What Does It Mean To Be A Man?

[@EpicBeard815]

Lord Grummond is going to be very upset when he sees this.

[@schradeya]

EpicBeard815 That's what I said! The arrow comment, especially, was just... really unmanly. If His Lordship sees this, that "man" is going to have to sweep ALL of the cobwebs into little pill-sized balls and carry them, for probably three whole days. /shudder

[@CorethraJames]

+EpicBeard815 prepare your peepee and nutbag for his wrath.

[@seeskwared]

+EpicBeard815 i'm always angry.

[@EpicBeard815]

Lord Grummond Is that your secret?

[@Zedeezia]

As Lord Grummond's representative. i assure you all, the matter of speaking ill of Lord Grummond has been resolved and those responsible are no longer of concern.

[@randomperson2078]

"You can get in the car and you can drive the car, but when you get to the circus, it's always closed and all the clowns have died." Very relatable.

[@quadrata8382]

They didn't please Lord Grummond.

[@sapointi]

I felt that

[@jaydee.vt_]

Explain pls :)

[@FilthySoapCore]

Could you explain it more? So its like you got all the handles you got all the power, but its eventually just useless

[@nadaemcomum3253]

Very confusing

[@ZeranZeran]

"I hate that you're not a real man unless you sleep in the men's warehouse at night"

[@theoddcorner5792]

DAMIT I've been sleeping in a journey's all these years

[@Reddington69]

It's been 3 years but still fuck you for just taking a quote straight from the video you unoriginal twatwaffle.

[@chipofchipschallenge7532]

@@Reddington69 You're right. This angry reply to a comment from 3 years ago should be top comment.

[@chipofchipschallenge7532]

Because of its originality of course.

[@MM-cm9xn]

The thing about the state capitals hit a little too close to home

[@rcarfang2]

I never had candy in my life because I never learned state capitals so I couldn't take the bus.

[@straightwhiteman755]

It takes some serious heart to go for biggest skeleton in the universe.

[@kusugara]

Hahaah i thought there was a profile picture on my screen !!

[@TheShieldsMD]

If you scroll down just the right amount, the top of the screen will cut off part of his head. Don't worry - it's just simulated murder, and they can't prosecute you for that.

[@octoartstuff]

What fucking dimension are we in?

[@NormaKhan]

@@octoartstuff the worst kind.

[@darrenjohnson4044]

Nephilim

[@cleansed_in_pestilence_3004]

“I never saw my dad cry, except once but that made me uncomfortable because he had died two years earlier” that spoke to me on such a deep level, I’m so happy I’m not alone

[@bouwn2151]

Snakes in his eyes and all

[@Lucifronz]

They don't mean it, Lord Grummond!

[@annalundy3331]

Clickhole

[@southtext3400]

Your profile picture makes this so perfect.

[@danielmetz6268]

This channel is like someone put all the content of Buzzfeed through a recursive neural network

[@jaym8808]

If this is buzzfeed for men, I'm okay with this.

[@louiebee4345]

👏 yay for the ML reference

[@creeperhunterD]

This is unironically far more progressive than anything Buzzfeed has ever made, and it's literally a Clickhole video

[@Lemon_Inspector]

I only saw my father cry once. It was the day we ran out of radishes.

[@adamstein4104]

My favorite part is how the white guy has all the Chinese role models for masculinity

[@adamstein4104]

+Gokul Nair That was the joke though. It was reversing stereotypes. I'm not "bringing race into it"; race was in it

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

+Adam They could be mocking the types who try to be opposed to racism by having nothing but contempt for Europeans and the opposite for everyone else.

[@lilkat9024]

i’m crying

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Jackie Chan's Australian though.

[@shrimpscampin]

@@GokulNairwillkillyouwithfire he referenced something that happened in the video you fucking stupid ass

[@altoidsours]

I worked in a hospital cafe. One day a nurse called me to order dinner for a patient and said he wanted dessert. I asked what he wanted and gave a few options like cake, a parfait, and a cherry pie. She laughed and told me "well he's a 35 year old man so I don't think he wants cherry pie." To this day her cryptic words have stuck with me. Being a man means you can't like cherry pie after the age 30.

[@mark9294]

Outrageous

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I can't tell if this is a parody comment to fit with ClickHole energy or an actual real thing that happened with a woman actually saying this to you lol

[@altoidsours]

@@Joey7Z7Horror It's actually real! But it does sound like something you'd hear in ClickHole, haha.

[@dombo813]

What kind of desserts are there that aren't functionally cherry pie? What do people expect men have for pudding, steak?

[@STRONTIumMuffin]

I too wish for a abnormally large skeleton.

[@DanielJ0nes]

one of spooky variety?

[@Jackimole]

Drink milk every day, and make sure to thank mr skeltal.

[@kaiju2296]

Be careful what you wish for, some of us are abnormally large skeletons

[@Micho55]

Finally these horrible stereotypes are being recognized!

[@basilmemories]

I never knew about the mustard costs! I broke down into tears, that's some powerful stuff.

[@Thethreestories]

Men have a lot of privilege, but that doesn't mean that we have it perfect. For instance, if I wanted to show any emotional weakness, I would have to sing the Song of Atonement from memory. The trouble is, it's impossible to learn the song without listening to it first, and if I did that, Lord Gromand would turn me into a tree. I know that women have problems too, problems worse than the ones I face; women are three times as likely as men to turn into bats before their 32nd birthdays and if they don't say the alphabet backwards three times before bed, their blood will turn into 2% milk. What I'm trying to say is, both genders should unite in fighting injustice, for the sake of both genders.

[@peroxideman5292]

Samuel Goldie wat

[@robbiedart7422]

Just a little bit too le randumm xD for clickhole

[@spore4277]

is that all of the blood turning into reduced fat milk or 2% of my blood turning into milk I forgot

[@responsiblelobster5223]

This is my favorite comment I've ever read

[@heathercalun4919]

[@TheDiscoNarwhal]

I hope that someday everyone will feel comfortable having the biggest skeleton in the universe.

[@yeawhateva3632]

Sometimes I wonder what aliens with no prior knowledge would think of us if they only had access to clickhole

[@Adam-tk4fm]

Future archiologists r gonna have a blast

[@dead_kennedys7870]

Confucius: The greatest boxer ever.

[@WhatUpTKHere]

SO GLAD SOMEBODY IS FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@AndyAce83]

As a man I have to say I agree totally with this video. Especially the part about the complete breakfast.

[@NormaKhan]

I wonder how many takes it took for the guy at 1:42 to say what he said with a straight face.

[@damnwtf3968]

I have a peepee :(

[@aqua-b7r]

I swear i can hear someone stifle a nose laugh in the back at this part

[@cmd1zz13]

I say that every morning in the mirror, in a rage, to get the day going. I do laugh, but it's maniacally obviously. Go men!

[@shinysmogon]

please don't turn me into a tree lord grummond

[@Archaedin]

Why did they put background music in this, I'm a tree now god dammit.

[@MrLegit-mq9ki]

This video is so powerful... I'm holding back tears

[@nankono]

Mr. Legit normally I would say shut your sentive ass up but ill let it slide

[@mosesestrada2713]

Do not let lord grommund witness you cry lest youre keen on singing the abcs backward whilst drunk on the back of a sassy dragon.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

Hol up why are there 2 replies on a "1 reply" comment

[@Thrifty032781]

My 35th birthday is coming up in about 2 months. I am still weighing the decision to shave my head or not.

[@Thrifty032781]

I thought about it for a while, but eventually I shaved my head. I did not want to risk angering Lord Grummond.

[@ChickentNug]

Dont

[@Fxxxxb99]

this is why we need menisisinsm

[@twerdeffan1080]

Masculinism?

[@Fxxxxb99]

no. meninisnsisim

[@laoganmafootballclub6632]

ISIS-manism

[@adapple7518]

yeah! these femoidists are taking over.

[@patrickhodson8715]

I was teased all through high school for not sleeping at men's warehouse...

[@frigginboom]

So just confirming, am I all good as a moonbeam?

[@leprechaunne]

frigginboom you sleep in the men's warehouse right?

[@LordEptar]

The dude who fights everything? He really spoke to me, talking about how he fights hospitals, goats, and birthday cakes... Touching.

[@KerryMakesNightcores]

As a man, I can confirm we all fight birthday cakes.

[@jaystef1627]

I wish women understood just how hard it is to be a man. Coughing up orange foam in the presence of our lord a savior Grummand isn't as easy as the media portrays it.

[@Nillowo]

“You can get in the car and drive the car but when you get to the circus it’s always closed and all the clowns have died.” That’s powerful stuff.

[@Pyotyr]

Kudos to these men for having the courage to talk about things as a man!

[@AuthorityCat]

Holy shit. This was literally the best video I've ever seen. So many levels!!

[@lorem_ipsum1996]

Oh God this is the best channel ever... deserves millions of views for each video.

[@ethanoneal7955]

"you have to be strong like yao ming" wtf 😂😂😂

[@ChickentNug]

Ethan Oneal “confucius”

[@TrueComboKing]

I love when they just name drop a mythical entity.

[@agentwashingtub9167]

The hardest pert about being a man isn't the entire balanced breakfast you must eat every day or how crowded the Men's Warehouse gets. It’s the fact that if you don't perform a dance of apology every time you have a negative thought about Lord Gromand, he will turn you into a tree. The guys really got a thing for botany.

[@uhohhotdog9150]

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!

[@positrondecay4784]

𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!

[@warpedcomedy]

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[@Jaceblue04]

According to society, being a man means bottling up your emotions and never letting them out. If that's the case, then I have no idea what dictionary society picked up the word "man" from, but it probably also defines "gonorrhea" as "a lactose-free dairy substitute."

[@lordgrummond5866]

This video Pleases me

[@seeskwared]

+Lord Grummond lol you fixed your spelling

[@nickc3657]

I’ll be a man for you Jaboukie 🥺

[@brandonvistan7444]

" I have to eat this complete breakfast." Very deep.

[@SirNeal26]

The camera panning into the complete breakfast killed me

[@TheAverageChannelx]

I genuinely hope that that man has the biggest skeleton in the universe 5 years later. It's never too late

[@keff5984]

the only books I read are monster truck books

[@jibb1451]

Why arent the politicians focusing on the mustard men gap?

[@Lustiepie]

"Men only cry when gets betrayed or comforted by someone".

[@Random_Fanguy]

2:28 Why the hell was that so funny? Like it's just a fully balanced and complete breakfast.

[@JohnNovakovich]

I remember being laughed at in 4th grade for reading a book about things other than monster trucks. Now like most guys, I can't wait to visit Alcatraz

[@stuffthingsandawholelotofn6393]

This channel takes the wtf humor so many try but fail to employ and actually makes it funny.

[@Brett733]

I am high on the Men's Leaderboard because I have been moonlighting as a Moonbeam

[@dukeofanchor]

This is so true it hurts. In middle school, I had to ride the bus one hour everyday to get to school. I remember on my first day, the bus driver asked me what the capital of Wyoming was, and since I was ignorant of what it meant to be a man, I ended up having to walk.

[@aliimrankazan3294]

Why is this channel so underrated?

[@xaviere.7581]

Men are supposed to men. It's better for everybody.

[@ryderTheHedgehog2004]

I know what it's like too can't even get help and yet I'm 17 alot of things happened to me sure it's different of what happened to me but people tell me to "rub it off" but it doesn't help not even once they think being a man means to be strong and face anything that's strong and not to be afraid of small or big things but really it means be you and never listen to what people say and it's been like this for over 50 years now and that's what society thinks but really they don't know and they won't even know what happens to us men because it's worse than they think

[@SynoPTL]

Hey, uh... watch the entire video, I think you missed the joke in it

[@CarlosGutierrez-wj2ii]

I heard somewhere that beeing a man it's about responsability, you fix your stuff and help others or something like that

[@kechieslayeraa6919]

The orange foam is sooooo painful

[@oliyuprimizhu1326]

I think Lord Grummond is a wizard who turned four unsuspecting moonbeams into men and gave them a list of rules to follow. Now all of them are under his thumb unless they want to be turned into a tree (which is of course, the most terrible fate in the world for a moonbeam)

[@schradeya]

Arrow that pierces the heart of Lord Grummond?! Cripes MAN, don't let His Lordship hear you say that!!! Have you gone *mad*? Fuck I hope he's not watching this.

[@HollowMist11]

Woah! 0:28 that's Jaboukie White, the Daily Show correspondent.

[@heavensdoor7955]

Yo it's jaboukie young-white. That's tight af

[@thesophisticatedtarzan1797]

*Brought to you by Gillette* *_tHE bEsT A mAN CaN geT_*

[@Itstrashagainsmh]

I completely forgot to look at who made this video, and I was extremely confused for maybe half of it, now that I know its Clickhole, it makes so much more sense

[@paulieboy6644]

I like to think they eventually overthrow Lord Grummond

[@deftpink9898]

it sounds like they sent 30 different ads for antidepressents through every language on google translate, a la the game telephone.

[@toughteddybear5777]

This channel has to be the best bait i've ever seen.

[@toughteddybear5777]

mfw this isn't bait o___o

[@213213yoyo]

God I hate it when I go to the circus and when I arrive all the clowns are fucking dead! Ughhh!

[@won_tonn6430]

once i transitioned i actually experienced all these things and i have to say the harsh reality of finding out, as a man, mustard costs 4 times more? it hurt. every day since ive lived in agony and i cant read anymore because my library doesnt have books about monster trucks

[@TOSUnbound]

Opinion: Anybody who goes out of their way to write a comment mocking trans people is probably projecting something.

[@RDrawzDragonz]

same, and I can't go to the circus anymore because all the clowns are dead and its closed :(

[@Ganonmustdie2]

Lord Grummond demands a high price for manhood. To be given such power is to be cursed with the inability to be weak, which may be the greatest weakness of all. But such is the mystery of Lord Grummond.

[@nathanstinson9816]

I just realized after watching a couple of Clickhole's videos that they're all satire lol

[@ronin_user]

I fight ocelots, and wombats. I grate cheese, and beat up rabid kangaroos. I am a man. I bring you a shrubbery. And sit in the McDonald’s drive-through. And I burn stuff in a pit. I rake and mow. I am the lawnmower man. And the walrus.

[@kirkmon2]

I feel like this is serious and then halfway thru this we just had a laugh half way thru

[@5tickman]

I have been empowered... truly a masterpiece...

[@24SparrowJack]

I think what it means to be a man is to be accountable, is to be accountable and stand up to the mistakes you’ve made. It’s okay to f*ck up, it happens to all of us. A quote from the rock that's what it means to be a man

[@sethwick8348]

Giving people free turkey but charging 4x as much for mustard is some devious shit

[@luxurious0346]

I feel you, man I don't got no boobies I only have peepee I also dreamt of having the biggest skeleton in the universe (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

[@ghostiechan5741]

One time lord grummond came to my house and I opened the door and he put his hand on my shoulder and said "go eat a complete breakfast or I'll turn your teeth into snake eggs that would immediately hatch and slither down my throat" so from that point on I knew to eat a complete breakfast every day

[@punkmonks]

this is really fucking weird, who the fuck is lord grummin

[@callmecassian6952]

I remember my dad would always point to NFL linemen and tell me to my face, “That’s what you need to be.”

[@theradicallizard]

i want more lord grummond lore

[@beb1684]

Is that Jaboukie?

[@dadkwashere]

We can't cry, we moan in despair while water runs down our eyes from allergies. Said allergies are from saddness. We are allergic to saddness.

[@TheFIoridaMan]

Lord Grummond is the true way to manhood! ALL HAIL LORD GRUMMOND!

[@kurtv7638]

God I love this channel

[@nutshelledturtle1759]

"You can get in the car and you can drive the car, but when you get to the circus, it's always closed and all the clowns have died." -Confucius, 1994

[@retsbewnoelopan]

I cried at least twice while watching this

[@mastertyler6303]

I put on my big boy pants everyday. But it's not easy because I'm a small man so I have to shop in the children's section for big boy pants..

[@vicquinonez1966]

When we don't open up were told there's something wrong with us. When we finally do, were told something's wrong with us. Fml. 😔😔😔

[@Punkini]

The free turkey and oreos has to be nice at least

[@VTPPGLVR]

0:47 I had to pause the video for a second because WUT

[@andrewjensen6305]

To me, being a man is most about buttering bread and humming battle tunes in the key of G.

[@GurpreetSingh-vs3wc]

TAKE EVERYONE'S PAIN AND SPREAD HAPPINESS

[@distari]

All hail Lord Gromund!

[@mosesestrada2713]

distari ALL HAIL!!!✊

[@joshschillcorner]

Lord Gromund will save us all

[@marcusaurelius687]

I'm sadly not manly enough for a spooky skeleton, is there any way to fix this before it becomes an issue, as my peers are peer pressuring me into getting one. I don't know what to do, and am stuck in constant conflict with myself. Can anyone help?

[@jotacostajr]

Garfielf teh cate The best way to solve that is to marry the skeleton. Marry anything that scares you, then lock it up inside your sex dungeon while dancing to the beat of a song praising Lord Grummand. But ONLY the beat, anything else will set your genitals on fire while the moon watches in judgment of your soul. That's what a real man does.

[@marcusaurelius687]

J Costa Wow, thanks, Any tips for slaying the sex demon on the first level?

[@jotacostajr]

Garfielf teh cate Talk to Lenny, he knows what to do.

[@marcusaurelius687]

J Costa I talked to Lenny, he said i need the purple dildo.

[@jotacostajr]

Garfielf teh cate He says that about everything.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

When I find the pile of dead clowns, I know they were sacrificed to please Lord Grummond. Still, I feel sad for the clowns, but I keep it bottled up inside, then I go to the nearest grocery store and eat the sadness away with those free Oreos.

[@jakebadger2574]

Took me way too long to realise this was satirical

[@jonathankeith6971]

I am so sick of Lord Grummond dictating what my hair can and cannot look like. One time I heard a snippet of music and I grew a tree branch. Needless to say, I have been more cautious since then. I can’t eat cereal with a tree branch. It just doesn’t work okay?

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

Lord Grummond found out I ate a watermelon with my son and he stole my son’s skull from him. My son is dead now and all because a real man can’t enjoy watermelon with his son.

[@ryand1404]

Who the hell is Lord Grummond?

[@GalacticGamerYT]

Ryan Doede yes

[@sammybuch6943]

VlogSpot no

[@mosesestrada2713]

I presume you havent slept in a mens warehouse yet

[@nutsophast]

You don't want to know.

[@Sam-gy3ok]

It is not who is Lord Grumond?.. it is WHY is Lord Grumond? Why why why!

[@samuelforesta]

Oh my god. Jabuki White was in a clickhole video!

[@calviincalifornia4048]

gilette is that you?