Ditty Gameplay and Commentary

[@j_s735]

Doesn't get scared of any horror game. Get's an heart attack when a fairy turns out to be a telephone..

[@KFC_Manager]

who was phone?

[@Xqvvzts]

Dude, you don't want to know what happens when he spots a leaf on the wall.

[@ptpvg3542]

Xqwzts link to gameplay and commentary?

[@Xqvvzts]

***** Well, if i recall right, he then uses it as a spear.

[@hoodedstreetmonk352]

And yo-yo's.

[@Shtoops]

Wait, was that the first time a jump scare successfully startled cr1tikal. Ditty Best Horror Game 2015.

[@TheBmxbrothers]

There's always the ninja turtle that rubbed his dick on the wall that turned out to be a leaf

[@safourgardpa5459]

TheBmxbrothers link pls

[@bitgh0st]

This isn't the first time he's been scared in one of his videos. Search his back catalog and you should find... The dreaded leaf that scared him first.

[@safourgardpa5459]

pls link it

[@Catalistic]

It's a leaf in his Battlefield video.

[@BruceWayne-gv9zs]

I'm not sure on the direction bethesda is taking the elder scrolls

[@miguelthemoisturizer940]

+Rate Drizz hyucc

[@notanuberweeb]

xD

[@iiliiliiliil3444]

*this is now relevant and real*

[@crow8549]

@@iiliiliiliil3444 very true, chief

[@gyui1091]

this comment aged well

[@poorlymadeproduction]

I hope the games creator can make this into an actual game. That part with Lebron James and Deaths Volkswagen was fucking great.

[@quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843]

Your avatar is fucking disgusting and a disgrace. It's already New Year's Day and you still have a Christmas hat on your perfectly normal and totally not lewd Kolona avatar? You sick fuck.

[@poorlymadeproduction]

Quinshore the Butt Wizard The hat is on 300 and 57 days early. How early are YOU going to do something in honor of the day heyzeus chriss gave his life for your sins or something, even though the guy came back like a day later and was ok?

[@stupidface7452]

Even a game as silly as this would take millions of dollars to complete like the creator imagined it. He stated somewhere in the game itself that he would love to do so, but the project would be far too big for a single person.

[@quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843]

Goobli bloo! Dumbass that's Easter. Christmas is his birthday. And you don't think I haven't? Do you have any idea how many virgins I've sacrificed to Jesus these past few weeks? Hell, I spent practically the entire year just trying to find a volcano and get the money to rent it for the weekend.

[@daftie-]

Quinshore the Butt Wizard in russia we celebrate on december 31 (which was yesterday), so the red hat is still appropriate to some i know it was a joke I'm just saying

[@jacobp249]

I don't know why everyone's so crazy about Zelda when it's just a blatant copy of the amazing Ditty franchise

[@beepboopmeow203]

You are correct

[@IAmSomeBoredGuy]

Wait a minute... Kingdom of Bowtudgel. Bowtudgel Lowbudget Low Budget. Fist me sideways, how did I not see that before?

[@dragonzeroxiii2501]

Ironically, i would play this game cause of the humor of all things.

[@Azby64]

My god...

[@beepboopmeow203]

How do you fist someone sideways?

[@workinprogress3863]

@@beepboopmeow203 carefully

[@workinprogress3863]

@@beepboopmeow203 and with plenty of lube

[@samwisegamgee1243]

The one time Cr1tikal gets scared, it's from a telephone in a game with poor graphics and lightly upbeat music. xD

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

Don't forget the leaf, though I personally don't really count that since it didn't sound to me like he really got all that scared. Plus that was external to the game. This was actually something from the game.

[@ScubaGolz]

Xalder what was the leaf?

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

During some war game, can't remember if it was a call of duty or what, though. Really early in his gaming stuff.

[@crixuss4059]

ScubaGolz Medal of Honor Gameplay and Commentary

[@Super-zq3pn]

Samwise Gamgee 200th like

[@NarwhalOrbs]

Critikal is the type of person I would trust with my dog after just meeting them.

[@myne4]

sarah is that kind of good bitch I'd wait even til marriage to get deep inside

[@myne4]

Koalalari

[@kittencorp.3295]

Well of course you would, John Wick is known for being protective of dogs.

[@FourthDerivative]

Screaming robot jumpscare in Five Nights At Freddy's: Cr1t1kal not startled at all Phone call in Ditty of Carmeana: Cr1t1kal startled This is officially the scariest game of All Time

[@slothsong080]

This is probably the most emotion I've heard in Critical's voice ever.

[@escapestring]

Maybe he's practicing for voiceovers

[@slothsong080]

escapestring If he is, I want to know what he's doing.

[@scup7628]

Tony Gregory I hope he is and no one tells you

[@slothsong080]

chris lotz ouch... Well I wish you a good week and a happy new year too ;-;

[@scup7628]

Tony Gregory I hope yours were good too

[@joeycommet45]

Why is Lebron James in medieval times? Why is death a hippy and has a van? What the fuck is going on?

[@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay]

Popeye Jones

[@aboubacaramine8689]

No that's just Calvin

[@realSpook]

8:15 Uvritrog : HELP, i cant swim! fairy: Why did you jump in to the water then?

[@chritdit]

@FBI OF GRAMMAR CORRECTORS i dont think he is...

[@SpamcakeRex]

Is this pre alpha of the new assassins creed?

[@LosEagle]

***** If this has anything to do with AC then its full version. Ubisoft just postpone it to make it look like they don't milk the franchise that much.

[@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer]

It's the release candidate.

[@Omenshaper]

No it's the final version

[@philipnovgorodsky1891]

Nah the ocarina of time remake

[@vulcan6460]

No, it IS the new Assassin's Creed.

[@naniengine]

Best Father's Day card: "Thank you for inseminating my mommy!"

[@syzpj627]

yeah......;')

[@HippsterJesus]

1:19 The only time ive ever heard a reaction from him ever, nice.

[@petuniapaul758]

He's reacted in so many other videos, dude. -Babysitter Bloodbath -Clips Just to name a few. Check them out :^)

[@joeymaster1]

Petunia Paul Although i do think its like the first time he's been startled by something in game lol

[@kendric476]

He freaked out over a leaf one time

[@petuniapaul758]

kendric476 was about to say that haha

[@baconcoqslapthethird1483]

kendric476 "Looked like a...ninja turtle rubbing his dick on my wall!"

[@Ukiby3000]

"I'm not too sure. But I'm gonna trust you a little bit." Those are some good words to live by actually...

[@Ukiby3000]

Also this game looks terrible but... it sounds kinda funny.

[@johnstamos5269]

The painting he refers to is called "American Gothic "...not that any of you care.

[@cernunnos8917]

I care.

[@Super-zq3pn]

John Stamos 2 years late but I care

[@AxeAR]

I couldn't care more

[@mrman6035]

Me too

[@shanegurney8951]

im positive after almost 6 years this is the best zelda game to ever be made even to this day

[@MrJamespaleo]

As much as I love Critikal, I wish he would play through games and have proper series. It would just be so fun getting to know the characters with his commentary.

[@ajbuddys]

Avagantamos

[@Green.n.Purple]

no

[@Tenchigo100]

No, it'd ruin his uniqueness and there would be too much of him. Making it stale. He has just the right amount for us to desire more. But not too much that we become needy if he stops posting for 3 days. He's unpredictable so you can't expect new videos all the time. I love it.

[@brolo7234]

He finished Oregon Trail

[@quantrellbishop9263]

@@ajbuddys eater of nipples

[@ThePrinceOfSpace413]

Happy new years Cr1tical! I hope 2015 is kind to you! I love your vids, they always make me smile. Thank you for always being funny.

[@PCRevolt]

Critikal's "MONEY" at 3:31 has finally confirmed my suspicion that he and Ray Narvaez Jr. are actually the same person.

[@SorcererAugust]

PCRevolt We need a collab between them

[@TheMineCraftersEh]

critikal. Doesn't flinch at the scariest jumpscares. Gets a heart attack from a phone ring.

[@MrJaxMith]

Had to stop the video at 2:18 because I was laughing to hard, I think my lungs are collapsing in on themselves now. Thanks, Critikal.

[@miguel5079]

Thank you for making my shit day turn into a good day. I was in the hospital with my mom and after seeing ur video u honestly made me laugh with joy. I really appreciate you man. Please continue man. Thank you for making me feel happy.

[@andrewsampson2281]

Cr1tikal: Spooked by a telephone ring, but not by jumpscares. Outstanding.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@Grrrizzly Excuse me... what the fuck?!?

[@minuteworld7027]

cr1tical watches vinesauce confirmed

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

confirmed

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

actually confirmed

[@jordang344]

Hello toaddette lover

[@steven7834]

jordang344 *infernal noises*

[@ghoulbuster1]

Expand Nong

[@WeTalk440]

Am I the only one who lost their shit when LeBron appeared on screen for the first time?

[@energydragon1147]

WeTalk440 Yes lmao

[@hurtjuice8128]

me too lol

[@popmeijems]

charlie getting startled just breaks me, i laugh way too damn hard a those rare events

[@omgeodude]

Momvritrog and Dadvritrog being "American Gothic" was an interesting choice to be certain but I really appreciate their newly-attained elfin attributes. Frankly if anything was missing from the original painting it was elf ears. Actually, I really appreciate Calvin, too! I can count the number of basketball-playing elves I know of on one hand. Well, a finger. It... it's Calvin. That's it. Thanks for introducing a new category of character to my internal Rolodex, game.

[@justthomas8475]

The painting is called American Gothic

[@LosEagle]

thanks

[@TheBlapSurgeon]

Tom West #iowa

[@2HandHangerDunksOnly]

Descartes the thief.

[@blengdiabloed7335]

he stole all the sums

[@ConejoTravesti]

I lost it only a minute in when he said "You look like a flying... Ms. Frizzle."

[@chobro1302]

i like how he plays the scariest fucking games in the world, yet a fucking phone ringing in a game meant for 5 year olds is the only thing to have ever scared him

[@JunKazamaFan]

"Come on, you know you want to buy this Facebook stock!" I have had it up to here with your shittery, Oswald...

[@Drumtariano]

It's nice to see Cr1tikal playing horror games again

[@Seezs]

"YOU LIKE THAT? YOU FUCKIN LIKE THAT?! " 💀💀💀

[@LosEagle]

The Elder Scrolls VI: Thalmor - Early access.

[@theabyssmaleye]

@Jod Police he's in sovngarde

[@xero6082]

"Those are some weak calves."

[@6235river]

"I can see the library from here" LMAO.

[@eggy797]

this game actually has some decent humor in it

[@eggy797]

haha i wrote this a year ago, cool

[@notoriussmall6815]

@@eggy797 4 fkin years

[@anunnacy]

Game starts. Me: "What the fuck is this game? :D" Basketball-scene starts. Me: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?! XDD"

[@Cj-nj6cv]

XDDDDDD

[@regal677]

omg my thoughts exactly

[@SmallTalkbyQwertyDigital]

Can take the piss out of any horror game and not be afraid. But is startled by a loud ringing telephone. Critikal, everybody.

[@Isaacian27]

Despite everything else, I have to commend the game's use of Gymnopedie as the town theme.

[@Smirky-chaz]

This was amazing. You should play more basketball games or any sports games for that matter

[@kamilestaneviciute1990]

What a better way to start the new year than watching cr1tical

[@jimcarreyismylover3378]

Dude still love your stuff after all these years Stay golden penguinz0

[@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376]

Uvritrog vs. Skubulbunt: the Reckoning is nigh.

[@DerFliegendeMocca]

a weird zelda fever dream you have when falling asleep to a trash tv show running in the background.

[@Knight1nRustyArmor]

I miss his old mic. And the monotone commentary.

[@Midnyako]

It's so cute when Cr1tiKal laughs! It warms my heart.

[@ImmaTerrificAthlete]

Skebulbunt would be very proud.

[@notur1angel]

one of my favorite yt videos of the decade!!

[@StormCrow95]

At about 1:35, the man in that couple looked oddly like Putin if you look.

[@Macintosh007]

I thought that as well dude.

[@Whispers_of_Madness]

Happy New Years Cr1TikaL!

[@burynice289]

Zelda WiiU is really shaping up

[@diabeticmonkey]

That entire basketball section is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@1boompje]

This is what you get when your development budget is 10$

[@Demiglitch]

A crippling fear of telephones and leaves.

[@TylerDamsma]

The man fairy was chasing her trying to make her buy Facebook stock... I... what?

[@Sev3617]

"Oh Goodness me he is not dead, He is Death Himself!" LOL I love Cr1tikal XD Always making me laugh so damn hard lol

[@TheGamerGenerationLT]

the new runescape sure is looking good

[@runningdude1230]

I've never heard anyone else say museum the same way I do (muse-am), but now I have something in common with Cr1tikal at 1:40... I will cherish this meaningful bond

[@fhgdngdfh]

American Gothic is the painting.

[@goopyballs]

I seen Vinny play this,and I knew you'd probably play it soon. Thnx for the laughs

[@Jimbo78]

Confirmed: Cr1tikal can nearly sneeze lol

[@joeslob1199]

Kinda liked this one! And the 60's VW bus at the end just made me wanna have a flash back!

[@MhnFive]

Who else saw this game during the VInesauce Livestream?

[@tegiebear]

dont stop commentating man. you always put a smile on my face

[@gwennorthcutt421]

i can't wait to play breath of the wild

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

Is it me, or does Uvritrog's face look like Brendan Fraser if he had been hanging off a cliff by his nose for a few days?

[@ilovedragons123]

Welcome to the 301 club, how shitty are you?

[@kiltedcelt2702]

How shitty am I? I spent New Years alone, huddled up with my computer playing Warband, even though friends invited me out.

[@papayaking1469]

Kilted Celt Sounds like a pretty good New Years

[@sos9919]

301 club was never funny. Please stop.

[@13anomalous16]

Box Topic what's 301 club?

[@13anomalous16]

Box Topic Just looked up the meaning, there is litterally nothing wrong with it.

[@TheSleeplessArtist]

What a way to kick off my Bday with Cr1tikal videos keep them up!

[@ryanmiller7159]

"you look moist as shit" 😂😂

[@stoliez]

If you think this is the first time Cr1tikal has shown emotion or reacted, lol you must be new here.

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Does critical ever play mainstream games? Is he an actual gamer or does he simply play for youtube?

[@abg7750]

Sometimes he does, but does it really matter if you're entertained? If you're not, go elsewhere. Pretty simple, really.

[@range567W]

OK Guy Stop crying. He only asked a question, jeez.

[@MisterRedBird]

If they're bad, he plays them

[@AnCoolUsername]

It's a nice break from all the games everyone else plays. He's actually my favorite gamer on KZbin.

[@Blacktimus]

Although he often plays them for KZbin, he donates all of the money to charity.

[@cosmicdahlia]

i love how when vinny played this he fucking died when the basketball player showed up but charlies just like "OH FUCKING BOI KOBE WITH THE BLOCK LETS FUCKING GO"

[@PKIVV]

God, people will buy the new Legend of Zelda no matter what these days.

[@boring5718]

I just realised halfway that Uvritrog is supposed to be based on Link

[@ThomasOfTheWarband]

I want a part 2!

[@TehCourier]

Happy new year cr1tikal! :)

[@scene6289]

7:27 The Emotion

[@MrAwesomespark5]

The painting is, "American Gothic". By Grant Wood, and it currently sits in the Art Institute Of Chicago building.

[@zaadbaad541]

Here from vinesauce

[@WaysToCope]

Vinny is the ditty champion

[@Ephyxis]

Best new year present youtube could ever offer

[@Chris-kk6cw]

You wanna disappoint Olajuwon?

[@elbowdrop3596]

1:20 - cr1tikal got scared and laughed at the same time. I can confirm that cr1tikal is a human.

[@ATR-_]

UVRITROG LOOKS LIKE JIMMY FALLON

[@theringwoodbros]

This is where he was when they found him

[@thenoodlemeister7857]

This is a beautiful way to start the new year

[@DSgamrz585]

What even is this, Too Many Shrooms the Game?

[@7521ThunderFilms]

OH MY GOSH this was phenomenal great job!

[@josephtharrison]

You make the dumbest games fucking hilarious

[@Yohoat]

Are you insinuating that this game isn't the greatest thing to grace the internet?

[@BlackSamboSpeaks]

Legendary. Thank you for this educational experience.

[@DerFliegendeMocca]

and death is a hippie mixture of thomas the tank engine and the bad witch from snowwhite. dafaq

[@weelite9630]

This is the greatest Zelda parody of All Time

[@resdyne9590]

The basketball guy that came out of nowhere nearly made me cry

[@JonathanSteadman2003]

The animations are just the best. Example: 9:00

[@STICKGUYMB]

This is a good way to start off the new year.

[@sabastianrusk6721]

Happy new year penguin

[@deltadan3565]

Him mentioning Courage the Cowardly Dog show just made me love this guy even more!! 😂

[@TryHardFace]

its his favorite show.

[@GeneralCane]

His LoL name is Doctor Zalost.

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

this game is the stuff nightmares are made of..