Clarkson, Hammond and May Realistic Descriptions Compilation

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[@dimpyramid]

That's perfection 😅😅 Thank you very much!

[@towersvsthorpe6969]

Why isn't this getting old yet? Maybe I love Top Gear too much.

[@nothajzl]

This sht will always be funny. It’s one of those timeless classics at this point.

[@benhopson95]

Not the new Top Gear!

[@slowvintagedays5963]

You can’t get sick of watching these 3 legends. Religiously and daily doses required.

[@brettirish8071]

It's impossible to love Top Gear too much

[@qasim13]

It’s like only fools and horses this shit never gets old🤣 timeless

[@kieranwhite6647]

'It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it' 14 years on and it still cracks me up 😅

[@ethanhunt2263]

So we moved on..

[@dimpyramid]

nearly as good as this is "HAMMOND! it's the BUCKET" but yeah, a door mat will always be the best one 😅

[@Sweaty__Sheep]

"oh no he's driven round it" lmfao

[@kieranwhite6647]

@@Sweaty__Sheep and that as well 😅😅

[@MenachemSchmuel]

@@dimpyramid "Hammond! This is a BUCKET!" "Dear God..."

[@Bagster321]

I'm glad there's so many compilation clip ideas to keep these going. Also, my favourite one is from Clarkson's Car Years when describing the MPV concept. "It's a plastic van with electric windows".

[@jh.72]

I love how from 20 years (roughly) of them working together there’s less than 4 minutes of footage of them accurately describing things

[@rockstar6790]

James: An electronic tablet Jeremy: You mean an iPad James: Exactly 😂😂😂

[@genericweeb7300]

1:47 As it turns out, Clarkson later learned the hard way how necessary it is.

[@MenachemSchmuel]

ohyeah, im sure he just needed a few stabilizers and that leaning tower of doom would have been flawless lmao

[@derlangsame7813]

1:08 I am watching this from my electronic telephone.

[@callumsreally]

You mean an iPhone?

[@ethanhunt2263]

@@callumsreally exactly

[@alansohn855]

@@ethanhunt2263 Hahahahahaha.

[@AFordFlex2377]

"Once our lorries had been redecorated we were told to meet at Top Gear's secret alpine test location. In Bedfordshire." That kinda thing still cracks me up. 😆

[@DeanMoxley87]

I remember another. Top Gears Top Secret MIRA Test Circuit just off the A5, just outside inkly, if you get too Fennydrayton you’ve gone to far, back up 😂

[@kieranwhite6647]

And a dig at Fifth Gear as they were based there at the time

[@quillmaurer6563]

That's a common theme, maybe worthy of a compilation in itself. "Secret location" with exact location and directions for getting there given.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“An elec-tron-ic tablet”

[@andrew.4g637]

I would love to see a Jaguar XJS compilation, that car was used on the show incredibly often

[@Boemel]

Let me go warm up the JAAAAGGG.

[@Mahlorihlori]

“That is the worst looking car in the whole world, I’d rather look at one of your dingle berries”😭😭😭

[@nazhif1]

Probably the only show where you can have a compilation of anything

[@nielslauridsen2323]

"It was only one bolt, that let us down." - Hammond "It was only one iceberg, that sank the Titanic." - Clarkson

[@NATM462]

2:13 It would be a short compilation but one of them giving away the locations for "secret" facilities would be funny.

[@incTG]

i think that already exists

[@WickedPhase]

I could watch a whole 2 hour comp of these lmaoo

[@jeremy1860]

I love how silly this show could get 😊

[@weirdtyrant6274]

To be fair to James, his mobile home held up the best out of the three.

[@connormenzies8841]

Can you do a "Clarkson, Hammond and May: Adenoids" compilation? Keep up the good work matey!

[@scsutton1]

"It's a Triumph Herald with a twig sticking out of it!" That made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[@HIDLampDashcam]

And he's bought a piece of cheese.

[@-SeventeenF]

Ah-ah, Mr. Bond. This is not just a baseball bat. This is a baseball bat... with a nail through it.

[@DeanMoxley87]

Random Thought I wonder what happened to all the TV car creations like the Amphibious Cars, The C Class Country Cottage etc etc etc

[@incTG]

just dumped at the TG studio. some of them are now at the beaaaaaaueeeeiueailleleiauuau motor museum's world of top gear exhibit.

[@Uberdude6666]

What about "Right, so I'm a butler, with Parkinson's, and I've got a gun."?

[@NickkAtNyte]

I recently discovered that there's a channel on the Samsung TV Plus streaming app that plays nothing but Top Gear UK 24/7 and it's amazing.

[@EnzedderEntertainment]

We need MORE!!

[@bicyclist2]

I love Top Gear. Thank you.

[@MattTGM]

Seeing as you're making awesome compilations of every category possible, would it be possible to get a top gear cooking compilation?

[@orlayo]

These three are world treasures. I've lost relationships binge watching this show. it's the only reason I watched the BBC in america

[@Compasseye]

DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE CLIP WHERE Richard Hammond said to Clrakson "I have a chair and i'm not hessitate to use it" *as he lift the chair* when they argue which car shoudl they put to COOl Board

[@brsukmo8548]

Is there the holy mother of god/for all the things thats holy, compilation already? If not i think it might be a good one

[@incTG]

good idea

[@Finetales]

Is there a compilation of the trio all agreeing on something? I just rewatched S15E03 and had forgotten that they all agreed at the end (and really throughout the film) which car they liked best. Then there's the few times the Subaru Legacy Outback and Ford Mondeo get brought up.

[@incTG]

good idea

[@MrNinjaFish]

1:28 is that a picture of Madison Welch (James's co-driver from the Spain rally episode)

[@mrcool0278]

Top gear f1 compilation

[@holm6772]

Can you possibly make a longer version of them discussing vehicle modifications?

[@decodolly1535]

3:03 - What the heck is "Touch me, I'm Karen Taylor"?

[@unrequin4805]

She’s Karen Taylor and wants to be touched

[@Isaackariuki775]

I believe it was showing another show that was to air next after that week's Top Gear on BBC Three.

[@Nemisionn]

I absolutely had to look it up. Apparently : "Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor is a British television sketch comedy show written and performed by BAFTA Award-winning comedian Karen Taylor and produced by Avalon Productions. The genre of the show focuses largely on sex and contains much innuendo."

[@decodolly1535]

@@Isaackariuki775 Explains why I didn't get. Have never watched BBC3.

[@hydrowolf363]

Will there ever be a day when you run out of ideas and what keeps you going? How many times have you rewatched this show? Do you download every episode and cut up interesting bits to use for a compilation?

[@incTG]

no idea. a lot. i have all episodes downloaded, and i cut clips accordingly when i get an idea for a compilation.

[@hydrowolf363]

@@incTG That must take a lot of time!

[@aviation.satire]

You should do all the intros from top gear and the grand tour

[@incTG]

that's already been made (grand tour one by me)

[@aviation.satire]

@@incTG how about top gear then?

[@amyshaw893]

@@aviation.satire that already exists, its like an hour long

[@aviation.satire]

@@amyshaw893 is there a way you can link it to me?

[@amyshaw893]

@@aviation.satire search KZbin for "all top gear intros"? And sorry, it's 30 mins, not an hour

[@Account1746]

Bro top gear beautiful

[@delbertgrady1997]

It's a roof box... with a sleeping bag in it.

[@breadmann895]

Compilation with all cameraman/ crew clips?

[@hukama6911]

here's a video idea, best of studio audience compilation like "top queer," "you'll make the second date," "minutes stolen by the government from jesus," and "are you her experience driver?"

[@incTG]

good idea

[@TheTURKISHDELIGHT98]

whats the last clip from?

[@naturegamer1]

Think the first scene, with James sailing boat. It could’ve worked, if he’d used an engine

[@bluephoenix9960]

3:04 “Touch me! I’m Karen Taylor”? I have no idea what that show would be about, but I wouldn’t object on finding out haha

[@sambhavchalla4984]

What Episode is that though?

[@esparttt]

maybe an "I'm going to be honest..."/"err.. actually...." sort of compilation

[@gedhoughton9523]

Ironically James’ did in a way, work

[@ilovepandas1246]

Can we get a "top secret" facility compilation.

[@incTG]

already exists

[@janhalek6805]

An electronic tablet You mean an ipad ? Exactly.

[@thetireless1812]

How do you keep track of what compilations you made already? I myself would use Google Slides and type all the titles you made, then use find and replace because that will tell you if it’s there already. But obviously you’ve got something in place mate

[@incTG]

all in my head

[@thetireless1812]

Ahh. Well it works I guess… good on ya mate. Love your compilations and what not.

[@unrequin4805]

Comp of James may grabbing at the steering wheel when it’s not there?

[@gedhoughton9523]

Can we have every comeback? That wins the argument, obviously would mostly be May

[@liddlealice431]

My husband will have to settle with being 4th because I will always love these 3 men so much!

[@LMDProductionsOfficial]

anybody know where I can watch the whole truck episode?

[@incTG]

iplayer

[@Dai_09]

👍🏼

[@incTG]

👍🏼

[@mangthongkird4427]

Please do James May angry at Clarkson

[@maru15599]

is there compilation of James May saying funny?

[@ryanstephenson7312]

Fresh invigorating...piss

[@alyh3721]

Didn't someone piss in the shower lolllll

[@breadmann895]

How about one where they complain about the government or laws?

[@sadisadihotmailcom]

Can you do a ''until now!'' compilation?

[@incTG]

don't think there's that many instances but i can try

[@NottherealKyleLarson]

You’re gonna run out words one day I swear