Classroom Aquatic Gameplay and Commentary

This is the greatest quiz of All Time

[@JackTheripper911]

"professor im cheating on the student to my left, wish me luck." and that ladies and gentlemen is how i was kicked out of my college class.

[@rivver56]

Man, you should of played that off like you meant it relationship-wise. Then, whilst the whole class looks away in discomfort, you can cheat on the test too! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I got kicked out of my house. ....... On second thought, maybe I shouldn't be giving advise... ..... Please send money... or food... anyone...?

[@ploopererplooperer2328]

+DubiousJackal no

[@c001Ba30nDuD]

That was how i broke up with the professor damn

[@crimzonninja670]

that was how lost control of my laugh box LOL

[@riche1601]

Jack The Ripper XD

[@Number1Fan4Music]

Everyone seems so suprised that he's smart. I thought it was kind of obvious that he was pretty smart considering how quick and fluent he is to come up with jokes. I think the deep voice is what throws people off.

[@Mngalahad]

2019: he plays with fleshlights, uses them to hit stuff, turn off the lights and wears them.

[@anusperfecto4786]

Yea I don't think it is because his voice is deep, but maybe you know some dumb fucks with deep voices.

[@galax12370]

well there is big difference between being smart and know shit :D you can literally be walking book of history with knowledge of everything yet you might still be stupid af

[@thefoolishgmodcube2644]

GalaXxX Exactly

[@mr.dirtydan3338]

@@galax12370 it depends what you consider to be smart and what you consider to be "dumb"

[@FangsofYima]

Cr1tiKal has approximate knowledge of all things.

[@NINIC1337]

He graduated with IB. Smart man.

[@00spaceissocool00]

Except sperm whales

[@gamerhats4145]

Fangs of Yima I know ALMOST everything...

[@ThyWaffl3]

+Fangs of Yima That's right, Frank.

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

+Nicky Boi Internal Ballistics?

[@atomheartother]

As a med student I have to say Critikal is actually right, it's the transitional epithelium, and I was pleasantly surprised when he actually knew it.

[@Sepreturex]

Cr1tikal is either a med student, or he is Hippocrates himself.

[@atomheartother]

gececiyim89 I believe this is first-year biology student level. However Cr1ikal is clearly a gynecologist.

[@Sepreturex]

atomheartother I believe you are just jello.

[@HarpsiFizz]

Same here, but I'm a mortuary student. It's funny how we have to study almost exactly the same things (anatomy, pathology, chemistry) and then after we graduate, you get paid for the lives and we get paid for the deaths.

[@DiiNovensiles]

atomheartother eh I have a BS in bio and we never actually learned the name of that epithelium. Learned all about how it worked though.

[@Zelkiroth]

Cr1tikal would be my favorite teacher.

[@FartMaster69]

***** Learning how to cheat without ever being caught means you're just finding a more efficient way of doing things and promotes high level intelligence at the cost of book knowledge. Cr1tikal knows the value of molding a mind properly.

[@CraftItGaming]

FartMaster69 School is supposed to challenge your mind, not the paper. Cheating in school challenges more than just your mind, it challenges your reflexes, teamwork, and how fast your friends can get the test from your teacher's desk before he gets there,

[@851852093114208513]

FartMaster69 - Somehow, I feel like the "proper" molding of a mind is the one wherein, after the fact, the mind is actually capable of solving problems and remembering things.

[@gamegalture2548]

CarbonGaming Exactly! The paper challenge happens in toilet.

[@machumpski1272]

CarbonGaming we actually learned some sign language to communicate during tests lol. if only we'd spent as much time learning the work...

[@morshoo]

"I thought this was a pop quiz not a pop shit"

[@seanmone3605]

Who knew critikal was actually really smart?

[@InorganicVegan]

Considering how esoteric his jokes get, it was rather obvious.

[@InorganicVegan]

***** Or maybe he just knew the answers? I knew 9/10 of them.

[@brostepisthebest]

knowledge is whats called CRYSTALLIZED INTELLIGENCE but it is useless without FLUID INTELLIGENCE needed to apply it effectively to "figure out" how to do something or what to do or "get from A to B".

[@GenericOverload]

***** He answered the questions pretty fast to be able to Google search them. Not to mention he didn't get every question right.

[@pumpkin1escobar]

GenericOverload lol ever considered he played the game before hand?

[@r4bbitking734]

That first accidental photo of a human was taken by Louis Daguerre. Just so you know. Thought I'd answer that question that I'm positive has been burning for almost two years now.

[@ccrr96]

That picture was actually taken by Joseph Nièpce

[@r4bbitking734]

I think Nièpce took the first photograph ever, but Daguerre took the first photo of a human, which is what the question was asking.

[@ccrr96]

Thomas Baldwin Damn youre right I confused both photographs my bad

[@r4bbitking734]

Pealz Heer yes

[@philipp2236]

Pealz Heer life is strange

[@Dovahbruhh]

Cr1tikal is probably my favorite KZbinr. He sets himself apart from others by actually being knowledgable and funny not idiotic.

[@L-kun]

Plus he donates all his revenue.

[@Dovahbruhh]

L-kun Espoire Yes that's a big factor too.

[@c6tlvr]

hi

[@waffles5354]

@@c6tlvr hi fumes how are you doing on this fine day/night

[@c6tlvr]

just no 2 good man just chilling

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

Cr1tikal goes to college. His favorite movie is The Mummy. New information to add to the Cr1tikal log.

[@sootmancer9851]

The cr1t-lore deepens

[@MyNameIsntRyan]

This is the critikal i miss. Just playing random shit

[@bigblue344]

ya just the random games off the internet were the best. Have a sort of feel to them that shitty games on steam dont have.

[@Genrevideos]

Like when he played Spongebob Boat-o-across? "Well isn't that just gravity defying! The boat landed on top of Spongebob and yet he shot up into the sky like a leprechaun on Viagra!"

[@Trogorn]

Yeah now all he plays are the hottest titles, such as "Tomato Samurai", "Muscle Ranking", "Disco Discomfort" or "Rolocoaster Tycoon".. :P

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Yeah

[@fallingbed1]

tfw daddy is actually a genius

[@vanz681]

Yes

[@misopizo]

@Heisenburger f*ck, same

[@raymundobelmontes5162]

I feel like this was college for cr1tikal

[@MrStefanuzumaki]

it was.

[@ksuvana]

He majored in Nutrition Science I believe, which I assume involves a lot of understanding biology, anatomy and the such

[@moomed600]

With every new video he uploads Critikal sounds happier and happier. Makes me happy c:

[@happyhellday3]

yea he fucking laughed in the other episode

[@IPWNFORCHEESE]

happyhellday3 Which episode? I must hear this laugh

[@moomed600]

IPWNFORCHEESE Babysitter Bloodbath i think

[@IPWNFORCHEESE]

Sarah Elizabeth Yeah I found it yesterday and I can die happy now. c:

[@ptpvg3542]

he also laughed in a unused clips video

[@Videoboy45]

Wow. Dat knowledge tho :).

[@VoraguardValingransk]

he knows 0.0

[@pumpkin1escobar]

the one question? the one question that any first year should know?

[@josechairez5764]

holy shit he is smart wtf

[@pumpkin1escobar]

***** you mad this isn't really that smart stuff? i mean sweet he learned in high school but still.

[@lowenevvan8619]

He also knew the roman numeral for seven without any thought. That's a little past primary education.

[@mrsombrero8797]

I love how Charlie’s sense of humor hasn’t changed

[@awaywedrove8861]

The man is consistent, that's for sure

[@tctrickshot]

his humour has fully changed? compare this video to his current videos, this is actually constructive, interesting, has witty takes etc, his current stuff sounds like hes just a body voice for twitch chat (says half the shit out loud from twitch chat instead of his own thinking) so shit sounds so... like everyone else now

[@Hyperlink1337]

critikal. cr1tikal. you don't know the guy. relax. you're nowhere near a first name basis. cool it with the stalky stuff

[@mrsombrero8797]

@@Hyperlink1337 oOoOoO Charlieeee Does that scare you? Now go on do something better than answering a 2 year old comment tryna lecture somebody like you’re his mom

[@Kinenz]

I screamed so loudly at 1:24 cause I was NOT expecting that. x_x

[@lilbarnacle4234]

Kinenz you are kidding me right?

[@AlterLynx]

Are you blind

[@iambusyaj1095]

Yes cheating and that dolphin screams at him

[@demoxna]

wd -40 woah

[@uleanra]

i didnt knew you watched charlies video

[@LosEagle]

I wish they implemented a feature to customize the questions so you could actually put there things you need to know in school. Now that would be a way to learn lol.

[@IPWNFORCHEESE]

Except it's a game where you're supposed to cheat...

[@LosEagle]

Well you would learn the answer anyway, wouldn't you ? :)

[@fredsmith9714]

The gestation period of a sperm whale is about 16 months or 480 days.

[@jm-sh6qr]

the same number of sheets of paper in a short ream

[@HopethePrincess]

Cr1tikal, secret PhD playing silly games on his KZbin channel in his spare time when he's not working with transitional epitheliums.

[@ssgoko88]

he was genuinely offended by his professor getting pissy with him fuckin hysterical

[@lordmonkeycheese]

I wish cr1tickl would narrate my mind during an exam xD

[@ColorCodeWhite]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ lordmonkeycheese ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ he'd just have to play the white noise though, wouldn't he? :^)

[@ColorCodeWhite]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ lordmonkeycheese ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ he'd just have to play the white noise though, wouldn't he? :^)

[@epicfailk5558]

That would be amazing

[@danal8568]

@@ColorCodeWhite "transitional epithelium!? You sack of shit!" Was my favorite

[@jacobguzmanmusic3174]

"Sounds like a retired smurf prostitute" - cr1tikal

[@Furahri]

0:42 - 1:19 Best fucking cr1tikal moment ever.

[@elliottmayer-yeager8087]

True 😂

[@TrickyTrekkie47]

"There was more than one question? WTF am I taking here, the BAR exam?!"

[@blobbem]

This game makes me feel incredibly idiotic. But then again, so do many quizzes with multiple random subjects.

[@chairwood]

Wow, Cr1tikal is so smart for real :D

[@BZgA]

MMQuck Penguinz0 just googles the shit..

[@jdo02]

BZgA wrong, he was in college during that time.

[@neonseacow]

You're so fucking smart

[@BZgA]

ASAP Mangos Penguinz0 just googles the shit..

[@Tommy50377]

@@BZgA He was actually a biomed major, so he actually does just know for the first question

[@BeefBossu]

Wow. That first minute was impressive.

[@RainbowNacho]

I'm glad cr1tikal keeps himself sort of mysterious But it's this kind of shit where I just want to know more about him

[@chariegirl]

Unfortunately people been using information to find his name and location (which me personally(opinion) should go fuck themselves) :(.

[@dailydoseofagadmator8930]

well do u still wanna know?

[@Ronin777z]

Not anymore lol

[@antman32p]

Pliny the Elder died trying to save people from the eruption of Pompeii in AD 79. It's a very obscure name, idk why it was a choice...

[@megamanX20X]

LMAO

[@antman32p]

eruption of Mt. Vesuvius at Pompeii*

[@crazyhans]

Dude what who doesn't know who Pliny the Elder is?

[@xoxPrincessPanda]

Damn Critikal you're smart. I think I love you even more now.

[@FushiguroMegumi79]

***** yeah, my sister is a biology major and she talks about stuff like that all the time.

[@Arkiasis]

***** He also has a good knowledge of ancient mythology and history. He makes a ton of references in his videos.

[@riku4861]

So if he wasn't,you wouldn't?

[@dmg3691]

Simple A&P 1

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

Damn I'm floored bye your knowledge

[@ThatChickWithSwag]

and i'm floored by your lack of knowledge. did you really think you used 'bye' in the proper context? lol

[@theoutdoorsadvocate]

***** oooh some ones cool judging grammar on youtube. If we're going in to this why is your first sentence a fragment. Anybody that passed third grade would know not to start a sentence with "and," lack of capitals. If you're going to be a dick do it right.

[@theoutdoorsadvocate]

Karkavtantas Yes, you can. however your sentence is still a fragment put that shit in word and you will get a green line.

[@transformersloverjon]

***** Capitalization.

[@renbelmont]

***** You didn't capitalize anything in that sentence

[@Theevil6ify]

Wait... ...why is this underwater?

[@MouseGoat]

it's not, they are using paper!

[@Rhadiox413]

I'll do you one better. How is this underwater?

[@RickyMud]

I think everyone ignored hi display of extreme intellect, I mean sure he doesn't know the gestation period of a sperm whale but did no one else find his answer to the epithelium question impressive?

[@Tim3B4ndit]

Yes and no. No because It's first-year biology and yes because I wasn't expecting it.

[@RickyMud]

He remembered first year biology. I rest my case.

[@Etherwinter]

Blown the fuck away by the knowledge exhibited when answering the first question. Critikal, every time you post a video you surprise me.

[@109876lol]

He knows all.

[@bilabong4257]

MLPextremelover except the gestation period for a sperm whale

[@RadMan224]

I couldnt figure out whether or not you knew the questions damn your a good actor or scholar if they were right

[@OizenX]

The Gestation period of a Sperm Whale is about 480 days.

[@CANADA11118]

0:50 was anyone else really, REALLY surprised?

[@doyouevengusto3679]

Nah, he makes it pretty apparent that he's smart in a lot of his videos.

[@khiroamariyo2318]

I just learned that today in my college Bio class. Everything else, I got no idea.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

Fuck no, this guy is a genius. He's the reason I majored in nippology.

[@vulcan6460]

"Hmm, this game doesn't look too weird so far. I wonder why it's called--" (Cr1TiKaL looks up from the desk) "...Oh."

[@ukno918]

Brilliant physiology deduction.

[@NatureLover-zr9iz]

i subbed u

[@Radazure]

I'd like to think that this is an accurate representation of how he was in the classroom.

[@Sweetcommando]

finally! aquatic classroom simulator 2014! just what we've been waiting for

[@purpledogg2073]

Sweetcommando still no reply....

[@richmonds9450]

Swat team I’m not sure...

[@Nenilmbk]

Sweetcommando hows dolan ...

[@PunkRockHero115]

I'm imagining Cr1tikal actually sitting in the middle of the classroom full of dolphins taking a pop quiz. And he's not a dolphin; he's a person.

[@CWorm]

Whenever he fails, they cut off his oxygen supply

[@spidel]

@@CWormjeez that's dark

[@grundlewizard1775]

I wonder if Octodad went to this school too.

[@SkeletonHaus]

I like to think that Critikal would be what Gordan Freeman sounded like, were he not a mute.

[@riotizanagi]

Dude, have you ever seen Freeman's Mind? It's basically the same thing.

[@SkeletonHaus]

I have, however Cr1t adds a bit more of a dry commentary rather than the neurotic depiction of the other dude who did Freeman's mind

[@ChrisMeccaTV]

id love to see Cr1Tikal do a live stream commentary of a game

[@kensley94]

ChrisMeccaTV and its done 3 years later..

[@davidtrejo6087]

ChrisMeccaTV it's on

[@MasterTP10]

Cr1tikal: so good, the other kids have to cheat off of him.

[@kikook222]

1:00 Not sure if he's fucking with us or actually went to school for marine biology.....

[@CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

Well, he DID get it right after all.

[@luiysia]

it's general animal anatomy, not specifically marine biology (if he had then he'd probably know the gestation period of a sperm whale, haha). still pretty damn smart though.

[@CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

luiysia Well, I was almost certain the sperm whale thing was 480 days. Somehow I knew it was either 365 or 480 days because I read something about them somewhere. Then I told my brain, "Why the fuck do you remember shit I will never use in practical terms but never remember things I need to remember?"

[@00ipodman00]

Ok so from that bladder question cr1tikal either just happens to know a shit ton about the lining of various organs or is a doctor or nurse or some shit

[@wary97]

How da fuq did he get answer one?

[@SirClawedfrog]

We learned about epithelium in grade 10. It's kind of basic biological knowledge.

[@jonbartolo8067]

SirClawedfrog My high school never did that, I had to learn about physiology from books in the library. We were still discussing biotic and abiotic life like amateurs.

[@SirClawedfrog]

Jon Bartolo The expectations for modern education have really increased over the past few years. Then again, a few hundred years ago, if you could read or write you were fucking Stephen Hawking.

[@jonbartolo8067]

SirClawedfrog lol, I'm 16, still in high school.

[@SirClawedfrog]

Jon Bartolo Oh, ok then. Education system's probably just different where I live or something. Nevermind.

[@ky1xx740]

I’ve always just loved and cherished the fact that he always says “see ya” at the end of the video, even if it means I have to go through a million minute ad at the last second

[@OfficialEness]

Where the fuck does Cr1tikal find these games? loool

[@PH5221]

The Internet.

[@ChrisCampbellGames]

This video has better commentary than pewdiepie , markiplier , and jacksepticeye combined. Seriously fuck them all. You're one of the few that did more than shout at the screen

[@seven3652]

Hey! Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are funny guys, Fuck Pewdiepie tbh

[@Juuhazan_]

+Chris Campbell proof that cr1tikal is god

[@Sv82shguauSECRET9182]

+RoKayven Is this even a question?

[@Juuhazan_]

Chris Elsa It was a statement.

[@Sv82shguauSECRET9182]

RoKayven You obviously don't know basic English.

[@jbizzle6929]

I like that Charlie knew what type of epithelium lines the urinary bladder but also couldn’t figure out how to switch questions and not accidentally submit them for a minute 😂

[@SkillJoy.]

at 1:00 i'm like what the fuck!?

[@Exarian]

Some day, a college student is gonna go to his first class with his new A&P professor and the professor walks to the front of the class and the first thing he says is: "Hey This is Krit1kal, Today I'm playing Anatomy and Physiology Teacher 101 Simulator 2018. Lets do this shit."

[@gerovo5299]

Exarian And I will cry, because that will restore my faith in humanity.

[@GNParty]

You never cease to amaze me, Cr1TiKaL.

[@Dong_Harvey]

Mein Kaiser, can you follow me with a comma?

[@GNParty]

Dong Harvey Sure...?

[@HamsterCrusher13]

Dong Harvey I believe so, and that was funny thank you for that.

[@TheDisgruntledImperial]

Lol we just talked about Wagner's Ring Cycle in my Music History class. The correct answer was Das Rheingold, by the way.

[@JayDayX116]

when the "instructor" first caught you cheating, that looked kinda terrifying.

[@Ainaszahra1108]

i like that it's been 6 years and he's​ never change

[@gittonsxv126]

that first question was amazing, who know he knew so much about biology.

[@macattackk29]

Whoa holy fuck he just straight up boom nailed that shit on the first question!

[@MANdrewVsWild]

I'm starting to think that Cr1TiKaL is a well respected doctor or something and this is what he does in his spare time when he isn't saving lives.

[@tctrickshot]

The comments section on these older videos are so much less aids than his current content, like this comments all positive how were impressed how smart he is, how hes original and funny etc, new video comments are bots, ads, people saying stupid analogies trying to be their own penguinz0, banish to the shadow realm

[@Unus_Annus_]

True

[@newengland9thgen372]

Your talent as a, comedian, is just amazing. you are one of the only genuinely funny youtubers i watch.

[@mimilolkins7123]

I want Cr1TiKaL to be my conscience during an exam

[@ejler8443]

Jotaro has entered the chat

[@thr3351]

What Cr1tikal calls cheating, he calls teamwork. That's a good man. He's the future of education.

[@rosaliesaysrawr]

you always make me laugh

[@louisforgione8968]

2:54 That's not a Togekiss, that's a Mantyne, Critikal!

[@hoaxslayer4244]

I thought the whole thing would be him acing the test honestly.

[@Dr_Tapeworm]

frightening first person dolphin simulator

[@markhenderson9507]

The answer for the question at 7:20 was: A, B, and D.

[@kngofgr]

Cr1tikal vs. Bill Nye

[@St33lStrife]

I stumbled across this so much time later and I'm glad I did

[@Sven97Toni]

New Critical video ? My weekend is saved

[@mixicat3421]

5:12 I laughed for a solid 20 seconds

[@AidanOP]

Please be my anatomy teacher!

[@cheetahs360]

This was the first video by Charlie I ever saw. So glad I found it again

[@Sleifer282]

So you're apparently a science genius.. Awesome!

[@MrLawrencecorn]

heart skipped a beat when u confesed ur love for the mummy!

[@basedokadaizo]

back when he was actually smart and not thinking babylon was a city in gaul

[@thejoshuahurst]

Fantastic video yet again :D one of the funniest on the whole of KZbin :D

[@roberthelmke321]

So critical is officially perfect. He's smart fucking hilarious and a great guy by donating his KZbin earnings to charity. Penguin0 for president!!!!

[@suturesunder3465]

out of fucking nowhere critikal is a biologist

[@JunKazamaFan]

I knew Cr1TiKaL was intelligent, but until this video, I had no idea just how smart he really was. Wow! Also, I applaud him for resisting a joke about Heraclitus on the question at 5:01.

[@positiveguy123]

Mon Dieu! The answer for the question with the black and white picture was Louis Daguerre!!! Still the best educated guessing I've seen done on a test. Bravo!

[@adamnuce7975]

Damn. Cr1tikal knows his fucking anatomy.

[@MrBentyWenty]

Parmenides was right, way to go

[@Dakintosh]

Cr1tikal this will go down as one of my favorite videos of yours

[@Frokken]

This is one of the very few episodes where we actually see how smart he is. I was stunned with the very first answer. He actually knew his shit.

[@OLDCHANNELDONOTUSE]

3:40 Serious Sam 1 FE first level! :D

[@Isissa125]

Imagine this as an occulus rift game

[@headachemusic6877]

It is...

[@michaelbergatov9302]

HeadAcheMusic I think it was supposed to be a joke.

[@largemarge2098]

this man was ahead of his time

[@frankbaumann1990]

“What the fuck is this” @1:57 I laughed so fucking hard that I had to start the video over to make sure I did not laugh my self into another dimension.

[@ThatCanadianGamer374]

Dear god. O_O You are a genius.

[@Pepperdove]

Cr1tikal is really smart!

[@notatrollll]

definitely, that was some specific shit in a broad range of categories, not the kind of stuff most of us remember from skimming through text books in grade school, especially if you don't use it often. Dude was on point on some of this stuff.

[@VelSparko]

I think he said in another video that he was in college for anatomy and physiology, but decided not to pursue it.

[@Idiotbreadloaf]

Just what I needed! I haven't laugh this hard in a while. Thanks man!

[@rickyc9065]

7:30 I didn't even do anything professor! That sentence is like me when the teacher accuses me of something xD haha.

[@ClaytonJones03]

Also, if I recall, the New Kingdom complex was built for Hatshepsut. Correct me if I'm wrong, as I'm just going off of memory.