Civ 5: Science Victory

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Door Monster

Door Monster

8 жыл бұрын

Just one of those mysteries of science!
Starring Ethan and Jefferey
With Kyle as Spy
Amanda Haley as News Anchor
and James Bowman as Aristotle
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
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@Jymm
@Jymm 6 жыл бұрын
Ages ago I was playing Civ 1 during my first play through I thought I was doing great. I sent my Knight unit north to the sea. When I got there I saw a German submarine sail by. I definitely had to reassess my strategy.
@dude7266
@dude7266 4 жыл бұрын
Haha you are old
@dungeonttv1486
@dungeonttv1486 3 жыл бұрын
I screen-shotted this comment, I need to share this
@ralphsaavedra2326
@ralphsaavedra2326 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold
@FlashHawk4
@FlashHawk4 3 жыл бұрын
I remember playing Call to Power, and finished building a railroad out of my capital. I was so proud, I thought I was pretty far ahead of everyone else technologically. Then, three turns later, my enemy rolled main battle tanks down it.
@ke9n
@ke9n 3 жыл бұрын
@Herr Vorragend Pretty sure they were using 'sail' as a transitive verb. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@thepraetorian2368
@thepraetorian2368 5 жыл бұрын
>Steals the Internet >2 mins pass >Steals Pottery
@Nova-ix9fy
@Nova-ix9fy 3 жыл бұрын
Hol'up 2 years before 1,5k likes I grant you with a comment.
@enderdrow8844
@enderdrow8844 3 жыл бұрын
I too grant you a comment
@thisisacomment6061
@thisisacomment6061 3 жыл бұрын
I have been summoned! this post requires more comments and so i have delivered! Praise be the Section in which Comments like me reside!
@luksum7128
@luksum7128 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you hear? They’re really behind.
@Sasquench
@Sasquench 8 жыл бұрын
I always liked how supposedly "Great People" create exactly one thing and then spontaneously disintegrate.
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
"My life's work was to stay dormant in Cheeselandia... until one day they woke me up and converted every fiber of my being into something called 'Nuclear Fission'..." Galileo, Great Scientist of Cheeseland, 1967.
@UKTheOmegaPyro
@UKTheOmegaPyro 8 жыл бұрын
"EUREKA! I'VE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN SCIENCE!..... shit." *screams and fazes out of reality*
@superfamilyallosauridae6505
@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 жыл бұрын
All nations also use the T-34, except Germany, who gets a Panzer that looks like a Tiger. Planes range from the BF-109 to the F-22.
@hemerdiger
@hemerdiger 8 жыл бұрын
Well a Tiger is a Panzer.
@UKTheOmegaPyro
@UKTheOmegaPyro 8 жыл бұрын
Superfamily Allosauridae Panzer is german for Tank, so it's not wrong.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 жыл бұрын
In the vanilla version, you can ACTUALLY invent a printing press without inventing a written language. "Man, this will be great for making... posters?"
@vixshire3672
@vixshire3672 5 жыл бұрын
This will be amazing to put strange drawings of nuke for dangerous danger
@xavierlemieux8634
@xavierlemieux8634 5 жыл бұрын
Trygve Plaustrum g
@hyhena-gaming9986
@hyhena-gaming9986 4 жыл бұрын
Pictures of people doing stuff
@IvailoStoychev
@IvailoStoychev 4 жыл бұрын
Science Fact 237: You can get Mechanized Infantry without even learning the combustion engine. So you are telling me the soldiers run on the ground Flintstones style?
@devlinorourke8821
@devlinorourke8821 4 жыл бұрын
Shut up meme utopist
@SadButter
@SadButter 7 жыл бұрын
Surprised the scout didn't find World War 2 era rifles from those ancient ruins, since you know... that happens.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 6 жыл бұрын
They just explored Vendrigoth lol
@featurelength5086
@featurelength5086 6 жыл бұрын
I see we have a fellow Arcanum player here
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 6 жыл бұрын
Feature Length Indeed we have
@theodoreroosevelt1168
@theodoreroosevelt1168 6 жыл бұрын
I found ballistic missile research in a hut once
@swampyswamperton6536
@swampyswamperton6536 6 жыл бұрын
Butter of Sorrow lol
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 жыл бұрын
I was running the 'Prehistory' mod that included the Paleolithic tech and 'Future Tech' that had stuff through Sentient robots and terraforming, ect. By the time I finished Agriculture, Arabia had discovered Nuclear Enrichment and was sending Death Machines after me. The most memorable game I've ever had...
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 жыл бұрын
I have that mod... With true Start its a bitch to play...
@ShizzyMcCreepy
@ShizzyMcCreepy 8 жыл бұрын
I did the same except I played on warlord and made all the AI in the new world. When I got the new world I had musket men and I don't think they even got to the classical era yet.
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
Where does one find these mods and are they easy to install? *Has no idea how to mod*
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 жыл бұрын
Aidan Auld I just searched through the Steam Workshop. Click 'Subscribe' on any mod you want, then when you launch the game again go to the mods screen and apply them. As a general rule, almost everything in life can be found by reading the instruction manual (e.g. 'Help' screens)
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
Alright. Easier than KSP then... I had a look into modding it and got fairly confused fairly quick (I'm sure it's simple stuff, but I didn't want to screw it up) And yeah, I know. Just happened to have the question on hand when reading through this so I asked. :P
@JohnJohnson-jr6hp
@JohnJohnson-jr6hp 7 жыл бұрын
Recommended as "Science" by KZbin. Not complaining.
@mulberryman1305
@mulberryman1305 5 жыл бұрын
well it does have "science" in the title and the thumbnail does show 2 guys in lab coats
@joanthetraveler3482
@joanthetraveler3482 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite civ science weirdness is how you can unlock planes without unlocking oil. " We have these machines we can fly, but we can't power them"
@DetectiveRage
@DetectiveRage 7 жыл бұрын
Well, there have been solar powered planes, and aviation biofuels. Both are more complicated than oil, but maybe in those civilization timelines the thought of drilling for oil simply never occurred to anyone.
@joanthetraveler3482
@joanthetraveler3482 7 жыл бұрын
But the planes in the game require oil so...
@xignum
@xignum 5 жыл бұрын
@@joanthetraveler3482 the first time i played,not knowing about the tech tree i quickly got nukes,only to find out that i have nothing to throw them out with without any oil
@mrartdeco
@mrartdeco 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Yeh you have wheels and animal husbandry right? That could work
@mwplaylist2890
@mwplaylist2890 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite moments was rushing combustion to get landships for the defense of my country only to realize I needed oil and had just locked myself out of being able to build cavalry in the meantime.
@TheMarkusFIN
@TheMarkusFIN 7 жыл бұрын
"Why are you stealing from us, we just made wheel?" "Yeah, we're really behind." Some of this cracks me up so bad. :'D
@kekero540
@kekero540 7 жыл бұрын
we just got to the renaissance and then destroyed our libraries
@Ravenforce3
@Ravenforce3 5 жыл бұрын
Must be a Venetian spy.
@BeaverChainsaw
@BeaverChainsaw 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenforce3 actually the spy was shown to be russian earlier in the video 1:23
@eric_moore-6126
@eric_moore-6126 3 жыл бұрын
DENOUNCE VENICE
@napoleoncomplex2712
@napoleoncomplex2712 Жыл бұрын
@@Ravenforce3 'Go and research Education!' 'Can't yet.'
@RaPiiDHUNT3R1
@RaPiiDHUNT3R1 8 жыл бұрын
The scout is actually a really decent actor.
@jakobkristensensandvik5588
@jakobkristensensandvik5588 8 жыл бұрын
"Hello. I am scout."
@cja9515
@cja9515 7 жыл бұрын
+Jakob Kristensen Sandvik I AM GROOT
@Kokorocodon
@Kokorocodon 7 жыл бұрын
Are you a spy ?
@cja9515
@cja9515 7 жыл бұрын
+GamesFrontline Um....Yes.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Kyle
@Sunday3101
@Sunday3101 8 жыл бұрын
This was so funny. There are so many friggin contradictions made in the Civ V tech tree. After 1000 hours into this brilliant game, I never understand the following: 1) discovering the internet before computers 2)discovering atomic theory before chemistry 3)having the knowledge of flight without any knowledge of sailing 4)understanding and using satellites without astronomy And could someone PLEASE explain who's idea it was to have embarking helicopters?!
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 жыл бұрын
Sid's?
@apropercuppa8612
@apropercuppa8612 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know for certain, but I think flying attack helicopters of a vast ocean might not be a great idea.
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 жыл бұрын
Gwai Lo Think they will run out gas or something?
@Sunday3101
@Sunday3101 8 жыл бұрын
I'm aware of the gas problem, but if there is an embarked enemy unit adjacent to land, there should be no reason why my helicopters shouldn't be able to attack that one unit. But don't think too hard into my comment, I just meant it as a funny inquiry; don't take it too seriously :)
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 жыл бұрын
Sunday3101 Na, it fine... I understand that now...
@justanotherfangirl2398
@justanotherfangirl2398 2 жыл бұрын
This skit perfectly describes how it feel to play Hammurabi in civ 6, just " Ah ha! Nuclear warheads! Now if only i knew what an engineer was."
@webbowser8834
@webbowser8834 8 ай бұрын
Gosh, Hammurabi in civ 6 is a *drug*.
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 жыл бұрын
Walks into the laboratory in the basement of a medieval fortress: "Sir, our scouts have discovered the secrets of nuclear fusion in some ancient ruins!" Um... We just discovered optics. What the hell are you talking about?" "No idea, but I'm sure it'll be helpful a few thousand years from now!"
@burger-jd8cx
@burger-jd8cx 6 жыл бұрын
well now you can build giant death robots
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 6 жыл бұрын
After a century
@ceiling_cat
@ceiling_cat 4 жыл бұрын
Thats sound like one those "alternate-history" freaks irl
@Speed001
@Speed001 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually what happens to a lot of discoveries. We need to wait until we find a use for them.
@ChakLong
@ChakLong 7 жыл бұрын
This is still relevant in Civ 6. It was something like 1900 and I still hadn't researched archery, and thus bows and arrows. While I had thermonuclear missiles. Why.
@bojackhorseman4176
@bojackhorseman4176 6 жыл бұрын
Guns are overrated.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 6 жыл бұрын
Slings ftw!
@davehoffman4659
@davehoffman4659 5 жыл бұрын
Now your enemies can shoot your missiles out of the sky with bows and arrows, and you don't have a defense against that!
@generalhorse493
@generalhorse493 5 жыл бұрын
Guns.... so primitive.
@ShimSladyBrand
@ShimSladyBrand 4 жыл бұрын
General Horse I understood that reference
@philmackraken6842
@philmackraken6842 7 жыл бұрын
"Well, scout, i understand you want to donate this object to the research laboratory." "No." "What? Oh, well i thought you might just allow us to reverse engi-" "No, it's mine." XD i'm dying
@plywoodman8626
@plywoodman8626 6 жыл бұрын
now you have super archers!
@olefredrikskjegstad5972
@olefredrikskjegstad5972 8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the use of all the audio-cues in these videos.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! We have a whole library of Civ 5 sound effects by now.
@Huntananator
@Huntananator 8 жыл бұрын
Breaking news! the Russian carrier jets are bombarding our cities! (10 minutes pass) The Russians have stolen sailing!
@Observer29830
@Observer29830 7 жыл бұрын
Damn Russians...
@Joe-ij6jt
@Joe-ij6jt 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Damn Russians.
@pRahvi0
@pRahvi0 5 жыл бұрын
@Stooven McStoovenson Then proceeds to sink the aforementioned carrier with that crossbow.
@DarkDragonRus
@DarkDragonRus 4 жыл бұрын
@Я Каджит да ты вообще каджит! Воровство у тебя в крови!
@leoleboss9414
@leoleboss9414 4 жыл бұрын
that's the famous flying russian carrier
@mingycomumbus167
@mingycomumbus167 7 жыл бұрын
"Our laboratory is too cluttered to allow cameras, so we are filming in the kitchen."
@Spectrum16
@Spectrum16 7 жыл бұрын
I bet with archery discovered The millitary advisor says it will give us a big advantage in warfare ...Yes Arrows Vs Tanks .................yes
@jaredbailey5573
@jaredbailey5573 7 жыл бұрын
hawkeye ... nuff said
@jacobhayes5245
@jacobhayes5245 5 жыл бұрын
Well fire arrows are like Lazer guns
@Zivilin
@Zivilin 5 жыл бұрын
In the first game phalanx units could defeat tanks when defending. XD
@leoleboss9414
@leoleboss9414 4 жыл бұрын
In Civilization IV , a longbowman had destroyed my modern armored
@KeyboardQuartz8801
@KeyboardQuartz8801 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhayes5245 the problem with fire arrows is that either the sharf will burn,or the fire blows out by the wind
@gato815
@gato815 7 жыл бұрын
But archery leads to mathematics...
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
It depends on which expansion you're using. Some of them have it leading directly into the wheel.
@johnappleseed4833
@johnappleseed4833 7 жыл бұрын
yep, if you go liberty to make up for the science you lose from expanding and not going writting asap, you gotta get to engineering and even sailing so you will have thosw trade routes up to net you science.
@vincents.6310
@vincents.6310 8 жыл бұрын
Do a Civ 5 : Isolated Deity Korea
@mr.h4ck3rm4n4
@mr.h4ck3rm4n4 7 жыл бұрын
I love those games. I have only met half of the other civs but I'm already building space ship parts. "Oh. There's venice. Cool. Bye"
@nucleargandhi2709
@nucleargandhi2709 7 жыл бұрын
I loved the spy stealing stuff from the lab. XD
@samdoe3608
@samdoe3608 3 жыл бұрын
Lol “is there anything else you’re working on?” “Nope” hangs up is a perfect indictment of single use scientists
@epic_cheese_cat
@epic_cheese_cat 8 жыл бұрын
I played one city Babylon before...... I got to the information era without sailing! XD
@solokom
@solokom 8 жыл бұрын
these floaty things on the water are overrated anyway!
@Huntananator
@Huntananator 8 жыл бұрын
you can have a carrier full of jets without sailing
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
"Look at this computer guys! I wonder how our explorers are doing..." *Rowboat drifts past the window*
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 жыл бұрын
Well, those don't use sails xD
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 7 жыл бұрын
I played as England once and had Ships of the Line before Construction.
@darcgibson5099
@darcgibson5099 7 жыл бұрын
He comes in with the laptop and says "you can watch this [with it]" and at that moment youtube disconnects.
@Kenazzle
@Kenazzle 6 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything else you're working on?" "Nope." *hangs up*
@Kilgore5
@Kilgore5 8 жыл бұрын
are you a spy? nooooo *shifty eye looks* lolz
@TheMarkusFIN
@TheMarkusFIN 7 жыл бұрын
Funniest part was that awkward: "Yeah, we are really behind..." :D
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 7 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest; who here HASN'T neglected the naval tree all the way up to the 20th century? You only benefit if your an island nation and it doesn't really impact the other research lines for centuries. You'd much rather research something that will get you a great wonder first, or give access to better artillery, or up your economic income than have frigates to protect your one coastal village. Especially since you can garrison that village with artillery anyways.
@miamiwendigo
@miamiwendigo 5 жыл бұрын
What about colonalsim
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 4 жыл бұрын
Not me - I always research sailing techs because of the food bonuses they give to cities near large bodies of water: allowing me to spend more time increasing the industrial capacity of the land tiles through things like mines and lumber mills instead of more farms.
@MrGhosta5
@MrGhosta5 4 жыл бұрын
i actually usually go way up the naval path first for the science and culture buildings and then go economic and then finally the bottom for military and infrastructure.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchelrowe6915 Ahem, did you mean "England"?
@celestialtree8602
@celestialtree8602 4 жыл бұрын
yeah but like, i like starting the world congress because it means i get more votes
@bambel4997
@bambel4997 7 жыл бұрын
2:53 In Civ V you have to discover archery in order to discover the wheel lmfao I cracked up
@Darthwill44
@Darthwill44 7 жыл бұрын
I just found your videos and I can't stop watching them, So a thousand curses upon you for taking my time up and for making hilarious and under watched videos. Side note in one game I discovered the printing press before discovering writing.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Muaha, your time is forever ours.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 жыл бұрын
Goshdang it, now I'm hooked too. I have work to do, you know!
@Darthwill44
@Darthwill44 7 жыл бұрын
What is work? I have forgotten anything but Door Monster videos.
@SuperMadman41
@SuperMadman41 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed . Lol vids strangely funny
@DeisFortuna
@DeisFortuna 7 жыл бұрын
Darrerdian Learn to write before you can read.
@mornananchy495
@mornananchy495 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person that researches everything in one era before moving to the next?
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, some are racing to reach the modern era so they can pick the first ideology, or they're beelining for a later tech and are trying to get it as soon as possible.
@RoqueTHEGAMER
@RoqueTHEGAMER 7 жыл бұрын
If im going to a science victory i first research stuff that boost my research so i get the stuff i let behind faster lather on
@bojackhorseman4176
@bojackhorseman4176 6 жыл бұрын
I always rush to get to later eras faster. There was this one game where Greece still had muskets, while I already had helicopters. It was a massacre... until Russia came in and destroyed my ass.
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 5 жыл бұрын
I will often jump to the next era (such as ancient to classical) and then back track to get the techs initially skipped - my goal on the early and mid-game is to remain ahead in the tech game by killing neighboring rivals while they are still young and defenseless (dead civs conduct no research).
@srichards341
@srichards341 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see this stuff is back
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
We plan to have three more Civ 5 videos out before October!
@samoolsamosa3157
@samoolsamosa3157 8 жыл бұрын
+White Lightning HQ awesome can't wait
@theamici
@theamici 8 жыл бұрын
omg omg omg, can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
@itmememan
@itmememan 8 жыл бұрын
+White Lightning HQ yay!
@91165625
@91165625 8 жыл бұрын
+White Lightning HQ. You guys should do some bout Civ 6 or civ beyond earth
@etherraichu
@etherraichu 7 жыл бұрын
i still play Civ 4 a lot. Its always funny what strange technologies end up unresearched if you have the game automatically research the fastest path to the manhattan project.
@RayramAureanBlue
@RayramAureanBlue 8 жыл бұрын
But you can't steal the internet! It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!
@TheMarshmallowBear
@TheMarshmallowBear 8 жыл бұрын
You can in Civ 5!
@RayramAureanBlue
@RayramAureanBlue 8 жыл бұрын
TheMarshmallowBear knowyourmeme.com/memes/series-of-tubes
@solokom
@solokom 8 жыл бұрын
you both won. But Rayram gets an extra point, because he ansewered with a popcultural reference as requested!
@VORP125
@VORP125 7 жыл бұрын
they stole all the tubes.
@captainweekend5276
@captainweekend5276 8 жыл бұрын
Now that's efficiency!
@kwanteikkhow230
@kwanteikkhow230 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Weekend I understood that reference
@Xana17
@Xana17 8 жыл бұрын
your civ videos are always hilarious
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 жыл бұрын
Well I know everyone else is more wealthy and my last city is surrounded by artillery, but it would seem I have space travel, so you all lose. I don't even need food, money, military power, or any culture at all. You should all just bow to me now.
@jacobp.2024
@jacobp.2024 5 жыл бұрын
- Catherine the Terrible of Russia, Circa 2017, moments before launching the last Russian survivors into space along with herself.
@Axl4325
@Axl4325 4 жыл бұрын
Doom 2's plot without the Doom Marine lol
@drakesdrum1
@drakesdrum1 4 жыл бұрын
This is canonically the start of Sid Meier's Alpha Centurai
@CarlosCrisps
@CarlosCrisps 7 жыл бұрын
3:02 nice detail, the "next turn" sound
@fergochan
@fergochan 7 жыл бұрын
That turn at 0:42. All my memories of educational videos at school came flooding back.
@audiogynephile
@audiogynephile 3 жыл бұрын
"The russians stole the internet" that aged well
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
Extremely.
@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 Жыл бұрын
Hi Cora!
@CoralCopperHead
@CoralCopperHead Жыл бұрын
I don't see any 'stolen' internet, just a bunch of low-effort hackers embarrassing corporations by exposing their terrible ICE.
@matthewconcepcion4700
@matthewconcepcion4700 8 жыл бұрын
I always take pottery first lol
@otteroftoast2616
@otteroftoast2616 8 жыл бұрын
I usually go pottery. More pots = more granary = more food = more people = more science = more nukes = more win.
@otteroftoast2616
@otteroftoast2616 7 жыл бұрын
Sky Valley Awwwwyeeeaaahh boooiiiiii
@Vincrand
@Vincrand 7 жыл бұрын
Try to do that on difficulty 7 or 8 ;p.
@itaybron
@itaybron 8 жыл бұрын
happy 4th of july white lighting! may your food be hot your beers cold and may you be spared gandhi's nuclear wrath
@a-drewg1716
@a-drewg1716 8 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Gandhi is going to put on the Fireworks.
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12 8 жыл бұрын
_"Beware the fury of a patient man."_
@InfinityMax365
@InfinityMax365 6 жыл бұрын
“Yes, I am scout.” “No it is mine.” Fucking awesome
@leonreddick5289
@leonreddick5289 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this channel, you guys deserve a lot more subscribers.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 жыл бұрын
Please, don't steal my technology Quim.
@GameArchiver
@GameArchiver 6 жыл бұрын
"and maybe get our sciene adviser to shut up for one minute" *Science adviser nods while smiling
@quentinthomason2287
@quentinthomason2287 7 жыл бұрын
enemy spy stealing all the tech in the background LMAO I love it!
@TheMarshmallowBear
@TheMarshmallowBear 8 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when the hand came and stole something xD because like "A civilization has stolen MATHEMATICS" xD
@ReaperP13
@ReaperP13 7 жыл бұрын
i love how many games where im over halfway through and i decide "to figure out this sailing thing I heard so much about"
@maxrlx5467
@maxrlx5467 3 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't this channel have millions of subs? It's another mystery of science.
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw another Civ V video I HAD to watch it.
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903 10 ай бұрын
One of the funniest things in the game is that it's entirely possible to reach Satellites and build the Hubble Space Telescope...without ever researching Astronomy
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 жыл бұрын
The science advisor is the one who does the least talking, I love him! He's always complimenting me
@hotdonkey3801
@hotdonkey3801 8 жыл бұрын
Love this channel you guys are awesome! Happy 4th
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Same to you!
@dakotawilliams507
@dakotawilliams507 7 жыл бұрын
Aha! The "scout" is from Venice, the nation really far behind, right?
@covert8883
@covert8883 7 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Williams No russia since they just stole the internet
@dakotawilliams507
@dakotawilliams507 7 жыл бұрын
No, the scout is not from Russia because Venice is so far behind, they cannot research education, let alone the internet.
@Nuclear_Gandhi
@Nuclear_Gandhi 7 жыл бұрын
That Scout is a Spy!
@LucienLevesque
@LucienLevesque 4 жыл бұрын
Scout says "NO, it's MINE!!!" Haha, and he was a spy all along, Ahahaha I love these people!!!
@Ajc-ni3xn
@Ajc-ni3xn 5 жыл бұрын
*Great scientist comes on* “Hi! I’m here to show you how to do a science” *shoots self* “LASERS RESEARCHED”
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 6 жыл бұрын
2:35, Jefferey invents our AI overlord, Dell Laptop
@ZlatkoTheGod
@ZlatkoTheGod 7 жыл бұрын
The Spy didn't say "merde". 0/10
@BW-CZ
@BW-CZ 7 жыл бұрын
Now if russian spies would speak french, that would be suspicious!
@ZlatkoTheGod
@ZlatkoTheGod 7 жыл бұрын
Zlý Vlk Double agents man. Also this was probably the wrong place for a TF2 reference.
@commanderjason7786
@commanderjason7786 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 Something tells me this spy is from Venice.
@sachyriel
@sachyriel 8 жыл бұрын
My favourite discovery was Mass Media, since that gave Leonard Nimoy be Spock on Star Trek, which lead him to voicing Civ IVs tech quotes.
@daskinnytexan9480
@daskinnytexan9480 3 жыл бұрын
it always makes me so mad that in my multiple years of playing i still havent gotten the techs on time with the real world
@Ranstone
@Ranstone 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like someone who never played Civ would be so confused.
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs 8 ай бұрын
I love Door Monster, you guys nailed so many tropes and these are infinitely rewatchable because of it
@FrostSylph
@FrostSylph 4 жыл бұрын
I was playing england and focusing entirely on the naval tree, which led to me skipping an entire era as there were no naval techs in that era.
@helo7996
@helo7996 7 жыл бұрын
now that's efficiency.
@billlupin8345
@billlupin8345 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, it's funny because wheels DO come after archery on the tech tree. :D
@MsHydna
@MsHydna 2 жыл бұрын
Low budget but great humor! This is Door Monster at its best!
@XxBulletproofxX1
@XxBulletproofxX1 6 жыл бұрын
"Well, we could reverse engineer it and--" "no"
@SSGTstealth
@SSGTstealth 8 жыл бұрын
You could have just asked us for help. We would have sent Unit# 0357 so you could dismantle them and use their data storage to gain all sorts of new technology. Or you could just through their shell into a fire fueled by their own burning limbs, that would be okay
@ThomasOfTheWarband
@ThomasOfTheWarband 7 жыл бұрын
Hello. I am scout.
@boredfangerrude
@boredfangerrude 7 жыл бұрын
As someone doing a science victory playthrough with my friend, this is very amusing.
@EmpereurNapoleonex
@EmpereurNapoleonex 7 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, I believe the progression from Archery to Wheel has to do with how the old Civ games' tech trees were set up. IIRC the wheel unlocked the chariot archer,....or maybe it required both wheel and archery. Also, chariot archers used to be open to all civs and not limited to Egypt.
@lordoftea2753
@lordoftea2753 7 жыл бұрын
Dunno, mate, but I am playing as China right now and in 1 turn I`ll get my Chariot Archer.
@EmpereurNapoleonex
@EmpereurNapoleonex 7 жыл бұрын
Lord of Tea oh yea. I never used them in Civ V so I didn't realize it was still there for everybody. Egypt's UU tho is the War Chariot which replaces Chariot Archers, and also requires Wheel
@tushargarg9163
@tushargarg9163 7 жыл бұрын
The elders of the Internet must be upset !! Roy and Moss weren't guarding the Internet well enough I see ;)
@jakobkristensensandvik5588
@jakobkristensensandvik5588 8 жыл бұрын
Will you guys be making civ 6 videos when it comes out?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Yes we will!
@Tairneanach
@Tairneanach 7 жыл бұрын
Well, if I wasn't going to subscribe anyway, that would've earned you a subscription. Sorry it didn't pan out that way.
@Jamesmatise
@Jamesmatise Жыл бұрын
This video never gets old. Every line is delivered just perfectly.
@kattwinston9647
@kattwinston9647 4 жыл бұрын
That's a hysterically accurate interpretation of the goings on in Civ 5. Bravo!
@sithalo
@sithalo 7 жыл бұрын
omg white lightning, i havnt seen anything since the fable 3 experience and waiting for that to show up on newgrounds. tbh i just thought the creator died :/
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Still alive, just really bad at finishing that one specific project... sorry 'bout that :|
@sithalo
@sithalo 7 жыл бұрын
***** its ok. i read a post on newgrounds about the final parts release and about animating and ive watched a number of animators show bits of them animating their projects. animating looks like hell... i hope it gets finished someday though lol. that was one of my favriot animations on ng but there is no rush and its been years already. but i still hope lol and at the least its good to know didnt die lol
@fluets5658
@fluets5658 7 жыл бұрын
sithalo Kaaaaaaaaaaane!
@sithalo
@sithalo 7 жыл бұрын
Fluets Meeeeeeeeeeeeech!
@fluets5658
@fluets5658 7 жыл бұрын
sithalo Still not dead I see!
@Peusterokos1
@Peusterokos1 7 жыл бұрын
Wait...what?! How...but how did they discover combustion if they haven't even found pottery...
@slowmotiondream
@slowmotiondream 8 жыл бұрын
Your Civ videos are my favorite. Thank you!!
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching! :D
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
@agnomilted5206
@agnomilted5206 5 жыл бұрын
The Russians being scientifically behind is impossible
@lordkritz6113
@lordkritz6113 8 жыл бұрын
Civ 5 is possibly the best game ever, no arguments
@theamici
@theamici 8 жыл бұрын
Skyrim, my friend. Skyrim is definitely the best game ever. Civ 5 isn't even close, though I do love it, it's very abstract and sometimes overly unrealistic. And I say "overly" because games can't always strive for realism, but some of the stuff you see in Civ5 is just ridiculously badly designed. Also Civ5 made the Civ series look like a childrens game... R.I.P. Civ4.
@lordkritz6113
@lordkritz6113 8 жыл бұрын
+emilnyb no, fallout4 beats skyrim by miles, miles and universes
@MeeTonToE
@MeeTonToE 8 жыл бұрын
Are we talking about favorite games now? If so, I'd say System Shock 2 beats both Fallout and Skyrim.
@theamici
@theamici 8 жыл бұрын
Lord Kritz Sry, don't like the Fallout series. Not into the post-apocalyptic dystopian universe, so can't agree on that one.
@theamici
@theamici 8 жыл бұрын
MeeTonToE never heard of System Shock
@avdoolittle
@avdoolittle 8 жыл бұрын
Your Civ videos are some of my favorite videos on KZbin.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
That's amazing to hear. Thanks for the support!
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl 3 жыл бұрын
0:40 the spy stealing tech, though 😹😹
@Faxanadu_
@Faxanadu_ 8 жыл бұрын
I feel the russians are to blame in nearly every game they're put in. CoD..Civ..sports games...>.>
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
Well they shouldn't be utilising things such as Putin, Spies, and drugs... >.>
@Eptilia
@Eptilia 8 жыл бұрын
Gandhi is the one taking most of the blame, most of the time.
@Faxanadu_
@Faxanadu_ 8 жыл бұрын
***** Shots fired.
@Scattertom
@Scattertom 8 жыл бұрын
Shots missed rush B
@user-ow9zi8uc8g
@user-ow9zi8uc8g 8 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Freyr He dropped the bomb, I need to get it back.
@wastelanddv8062
@wastelanddv8062 7 жыл бұрын
Russian stolen the internet. lol For shadowing. lol
@nooble9021
@nooble9021 Жыл бұрын
"Hello... I am scout." *TF2 Theme begins playing*
@davidherbst9136
@davidherbst9136 7 жыл бұрын
I loughed so much, a tear came out
@lite4998
@lite4998 7 жыл бұрын
"The Russians have stolen the internet!" - Did Hillary Clinton pay you to say that :P
@stormtrooperelite1453
@stormtrooperelite1453 4 жыл бұрын
I like it how the discovery of combustion is announced via phone, which checks out with the tech tree :)
@williambaxter941
@williambaxter941 7 жыл бұрын
"No, No its mine." i laughed so fucking hard
@Schwarzpferd
@Schwarzpferd 8 жыл бұрын
Love it, great work guys. My civ V friends and I are loving this.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Glad to hear it :D
@DartzinhoV
@DartzinhoV 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve only played two games of Civ in my entire life, but that’s enough to know how accurate and funny this video is
@pablozeking3509
@pablozeking3509 6 жыл бұрын
I was barely looking at my phone and when that little glove came up I thought it was a spider and jumped up launching my phone across the room
@andrewlansdell7527
@andrewlansdell7527 8 жыл бұрын
Another great civ v video. You guys deserve so much more recognition. Liked and shared.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@BrunoSantos-sb6vh
@BrunoSantos-sb6vh 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha I've been watching your Civ videos but this one takes the cake it's hilarious!!
@TheRageng
@TheRageng 8 жыл бұрын
I love this kind of humor!
@OBOII
@OBOII 8 жыл бұрын
I love these civ 5 videos
@casteri
@casteri 8 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the first episode of science victory." Is this actually going to be a mini-series (because if it is, that's awesome)?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
Just a one-time thing. But there will be another Civ 5 video each month until Civ 6 comes out in October!
@hpcrewsmith22
@hpcrewsmith22 3 жыл бұрын
Now to wheel- “I’ve got this bow, I’m just gonna bend it a little bit more and.... yeah I think I’ve got it!”
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