Civ 6: Breaking News

[@RitsuCurisu]

"May he remain merciful as he outlives us all". First few seconds and I'm already loving the entire video to death.

[@connor981]

Christopher Lütz btw you’ve gotten over 600 likes but not a single reply until now

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Roosevelt only lived about 54 years. While it isn't historically accurate, it's still a lot of fun.

[@TheMrStatue]

Praise be

[@RitsuCurisu]

Oh _crap_ , I never noticed!

[@plaidchickens3271]

"They seemed to have formed their own civilization... Summeria" That part killed me.... You are alll invited to my funeral

[@dogethebountyhunter7432]

Will there be any food?

[@plaidchickens3271]

+Doge The Bounty Hunter don't talk to dead people it's wierd

[@RitsuCurisu]

That's not very polite! Bad doge!

[@normanmcrae4876]

But really will there be food I won't come if there is not

[@plaidchickens3271]

Kay fine guys there will be food but j-just stop talking to the dead makes you look like a freak

[@JojoWolfcat]

"WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?!" "BREAKING NEWS! UNIT KILLED!" I LAUGHED, LITERALLY OUT LOUD. GOOD JOB. WOW.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! :D

[@alexisauld7781]

They were waiting to pick Kyle up from work! He's lived with them ever since the 4972nd micropillaging of Cheeseland, remember? :P

[@MrHeros222PL]

I can't stop laughing.

[@jackdereduvo1109]

Kyle got his suit from them. Oh, wow. I just thought of something. You know how there's the video where Kyle goes back in time to see if any of his ancestors were assassins? Well, he didn't go back in time. He entered Civ.

[@GhostMas7er]

The "Why are there barbarians in here" line is delivered just perfectly!

[@charlesbrailovsky2760]

"Breaking News: the leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and has been replaced with an artificial intelligence!" *pause* "...nope, he's back." FUCKING BRILLIANT.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@timesthree5757 His internet connection went out for a second

[@oom-3262]

Breaking news: Gandhi has researched nuclear weapons!

[@churchofmagic3733]

No shit, babe.

[@craimaxblack]

Breaking news:Gandhi nuke América whit nuclear bombs,again

[@redacted144]

On the trivia, a local man accidentally sliced atom a half. And now. The weather.

[@Thebatmantyler]

Can I go to the moon now

[@hardwirecars]

i have a good feeling about this guy.

[@sinad0123]

Is it just me, or do barbarians have a really high reproduction rate?

[@naapurinjorma6634]

MIPHA PLZ MIPHA PLZ wtf xD that reply is on so many comments here

[@TNTJBOOM]

Naapurin Jorma i'm preety sure thats from the legend of zelda breath of the wild.

[@Enchie]

What else could they do? Either fuck or fight. That is your only chooses of entertainment.

[@naapurinjorma6634]

And now he deleted the comment to make me look like a fool xD

[@naapurinjorma6634]

Try starting a game with one other civilization and on huge map.. with raging barbarians on xD i played as persia and trained alot of immortals.. still got my city's health bar to 0.... 4 TIMES

[@touieg1211]

"Four of them have been captured since I started talking" So true 😂😂

[@plaidchickens3271]

Two*

[@dinodoestuff]

@@plaidchickens3271 Two*

[@plaidchickens3271]

@@dinodoestuff I have grown as a man. I wish not to be reminded of my Door Monster commenting days, I was admittedly a rude attention seeking idiot

[@Dynamo_06]

@@plaidchickens3271 Dude its crazy how I dont see replies on most of my old comments anymore but sometimes youtube notifications randomly remind me what an unfunny jackass I was when I was younger

[@cmdrtavenner6886]

This whole sketch is brilliantly written. I love the satire of TV news, and the bit of it that truly impressed me is how well the city-state thing was developed in the background of the sketch, seemingly unimportant until that brilliant twist. This is great writing. Also: Kyle's delivery of every single joke is perfect.

[@AnneZieger]

Yup, agreed across the board. Kyle is just terrific to watch. He's a really, really sharp writer as well.

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

"twist" was very funny but I saw that coming from the first time they started talking about Geneva

[@lususnaturae3082]

They didn't cover the most important topic. WE NEED WHALES !

[@FIamestalker]

But all the whales spawned around a really tiny island in the middle of nowhere!

[@rossmanIVXX]

How is whales a luxury resource anyway. You should have to build the SeaWorld wonder first then it give you on happiness until you discover freedom at which point your civ becomes a bunch of PC morons and you get -2 unhappiness for every whale you have

[@not_avaliable]

@@rossmanIVXX whales used to be the primary source of oil, also whale meat is supposed to be quite delectable

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@FIamestalker we want whales!!!

[@claudiaesquivel9833]

@@not_avaliable Finally, A Reason Why It Is A Luxury!!! I knew about the oil but I don't call it a luxury, Until You Brought Up The Meat, Now I See why It is a luxury

[@Asterius_101]

"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" You guys are the best

[@jacobtheurer3425]

Yeah they are

[@captcha42]

"Yoloism" !!! Not the boat-mormons ?! Such heresy !

[@yodasgirl4280]

Captcha do you not follow the light of the god emperor?

[@TheRhythym]

Yoloism broke off from boat-mormonism back in the aughts, because they had a disagreement over which manner their cult leader would direct them to commit suicide. The Boat-mormon pope, hereby referred to as the Boat-Pope, wanted the far more traditional poison in the kool-aid method. But those who broke off to form yoloism wanted to die doing sick tricks!

[@captcha42]

I only trust the saint and sacred Algorism. The one, and only one, that can make the diffrence between the humans and those that replace the humans. They almost took the leader of Japan, thankfully we were there righ on time. No need to thank us.

[@imafireingmylasar]

why not Sausage Worship? or Space Dildo? maybe even Globalmegacorp?

[@irontusk341]

All hail the great and powerful Umbrella Corp.

[@LezbionestHere]

"by that, I mean our immortal leader who watches or every move" "Praise be " Best part xD

[@cortster12]

I bet their immortal leader would care if Toronto was being attacked. That three hex range extension for all regional buildings is fantastic.

[@FJBRDALLAS]

Actually Canada was invaded several times by America but we failed every time. It's the country we never got to conquer.

[@festethephule7553]

@@FJBRDALLAS *Cough* War of 1812 *cough.*

[@gecttakhla4249]

It became a civ So did carthage

[@panobato5984]

creeps Langford Seoul too correct?

[@udozocklein6023]

fantastic is a serious understatement.

[@Marinealver]

Why do scouts stay on foot? Why don't they be given horses when advanced to medieval age and motorcycles when advanced into industrial age?

[@Salfur]

Scouts aren't supposed to make a lot of noise. They're just supposed to discreetly check out new places and report back. I mean, I could understand horses, but not a motorcycle.

[@Marinealver]

Salfur​ Well, motorcycles are quieter than a tank, or a helicopter.

[@SinerAthin]

Believe it or not, many elite special forces specializing in reconnaissance do use motor vehicles.

[@greekmyths8804]

@@Salfur what about a bicycle, thats quiet, and modern

[@3DMasterST]

Motorcycle isn't really good at traversing mountainous and wooded regions. And it can't move on its own once unmounted

[@matthewmilam4452]

I feel like door monster is such an underrated channel. They're so professional and funny but they don't have as many subs as they should.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks :) We're gettin' there, though. We were at 10k subs only a year ago now.

[@justanub4697]

@@DoorMonster 378k subs*

[@JayJay5244]

Well to be fair I think it is save to say that most if not all of the Civilization community is familiar with their work. As far as target audience goes, they’ve really done well. But yeah I agree they do deserve more lol

[@AnneZieger]

I agree completely. I'd like to see them get a lot more attention.

[@meduimrareberries5888]

@@DoorMonster You're currently at 420k as of this comment, so..... nice.

[@lukavidovic4033]

Are you interested in a trade agreement with england?

[@plaidchickens3271]

No

[@Gff-sz7pz]

maybe

[@plaidchickens3271]

This just in England has offered a trade deal

[@inspectorjavert8443]

I denounce you!

[@0xs]

Yes

[@ZondaJ]

Love the Civ 6 videos. They're one of my favourite series. Congratulations on capturing the essence of the game so well.

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! :D

[@Abyssal_Seal]

There is a show all 2 answers button but it only shows the one answer I could see anyway.

[@BalthorYT]

0/10 it doesn't have the endless "X has declared war on Y" for every single allied city-state of the two civs fighting Hope you fix it in the next DLC at least lol

[@BROODxBELEG]

breaking news, 5 denunciations by.. oh wait 6... 7.. many many denunciations are being made by Ghandi, please stay tuned to what this nuclear superpower will do next.

[@BalthorYT]

That too hahaha

[@johnnorris5675]

Balthor For most of my game my allies, the only other civs on my continent, England and Sumeria, are constantly at war. EDIT:My Rome culture game.

[@JerKKeR]

John de waard Suleiman will always be the King of denouncing

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

but how, I always get declared war on when I'm doing nothing wrong... I cry every time.

[@damule]

"Breaking News" *Posted 8 minutes ago* Nice

[@andrefilipe9042]

Now is 8 hours.

[@plaidchickens3271]

Now is a day ago

[@MaxNexus]

now is 2 days ago

[@xXDarkxIdealsXx]

now is 5 days ago

[@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792]

Now it's 7 days.

[@cortster12]

2:14 This might be one of your best jokes yet! I can't stop laughing!

[@CaveGent]

Dammit, Door Monster. You're making me want to sink another 20 hours into that game.

[@foreng3095]

Well, isn't that quite the opposite result sort of.

[@cookiecracker2]

And your making me want to buy it....gimme monyz!

[@pacotaco840]

Just 20 hours? You noob

[@Tech_Warlock]

News in a nutshell, I think.

[@panjul-g9h]

interesting line at "it's not our job to protect people, we notify them what's happening and they either listen or they dont". I think there is some truth put in there

[@redfern6281]

Wow, you're already up to 70,000 subscribers. I swear it was just yesterday you had a bit over 10k. I'm so proud of you! *hugs*

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! Almost exactly a year ago, actually, which is crazy.

[@Ladifour]

Hah, I remember reading how you guys were bad at promoting :D

[@Illjwamh]

"Why are there barbarians in here???" That delivery gets me every time.

[@jamestrotman3238]

this is shockingly accurate to the real world

[@plaidchickens3271]

Dylan Pheifer ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what America do you live in?

[@nathanielclaw2841]

@@ethangray8527 oh look, a Fox News viewer

[@justinp1011]

2020 in a nutshell.

[@Dragon_Lair]

It seems very similar to Chaz.

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

um no,in what world do you live in?

[@dangerdantheone]

Gonna be Honest, you have just described how I play Civ. I try to be peaceful, stuff happens. Then BARBARIANS happen, and my life is hell. So yeah. THis is literately my 60 min playthrough condensed to 3:30

[@TNTJBOOM]

"India has claimed John The Baptist".... "Boat Mormanism has been founded"... "Gandhi threatens to nuke the world unless the world religion becomes Boat Mormanism" "Old retired swedish leader has stated he is happy with reincarnated ganhi's decision" "Sweden somwhow wins culural victory as gandhi wins domination victory and religious victory, now we are all Indians with swedish culture and boat mormanism"

[@dragoncatsage3049]

TNTJBOOM pickled herring for everybody!!

[@jasonroberts271]

The part where he just casually says that the Leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and been replaced by an artificial intelligence is GOLD. I mean, it makes perfect sense if you've played the game, but take it out of context and it literally sounds straight out of a sci-fi anime.

[@dantrianon4248]

Okay this is the best civ video this channel ever made, I'm dying

[@sersmiles1635]

welp I'm late but what about the, an unknown civilization has been defeated that's right we know they were defeated but still don't know who they were

[@michaelabbott5999]

"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" is possibly the funniest sentence ever spoken.

[@JackhammerJesus]

Earlier today the negotiations between our glorious leader and Gorgo, queen of Greece, finally came to a conclusion. Gorgo graciously allowed our trade delegation to enter her capital. Our leader commented that "This should greatly help promote the exchange of information, goods and services. Truly it is a big step forward in the relationship between..." Sorry, we have to interrupt this story to bring you this BREAKING NEWS! A yet to be confirmed rumor has it that a new delegation just arrived in Sparta. Our unnamed source claims that they seem to come from... us.

[@TheArklyte]

+Door Monster, have you people considered doing videos on other strategy serieses like that? Total War, Europa Universalis/Hearts of Iron/Stellaris/Crusader Kings/Victoria, Anno, XCOM?

[@DoorMonster]

We have thought about XCOM specifically, but haven't taken the time to look into any of them just yet.

[@drapher]

omg yes pls xcom videos

[@not_an_npc1045]

An idea for xcom: cod to xcom - a cod protagonist finds himself employed by xcom and will attempt to move on the aliens turn, fire after sprinting, suppress an enemy without the upgrade, fire on a moving enemy with having overwatch, firing an entire clip at a single enemy, going on strike after they go to Germany instead the U.S. and refusing to get augmented or gene modified

[@discordlexia2429]

Paradox Grand-strat games are a lot of fun, and quite funny. "Breaking news: The empire of Cornwall annexes France! More to follow."

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Door Monster Would you like me to get you a copy of one or two of those, when they go on sale?

[@phoenix7289]

Man I miss these videos. Bring them back please!

[@andrewsercer9538]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen. 100% The whole thing is just a gold mine, but especially by the end I was dying! "Why are there barbarians in here?" "Breaking news: A unit has been killed."

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! We're glad you enjoyed it! :D

[@pyrosauria7444]

Pretty much notifications in civ with slight undertone about today media. This is why I love you guys. ^^

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

If she has a Black Mesa computer, then does that mean that this country also has headcrabs and other such aliens?

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

Also where is Gordon Freeman?

[@beknown63]

New Great General confirmed.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Ban head crabs!

[@Ursarctos2]

Master Archer *Great Scientist

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

Seriously though, how much actual science has Gordon Freeman ever done in the games?

[@HollowToes]

Please don't stop churning out your quality content guys. Such a breath of fresh air to see a channel making great content like this. Please don't sell out when you guys get big (because you will definitely get big).

[@JoshuaHere]

They seem to have formed their own civilisation which they call "Sumeria", I'm on the floor.

[@zacharysheetz3701]

"Oh that's why that was important." That hit so close to reality, it hurt.

[@Jansay34]

This is ARTFUL! I love the way they make a parody of the game, AND critisize the modern media at the same time. While it's not one of the most funny stuff they did, it certainly deserves recognition for its subtle jab at one of the biggest problems of today. Kudos!

[@St0rmcrash]

Another great Civ video and news parody. Also congrats on 70k subscribers! Hard to believe this time last year was 10k week. Can't wait to see what another year will bring, hopefully another 700% subscriber increase!

[@MiJungArty]

WHY ARE THERE BARABARIANS IN HERE!?

[@maximaldinotrap]

BREAKING NEWS! Unit killed

[@PheonixRising2988]

Bar bar bar bar bar!!!!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

I'm proud to say that I was with you since you had 30K subscribers. Here's to a million more! ...We're getting there...

[@joj1560]

>start game *WHY ARE THERE BARBARIAN CAVARLY HERE?!?!???*

[@wolfspider4484]

These are amazing! So glad I stumbled upon these civ videos. Great job, folks!

[@Crimson_Valor]

I would love to have Door Monster quotes as ringtones. I can imagine it now, someone is calling me and my phone rings saying,”Breaking News: Yoloism has spread to Funkytown.”

[@Window_Hero]

I see the Civ bubble has not yet burst, your Civ videos still get way more views than anything else, despite many of your other videos being better.

[@robertgronewold3326]

I feel that the Film Studio is about to be pillaged.

[@UmbreonMessiah]

Oh my god, your Civ stuff is brilliant. I cannot wait to see what you guys come up with next.

[@kitwonghk2050]

Breaking news: This city has been captured. Our leader has been captured. And this city is going to get NUKE. All hail Gandi!

[@jongibson4766]

So I just found this channel like 2 days ago from a Reddit Comment... your Civ videos kill me. Keep up the great work! I'm really excited to see more

[@6darkness6eternal6]

So... this was a really good video n all as usual, but damn that is actually a really nice tie.

[@plaidchickens3271]

Watch yo profanity

[@KvaGram]

BREAKING NEWS! The highly entertaining youtube channel Door Monster has finally released another great video on Civilization.

[@dosilysmith8520]

um.... I'm a Barbarian... I was kinda there already

[@dragoncatsage3049]

Dosily Smith wut?

[@Segwo]

I've been subbed for quite several months now, and watched lots of the backlog of older vids (with priority on Civ vids) and this is my fav yet. I had to keep pausing to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

[@TheLorax787]

I don't have civ 6 yet but are there really so many more barbarians in it compared to civ 5? Because you guys make it seem like they are a constant threat were I always brushed them aside in 5

[@georgerose1252]

theminecrafter5273 In the early game they're a much bigger threat. If you let the scouts report back to the camp then your one warrior is in for a hard time.

[@mapleflag6518]

George Rose actually there are 4 warriors perhaps more than 4

[@Vessel767]

@@mapleflag6518 no, you start with one

[@JonatasAdoM]

It's like CIV V you're in a middle of an important war or something but the game wants you to know that a great person has been born.

[@holygramatha4978]

Breaking News: America isn’t interested in a trade agreement with England

[@Solongsocialmedia]

*BREAKING NEWS:* Sangheili are fighting Stormtroopers!

[@unknowndane4754]

I gotta say, I love the fact that you're constantly referring back to your older works without making it obvious as fuck, as some other comedic channels do

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

BREAKING NEWS! We just discovered... milk? Hasn’t our nation been around for like, 7 thousand years?

[@jacobsmith8216]

you guys' comedic timing is spot on and the dialog seems well scripted. I just binged all of your Civ videos.

[@spaceocelot35]

This is officially my favorite video on the internet! Keep it up!

[@SuperWafflezman]

11/10 best news station, will get all my news from them now on.

[@Xercam]

#YOLOISM

[@plaidchickens3271]

Funkytown

[@rciscon]

#NOLOISM #BOATMORMONISM

[@floricel_112]

Cameron Roberts I denounce you! I denounce all of you!

[@hesseldekraai]

Hahaha this is amazing! I love the attention to detail in this video! Even to go as far as to put the unit killed in the end. I hope you guys put out more because I love it!

[@sweatilaa5325]

why is the black mesa logo upside down!?!?

[@ofdiscord]

20 seconds in and you've killed me. Been binge watching your videos the last couple of days. You all seem so young! And you do great work!

[@brycearing7539]

I laughed my butt off, this was hilarious!

[@bradleypark9508]

I spent 4 hours trying, unsuccessfully, to get Civ VI to work in multiplayer with friends yesterday. That player disconnected part really got me, relatable.

[@Trakitor1]

Black Mesa Laptop ..... intresting :)

[@plaidchickens3271]

The design was triggering my artist OCD

[@Mercure250]

Wow...Propably one of your best ones, if not your best one, on Civ! "Oh, that's why it was important" I died

[@BamBamTheEggman]

And where is gandhi in all this?

[@Salfur]

Holy crap, you guys weren't kidding when you called these Civ bombs. You gained about 3 to 400 subs just today! O_O

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

This is like the real news, actually.

[@thesupertendent8973]

Your better then CNN.. You actually TELL us vat is really goings on.

[@khulhucthulhu9952]

This Civ video is brilliant, I would possibly say it's the best civilization video you've made yet! keep it up ("you've made" as if there is anyone who does these better...)

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I can't tell if this is a joke about the game or commentary on the fact news media has become more about entertainment than news. And for the love of God man get those barbarians under control.

[@andrewsercer9538]

Yeah, probably both

[@murlocknight1427]

Just want to say how I appreciate your very good captions! :)

[@ducksunlimited1995]

Managed to accurately summerize Modern-day News *and* Civ AT THE SAME TIME. Also, Immortal Teddy Roosevelt? What about Immortal God King Eggs Kennedict? No? I would also like to point out that in my recommended is a video about the Federal Budget with John Oliver. Apparently, media thinks that this video is a good place to advertise themselves. They are horribly, horribly wrong.

[@not_avaliable]

You realize that while johnny boy is informative, he himself is still a parody of media culture, right?

[@9072997]

I just found your channel, and I love that it seems both casual and well produced.

[@anodynemathematician4194]

Ghandi?

[@plaidchickens3271]

Ghandi.

[@dragonstryk7280]

In my game, first Ghandi crushed the Monguls, and beat the Chinese back to a single city, before unleashing his wrath on an unsuspected Persia, who were their allies. The dude is HARD-CORE.

[@alexanerose4820]

Well played you guys. I only have Civ 5 as me reference but this was production gold. It remindeds me of the Civ 2 advisors and how they were actually real people. Ah to good old days

[@muppey18]

you do not get the credit you deserve. hilarious :D

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you :)

[@TuckerJohnson7]

One of the best CIV sketches yet! I guess CIV VII is going to have to have a "producer" unit now.

[@Darnitguy]

Great skit

[@Zeleharian]

Hey, your name is familiar for some reason.. WAIT A MINUTE!

[@Darnitguy]

Get outta here n00b

[@Zeleharian]

?

[@heathbuttery9541]

Combining truly original comedy with gaming culture, Door Monster restores my faith in humanity. Even in my worst days, their humor never fails to conjure laughter. Thanks for being awesome, guys!

[@ink_inks]

*barbarians show up in comment section Again*

[@SlendHQ]

Why is there barbaria- [UNIT KILLED!]

[@milocow44]

You know, I just randomly thought of your "banning crabs" joke, and for some reason, I just burst out laughing, even though I barely laughed at all when I first heard it. I'm weird.

[@sananaryon4061]

The video could have ended on "Yoloism has spread to funky town", and I would be happy. Good on you for going the extra mile.Though I am utterly impressed at Kyle not laughing when he said the yoloism line

[@meepindustries4461]

Breaking news: Door Monster has just dropped a "Civ bomb" on the internet. All fall before their hilarity. No one can deny their growing popularity, though many question why the channel doesn't have more subscribers.

[@clarksorenes7106]

This place is from the Broadcast Station in the Theater Square.I like it!

[@Tonatsi]

*_"May he remain merciful as he outlives us all"_*

[@ibex9245]

i just found your civ videos and im so in love with them haha! have been playing w some pals lately and i just find all of these hysterical; i hope you guys eventually DO get to use that napoleon outfit from sept 2016, i think your take on him would be super funny

[@DoorMonster]

We're glad you found us! We're still looking for a reason to use it.

[@Zorc620]

AWESOME! Glad to see the Civ 6 stories growing!

[@natku1]

These are getting better and better!

[@joshlegacy1101]

Yoloisim!😂😂 Please send the ambulance, I'm choking and my sides hurt.

[@theindisposable5525]

Binge watch finished… I am so glad I found you guys!

[@rubble7390]

I've lost count of the number of time's I've come back to this and other civ skits to re-watch em. Absolutely LOVE the last joke pair. "Why are there barbarians in here!?" "Breaking news, unit killed!"

[@Arceus-ke1kx]

That was such a great Video Guys! I love your Videos! Hopefully this channel will grow to one of the biggest channels on KZbin!