £20 nevermind £60, i wouldn’t be angry at Ubisoft, i’d be angry at myself.

[@acay5722]

At this point im pretty convinced that even i could make better decisions when it comes to making games than Ubisoft. Im not saying im suited for the position. But what i AM saying is i would never release a pirate game without swimming and call it "the first ever AAAA." I also wouldnt release a game about an Alien race having to defend its planet from humanity and not bother making the aliens capable of combat (cough cough avatar cough cough). I wouldnt have made Assassins Creed Valhalla. I would have made Valhalla, just not as an Assassins creed. I wouldnt release an LSD Trip in Greece and call it "Assassins Creed Odyssey". Just so many logical things you dont do when making a game, which these idiots manage to pull of everytime.

[@TheJadeJester]

Best. Slapstick. Ever.

[@jeebus2121]

8:48 - I want to in real life applaud that edit. Perfect.

[@cable7152]

Kay punched first.

[@Hardcorakias]

Surely a quadruple A game.

[@sebastiangrebe8276]

More like: AAAAhhh! make it stop!

[@tiobi6633]

I think it's kind of a disgrace that AAAAAAA companies think about gamers like infants. Srsly, wtf...

[@TawJev]

Bro, these sound effects. 😂 Nice edit!

[@jpspeergaming]

This basically takes all the dated mechanics of older games, puts them together in one package, and somehow makes it even worse then any older game.

[@delta9685]

No wonder Ubisoft is said to demand that steam doesn't show the player numbers... because this must be their entire playerbase... maybe that one guy that I saw play it is the second player lmao.

[@NickSargent-cy1il]

"weird things keep happening to me"😂 so bad... The sheer caliber of the writing in this game boggles the mind.

[@greedfox7842]

really making Jedi academy look like a masterpiece. >;/

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

Jedi Academy IS a masterpiece

[@revival_of_the_canned_justice]

No no, it's accurate to the movies, the bad guys always miss their shots lol

[@jcdenton9969]

Yeah, must've been the the force wind.

[@SqueakingLion]

What? You don't think this game is worth $0.70? Oh... wait, I saw that decimal in a different place... wow, this game is trash.

[@davidlachance8610]

when i see half life 1 i think "wow this game is awesome i cant wait for see the future". When i see crysis and half life 2 "wow this games are so realistic the future will be amazing." when i see the future "give me back my hope in future."

[@hasan1980hb]

Copied comment.. Cringe

[@bdo7765]

This video is way more entertaining than the game (or any recent Ubisoft game). They should just give you the tens of millions of dollars they're going to waste on their next one.

[@largadeugnt]

The devs of this "game" are the true outlaws here hahaha

[@MCellation]

They remade Oblivion in Star Wars but managed to make it worse. QuADruPle-A when they barely managed to achieve a single A...

[@tonymax13]

OMG it's exactly how i play new games too !!! And yes, they're not evoluting... I love the sounds, especially at 6:42 😜 lol 8:36 too ....and everywhere.

[@UnchartedWorlds]

God damn so funny, you got a subscriber

[@SerialDesignatioN]

It all started with Skulls & Bones and it was a mistake

[@the-skn]

might be my favorite video ever!!! Might be shadow banned though... how does it not have more views

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

Thanks! Glad you liked it. I have more 'Outlaws' videos you might enjoy. Check out the comparison with LEGO: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jai6kJyOrdd4b68si=2ufB59-ptHU2M1jR About the views, I think it might be the thumbnail. I should probably make something more eye-catching for this video 🤔

[@the-skn]

@@CinematicSeriesGaming I laughed way too hard on the other one about "Stealth".

[@Telco12]

Still cant believe they killed the deadspace studio for this slop

[@sir1junior]

3:25 aim is notoriously accurate based on the movies 😂

[@maruryuu15]

Likes like it should have been priced at $20. If it were, I might consider buying it whenever it hits an 80% off sale.

[@Mann_mit_Kaffee]

what difficulty is that? Ubisoft managment?

[@FrostForgeStudios-r8r]

I’m Han Solo! Perfect reference to a game that’s somehow better than this one, by a little. But honestly the bar for being better than this game is underground.

[@tennoryu2794]

Of course the game is ready to ship. Why do you ask? 🤣

[@fklugful]

Hilarious!!! LOL.. nicely done…

[@AstraVex]

My god, I fell asleep watching this. This was life-threateningly dull! Geeeeeeez!!!! THANK YOU for bringing this game to my attention so I can avoid it!

[@marekdrobek4024]

Elo kuzynku fajny film

[@Sinner987]

Peak gaming

[@rafik3957]

The difficulty level is higher in Adiboo.

[@Brick_Mafia]

Can u make more of the danceing ones!!! Plsssss

[@CreepyPersonCube.]

Please stop giving Ubisoft money. Think if we all jhad the self-control to just hold off on one of their products for a month. One month in the hard red, they could be taught that they needed to make GOOD games.

[@stevenchung3106]

did the dev or ceo ever play their game period

[@fazums]

50 times attention to details

[@carnivorehitman]

Jesus Christ... what a game! 😀

[@DCMAKER133]

Well its star wars so the shooting is pretty accurate

[@colk41]

Man I was going to get this game before launch but I changed my mind, and after seeing this I’m glad I didn’t , triple A game, piss poor, I prefer indie and smaller devs these days

[@nintendoconvert4045]

7:10 🤣

[@bertimusprime7900]

Those animations are horrendous...

[@salmonbandi4665]

Ubithesda.

[@nateclarke1179]

Worst game I have played in years...

[@aiup5710]

This “game” reminds me about all books written by Solzhenitsyn. They are bad written, no idea, no plot, dialogues are terrible and sometimes strange, but hey it’s political

[@brokeneffect7464]

This is much worse than those other youtubers reviews .

[@Mastakilla91]

AAAAss game

[@Sonek4BR]

For buying this trash you deserves a dislike. But for making this video so i don't need to buy it, you deserves a like. I gave you a like. I'ma good person :)

[@MatDazNah2005]

First!

[@croneryveit9070]

Ubi never called this game AAAA. That was for their pirate game. Good start to the video where your title is straight up misinformation.

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

It's obviously a joke 😆

[@FemboiMars]

Found the ubi employee 😂

[@Ghostface_killer]

Wow, you got that butthurt?

[@CinematicSeriesGaming]

@@FemboiMars bro's that lady from 8:48 😂

[@90io89ui]

So you think by "downgrading" this game to AAA, this becomes a good game???

[@steezygaming1726]

They literally thought ppl would biy this just cause it has star wars on it. Worst game ive seen in years