Clever Comebacks

[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@gaming_yt7931]

hey

[@ジョシュショート]

i like memes

[@pbjellysand]

yes.

[@rios5944]

Can’t wait to see rat memes

[@jumentoqueanima]

Ok bro.

[@UmbraResistis]

I love how this dude just sounds so dead inside, absolutely monotone, almost like a robot But that just makes it 133.9% funnier

[@uncolored2060]

That's an abstract number For me it makes it 213.7% funnier

[@ARYANMATION]

For me it makes it 2763% funnier

[@huejanus-dk9nd]

For me it gives me a temporary +76.77% humour boost

[@craventopseyii2342]

that what happens when u stay up til 3 am watching memes

[@creeperjo7]

He used to have emotion when he spoke Every video he somehow gets more monotone It’s It’s weird

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

It’s actually impressive how you’ve managed to find every single meme that was on my Instagram feed in 2019 and compile them into one video

[@FearlesSLaughteR1]

Right?! Like how can you dislike the nostalgia when its this good. Oh and the person reading it isn't yelling at you like KZbin doesn't already have my attention.

[@RaySmith-zg7od]

Bro no offence but I think you should touch grass

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

@@RaySmith-zg7od tf you on

[@commentsboardreferee7434]

once you get past the snark and thin veneer of cleverness most of these are mid

[@DF9000k]

7:37 I’m 12 and have a psp and ds so ik a lot about these (dang I should get twitter and reply saying this)

[@slayintricks4682]

I’m a simple man. I see memes. I click.

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

same

[@hollow_guy_]

Relatable.

[@TheRealWalter30]

@Quackers lil mabu

[@sullzvoo]

can relate

[@Insane0172]

I'm a complicated man, I see memes, I move to Bosnia, Raise a family, Own a farm, Burn down the farm, Get arrested for arson, go to prison for 18 years, get out of prison, return to the US, watch the memes!

[@ASweetShortCake]

3:05 “We’re in France. We decapitate kings.” 😂 I CAAAAAN’T

[@guilhemraboud7808]

FEAR US -The french ppls

[@Liechtenstein_real]

The French government: Exists The French:😡

[@friskflowerfell9689]

@@guilhemraboud7808FEAR US

[@friskflowerfell9689]

@@Liechtenstein_realTrue

[@ChromeYT9234]

@@Liechtenstein_real Poor people: exists The french government: 😡

[@quixlmao]

"I hate lazy people.." "Why? We dont even do anything!" "Exactly." *convo over.* *-comeback to the clever comeback*

[@EWOODJ]

*didn’t

[@thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143]

"So, you want us to do something. What even are we supposed to do. Are we supposed to do your mo-"

[@Schproemftell]

I dont know isnt ,,exactly" a rather *lazy* Comeback?

[@quixlmao]

@@Schproemftell bro wants them to put effort into a comeback in a non existing argument

[@sbcs2809]

Average parent comeback

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

My mother managed to prepare a 2 week lasting meal preparation for me within a day. I have no idea how she did it. There were even still some left overs. Best part is, she cooks really, really well. It’s to the point where I actually dislike restaurant food now, and have to force myself to learn how to cook.

[@keishabhadoria7126]

same, except my mom's meal lasted one week.

[@sholamakinde430]

how are yall making food last for even 3 days

[@notsobigcheese]

my mom once changed how food got cooked at one restaurant when she started working there

[@keeganlafferty1395]

3:15 hats off to you French movie theater manager

[@loachcanhem5017]

Honestly the very first meme about the garage is real AF. Garages are underrated man, and the only excuse to not buy a house with a garage, is because you're buying a house with a barn to replace said garage. Hell why don't you just go for the whole package, fuck the house, purchase a garage with a barn, figure the rest out in the garage or the barn, the choice is yours and you got options now.

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

Quite clever how he speeds through all the memes so we have to rewind to comprehend the memes and by extension increase our watch time lol.

[@VaazkLShorts]

thanks for calling me a genius, but what would be the alternative? i go slower, if i leave a second after a meme people say its too slow. i don't want to make a comment after every meme because bruh. there is like no good alternative.

[@Jupiter-T]

@@VaazkLShorts But sometimes you don't finish reading them and I do have to pause, quite frequently. Maybe just finish reading the ones you decided to include? I like this channel but I often put on people reading posts when I can't look closely, like when I'm cooking or something, and I can't do that if parts are left out.

[@TygerHillis]

@@VaazkLShorts my dog just ate a dead bird and threw up on my carpet

[@scdl-m2z]

@@VaazkLShorts honestly i like it as it is and don’t think you should change it

[@scdl-m2z]

@@TygerHillis bruh

[@terribleanthony5933]

3:22 the best joke of all time

[@SamS-ri5ll]

I agree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Ilbropersempre655]

That's 14:22

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

For those of you wondering: There is a Real woman named Crystal Methany. And a woman named Beautiful Existence.

[@SomeTouhouPlayer]

I ate crystal methany

[@Schproemftell]

Karen :THE CUSTOMER IS KING ! Worker: we're in France we decapitate Kings Savage Comeback

[@maximilian2843]

Or refer them to the general terms of service which don't include a term "king".

[@rayanna7188]

Fr man

[@personname-fw9jq]

russia:

[@catbatrat1760]

I wonder how she responded to that. My money's on deal silence, lmao.

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

Fun fact! The mile was not an intentional measurement. At least, not relative to inches, feet, and yards. It's a matter of conversion. The mile comes from Roman times, and was used for huge distances. Inches, feet, and yards are all converted on easy to remember multiples of 3. 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard. They're meant to go together. I think the three are also from Roman times, but were used by a completely different set of professions.

[@sssrankotaku7643]

We dropped using roman numbers in everyday use why not drop this too then?

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@sssrankotaku7643 because the entire country is based on it, from state-wide infrastructure to the rulers in the hands of elementary school students. Converting the system of measurement for a country as big and advanced as the US isn’t gonna be easy, it quite literally permeates every single aspect of the country, down to how American citizens instinctively think about the world around them.

[@Redundant-v2]

Extra fun fact: if you asked anyone such as king Henry VIII of Britain or anyone before they will simply respond with "Depends where you are." This was because each area of Britain had a different value for a mile. Now this was up until queen Elizabeth I decided to make it one precise measurement rather than a variety. Hence the modern mile. And yes, the word mile was developed from the Roman 'mile passus' which was around 5000 roman paces. And yes, paces can vary in size from person to person. Damn this is a real dump of random knowledge that noone will ever need. Well done for actually reading it this far!

[@thesnep4757]

@@Redundant-v2I didn't know that! That's actually pretty interesting.

[@3mindrebel]

@@Redundant-v2 I read it 💖

[@t4ct]

2:34 Nah, bro has 200 iq for that one.

[@Theguywithspectacles]

👍

[@evv.n1211]

13:30 I see this meme everywhere and no one corrects it! Its not 'Your moms so ugly your dad had to get a husband', its 'Your moms so ugly your dad Thinks he has a husband'

[@sauachhi8471]

This is the kind of comeback I remember when the fight is over😅

[@JuanEnriqueFloresJr]

Lol

[@punchthecake82]

i hate it when people give theirself excuses to not read books, or like, insult people who like books or say that books make you smart, the same people who say that have their attention span less than 0

[@jesusvera7941]

18:43 facts, feeding pets is not cheap, go to a vet, ask for the correct food for your animal friend, avoid them illness and malnutrition.

[@pajaiy5755]

sometimes, the most clever comebacks are the ones which are obvious and normal

[@-Lunar1]

The time traveler one is wild 💀

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

7:32 I have offered like ten people my hoodies to borrow and not one person has accepted. If people really turn me down for this reason when I'm just trying to be helpful, then that's fucked up.

[@rhyderleming5851]

20:27 that man got jumped by god and satan

[@mrmagoo.3678]

05:35 Leon Lush giving Jake Paul straight facts lmfao.. luv'it.

[@NWolfsson]

17:15 Is it bad that I thought they meant "sick" as in "I love it", and expected the Community Manager at Campbell's to be genuinely concerned? Best reversal of the month :')

[@westtxtapper]

15:41 Aleks comeback was an answer to GOP Teens asking if Jesus was on Earth today, what kind of gun would he be carrying. 19:35 The comeback was how Coors is basically weak af.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

is basically water lol

[@biohazard9215]

Wonder how many retakes this guy had to do since some of these are funny as hell, no way he read some of these with a straight face on the first try

[@literallylegendary]

nice pfp, i like btd6

[@cory_and_co]

2:54 also the fact that there are people who are attracted to women and not men, or men and not women, so if you got a sex change their body will physically not let them be attracted to you

[@thatsruffdog]

19:35 Sam Adams Beer is saying Coors Light Beer is just water which is a nice roast 😂😂😂

[@ThatOneMarveller]

12:04 Still shocking to see Kurtis in a random video

[@alchemy5750]

"underwater armored scissorhand spider" best way I ever heard someone describing a crab ngl

[@thegamingcow5072]

Anyone else just feel like there's a sniper aiming at you that you can't see? I always be randomly moving like I'm trying to dodge a sniper while staying inconspicuous

[@laurelelasselin]

Same though

[@nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu]

6:48 wait you all thought he meant the instrument? I wasn’t even terrified

[@Enderia2]

4:31 well hey, maybe that means people from overpopulated countries can move in! why don’t you think of that, huh?

[@OnionTheSquid]

1:18 lol I didn't realize the comeback the first time I saw this 😂😂

[@Somebody-xh9kv]

Same. It made me laugh so much after I found out 🤣

[@Т1000-м1и]

14:12 is why we love this channel

[@LN.AR7]

0:50 Only 50 seconds into the vid and I'm alr dying 💀

[@acura2171]

vaazkl's voice is more satisfying than these combacks

[@mr.glitch6781]

17:35 that isn’t a comeback that’s somebody just begging to be thrown into CERN’s particle accelerator

[@DasSeltsameExemplar]

7:17 this one was funny because of it being true

[@gachalifelilly]

12:14 damn by his own mother to 😂😂😂

[@kuperlilu5340]

7:00 You can make a skittles drink by combining all flavours of Pepsi on those machines you get at restaurants in the UK. I usually get cherry, vanilla and lime!

[@charizards2009]

Another one is where you grab a mountain dew or dr. Pepper, and poor all the Skittles of one flavor per can/bottle. That is called the Skittles b o m b my friend.

[@jerishjohnvelarde8115]

2:37 best comeback

[@cameronbertrand9720]

4:15 Yes, we do actually exist. Sadly for you, we are gay.

[@Idkqwhat]

20:40 damn gotta hand it to satan that was an amazing support with the roast god set up

[@Anarchi_X]

Me'N'U is actually really good

[@isaiahwalking]

0:43 relatable.

[@mcamuti4901]

0:37 this gotta be the best description for an animal yet

[@danielanthony1054]

21:01 this is like comparing eating healthy to bypass surgery. one prevents the bad thing from happening whilst the other is try to stop the bad thing from getting even worse.

[@Opacidablox_]

thx for reminding me that i have scoliosis and have to do exercise to bypass surgery

[@danielanthony1054]

@@Opacidablox_ i meant like actual bypass surgery, not to by-pass the surgery.

[@tchirios]

2:29 never have i heard truer words

[@oogleyboogleyy]

14:19 now that's a: Double Emotional Damage Grilled and Roasted

[@official-obama]

7:49 imagine being able to see the comeback

[@lmow8029]

Man traumatized his home intruder way more than his paralysis demon does

[@RubyEmerald2007]

0:56 oh my god i loved this one 😂

[@jefeking2117]

I gotta share this with my kids lol

[@NWolfsson]

7:10 Honestly? That would educate people on how meat is produced, a bit. Because most red meat you buy is at least two weeks old, and some people act like it comes right out of the still warm cow.

[@CanadianTrainProductions2013]

1:17 *Ladies and gentleman, this is how you absolutely destroy a person using their argument.*

[@SSNNPBCC]

4:20 this is fucking brilliant I'm dead🤣

[@altaccxd6810]

Pretty sus timestamp not gonna lie.

[@jsoaq]

kid named brilliant: 😮

[@Imsorryyyyyyyy]

@@jsoaq kid named this: 🤩

[@genericdude8444]

kid named “ “:

[@bunkley923]

10:31 is just infuriating because the mile was originally 5000 feet but it was the BRITISH who changed it to 5280 for no reason

[@Imsorryyyyyyyy]

Well we invented feet etc so I think we have the right to change it?

[@Ahmed_Asif]

1:10 That one was my favourite.

[@unvl7682]

5:24 anyone else notice the music suddenly stop as he reads the message saying they talk to themself

[@shnuu]

Lets Just Appreciate That this Guy Literally Has Been Posting Everyday For Like 2 Months

[@kingducke]

"can confirm" is absolutely wild

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

11:04 The peak of this man's dead sounding voice making the meme funnier

[@CaptainCloudyNWhiskers]

0:15 I only had educational devices until I was 7, when I got my first laptop. I loved playing outside as a child, and still to this day!

[@sub0mc49]

Damn, i had an ipad at 5, but didnt get a laptop til i was like 10

[@dgrant9132]

I got a garage so I got no excuse

[@dgrant9132]

VaazkL thanks for liking my comment

[@MilitaryPlayer141]

“The intruder went to counseling” What? Did you try to- nvm….

[@taiwong5635]

3:05 got me and my dad laughing so hard

[@kingmeerkat7065]

the your feet one killed me

[@ElRodriPR]

2:06 Aashi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@orealfrajola]

8:05 i like to think that the guy is not even atheist but just wanted to say that

[@georgeserbezis4704]

06:04 proof that IQ has dropped over the years.

[@BlockyBeefyDie]

“I hate lazy people” “Why? We didn’t do anything.” “That’s the point.”

[@loziialexander]

I love the fact that he blurred out the word and just said it anyways

[@theendbringermenace]

6:53 the matrix broke this man 💀💀

[@Lone_traveler147]

your channel brings me joy

[@itouchgrass17]

6:42- me imagining a dude picking up some random dudes kidney and just shoving it in his pocket

[@somanyyyears]

17:06 this got me so bad and idk why

[@Jetstream_Sam]

8:26 OH MY GODDD

[@Ricardoxtil7.5K]

LMFAOO

[@gavintheamazing]

This is the most clever imo

[@yesanameirequested1682]

15:41 what gun would Jesus Christ use?

[@remissiveslave]

Lots of truth bombs in here. Especially in regards to the whole "looks aren't everything " love how life itself disproves people's gaslighting tactics, but many try to discount it.

[@Nahobussyino]

11:27 bro should be grateful

[@BurntSpaggetti]

1:48 the fact that I’m kind of overweight and wore a crop top today💀 although I did walk 4 miles today so I’m getting better with being 15 lol😂😂

[@oluwatimilehinaina1169]

4:50 I'm so confused tbh😅

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

This man put in the effort to voice it himself, but put in the enthusiasm of a text-to-speech bot.

[@mohammedakramessahyaoui4694]

When he releases a video I laugh -Me 2023

[@eclipse2257]

✨ w o w ✨

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

10:36 Feet and miles have a weird conversion unit because they're NOT PART OF THE SAME SYSTEM. We hardly ever convert between feet and miles. Distance is pretty much always measured in miles, while length is pretty much always measured in feet, occasionally yards.

[@G0of_Ball]

Man some of theses are hilarious Why do some people be like “I want cute guys/girls” durning some situations like: “A man offered me his jacket but I would have accepted if he was cute” like girl if I was that dude I would let you freeze to death

[@auser6789]

4:19 never knew Ace Ventura had was this dope

[@WanderingShogun3142]

I just loved the God and Satan team up.

[@metanecro]

9:05 i dont have a tv or a library, thats how you know im in college

[@very_weird_person]

7:59 when you actually search who she is, you'll be surprised or maybe disgusted. Her name is honeypreet😂

[@los-lobos]

12:09 THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS THE BEST

[@Cassxowary]

7:16 heartless mindless people believing they have a point because they believe whatever they want to make themselves feel better about their delusions… then they complain&play the victim&martyr of what they cause and blame others…

[@CourierCat-isGod]

what

[@Snapdragon673]

15:21 My mind went straight to professor Quirrell. .....What does that say about me?

[@jumentoqueanima]

Even if you are very rich in Minecraft, it all started with a tree.

[@orealfrajola]

you can get wood tools from chest, get rich and then get a tree

[@jumentoqueanima]

@@orealfrajola Chest made of wood!

[@eclipse2257]

Use a shulker box Go to a world with 12 eyes already in, dig some dirt, go into the end, build to the islands, get the OP stuff, come back to the island, beat the enderdragon, leave the end, and never need wood to make tools because you can get them from the end

[@LocalBroYT]

These ones are savage

[@FaizalKuntz]

1:40 i was wondering what this meant, my body build like a temple and your body build like a nightclub?

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

A temple is meant to be a venerated place whilst a nighclub is said to be a place of filth. However, if we are really talking about it, a temple is potentially worse than a nightclub due to the wolves in sheep’s clothing that are allowed in, unlike a nightclub where you need to be checked before you can go in

[@Cassxowary]

17:06 it’s like Satan and his clone arguing about who’s worse…

[@alicewilloughby4318]

19:55 - If they're not garlic, what are they?

[@HannibaI247]

Flowers